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MCU HISHE Compilation Volume Two

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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2018
  • 10 years in the making... here is the SECOND half of the MCU HISHE episodes all in one place!
    MCU HISHE Compilation Volume One: • MCU HISHE Compilation ...
    Watch More HISHEs: bit.ly/HISHEPl...
    Subscribe to HISHE: bit.ly/HISHEsu...
    Twitter @theHISHEdotcom
    bit.ly/HISHETwi...
    Instagram @HISHEgram
    / hishegram
    Facebook: bit.ly/HISHE-FB
    HISHE Swag:
    www.dftba.com/h...
    ------------Previous Episodes-------------------
    How Avengers Infinity War Should Have Ended
    • How Avengers Infinity ...
    Jurassic World - Comedy Recap (HISHE Dubs)
    • HISHE Dubs - Jurassic ...
    Oceans Over 40 Trailer
    • Ocean's Over 40 | Offi...
    How Black Panther Should Have Ended
    • How Black Panther Shou...
    Villain Pub - The Dead Pool
    • Villain Pub - The Dead...
    How Justice League Should Have Ended
    • How Justice League Sho...
    How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended
    • How Star Wars The Last...
    How Thor Ragnarok Should Have Ended
    • How Thor Ragnarok Shou...
    How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended
    • How Spider-Man Homecom...
    Avengers Infinity War and Beyond (Toy Story Mashup)
    • Avengers: Infinity War...
    How IT Should Have Ended
    • How IT Should Have Ended
    Batman V Superman - Comedy Recap
    • HISHE Dubs - Batman V ...
    How The Incredibles Should Have Ended
    • How The Incredibles Sh...
    Villain Pub - Penny For Your Fears
    • Villain Pub - Penny Fo...
    Blade Runner - Comedy Recap
    • HISHE Dubs - Blade Run...
    Rogue One LEGO HISHE - Chirrut VS Everything
    • Chirrut Versus Everyth...
    How Wonder Woman Should Have Ended
    • How Wonder Woman Shoul...
    How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 Should Have Ended
    • How Guardians of the G...
    How Jurassic World Should Have Ended:
    • How Jurassic World Sho...
    Hulk Spoils Movies
    • Hulk Spoils Movies
    How Kong Skull Island Should Have Ended
    • How Kong Skull Island ... .
    How Rogue One Should Have Ended
    • How Star Wars Rogue On... .
    How Moana Should Have Ended
    • How Moana Should Have ... .
    How The LEGO Batman Movie Should Have Ended
    • How The LEGO Batman Mo...
    How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended
    • How Doctor Strange Sho... .
    How Beauty and the Beast Should Have Ended
    • How Beauty and the Bea...
    How Star Wars Should Have Ended (Special Edition)
    • How Star Wars Should H... .
    More HISHE Reviews
    www.youtube.co....
    Villain Pub - The Boss Battle
    • Villain Pub - The Boss... .
    LEGO Harry Potter in 90 Seconds
    • Harry Potter In 90 Sec... .
    Suicide Squad HISHE
    • How Suicide Squad Shou...
    How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.1 Should Have Ended
    • How Guardians of the G...
    Star Trek Beyond HISHE
    • How Star Trek Beyond S... .
    Super Cafe: Batman GO
    • Super Cafe: Batman GO .
    Civil War HISHE
    • How Captain America: C...
    Villain Pub - The New Smile
    • Villain Pub - The New ... .
    How Batman V Superman Should Have Ended
    • How Batman v Superman:...
    TMNT: Out of the Shadows HISHE
    • How Teenage Mutant Nin... .
    How Deadpool Should Have Ended
    • How “DEADPOOL” Should ... .
    Hero Swap - Gladiator Starring Iron Man
    • Gladiator Starring Iro... .
    How X-Men: Days of Future Past Should Have Ended:
    • How X-Men: Days of Fut...
    Star Wars - Revenge of the Sith HISHE
    • How Star Wars Revenge ...
    Jungle Book HISHE
    • How The Jungle Book Sh... .
    BAT BLOOD - A Batman V Superman AND Bad Blood Parody ft. Batman:
    • BAT BLOOD - A Batman V...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 5 років тому +643

    Solution for all problems:
    Tank Missile
    Answer for every question:
    Because I'm Batman

  • @schwackem
    @schwackem 5 років тому +1659

    The “Here’s a bright idea...” in the lab coat is hands down one of the most iconic HISHE characters.

    • @september1717
      @september1717 5 років тому +73

      Here's a bright idea:
      Make a bright idea compilation

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 5 років тому +7

      september1717 There are only three.

    • @Vellicora
      @Vellicora 5 років тому +3

      What time stamp?

