WITCHER: BLOOD ORIGIN | 2022 Saved the WORST For Last
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- Опубліковано 4 січ 2023
- This show is what no respect, no effort and no talent gets you. Henry Cavill probably had the right idea when he bailed on this franchise.
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-Willow was a disaster.
-Rings of Power was a massive disaster.
-Blood Origin was a catastrophic disaster.
High as fuck Fantasy
I'd have reversed the order on the last two.
I'd say Rings of Power was more of a disaster due to how much money was lost making it.
and what that 3 have in commons?
@@MitsurugiYuuhi
1)New streaming shows that didnt respect source material they didnt create themselves
2)high fantasy theme
3)they were all disasters
@@budgiecat9039 precisely, and may i add all three too focused in diversity even on a society that is homogenous. i mean The WItcher setting is in Poland, and that is not America, there is no reason Poland would have that many diverse people. especially in that time period.
So the lesson from Blood Origin, Rings of Power, and Willow is if your not going to respect the source material don’t bother making a prequel/sequel in the first place
But at least the other two don't have a budget at half billion
I remember a time in which the first requirement for Writers and Directors was to know and love the source material...
Now it seems the producer deliberately try to select people who hate it...
I'm not familiar with games, books, etc.
All I want is a good story good writing and good actors. It's almost impossible nowadays.
The problem is that probably all the writers behind those shitshows are Woke Academy graduates.
I thought that was the lesson from TLJ, but they just keep doing it anyway?
I'm sorry for you, but thank you for watching this horror so I can stay sane
I agree. This man is the hero we dont deserve.
I remember you saying Batwoman was the worst thing you had seen. Looks like they wanted to prove you wrong.
and pretty soon, Gotham Knights 😂
At least Origins is short and didn't have 2 Unnecessary/Unwanted Seasons
I bet more worst things to come.
@Storm Ryder, notice how this time Thorias did not say "Its the worst thing he has seen"? Does not want to encourage them.
Haha no kidding.
Challenge...accepted.
Jesus, being able to stomach only ONE episode a day? A weaker man would have quit after the first.
I had to watch the trailer in parts because I couldn´t stop laughing like fu*king Arthur Fleck.
In Willow, loved how they spent an entire episode trying to get into a room with a locked black huge wooden door. Then when they finally get the door open the camera slowly starts to look inside, then stops and everyone is standing outside. No one says what it in the room, why they wanted to get in there. -_- Hahahahaha.
Basically, batwhaman is the inspiration for every upcoming fantasy / superhero tv show.
Moral of the story.
Turn off the tv, play video games, read normal books, manga and french bande dessines
play *normal video games. As if most big gaming companies werent all woke either these days. Corporate greed is just also more visible and rampant. And hating their players just as much as these show writers.
The Conjunction of Spheres is a major event in the Witcher universe. They womp-womped it so badly here.
Said it before, I'll say it again: increasingly, I think a lot of these activist "creators" are realizing the days of companies giving unending money and freedom are almost over, and they're using the last bits of those powers to recklessly spite either the fans or their bosses bank accounts. Honestly, stuff like Blood Origin, it sounds like they're not even putting in a token effort anymore.
i disagree. I think they can do stuff like firing Mr Cavill then accusing him (without anyone coming forward nor any police reports filed) of sexism and harassment and misogyny BECAUSE they are so self assured that the good times for them will never end. With stuff like Blood Origin and She Hulk, these people are PROUD of themselves and have full media and internet support as they change everything of the origins to INTENTIONALLY "troll" haters. "owning" haters and incels is even MORE important to them than if the project succeeds, since they know they're not going to get fired or anything bad will happen to them.
I'm sure it'll comfort them when they are working at Starbucks or sucking off the homeless for spare change
It seems the case, it so better be!
Not only that, it's likely that these activists are more than willing to take everyone down with them, including the corporations they work under.
@@tunebeat3809 wouldn't expect less from a bunch of socialists
“ Unlikely band of a$$holes!” Dude your reviews are the best 👍
What I learnt from 2022:
Talent is no longer needed. What matters... is to push "The Message". It's no longer about hiring talented people with a great vision and who are also FANS of said source material ready to ENTERTAIN you. If you tick those precious political boxes, there you go. You get Blood Origin, Willow and Rings of Power.
And we thought we couldn't possibly get shows worse than Batwoman. How wrong I was...
If you notice; none of these IPs are original; they're just taking/hujacking preestablished IPs and railroading through them in their own image; so there's no passion for said work since they never created it to begin with.
Am I the only one who has The Critical Drinker's voice in my head while reading "THE MESSAGE"?😁
@@budgiecat9039 Yup. I sure did. And they surely love pulling the victim card when backlash inevitably arrives in full force.
