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  • @PureBreadCat
    @PureBreadCat Рік тому +88214

    “Her skin was like coffee, coffee that was mostly milk because she was white”

    • @Lolamy
      @Lolamy Рік тому +5011

      Stanziiii

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 Рік тому +6544

      Don't forget the appropriate amount of freckles

    • @FantaLain
      @FantaLain Рік тому +881

      MiLkYyyyy

    • @Mari_iii
      @Mari_iii Рік тому +3853

      "No one noticed her"
      "Everyone called her abs for short"

    • @Harmony_.musicnotesemoji.
      @Harmony_.musicnotesemoji. Рік тому +2808

      “Her name was Aurora Borealis, abs for short”
      (Probably paraphrasing??)

  • @rachelwalmart
    @rachelwalmart Рік тому +19789

    "She was glimmering in the sun, her baked skin scrumptious in the light. Her cheekbones were flawless, her womb fertile. I waved hello. Her nipples waved back."

    • @Shield954
      @Shield954 Рік тому +1247

      HELP 😂😂😂

    • @laurenaspreyart
      @laurenaspreyart Рік тому +1970

      I swear, everyone in this comment section could club together to write the most successful comedy fantasy novel to have ever graced the shelves😂

    • @Music_studios26
      @Music_studios26 Рік тому +165

      @@laurenaspreyart Fr

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Рік тому +463

      That first sentence sounds like a roast chicken fresh from the rotisserie XD

    • @hayleyhodgdon6148
      @hayleyhodgdon6148 Рік тому +79

      this is the best one

  • @Cardboard_Stitches
    @Cardboard_Stitches 3 місяці тому +4332

    "Her ovaries could sense the strong male presence in the room, her womb thumped"

    • @maggs-zo8um
      @maggs-zo8um 2 місяці тому +609

      “I hear your woomb beat to the beat of the drum” 🎼

    • @Tyree-to1yc
      @Tyree-to1yc 2 місяці тому +104

      ​@@maggs-zo8umLMAO😭😭💀

    • @mehersharma7123
      @mehersharma7123 2 місяці тому +104

      ​@@maggs-zo8um IM FCKING CRYING 😭

    • @wuzfang
      @wuzfang 2 місяці тому +81

      A/B/O fanfics be like:

    • @crescent_sun482
      @crescent_sun482 2 місяці тому +47

      is this a real sentence from a real book because istg

  • @cosygoose1813
    @cosygoose1813 17 днів тому +739

    *meanwhile female authors writing a description of gays like they have never met one.

    • @Zero_crumbs_left_0_1
      @Zero_crumbs_left_0_1 9 днів тому +51

      We agree that writers should write things they know about 😂😂😂

    • @scaradopted
      @scaradopted 8 днів тому +44

      that's why we love Mr. Riordan for putting in extensive research to write his homos

    • @FantasmagoriaAhoy
      @FantasmagoriaAhoy 7 днів тому +5

      We have to create Mr. Darcy because the reality that every single man IS Dr. Jekyll AND Mr. Hyde is too much to "bear".

    • @arriana___playz8116
      @arriana___playz8116 6 днів тому +7

      That’s why I’m a lesbian Wattpad writer lol I have experience

    • @chaotic_aether
      @chaotic_aether 6 днів тому +4

      @@scaradoptedSOLANGELOOOOOO

  • @perpetual_sigh
    @perpetual_sigh 11 місяців тому +20603

    "And she boobily breasted down the stairs because she was a female woman girl."

    • @zane.REMASTERED
      @zane.REMASTERED 11 місяців тому +845

      WTFF LMAO 😭😭 BOOBILY BREASTED I CANT

    • @T4HL14.3x3
      @T4HL14.3x3 11 місяців тому +398

      NAH I CACKLED 💀

    • @inkytheartist
      @inkytheartist 11 місяців тому +282

      WHEEZING OMFG 💀😭😭😭

    • @rebbecawitt581
      @rebbecawitt581 11 місяців тому +212

      Me irl those thangs thangin

    • @T4HL14.3x3
      @T4HL14.3x3 11 місяців тому +78

      @@rebbecawitt581 😭😭

  • @agame2593
    @agame2593 Рік тому +16451

    "Her breast breasted breastily" this isn't real but it very well could be

    • @aurorahughes9559
      @aurorahughes9559 Рік тому +359

      It probably is somewhere...
      I'm pretty sure I've seen that somewhere before, but I don't remember.

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 Рік тому

      She breasted boobily and titted downwards.

    • @eggcosplays7924
      @eggcosplays7924 Рік тому +233

      Pretty sure there was a very similar line in a King novel

    • @Auduux
      @Auduux Рік тому +70

      @@eggcosplays7924 WHAT LMAO

    • @samilodoesart
      @samilodoesart Рік тому

      Breasting boobily

  • @ghoetzinjal2660
    @ghoetzinjal2660 3 місяці тому +821

    “Her smiled showed her beautiful teeth like a piano not because they were white, but because they both had gaps.”

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 2 місяці тому +56

      Her diastema perfectly matched the sharp contrast of naturals and accidentals seen on a piano. 😍😍

    • @Flow-Fi-
      @Flow-Fi- Місяць тому +8

      @@alfredandersson875 I hollered

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Місяць тому +7

      ​@@alfredandersson875 😭😭😭

    • @yoho.com234
      @yoho.com234 17 днів тому

      😭stop I really can't take this comment section

    • @btsdefender_
      @btsdefender_ 7 днів тому

      im crying 😭

  • @edubflameface5499
    @edubflameface5499 Місяць тому +741

    It's the same thing for female authors. Fifty shades, twighlight, even war cross.

    • @cryptogenik
      @cryptogenik Місяць тому +211

      Right - some authors just suck - kind of a sexist take.

    • @poulinhp
      @poulinhp Місяць тому +27

      Thank you

    • @proto_carl8404
      @proto_carl8404 27 днів тому

      Yeah, but this Channel is here to propagate a toxic viewpoint of the world, your point is valid and real but nobody here is going to listen and instead focuses on their agenda as an oppressed minority so, though factually right, your point is simultaneously invalid due to close mindedness

    • @NiceIndeed
      @NiceIndeed 25 днів тому +110

      Thank you. I was wondering why she acted like male authors don’t write good fantasy books. Lord of the rings? A song of ice and fire? Come on. That’s just sexist

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 25 днів тому +20

      Indeed. Its worldwide too. People just don't understand the subject and yet have the absolute confidence to write it.

  • @ellaadams1589
    @ellaadams1589 Рік тому +4690

    Her name was Aurora Borealis and she wasn't like other girls

  • @BRITISH_AIRLINES_NO-FLY_LIST
    @BRITISH_AIRLINES_NO-FLY_LIST Рік тому +8159

    'Her name was Aurora Borialis, but people called her Abs for short. She was different, not like other girls. She had an appropriate amount of freckles and lavender gold eyes that shined like glitter. She would cut out pages of bibles to make paper swans and didn't care what people thought of her.' - Stanzi.

    • @Kandy-Kween
      @Kandy-Kween Рік тому +147

      I feel like it was Aurora Borealis, but maybe that was a different video

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Рік тому +218

      She was different, not like other girls. Her brain had been put in a jar to pilot a 100 ton Atlas Assault Mech with LBX10 Autocannons and Streak SRM-6 Racks which she used to destroy Clanner Scum for the glory of House Steiner!
      . . .
      Am I doing it right? XD

    • @occhaossoup9819
      @occhaossoup9819 Рік тому +40

      IS THIS THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN AURORA BOREALIS CRUSH MANKIND?

    • @Lizardman-lt3pp
      @Lizardman-lt3pp Рік тому +3

      I don’t get it

    • @Warloser360
      @Warloser360 Рік тому +43

      @@Bustermachinesmh at these unrealistic beauty standards. You think everyone can afford that kinda weaponry in this economy?

  • @alexrosas5788
    @alexrosas5788 22 дні тому +99

    Both male and females have sexist takes in novels if you want good unbiased writing in a novel read Blood Meridian

    • @however-yh2jy
      @however-yh2jy 17 днів тому +13

      Best. Book. Ever. If you have a strong enough stomach that is. Never be a movie though.

  • @Variadee_BOB
    @Variadee_BOB 11 днів тому +183

    “Woman weak..Man strong!!!” She whispered
    WTF-

    • @phoenixxxashez
      @phoenixxxashez 5 днів тому +2

      Said no one ever.

