How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended

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  • How Captain Marvel Should Have Ended
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @withoutthehihatehappiness413
    @withoutthehihatehappiness413 5 років тому +5447

    That's lowkey the best Samuel L Jackson imitation I've ever heard

  • @EmperorofMan000
    @EmperorofMan000 5 років тому +6601

    That ending actually make sense....if fury called CM in avengers 1....70% of marvel movies after that won't actually happen...

    • @thebudgetgamer
      @thebudgetgamer 4 роки тому +302

      She blew up the plot of GOTG

    • @IDEK_608
      @IDEK_608 4 роки тому +126

      Tom would never be an avenger

    • @farnazkazi1640
      @farnazkazi1640 4 роки тому +201

      But she was probably galaxies away. It would taken her days to come. By that time Loki would've won.

    • @ORAForcegaming
      @ORAForcegaming 4 роки тому +27

      It's so true though

    • @AshNonokPlays
      @AshNonokPlays 4 роки тому +121

      @@farnazkazi1640 she was fused with the tesseract you forgot the power of that stone did you?

  • @jinglebelsbels
    @jinglebelsbels 5 років тому +8176

    Fury: *calls Captain Marvel in every single Avengers battle*
    Avengers: Are we a joke to you?

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 5 років тому +286

      Fury: Comparatively yeah.

    • @enderael7878
      @enderael7878 5 років тому +20

      😂

    • @richardthecowardlylion5289
      @richardthecowardlylion5289 5 років тому +72

      As the Producers & director of Cpt M would say,.. "YES, you're all a giant joke to us."

    • @jinglebelsbels
      @jinglebelsbels 5 років тому +11

      bWAHAHAHAHAHA i cANNOT wITH y'ALL rEPLIESS

    • @caesarczech7920
      @caesarczech7920 5 років тому +29

      To Disney and Feminists ? Yeah,Yeah They are.

  • @MineNOROfficial
    @MineNOROfficial 3 роки тому +640

    My headcanon is that Fury DID call her, but by the time she got to Earth everything was resolved. It took her a week to get to Earth in Endgame.

    • @dhruvjainyash8006
      @dhruvjainyash8006 2 роки тому +19

      Oooo I never knew that , is that true ?

    • @mrbutt4eva625
      @mrbutt4eva625 2 роки тому +43

      @@dhruvjainyash8006 it’s a headcanon so they made it up

    • @Caroniver_Robocacci
      @Caroniver_Robocacci 2 роки тому +69

      ​@@dhruvjainyash8006 While it is headcanon that she was called, it is true that she took a week to arrive in Endgame. The universe is BIG, and it takes time to maneuver. Had she been called in previous Avengers movies, she would not have shown up in time.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 2 роки тому +12

      That's...a great way to look at it actually!

    • @cendybeban
      @cendybeban 2 роки тому +5

      @@Caroniver_Robocacci congrats you win the internet

  • @jamesburgess2k
    @jamesburgess2k 5 років тому +13303

    Whoever you guys have doing Fury's voice is scary accurate, they sound just like Samuel L. Jackson!

  • @ThePheonixOfThe6
    @ThePheonixOfThe6 5 років тому +5855

    Fury: last time i trusted someone, i lost an eye...
    *goose scratches eye out in the 90s*
    Thanos: reality is often disappointing

    • @grandpagohan1
      @grandpagohan1 5 років тому +123

      You mean, amazingly hilarious.

    • @DemonicEngineer
      @DemonicEngineer 5 років тому +29

      But it iiiis hilarious

    • @Skriimpy
      @Skriimpy 5 років тому +180

      @@grandpagohan1 hilariously bad lol

    • @slimehermit
      @slimehermit 5 років тому +108

      SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS

    • @Funstun-yk7oo
      @Funstun-yk7oo 5 років тому +75

      Its funny but also dissapointing

  • @GiltleyRage
    @GiltleyRage 5 років тому +2658

    Man, that Samuel L Jackson impression was pure gold.

    • @rtmusicvideos431
      @rtmusicvideos431 5 років тому +28

      Omg I just realized it wasn't really him! Sounded so much like him xD

    • @paballomolata2753
      @paballomolata2753 5 років тому +3

      Giltley Rage I know right

    • @PamperedDuchess
      @PamperedDuchess 5 років тому +2

      Crazy realistic, yo. O.o

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 5 років тому +6

      @@rtmusicvideos431 He must walk around quoting pulp fiction nonstop, must be why he does it so good

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 4 роки тому +680

    "Your cat ate my coffee mug."
    One of the best Batman lines ever

  • @Gurkiratsingh.
    @Gurkiratsingh. 5 років тому +1158

    I like how they used captain Marvel (shazam) reference

    • @holty1314
      @holty1314 5 років тому +11

      Captain Marvel vs Shazam death battle

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 років тому +11

      Yeah the true Captain Marvel. DC

    • @griffinsgamevlogsandmore1792
      @griffinsgamevlogsandmore1792 5 років тому +1

      well Captain Marvel is her super hero name well Shazam is Captain Marvel hes goes by Shazam more than Captain Marvel

    • @mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702
      @mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702 5 років тому

      I dont get it where is the reference?

    • @sethheasley9538
      @sethheasley9538 5 років тому

      @@mehmetcemalbaranaltunal6702 Post-credits in the video.

  • @ketchup016
    @ketchup016 5 років тому +15688

    *Fury:* She's kind of the first Avenger.
    *Cap:* I thought I was the first Avenger.
    *1500-year-old Thor:* Am I a joke to you?

    • @tuannguyenminh864
      @tuannguyenminh864 5 років тому +597

      You understand wrong but i like your joke dude :))

    • @bearded18yearold
      @bearded18yearold 5 років тому +54

      Lol

    • @rapolasra934
      @rapolasra934 5 років тому +357

      They Are Talking about First to become the Avenger. Not the First one Born Avenger

    • @Coolz_Pickle
      @Coolz_Pickle 5 років тому +165

      @Person She wasn't recruited, she went to the earth and said, "Imma gonna help you" and boom

    • @akashafofo6939
      @akashafofo6939 5 років тому +31

      @@tuannguyenminh864 Then explain. Don't just say that and disappear.

  • @jacobdrain4492
    @jacobdrain4492 5 років тому +3284

    "What's next? You gonna start forming a team of superheroes?"
    "Nah, I figured I'd wait at least a decade."

    • @darth856
      @darth856 5 років тому +77

      "Weird, but okay"

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +44

      "Weird flex but ok"

    • @ZaxololRiyodin
      @ZaxololRiyodin 5 років тому +20

      Yeah, we watched the video too.

    • @En_theo
      @En_theo 5 років тому +11

      And that comment got 1463 likes (so far). Tells you a lot about how the masses think...

    • @ArmandoFlores-nn5ss
      @ArmandoFlores-nn5ss 5 років тому +5

      It's pretty hard to find super heroes

  • @ComradeSlice
    @ComradeSlice 3 роки тому +106

    That's funny because after the Flerken attacked him I thought of the line "last time I trusted someone I lost an eye!" and was wondering where "trust" entered into it

    • @nikolaspapanagnou2723
      @nikolaspapanagnou2723 3 роки тому +4

      4:07 I wonder how Loki would react on this.

    • @florrie2303
      @florrie2303 3 роки тому +11

      In the movie he says to Goose “I’m trusting you not to eat me.” Goose took his eye but didn’t eat him…so I don’t know what his big deal with ‘trust’ is! 😂

  • @spektr_
    @spektr_ 5 років тому +8592

    Nick Fury: She was kind of the first avenger
    Captain America: Am I a Joke to you?

    • @DannyHsn
      @DannyHsn 5 років тому +163

      No she wasn't

    • @tonkpils197666
      @tonkpils197666 5 років тому +290

      Captain America "the first avenger"

    • @sentinel2726
      @sentinel2726 5 років тому +276

      @Direnta That makes no sense since Captain America's first movie is called Captain America: THE FIRST AVENGER

    • @jody024
      @jody024 5 років тому +27

      @@sentinel2726 The MCU doesn't exactly follow the comics.....

    • @CryptidZeker415
      @CryptidZeker415 5 років тому +152

      Captain america is the First mainstream superhero in marvel. He by right should be the one classified as the First Avenger. Not Carol no matter how much people want to push that mentality from an agenda driven scene

  • @pluggerfella3551
    @pluggerfella3551 5 років тому +4298

    How endgame should have ended:
    **goose eats thanos**

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 5 років тому +65

      And he coughs up half a hairball (half cause it's a semi-sphere

    • @TheBharathp87
      @TheBharathp87 4 роки тому +22

      It's a flerken

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 4 роки тому +23

      With the space stone inside Goose? He woulda just teleported.

