Daz Watches How To Know A Girls Into You

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  • @dazgames
    @dazgames  5 років тому +12491

    Okay so 2 things 😂 yes i parted with my daughters mother back in 2017. This is not a bad thing. Just didn’t work out guys so calm down lol. And yes I’ve dated since then.
    2nd I apologise for not mentioning girls love girls and boys love boys. I feel everyone who knows me on this channel knows that i know that 😂. I feel you’re being a little too sensitive but I apologise none the less. I love and support lgbt community. Much love, enjoy the video ❤️

    • @eudximoniiaxxx3648
      @eudximoniiaxxx3648 5 років тому +75

      Hi daz!

    • @faithth0852
      @faithth0852 5 років тому +365

      Thanks for supporting LGBTQ+, my school has a Pride Group and at our session tomorrow I'm sure they will be happy amazing people like you support us.

    • @sage-sj2pf
      @sage-sj2pf 5 років тому +179

      You were right, you really do use emojis alot 😂

    • @tonithy1
      @tonithy1 5 років тому +110

      Didn't realise you were single again!
      I find it really hard dating at the min. I'm the awkward person this lady talks about lol.
      I'm sure you'll find someone nice one day ^_^ you deserve it!
      Hope you're keeping well ^_^ xx

    • @mydadsaplumber
      @mydadsaplumber 5 років тому +27

      Respect

  • @dolciexoxo
    @dolciexoxo 5 років тому +2882

    “PUT IT BACK”
    *_put it in my hair? Thank u_*
    😂😂😂😂

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 5 років тому +17

      Dolcie Xoxo...THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dolciexoxo
      @dolciexoxo 5 років тому +7

      Omg I have never got so many likes before 😂😂😂😂

    • @cherryblossom5493
      @cherryblossom5493 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dolciexoxo
      @dolciexoxo 4 роки тому +1

      I didn’t realise how many likes this got thank u !!!

    • @rachelmclaughlin1491
      @rachelmclaughlin1491 4 роки тому +3

      i loved this line too :D

  • @jessbrodie1464
    @jessbrodie1464 5 років тому +3290

    “Put it back!”
    “I put it in my hair. Thank you!”
    ACTUALLY DEAD 😂😂😂 only in England haha!

  • @nathanielbanjolewis
    @nathanielbanjolewis 4 роки тому +2661

    Daz: I got robbed by an Iranian lady
    Ten minutes later: she tried to hug me Iran

    • @oversteer_9339
      @oversteer_9339 4 роки тому +35

      How does this comment only have 11 likes

    • @jamiestanway4530
      @jamiestanway4530 3 роки тому +7

      Iran is a weird place like that

    • @chernxbyl9140
      @chernxbyl9140 3 роки тому +6

      This comment aged beautifully

    • @SoLuVaBle299
      @SoLuVaBle299 3 роки тому +6

      “I ran so far awaaaayy.” 🎶

    • @chernxbyl9140
      @chernxbyl9140 3 роки тому +9

      @@SoLuVaBle299 idk whether I should feel happy or scared of your pfp

  • @angelinaforonda9530
    @angelinaforonda9530 3 роки тому +1231

    How to kiss a man:
    1. Grab his waist
    2. Put your hands in his pocket
    3. Take his wallet and *run.*

  • @nviannaessap8837
    @nviannaessap8837 5 років тому +3639

    "Ladies and Gentleman, I'm single as fUCK"
    same, daz, same

    • @deusexxx5889
      @deusexxx5889 5 років тому +33

      I am glad there is a club

    • @KJ-qd4ek
      @KJ-qd4ek 5 років тому +25

      *JOINSS SINGLE CLUB*

    • @mareecena6381
      @mareecena6381 5 років тому +47

      I thought he was dating someone?

    • @alicemcmillan5399
      @alicemcmillan5399 5 років тому +37

      I thought you had a wife and daughter??!