    • @Variadee_BOB
      @Variadee_BOB 5 днів тому +1

      @@phoenixxxashez YUP

    • @SmotheredDreams
      @SmotheredDreams 5 днів тому +4

      Interestingly enough, the book she was referring to is the opposite when it comes to this. Women are deadly, and some of the most powerful characters in the world of Witcher happen to be women.

    • @cristianvogelfang5670
      @cristianvogelfang5670 День тому +1

      AND the wrong Is???

  • @the._.musical._.flute._
    @the._.musical._.flute._ Рік тому +24953

    Male writers be like:
    She never wore makeup, but her eyelashes touched her eyebrows and her lips were red as a rose. Natural-not like other girls. Her cheeks were a perfect pinkish hue.

    • @flamingarbre1284
      @flamingarbre1284 Рік тому +1988

      Lmao sooo painfully accurate. And don't forget the skin! Always smooth, soft, supple, flawless, described usually as some kind of food (why) 💀 and it's always men writing what they want to do to women. When they describe physical features in a weird way it's so obviously just a reflection of their fantasy. No wonder why we get creeped out.

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Рік тому +486

      See, this is insane!
      Look, I want to try and write fan fiction, and thankfully, anybody who would read it would know the general description of the characters. But I would try to describe it like this:
      She seemed extremely general, however, she did have white strands in her auburn hair. He couldn’t tell if they were natural or not, so he assumed the latter. She wasn’t wearing make-up, he assumes she hadn’t in a while, seeing how well her skin was kept. (Fun fact about make-up, it really does mess with your skin, it tends to make things like blackheads and pimples worse because it covers your pores) Her eyes were a nice and simple brown, but looking closer…specks of blue? Odd, but oddly alluring. He realized he’s been microanalyzing her for a few minutes now, and she was staring back in return
      So, whaddaya think? Again, I’ve never written a piece of fiction.

    • @rathost7996
      @rathost7996 Рік тому +281

      ​​​@@Un.knowns This is pretty good! Unless you're making a comic, I'd put the skin color in there. For example let's just say whoever the girl you're describing is black.
      If you don't want to say straight up she's black then you could say:
      "Her skin is tanned"
      "her skin is dark in color"
      "Her skin is bronze"
      Etc. Just search up names for skin tones.
      For lighter tones: "Her skin is pale"
      Though, that is overused.
      "her skin is like the color of sand"
      "Her skin complexion is like porcelain"
      "Her ivory skin was rough"
      These are quite better, and don't make the character seem like a vampire.
      The last one throws in her skin color, but it also does a good job describing the skin texture. You can do that for every description of skin color.

    • @rathost7996
      @rathost7996 Рік тому +200

      ​​@@Un.knowns And instead of saying- "She seemed extremely general," you could say, "She looked completely generic."
      Or
      "She looked extremely generic."

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Рік тому +95

      @@rathost7996 Thank you for the tips! I’m busy with school since it’s finals time, and I’m also busy during the summer, so I don’t know if I will get to it or not. Maybe I can work on the draft during musical rehearsal…
      In any case, I do really appreciate your help with descriptions, because I’m not the best at it, or any fiction pieces actually. I’m not great at writing in general

  • @wiffywiffy7896
    @wiffywiffy7896 Рік тому +7813

    "She came running her breasts were flying everywhere like beachballs caught in a hurricane"

  • @Gacha.wolfie1839
    @Gacha.wolfie1839 3 місяці тому +313

    Rick Riordan in the corner with several badass female characters

    • @Th3M00nW1ll_S1ng
      @Th3M00nW1ll_S1ng 2 місяці тому +12

      Real though (piper’s eh though)

    • @Gacha.wolfie1839
      @Gacha.wolfie1839 Місяць тому +8

      @S1lena_IsThe1_4U no no she's badass if anything it's drew that's ok. Wait no even drew is written pretty good

    • @Th3M00nW1ll_S1ng
      @Th3M00nW1ll_S1ng Місяць тому +12

      @@Gacha.wolfie1839 Piper never really interested me (I love all the Aphrodite cabin members they’re just icons especially lacy and drew)

    • @Gacha.wolfie1839
      @Gacha.wolfie1839 Місяць тому +1

      @S1lena_IsThe1_4U well it's your opinion

    • @PuppetIsTheBest
      @PuppetIsTheBest Місяць тому +2

      reyna was so iconic tbh

  • @feebee4451
    @feebee4451 2 місяці тому +144

    I read a book that introduced a character with,”She had breast, for she was female.”

    • @K0ppyTherian
      @K0ppyTherian 23 дні тому +20

      BYE.

    • @vaibhav9788
      @vaibhav9788 17 днів тому +16

      Author's got a point tho

    • @_StrayKidsForever_
      @_StrayKidsForever_ 11 днів тому

      “She had perfect ZZ size chest, perky boobs that smiled at the sight of me. They were full and well sized”

    • @aarengraves9962
      @aarengraves9962 10 днів тому

      saying this out of context exposes your stupidity

    • @Porcelaindoll-3
      @Porcelaindoll-3 День тому

      I mean…was he wrong-?

  • @luner_eclipse_studios1719
    @luner_eclipse_studios1719 11 місяців тому +8063

    "she was stick thin... Except her massive boobs that were 30 pounds each. She never wore makeup, because she was born with natural lash extensions, lipstick, eyeshadow and blush."

    • @thebluebutterfly1189
      @thebluebutterfly1189 11 місяців тому +197

      it do be like that sometimes

    • @Lulu.13666
      @Lulu.13666 11 місяців тому +56

      It do tho

    • @rose031
      @rose031 10 місяців тому +18

      😂😂😂

    • @Jake-rs9nq
      @Jake-rs9nq 10 місяців тому +18

      Those things aren't even attractive anyways 😂

    • @mommalion7028
      @mommalion7028 10 місяців тому +26

      Fantasy tv shows also be like this lol 😂

  • @urlocalrat420
    @urlocalrat420 Рік тому +3836

    Page 14: [...] Paige is a happy girl........
    Page 23: [...] As her soft, round, perky bo--

    • @Thesilliestofthemall77
      @Thesilliestofthemall77 Рік тому +683

      They always use perky tho 💀💀
      I SAW ONE DESCRIBE NIPS AS PEPPERONI.

    • @urlocalrat420
      @urlocalrat420 Рік тому +261

      @@Thesilliestofthemall77 ain't no way 💀💀💀

    • @Thesilliestofthemall77
      @Thesilliestofthemall77 Рік тому +282

      @@urlocalrat420 it was a minor too 💀

    • @urlocalrat420
      @urlocalrat420 Рік тому +284

      @@Thesilliestofthemall77 ikr, like they always gotta be 14,15,16 😭

    • @juliabrown39
      @juliabrown39 Рік тому +192

      what kinda books are you people reading??? reading these comments have me flabbergasted 💀💀💀

  • @cozmamosh3610
    @cozmamosh3610 Місяць тому +115

    It's not a male author problem it is a bad writer problem. And by simply saying that it's a male writer thing not only excuses bad writing from other people that aren't man but also leaves the male author with the excuse of "Oh! It's just brightly colored haired feminists that will never live a happy life that hate my thing."

    • @im_in_ur_walls_run
      @im_in_ur_walls_run 27 днів тому +20

      agreed! however (in my experience at least) it is more common for male authors to do that to female characters, so thats probably why she did it from this point of view :)

    • @Xeno_Solarus
      @Xeno_Solarus 27 днів тому +24

      ​@@im_in_ur_walls_run Have you ever read female author romance stories? Those books are plagues.

    • @im_in_ur_walls_run
      @im_in_ur_walls_run 27 днів тому +4

      @@Xeno_Solarus yes i have! There are 100% examples of this scenario in gender swapped situations, however it is more common for these to happen when a man is writing a female character.