    • @craigrobinson9180
      @craigrobinson9180 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @ga-ll1vn
      @ga-ll1vn 4 роки тому

      shoot me thank you

  • @lion037
    @lion037 5 років тому +3223

    2:44 Superman casually using x-ray vision to do a cat-scan...

    • @FelixIakhos
      @FelixIakhos 5 років тому +51

      That is one clever joke sir

    • @teodorghinea425
      @teodorghinea425 5 років тому +15

      Or he just watched the movie

    • @movieblocks9164
      @movieblocks9164 5 років тому +3

      ghinea teodor he did ask if he knew that

    • @SemlerPDX
      @SemlerPDX 5 років тому +2

      Bravo! lol

    • @frankmueller2781
      @frankmueller2781 4 роки тому +2

      Crotching kitty, hardened dragon, in a back seat near you.

  • @joedirt2556
    @joedirt2556 4 роки тому +833

    4:31 how many movies did they just eliminate there
    Hey at least we won't have to suffer the loss of Natasha, Tony, vision and cap becoming a fugitive then a wrinkly old grandpa

    • @joedirt2556
      @joedirt2556 4 роки тому +30

      Oh yeah I forgot to mention Thor chunking out and hulk nerding out and always being Zen/aloof
      At least one good thing is we get to see Loki get his little twig neck snapped

    • @MMAli-rq8kd
      @MMAli-rq8kd 4 роки тому +34

      Also, Guardians of the Galaxy volume I doesn't need to happen since Ronan is dead!

    • @cleoblackbird2210
      @cleoblackbird2210 4 роки тому +1

      Lol yea

    • @vinnuvivek4296
      @vinnuvivek4296 4 роки тому +10

      @@joedirt2556 dude loki is my most favorite character they should have killed someone else

    • @TheAmazing_Box
      @TheAmazing_Box 3 роки тому +9

      Also we wouldn’t lose Quicksilver

  • @typo1345
    @typo1345 5 років тому +1029

    *AND I WILL SPEAK ABOUT SAID BETRAYAL FOR DECADES, GOOSE, UNTIL I AM FULLY SATISFIED!!*
    We know, Nick, we know.

    • @MegamanNT
      @MegamanNT 5 років тому +19

      It's Fury.

    • @typo1345
      @typo1345 5 років тому +5

      @@MegamanNT I know I know

    • @Theherooftime61702
      @Theherooftime61702 5 років тому +4

      They shall know his FURY

    • @johanll6321
      @johanll6321 5 років тому

      Speak, but whatever.

    • @magic75450
      @magic75450 5 років тому +5

      It's funny that in Winter Soldier he made such a big deal about it, but then it turns out it was just a stretch by a cat (that he already knew was a flercken).

  • @noeltrimuel9083
    @noeltrimuel9083 5 років тому +4688

    “Let me Batmansplain this to you”
    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @n1xkks193
      @n1xkks193 5 років тому +17

      So someone else uses subtitles

    • @stayfrosty6698
      @stayfrosty6698 5 років тому +38

      Nicholas Sendt that was easy to understand

    • @Spidoor13
      @Spidoor13 5 років тому +5

      How about "Let me Batman-explain this to you, Superman."?

    • @shabbarbukhari7200
      @shabbarbukhari7200 5 років тому +1

      LoL

    • @Bern9917
      @Bern9917 5 років тому +4

      Because I'm Batman

  • @sebagonzalezmusic
    @sebagonzalezmusic 5 років тому +524

    Nick Fury to Cap: "The last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye"
    Also Nick Fury: (No one can ever know I trusted an alien cat by putting it too close to my face and was very unnaturally nonchalant after it scratched my left eye, leaving me completely blind in it)

    • @legomaxrebo8669
      @legomaxrebo8669 5 років тому

      Ha

    • @SG1Mitchell
      @SG1Mitchell 5 років тому +6

      I mean he might not have realized that he was going to be permanently blind in it even in the scene where he and Carol are washing dishes. He hasn't even been to a doctor yet at that point. By the time it gets to the final scene of the where he is talking to Coulson and wearing an eyepatch it just is what it is. He can't change it

    • @bettyblue1986
      @bettyblue1986 5 років тому

      Mr. PKG Can you blame him?

    • @Believin_Stephen
      @Believin_Stephen 5 років тому +2

      That exact line ran through my mind in the theatre.

    • @Boopbeep233
      @Boopbeep233 5 років тому

      Lol!

  • @Danka42
    @Danka42 4 роки тому +1564

    *Let me Batmansplain this to you.*

    • @chupacabra2757
      @chupacabra2757 3 роки тому +2

      664 likes and no comments what..?

    • @sub-zero5433
      @sub-zero5433 3 роки тому +13

      step 1: say thing in the video
      step 2: get hundreds of likes
      epic trol child on youtube incident

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 3 роки тому +14

      @@sub-zero5433 I see you're in the edgy phase of your life. No worries. It will pass. You will learn to let people enjoy things, eventually.

    • @sub-zero5433
      @sub-zero5433 3 роки тому

      @@Danka42 says the mf who can’t think of a creative comment so they just copy something in the video 😭😭 it’s ok bro you don’t gotta worry about ur sad existence cause you got a few hundred likes on a comment👍

    • @Danka42
      @Danka42 3 роки тому +21

      @@sub-zero5433 Oh, I don't know what to say... you got me!
      You are absolutely right. When I came to this video, it wasn't to enjoy myself. When I commented, it wasn't to share what my favourite joke from it was, both to compliment the creators and to laugh at it some as I write it... No. It was a cold, calculated plot. I have thought to myself - what should I write down to get most likes, those oh so sweet, sweet UA-cam Comment Section Likes that I so crave? What ever shall I do to have them, to satisfy my one and only desire? And, oh how lucky I was, for I have found a way! I have copied a line from the video - _copied,_ imagine that! I made sure I didn't spend a pinch of creativity on what I have written down. I have decieved my brothers and sisters, who came to my UA-cam Comment, fully expecting a creative joke, but no, I have not delivered. I have cruelly, heartlessly robbed them of this creativity they signed up for. Instead, I have tricked them, I coerced the likes out of them. And how I rejoiced! They fell for my inhuman trap, and in came the Likes, those delicious Likes, my life's true purpose. I basked in my success.
      *But not for long.*
      For there was one that was not like the others - no, he was special, he was the chosen one! And he saw right throught the devious conspiracy, for his heart was pure and his tongue was brisk He bravely stood up for all those poor unfortunate souls that I have bamboozled with my uncreative greed. He called out the emperor's nutidy, and alas, before I knew it, I was nothing but a shadow of my former self, quivering before the Knight of Comments. I tremble at the mere mention of his name, Him who destroyed me, who broke my spell. For without those UA-cam Comment Likes... what else could possibly fill this void in my soul?

  • @trentm.364
    @trentm.364 5 років тому +708

    1:51 "Let me Batmansplain this to you." I legitimately spit out my coffee at this line haha.

    • @watercat1302
      @watercat1302 5 років тому +17

      You should have saved another full cup in your belt XD

  • @andrewwise4877
    @andrewwise4877 5 років тому +2229

    I liked the part where Captain Marvel's costume changed into Captain Marvel's costume.

    • @caryquinn42
      @caryquinn42 5 років тому +91

      Now I can't wait for a Shazam HISHE

    • @tenryuta
      @tenryuta 5 років тому +22

      @@caryquinn42 its going to use power rangers metaphors left and right, and maybe near the center

    • @allenchamberlain7766
      @allenchamberlain7766 5 років тому +35

      For those of you who don’t get it back in the old comics Shazam was actually named Captain Marvel but avengers took the name Captain Marvel

    • @raymondyongho5757
      @raymondyongho5757 5 років тому +13

      Shazam called. He wants his custom back.

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth 5 років тому +14

      @@raymondyongho5757 And his name.

  • @heiro7572
    @heiro7572 5 років тому +1061

    "I know it was you, Goose. You broke my heart." -Nick Fury

    • @troillandford7679
      @troillandford7679 5 років тому +5

      Ey, ey, woah *distant Italian noises*

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 5 років тому +3

      "GOOSE! Come back! You're still family! GOOOOOOOSE!!!!!"

    • @jeramahia123
      @jeramahia123 5 років тому +4

      Its name is supposed to be "Chewie". Carol is a big Star Wars fan in the comics and claims Han Solo is her spirit animal.
      Why didn't they put THAT in the movie? Give her some CHARACTER!