    • @aleishamia1998
      @aleishamia1998 5 років тому +20

      I'm A Ginja Ninja i thought that too, it might just be for the jokes
      actually i looked back on a video from 2018 and he said they broke up :(

  • @heilyndias200
    @heilyndias200 5 років тому +1944

    "SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE 500 POUNDS FOR FOOD, WHAT DO YOU EAT!?, GOLD!?" 😂
    *WHEEZE*

    • @Peter-jm4qx
      @Peter-jm4qx 5 років тому +1

      Heilyn Dias or more likely diamond

    • @alaynasolly
      @alaynasolly 5 років тому +21

      She's probably not homeless, she most likely just manipulates guys with money all day

    • @Peter-jm4qx
      @Peter-jm4qx 5 років тому +1

      Alayna Solly yeah most likely

    • @captaingabes1469
      @captaingabes1469 5 років тому +4

      500 pounds is allot of food

    • @blahbleh5671
      @blahbleh5671 5 років тому

      maybe shes just too dumb to understand that 500lbs of food will go bad without refrigeration hahaha stupid BITCH

  • @angellepedraza9338
    @angellepedraza9338 3 роки тому +2596

    I'm gonna get abs from laughing at Daz

  • @kenny3284
    @kenny3284 3 роки тому +188

    Her: gets nervous
    Me: *she hates me, she’s scared imma hurt her, she thinks I’m nuts* “WaNt SoMe WaTeR?”

  • @nalelin6864
    @nalelin6864 5 років тому +891

    PUT IT BACK
    Woman : *_put it on my hair? Thank you_*
    😂😂😂😂Dying inside

  • @unknown__5129
    @unknown__5129 5 років тому +994

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one ever:
    Daz: "LAST WEEK I GOT ROBBED BY AN IRANIAN WOMAN IN A SCARF!"

    • @Twn_Turbo
      @Twn_Turbo 5 років тому +21

      Only in England

    • @hirbod2484
      @hirbod2484 5 років тому +6

      I come from Iran

    • @kuniosaiki
      @kuniosaiki 5 років тому +1

      ubayd gharbi
      Hahaha had me in stitches 😂😂🤣

    • @N1ghtRunner1993
      @N1ghtRunner1993 5 років тому +1

      I've had that almost happen but Iran away .. i'll leave now sorry for my terrible jokes also not trying to be racist just funny >~

    • @RCKY-OHX
      @RCKY-OHX 5 років тому +1

      @ubayd gharbi fr. We have so many in birmingham too. Fuckin thieves they stop u at traffic lights too. It's annoying asf

  • @jademonkey1424
    @jademonkey1424 4 роки тому +212

    Daz: *looks at a girl supposedly choking on her gum*
    Also Daz: "Aw, she likes me 🥰🤣"

  • @justkeila3229
    @justkeila3229 4 роки тому +641

    SIDE RANT:
    I recently got robbed by and Iranian woman in a scarf
    Im weak😂

  • @user-tc4pm9jy1s
    @user-tc4pm9jy1s 5 років тому +1363

    That side rant about the robbery could have been a whole video in itself 😂

    • @valentinakaquatosh
      @valentinakaquatosh 5 років тому +11

      I think Daz owes us some more story time

    • @mahailia3982
      @mahailia3982 5 років тому +28

      It just shows what kind of person he is, because most UA-camrs will make a video saying “ I GOT ROBBED BY A HOMELESS WOMEN!” But no Daz just tells his little story and carry’s on with it

    • @laurentgrisanti2106
      @laurentgrisanti2106 5 років тому +3

      I'd watch it! Should have a "Daz Story" video once in a while XD

  • @crycystal
    @crycystal 5 років тому +1608

    "She is nervous around you..."
    So those that mean I like every single human being?

  • @crimson5163
    @crimson5163 3 роки тому +237

    I Love Daz's Side Rants.
    "I got robbed by an Iranian lady"
    This one had me dead. I actually got light headed from the laughter🤣🤣🤣

    • @fordshojoe8080
      @fordshojoe8080 2 роки тому +4

      Omg me too lol "she cooked me with her looks and her hunger" haha best line

    • @crimson5163
      @crimson5163 2 роки тому +3

      @@fordshojoe8080 he was naturally born funny 😩👌

  • @Nothing6nothing9
    @Nothing6nothing9 4 роки тому +263

    "She is nervous around you"
    Me: Im nervous with presentations, does that mean I like them?

    • @CIRIXUBRO
      @CIRIXUBRO 3 роки тому +3

      Maybe? Cause sometimes you might not feel nervous when your crush isnt in the class

    • @thedevilsangelgaming3324
      @thedevilsangelgaming3324 3 роки тому +2

      I just don't like presenting

    • @Nothing6nothing9
      @Nothing6nothing9 3 роки тому

      @@CIRIXUBRO I still feel nervous lol. I’m in a long distance relationship right now and I get anxious at school, and in public. I plan on going to get diagnosed some time soon.