    • @bobafett6215
      @bobafett6215 5 років тому +1

      Will Maness right when I read this comment he showed up lol

    • @ernest.brownie_536
      @ernest.brownie_536 5 років тому +1

      Will Maness no Batman is.
      Because he’s BATMAN!!!!!

  • @annemariewolfer3505
    @annemariewolfer3505 4 роки тому +287

    You don't know how happy Darth Vader's running gag makes me.

    • @obi-wankenobi7041
      @obi-wankenobi7041 2 роки тому +7

      That was a really good one

    • @obiwankenobi7464
      @obiwankenobi7464 2 роки тому +4

      @@obi-wankenobi7041 what a minute

    • @obi-wankenobi7041
      @obi-wankenobi7041 2 роки тому +5

      @@obiwankenobi7464 huh same pfp and everything

    • @doge8445
      @doge8445 2 роки тому +2

      @@obi-wankenobi7041 what if you from a different multivires

    • @LacieWhy
      @LacieWhy Рік тому +2

      Happy Vader is the best part of this universe.

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 4 роки тому +125

    The guy who's acting as Korg is really good. He almost sounds just like Taika Waititi.

    • @LeaveNameBlank
      @LeaveNameBlank 11 місяців тому +1

      to be fair, you basically just have to be a new Zealander to have the voice
      - a professional kiwi

  • @ixwicraft
    @ixwicraft 5 років тому +1322

    Bucky is so dramatic. Tony says “you don’t get to be sorry” and bucky goes straight to; “you’re right I don’t deserve to live”

    • @SStarmie1
      @SStarmie1 4 роки тому +9

      🌚💔💔💔💔💔

    • @zmpjacksoncomics2077
      @zmpjacksoncomics2077 4 роки тому +15

      Iron man should of destroyed cap with the hulkbuster

    • @colored433
      @colored433 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @tjknight
      @tjknight 4 роки тому +24

      Bucky being the MCU's version of Anakin Skywalker is my favorite head cannon

    • @zola__
      @zola__ 3 роки тому +2

      But I love bucky lol

  • @mrj7297
    @mrj7297 6 років тому +1776

    "Dont mess with me kid.."
    "..Why?"
    "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!"
    "WHAAAAAAAAT!?"

    • @-snowy-726
      @-snowy-726 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @connorawesomest2682
      @connorawesomest2682 5 років тому +26

      Me: I’m laughing inside
      You:why
      BATMAN: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

    • @zcanime5997
      @zcanime5997 5 років тому +2

      Glitch Master MEH WEEWEEWEEEWEEEWEEWEEWEEEEEEEEE! BUT THIS IS HOW REALLY SHOULD HAVE ENDED!

    • @Katy-sr9ts
      @Katy-sr9ts 5 років тому +11

      It makes sense because the voice actor for the vulture is Michael Keaton who also voice Batman in 1989

    • @billyyoung6365
      @billyyoung6365 5 років тому +1

      Plot twist

  • @percys_microbitch4837
    @percys_microbitch4837 4 роки тому +56

    captions are amazing
    captions: *sigh of repressed teen angst* *second Psycho* *rampant tank destruction* *Sad scott* *angry hank* *smart person (batman)* *angry teen* all are gold

    • @alyssaway2647
      @alyssaway2647 День тому +1

      I thought i was the only one laughing at the CC 😂

  • @goofysmp
    @goofysmp 4 роки тому +109

    Warmachine pointing out that he didn’t have a parachute killed me 😂”WHATS UP WITH THAT TONY?!”

    • @Veeveebear
      @Veeveebear 2 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: Tony is jealous

    • @roxtechs
      @roxtechs Рік тому

      I mean to be fair he probably started putting parachutes after War Machine incident. Honestly should have started putting them in since MKII

  • @deborahthieme736
    @deborahthieme736 5 років тому +404

    Thor: Nooo! My hammer was just like a hammer to me.

  • @billyyoung6365
    @billyyoung6365 5 років тому +199

    Yess Wong killed me every time it was said

  • @alexbutler7332
    @alexbutler7332 3 роки тому +317

    “What happens if we don’t sign it?”
    “Then consider yourselves retired.”
    Everyone else *laughs*
    “Jokes are fun”

  • @Grizzy6122
    @Grizzy6122 3 роки тому +63

    The "Here's a bright idea" guy has single handedly stopped both Sandman and Vulture, who said the same lines when getting caught.

  • @tr1ff196
    @tr1ff196 5 років тому +493

    th- the "yess! Wong!" Kills me everytime-,,!!

  • @antonbrakhage490
    @antonbrakhage490 5 років тому +558

    "Friday, put Kryptonite missiles on my to-do list, please."