I mean have you seen what the writers for The Witcher said about Henry Cavill ? Stuff like how he was "red-pilled" , made the work environment difficult "for women" , was obsessed with video games and even used video game "bro language" ? Hilarious stuff.
@@Rogu75 Yeah its pretty crazy lol
No, no, no... It's not 'The Message'. It's...
*THE MESSAGE!!!*
Everyday I feel more and more grateful that I don't even think of watching these kinds of shows.
The cut from 6 to 4 (mostly for budgetary reasons) was put forward about a week before production wrapped, and then confirmed while it was in post.
They shot one or two revised scenes for the last episode with Lenny Henry and the Empress lady and the rest is what they'd already done.
so they don't even have the slightest excuse
@@reginaphalange9417 Nope. They ran out of money and just bodged it together to put it out. That's why most of the CGI, comping, greenscreen and added scenery suck so bad. It was done as cheaply and quickly as possible.
They got a chance to show what they could do on their own without anyone back seating them and what that amounted to was wasting multi millions of dollars of Netflix's money to make their fanfic with a franchise sticker slapped on it.
I worry about Thorias sometimes. The degree to which he harms himself by watching these awful shows to chronicle their failures is almost worthy of candidacy for sainthood.
Dude, that review had a lotta punch. It was a thing of aural beauty. I'm still howling with laughter. Happy (tardy) New Year! We all hope this next year isn't as bad as it looks like it's going to be.
I'm daydreaming of what might have been if a competent team that respected the lore had decided to do a genuine Witcher prequel about the Conjunction of the Spheres and/or Bloody Falka. Same as if a competent team that respected the lore had made The Silmarillion.
Oh god yes.. the back story of the Conjunction of the Spheres, humans being tossed into an alien world along with a lot of VERY nasty monsters that kept wanting to turn them into breakfast, desperately surviving even with help from the Elves to learn magic, and finally pouring all of their knowledge in combat, magic and alchemy to create Witchers to finally be able to handle said monsters...even if it was made to a mediocre quality I would still watch something with THAT kind of epic story. Not this half-assed Blood Origin bullshit they shat out.
Falka would be just misendurstood freedom fighter and not bloodhirsty maniac as was stated in books
@@Keram-io8hv my understanding is that some do consider her a freedom fire.
@@r_r_rye2441 She led massive and bloody peasant rebellion because they refused to make her heir to the throne
And of course commited so many atrocities that even Netflix Nilfgaard would be good guys
Michelle Yeoh is an amazing actress, but she needs to terminate her agent with extreme prejudice .
Using the explosive short range power of Wing Chun 1 inch punch to the sternum.
You are not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
Just goes to just hoe much henry influence the direction before hid departure, it light anf day
“Flesh its characters out”
When the hell did that happen in Willow?!
I hope you do a full Willow review. I dropped off after episode 4. I’ve gotten more entertainment out of people reviewing that dumpster fire than actually wasting time watching Willow. Best to wash it out of my brain and forget it happened.
Wow you made it that far? I dropped after the first 20 mins lol
@@budgiecat9039 I gave it a fair shake but my common sense couldn’t take it any more and I bailed out.
@@MrRobot1984 I hope there wasn't any permanent damage 🤣
It was pretty bad to start, but when they killed off Silas i was like well i'm good. They killed off one of the chars i actually liked and that was a scale tipped way to far.
Same. I never watched most of the shows in 2022, yet I watched multiple reviews of each.
Once again, I appreciate your sacrifice in saving several hours of my life!!!
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People who HATE can never make something good. If they HATE the source material so much, THEN DON"T TOUCH IT! Nothing comes from hate. Only people who love the source material or at least respect it can make good shows!
Nah. The Starship Troopers movie was awesome. You can get some great millage out of a spoof. But first you NEED to be aware you are making a spoof. Trying to make a genuine adaptation and throwing spoof energy into it, is just crap.
They are not destroying the original materials, we are loving and appreciating them more than ever
Precise analysis. Nothing to add 👍
What a massive disappointment these year‘s fantasy shows have been
Thank you for your sacrifice sir
You have my condolences and my admiration for all that you have had to suffer and still survive. You have my prayers for the protection of your humanity and sanity.
Really makes you wonder how many good scripts get turned away in favor of "modern" ones. Or if we'll ever get a good quality movie or show again.
This is my fav review of yours yet. I appreciated every moment of it. Thank you for the pain endured watching this dumpster fire.
I remember you saying in one of your videos you havent watched Lucifer on Netflix. I would recommend it actually. I enjoyed the show through all 6 seasons and Tom Ellis is the man. I hope it will help you regain some sanity after the putrid shows you had to endure in 2022
Thorias has gone through a painful, experimental process of enduring horrors and blight - tv and movies that should have remained caged in hell. But he has come out the other side ... different. Stronger. A mystery to mortal men. And now he can face the monsters the rest of us fear.