    • @graperatboi1996
      @graperatboi1996 2 роки тому +1

      One time i had to do a science presentation and i didn't know ANYTHING because nobody told me i had to present. I have extreme social anxiety so i cried in front of my whole class. The teacher gave me an A anyways, but that was still the worst experience ever at that moment. Idk why im telling you this, but it's funny to me now so.. yeah

    • @RyRy-my3ul
      @RyRy-my3ul 2 роки тому

      Yes.

  • @hannahthompson6904
    @hannahthompson6904 5 років тому +3443

    "she's nervous around you" BINCH I'M NERVOUS AROUND EVERYONE

  • @Lucy-rj8ik
    @Lucy-rj8ik 5 років тому +536

    but you already have a relationship
    with low disk space :)

  • @robyna-tm8gc
    @robyna-tm8gc 3 роки тому +50

    "what is she, a labrador?"
    you caught me off guard with that one 😂

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 3 роки тому +15

    Ha! 3:21 “I recently got robbed by an Iranian woman in a scarf.” (starts laughing)

  • @CherokeeRoses
    @CherokeeRoses 5 років тому +724

    THAT STORY ABOUT THE WOMAN ROBBING YOU, I CAN'T 😂😂

    • @mlfarah859
      @mlfarah859 5 років тому +1

      Claire M I can't 😭

    • @bananatana8382
      @bananatana8382 5 років тому +4

      "Oh thank you, thank You

    • @RedAces93
      @RedAces93 5 років тому +4

      Next time he should bring Linda.... 🤔

    • @colinjohn5454
      @colinjohn5454 5 років тому +5

      He should make a sketch on that ... would be funny asf

    • @CherokeeRoses
      @CherokeeRoses 5 років тому

      @@bananatana8382 that part though 😂😂

  • @p.shaver1294
    @p.shaver1294 5 років тому +1054

    “She’s nervous around you.”
    Maybe she has really bad social anxiety like myself.

  • @elizabethyoung8027
    @elizabethyoung8027 3 роки тому +23

    her "you have just earned three brownie points"
    me "can i cash those in?? im hungry"

  • @estellepieterse6334
    @estellepieterse6334 4 роки тому +15

    8:08 “what.. is she a *labrador* ?”
    *WHEEZE*

  • @annims8581
    @annims8581 5 років тому +1690

    I really like the small skits that daz makes when explaining something 😂😂😂

  • @evertpotgieter4853
    @evertpotgieter4853 5 років тому +803

    Daz: I had a lot of tea, caffeine is...
    Coffee: Am I a joke to you?

    • @homeskillet7423
      @homeskillet7423 5 років тому +4

      Did you see him when he had a red bull? He was crazy then crashing and yawning at the end, it was a video game play thru so it was a long one

    • @Peter-jm4qx
      @Peter-jm4qx 5 років тому +6

      Evert Potgieter yes because coffee is a bitch of a drink and tea is glorious and fabulous! If tea and coffee were friends characters coffee would be Richard and tea would be fucking joey!! Sorry I got off on a rant there!

    • @JUJUolliekat_bed4
      @JUJUolliekat_bed4 5 років тому +1

      Evert Potgieter Literally stumbled across this comment while Daz said that..

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 5 років тому

      Evert Potgieter 😂😂

    • @Flaurealis
      @Flaurealis 5 років тому +2

      Evert Potgieter Tea taste a lot better.

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 3 роки тому +18

    Relationship coach: “You do 90% of the work.”
    Daz: “And receive 100% of the mace.”

  • @kitteh1215
    @kitteh1215 4 роки тому +8

    1:36 me to my sims while they're on a date

  • @sentientcereal
    @sentientcereal 5 років тому +1181

    Video: if she's nervous around you, she's into you!
    Me, with anxiety: well hello there, socialization 😉😏

  • @jam5176
    @jam5176 5 років тому +642

    Daz: *watching video
    Low_Disc_space: “Hey...”
    Daz: YEEEEEET

  • @sofiadamianidou6641
    @sofiadamianidou6641 3 роки тому +5

    2:41 I am like that and all my friends never ask for advice cuz of that😂

  • @taylorgarcia51
    @taylorgarcia51 3 роки тому +16

    As a female that gets nervous and tears napkins up when I'm on a date, I suppose my chances of moving to England to woo Daz are officially out of the window

  • @lucycritchett5419
    @lucycritchett5419 5 років тому +1839

    Ok that story of u getting robbed has me SCREAMING 😭😂

    • @roserobedee504
      @roserobedee504 4 роки тому +7

      Lucy Critchett me too!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😊😊😊😊😐😐😑😑ok.

