The Witcher Blood Origin Episode Review
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- Опубліковано 29 гру 2022
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Thank god Cavil got out of there when he had the chance
Rather why he got out in the first place, these people dont give a shit at all
The lies about him are so pitiful at this point. Their own petty vindictiveness just speaks to his integrity that much more now.
Smart captains live to ride another Ship ⚓
@@Beregond1861 they keep making it too obvious, for anyone with half a brain.
Problem is, the wokies are making a sub race of genderless goblins. To be their idiotic minion's. 💩🥴🤪😬😵🦆🦆
@@RobinT.H-D.E.S Please never forget that it is not their genetics, but their own complacent choices which effect their bodies, regardless of their genetics or their ignorance about biology in general. The ideology is the problem, not their bodies. It is their mind's irrational conclusion that is the problem here, not the way they were born. Yes, those who are in authority and have deceived the masses are at fault as well of course, but that does NOT excuse our own intentional complacency as a people.
"PS2-graphic Beast Pet" honestly sounds like the best part of this horrid-sounding show. Thank you for suffering through this so that we don't have to.
I was about to comment on the 'PS2-graphic beast' part - and I couldn't agree more
Your retelling of this episode is legitimately better than the bit of the episode I could sit through.
Ikr
The voices, the jumping thru the episode, this was the best synopsis of anything I have ever heard. As a Californian in exile, I especially appreciate the ample “like’s” littered throughout the video. Excellent work Melonie, I will be back for more. The best!
Mel's sarcastic ad-libbed voice acting is hilarious
If Az managed to survive several seasons of Bat Woman, you can do all of Blood Origin, Melonie. We believe in you!
Keep reviewing episodes. This is better than tuning into the show.
Yes. Nobody should be watching this train wreck. Stop rewarding them for destroying IPs, so they will stop destroying IPs.
Agreed
No, I think noone should give Netflix any more view-numbers. They don't care if it's hatewatched pr not, as long as people watch. Instead sail the high seas if you need to be a masochist, but don't throw even a bone to Netflix.
@@neosildrake I agree 100%.
@@neosildrake You do need to realize that reviews like this will (RIGHTFULLY) sway people away from the series. Absolutely disgusting what Netflix and the their writer did to this beautiful show. They simply turned it into a "politically correct" mess.
Melonies reviews are the best. The voices/impressions are so much better than the show itself. 🤣
Omg Yesss 🤣🤣🤣
She sounds bored..like even she realized she's saying stupid shit.
the voices crack me up each time
I imagine this was little girl Melonie voicing her dolls.
Not that I disagree, but you need to think of a better compliment than "so much better than the show itself", when the show is the bottom of the bottom. Melonie is fun, intelligent, forthright and damn cute.
Your narration is top notch, far superior and actually more entertaining than the whole show. One episode and I was done. I've read all books and played all games multiple times. As a fan I even mostly enjoyed the first season and then... the rest happened. Happy New Year!
Is this part of the series even reflecting any plot from the books? Genuinely curious if this is just something the writers decided to do themselves
@@Ababa3256 The entire series from the S2E2 is basically just a bad fanfiction. This is by far the worst it could get... Everything that happened in the lore, in this happened differently or didn't at all. The lore characters and the plot elements weren't depicted like this. I don't mind changes to a story, until it literally changes the characters themselves and tries to fuck with the entire lore. At this point just create your own shit. If it's actually any good, people will love it. But creating something own and new is hard. If the people in charge at least cared and treated something they didn't create with respect, it would be win for everybody. Sorry for the rant. Happy New Year!
@@FC-ho9hw Thank you for explaining! Happy new year!
you should do these "role acting" things for the characters all the time, its hilarious
"And so then an archer shoots her sister and she is like "Oh, heck!"" :DDD You are awesome and this retelling was just absolutely entertaining. I wouldn't mind rest of the series in this style.
"We're a gonna tell a story that Sapkowski wouldn't write"! I've heard that before!
The pain. The absolute pain.
Oh Hey Melonie. It's great to see that you're doing well and that you're back at it. I'm excited to watch this video.💛
@thawne7993 i was too rough and broke her back
She almost died from not drinking enough water.
She should watch Casual Geographic, he always says to drink water. :)
@thawne7993 Casual Geographic? Of course not. The guy gets millions of views on his videos, he doesn't need to advertise with sock accounts.
@thawne7993 Just some guy who watches YT.
@thawne7993 Well, yeah. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm an amateur writer. I can imagine being hired to write for something like the Witcher. Not my favorite thing ever, but I have bills to pay. (I actually did really like Season 1 of the show though.) However, if I took the job, first thing I would do is sit down and read the stories and watch the games being played. I'd also read a good bit of the fan commentary to see what they liked, felt was important, didn't like, etc. Only then would I start to write and try to write in a way that would please the fans. That's respect for the fans. If I screwed up anyway, I'd be able to say honestly, "I thought you would like it because of this and this." I think the fans would be patient under those circumstances and we could always get better as ST: TNG did after the first season.