Thorias: "Thank God 2022 is over"
2023: "Hold my beer!"
Once again, Thorias takes another one straight into the nuts for the team, so we don’t have to. I find myself taking a huge deep breath after these Tirade/reviews, knowing that he has saved so many people so many times, watching all this crap. I thought it couldn’t get any worse than Bat-woman…. I was wrong.
Thank you sir, you are Legend.
Man, i see Some CW shows with more respect for themself
You are my go-to for h8 watching stuff, I won't watch it but appreciate you doing it for me 🥰
Great review. Keep them coming.
At this point you're one of the ONLY film/show reviewers I trust! You keep it 💯 and keep me laughing! Thank you Thorias! 🙏🏽
Hahaha ok the drop a coin, drop a deuce line got me 😂😂😂
It's a sh*tshow after another
Flash
Supergirl
Batwoman
Wanda-vision
She Hulk
Miss Marvel
Rings of Power
Cowboy Bebop
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Willow
The Witcher without Henry Cavil
The Witcher Blood Origin
and the list goes on...
Looking forward to your Willow review
the beginning of episode 5: Geralt wakes and mutters 'damn that was a horrible nightmare, all about crazy women and psycho dwarves... Now what's on the dance card today... Drowners!'
Happy New Year and all that jazz and thank you for your service, watchin this crap so we don't have to... :P
Notice every time they introduce an elder its always a black woman? Here, the first Witcher is a black female elf and in Doctor Who, the very first was a black girl. It would be like someone taking Buffy and retconning that the First Slayer was actually a white man and not a black woman.
The Message.
He left out the fact that the Lark is the ancestor of Ciri
@@dermagnus8482No, it's THE MESSAGE!!
Dude. Please do Willow next. The whole season.
lol, do you want Thorias to go insane?
Wahoo!! Almost at 50k. Let’s gooo!!
Happy new year’s to you sir 😎😎
Great review for a crap show.
Great to see you back. Keep up the great work.
Remember the good ol' days when Supergirl was the worst thing on the telly?
The pain is real.
Thank you for your service.
I don't know what you mean, this is the best Cosmic Horror ever invented, it's so absolutely disgusting and horrifying that it scarred me down to my Archetypal Spirit. Now I know what Hypnos felt when he viewed the Outer Gods.
Oh wow there's actually a line saying it'll piss Geralt off? Oof. They must have been so proud of themselves
Happy new year to you as well.
I am sorry you (had to) watch(ed) this show. Absolutely sad what is produced these days.
Thank you so much I was going to continue my subscription for Netflix just to watch this
Canning it forever and call it a day - I completely agree this is what Netflix should have done to this abomination.
Even more so than other abysmal endeavors of 2022, this one was an actual offense to human sentience.
thanks for the review
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New sub!
For your comment about not knowing the lore of the Witcher before watching Blood Origins, it can be summed up very easily.
The things they got right: There is a world that does not have humans in it, instead elves are the primary dominant race, and then there's a Conjunction of the Spheres.
They utterly fucked up EVERYTHING ELSE! EVERY. SINGLE. THING.
The year of the Conjunction (1500 years before the main Witcher story/games, not 1200), who created the first Witchers (humans, not elves, several centuries after humans showed up), why they were created (so that humans could actually start properly surviving against the very nasty monsters that also showed up during the Conjunction as standard mages and soldiers couldn't handle that kind of endless tracking and combat), Dwarves being an actual completely separate species WITHOUT pointy ears instead of simply shorter Elves...they got it ALL WRONG.
Willow's beginning sounds like Terminator Dark Fate where John Connor gets killed.....
I'll never forget when i left the theater after seeing the last jedi.
I was angry, i felt numb with hate, betrayed.
So i went and talked to oneof the employees at the theater and we discussed just how awful that movie was for 30 minutes.
I had to get it out of my system or i would have smashed something
Felt nothing after I watched it and the more I thought about the more I hated it.
Michele Yeoh tried her best (as she always does), but some scripts are impossible to redeem...and this is one of them. I bet she made them pay her in advance.
Willow is my Bassett hounds name. She so cute w her big ears....lol. 🐶
😂 "Do American producers think all UK accents sound the same?" 🤣
My brother who said "Rings of Power" is not that bad, gave up after 7 minutes of "Blood origins"
Did you like how the princess gathered all the warmongers from all sides together to kill all the people who were literally signing peace treaties (including her own family) so that she could bring about peace (some how the other kingdoms are all like the necromongers from riddick “you keep what you kill” and just hand over their entire kingdoms to the murderer of their kings) and what SURPRISED when the warmongers didn’t want peace…..