    • @snakinatrix4435
      @snakinatrix4435 5 років тому +11

      "Yes Sir."

    • @ordinarynugget2716
      @ordinarynugget2716 4 роки тому +2

      “Sorry Sir, but I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

    • @nintendocat64
      @nintendocat64 4 роки тому +2

      This is the where the quote is 27:44

    • @kathrynmorrell6886
      @kathrynmorrell6886 4 роки тому +1

      Snakinator a

    • @kathrynmorrell6886
      @kathrynmorrell6886 4 роки тому

      I hope that we can get the details of our appointment with you in about the week or so tomorrow I will be able for a bit of work tomorrow so sorry 😐 I have been a few months so we will be back at home 🏡 was that we would have a lot more to do with this week and I will have a lot of friends with us tomorrow and then we will be home 🏡 is the day weekend so I can do a lot tomorrow and do a lot for me a lot and then go home and then come to the house 🏡 is that time I will be in a new place so we will have put a date for you and we have some fun with your family I will be home 🏡 I have a few minutes to get to my house and I can make it a bit before was that we were doing a lot and it just started to go down to my work so I thought it might have been the same day I would be a great 👍 was it a great day to see you I know I was thinking 🤔 was a good day I hope 🤞 was

  • @officialSimontetsuo
    @officialSimontetsuo Рік тому +14

    The different Parts
    Antman 0:30
    Civil War: 4:42
    Alternate Civil War: 10:46
    Doctor Strange: 12:44
    Guardians 2: 17:09
    Homecoming: 23:36
    Ragnarok: 29:14
    BP: 34:05

  • @Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @Happyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому +68

    1:34 can we all just take a minute to appreciate his kindness and respect

  • @yinlee2575
    @yinlee2575 5 років тому +716

    Spider-Man: and now I know that I’ll never be replaced!
    Miles Morales: yeah... don’ be too sure abou’ that!

    • @hmbrandon164
      @hmbrandon164 5 років тому +28

      Well they both can co exist technically

    • @kidfury1550
      @kidfury1550 5 років тому +6

      Abou 😂😂😂😂
      Its about edit i dare u why are u reading this right now ugh stop reading stop it stop it now
      What did i tell you bye
      Bruh

    • @thatweirdgirl7840
      @thatweirdgirl7840 5 років тому +7

      but he ain't replaced yet...

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 5 років тому +1

      How could they not co-exist if they are two different people/characters?
      They have different suits.
      Different powers.
      Personality.
      Relationships.
      Character arcs.
      Need I go on.

  • @nathanielantonick9720
    @nathanielantonick9720 5 років тому +475

    "Unless you're a plane, or a bomb, or some ice, or a brainwashed buddy, or a Spider-Man, then you don't necessarily have to yield!"

    • @jameschambers3981
      @jameschambers3981 5 років тому +9

      or thanos

    • @lisiasty2498
      @lisiasty2498 4 роки тому +13

      Or tony stark or version of youreself or just pain thanos!!!!

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 роки тому +9

      "And when his girlfriend died he didn't hesitate to make out with her neice"

    • @rikudoghoul7006
      @rikudoghoul7006 4 роки тому +2

      Or cheat peggy

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 роки тому +2

      Or a Juggernaut
      Source:HISHE Deadpool 2

  • @Dawid23_Gamer
    @Dawid23_Gamer 3 роки тому +21

    "I'm your dad peter"
    _running intensifies_
    Vader: YOU HAVE A SON!? THAT'S WONDERFUL!
    The best recurring joke ever!

  • @Webbster666
    @Webbster666 3 роки тому +72

    No one:
    The subtitles: *Zelda the Zemo Zebra*: It’s ZZZEEEEMMMOOOOO

    • @aaronalkor
      @aaronalkor 3 роки тому +2

      It actually is!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT
      @Water_Me_Loan_64_YT 2 роки тому

      The Legend of Zelda: The Zemo Zebra is the title of Breath of the Wild 2.

    • @noble4014
      @noble4014 2 роки тому +3

      12:41*

  • @happyfatherof5164
    @happyfatherof5164 6 років тому +694

    Steve Rogers
    1920-2016
    "When his girlfriend died, Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imdough8838
    @imdough8838 5 років тому +185

    Dr. Strange:Lemme guess your home
    Thanos:Ye--
    Iron Man:TANK MISSLE

    • @zcanime5997
      @zcanime5997 5 років тому +3

      Kessler Magat THANOS: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @offical.drift_7047
      @offical.drift_7047 5 років тому +1

      Perfect just perfect

  • @galaxygirl6584
    @galaxygirl6584 3 роки тому +82

    Bucky: I'm sorry, I shouldn't deserve to live
    I nearly cried

    • @zola__
      @zola__ 3 роки тому +3

      If that was actually in the movie it would be more heart breaking

  • @marcelschreger296
    @marcelschreger296 4 роки тому +18

    Dont push that Button
    "I am groot"
    Ahh he pushed it!
    Im done😂😂

  • @yuming4527
    @yuming4527 5 років тому +186

    "I have SEEN things!".
    I need a video about Antman's therapy session, please.