    • @majasitkowska765
      @majasitkowska765 4 роки тому +7

      YES ME TOO

    • @marjoreece
      @marjoreece 3 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah

    • @bensonmade8761
      @bensonmade8761 3 роки тому +2

      Paris Hilton’s colour “can you eat it!?”

    • @Armarnii_GIGI
      @Armarnii_GIGI Рік тому +3

      @@YaksenPushMongo bruh where’s your sense of humour?!

  • @fiiuslair
    @fiiuslair 5 років тому +453

    Everyone:
    Daz:
    Homeless woman: put it on my hair, thank you!👍👍

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 3 роки тому +6

    Daz: *leans in*
    ...”Ya like Jazz?”

  • @chazzy2242
    @chazzy2242 4 роки тому +13

    "HOW'S IT GOING DAZZLERS!"
    Me already crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

  • @liv_xx362
    @liv_xx362 5 років тому +166

    Daz-“DO YOU EAT GOLD!?”
    Woman-“I put it in my hair thankyou!”
    Me- literally dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShaimaElMabsouta
    @ShaimaElMabsouta 5 років тому +520

    “She fooled me with her good looks and hunger”
    🤣

  • @chiaratosti7101
    @chiaratosti7101 2 роки тому +4

    4:22
    Daz is spitting some BARS there

  • @rarahurley2894
    @rarahurley2894 3 роки тому +7

    I literally had to look up what "serviette" was, my goodness, it's a gosh darn napkin!

  • @sunnieflowers2016
    @sunnieflowers2016 5 років тому +968

    The story about the Iranian woman was so funny 😂

    • @VDLwho
      @VDLwho 5 років тому

      😂👌

    • @Mars-md8hb
      @Mars-md8hb 5 років тому +1

      666th like :)

    • @AfsoonPeymani
      @AfsoonPeymani 5 років тому +2

      I'm from iran

    • @AfsoonPeymani
      @AfsoonPeymani 5 років тому

      @35 05 I dont really mind If it was made up cuz it was really funny

  • @alyciaviolet420
    @alyciaviolet420 5 років тому +650

    *glance up glance down* " I was told to wait here" 😂I died

    • @orlanicholls6167
      @orlanicholls6167 5 років тому +4

      i saw this comment before it happened and now that ive seen that part im scREAMING

    • @captain_rex3223
      @captain_rex3223 4 роки тому +3

      I saw this right as it happend the timing is on point😂😂😂😂

    • @idealistic6440
      @idealistic6440 3 роки тому

      SAMEEE

  • @madyisswaggy6834
    @madyisswaggy6834 3 роки тому +8

    Daz: Leans in for kiss
    ......
    ......
    Daz: I was told to wait here....
    THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SAW

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 3 роки тому +5

    How to know I, a female, likes you:
    1.] I will stare at you (you will feel my eyes are the back of your head, fucking trust me).
    2.] My friends will tease the shit out of me any moment you are within a room with me.
    3.] My friends will fucking tell you. I don't want them to, but they fucking will.

  • @CheweyBadge
    @CheweyBadge 5 років тому +749

    Me: Sees a girl
    Girl: *breathes*
    Me: Are we husband and wife now?

    • @sarahbeth4934
      @sarahbeth4934 5 років тому +11

      69 likes.... lmao.. I'll just leave... xD

    • @CheweyBadge
      @CheweyBadge 5 років тому +5

      @@sarahbeth4934 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @CheweyBadge
      @CheweyBadge 5 років тому +14

      @Rachel Ward damn I'm married to a lot of females then

    • @CheweyBadge
      @CheweyBadge 5 років тому +2

      @Rachel Ward wicked 💀😂

    • @SystemicSombre
      @SystemicSombre 5 років тому

      @@sarahbeth4934 695 likes---

  • @wintersnake3791
    @wintersnake3791 5 років тому +179

    I blush, get sweaty palms and speak too fast when I talk in front of the class.
    Am I into my whole class now?

    • @antonlauritsen9041
      @antonlauritsen9041 5 років тому +10

      Yes.