    • @52andtuck
      @52andtuck 15 днів тому +4

      Male author gets a barrage of hate comments on book that has female characters. Next book, doesn't have female characters. Reviews: ohh he doesn't put women in his stories. Screw him. Next book doesn't contain humans. Ohhh the tree had female characteristics and was unable to move or defend herse..GTFO

    • @doodleoffice221
      @doodleoffice221 14 днів тому

      chill, female authors get dogpilled everyday for this, if anything this is the first time I've seen any man being critiqued, I didn't even know they wrote crap like that it's just funny

  • @P30niez
    @P30niez 3 місяці тому +57

    "her beauty illuminated the room, but, not like the other girls.. I waved, her breast burned red as her frail hand silently waved back" 😭

  • @peachr384
    @peachr384 Рік тому +29370

    Men write two types of women: damsel (with no agency and mommy milkers) or badass ( also with no agency and mommy milkers but this time with GUN)

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 Рік тому

      And woman less desirable if she has titty bitties and thick thighs, resembling a pear. But she tries for male validation... To no avail.. so she's delegated as a minor character like a healer or -slave- servant

    • @Blind_Eye046
      @Blind_Eye046 Рік тому

      THEY'VE GOT TITTIES AND A SICK AS HELL RAILGUN!

    • @Sommer00
      @Sommer00 Рік тому +1521

      That's what i noticed, wether they portray women weak or strong she's still treated like a sex object. No difference.
      Especially the mommy stuff, sex object. No matter what role a woman plays or her position of power shes always a sex object in the end. Male sexuality by nature is selfish. Female orgasm or enjoyments is something they just don't view as important. Can't name any category where female orgasm is a point of arousal for males.

    • @poisonberry3885
      @poisonberry3885 Рік тому +247

      The only difference is how they could kill you

    • @imsotiredofthiscrap2341
      @imsotiredofthiscrap2341 Рік тому +132

      your pfp jump scared me for a sec cause i have the same one

  • @angryrash8798
    @angryrash8798 Рік тому +8185

    “Her rose red lips pursed in silent disapproval as her smooth eyebrows gently furrowed and her boobs frowned”

  • @Joseph-ye9fn
    @Joseph-ye9fn 14 днів тому +7

    I mean, female authors do the same thing. I don't know how many times I've read "something something something, I couldn't think straight, something something muscles"

    • @kohigoodmood4773
      @kohigoodmood4773 2 дні тому +3

      Hahah now that's straight up too true. I Think It goes both ways, even if you try to escape the cringe Will get to you

  • @transgirltalks1140
    @transgirltalks1140 26 днів тому +52

    She should read how female authors write men in their "romance" books

    • @52andtuck
      @52andtuck 15 днів тому +17

      Exactly. It's 50 50 bruh. Grass is just as dirty and brown and dead on the other side.

  • @natecorsn9097
    @natecorsn9097 10 місяців тому +9888

    “She rolled her eyes. Her breasts seemed to roll with them in unison.”

    • @Muffin-Otherpaw
      @Muffin-Otherpaw 9 місяців тому +388

      STAWPPP 😂😂😂

    • @weird.-.person
      @weird.-.person 8 місяців тому +215

      NOOOOO

    • @blank-xh7qo
      @blank-xh7qo 8 місяців тому +312

      I REMEMBER THAT ONE WHERE TF IS IT FROM HELPPP

    • @Who_evenamIanymore
      @Who_evenamIanymore 8 місяців тому +208

      @@blank-xh7qoIT CANT BE REAL RIGHT? 😭

    • @mewbies_camera
      @mewbies_camera 8 місяців тому +187

      ​@@Who_evenamIanymoreBUT IT ISSSS 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Silliestfriend
    @Silliestfriend Рік тому +4987

    “She was called Aurora borealis,everyone called her abs,for short,she has a permanent disease that stopped her from growing body hair,but allowed her to grow eyebrows,curvy eyelashes and long beautiful hair” 💀

    • @Luna_tech2
      @Luna_tech2 11 місяців тому +155

      I feel like I’ve seen that before

    • @Silliestfriend
      @Silliestfriend 11 місяців тому +49

      @@Luna_tech2 Where? Genuinely asking lol I don’t think I ever saw that-

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 11 місяців тому +118

      So she had Alexandria's Genesis?

    • @Silliestfriend
      @Silliestfriend 11 місяців тому +17

      @@andromeda_va39 what?💀

    • @Mondkreischer
      @Mondkreischer 11 місяців тому +261

      ​@@SilliestfriendI think it's one of Stanzi Potenzas Reels

  • @69hehefunny
    @69hehefunny 16 днів тому +8

    Kinda sexist considering female authors are usually the same. Twilight exists guys, and that’s just one of many. Don’t forget lord of the rings was written by a man too.

  • @Ruin_Walker
    @Ruin_Walker Місяць тому +30

    Best line I have ever seen "nipples as pink as a guinea pigs eye"
    Equally as funny, a women writing about a man "his heft, his twin cargo holds radiated heat like a hot steam engine." Hahaha choo choo
    Listen, I love nsfw in my stories, books, comics, manga... but that shit ain't even sexy.. I'm laughing my ass off. Oftentimes, the most basic descriptions are better than the weird and wacky ones that attempt to be sexy.

  • @HiHello-ro5bb
    @HiHello-ro5bb Рік тому +5517

    Wattpad Storys be like 😂😂😂

    • @leakingsock
      @leakingsock Рік тому +17

      Fr

    • @greydub1414
      @greydub1414 Рік тому +43

      genuinely upsetting how many stories on that site are sexist

    • @Mxchiimania
      @Mxchiimania Рік тому +10

      @@greydub1414 I meannnn yeah that is true, haven't run into those yet tho, I've only heard of them

    • @jkdonnie23
      @jkdonnie23 Рік тому +35

      Nawh the Wattpad alpha ads 😨

    • @HiHello-ro5bb
      @HiHello-ro5bb Рік тому +11

      @@jkdonnie23 FR 😭

  • @ireallylikenuggets9490
    @ireallylikenuggets9490 Рік тому +2409

    "Her skin was smooth, like chocolate.."
    "White chocolate.."

    • @slitherthewizardofwither6959
      @slitherthewizardofwither6959 11 місяців тому +11

      Hahahaha

    • @malachi3369
      @malachi3369 11 місяців тому +11

      I dont get it. Why is everyone calling the women white?

    • @BethGoat
      @BethGoat 11 місяців тому +75

      ​@@malachi3369because chances are they like white women and "aren't" racist

    • @ireallylikenuggets9490
      @ireallylikenuggets9490 11 місяців тому +45

      @@malachi3369 male authors have a tendency to whitewash their love interest in their books

    • @treymoment
      @treymoment 11 місяців тому

      ​@@ireallylikenuggets9490 you cant whitewash something that was never not white in the first place

  • @phoenixxxashez
    @phoenixxxashez 5 днів тому +4

    And this is why I read male authors specifically to make feminists cry.

  • @stevenpuckett5990
    @stevenpuckett5990 15 днів тому +27

    She needs to see how awful the fantasy books written by women are they are so much worse lmfao.

    • @Ribblesaurus
      @Ribblesaurus 5 днів тому +5

      Yeah I watched a video about booktok and the types of books some women read and it is disturbing. Whether they are written by a man or woman.

  • @TheGreatJeturk
    @TheGreatJeturk Рік тому +2375

    “She breasted boobily to the stairs.”

    • @idk78244
      @idk78244 Рік тому +33

      Lmfao yes

    • @diana-dm6uo
      @diana-dm6uo Рік тому +65

      I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME DIE OF LAUGHTER 💀

    • @Veelasiren
      @Veelasiren Рік тому

      And titted downstairs

    • @Neochiken1
      @Neochiken1 Рік тому

      "And titted downward."

    • @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter
      @Some_Gremlin_Named_Winter Рік тому +37

      STOP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THERES A TORNADO A CITY AWAY AND IM LAUGHING AT A BOOB JOKE 😭😭😭

  • @error-try-again-later
    @error-try-again-later Рік тому +10151

    I'll never understand why authors can't just rub one out _before_ they start writing 💀

    • @Casperhateslife
      @Casperhateslife Рік тому +729

      Horny is the only emotion they can use to write

    • @gem9535
      @gem9535 Рік тому +310

      This is actually lowkey good advice 😂

    • @Un.knowns
      @Un.knowns Рік тому +178

      Oddly enough, it’s easier to think with one hand occupied. For me at least, I tend to fidget with my paper edge sometimes.

    • @solarisjade2292
      @solarisjade2292 Рік тому +52

      you have no idea how hard i laughed at this omfg 😂😂

    • @Silksper
      @Silksper Рік тому +126

      @@Un.knownsbro I think that’s adhd

  • @thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535
    @thelegendarysupersaiyanbro6535 2 місяці тому +71

    Female authors are crazier bruh. Ive seen the type of shit my girl reads

    • @Random.I_I
      @Random.I_I 26 днів тому +18

      Colleen Hoover.