  • @hazel8.
    @hazel8. 5 років тому +1828

    Peter: * takes off spidey mask*
    Aunt may: What the Fu-
    Cap: Language!

  • @phillyphillylii916
    @phillyphillylii916 4 роки тому +15

    “Your lightning and Led Zeppelin has failed!” Lmao

  • @disynth4360
    @disynth4360 4 роки тому +26

    Whoever did these captions deserves a raise.

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 6 років тому +861

    Superman and Batman must feel really awkward now that their diner table is overrun by Marvel characters

    • @xanderm6090
      @xanderm6090 6 років тому +35

      Then the DC streaming service comes out and the cafe is overrun with too many DC characters.

    • @Johnny-rx4hs
      @Johnny-rx4hs 6 років тому +21

      Only because HISHE doesn't do the animated DC films. They'd have the entire Justice League, Suicide Squad, Green Lantern Corps, Bat-Family, and Teen Titans if they did.

    • @tripwilson92
      @tripwilson92 5 років тому +4

      @Deutscher Geist I dig it

    • @kavithaelamvazhuthi4059
      @kavithaelamvazhuthi4059 4 роки тому +1

      650th like

  • @SoumyadeepBanerjee007
    @SoumyadeepBanerjee007 6 років тому +2448

    UA-cam is blessed with so many good creators. Keep it up team *Hishe*

    • @averageenjoyerguy4142
      @averageenjoyerguy4142 6 років тому +20

      Soumyadeep Banerjee yep beside those viners and half of the kids channels

    • @abela5956
      @abela5956 6 років тому +11

      forgotten57 _ and logan paul

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 років тому +1

      forgotten57 _
      why only half?

    • @diegobuilds4904
      @diegobuilds4904 6 років тому

      Soumyadeep Banerjee the

    • @rebeccaluis1223
      @rebeccaluis1223 6 років тому +1

      Soumyadeep Banerjee and cursed with so so much cringe

  • @dorkknight7973
    @dorkknight7973 4 роки тому +18

    Is Batman really questioning Tony's decision to have a kid on the team?
    Because, cough cough, ROBIN!

    • @dacoop0642
      @dacoop0642 4 роки тому +3

      and at least spider man has powers

    • @dacoop0642
      @dacoop0642 4 роки тому +1

      and the fact that at least peter is 15 and not 12 or however young robin was.

  • @cooperslays5529
    @cooperslays5529 4 роки тому +16

    When Scott Lang swears, Captain America be like, watch your Scott LANGuage

  • @saygee5006
    @saygee5006 5 років тому +614

    "Can you save Vision, when he gets that gem ripped out of his head?"
    Batman is a fortune teller

  • @Fantastic_Films06
    @Fantastic_Films06 6 років тому +133

    "I flaked away once before, I don't want to have to go through that again!"
    -Voldemort

    • @thiccmothman420
      @thiccmothman420 6 років тому +1

      You know penniwise flaked away for the third time in that hishe

  • @adamking5215
    @adamking5215 3 роки тому +13

    did ya'll notice when doctor strange used the sling ring and cloak of levitation to cut off thanos' arm that he (thanos) was falling out of the sky in the background right afterwards?

  • @arifishartadi
    @arifishartadi 4 роки тому +10

    Thanos: "I'm edible." LMAO 😂😂

  • @runefaustblack
    @runefaustblack 5 років тому +377

    And Rhodey had the same idea about killing Thanos as a baby in _Endgame._

    • @lazyliongames5858
      @lazyliongames5858 4 роки тому +5

      Wait i thought that the person who said that was Hawkeye

    • @aishwarya4572
      @aishwarya4572 4 роки тому +9

      @@lazyliongames5858 wha... no! rhodey said that man

    • @Starwarsfanboy0928
      @Starwarsfanboy0928 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah. It is Rhodes, also they even referenced the scene where Thor chops off Thanos’ hand in the HISHE of Infinity War. The only difference is while Thor succeeded in the HISHE, in Endgame, they failed because Thanos destroyed the stone two days prior.

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 3 роки тому +2

      So that’s rhodey, drax and nebula for killing him as a baby. Everyone else still alive against.

