Bernard Black hates people

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  • Опубліковано 14 січ 2025

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  • @JackPoppy
    @JackPoppy 5 років тому +170

    I relate to Bernard far more than any healthy, intelligent human being should.

    • @bledonyou
      @bledonyou 5 років тому +1

      Well what a special little snowflake you are! Imagine relating to a character, you must be truly special.

    • @lonefaolan6042
      @lonefaolan6042 4 роки тому +9

      I think there is a bit of Bernard in all of us. 🙃

    • @Amybozhemoi
      @Amybozhemoi 3 роки тому +3

      are you a snarky bastard alcoholic man? hahahahahahha

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 3 роки тому +1

      Same honestly

    • @thexskating
      @thexskating 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @smallfox2
    @smallfox2 12 років тому +51

    This is still my favourite TV show of all time!

  • @A-Duck
    @A-Duck 13 років тому +52

    "Hello?? Is this the place where you order books from, from where you want to sell them from your bookshop??"
    My lolz were heard far and wide XD

  • @YourFateForever
    @YourFateForever 12 років тому +74

    could not stop laughing because that's what I always want to tell people when I walk into a store.

  • @Amalekites
    @Amalekites 12 років тому +48

    "Now go there and await my instructions." ^^

  • @disturbedrocks1996
    @disturbedrocks1996 12 років тому +82

    its obvious isn't it he treats it like his own personal library and the whole show revolved around a single idea that people who run second hand bookshops are often exactly like Bernard

  • @BlimeyGames
    @BlimeyGames 12 років тому +72

    Oh come now. he doesn't hate them. he just wishes they didn't exist :p

    • @krazycats564
      @krazycats564 Рік тому

      He doesn't care if they exist or not as long as they go away

  • @Quayd_McMahon
    @Quayd_McMahon 5 місяців тому +2

    2:19 love this part

  • @Andraste77
    @Andraste77 13 років тому +34

    Ah, I remember working in retail.

  • @Nebagram
    @Nebagram 3 роки тому +22

    Bernard Black is my spirit animal.

  • @cloudsombrero
    @cloudsombrero 3 роки тому +21

    my headcanon for why the shop was still going despite bernard and why people browse there is because bernard has the best selection of books

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 Місяць тому

      I like to imagine he has forgotten historical manuscripts that would rewrite human history tucked away in his shop
      He just doesn't know or care they're there

  • @GTA5Player1
    @GTA5Player1 5 років тому +20

    2:15 Saying it how it is! Absolute legend.

    • @fadetoblack1026
      @fadetoblack1026 5 років тому +2

      I can understand his sentiment, but speaking like that to an employee makes one a cunt.

    • @GTA5Player1
      @GTA5Player1 3 роки тому +4

      @@fadetoblack1026 On one hand, yes. On the other, sales people can be like that just as well!

  • @dustinprewitt
    @dustinprewitt 3 роки тому +17

    I am bernard but without the alcoholism, and I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

  • @ethanholgate2512
    @ethanholgate2512 Рік тому +4

    2:15 this is my father in a nutshell 😂

  • @danielcropp8553
    @danielcropp8553 6 років тому +22

    I read the title of this video with two words switched that made the meaning very, very different.

  • @nancybrown8338
    @nancybrown8338 4 роки тому +34

    I don't know why people don't understand that Bernard runs the book store to pay for his wine and cigarettes. The abuse is a freebie for the customers. I would love to shop at his store, the challenge would be will I get to buy a book today? I would rather have him than an annoying suck up trying to sell me everything in the store.

  • @Kitschensyngk
    @Kitschensyngk 5 років тому +15

    2:19
    My inner self at Best Buy.

  • @Losrandir
    @Losrandir 6 років тому +13

    My bet is the 2:12 guy is the person he hates the least

  • @Ondrus21
    @Ondrus21 12 років тому +10

    That's brilliant! I've always loved the British sense of humor.

  • @thexskating
    @thexskating 2 роки тому +7

    I'm an asshole like this at my job, especially to fucking assholes causing problems. How I haven't been fired is beyond me.

  • @skyguy696
    @skyguy696 7 років тому +12

    That guys hair at 2:24. X,D

  • @prysonmike
    @prysonmike 10 років тому +12

    "CLOSED"

  • @DeathByTarantula
    @DeathByTarantula 12 років тому +6

    Hahaha! I read the title of this very wrongly. I was confused about it until I reread the title and realised I mixed up 'Black' and 'hates'.

  • @beng1603
    @beng1603 12 років тому +7

    I've had this question that I've been asking myself since the day I started watching this show.
    "If Burnard doesn't like people, why then he run a book shop in the first place?!"

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 5 років тому +8

      Why does he ever leave his home if he hates people?
      Because we all have to do things we don't like.

  • @dudefrombelgium
    @dudefrombelgium 2 роки тому +6

    That title could have meant something way different.

  • @martensight
    @martensight 6 років тому +6

    Does anyone know what is the name of the music that starting at 3:08 ?

    • @natzzef
      @natzzef 6 років тому +3

      I'm not sure but... sounds like Franzl Lang? is it weird that I know this? lol

    • @martensight
      @martensight 6 років тому +1

      @@natzzef thanks :))

  • @itsandyme9192
    @itsandyme9192 2 роки тому +2

    That happens all the time where I work. We have a table with our opening and closing times right on the door. We start work an hour an an half before opening and you get people pressing their faces against the door asking us if we are open. How stupid do you have to be?

  • @Tsmowl
    @Tsmowl 2 роки тому +3

    I misread the title and was a little worried there for a second.

  • @westgoten
    @westgoten 7 років тому +5

    Whats the name of the actor that plays the very angry customer?

    • @peterdavies2960
      @peterdavies2960 5 місяців тому

      Stewart Wright

    • @westgoten
      @westgoten 5 місяців тому

      @@peterdavies2960 Thank you very much, apparently i have pondered this for 7 years :D

  • @Buffyhitz
    @Buffyhitz 11 років тому

    Definitely my favorite line. Wish I could use that.

  • @dissous03
    @dissous03 13 років тому +5

    ahh JESUS

  • @PetaHillier
    @PetaHillier 11 років тому

    Maureen Johnson you.... you.... *stare*

  • @luminair11
    @luminair11 4 роки тому +1

    Hilarious!!!!

  • @sipdemarsman9511
    @sipdemarsman9511 9 років тому +1

    is it possible Bernard Black is blind?

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 12 років тому

    Touche!

  • @HoryShiitMan
    @HoryShiitMan 2 роки тому +4

    I read the title wrong

  • @williamigden1044
    @williamigden1044 4 роки тому +4

    *xD*

    • @idc-y5p
      @idc-y5p 4 роки тому +3

      It is the best comedy

  • @tf2whackyengineer
    @tf2whackyengineer 12 років тому +4

    If you rearranged the words in the title, it would be quite racist.

    • @Neuroneos
      @Neuroneos 5 років тому +4

      Black hates Bernard people

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому

      Good

  • @disturbedrocks1996
    @disturbedrocks1996 12 років тому +2

    how is Bernard people hates black racist? lmfao

  • @MrZootSuitz
    @MrZootSuitz 2 роки тому +6

    I read the title wrong