    • @logangrimes9921
      @logangrimes9921 24 дні тому

      I've read most of the comments in this comment section and finally someone says it. Ladies writers can be just about as unhinged and horny lol

    • @oaklane820
      @oaklane820 22 дні тому +19

      We don't except cooler hover as a writer 😭💀

    • @reprehensiblereptile1138
      @reprehensiblereptile1138 21 день тому +3

      @@oaklane820 Is that even English? It reads like complete nonsense.

  • @Dressup_Doll
    @Dressup_Doll 3 місяці тому +29

    Even the weirdest things I’ve written at 3AM sound way better than this.

  • @spidey_things
    @spidey_things Рік тому +2113

    "This sixteen year old girl got a boob job to better distract her targets and assassinate them"
    A real thing that happens in a fantasy novel written by a man 🙃

    • @spudsbuchlaw
      @spudsbuchlaw Рік тому +37

      whats his name and what did he write?

    • @uwuuwu8486
      @uwuuwu8486 Рік тому +68

      NOOOO i hate that this is a real thing 😭😭😭

    • @kanakatre5944
      @kanakatre5944 Рік тому +72

      The book is called Nevernight

    • @jebkerman5422
      @jebkerman5422 Рік тому +71

      Meanwhile made in abyss fans explaining why it is totaly normal for an 8 year old girl to have size D...

    • @sharalinn2639
      @sharalinn2639 Рік тому +52

      _i hate the fact that I immediately knew which book you were talking about_

  • @Panda2.000
    @Panda2.000 Рік тому +1802

    “And she was young, at sixteen…” “what the fuck”

    • @allyson8948
      @allyson8948 Рік тому +56

      👀
      FBI OPEN UP-

    • @delizaaurora
      @delizaaurora Рік тому +3

      @@allyson8948 😭😭😭

    • @rowan404
      @rowan404 Рік тому +4

      I would like this comment, but it has 666 likes.

    • @tforceraven
      @tforceraven Рік тому +25

      Yeah I read a Dean Koontz book that was like that. The 16 year old "rubbed her wet breasts in the mirror". Needless to say, I got rid of the books.

    • @jaxsonmaben
      @jaxsonmaben Рік тому +7

      @@tforceraven so now im going to cry myself to sleep every night from hearing that description

  • @storyofthegrim1894
    @storyofthegrim1894 4 місяці тому +23

    Meanwhile women describing men in books…… nvm I don’t think I can say the stuff Sarah has written..

    • @LiztheWiz218
      @LiztheWiz218 3 місяці тому +5

      We do not claim her nor Coleen Hoover 😭

    • @mememologies7363
      @mememologies7363 11 днів тому

      Mine is just mostly described as the somber boy with the oil painting eyes

    • @storyofthegrim1894
      @storyofthegrim1894 11 днів тому +2

      @@mememologies7363 stay innocent please

  • @gnevgospodni
    @gnevgospodni 2 місяці тому +21

    I swear if she was a boy talking anout female authors the comment section would be a warzone

    • @H.Ahmed0
      @H.Ahmed0 Місяць тому +2

      Nope. It still would be funny and no one would really get offended because we know its true

    • @n0_l1fe_k1ng
      @n0_l1fe_k1ng 27 днів тому +7

      ​@@H.Ahmed0yeah, sure buddy 😂😂😂

  • @orcusgrey
    @orcusgrey Рік тому +1553

    "she was white, like the moon, no, whiter than the moon like really white, she's very submissive, and white."
    -A reiteration of something I read written by a male author

    • @arch3r_istired
      @arch3r_istired Рік тому +73

      HELP WHAT 💀

    • @wiffywiffy7896
      @wiffywiffy7896 Рік тому +277

      "Whiter than the moon and submissive"? bruh that ain't your girl, that's Golum

    • @LemonSooYoung
      @LemonSooYoung Рік тому +50

      ​@@wiffywiffy7896I XANT BTEATHE-

    • @shairafaiza7261
      @shairafaiza7261 Рік тому +27

      @@wiffywiffy7896STOPPPPPP I LOVE YOU 😂🥶

    • @CatKenny123
      @CatKenny123 Рік тому +8

      @@wiffywiffy7896 LMAOO

  • @dino-mite2661
    @dino-mite2661 Рік тому +10905

    Clearly none of the men in this comment section have read before

    • @funkyfrogbait
      @funkyfrogbait  Рік тому +2471

      Ya I’m not trying to diss men just many prominent male authors that lack self control 😭

    • @dino-mite2661
      @dino-mite2661 Рік тому +471

      @@funkyfrogbait I get it. I love your content btw.

    • @braylin5003
      @braylin5003 Рік тому +94

      Ikr clearly that's how girls writers write characters if not read any Wattap story, 50 shades of Grey, twilight, the kissing booth ect

    • @Agoose1
      @Agoose1 Рік тому +59

      I my self are a man and I work in a library and have read almost every single book in there. Before you judge people like that please think about what your saying.

    • @Reos-Domain
      @Reos-Domain Рік тому +14

      ​@@funkyfrogbait fair

  • @zayn659
    @zayn659 27 днів тому +17

    Gender wars, yay 💀

  • @Lexlovesart
    @Lexlovesart 2 місяці тому +29

    That is so true- what makes it worse that I once read a book like that, but it was written by a woman...

    • @Satanswarrior666
      @Satanswarrior666 2 місяці тому

      That is true. Women do it too. What we often forget is women can also be horny like men lol.

  • @WarmxCoffee
    @WarmxCoffee Рік тому +2772

    I'm a young author (male) I found this funny and so true or to those who lack self control. I'd have to say those kind of books are.....really something 💀

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Рік тому +77

      PLEASE WRITE GOOD THINGS

    • @WarmxCoffee
      @WarmxCoffee Рік тому +81

      @@CakeKitty135 haha don't worry I do. I write books that aren't like that

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Рік тому +37

      @@WarmxCoffee Yay!!!!!!!! Do you write slowburn? I love that

    • @WarmxCoffee
      @WarmxCoffee Рік тому +30

      @@CakeKitty135 define slow burn

    • @CakeKitty135
      @CakeKitty135 Рік тому +32

      @@WarmxCoffee It's like romance, except it take nearly the entire book for them to fall in love and confess

  • @gerbilpanda1703
    @gerbilpanda1703 11 місяців тому +3572

    These comments make me want to read a book where the main character is just so genuinely godawful at describing things that you're never quite sure what anyone actually looks like in the book. Like, canonically has that disorder where they can't recognize faces and is also colorblind and has never read a thesaurus.
    "Her skin is... Well it's skin for sure. She has a nice voice and I'm pretty sure she has both eyes."

    • @Potato-uh9gv
      @Potato-uh9gv 11 місяців тому +650

      "The man was at least as tall as a bicycle. He had a haircut and wore an outfit that looked a lot like what he usually wore on similar occasions."

    • @KNDNumba4
      @KNDNumba4 11 місяців тому +27

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @gerbilpanda1703
      @gerbilpanda1703 11 місяців тому +397

      @@Potato-uh9gv "The lady had many qualities for which to recognize her from, like her hair, which was a length befitting a woman of her status, and her lips, which moved when she spoke."

    • @mellinne
      @mellinne 11 місяців тому +33

      this is the best comment in here for sure

    • @aughtymaroon6463
      @aughtymaroon6463 10 місяців тому +119

      As a person with the no recognize face disorder, someone having only one or no eyes altogether would definitely cause me to remember them, and still question I’d it’s the same person. Now if they just had regular ol eyes I wouldn’t remember shit 😂

  • @CallmehWaffle
    @CallmehWaffle Місяць тому +15

    Okay I’m a man and I’ve tried to write some fantasy stories and they don’t end up like this they just end up being about dragons 😅😂

    • @armina0033
      @armina0033 Місяць тому +5

      Thank god😢 keep it like that pls

    • @CallmehWaffle
      @CallmehWaffle Місяць тому +2

      @@armina0033 lmao yeah WOF is my main inspo all the time so that’s probably why lol 😂

    • @Hershey1000
      @Hershey1000 Місяць тому +1

      @@CallmehWaffleWOF is the only book series I’ve actually gone out of my way to buy.