  • @jesseanderson8674
    @jesseanderson8674 4 роки тому +591

    I kinda wish super man said something like "you remind me of my cousin" or something like that because supergirl is named kara danvers and captian marvel Is carol davers.

    • @morganbrown1063
      @morganbrown1063 4 роки тому +33

      that would of been awesome, i love both danvers!!

    • @appa609
      @appa609 4 роки тому +20

      I'm amazed that never became a copyright dispute

    • @PeanutWithWiFiAccess
      @PeanutWithWiFiAccess 4 роки тому +4

      HmMMMMmMMMMMMmmmmm-------

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 роки тому +15

      @@appa609 LOL, I don't think Marvel or DC want to go anywhere near a copyright lawsuit over Captain Marvel, either way.

    • @devarshshekar
      @devarshshekar 3 роки тому +2

      OMG i just realized this

  • @Smile71717
    @Smile71717 5 років тому +790

    - Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.
    - IS THAT A PERSONAL ATTACK OR SOMETHING??

    • @jeneziz4450
      @jeneziz4450 5 років тому +25

      Smile lmao why does that fit so perfectly?!

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 5 років тому +58

      A “strong” female hero, everybody!

    • @Scoot694
      @Scoot694 5 років тому +19

      sinwithagrin Calling someone a moron.. Hopefully you’ll soon see the hypocrisy in that.

    • @erinb1471
      @erinb1471 5 років тому +5

      Did you finish watching the video? It's fine. She's not mad and Supes learned something.

    • @swanpride
      @swanpride 5 років тому +4

      Honestly, after Jessica Jones I actually thought that we wouldn't have to discuss the topic in the fandom anymore. But apparently I was too optimistic.

  • @garybradley912
    @garybradley912 5 років тому +2691

    The voice actor doing Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury is on point!

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 5 років тому +20

      True it really is on point

    • @Medievalgamer-oh7ru
      @Medievalgamer-oh7ru 5 років тому +10

      I’m now starting too see the resemblance

    • @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007
      @realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 5 років тому +9

      Gary Bradley it IS samuel L jackson they just used technology to make him look younger

    • @joshcohen29
      @joshcohen29 5 років тому +6

      @@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007 he means in this video

    • @JesusHernandez-lf6hp
      @JesusHernandez-lf6hp 5 років тому +1

      Gary Bradley 2 thousandth like

  • @MonteCreations
    @MonteCreations 5 років тому +1627

    Thanos: "Oh Come on! Its not my time yet!"

  • @jaydamand7087
    @jaydamand7087 3 роки тому +819

    Captain Marvel was the first Marvel movie I ever saw.
    Me, watching "The Avengers": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching "The Winter Soldier": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching "Civil War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching "Infinity War": Why didn't Fury just call Captain Marvel?
    Me, watching the end of "Infinity War": Oh, and NOW you call Captain Marvel.

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht 3 роки тому +68

      Cuz it wasn’t a galactic level threat

    • @wojtekreliga3881
      @wojtekreliga3881 3 роки тому +83

      It was explained in "Spider Man: Far from Home" - she can be too far or have other problems related to all Galaxy.

    • @joshuawilliams8428
      @joshuawilliams8428 3 роки тому +98

      most of those were not even heavy level threats.
      she has no business being in civil war and winter soldier.

    • @rigen97
      @rigen97 3 роки тому +28

      I'm honestly more surprised that the US government would rely to the unproven Avengers Initiative _before_ calling in a nuke on the portal. And sure enough a single nuke was enough to destroy the mothership-not much of a planetary invasion force if it can't survive a nuke, if I'm being honest here.
      And as a whole Earth was ready for Infinity Wars invasion-it's only Thanos that Earth would ever have to worry about. Wakanda was protected by impenetrable energy shield. _Just Nuke it._ It'll be _fine._ The Wakandan can rehabilitate the forest.
      The superheroine with the power of exploding star is definitely an overkill in most those scenario tho.

    • @joshuawilliams8428
      @joshuawilliams8428 3 роки тому +12

      @@rigen97 if they nuke the forest, thanos could use the time stone to bring back the army and the reality stone to get rid of the nuke.

  • @skateandbarkee
    @skateandbarkee 5 років тому +1675

    are we gonna talk about how accurate sam jackson’s voice is

    • @DrFrankenMax
      @DrFrankenMax 5 років тому +31

      .....its accurate

    • @leandrocabrera8442
      @leandrocabrera8442 5 років тому +9

      It is

    • @omarelk194
      @omarelk194 5 років тому +37

      Are we sure it’s not Sam Jackson. He’d probably do it if they paid him enough.

    • @Bat-talk
      @Bat-talk 5 років тому +2

      Omar Elkoton it’s not him

    • @TheSinfulKnight
      @TheSinfulKnight 5 років тому +3

      Wait, that wasn't him?

  • @MK-ol2jx
    @MK-ol2jx 5 років тому +1334

    *Thanos to Thor* :
    You should've gone for the head
    *Me to Thanos* :
    You should've gone for the other half

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 років тому +11

      That's Good.

    • @Jmaul85
      @Jmaul85 5 років тому +6

      HA!!!

    • @zaxx29
      @zaxx29 5 років тому +43

      For real. He left Iron man, Thor, and Captain Marvel alive. 2 out of 3 who can kill him and Stark who has the knowledge to kill him. I mean he legit killed the half who can't stop him. Maybe Doctor Strange with more training but that's about it.

    • @wavengxolashe3886
      @wavengxolashe3886 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @austin3789
      @austin3789 5 років тому +3

      Well played.

  • @lemuelsambitan6682
    @lemuelsambitan6682 5 років тому +2382

    Who's the voice actor of Fury? His imitation is bloody well done
    *Lowkey hoping that it's actually Samuel L. Jackson*

    • @ohdogwow2
      @ohdogwow2 5 років тому +74

      Agreed. It would be cool if he's pulling a Ryan Reynolds and is secret voicing like Ryan did with Deadpool all over the internet.

    • @nanyabiznus4738
      @nanyabiznus4738 5 років тому +7

      Me too

    • @resortisland8977
      @resortisland8977 5 років тому +24

      I thought actors can't legally potray their characters in other pieces that isn't from the company that the character is from. Well I guess I was wrong

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 5 років тому +13

      @@resortisland8977
      I think there's a a law that allows any material to be used as long as it's for parody or satire.

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 5 років тому +5

      @@resortisland8977 It has to be in their contract that they cannot.

  • @ramblingentertained
    @ramblingentertained 4 роки тому +2360

    This Captain Marvel has more emotions than in the movie.

    • @Musicpuzzle
      @Musicpuzzle 4 роки тому +200

      This Captain marvel has more facial features than Brie Larson

    • @Neiosian
      @Neiosian 4 роки тому +79

      Thats because you didn't watch the movie

    • @tyranttitanium5721
      @tyranttitanium5721 4 роки тому +168

      @@Neiosian As someone who watched the movie. I can confirm she had about as many expressions and conveyed emotions as Kristen Stewart.

    • @tototats16
      @tototats16 4 роки тому +98

      @@Neiosian She was like cardboard for the majority of the movie.

    • @Neiosian
      @Neiosian 4 роки тому +20

      TotoTats16 she was more expressive than any other character

  • @ChocolatierRob
    @ChocolatierRob 5 років тому +651

    Now personally I would have preferred the gag to be that she appears for every catastrophe... several days after they've been resolved.
    "Look, I am usually very far away. You need to page me sooner and wait!"

    • @danielcharland1374
      @danielcharland1374 5 років тому +40

      I could get behind that. It's not like she can get there from half-way across the universe or wherever she is in the blink on an eye.

    • @RandomGirl2005
      @RandomGirl2005 5 років тому +12

      That would have been funnier imo XD

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion 5 років тому +13

      It’s possibly why Nick Fury wasn’t paging her in the first place.

    • @betterlatethannever4529
      @betterlatethannever4529 5 років тому +1

      You have my vote

    • @alexeykryuk3560
      @alexeykryuk3560 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, they really dropped the ball on that one.

  • @toomanyoldsports
    @toomanyoldsports 5 років тому +2241

    “Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.”
    “Did you just tell me to smile?”
    😂

    • @NotABot55
      @NotABot55 5 років тому +29

      "What, got micrometeorites in your teeth? Go have a brush then, we'll wait."

    • @ranwolf76
      @ranwolf76 5 років тому +13

      @@Rayito1999 no it's a reference to the movie itself

    • @bbtank3000
      @bbtank3000 5 років тому +53

      @@Rayito1999 It's a reference to everyday women in society being told by men to smile whenever they are not smiling. It's offensive because it implies that women are expected to always be smiling, cheerful and happy for men. It's the primitive concept that women are supposed to be serving and pleasing.