"god-mode hack" 😂😂😂
I hope you keep plowing through the series for us. This review was very entertaining. 💚👍🏿
Isn't it funny how the discussions/ reviews about this series are probably more engaging and entertaining than the show itself? It goes to show what the state of modern media has turned into. All in all, I feel sorry for Witcher fans. This must be painful.
Mel, your narration is top tier; I could imagine Mini Driver recalling the tale exactly like that.
I’ve been hoping for something as bad as ROP for the epic reviews. Sounds like Netflix has delivered. And your review and the voice over work is awesome for this. Freakin hilarious.
I want the whole episode narrated by Melonie in those silly voices 🤣
Silly or legit authentic? It's a grey area with woke garbage content lol
Congrats on 100k Subs Melonie. I love the commentary 😂. "Somebody you''d run in to at Walmart"🤣. We need more reviews like this😂. Love the PS hoody. Great video. You look good Melonie. I hope you have a fun day. Take care Melonie. 💛💛💛
I'm lacking words for this show... I'm a Polish person, not that it means much, but watching one of our greatest cultural exports get butchered over and over again kinda hurts my soul.
No matter how used I got to watching terrible media, seeing The Witcher get disrespected will always bother me.
You should do this exact same thing but with action figures. This was great lol
This is the best reading of a modern day work of art I've seen yet.
Honestly I’m actually impressed that Mel never fails to recount even the dullest TV series in such a way that it’s entertaining
Why would I watch this, when instead, I can have Mel recount the episode in the cutest battle traumatized manner possible. Saving me precious moments of my life.
I hope you have a good therapist, darlin, because if you keep reviewing this show, you’re gonna need ‘em!
That was adorable, though! I think you found a new format.
“He doesn’t look like an elf at all. He just looks like someone you’d run into at Walmart.” Lolll
5:47 I just can't with the elf of wall street 🤣🤣
BAAAAH 🤣
Glad to see you're safe and doing well
Congrats with 100k and Happy New Year!
congrats on 100K you deserve it!!
I'm gonna need episode 2 on my desk by Monday.
Working on it 🤣
"It can't be worse than Rings of Power right?"
Blood Origins..."Hold my beer."
For what its worth Melonie, thank you so much for doing what you do, in spite of all the crap youve had to quit up with lately.
This recap was gold. The enthusiasm. You don't have to torture yourself with these. But if you do I'll watch for your take on it.
Happy Holidays to Melonie and Everyone and may you have a great New Years.
“It can’t be as bad…”
Love that Beneath the Ashes reference!
Congratulations on 100k its well deserved. You have been on of my absolute favorite yputubers since I found you through the quartering. Now it's time for road to 200k
I don't know if it's worse but it's definitely fighting hard for that spot.
I absolutely love hearing your interpretation of their dialogue! 😆
The actress you called out for bad acting in the beginning is Minnie Driver. She has played Lara Croft before :)
I did not realize that was her, I need to repent 🤣
@@MelonieMacGoBoom She was a pretty good Lara, too. I think she did most of the Revisioned episodes.
I don’t want you to be subjected to the rest of the show, but I’d love you to narrate the rest of the episodes just like you did here 😂
4:20 for Melonie's "princess" voice which is pure gold.
Can you please narrate every story like this
I really enjoy these episode roasts. They keep me up to date on shows that I'd like to know about without actually having to sit thru them.
That was a sinking ship and Geralt of Rivia jumped out of it
1:40-1:57 First things that pop into my head as references there are Vision being the improved version of Ultron and the Julian Smith "I'm all y'all in an hour!" video. I was NOT ready for that flowers bit.😂
Give my points for the reference to Doppel.... Dark Lara in TR Underworld thats a good one hahahahah
Top notch review as usual. Have a happy new year! Better days ahead everyone
In love with your summary! So awesome. Don't care in the least for the show itself but, your review and summary? Heckin yeah!
I live for Melonie pronouncing names, and recapping crap episodes. 🤣
The princess's bed chamber looks like she shopped at Ikea and Pottery Barn. Hallway walls have apparently electric like sconces. Only things missing his her flat screen TV, Xbox, and maybe a gaming PC.
Was anyone else bothered by the fact that someone from a medieval time period had a ferrocerium rod to light the fire?
Happy New Year Melonie!
Welcome back Melonie. Congratulations on 100K. Go Boom.
Best UA-cam video idea, can you please do more shows.
The voices overs were hilarious 😂🤣😂 Blood Origins Abridged (Melonie Mac version)
For the love of God review all the episodes. This was hilarious. Your voice overs for great.
Happy New Year from Knoxville!
Oh please do some more commentaries like this. I just love your impressions.