    • @Ultraconix
      @Ultraconix 26 днів тому

      ​@@CallmehWaffle WOF is actually so damn good

    • @CallmehWaffle
      @CallmehWaffle 6 днів тому

      @@Hershey1000 actually same I have the whole damn collection

  • @astrolord4325
    @astrolord4325 12 днів тому +4

    "Her hair was as green and magical as a... A swamp from Shrek."

  • @nethertaxi3719
    @nethertaxi3719 Рік тому +8205

    male authors write like 13 y/o wattpad smut authors who have only ever interacted with one woman in their life

    • @lavenderskies11
      @lavenderskies11 Рік тому +136

      IM WHEEZING

    • @puppydogs68
      @puppydogs68 Рік тому +219

      My favorite book series is written by a guy and has a really good female protag, but then there’s the plan creepy ones…😭💀

    • @Arch-Vex
      @Arch-Vex Рік тому +111

      And it was their mother 2 weeks after their birth (she left and never came back)

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 Рік тому +91

      Aren't the majority of Wattpad writers women between like 12-22

    • @illdecidelater630
      @illdecidelater630 Рік тому +16

      If all ur looking for is cheesy romance then ya that's what ur gonna find buddy.

  • @prorandocopier7945
    @prorandocopier7945 10 місяців тому +6705

    the male version of this is
    "the balls testicularly drooped from the ballsack"

    • @joelman1989
      @joelman1989 9 місяців тому +98

      😂 LOL

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 9 місяців тому +95

      That doesn't even make grammatical sense.

    • @facelessdrone
      @facelessdrone 9 місяців тому +527

      @@PredatorH2O thats the point, babe... they are so focused on the WOMAN CHARACTER that they forget to write a character that is a woman

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 9 місяців тому +21

      @@facelessdrone Not really what I'm reffering to.

    • @nobodythenobody9779
      @nobodythenobody9779 8 місяців тому +45

      Men write a book 📖
      Women - “and I took that personally 😤”

  • @52andtuck
    @52andtuck 15 днів тому +6

    If you dont like the book, stop reading it. I dont like country music, i dont buy music made by country artists and then complain about how country the country music is. Buy only books written by women. So u can read about their perfect complexion and flawless skills and how she can take care of herself and doesnt need a man. Read those books.

    • @Vekutolay
      @Vekutolay 2 дні тому

      Ok breast bobbing boobily enthusiast

  • @nothingnewhere6551
    @nothingnewhere6551 14 днів тому +4

    Tell me you do not read that much without telling me you do not read that much.

  • @exhaustedpunk1477
    @exhaustedpunk1477 Рік тому +3115

    There was this book we had to read in school about a man (painted as a victim) who felt that his secretary was seducing him and leading him into sin and ruin, everything (and i mean EVERYTHING) she did was interpreted as her leading him on, and then he ended up going crazy and killing her when he decided to act upon her "seductions" only for her to "change her mind" and be horrified at the prospect cause she actually saw him like a father. We had to do an essay about it and literally every girl in the class did it about the male autor problem or the machismo in latin american literature and how women cannot exist in these works as normal people ever. I included in mine the insane amount of times her breasts were mentioned for no reason.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Рік тому +292

      Alexa play Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    • @kiraneru-loliluxyt2912
      @kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 Рік тому +50

      What was the name of the book?

    • @exhaustedpunk1477
      @exhaustedpunk1477 Рік тому +202

      @@kiraneru-loliluxyt2912 sorry but its been like 5 years, I don't remember, it was something along the lines of "la muerte de..." (the death of...) and the name of the girl if I remember correctly, but i'm not sure if it has an english translation, it was from an Argentinian author

    • @angelaz8496
      @angelaz8496 Рік тому +115

      could it be that the mentioning of boobs contributed to showing how the man hyper-focused on the wrong things and misinterpreted his secretary?

    • @exhaustedpunk1477
      @exhaustedpunk1477 Рік тому +278

      @@angelaz8496 if that had been the point it would had still been horribly conveyed because the plot of the book was to excuse the main character's behavior and ultimately the murder he committed, it was supposed be an eye opening story of some kind.
      It wasn't the only book on that class (latin american literature) that I did a list of "unnecessary mention of boobs when describing women" on, it was a recurring thing in the books we read, and it took until the girls in our class started to groan out loud every few sentences for our teacher to take notice of this too because if you read enough books on the same vein it becomes the norm (hence why some of my classmates wrote their essays on the problems of machismo and misogyny for all of these authors).
      Also, I remember investigating the author and seeing him regurgitating incel talk points on his interviews and actually believing that female-tergeted homicides were not a real thing, saying that the men who committed them should not be judged as harshly as they were because how did we not know that they weren't the actual victims and werent just actually acting on self defense, and like, that was the plot of the book so... Very weird guy....

  • @roftherealm3418
    @roftherealm3418 Рік тому +5107

    I once edited a fantasy novel and got into a fight with the author because he had described a woman walking into a room *boobs first*. He had painstakingly detailed how her breasts were the first thing to enter a space. I told him it sounded utterly ridiculous, he wanted to keep it in for "fan service." Eventually I won him over by bringing a group of 5 of his female friends over and having them read the passage to get their genuine reactions, which mostly consisted of laughing out loud and asking him what was wrong with him.

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 Рік тому +51

      But it's fan service tho?

    • @roftherealm3418
      @roftherealm3418 Рік тому +589

      @@novalopez3068 Haha if it was meant to be a funny story, I would absolutely keep it in. But the dude wanted the book to be taken seriously. You're totally right though, what posture would possibly achieve that, even if she does have large boobs?

    • @s.c.p-foundation6923
      @s.c.p-foundation6923 Рік тому +242

      @@roftherealm3418 Oh damn the author wanted it to be a serious story? I definitely get why fan service wouldn't fly lmao

    • @nezukochan9524
      @nezukochan9524 Рік тому +161

      ​@@roftherealm3418 I think that she would need to have some problems with her spine, like lordosis too deep for a human being and her arms and head pulled back in a dramatic manner. I will see it in my worst nightmares, a creature so inhumanly bizzare that the first distinguishable thing the mc notices are the BOBIES

    • @kas8ia
      @kas8ia Рік тому +97

      ​@@s.c.p-foundation6923 Real fan service would be the guy getting scalped for having those thoughts 😂😂 now that would be fan servicing

  • @SrTNick1
    @SrTNick1 Місяць тому +41

    Everything involved in this short is so toxic. Both sides, both interpretations, people being ironic or unironic. Just awful.

  • @kkamajwi
    @kkamajwi 15 днів тому +2

    why do male authors write like those wattpad self insert fanfics written by 13 yr old girls-

  • @terryross3855
    @terryross3855 11 місяців тому +2105

    ... try reading Chinese novels... "Jade skin, peerless silky white skin, heavens chime in tune with her steps , men cannot take away their eyes, gentle demeanor, yet imperial in presence"

    • @floproro4
      @floproro4 10 місяців тому +324

      That’s better tbh

    • @KattensBegravelse
      @KattensBegravelse 9 місяців тому +330

      at least it is not gross

    • @floproro4
      @floproro4 9 місяців тому +62

      @@KattensBegravelse exactly

    • @gashousesgeekhouse2851
      @gashousesgeekhouse2851 9 місяців тому +224

      That's pretty complimenting way to describe someone

    • @zodiac5403
      @zodiac5403 9 місяців тому +146

      ​​@@gashousesgeekhouse2851mans describing the skin like he wants to wear it to a dinner party.

  • @jacktaylor6253
    @jacktaylor6253 Рік тому +666

    Character: "i'm not into intimacy"
    Author: "detailingly describes every pair of boobs that he sees"

    • @sbp4215
      @sbp4215 Рік тому +16

      That's not intimacy that's male sexuality - about as far removed from intimacy as you can get.

    • @Bustermachine
      @Bustermachine Рік тому +9

      @@sbp4215 Sexuality is like spice for intimacy. You can taste spice on its own, sure, but it's not as satisfying as when you mix it with something of substance.

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 Рік тому

      ​​@@sbp4215 you dont understand male sexuality, and that is fine, but don't pretend like you know, when it's so obvious that you dont have a clue.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Рік тому +1

      @@sbp4215 sexuality and intimacy are extremely closely related

    • @SrTNick1
      @SrTNick1 Місяць тому

      Wtf are the books you're reading. I don't think I've ever read any fantasy fiction that just goes off about describing someone's boobs.