    • @prestonbrower762
      @prestonbrower762 5 років тому +114

      @@Rayito1999 the actress got all triggered after somebody mentioned that Cap. Marvel never smiles in posters. And now it's "sexist" to ask someone to please smile

    • @The_Greedy_Orphan
      @The_Greedy_Orphan 5 років тому +120

      Or it could be a reference to the fact that she acts like a spoilt brat who makes a mountain out of every molehill.

  • @reidadkison402
    @reidadkison402 5 років тому +2464

    Superman: Now all you need to do is smile for the camera.
    Captain Marvel: Is that, like, a personal attack or something?

    • @dtester
      @dtester 5 років тому +82

      Oh great...now she going to steal Superman's motorcycle...

    • @axelf8557
      @axelf8557 5 років тому +2

      Reid Adkison 😂🤣💀

    • @Saeronor
      @Saeronor 5 років тому +27

      @@dtester
      Now you know why batman was so dark-knighting her. His shit's expensive.
      What is she going to steal from Superman, anyway? Crypto?

    • @QuixoteX
      @QuixoteX 5 років тому +29

      Let me Batmansplain...

    • @clarecarey2594
      @clarecarey2594 5 років тому +7

      Reid Adkison Still don't get why that's offensive ?

  • @NeilNadelman
    @NeilNadelman 5 років тому +151

    Thanos's hapless "Aw, come on!" at the end never fails to make me laugh.

  • @kameshvijay1805
    @kameshvijay1805 5 років тому +1726

    Captain Marvel: "Oh, You lying Sack of...
    *Captain America: LANGUAGE*

    • @cnobu8160
      @cnobu8160 5 років тому +10

      Captain Marvel:How did you got out

    • @supercoolmunkee
      @supercoolmunkee 5 років тому +15

      *Captain America **_voice muffles:_** LANGUAGE*

    • @person4029
      @person4029 5 років тому +4

      Captain Marvel: *Also incinerates the shield*

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 5 років тому +3

      Perfection

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 5 років тому +6

      @@arianebolt1575 as all things should be

  • @natethegreat7821
    @natethegreat7821 5 років тому +2201

    “Let me Batmansplain this to you”
    😂😂😂

    • @tylerm6453
      @tylerm6453 5 років тому +112

      Nathaniel Banton batman went from being the dark knight to being a white knight lol

    • @AlreadiWon
      @AlreadiWon 5 років тому +8

      I didn't even catch that at first 😂🤣

    • @danmatasa6648
      @danmatasa6648 5 років тому +5

      lol 😂

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 5 років тому +6

      I am absolutely going to have to use that.

    • @BatmanSays
      @BatmanSays 5 років тому +4

      Explain?.. Nah... Too main stream

  • @neilfg5564
    @neilfg5564 5 років тому +1776

    Captain Marvel : I'm the first Avenger
    Captain America: Hold my vintage after-shave
    Thor: Hold my Asgardian beer

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 років тому +70

      Thor wasn't an Avenger until they were already a thing. Being old doesn't make you the first in a group.

    • @jeremymunene5304
      @jeremymunene5304 5 років тому +18

      You mean mead.

    • @sm1purplmurderedme583
      @sm1purplmurderedme583 5 років тому

      Neil FG lmao

    • @OnlyTimefps9
      @OnlyTimefps9 5 років тому +27

      Iron Man: Hold my Arc.

    • @r.shankarashrishsujay2822
      @r.shankarashrishsujay2822 5 років тому +21

      @@MamaMOB shoving something out of nowhere for personal political agenda doesn't really become a part of something original.

  • @kurapikapika798
    @kurapikapika798 4 роки тому +529

    Captain Marvel: Oh... you lying sack of...
    Captain America: LANGUAGE!

    • @PrincessToyNerd
      @PrincessToyNerd 3 роки тому +10

      Carol punches Steve and says, “Shut up, Army Boy!”

    • @twusssister8567
      @twusssister8567 3 роки тому +1

      *Deadpool

    • @SMBudge
      @SMBudge 3 роки тому +3

      Drax: How can language lie or be in a sack?

    • @starstuds
      @starstuds 3 роки тому

      Ok now thats just lazy writing.

    • @BluePhantom003
      @BluePhantom003 3 роки тому

      Cap didn’t pop up cause he was in ice

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 5 років тому +301

    Come on! You can't attack Thanos while he's sitting in his chair! It's not his time!

    • @Joshua-gs8ln
      @Joshua-gs8ln 5 років тому +2

      bigbaddawg101 So true!!!

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 5 років тому

      that is like killing someone on the toilet

    • @bigbaddawg101
      @bigbaddawg101 5 років тому +1

      @@LednacekZ RIP Tywin Lannister

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 років тому

      @@LednacekZ
      True

    • @lamsect
      @lamsect 5 років тому

      hes the man in the chair and the only one that there can be

  • @DavidTheJohnson
    @DavidTheJohnson 5 років тому +1888

    In a way, each of the following 4 Avengers are the first.
    Thor: He's the oldest.
    Cap: He started heroism in Midgard first.
    Carol: Fury found her first.
    Iron Man: He helped kick off the MCU.

    • @mirkaellah4107
      @mirkaellah4107 5 років тому +10

      Umm fury found the avengers on carol

    • @reginaphalange3607
      @reginaphalange3607 5 років тому +4

      @@mirkaellah4107 that is a way.

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 5 років тому +3

      That is the best kind of truth.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 5 років тому +4

      Thor must have been to earth many times tho

    • @liljesus4479
      @liljesus4479 5 років тому +19

      Odin is the one who started heroism on Earth. Remember when the Frost Giants attacked Midguard and Odin saved the people of Tonsberg.

  • @pkjohnson7477
    @pkjohnson7477 5 років тому +1543

    that "target demographic" joke at the end is on another level. I commend you for that.

    • @Haremiark
      @Haremiark 5 років тому +2

      I don't get it?

    • @maritiafeighan7129
      @maritiafeighan7129 5 років тому

      Ha

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 років тому +6

      PK Johnson the Shazam joke? Sorry I'm a bit lost

    • @joshuam.6027
      @joshuam.6027 5 років тому +37

      @@RK-ep8qy The "target demographic joke" is because of this: What's the main target demographic of Captain Marvel? Of course, it's mainly for the women and girls (besides the super nerds) Why? Because the film is the first female MCU solo film and the marketing is heavily catered to the female demographic. Simple as that...

    • @RK-ep8qy
      @RK-ep8qy 5 років тому +7

      Joshua Jireh Marasigan I get that but which part of the video referenced and made a joke about that?

  • @AnActualBrickOfLizards
    @AnActualBrickOfLizards 4 роки тому +165

    Who else was sad that Cap didn’t throw his shield and say, “language!”

  • @mediadunce653
    @mediadunce653 5 років тому +4285

    Why didn't Goose appear in Endgame?
    Why Goose? WHY?

    • @lydiabarrows5511
      @lydiabarrows5511 5 років тому +133

      Media Dunce Loki is busy babysitting him

    • @n-fission2396
      @n-fission2396 5 років тому +55

      He did in an Audi advertisement for endgame... But that is noncanon

    • @Speedy-ez9iw
      @Speedy-ez9iw 5 років тому +16

      Lydia Barrows idk wether you know this but uh Loki died in Infinity War

    • @lydiabarrows5511
      @lydiabarrows5511 5 років тому +10

      Speedy 3395 he’s faked it before

    • @Speedy-ez9iw
      @Speedy-ez9iw 5 років тому +6

      Lydia Barrows true but he h

  • @zankenfrasher
    @zankenfrasher 5 років тому +1481

    Captain Marvel: * blows up ship with Ronan *
    GOTG: Welp... There goes our movie..

    • @jan2968
      @jan2968 5 років тому +109

      Captain Marvel: defeats thanos and all the ships
      Avengers: Welp, there goes our movies

    • @thehalf-mortalpoet7476
      @thehalf-mortalpoet7476 5 років тому +31

      When ego tries to take control of all planets , captain marvel defeats ego an kill him
      , GOTG : what the sh#@ , there goes our movie ,again
      Captain america blasts their ship ,saying " language ! "😹😂😁😀

    • @tyrannapusandfriends6254
      @tyrannapusandfriends6254 5 років тому +2

      Zankenfrasher was about to say that

    • @thehalf-mortalpoet7476
      @thehalf-mortalpoet7476 5 років тому +1

      @@tyrannapusandfriends6254 say what ??