    • @wintersnake3791
      @wintersnake3791 5 років тому +13

      @@antonlauritsen9041 OMG I have so many options

    • @georgieannabrimblecombe4633
      @georgieannabrimblecombe4633 5 років тому

      Very relatable haha

    • @carter_RU
      @carter_RU 5 років тому

      I have a crush on this girl everyone thinks she’s ugly but she’s pretty to me she played hard to get like when girls play hard to get

  • @rebeccakimberlee5511
    @rebeccakimberlee5511 4 роки тому +13

    "What is she a labrador?" Made me choke on ma hula hoop😂😂😂

  • @lolabingham8596
    @lolabingham8596 3 роки тому +4

    From a girls perspective, and having a crush myself most of this makes sense as most girls gets nervous and anxious etc. But Daz’s response is hilarious 😆

  • @kailynscha
    @kailynscha 5 років тому +378

    me in my room with headphones:
    daz: bULlshiT!!!!!
    my ears: SUEIQWJXNISWNSJXJBSJSB

    • @_winter_maryrose4684
      @_winter_maryrose4684 5 років тому +2

      kailyn schaberg I chocked 😂😂

    • @millie660
      @millie660 5 років тому

      Hahah like “ok😂🥭🤣🤪😱🤪😱⬜️🤣🙂🥰🥳🦊🥭😱🥴😗😋😢😭😩🥺😏😥🤓🤫😐🧐😭🤩🥵🤩🥵😟😏😨🥙🥧🍧🍝🍬🌮☕️🥙🌧🍇🍋🌦🌩🌳”

  • @tailsnatched3254
    @tailsnatched3254 5 років тому +398

    I love how he always starts with screaming the topic.”REALATIONSHIPS!!”

  • @Erin-iq9no
    @Erin-iq9no 3 роки тому +4

    Daz’s side rants are amazing

  • @nightstrike2231
    @nightstrike2231 3 роки тому +6

    “where’s the food!? PUT THE FOOD IN THERE!”
    Me every time I go shopping with someone

  • @jointhestaykingdom7001
    @jointhestaykingdom7001 5 років тому +844

    “WHAT DO YOU EAT? G O L D?”
    😂 😂 i’m DEAD

    • @issamirza4328
      @issamirza4328 3 роки тому +5

      Video: if she's nervous around you, she's into you!
      Me, with anxiety: well hello there, socialization 😉😏

    • @jamiestanway4530
      @jamiestanway4530 3 роки тому +2

      How can a dead person comment lmao

  • @lyndseyanthony2500
    @lyndseyanthony2500 5 років тому +113

    "You! I like you! I like your face, I wanna put my face on it!" -The small things that can make me laugh for an hour.😂😂

  • @skylarjayne9930
    @skylarjayne9930 4 роки тому +5

    8:50 i rewatched that part so many times lmaooo

  • @zoechristine8131
    @zoechristine8131 4 роки тому +6

    9:11 omg his face looks like hamster so cute 😂

  • @hobiitea
    @hobiitea 5 років тому +455

    That story about that lady and the £500 made me wheeze😂it would only be Daz to experience that😂

    • @KangHaerin001
      @KangHaerin001 5 років тому +4

      Armydazzler 🙆

    • @vminisfuckingreal998
      @vminisfuckingreal998 5 років тому +4

      me too 😂
      I was laughing so hard, I didn't even know what lungs were anymore 😂
      “Put it back!”
      “I put it in my hair? Thank you!”

    • @hobiitea
      @hobiitea 5 років тому +1

      VMinIsFuckingReal방탄소년단 omg yeah that actually killed me😂

  • @Duckioo
    @Duckioo 5 років тому +706

    Daz! You have a relationship
    With low disk space 😏

    • @Ashlynn_Morgan
      @Ashlynn_Morgan 5 років тому +2

      Ok...so what happened to em Harris then?

    • @Chix290
      @Chix290 5 років тому +3

      We all ship it 😂😂😂

    • @spoopyytoast6278
      @spoopyytoast6278 5 років тому +1

      its a bit of a complicated relationship😬😂

    • @mari-bb6bz
      @mari-bb6bz 5 років тому

      Innit

    • @Sheeshya1
      @Sheeshya1 4 роки тому

      ;)

  • @Austycakes12
    @Austycakes12 3 роки тому +5

    1:00 it looks like he is a squirrel eyeing an acorn

  • @sometimesijustwannabeanapp9831
    @sometimesijustwannabeanapp9831 3 роки тому +5

    Who thinks daz should do story time videos?!?!