  • @Happy-tj4zg
    @Happy-tj4zg 2 місяці тому +24

    Hmmmm.. green hair.. short hair... white skin... nose pierced.. black nails.. she was right they all do look the same lmao

  • @user-ld7sr9tm4e
    @user-ld7sr9tm4e 2 місяці тому +8

    When an adult romance book sounds more alien than the "Aliens" movie:

    • @sunnytsuu
      @sunnytsuu Місяць тому

      ALIENS MENTIONED

  • @catblue4690
    @catblue4690 Рік тому +2596

    “Women weak, men strong.” Killed me. I am writing from hell rn. Satan is so nice to lend me I’m his phone so I can comment.

    • @bepiqedvevacuru6196
      @bepiqedvevacuru6196 11 місяців тому +29

      cat blue.

    • @salvation1863
      @salvation1863 11 місяців тому +41

      Omg can you say hi to him for me we sort of met before going there for winter break 😍

    • @HerbertEnterprises
      @HerbertEnterprises 11 місяців тому +12

      Omg, Satan do you have your phone back? Hiii, its your queen Junko Enoshima! 😊 Dont expect me to see you, I _always come back_ .

    • @eloisespek28
      @eloisespek28 11 місяців тому +4

      If you keep living this life you will actually go to hell and it isnt a joke you cant come out there. satan doesn't love you only God does but if you die and you have never turnd to Him, God will also hate you and say that He doenst know you.

    • @kingisaiah2934
      @kingisaiah2934 11 місяців тому +3

      If it’s that serious then don’t read them sorry that male romance is well…. romantic and designed for men.

  • @Pupperino7
    @Pupperino7 Рік тому +1453

    “Woman… weak,…. Man.. strong..”
    HAD ME CACKLING. WHY.

  • @TheGuardingDark_
    @TheGuardingDark_ Місяць тому +11

    Dyed hair detected.
    Opinion discarded.

  • @AlbertASGrr
    @AlbertASGrr 2 місяці тому +11

    cry more woke

  • @Not_Me575
    @Not_Me575 7 місяців тому +4021

    "As she sat down, I fantasized about being a chair"

    • @Oceanx_chan
      @Oceanx_chan 6 місяців тому +1

      HBSFJWHXWXXUWUWUWUWDUWFYTFYDRWYWYW💀💀💀💀 WHAT

    • @BlueBino_
      @BlueBino_ 6 місяців тому +73

      That is so true

    • @Not_Me575
      @Not_Me575 6 місяців тому +17

      @@BlueBino_ lol

    • @RKSTUFF357
      @RKSTUFF357 6 місяців тому +72

      No... if any human wrote that in a book, I want to die

    • @Oceanx_chan
      @Oceanx_chan 6 місяців тому +26

      @@RKSTUFF357 I would've said "don't do that there's sm to live for!!♡" but same😔✊

  • @tazeywazey3624
    @tazeywazey3624 Рік тому +855

    As a manga reader this is not just a novel issue 😂

    • @niehuaisangsknees
      @niehuaisangsknees Рік тому +58

      except Isayama, the only thing that man writes is death and pain😂😂

    • @lineanoves6650
      @lineanoves6650 Рік тому +7

      @@niehuaisangsknees guess that's why the civil war that happened after chapter 139 was worth it.

    • @yagurlains
      @yagurlains Рік тому +15

      And then the girl is gonna be 16💀

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg Рік тому +3

      Yes its as manga is a dime a dozen and isnt made by actual good writers with only 1 out of 100 are actually competent writers and are not just good artist who write cliche storys that follow every common trope to get your heart strings.

    • @YOGI-kb9tg
      @YOGI-kb9tg Рік тому

      @spacediino I never put a skull

  • @tommoore4272
    @tommoore4272 11 днів тому +4

    Female authors be like:as the disgusting vile for a male approached the princess, she felt true love for the first time. Like bro tf

  • @SomeSadKnickFan
    @SomeSadKnickFan 13 днів тому +3

    There’s nothing like that in that Witcher novel

  • @certifiedgoog
    @certifiedgoog Рік тому +2817

    the men in this comment section are so hilariously upset lmfao

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 Рік тому +39

      it's always so funny

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 Рік тому +24

      I find more guys saying it's BS.

    • @totallygarnular
      @totallygarnular Рік тому +141

      Some men say all this stuff about woman, but the second a woman talks about something that mostly men do they throw a tantrum 💀
      Edit: I apologize if anyone felt generalized by my comment. That wasn't my intention at all. I edited it to fix this problem.

    • @ashleylongley1628
      @ashleylongley1628 Рік тому +68

      ⁠@@totallygarnular Everyone says everything about everyone I wish we could all just get along.

    • @totallygarnular
      @totallygarnular Рік тому +28

      @@ashleylongley1628 True, if the world just accepted everyone for their differences and preferences and didn't hurt anyone or anything in the process. The world would be 100x better than it is now.

  • @siyanide8666
    @siyanide8666 10 місяців тому +1965

    "Her nipples were wagging like a dog's tail"

    • @StormTE
      @StormTE 8 місяців тому +111

      CACKLED AT THIS

    • @Mutanter14
      @Mutanter14 6 місяців тому +69

      OMFG 😭😭😭🐶

    • @nemesis.5646
      @nemesis.5646 6 місяців тому +65

      NOT THE NIPPLES

    • @mehersharma7123
      @mehersharma7123 6 місяців тому +24

      HELP-

    • @cosplayprincess
      @cosplayprincess 6 місяців тому +28

      The amount of times Ive heard nipples so abruptly in books😂😂😂

  • @DND20
    @DND20 3 місяці тому +3

    As a man and an amateur writer - I am not planning on including any romance in my writing, for several reasons:
    1) The story is a men in black / stranger thing's / SCP type of story with characters being chased by a secret agency that attempts to study the paranormal. Characters will have no time for romance
    2) I am not insane like the male author there, but I do not any expirence with romantic relationships in real life so I will peobably write it unrealistically
    3) I have more fun writing about characters going insane from seeing cosmic horrors while still managing to show human enginuity and intelligence against the unexplained and unnatural. I don't enjoy writing about a dude with a boner.
    Oh, and - one last thing, the main characters are a 16 year old boy goofball which is imaginatvie and creative and an acedemic prodigy 14 year old girl. Brother and sister. So even if I wanted romance it would be a bad idea

  • @ManiakGear
    @ManiakGear 17 днів тому +10

    Female authors be like: Oh I can't decide between you two hunky chiseled men! I'll have to choose whoever's interesting characteristics best matches my bland lack of personality!

  • @Chalyse
    @Chalyse 11 місяців тому +1611

    All books: She wasn't like other girls. She was beautiful, quiet, smart, talented, and everybody hated her.

    • @snipermasksimp2023
      @snipermasksimp2023 8 місяців тому +26

      Fr 😭😭

    • @jacobbayne-hw2zv
      @jacobbayne-hw2zv 7 місяців тому +55

      So many books are like that! And admittedly I do notice a trend with guy characters written by wen sometimes.
      These books: he was very hot, tan, mysterious, she hate’s him be she also doesn’t

    • @Iisflammablewaterandioop
      @Iisflammablewaterandioop 7 місяців тому +44

      "But one day, she let her hair down, and took off her glasses"

    • @CottonCandyTheWW2Geek
      @CottonCandyTheWW2Geek 7 місяців тому +8

      And everyone hated her lol

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 7 місяців тому +7

      Thats literally every boring ass female oc that came after Bella but ok.

  • @katlovegood4921
    @katlovegood4921 Рік тому +747

    There was a book that described a woman peeing. She said shit like "I had to wait 20 seconds for the fluid to come out as it navigated the maze called my insides. Unlike men, whose liquid releases instantly, us women have to sit and wait and blah blah"

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober Рік тому +396

      Sounds like the writer had some passive agressive thoughts about women taking too long in the bathroom.