    • @KingMickeyMouseOoO
      @KingMickeyMouseOoO 5 років тому +4

      That's just what I was thinking of!
      Oh man, that was just beautiful!
      Ronan the Accuser.....
      GONE!!!
      Just like that! ^_^

  • @shhh8579
    @shhh8579 5 років тому +2649

    The Nick Fury in this sounds exactly like Samuel L Jackson

  • @uniformbanjo7402
    @uniformbanjo7402 4 роки тому +37

    If goose was in endgame
    Thanos: ATTACK!!
    Goose: nom gulp meow
    Thanos: wtf just happened? He says as he looks around to see that goose just ate his army

  • @Midnight2630
    @Midnight2630 5 років тому +907

    C.Marvel: "What is an emergency to you, Fury?"
    Fury: "I wasn´t dying in 2012."

    • @arianebolt1575
      @arianebolt1575 5 років тому +39

      He was dying in 2014...

    • @Edagui97
      @Edagui97 5 років тому +69

      In Fury's defense, the Avengers were already on the scene and it would have taken Marvel anything from 15 minutes to 2 years to arrive depending on which part of the universe she was in currently.

    • @Jordan-vc4cn
      @Jordan-vc4cn 5 років тому +22

      @@Edagui97 FURTHER in his defense, if I'm not mistaken, Fury is thinking in a much grander, big picture scale. He only wants to call her when Earth's forces are entirely incapable of combating a threat. Captain Marvel is putting out massive fires across space. Many places she's defending don't have their own team of superheroes like Earth does. To pull her away from all those other people in need of her help when Earth has a perfectly capable task force would be hugely selfish and arguably irresponsible. You can disarm a nuke and hit back against an invading army, be it alien or A.I., with military power or with the Avengers. They may lose, but at least they have a realistic chance to fight back. When it came to the snap? Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person.

    • @mementomori5580
      @mementomori5580 5 років тому +10

      @@Jordan-vc4cn "Captain America can't throw his shield at a pile of dust to turn it back onto a person."
      Neither can Captain Marvel.

    • @Aspartem
      @Aspartem 4 роки тому +10

      @@mementomori5580 Well, duh. Captain Marvel has no shield.

  • @Harrisonmego
    @Harrisonmego 5 років тому +4550

    Superman: Now smile for the camera!
    Carol: is that like a personal attack or something?

  • @Alex_Dul
    @Alex_Dul 5 років тому +1005

    "Smile!"
    Is that a personal attack or something?!

    • @kozaky32
      @kozaky32 5 років тому +1

      Ye

    • @kittybeewillows
      @kittybeewillows 5 років тому +37

      Girls are often told to "smile" just to be prettier. The guy who catcalled her in the movie also told her to "smile". It;s exhausting to the point that it's offensive. Women aren't displays or models to be commanded for smiles

    • @waluigitime1780
      @waluigitime1780 5 років тому +98

      @@kittybeewillows You sound upset. You should smile.

    • @hyperonestarcraft
      @hyperonestarcraft 5 років тому +12

      You mean a "microaggression"

    • @tomspiegel5322
      @tomspiegel5322 5 років тому +57

      People come up with all sorts of reasons to be offended these days.

  • @baders087
    @baders087 3 роки тому +39

    They should do an extended hishe where Captain Marvel shows up in all the movies and saves the day. Defeats Ultron, Hydra, Malekith at the drop of a hat.

    • @sanefran6482
      @sanefran6482 3 роки тому +3

      Don't think CM can defeat Hela...

    • @BrBill
      @BrBill 3 роки тому +1

      @@sanefran6482 All it took to defeat Hela was a big animated lava doll

    • @sanefran6482
      @sanefran6482 3 роки тому +1

      @@BrBill in the WWF type story line of Hollywood avengers they nerfed every OP character so human avengers looks good...
      Of course in that world Hela would behave like a joke teenager..that's not what I am talking abt...

    • @BrBill
      @BrBill 3 роки тому

      @@sanefran6482 Sure. I guess I just assumed MCU because this video is in regards to that.

    • @sanefran6482
      @sanefran6482 2 роки тому

      @CEO of Secularism who are you talking about...Hela or CM??

  • @roberthart2358
    @roberthart2358 5 років тому +2070

    I get it because Shazam was called Captain marvel before Shazam

    • @aahirgh
      @aahirgh 4 роки тому +61

      I was looking for this comment. Somebody gets it. Thank you!

    • @craigrobinson9180
      @craigrobinson9180 4 роки тому +14

      True

    • @zwergwuschel
      @zwergwuschel 3 роки тому +40

      I still call him Captain marvel because I'm so used to it

    • @JustJanitor
      @JustJanitor 3 роки тому +6

      I thought that too! Woohoo im not crazy

    • @emmanueldariofernandezarci3757
      @emmanueldariofernandezarci3757 3 роки тому +20

      And because he was the first to use that name. Silly DC failed at trademarking it and Marvel decided to benefit from such fail and, un a dickish move, went and too k the name

  • @mvrt3n3ax72
    @mvrt3n3ax72 5 років тому +570

    So we not gonna talk about the great Samuel L. Jackson impression?

    • @AustinDavenport
      @AustinDavenport 5 років тому +22

      Mvrt3n 3AX7 thought It was actually him

    • @Seekerxl
      @Seekerxl 5 років тому +9

      Same lol felt that was something that needed to be addressed lol

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 5 років тому +10

      It was spot on!

    • @MastaChafa
      @MastaChafa 5 років тому

      Actually each time SLJ appears on HISHE it's the same person doing the voice, so it's great indeed, but we've seen it before many times.

  • @Zeddyboi86
    @Zeddyboi86 5 років тому +343

    DID YOU JUST TELL HER TO SMILE????!!!!!!
    Satire at its most beautiful.

    • @Tenebrio-Morio
      @Tenebrio-Morio 5 років тому +2

      And I'm completely lost. is that something the actress said at some point, or a movie reference I'm not getting?

    • @Zeddyboi86
      @Zeddyboi86 5 років тому +19

      A lot of people told Brie Larson that she should smile more in the trailers, since she always look bored in them. People even started photoshopping the clips so that she WAS smiling. And being Brie Larson, she clapped back basically saying “I can frown if I want to, it’s MY character!”

    • @Tenebrio-Morio
      @Tenebrio-Morio 5 років тому +4

      @@Zeddyboi86 ok, with that context the jokes pretty funny.

    • @Beyondesp
      @Beyondesp 5 років тому +14

      Also there is a history in general of men "suggesting to women" that if they smile they would look prettier. It became a thing in the past (at least in the US) where some have used that line as a power thing, i.e. women should just smile be pretty and shut up kind of thing... in the actual movie they touch upon it in the how she got her bike scene.
      I am sure there is a more thorough analysis on UA-cam somewhere...

    • @noahgettheark
      @noahgettheark 5 років тому +5

      Mister WiZeguy little does she know, it’s Marvel’s character

  • @silver2therescue1
    @silver2therescue1 4 роки тому +29

    "Why so serious? Let's put a smile on that face."

  • @rascal342
    @rascal342 5 років тому +663

    “Let me just Bat-mansplain this to you” 😂

    • @brettjacobson4600
      @brettjacobson4600 5 років тому +12

      Should have been 'bat-splain' this to you!

    • @perfect0edge
      @perfect0edge 5 років тому +9

      Brett Jacobson it’s “Bat-mansplain”

    • @Harry-zn7yb
      @Harry-zn7yb 5 років тому +4

      @@brettjacobson4600 that's the joke man. "Mansplain"

    • @rascal342
      @rascal342 5 років тому

      I’ll fix it since I think it does look better that way. No more batman-splaining.

  • @tanish6298
    @tanish6298 5 років тому +1933

    Captain Marvel: I’m the first avenger
    Captain America: Am I joke to you?
    Thor: Am I a joke to you?

    • @ilvrfng791
      @ilvrfng791 5 років тому +10

      IKR

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 років тому +9

      Carol, you messed up

    • @shree173
      @shree173 5 років тому +54

      Captain America is first avanger ,thor has lived thousands of years but he became avanger after he got on earth even Tony was an avanger then

    • @bobbob5255
      @bobbob5255 5 років тому +4

      @@shree173 r/whoooosh

    • @spirosaris1630
      @spirosaris1630 5 років тому +6

      It's about when they were born, but when they joined the institution

  • @PobonsPing
    @PobonsPing 5 років тому +906

    4:00
    Captain Marvel: Destroys the aliens
    Avengers: *Are we a joke to you?*

    • @brightblackgrouse6236
      @brightblackgrouse6236 5 років тому +29

      shes the joke

    • @merlball8520
      @merlball8520 5 років тому +8

      @@brightblackgrouse6236 You mean Carol "Rey" Danvers of the MCU is a joke? How dare you?! *cough* Yet another Mary Sue from Disney *cough*

    • @ShadowMonarch9557
      @ShadowMonarch9557 5 років тому

      😂

    • @pityuakibunyos9314
      @pityuakibunyos9314 5 років тому

      No! Becasuse I’m Batman!