Boy that second grade writing level sure looked stunning behind tens of millions of dollars
How I was waiting for your Willow review.
Savage review! Loved it 👍
OMG, snorting and laughing. The song is, "Toss a coin to your Witcher." I agree with your analysis of the show. It's a string of random contrivances barely held together by irrelevant and uninformative exposition.
Thanks Thorias, all, Happy New Year
Didn't Warwick Davis say he based his "performance" on Mark Hamill from TLJ? He probably realised they'd destroyed his character so just said "Fuck it!"
Willow movie always felt like medieval high fantasy Star Wars in a way anyway.
Willow = Luke ; destined unlikely hero
the sorceress = Obi Wan
Madmartegen = Han Solo
Dude with the skull mask (forget his name) = Darth Vader
the little girl/baby = Princess Leia
etc you get the idea
So of course Disney now with Willo series in current times wanted to ape off TLJ. Why? because theyre retarded lol
Happy New Year!
It could be worse... With all the 4th wall breaking, SheHulk just might have shown up in this series!
To waste Michelle Yeoh is the biggest sin they committed. Also Cavil
One script to rule them all, One script defines them, One script to cringe them all, And in the Wokeness bind them. In the land of Di$ney where the shadows lie.
Dude, I generally give no fuck about youtubers that spend the (nearly) entire video filming themselves seaking. But you managed to sound like you did some serious work, ans in the end you managed to catch my attention totally to the point which I'm gonna have a go at your channel see if I can find other interesting things.
Here's hoping for Hollywood will go back to the early years of film making for 2023
5:59 You know the answer to that question! 🤦
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Just love the way you talk about the show's
wait until you realize that this is not even how the Witcher was created spelled out in the novels multiple times. So the Writer changed the lore that really served no purpose at all.
"its so bad! its so bad! it's messed up! horrible job!"
5 mins in before you give a reason
They made willow talk shit about himself and put himself down and basically saying him saving everyone from the movie was all luck. No he used his brain and a trick he perfected and out smarted his opponent.
The thing I find amusing about the finale is -spoilers-
the show goes “I hope you weren’t too invested in all that political intrigue and logistics we put forth in episode 1 and 2” because the last episode ends with the characters killing the bad guys and leaving to go back to living in the middle of no where. So we’re just expected to believe the empire runs itself now. It just feels very shallow. And of course, this story is supposed to inspire the elves to rebel against the humans and give them hope, when really the humans are barely in the story and the situation is a result of the elves’ short sightedness and greed. The humans and monsters had nothing to do with the conjunction of spheres.
Perhaps Netflix can 'excel': get Uwe Boll to do a Bloodrayne TV series 'starring' Ben Kingsley as 'angry wooden statue vampire lord' (reprising his role in the original film)
Batwoman: first time?
We appreciate the sacrifice of your sanity.
Happy New Year 🖖🏼
That man arm on the poster has the Batman symbol on it 😮😮
Ty now I am untainted with my love of the willow movie.. ty ty ty so much
when you say, that maybe these producers hear every UK accent the same, I think you're onto something there.
Blood origins said hold my Keg.
The biggest insult Willow, Blood Origin and Rings of Power made to thr fantasy genre is that they all look exactly the same, which is ironic considering the push for diversity, and nowhere is that more apparent than with the Elves.
Elves are supposed to be these ancient, wise and almost aetherial beings but in all 3 of these shows they're basically just humans with pointed ears.
And that's really the vibe all 3 shows give. Generic.
One look at the cast and I know these "writers" have never been to Poland.
I am so glad you did not mention the words woke. It's refreshing and feels like the most honest review I've heard in along time
Shows like these make me miss Batwoman.
Looks like a Uwe Boll film.
Thorias sums it up in a nutshell; 7:50
New DLC for Witcher 3!
Geralt finds a portal in a cave, and it brings him to this world. Now he take all of his skills, and see how long it takes him to kill every single person?!
AY UP THORIAS
Movies and shows for the most part don't go out of their way to denigrate women to the extent they're doing to men for the past few years.
Somebody really wanted to out do Rings of Power in terms of shittiness (Willow is also in competition).
Its amazing that in terms of high fantasy adaptations, a 2 minute Brazilian made car commercial using a live action adaptation of the Dungeons & Dragons 80's cartoon as a vehicle for said commercial had more heart and respect for the source material than any of these three shows lol
Because a dwarf woman and deaf lady can both be warriors, right? Just the shows trailer pic was all I needed to see.
They have to outw0ke all the generic strong female characters who beat men 2X her size. They have a dwarf strong female character who beats men 6X her size.