Congratulations on 100k subscribers btw. Of course you were able to slide in a Tomb Raider reference
Ok..love the voices during the reenactment...would have been chef's kiss if you had some action figures as well to demonstrate.
Choosing which is worse between Rangz of Power and The Witcher’s B.O. is like choosing your method of execution
Best review ever! I would rather watch your reviews of this show than watch it myself! Keep them coming! 😂
Congratulations on 100k
A whole episode in under 20 min? with only the dialogue that really matters? do more episodes! Lol
Bwaahahahahahahah, I love your monologues, they always make me laugh my hecking butt off! The Monologue you were doing for the princess and her protector is what made me die of laughter. "I am you but with the flaws removed" is from Tomb Raider Underworld. Lara's doppelganger said that to Lara. I hate modern haircuts on elves, it makes them look like humans instead. The beast does look like it came straight from the PS2, lol. This show is a garbage dump on fire! Rings of Power levels of garbage! Continue to review this show to entertain us with your suffering, lol.
Thank God for anime, as in by Japanese writers and by Japanese studios.
Are you going to the New Years eve thing they have in Dallas? I will probably go, I am mainly going up there to hang out with friends and catch the TCU game.
4:22 reminds me of Dark Helmet playing with his action figures!!! Too funny! 😁 😂 😀 🤣
I'm glad I don't have Netflix anymore. This cliff notes commentary is a preferred version anyways 😂
I just started playing The Witcher 3 a few days ago!! I freaking LOVE IT so far!! It’s a shame that the Witcher name is being dragged through the mud like this.
Sounds like God Of War is next to get this treatment.
Melonie your commentary is spot on. It’s the best I’ve ever heard. I don’t want you to torture yourself, but your commentary is pretty funny.😂
I watched it on Christmas day, it really felt like I was watching Rings of Power and lost interest very quickly. 😂
If you don't willingly accept the challenge of enduring this show for the sake of the public, I will be doomed to experience it first hand. I don't possess the inner fortitude and strength that you have to endure this.
It's important to stay hydrated.
Do more of these. I wanna know what happens next to the emperor guy and the ski on lady.
I GOT YOU, check back tomorrow barring any last minute breaking news drops! :D
'Lenny Henry' tells you everything you need to know about any film or series.
This narration is same tone I voice dolls or little people with my nieces and my daughter when she was young. LOL.
Elf prince got the Louder with Crowder hair cut
Is anyone else getting a Michael Peña (Luis in Ant-Man) vibe from Melonie as she describes the episode?
"...somebody you'd run into at Walmart, at the milk aisle, I don't know..." Brutal! 🤣
When Empowered Female Protagonist killed the badguy with his own lightsaber then looked straight into the camera and said: "I am The Captain now!" I clapped and cried at the same time.
Happy new year Melanie
I wouldn't have asked you that. It would be cruel and unusual punishment if prisoners were forced to watch it. The irony is this is 14th Century-Polish based mythology created by Sapkowski. There's not a Polish actor in it. It looks like East Hollywood.
Those voice overs were perfect lmao.. " I know what the traps are, I seen't it" lol
Thank you 🤣
@@MelonieMacGoBoom 😂 you're welcome, next imma need fight scene re-enactments 🤣. Ill 3d print an axe and swords for you lol.
@1:37 I like how you snuck in a Tomb Raider reference lol
YESSSS! I was waiting for someone to get it 🤣😎
@@MelonieMacGoBoom of course!! Lara and Doppelganger 👯♀️ in the Tomb Raider Underworld Beneath The Ashes DLC, who could forget 🔫 🔫
17:00 That still is hilarious. I, too, am terrified of a sheathed sword 6 inches away from my chin when I have ALL THE ROOM to step back.
Lol @ "Hey, son, you couldn't even control your weiner."
Brilliant summary! Praying you can do a review collab with Jenny Nicholson and/or Kimi Sparkle.
The funny thing is, that lady in the beginning was the best actress in The show. Her name is minnie driver.
No one to latch on to. Compared to the original Witcher series, there were some character easily latched onto like that Bard that sung that catchy song.
That's the best thing to do of course, when you ruin something good, try again with less effort than before.
You keep having new and nice hair styles!
Melonie Mac go story mode. Great narration.
So this is for the ad membership plan for netflix?it looks like it
Your review of bad series makes it pretty funny 😂
Absolutely love your take on the show Melonie. I've watched the whole thing now and I can say it really doesn't get any better. By the end of it, I still don't see how it ties in to The Witcher. Maybe I missed something somewhere.
That elf with the modern haircut looks like he should be in a Rogaine commercial. The elf ears look just awful. Every time in a well lit scene you are just taken out of it. Unlike the show, this review was fantastic!
My favorite part of this show was when i turned off the tv, cancelled my netflix subscription then picked up the books.