    • @k9feline2
      @k9feline2 5 років тому +1

      @Merl Ball *cough* Batman is the biggest Mary Sue of them all *cough*

  • @srdargo1488
    @srdargo1488 4 роки тому +30

    She's like the eagles for the Hobbit/LOTR, she really does solve ALL their problems

  • @mikaelafox6106
    @mikaelafox6106 5 років тому +783

    That Shazam at the end. 😂😂
    *_Okay, that’s enough of that..._*
    Is it, Carol? Is it? 😂😂

    • @nirast2561
      @nirast2561 5 років тому +34

      Speaking of, the Shazam! HISHE better end with them in the school cafeteria instead of the super cafe.

    • @rabronin
      @rabronin 5 років тому +4

      @@nirast2561 Great idea!

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 5 років тому +1

      The kid's shirt was even better

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 5 років тому +12

      You mean the actual captain marvel? DC captain marvel is true captain marvel.

    • @conradojavier7547
      @conradojavier7547 5 років тому +2

      @@nirast2561 but Supe's Head must not be shown to Prevent the Mustache to be shown, or Cavill Not Reprising his Role for a Cameo.

  • @sarpkarakas214
    @sarpkarakas214 5 років тому +1695

    Captain Marvel: Did you jut tell me to smile?
    Superman: I didn't know that was offensive HAHAHAHAH

    • @TitanRockero
      @TitanRockero 5 років тому +33

      So sad...

    • @natelee1196
      @natelee1196 5 років тому +2

      sarp karakaş 😂😂 Fr

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +87

      It’s hilarious that this movie will only be remembered because of that fiasco

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 5 років тому +14

      Damn, that was genius

    • @rewt3406
      @rewt3406 5 років тому +57

      Seriously though, the fact that they "happened" to forget about Captain Marvel during the first Avengers, when Loki caused trouble on earth in Dark World, or when Thanos first showed up around the universe... and wasn't even mentioned in either of the Guardian's of the Galaxy movies, makes little to no sense why they couldn't had done better with her movie. All jokes aside, such a powerful hero was needed so many times, and Nick Furry never thought of contacting her between his talks with Tony Stark and many others?

  • @kaleb6044
    @kaleb6044 5 років тому +2587

    Captain Marvel: *flies towards Thanos*
    Thanos: " IT'S NOT MY TIME"

  • @MrGreensweightHist
    @MrGreensweightHist 3 роки тому +26

    Whoever is doing the Samuel L Jackson voice is REAL good.

  • @shubhamomer5652
    @shubhamomer5652 5 років тому +1361

    Nick- She is Captain Marvel, she is first Avenger.
    Steve- Am I joke to you?

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 5 років тому +31

      Funny enough captain American even in the comics was never the in the first avenger team either

    • @mark4tesla
      @mark4tesla 5 років тому +18

      Is that like...a personal attack or something?!

    • @merlball8520
      @merlball8520 5 років тому +18

      @@nyshhagupta493 Technically, Carol was not one of the first Avengers.

    • @munromister777
      @munromister777 5 років тому +26

      Thor, being 1500 years old, and fighting long before the others: Am I a joke to you?

    • @PlaystationGamerZX
      @PlaystationGamerZX 5 років тому +1

      But Captain America is first Avenger, he save a day before Captain Marvel. Captain Marvel been save a day while Captain America is sleep for almost 70 years...

  • @TheMsjohn99
    @TheMsjohn99 5 років тому +3855

    That Samuel Jackson voice over is spot on.
    Amazing.😁😁😁😂😂😂
    (Edit: Thank you so much for the likes guys)

    • @stop4275
      @stop4275 5 років тому +23

      I know right!

    • @maverickproductions3818
      @maverickproductions3818 5 років тому +2

      TheMsjohn99 oh dang just commented something like this 😂

    • @NightZamora
      @NightZamora 5 років тому +5

      My thoughts exactly. He killed it

    • @seby826
      @seby826 5 років тому +14

      that wasn't samuel L . Jackson ????

    • @quicksilvey7223
      @quicksilvey7223 5 років тому +3

      It really isn't.

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin 5 років тому +765

    No one:
    Goose ate Nick Fury's Marvel pager and vomited it up after Thanos killed Gamora.

    • @3Andzia3
      @3Andzia3 5 років тому +88

      ....This would actually patch this gigantic plot hole, holy cow!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +35

      The only theory worth exploring

    • @jeanettebrackins9838
      @jeanettebrackins9838 5 років тому +26

      It's a great fix, good on you mate

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 5 років тому +30

      Either that, or he forgot to change out its batteries.
      As anticlimactic as how he got his eyepatch.

    • @buddhabbuddhism8420
      @buddhabbuddhism8420 5 років тому +2

      May the gods bless your giant testicles!

  • @macadamiamochi
    @macadamiamochi 3 роки тому +70

    “Wait you carry a full cup of coffee in your belt???”
    “I carry all sorts if things in my belt. Because I’m Batman.”
    Me: TRUE

  • @lordlarac
    @lordlarac 5 років тому +1310

    Thanos: you should have gone for the head.
    Captain marvel: you don't tell me what to do.

    • @rollerskdude
      @rollerskdude 5 років тому +46

      Must be why she couldn't beat him.

    • @Shahaneh
      @Shahaneh 5 років тому +8

      She did go for the head in this video, LOL

    • @chudat5983
      @chudat5983 5 років тому

      ​@@Shahaneh I think he’s talking about in the movie

    • @Shahaneh
      @Shahaneh 5 років тому +10

      @@chudat5983 oh, ok.
      Anyways its alright because Iron Man went for the everything, LOL.

    • @TheDCbiz
      @TheDCbiz 5 років тому +6

      I’ll be the first me VERRRRRRRERYYYYYY MUCH

  • @ElizabethSwims
    @ElizabethSwims 5 років тому +453

    How “End Game” should have ended
    Peter Parker: We need a doctor! Is there a doctor in the house?!
    Dr Strange: I’m a doctor
    Peter Parker: don’t worry Tony, we have the worlds best doctor right here!

    • @Belforhir
      @Belforhir 2 роки тому +10

      or use the stones one more time to heal just one person... surely the average avenger could manage that since powerless Tony eradicated Thanos and all of his forces...

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 роки тому +4

      @@Belforhir Except that the gauntlet was damaged by it's snap and couldn't resize itself to a new wearer. It's of course a little coincidental that Hulk and Thanos have the same hand size, but that's neither here nor there. So Hulk would have to use his messed up arm, since it wouldn't fit anybody else.
      It's also been speculated that the stones can't actually bring people back from the dead. So when everyone was snapped away they weren't dead, just sort of gone. So that's why the Hulk snap could bring them back but Tony, Gamora, and Natasha can't be brought back to life in the MCU timeline.

    • @benjaminwahl8059
      @benjaminwahl8059 2 роки тому +2

      @@LucianDevine i mean time travel?

    • @maliq5112
      @maliq5112 2 роки тому +6

      @@LucianDevine what about when thanos used the time stone to bring back vision? is it just bcs he wasnt a "people"?

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 роки тому +3

      @@maliq5112 That scene is weird for a couple of reasons. We know he didn't take himself back in time, because Wanda and Vision aren't where they were previously. We also know that he didn't just bring Vision back or the stone back, but also undid the explosion. So this means that he also didn't just reverse time in this small ear, or the radius of the explosion would still be...exploded.
      So the closest I can gather with the evidence presented is that he was able to bring Vision and the stone back like Strange brought back eaten portions of the apple and the torn out pages of the book when he was first experimenting with the stone, and that it brought back a Vision that could speak and gasp because he's likely not, as you said, a person. He is a thing that was built and then given sentience by the mind stone.
      This reasoning could also explain why he didn't need to use the soul stone to assist in bringing Vision back. We get a clear look at the glove, and the time stone is the only one that's glowing.

  • @kronos1305
    @kronos1305 5 років тому +528

    You get an explosion
    And you get an explosion
    And you get an explosion
    And YOU!!!
    GET A MEGA EXPLOSION!!!!!!!

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +11

      I actually really liked the final actions scenes of the film. Had a blast in the theatre.
      Edit: lmaooo "had a blast" (yes, I laugh at my own jokes, leave me alone)

    • @staryat1499
      @staryat1499 5 років тому

      This only makes me thing Megumin. Lol

    • @cameronfarrell3043
      @cameronfarrell3043 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHA OPRAH

  • @garysaini394
    @garysaini394 4 роки тому +22

    I always thought Fury has 3 calls to Captain Marvel, not unlimited.