    • @raynalddarko7609
      @raynalddarko7609 3 роки тому +2

      That was a fan suggestion but the directors decided to answer it in the movie they asked other questions too

  • @randomnerd3402
    @randomnerd3402 4 роки тому +756

    Steve: (kisses bicep)
    Bucky: (freaks out)

  • @roselindream278
    @roselindream278 3 роки тому +11

    I love how the voice actors actually sound like the real characters!!!

  • @riptxdes
    @riptxdes 4 роки тому +14

    The funniest thing about the ant Ant man one is that my neighbor reworked his golf cart horn to sound like that
    Lol

  • @jpdeliveryservice5538
    @jpdeliveryservice5538 4 роки тому +284

    Thanos: "you should have gone for the head"
    Thor: "YOU WANT ME TO GO FOR THE HEAD? OK I WILL!!

    • @williambeine8120
      @williambeine8120 3 роки тому +3

      Haa

    • @Nob911
      @Nob911 3 роки тому +3

      Ha ha hahaha hehe hehehe

    • @Void32137
      @Void32137 3 роки тому +5

      I wish in the real movie thanos would be like you should gone for the head Thor be like takes the axe out of thanos and puts it in him head

  • @JassomJassom-mc2ez
    @JassomJassom-mc2ez 5 років тому +155

    This channel deserves billions of views

    • @chaosspider5765
      @chaosspider5765 4 роки тому

      It already has 2 billion plus, so yeah, it already does!

  • @RainthBacon
    @RainthBacon 4 роки тому +5

    “YES, WONG”

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 4 роки тому +5

    Vulture saying "Because I'm Batman!"
    That's the best because he WAS Batman!!

  • @kitty_kath
    @kitty_kath 5 років тому +157

    The reason Rhodey's suit didn't have a parachute is because it was Mark 2, where Tony just intended to test flight, and the later suits had parachutes. That also means that it's Justin Hammer's fault for putting all the guns in with no parachute.

    • @dacoop0642
      @dacoop0642 4 роки тому +10

      this one was the mark 2 version of the war machine armor though. And tony gave spider man a parachute because of what happened to Rhodey

    • @Narutass43
      @Narutass43 2 роки тому +5

      Tony made new suits for Rhodey starting in Iron Man 3, specifically because Hammertech was a hackjob.

    • @themythologynerd7020
      @themythologynerd7020 2 роки тому +3

      Also because Tony learns from his mistakes

  • @marc21256
    @marc21256 5 років тому +426

    Loki: "Batman, do you think I'm going to get people's hopes up and ultimately let them down when the time comes?"
    Batman: "yes"
    Loki: "What do I look like, the Justice League?"

  • @Tizzzyyy
    @Tizzzyyy 4 роки тому +50

    Captain America: *being amazing and handsome*
    Winter Solider: TO SMEXYY
    Captain America: CAPTAIN ROLL
    my favorite moment

  • @naomihodgson8177
    @naomihodgson8177 3 роки тому +1

    Is nobody going to mention the bagpipe music when it cut to Cap and Bucky’s graves? I laughed so hard I almost cried

  • @baileygrace3749
    @baileygrace3749 5 років тому +431

    “Siri didn’t know how to get to wakanda”🤣😂🤣

    • @julianservantes1764
      @julianservantes1764 5 років тому +6

      Stranger things Rocks oh I know 14,000,605 miles to the left or the right or north west?

    • @kidsshaw7739
      @kidsshaw7739 Рік тому

      Lmaoo

  • @Oliver-zn5my
    @Oliver-zn5my 4 роки тому +526

    “I haven’t brought you here to fight, but to KIIISSSSS.”

    • @JayBeMeee
      @JayBeMeee 4 роки тому +14

      This is the only comment I could find about that moment but it was perfect😂

    • @nick624179
      @nick624179 4 роки тому +8

      That was so weird, lol

    • @dark_ghost2967
      @dark_ghost2967 3 роки тому +5

      Heres bright idea how about you don't spoil your plans in front some super heros

    • @f.k.3628
      @f.k.3628 3 роки тому +5

      Stonyyy

    • @lisaminton1828
      @lisaminton1828 3 роки тому

      Yeahhhh absolutely not, absolutely not!!

  • @Webbster666
    @Webbster666 3 роки тому +5

    One of the best part:
    *sings*: Driving responsibly, ‘cause I’m so smart! And I like my hands! Yeaaah!