  • @caitlynellis8474
    @caitlynellis8474 5 років тому +1053

    No one :
    The girl: get close to her face and don’t kiss her
    Daz: * leans in *
    Daz’s date : what are you doing ?!?
    Daz: I was told to wait here

  • @Sam-gz3hf
    @Sam-gz3hf 5 років тому +408

    Daz: PUT THIS STUFF BACK
    Woman robbing Daz: Put it on my hair thank you!
    Me: falling off my bunk bed hahahahahahaha

    • @madasandwich7009
      @madasandwich7009 5 років тому +3

      I have to ask: was it the top bunk or the bottom bunk?

  • @junkoenoshimaisqueen3680
    @junkoenoshimaisqueen3680 3 роки тому +2

    Daz's advice at the end helped, I liked this guy a lot and I just told him and it turned out he liked me back and I was so happy and in my head I said thank u daz games.😊

  • @mamtysquad8559
    @mamtysquad8559 4 роки тому +5

    Daz: I’m single as fuck
    Daz’s daughter: *takes a really long deep breath* OMG I’m telling mummy

  • @darkyhex
    @darkyhex 5 років тому +545

    I want Daz just to make a video talking about crazy things happened to him

    • @wildboyintraining
      @wildboyintraining 5 років тому +7

      Including the things that have happened at his school, and him imitating his headmaster, which is always the funniest.

    • @cait2430
      @cait2430 5 років тому +2

      Jassem Ahmed omg YESSSS

    • @croissant._.003
      @croissant._.003 5 років тому +2

      FUCK!NG YES

    • @lsb_gaming3926
      @lsb_gaming3926 5 років тому +4

      Bring storytime back ☕️☕️☕️

    • @liv_xx362
      @liv_xx362 5 років тому +2

      Jassem Ahmed that needs to happen 😂

  • @isabella2652
    @isabella2652 5 років тому +558

    Daz:No. Put this stuff back
    Lady:Put in hair thank you
    😂😂

    • @Metalmomma0914
      @Metalmomma0914 5 років тому +1

      Isabella T.S that side rant was hilarious 😂😂

  • @jessicawitbooi3044
    @jessicawitbooi3044 3 роки тому +5

    me who laughs and smiles a lot, is friendly, uses lots of emojies all the time, has anxiety, has really red cheeks and is clumsy.... welp I'm screwed 😂😬

  • @kaneybabygurl
    @kaneybabygurl 4 роки тому +9

    Magicians be like: 9:50

  • @happyghostclub1602
    @happyghostclub1602 5 років тому +129

    "i like your face, i want to put mine on it"-Daz 2019

  • @ilikeithere4268
    @ilikeithere4268 5 років тому +326

    "Put it in my hair, thank you" 😅👌
    This really shit got me 🤣

    • @bluebillieberry
      @bluebillieberry 5 років тому +2

      HOBI's HEART SMILE hobi as in the sunshine? J Hope my boi?

    • @ilikeithere4268
      @ilikeithere4268 5 років тому +2

      @@bluebillieberry yes jhooooooooppeeeee..🌞🌞

  • @sophie2022
    @sophie2022 4 роки тому +18

    I literally did that, I texted my crush “I like your face” and he didn’t respond then asked if it was a prank
    A couple months later I asked him out and he rejected me, he was nice about it but even being straight forward didn’t work out

    • @martindmunro
      @martindmunro 3 роки тому +3

      Your crush isn't obligated to like you back. It did work, you discovered whether or not he was into you instead of doubt and stupid games.
      It almost as if women think that any man that lays eyes on them should be enamoured with them because of some "inmate greatness" they posses.

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 роки тому

      I would message something like that

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 роки тому

      @@martindmunro it was a joke

  • @Sarah-Sunshine95
    @Sarah-Sunshine95 4 роки тому +5

    I dated a “dating and relationship coach” briefly and yes, they think it’s a real job...

  • @immortaljodi
    @immortaljodi 5 років тому +326

    *Leans in really close*
    I was told to wait here
    😂

    • @dumb_lesbian666
      @dumb_lesbian666 5 років тому +3

      Park Jamin Omggggg I just imagined Jimin from ur profile pic doing that and I nearly had a heart attack (he’s a total bias wrecker)😰😍😍 it’s crazy how well ur comment goes with ur picture and name 😅😂

    • @sxftashi
      @sxftashi 5 років тому

      i like ur profile pic

    • @khyialvi
      @khyialvi 5 років тому

      I like ur profile

    • @bluebillieberry
      @bluebillieberry 5 років тому

      Park Jimin is amazing. I love your profile and I’m subscribed now.