  • @xomanowar3988
    @xomanowar3988 5 років тому +1314

    "I'm not sure how I feel about this." Fandom in a nutshell

    • @Ultrasound700
      @Ultrasound700 5 років тому +25

      @Emerson Corbin Superman isn't terribly written.

    • @grumpykoalaproduction7843
      @grumpykoalaproduction7843 5 років тому +24

      @@Ultrasound700 the thing about Superman is he supposibly is this superhuman god who can't be stopped. Meaning he has no flaws and ways for us to relate. I guess it works better in the comics, but if adapted in film? Makes things a whole lot harder. Try to make him relatable, inst Superman, make him Superman, isn't relatable

    • @charlesramirez587
      @charlesramirez587 5 років тому +12

      @@grumpykoalaproduction7843 Um right... you do realize as a characterization of a superman you basically just take as a given clark kent is the character and superman as what he does, he's a lot easier to write than most people care to admit. He's a chill somewhat dorky journalist kansas boy with a heart of gold, honestly it's not hard to make him Charming or relatable. His problem is purely on poor writing and direction with more recent films.

    • @Ultrasound700
      @Ultrasound700 5 років тому +3

      @Cloudy/Days That's the case with any comic book character. The comics alone have countless iterations, but I always think of the best versions of a character as the default. Some characters have no good versions, though.

    • @narutofan08nd12
      @narutofan08nd12 5 років тому +9

      @julian Ramirez never understood why people always need a character to be relatable. A character can easily be interesting without me being able to relate if written well

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 5 років тому +340

    The voice of Nick Fury did a good job channeling Samuel L. Jackson.

  • @Phanthief95
    @Phanthief95 5 років тому +1230

    1:32 Nice job Carol, now the Guardians of the Galaxy won’t be formed because you killed their first villain!

    • @AlexAlex-fv2wk
      @AlexAlex-fv2wk 5 років тому +64

      She just had to ruin everything... lol

    • @DumpleDorf
      @DumpleDorf 5 років тому +75

      NOW THERES NO DANCE BATTLEEEE

    • @NotFantomSS
      @NotFantomSS 5 років тому +9

      they will be reformed in the prison, but they will take the orb for them and go...

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 5 років тому +20

      @@NotFantomSS they might not even reform in prison. they might just turn into a bunch of killers in their own pace, and quill would become ego's successor for the lack of family-like team to steer him on the right path, and take over the galaxy with powers not even Cpt. Blondebiach can fight

    • @jetstreamjackie3437
      @jetstreamjackie3437 5 років тому +24

      Think abt it like this: now Star-Lord can’t ruin their victory in Infinity War

  • @pt2k645
    @pt2k645 3 роки тому +6

    The algorithm brought this to me late, but my head canon is that Fury did page Carol in 2012 where she flew through space to find a Chitauri mothership near a weird portal. She proceeded to demolish the mothership with ease, and at the moment it exploded she’s suddenly hit in the back by a missile seemingly thrown at her by some random robot-dude-looking thing that slipped right back through that weird portal just as it closed up. The annoyed but unharmed Carol shrugged her shoulders and flew away.

  • @borischan5252
    @borischan5252 5 років тому +464

    Superman: I thought she wanted to do a superman ending.
    Captain Marvel: It will be MY ending THAnk you VERy much!
    Superman: waoo....

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 5 років тому +29

      That would have been hilarious

    • @josephmmartinez1466
      @josephmmartinez1466 5 років тому +3

      "I don’t need a 40-year-old superhero white dude to tell me what didn’t work about MY ending!"

  • @justthatdamnawesome
    @justthatdamnawesome 5 років тому +1827

    ‘Let me batmansplain this for you...’ dead 😂😂😂
    Edit: that’s a lot of likes, cheers guys 🤙🏼

    • @theamateurgamer_7675
      @theamateurgamer_7675 5 років тому +13

      I am SO glad they did that it was HILARIOUS EDIT: removed the word 'But'

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 5 років тому +8

      @erni muja 😂😂😂 I kept re-reading that comment because I thought I missed the context. I am so glad you posted this but it was helpful ☺️

    • @benjiggz
      @benjiggz 5 років тому

      1,000th like

    • @factotums
      @factotums 5 років тому +1

      @erni muja We're not doing it on purpose yet it is intentional.

  • @jeannguyen3199
    @jeannguyen3199 5 років тому +4269

    Captain America IS the first avenger, he started in 1942 and Captain Marvel started in 1995.

    • @shinysamurott613
      @shinysamurott613 5 років тому +881

      I mean technically Thor is the first Avenger. He is the oldest.

    • @jicojicojic2083
      @jicojicojic2083 5 років тому +452

      he was the first hero, but the reason "the avenger initiative" is made is because of carol danvers

    • @tiborcsendes5269
      @tiborcsendes5269 5 років тому +132

      Well Thor is technically 1500 years old so...

    • @marcusmacdonald3720
      @marcusmacdonald3720 5 років тому +33

      It's a girl

    • @jicojicojic2083
      @jicojicojic2083 5 років тому +104

      fury even got the name avenger from carol

  • @dolandendra_trumpodi
    @dolandendra_trumpodi 4 роки тому +8

    This is the best 'How It Should Have Ended' video EVERRRRRR

  • @noorkuijpers1346
    @noorkuijpers1346 5 років тому +2032

    Captain Marvel: i am the strongest
    Batman: no
    Captain Marvel: why not?
    Batman: because i'm Batman!

    • @space1734
      @space1734 5 років тому +40

      they should've done this

    • @m16s19
      @m16s19 5 років тому +18

      and I'm rich ...

    • @adrianccone
      @adrianccone 5 років тому +4

      @@m16s19 Yes, the Batfleck line

    • @onurhanekici700
      @onurhanekici700 5 років тому +12

      Superman: I am stronger than all of you.
      Batman:No,Because I am Batman.

    • @BatmanSays
      @BatmanSays 5 років тому +2

      Because I m batman

  • @christophersheets5452
    @christophersheets5452 5 років тому +561

    That bit with the Shazam suit was perfect

    • @jari32
      @jari32 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, who ever what to be associated with that barely successful movie. Lol, even China liked Captain Marvel better then Shazam. That's saying something.

    • @jari32
      @jari32 5 років тому +14

      @@ndy8463
      Lol, why all the Captain Marvel hate??
      I actually like Shazam. But all the comparison and people using it do try to bring down Captain Marvel just makes it really toxic.

    • @salimansherzad2558
      @salimansherzad2558 5 років тому +7

      Ja Ra Shazam made double its budget and had barely any marketing plus its much better than cm imo.

    • @jari32
      @jari32 5 років тому

      @@salimansherzad2558
      Dude, Captain Marvel was one of the cheapest Marvel movies ever made in terms of production and marketing. (Mainly because all the free advertising from the RAF and The US Air Force)
      Also, didnt Captain Marvel also made more double then?
      Its headed to 1.1 billion dollars right now. Probably by the end of this week.
      Shazam is barely surviving.

    • @firefoxy2023
      @firefoxy2023 5 років тому

      @@jari32 you do realize a lot of people went to that for the end game post credit right

  • @xmafui3005
    @xmafui3005 5 років тому +1735

    I get it because Shazam was named Captain Marvel.

    • @sonuneil.9421
      @sonuneil.9421 5 років тому +22

      *Marvel.

    • @charlesnc
      @charlesnc 5 років тому +87

      Shazam was named captain marvel way before marvel was even a company when they were Atlas Comics and after a series of laysuits between dc and shazams original creators dc got him but didn't use him for year
      then marvel started using the name captain Mar-vel and then dc started using the character in the late 70's early 80's calling him the original captain marvel
      and then marvel comics suied dc and after many years dc and marvel settled and thats why shazam is his name now

    • @adoraofoborh501
      @adoraofoborh501 5 років тому +3

      I heard about that!

    • @charlesnc
      @charlesnc 5 років тому +2

      I think nerd sync did a vid

    • @adoraofoborh501
      @adoraofoborh501 5 років тому +1

      @@charlesnc I think i saw the one by Screen Rant or Film Theories

  • @adityaagarwal6640
    @adityaagarwal6640 3 роки тому +19

    Thanos died as he lived: sitting in his chair.

  • @arnav9192
    @arnav9192 5 років тому +554

    I swear so many HISHE's start with "you lying ..." something something

    • @Thehouseoffail
      @Thehouseoffail 5 років тому +14

      To be fair, that is such an overused trope in films.