  • @Imhungry36
    @Imhungry36 3 роки тому +11

    The "YOU. ARE. A. TOYYYYYYYYYYY"
    Made me laugh so much

  • @spidersahildutta1022
    @spidersahildutta1022 5 років тому +136

    Iron man 3: i am iron man
    Infinity War: i am steve rogers
    Antman: i am antman
    gotg 1 and 2: i am groot
    gotg 2: im mary poppins yall

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 4 роки тому +2

      @bloxer corgi Bravo! 👏 🙌 Well Played Sir! Well Played Indeed! & With That Sir You Just Won The Internet. 🏆

    • @HippityhoppityGnW
      @HippityhoppityGnW 4 роки тому +1

      Homecoming 26:10: Vulture: BECAUSE IM BATMAN

    • @bumbo222
      @bumbo222 3 роки тому

      Infinity War and Endgame: I am inevitable...

  • @breezza_time
    @breezza_time 5 років тому +341

    ok, whoever does antman in these hishes is ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!1!! he sounds just like scott and acts just like him too and i love it 😂😂
    same with tony oh my gosh 👌

  • @numble9773
    @numble9773 2 роки тому +16

    6:43
    Nobody:
    Wanda: “AHH ITS SO STICKY”

  • @BeagleBoi
    @BeagleBoi 3 роки тому +4

    The tiny BECAUSE I’M BATMAN had me dying

  • @duftheduck3188
    @duftheduck3188 5 років тому +676

    Batman: *shrinks*
    Ant man: what how!
    Batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!

  • @TeaGamingPanda
    @TeaGamingPanda 6 років тому +453

    In time, you will know what it’s like to watch a HISHE MCU Vol. 2 in one sitting, to feel so happy but yet say “HEY I REMEMBER THIS!”

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 років тому +3

      TeaGamingPanda
      FACTS

    • @Cheizean
      @Cheizean 6 років тому +2

      TeaGamingPanda
      and say*

    • @alejandrogalindo4872
      @alejandrogalindo4872 6 років тому +3

      TeaGamingPanda Haven't I've seen u at JWE videos from Gaming Beaver?

    • @Traoaksi
      @Traoaksi 6 років тому +4

      I read this in Thanos' voice as u quoted him lmaoo

    • @TeaGamingPanda
      @TeaGamingPanda 6 років тому +1

      Thanks May XXXTentacion Rest Forever In Peace

  • @Bmanlegoboy
    @Bmanlegoboy 4 роки тому +14

    4:18 Because I’m Batman! 😂

  • @pk5727
    @pk5727 Рік тому +12

    I still love the Optimus prime bit of him fulfilling his destiny

  • @raine-time
    @raine-time 6 років тому +531

    "You could save Vision when he gets that Gem ripped out of his head."
    Lmao the Time Stone is literally the tool that helps Thanos rip the Gem out of Visions head

    • @Tevin-MK
      @Tevin-MK 6 років тому +4

      hahaha

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 6 років тому +4

      RussRedCloud wait so if he reversed it now would there be 2 of that infinity stone?

    • @tomasjedno6695
      @tomasjedno6695 6 років тому +1

      Cowslayer7890 Nope, Im afraid there is only limited count of infinity stones per universe

    • @mercmatthews2067
      @mercmatthews2067 6 років тому +6

      RussRedCloud It was almost like the directors watched the scene and decided to ironically reverse it...

    • @Slackow
      @Slackow 6 років тому

      TomášJedno so what would happen?

  • @calebford6318
    @calebford6318 6 років тому +2858

    seen every video
    watches entire 48 minutes anyways

  • @tammyforbes2101
    @tammyforbes2101 4 роки тому +5

    Batman saying “I’m not poor” was the best thing ever I cracked up!

  • @starscreamsniper926
    @starscreamsniper926 4 роки тому +8

    Spider-Man: people would be scarred for life
    Me: I still am

    • @Ytinasniiable
      @Ytinasniiable 3 роки тому +1

      Eitri: "y-yes, that's what 'for life' means"

  • @eimanhaqeem4831
    @eimanhaqeem4831 5 років тому +250

    Woody: YOU ARE A TOY!
    Ant-Man: No, I m Ant-Man.
    😂😂

  • @RichyFlinty
    @RichyFlinty 2 роки тому +11

    8:13 Focus on that tomb stone:
    It's written;
    Captain: Threw a mighty shield when his girlfriend died. Cap didn't hesitate to make out with her niece.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Bucky: Just wanted some plums.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vanillathunder2636
    @vanillathunder2636 3 роки тому +7

    I died when it said on grave for Bucky he just wanted some plums 😂😂🤣

  • @AthleticAssault
    @AthleticAssault 6 років тому +61

    "Just tell the UN that Vision lifted Thor's Hammer, so I'm pretty sure we are doing something right!"

  • @victorvondeathstroke7682
    @victorvondeathstroke7682 6 років тому +1864

    Mini Batman saying, "Because I'm Batman!" is still the greatest thing on the internet.