  • @alisonrich8706
    @alisonrich8706 5 років тому +205

    That story killed me 😹😹😹I’m literally dying of laughter 😹

    • @samharris5521
      @samharris5521 5 років тому +2

      You used emojis. Does that mean you like me 🤣

  • @CRITICALTEENS
    @CRITICALTEENS 4 роки тому +1

    “Why can’t you just come u and say I like you?” Because DAZ the ONE TIME I DID THE guy looked me up and down then said not interested in girls like you and shattered my confidence. THATS WHY!

  • @DefaultIcyee
    @DefaultIcyee 3 роки тому +3

    8:59 I think low disk space scared her

  • @farhatnazir1480
    @farhatnazir1480 5 років тому +747

    How to know if a girls into you :
    They ask you out 😂😂😂

    • @kio1261
      @kio1261 5 років тому +9

      The gamer Freak nOoOoO wAyY

    • @jazzyanderson1912
      @jazzyanderson1912 5 років тому +27

      No, we shoot our shots by staring at you and look away when you look, hoping you noticed.

    • @justinpettit8282
      @justinpettit8282 5 років тому +5

      Jazzy Anderson lol I’m a guy and I do that I’m pretty sure everyone does that hoping the other person will say something😂

    • @honeybear8662
      @honeybear8662 5 років тому +5

      Oh no. I can't do that. My past crushes always say that they won't date me because I'm ugly...

    • @wetbutter8057
      @wetbutter8057 5 років тому +6

      @강채윤 i haven’t seen you before but i bet you’re gorgeous! It’s their loss if they think that, I say find someone who likes you for you!

  • @gugo6842
    @gugo6842 5 років тому +196

    "I was told to wait here"😂😂😆

    • @eemmaahh
      @eemmaahh 5 років тому +3

      I choked on my smoothie 😂🤣

  • @YeetSause
    @YeetSause Рік тому +3

    “Put it on my hair, thank you” Got me dead 😂

  • @xLionsxxSmithyx
    @xLionsxxSmithyx 3 роки тому +3

    "Draw her into your big strong arms"
    Well that's me single forever with my twig arms..

  • @muhammadsmith5792
    @muhammadsmith5792 5 років тому +474

    I want Daz to be my relationship coach "Compliment her hair!"

    • @nerdyllama9330
      @nerdyllama9330 3 роки тому +18

      "Oh, I really like your split ends, they bring out your eyes"

    • @volleyball1553
      @volleyball1553 3 роки тому +6

      @@nerdyllama9330 😂😂

    • @chernxbyl9140
      @chernxbyl9140 3 роки тому +1

      @@sophiazunk5638 what kind of daz ride are you imagining 👀

  • @420FAMILY4EVER
    @420FAMILY4EVER 5 років тому +104

    4 minute rant about being robbed. Just. To. Make. A. Point. 😂

  • @dearah8700
    @dearah8700 4 роки тому +4

    I just love his accent 🥰

  • @sarabarrett9718
    @sarabarrett9718 3 роки тому

    I laughed so much while watching this. Thanks for always turning a bad day around with your videos!

  • @Prymbra
    @Prymbra 5 років тому +1795

    Never been this early before...LINDA! GIVE ME A MEDAL!

  • @leru556
    @leru556 5 років тому +814

    Legend has it if you’re early...
    No one cares.

  • @lucyway6469
    @lucyway6469 3 роки тому +2

    i want a new series of daz stories where he just imparts wisdom from his own personal stories!! 😊

  • @voodoo_barbiedoll1692
    @voodoo_barbiedoll1692 Рік тому

    You have no idea how much I need your videos 😂 they truly make my day. Thank you for being you

  • @Izzy-du6gv
    @Izzy-du6gv 5 років тому +213

    I cry with laughter every time i watch one your videos 😂😂

  • @taylingreen2282
    @taylingreen2282 5 років тому +201

    Me: *responds with a simple "ok"*
    Guy: "she did'nt add an emoji!?"
    What does this lady expect us to do!? Answer with " ok 😋🤣😄😉🤗"

    • @SystemicSombre
      @SystemicSombre 5 років тому +2

      **didn't

    • @taylingreen2282
      @taylingreen2282 5 років тому +1

      @@SystemicSombre Come on man I didn't have my glasses on when I typed that... lay off a little.