    • @htxella
      @htxella Рік тому

      Piss kink

    • @St0rmiiR0sii
      @St0rmiiR0sii Рік тому

      wtf 💀 sounds like the author had like a pee kink or something gross

    • @wiffywiffy7896
      @wiffywiffy7896 Рік тому +274

      *Tonight's Episode: THE AUTHORS BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH*

    • @fireruby1882
      @fireruby1882 Рік тому +103

      💀💀that’s vile omg

  • @were_here_were_queer
    @were_here_were_queer 3 місяці тому +107

    "Never judge a book by its cover"
    Judge it by its author

  • @roseykitty8748
    @roseykitty8748 Рік тому +387

    "her boobs bounce in excitement" -author

    • @Maube
      @Maube Рік тому +31

      you know my boobs sometimes bark at the door like a dog too sometimes, very hard issues 😢😢

    • @amberstrouse8558
      @amberstrouse8558 Рік тому +10

      STOPPP 😭

    • @PeterorPetra
      @PeterorPetra Рік тому +8

      Bro 💀 our boobs only "bounce in excitement" if we, ourselves, are fully bouncing. Or running, but both of those hurt like fu-

    • @OppositeWally
      @OppositeWally Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂💀💀😭😭😭✋✋DUDE STOP STOP BRO!!!

  • @treblegames84
    @treblegames84 11 місяців тому +1721

    Meanwhile, girls: he growled, hissed, clenched, darkly, orbs

    • @treblegames84
      @treblegames84 11 місяців тому +45

      @@madamabelladonna3704 but ORBS

    • @madcatter5293
      @madcatter5293 10 місяців тому +205

      ​@@treblegames84Eyes. 😭 They're eyes and I hate it. I hate that description. 😭😭

    • @muffinmuffin8946
      @muffinmuffin8946 10 місяців тому +94

      I read that as one sentence and i need to explode

    • @frosted_glaceon5513
      @frosted_glaceon5513 10 місяців тому +83

      As a female writer I have indeed used all of these. 🤣 I just write mostly for stress relief tho.

    • @escapefr0mslender
      @escapefr0mslender 10 місяців тому +9

      LNFAO YES

  • @faith8953
    @faith8953 2 дні тому +4

    hate to say it but this is also how straight millennial women write books as well😭

  • @tarragoni4161
    @tarragoni4161 2 дні тому +5

    i am in enemy territory

  • @ysucae
    @ysucae Рік тому +609

    at this point i just hope they're of legal age

    • @Casperhateslife
      @Casperhateslife Рік тому +175

      The bar so low we trip on it

    • @phoney2627
      @phoney2627 Рік тому +98

      ​@@Casperhateslife No I think the bar is even lower than that, people are tripping over it in hell.

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 Рік тому +43

      they probably aren't💀

    • @wolvie1618
      @wolvie1618 Рік тому

      Looking at you, Stephen King, ya nasty 🤮

    • @cindy3933
      @cindy3933 Рік тому +13

      Don't worry, Geralt does sleep with a seventeen year old at some point!

  • @Catstronautgirl
    @Catstronautgirl Рік тому +473

    You can see the difference between a woman writing a submissive/dominant woman vs a man writing a submissive/dominant woman. It’s kinda funny.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead Рік тому +4

      what's the difference

    • @fidadefoe
      @fidadefoe Рік тому +79

      ​@@tonyisnotdeadthose big, rosy, vanilla scented milkers. This is the difference.

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 Рік тому

      ​@@fidadefoeso just like any other woman described in a book

    • @TheIndigo1child
      @TheIndigo1child Рік тому +20

      ​@tonyisnotdead the difference is an attractive and submissive female character written by a man = sexist. An attractive and submissive female character written by a woman = empowering because reasons.

    • @mittag983
      @mittag983 Рік тому

      ​@@TheIndigo1childBecause her boobs boobily swayed to the soft enchanting music

  • @shodan2002
    @shodan2002 2 дні тому +5

    I’m just looking at the tennis ball 🎾 hair

  • @NotMeeee457
    @NotMeeee457 13 днів тому +7

    didn't even have to start a video to realise that I hope you will fix your relationships with your parents❤

  • @mossycorpse
    @mossycorpse Рік тому +482

    In highschool I had to read a short story by a male author, and he described the only female character in uncomfortable detail right before the protagonist committed manslaughter.

    • @va4275
      @va4275 Рік тому +24

      Is it by any chance "the things they Carried"???

    • @sonofaspyder3000
      @sonofaspyder3000 Рік тому +7

      Sounds like a James Bond film

    • @graceartsy4414
      @graceartsy4414 Рік тому +9

      in my perception, it has always been coupled with violence of some sort which is kinda alarming ngl

    • @camden5325
      @camden5325 11 місяців тому +3

      @@va4275Goodness that book, it made me so uncomfortable the way he was so transfixed on whether or not she was a virgin and his obsession with her when she clearly wasn’t interested.

  • @ItsXuantain
    @ItsXuantain 6 місяців тому +785

    “She was special,she had a condition that made her not have armpit hair”

    • @EverydayYounglife
      @EverydayYounglife Місяць тому +27

      I really needed to laugh today, thanks

    • @ItsXuantain
      @ItsXuantain Місяць тому +10

      @@EverydayYounglifeGlad it made you happier:>

    • @uaa2800
      @uaa2800 Місяць тому +10

      On a serious note i actually do have a condition that makes me not have hair in that area

    • @wastrelperv
      @wastrelperv Місяць тому +5

      I mean, not everyone does... 😅

    • @grigorismath3852
      @grigorismath3852 Місяць тому +8

      And she was ashamed of being a weirdo. She just wanted to be normal

  • @Da_Sturgeon
    @Da_Sturgeon 3 дні тому +3

    Promoting unhealthy stereotypes on both sides of the spectrum. Let’s goooooooooooooo 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @Pheonix_puppets
      @Pheonix_puppets 2 дні тому +4

      Average feminist ngl

    • @Da_Sturgeon
      @Da_Sturgeon 2 дні тому +1

      @@Pheonix_puppets feminism isn’t an inherently bad thing, but when you let it evolve for too long, it just becomes dunking on men as a whole

  • @jamescollins6347
    @jamescollins6347 18 днів тому +7

    So 50 shades of grey and every other book written by women in the same genre doesn’t do the same exact thing? Stop being sexist and grow tf up.

    • @ArtyScales-ji6sp
      @ArtyScales-ji6sp 17 днів тому +1

      cry harder 🤣

    • @uu-kq6mn
      @uu-kq6mn 16 днів тому

      ​@@ArtyScales-ji6spWhy harder. Sounds it a bit creepy. Is this kink for you. Why do want to see them cry harder what's the turn on?

    • @ok_listen
      @ok_listen День тому

      Agree, stupid video lol.

  • @nicknackpaddywacks
    @nicknackpaddywacks Рік тому +2225

    I once read a reader insert fanfic where the author described boobs as, "globes of flesh" and "pink areolas". That was a wild ride 💀
    EDIT: Oh shit, I just remembered one last term in that particular fic. The author referred to vagina as "cunny". I really wish that bit had stayed forgotten.

    • @FarrahKeks
      @FarrahKeks Рік тому +200

      I once read a FNaF smut fic on Wattpad some years ago and read "He pulled out his 2.5m long member..." And my only thought was: "How does that fit in his pants?" 😂😂

    • @nicknackpaddywacks
      @nicknackpaddywacks Рік тому +142

      @@FarrahKeks LMAOOOO nawww that was an elephant trunk 💀💀💀 whoever wrote that fic must have been horny AF 😂

    • @TheGayestAspen
      @TheGayestAspen Рік тому +102

      Fanfic writers using 30 different terms for a male appendage:

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Рік тому +50

      Pink areolas is the most normal thing I've read here tbh. That's a weird thing to bring up but neither unrealistic nor oddly worded

    • @nicknackpaddywacks
      @nicknackpaddywacks Рік тому +33

      @@solus8685 It was moreso the fact that the author just assumed that the reader has pale skin tbh. Like they could have just said 'nipples' but with that additional description to it, it read more like the author was projecting rather than just writing a neutral reader insert fanfic.

  • @MasterofGames-xw5br
    @MasterofGames-xw5br 11 місяців тому +551

    I almost choked once because I was reading a fanfic that seemed perfectly normal.
    *And then the female walked in.*

  • @Zombie_Trooper
    @Zombie_Trooper 17 днів тому +4

    Funny, because there's literally a whole genre of fiction called Harlequin Romance designed to objectify the male form, but whatever....

  • @bubblesawesome3284
    @bubblesawesome3284 2 місяці тому +32

    I mean woman aren’t any better!!! We both do this shit

    • @randomhuman3085
      @randomhuman3085 2 місяці тому +4

      You don't have to lie lmao. This sounds like it was taken out of one of those werewolf vampire sex novels(written by women lol). Majority of men in literature don't use that much detail and the ones that do don't do it to sexually describe a women lmao.