  • @EvilAwoken
    @EvilAwoken 3 роки тому +3

    "remember when we had that big fight and wanted to kill each other over nothing?"
    Rhodes: "Haha I got paralyzed"

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 3 роки тому +10

    Okoiye jumping onto the roof of a bulletproof vehicle was ultra reckless, especially since Claw’s gang had machine guns

  • @AlejoConejo-vb8ln
    @AlejoConejo-vb8ln 6 років тому +164

    When Pym says "Plus my daughter is really hot", he's not kidding xD

  • @megcarey2648
    @megcarey2648 5 років тому +140

    I love how in the cafe scene for infinity war, everyone had alcohol drink but peter had a coke bottle 😂

  • @Pixle910
    @Pixle910 4 роки тому +10

    “Watch out here comes my arrow” if only it really said that

    • @metarunner514
      @metarunner514 2 роки тому

      But you do realize it’s a real song on Spotify right? And Amazon music.

  • @erickmartinez2211
    @erickmartinez2211 3 роки тому +5

    Zemo’s voice in these videos is the best thing ever

  • @lvl1044
    @lvl1044 6 років тому +377

    so spiderman gets called about his age being a super hero
    so
    what about robin...

    • @spidersahildutta1022
      @spidersahildutta1022 5 років тому +4

      i thought the same thing

    • @thatguy8636
      @thatguy8636 5 років тому +2

      Robin isn't in the current dc universe
      (I don't watch the dc universe so I don't know if the rated r teen titans count)

    • @generaldalek
      @generaldalek 5 років тому +1

      Robin is only a side kick though...

    • @pok3btw903
      @pok3btw903 5 років тому

      John Lloyd yea

    • @bzell7728
      @bzell7728 4 роки тому

      Didn't he become a super hero/ sidekick at 12 years old or something?

  • @Arey2539
    @Arey2539 6 років тому +54

    Who noticed that on the Spider-Man: homecoming hishe, Peter throat punches Adrian like Sherlock Holmes throat punched the one guy on his hishe, Peter really is trying to be like Tony

  • @Sara-vq2js
    @Sara-vq2js 3 роки тому +7

    18:15 so no one's gonna talk abt classic hishe Darth Vader popping up?

  • @harkbark8042
    @harkbark8042 4 роки тому +26

    Lol who else is here from 2020 because they have nothing better to do?! XD

  • @jackskenandore5456
    @jackskenandore5456 6 років тому +37

    Crashes
    Stark: give me vitals
    Suit: aw he’s dead
    Stark: RODES

  • @ragingriverrhinoplays1868
    @ragingriverrhinoplays1868 5 років тому +3523

    Who else wants a mini series of stark raising baby thanos?

  • @primal9007
    @primal9007 3 роки тому +10

    Rest in peace my king. You will be missed.

  • @saitama2296
    @saitama2296 4 роки тому +6

    25:35 spidey you should get your elbow checked out

  • @maturinthedm3730
    @maturinthedm3730 6 років тому +471

    When Captain America throws his mighty shield,
    All those who choose to oppose his shield must yield.
    Unless your a plane,
    Or a bomb,
    Or some ice,
    Or a brainwashed buddy with a robotic arm,
    Or a Spider-Man,
    Or a purple man with a giant glove,
    Then you don't necessarily have to yieeeeeld!!!!!

    • @Zekrom249
      @Zekrom249 6 років тому +14

      But he didn't throw a shield at a purple man with a giant glove. He punched a purple man with a giant glove with TWO shields!

    • @maturinthedm3730
      @maturinthedm3730 6 років тому +5

      Zekrom249 So. He didn't use his shield to stop a plane or some ice. Beside, it those who choose to oppose his shield must yield. Thanos opposed.

    • @lemmehelp9293
      @lemmehelp9293 6 років тому +7

      Cap: PLEASE STOP FOR THE L O V E O F G O D

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 6 років тому +2

      He didn't even have his shield so Thanos couldn't possibly oppose his shield

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 років тому

      Wat?

  • @richmondpeg
    @richmondpeg 5 років тому +121

    Starlord: Someone has to take care of baby Thanos!
    Rhodey: *Walks up with rope*
    If you've seen Endgame you will get this
    Edit: 45:46 Did anyone notice the drinks are in the order of when thanos collected the infinity stones? Power, space, reality, soul, time, and mind

    • @waynedeacon2736
      @waynedeacon2736 5 років тому +3

      The Rainstorm Conspiracy what I did watch endgame but I did not get that reference can you tell me what it is

    • @marriottthinks
      @marriottthinks 4 роки тому

      The drink this is so cool! Thanks for pointing that out!!