    • @icarue993
      @icarue993 5 років тому

      *Shield bash* Language!

  • @danielclark241
    @danielclark241 5 років тому +530

    "Let me Batmansplain this to you..."
    If this doesn't become a thing, then I give up!

    • @Ildriss
      @Ildriss 5 років тому +4

      Oh my god I laughed so hard when he said that XD

  • @argeshagan7407
    @argeshagan7407 5 років тому +1606

    "Let me BatMansplain this to you"...LMAO

    • @zestyh3861
      @zestyh3861 5 років тому +15

      Watch out, she might pour soup on him

    • @channelsofash
      @channelsofash 5 років тому +15

      I have got to find ways to use that line.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 років тому +3

      @@channelsofash ikr! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 років тому +6

      *Because I'm Batman*

    • @FusionDjango
      @FusionDjango 5 років тому +2

      @@zestyh3861 or bleach

  • @Frilabird
    @Frilabird 4 роки тому +10

    Capt Marvel's voice actor's actually sounds like here

  • @becmiller9964
    @becmiller9964 5 років тому +3093

    What the heck? Did y'all actually get Samuel L. Jackson to voice Fury in this or something???

    • @adri4ns_
      @adri4ns_ 5 років тому +26

      Idk

    • @edgarlarios4718
      @edgarlarios4718 5 років тому +66

      @@adri4ns_ IKR???!!! Crazy good impression.

    • @EmilioSarabia
      @EmilioSarabia 5 років тому +14

      Great point! Super close

    • @lone_wolf_lily2246
      @lone_wolf_lily2246 5 років тому +27

      Very good impression but it's not him wish it was tho.

    • @becmiller9964
      @becmiller9964 5 років тому +18

      @@lone_wolf_lily2246 Oh yeah I know, the dude just started talking and I was like what the heck?

  • @antoniogirgenti9738
    @antoniogirgenti9738 5 років тому +603

    Superman: Smile for the camera.
    Captain Marvel: Did you just tell me I needed to smile?
    XD

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 5 років тому +57

      *Is this a personal attack or something*

    • @Ironmen-tw4np
      @Ironmen-tw4np 5 років тому +16

      antonio girgenti I instantly thought of that Gillette commercial

    • @legomaxrebo8669
      @legomaxrebo8669 5 років тому +2

      *HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @callumpenman5992
      @callumpenman5992 5 років тому +19

      “Did you just tell me what to do with my body???”

    • @antoniogirgenti9738
      @antoniogirgenti9738 5 років тому

      @Mohd Amerul Aidil Got that right.

  • @ziecheese
    @ziecheese 5 років тому +574

    1: your Nick fury voice is amazing
    2: I'm disappointed you only covered the opening scene and final battle ...

    • @GrimHeaperThe
      @GrimHeaperThe 5 років тому +75

      Nothing else was really worth covering. Nothing movie.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, I wish it were longer too!

    • @ziecheese
      @ziecheese 5 років тому +10

      @@GrimHeaperThe Seriously dude ? -_-

    • @GrimHeaperThe
      @GrimHeaperThe 5 років тому +32

      @@ziecheese It's the truth. You basically just watched the movie.

    • @torva360
      @torva360 5 років тому +3

      The used to only cover opening OR ending scenes. Braveheart is still one of their best though haha

  • @matthewparis907
    @matthewparis907 3 роки тому +3

    At least we now know where Goose has been all these films later; jumped off a table and was never seen again

  • @KSals
    @KSals 5 років тому +795

    -You need to learn to control it.
    -Is that a personal attack or something?

    • @thelaststand551
      @thelaststand551 5 років тому +7

      I think this already a little bit dull

    • @thelaststand551
      @thelaststand551 5 років тому +6

      @Masketta Man I'm just saying that the "is that a personal attack or something" was used and writen so many times, so it is already a little bit boring. Keep calm. Or you think that's a personal attack on people like you who can't came up with something more original?

    • @thelaststand551
      @thelaststand551 5 років тому +4

      @Masketta Man I think you're just getting mad everytime, when anybody say that she is not so bad. Are you okay? :D Keep calm

    • @andruabeck7236
      @andruabeck7236 5 років тому +5

      @Masketta Man Weak comment from weak person. Sad.

    • @a_unreal_cat
      @a_unreal_cat 5 років тому

      @@thelaststand551 "Keep calm" Was that a personal attack or something?

  • @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683
    @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 5 років тому +3074

    I think Cap is still the first avenger. He was frozen 50 years before her movie even happened.

    • @rarufu2368
      @rarufu2368 5 років тому +208

      70 with all due respect

    • @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683
      @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 5 років тому +55

      Rarufu Yamashito Yahimada
      I get where you’re coming from, but I’m thinking when the movie happens in the MCU rather than when it came out in our real world.

    • @theoblack4592
      @theoblack4592 5 років тому +194

      Technically it’s Thor in the since that he is the oldes

    • @lousygaming8220
      @lousygaming8220 5 років тому +95

      Everyone here makes a valid point, but bear in mind (and I’m talking about just the movies, not the comics), Captain Marvel was the inspiration for the Avengers and Fury even named the team after her code name; Carol “Avenger” Danvers, so, Captain Marvel: First Avenger

    • @beardedbronco
      @beardedbronco 5 років тому +64

      @@lousygaming8220 in real life test pilots don't get call signs. So therefore Carol isn't the first avenger.

  • @arthapend
    @arthapend 5 років тому +369

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    Nick Fury: "The last time I trusted somebody, I lose an eye."
    Captain Marvel...

  • @jaredguffey1185
    @jaredguffey1185 3 роки тому +5

    I just hope they get decent writers for Captain Marvel 2 and give her a villain she can actually go toe to toe against.

    • @rasmusfriis19
      @rasmusfriis19 3 роки тому

      Shes too OP

    • @jaxonneven6367
      @jaxonneven6367 3 роки тому

      I just hope that there is no captain marvel 2

    • @sexyyeyo
      @sexyyeyo 3 роки тому

      @@rasmusfriis19 superman is too op too and he gets films.

  • @jessicahenderson7801
    @jessicahenderson7801 5 років тому +1300

    2:26 Batman doesn’t say “Because I’m Batman”
    was he a skrull?!?

    • @Plebasaurus5179
      @Plebasaurus5179 5 років тому +76

      2:43

    • @jessicahenderson7801
      @jessicahenderson7801 5 років тому +53

      ​@@Plebasaurus5179 True, though I thought that the "Because i'm Batman" at 2:43 was the (maybe) skrull adding it on to his statement. There is a small pause before the "before I'm Batman." I am probably over analysing this.

    • @Plebasaurus5179
      @Plebasaurus5179 5 років тому +12

      This is before endgame, and Batman wasn’t a Skrull then

    • @taimtaim1348
      @taimtaim1348 4 роки тому +5

      Just watch the video please

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 роки тому +4

      It was established in the far from home hishe that they were scrulls in that hishe. But they might be in this too.

  • @VCutz
    @VCutz 5 років тому +173

    Skrull: You have a full cup of coffee in your belt?
    Batman: I carry all sorts of things in my belt, because am BATMAN!!! 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂

  • @ScorchtheHawk
    @ScorchtheHawk 5 років тому +705

    “Let me Batman-splain this for you”
    THIS NEEDS TO BE A SHIRT

    • @elongatedmanforever1252
      @elongatedmanforever1252 5 років тому +17

      Batman was always the dark knight lol But today he is a white knight.

    • @nevets2371
      @nevets2371 5 років тому +4

      I’d buy it

    • @garybradley912
      @garybradley912 5 років тому

      Yep!

    • @CultistKingQ
      @CultistKingQ 5 років тому +2

      Let me Superman-splain this
      Let me Ironman-splain this
      Let me Aquaman-splain this
      Let me Batman-splain this
      Let me Antman-splain this
      Let me Spiderman-splain this
      Let me Iceman-splain this
      Let me Owlman-splain this
      Let me Ultraman-splain this
      Let me MartianMan-splain-hunter this
      Let me policeman-splain this
      Let me fireman-splain this
      Let me Mothman-splain this
      Let me Roman-splain this
      Let me Oceanman-splain this
      Let me Rocketman-splain this
      TOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH YYYOOOOOUUUU

    • @nicholasjohnston1970
      @nicholasjohnston1970 5 років тому +1

      With Batman sipping coffee on a cafe chair

  • @JLSD17
    @JLSD17 3 роки тому +7

    Verse: did u just tell me I needed to smile?..
    Superman: o.o

    • @calamityapple7398
      @calamityapple7398 3 роки тому +1

      "Verse".
      Classic autocorrect moment. It's "Vers".