    • @bubblesawesome3284
      @bubblesawesome3284 2 місяці тому +11

      @@randomhuman3085 i’m not lying like I read those types of books and the way men are described it’s pretty much the same thing like it’s always a tall man who has rippling abs. And has a face of a Greek god. Trust me we do the same thing I literally read it. That’s why it’s catered towards the female fantasy and the other is male fantasy it’s pretty much the same thing.

  • @pastor_pug
    @pastor_pug Рік тому +943

    As a man looking back on it. I can't remember a book written by a man with a girl that didn't have their personality absorbed by there milkers. (Except Terry Pratchett, RIP best writer to ever put pen to paper)

    • @denagabbitas5127
      @denagabbitas5127 Рік тому +18

      Rip my dad red me those books the Tiffany achings first since I was 6 lol rip best authet

    • @InkFiCTi
      @InkFiCTi Рік тому +52

      Ya literally the only one I have read that didn't do this was middle grade and it was percy jackson soooo... that tells you something

    • @ihavenoidea2805
      @ihavenoidea2805 Рік тому +30

      ​@@InkFiCTi the percy jackson author is great💕

    • @possiblyhumanbeing4496
      @possiblyhumanbeing4496 Рік тому +13

      Yeah Terry Pratchett was an amazing author.

    • @gnyng88
      @gnyng88 Рік тому +20

      Milan Kundera writes great women, Hermann Hesse has just a few but most are intelligent strong women, same with Oscar Wilde... I don't think Edgar Allan Poe has any lascivious description of any of his women... Also I can think of a few Hispanic authors with good women, Luis Spota, Torcuato Luca de Tena, Mario Benedetti...
      That's just from the top of my mind

  • @MissMatched
    @MissMatched 8 місяців тому +885

    Female authors be doing the same thing I cannot escape the horniness with either of them ill just hide in my juvenile fiction corner where it’s safe

    • @Pea_Pod_
      @Pea_Pod_ 4 місяці тому +57

      Unless the author makes the female like the man and the man like a cinnamon roll

    • @efflorescentcrystal
      @efflorescentcrystal 2 місяці тому +69

      This comment and the reply literally describes majority of the booktok book recommendations and their "dArK rOmAnCe" books like 💀
      Edit: grammar

    • @CentristGirl
      @CentristGirl 2 місяці тому

      Fr!

    • @xilj4002
      @xilj4002 Місяць тому

      ​@@efflorescentcrystal Dark romance is a touch horror and a touch kink, with some gothic inspiration, it is what it is, but are we just ignoring someone compared horny writing to "heavily breasted boobily as her ovaries overwrote her feeble female mind"?

    • @djokealtena2538
      @djokealtena2538 Місяць тому +22

      I'll stick to Tolkien...

  • @Shinzoka_Yamada-Aizawa
    @Shinzoka_Yamada-Aizawa 5 днів тому +3

    I’m offended because I’m a male writer but write NOTHING like that.

  • @exz1tar
    @exz1tar Місяць тому +7

    Thank god i live in a country where we dont have rainbow colors for hair

  • @Cat_themed_wedding
    @Cat_themed_wedding Рік тому +278

    "Woman weak, man strong" i legitimately laughed to tears 💀

  • @AisaWilliam
    @AisaWilliam Рік тому +582

    “‘Welcome back Mr. Quail,’ she fluttered, her melon shaped breasts bobbing with agitation.” - Philip K. Dick

    • @user-bj7em4fv1p
      @user-bj7em4fv1p Рік тому +57

      Is this a real passage???

    • @IGotNoJam
      @IGotNoJam Рік тому +55

      Bruh what 😂 this can't be real.. Please tell me it's not real 😮

    • @Alleyoop1-7Fanfiction
      @Alleyoop1-7Fanfiction Рік тому +78

      Ah yes, my breasts also bob as soon as I am agitated. 😂😂😂 this can’t be real, omg, please.

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Рік тому +28

      I am imagining them shaped like a futuro melon: long, pointy, and with ridges, sticking straight out like a low-poly model.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 Рік тому

      Boobs defy gravity once again

  • @TeaCupToast
    @TeaCupToast 6 днів тому +2

    I won’t say anything about female authors writing men to be 6’6, muscular and ripped, blue eyes and blonde hair, obsessed, trillionaires and fucking mafia bosses that just randomly kidnap a girl

  • @finnmckenzie8529
    @finnmckenzie8529 Рік тому +939

    These comments are why I hate UA-cam shorts “well actually men are very cool and awesome” like it’s a joke

    • @Elmo2639
      @Elmo2639 Рік тому +241

      I just find it funny that men will diss women and say it's a joke, but when a woman makes a joke about a man, it's the end of the world💀

    • @mochi_moon
      @mochi_moon Рік тому +135

      @@Elmo2639 Most men on the internet are very hypocritical

    • @ponykazy3725
      @ponykazy3725 Рік тому +41

      Honestly, I find UA-cam as a whole more "conservative/anti-SJW" compared to TicTok. Perhaps TT knows how to orginize communities better than YT, or TT has a younger userbase.

    • @tylociraptor8131
      @tylociraptor8131 Рік тому +11

      People are tired of misandry being paraded as a joke....

    • @notpartofyourcult281
      @notpartofyourcult281 Рік тому +96

      ​@@tylociraptor8131 how was it misandry? The way I understood it, it's just that *_some_* male authors can't write a woman correctly to save their lives.

  • @seanionan7275
    @seanionan7275 Рік тому +1353

    All the people who are mad about this fail to see the issue. If you're saying that women write sexualised men too, they usually bring up romance, which is FOCUSED on romance and sexuality. This is a FANTASY book, and while fantasy certainly can have romance or sexual elements, the fact that this is a common theme is unsettling. And yes, women can write sexual stuff in fantasy too, but it's not nearly as common or prevalent. If you fail to see this issue, or just wanna put your fingers in your ears and scream, then I don't want to engage with you.

    • @carolineholland5841
      @carolineholland5841 Рік тому +198

      Yes, but can we also talk about how when women write in a way that caters to the Female Gaze, the fictional men they write are given so much more dignity and agency than male authors sometimes give female characters, even when the male characters written by women are sexualized or romanticized. A good example of this is the way men are written in Shoujo manga.
      Yes, women are absolutely capable of writing men badly as well, but when we look at the Female Gaze vs. the Male Gaze on the whole, the Female Gaze generally speaking does so much better at treating the male love interest as a human being and not just an object of desire.
      And honestly, when women write men as just a hunky piece of meat without an interesting personality, that is just as much a turn off as female characters who do everything boobily.

    • @seanionan7275
      @seanionan7275 Рік тому +84

      @@carolineholland5841 YES thank you! I completely forgot to elaborate on that so I'm glad you brought it up! I think a great example of what you're saying is the live action George of the Jungle, George is written for the female gaze and is obviously made to look "sexy and dreamy" but he's complex and honorable too. Thanks for bringing this point up friend, hope you have a lovely day!

    • @pupip55
      @pupip55 Рік тому +17

      ​@@carolineholland5841 I think that because men and woman tend to have different values they find attractive. Don't think one is worse then the other in most case, sure men are definitely less subtle about it and noticeably more direct about it.
      50 shade of grey write christen grey as dominant rich top, and for a lot of men that a huge insecurity. I am submissive bottom, I'm not hugely insecure about it but its still something I struggle with.

    • @Rayos_Catodicos
      @Rayos_Catodicos Рік тому +21

      I'm sure you're right and that this might be a problem in writing, but the overall opinion of this comment section is that man can't write, which is just not true. There's plenty of great female characters with agency, and not sexualized in the slightest, written by man.
      And as I said, for sure over sexualization is a problem, but alienating an entire gender for the sins of some is not a great way to set discourse.

    • @notwanted6695
      @notwanted6695 Рік тому +1

      ​@@carolineholland5841i gotta disagree? Dignity the only reason theg are given a sense of dignity is because a lot of women like to fantasize about strong men. Thata why the most popular reads havd to do with vampires or werewolves. Sure they have dignity but they have no personality besides the stereotypical "I am here to protect you" or they are a complete blubbering mess. The pengelem swings both ways