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 роки тому +3

      @@waynedeacon2736 in the time travel scenes Rhodey says why don't we go to baby thanos and (tieing thanks' neck with rope)

    • @waynedeacon2736
      @waynedeacon2736 4 роки тому +1

      ahmed4363 oh

    • @kevin8712
      @kevin8712 3 роки тому +2

      Also in another HISHE Cap returned the stones by order of the color wheel: Mind-yellow, Time-green, Space-blue, Power-purple, Reality-red, Soul-orange

  • @skullfire96
    @skullfire96 3 роки тому +30

    Zuri: What about the boy?
    T’Chaka: We should leave him
    Zuri: I don’t think that’s a good idea-
    T’Chaka: We should take him with us
    36:11

  • @DoggyGuy
    @DoggyGuy 2 роки тому +4

    34:22
    This is the lion section, the panther section is over there.
    Why does that line make me laugh so much

  • @rosesandcoffee2172
    @rosesandcoffee2172 6 років тому +944

    48 minutes.
    Of pure.
    Hishe.
    And Marvel.
    Humor.
    I love this.
    Thank you.

    • @thomasdunn4620
      @thomasdunn4620 6 років тому +8

      48 minutes
      Of pure
      *Read more*

    • @brocklee2248
      @brocklee2248 6 років тому +2

      Fan Girl Of Awesomeness 49 basically but yeah your right, stop reading this I guess,oops

    • @Jstrain11
      @Jstrain11 6 років тому +2

      Fan Girl Of Awesomeness and Batman

    • @rosesandcoffee2172
      @rosesandcoffee2172 6 років тому +1

      DunningsWarehouse Oh my goodness, you actually got me there. 😂

    • @theasianprophet
      @theasianprophet 6 років тому

      Fan Girl Of Awesomeness 50 Minutes.

  • @yahrsan3531
    @yahrsan3531 5 років тому +117

    piggy : here's another guy in a space suit
    woody: YOU ARE A TOY
    antman: no i'm antman ( grows up )
    everyone freezes

  • @zmir_man
    @zmir_man 2 роки тому +3

    16:58 THANOS WHIT THE ROAST

  • @brandenmarcum430
    @brandenmarcum430 4 роки тому +6

    14:37 sounds like the entire human race talking to James Charles

  • @Quacktum
    @Quacktum 6 років тому +297

    Can I be the guy in the chair?
    No I'm the guy in the chair there can only be one!

  • @chips_and_dip6282
    @chips_and_dip6282 6 років тому +96

    I like how thanos has a shot glass of all the colours of infinity stones

    • @natedawg3926
      @natedawg3926 6 років тому +9

      Luckstar ! They were also in the order he collected them in the movie

  • @reactiontimevideos7662
    @reactiontimevideos7662 2 роки тому +7

    *Zelda the Zeno Zebra: ITS ZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOO. ( watch 12:39 with captions on)

  • @tarmox2490
    @tarmox2490 2 місяці тому

    I'm a father of two. Life can be a bit frustrating with no rest or alone time. Watching these somehow gives me the energy I need❤ can't explain it. Thank you.

  • @sabretoothstudios9142
    @sabretoothstudios9142 6 років тому +35

    It’s just occurred to me- the Villain Pub contains villains from nearly every franchise, from Marvel to Star Wars to G.I.Joe, while the Super Cafe contains almost exclusively superheroes from Marvel and DC, with a few random exceptions from back in the day, like Mario- why is that?
    That said this is one of the greatest compilations of all time, keep up the good work!

  • @leonvsu241
    @leonvsu241 6 років тому +135

    Hishe is by far my favorite UA-cam channel, without a doubt. Congrats on an amazing run and one that should go on forever.

  • @Foxtrot1331-youtube
    @Foxtrot1331-youtube 4 роки тому +5

    34:04 lol

  • @SCheung-ss9fp
    @SCheung-ss9fp 4 роки тому +6

    I love how at 7:38 the captions say "emo-teen bucky"

  • @stardust1271
    @stardust1271 5 років тому +382

    Moral of the MCU Hishes:
    Doctor Strange can fix (almost) everything.
    He doesn't bring back Vision and Quicksilver.
    EDIT: I was a moron when I wrote this comment lol, they both died before Strange was a wizard. Whoops!

    • @mariozyfi7013
      @mariozyfi7013 4 роки тому +13

      Because they died for real not from the snap

    • @space760
      @space760 4 роки тому +8

      no thanos took the time stone DUHHHH

    • @sneeb271
      @sneeb271 3 роки тому +6

      Wow that's a weird way of spelling wong

    • @emilechiverri960
      @emilechiverri960 3 роки тому +3

      And sling ring

    • @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108
      @ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108 3 роки тому +6

      THAT’S why Wanda’s going to try and kill him in Multiverse of Madness. It all makes sense!!