    • @Vincent-jq7bq
      @Vincent-jq7bq 5 років тому +4

      wha'ts you're number? 😀 😁 😂 🤣 😃 😄 😅 😆 😉 😊 😋 😎 😍 😘 🥰 😗 😙 😚 ☺️ 🙂 🤗 🤩 🤔 🤨 😐 😑 😶 🙄 😏 😣 😥 😮 🤐 😯 😪 😫 😴 😌 😛 😜 😝 🤤 😒 😓 😔 😕 🙃 🤑 😲 ☹️ 🙁 😖 😞 😟 😤 😢 😭 😦 😧 😨 😩 🤯 😬 😰 😱 🥵 🥶 😳 🤪 😵 😡 😠 🤬 😷 🤒 🤕 🤢 🤮 🤧 😇 🤠 🤡 🥳 🥴 🥺 🤥 🤫 🤭 🧐 🤓 😈 👿 👹 👺 💀 👻 👽 🤖 💩 😺 😸 😹 😻 😼 😽 🙀 😿 😾

    • @millie660
      @millie660 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha like “ok😮😘🥰🦊⚡️🥭😅😮🙃💖🙂🥭😂😘🥭😅🥵⚡️😱🥳😅☺️🥭😁😅😘😮☺️😆😮😅🤦🏻‍♀️😅🥵🤯🔺🥵”

    • @SystemicSombre
      @SystemicSombre 5 років тому +1

      @@taylingreen2282 aight sorry dude

  • @monicataylor6145
    @monicataylor6145 4 роки тому

    Omg...his side rants are so Fabulous!!!!

  • @nikkialexander1624
    @nikkialexander1624 2 роки тому

    Can we just appreciate how Daz is so nice even to strangers omg Daz is A legend

  • @kristinlondon6948
    @kristinlondon6948 5 років тому +202

    Woman: You just earned 10 brownie points
    Daz: Keep your brownie points
    Me: *wHaT aRe BroWnIe pOinTS*

    • @Ray_Shabaz
      @Ray_Shabaz 5 років тому +5

      I know right? Now me personally I hardly ever text anyone but when it comes to a girl they never text or said anything like that to me, even though I like brownies. Just earning their respect is what they would tell me

    • @opheliamaeelios6587
      @opheliamaeelios6587 5 років тому +6

      British thing : )

    • @thatsfunny6163
      @thatsfunny6163 5 років тому +2

      Ikr 😁

    • @bluexwings
      @bluexwings 5 років тому +15

      Isn't it an American thing too? It's like hypothetical bonus points or kudos.

    • @jordanblake7896
      @jordanblake7896 5 років тому +9

      @@bluexwings it is at least in some parts of the US. I'm in the south and have always heard it since I was a young kid

  • @neelaghm3585
    @neelaghm3585 4 роки тому +2

    I have to admit all the stuff she explained about being nervous is me when I have a crush 😂😂 I’m just sitting there talking like a sweaty goose 😂😂

  • @subac4898
    @subac4898 4 роки тому +9

    2020- did he just waste 4 pieces of toilet paper

  • @frog6218
    @frog6218 5 років тому +249

    lowkey thought it was the girl from the video where she’s teaching you how to kiss on a cupcake at first

    • @heidi_1love
      @heidi_1love 5 років тому +6

      Omg same

    • @who9575
      @who9575 5 років тому

      What do you watch 😂

    • @jazzpoo4763
      @jazzpoo4763 5 років тому +3

      I thought it was the dance teacher one with the red dress where she does that weird dance😂

    • @wetbutter8057
      @wetbutter8057 5 років тому

      @Drunken Ho SAME OML

    • @frog6218
      @frog6218 5 років тому

      FaZe Trinxys he reacted to it dont you remember

  • @joshcarter3499
    @joshcarter3499 5 років тому +356

    99.9% of this video is just daz talking about his story at Superdrug!😂

    • @sophiedavies5071
      @sophiedavies5071 4 роки тому +2

      Joshua Carter it was funny so I’m not fussed 😂

    • @joshcarter3499
      @joshcarter3499 4 роки тому +1

      sophie davies damn 11 months ago

    • @lukebensted6855
      @lukebensted6855 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂 you just made my day by writing this comment

    • @joshcarter3499
      @joshcarter3499 4 роки тому

      Luke Bensted ok?😂

  • @victoriaestrada8176
    @victoriaestrada8176 4 роки тому

    this has got to be one of the best Daz Watches episodes ever 😂
    Laughed so hard

  • @allysonmccann6330
    @allysonmccann6330 2 роки тому

    I love you daz you are hilarious I love your channel keep doing what your doing even if there are haters around the world but just to let you know there are millions of people who love your channel and comedy