Ya , she seems to get around and the comedians never seems to notice her. I've been noticing that these loud laughers are getting more common in these comedy clips. It's almost like she was dubbed in later...
Mom: Don't use your card there, they can steal your info. Me using card: But they can't accuse me of a crime I clearly didn't commit at the time of my swipes.
I feel like I just watched my brain take on a humanoid form and speak aloud without my consent hahaha these are the things I think about! Because I need to entertain myself and my brain is my playground.
One or two of these dry bar comics have got a chuckle out of me. I think what I enjoy about the "no swearing" is that it forces comedians to maybe be a bit more creative than otherwise, not that free speech comedians aren't creative, just that they can't use cussing to amplify the humor.
LOL He's funny. And I like how calmly he delivers his comedy. I can't stand high strung comics that pace back and forth across the stage. I like this guy.
I'm surprised when 2am came up that he didn't use that as an opportunity to say something towards the end like.... "But thank God for time stamped web browser history... That is... If you feel comfortable SHARING that web history with the court". Hahahahaha
Never ask an intelligent or creative person for the worst-case scenario. Or do, if you want a super off-the-wall answer. Also: 2am last night, I was watching UA-cam. My browsing history will confirm it, and no one but me knows the password to unlock my computer. NOT GUILTY!!
I have been listening to him for a long time on Pandora. This is the first time I have seen him. He blinks a little more than I anticipated but he's still hilarious.
Do doomsday people really suggest getting lasik? In all of the deserted island stories I've read, it's always been EXTREMELY HELPFUL to have someone that wears glasses, because they're always used to make fire. I've considered destroying my own eyesight for that reason, y'know just in case.
Lol hey look at you evolving from transphobic jokes about a straight guy to insulting his nutrition levels. You sound like guys complaining a female comic wasnt hot enough to be telling jokes..
Yo homegirl on the right was cracking up. She was loving EVERY minute of him. That's a true fan.
Ya , she seems to get around and the comedians never seems to notice her. I've been noticing that these loud laughers are getting more common in these comedy clips. It's almost like she was dubbed in later...
From India: Almost every stand up video, we have some woman laughing whole heartedly.
His chill delivery is on point 😂
"Wake up cold man"
The way he takes it to the extreme. He's very good and naturally funny !!
Mom: Don't use your card there, they can steal your info.
Me using card: But they can't accuse me of a crime I clearly didn't commit at the time of my swipes.
One of the funniest comedians on Drybar thus far!
“Not going to jail for whatever’s just happened.” 😆😆😆
5:07 that’s why I love being at work lol for at least half the day I have irrefutable proof that I was at work.
Zombies . ☠
He's the embodiment of Eeyore . 🤣
" ....So I still wear glasses. " .
drtbag39 I thought he reminds me of Eeyore also! 💨🐴
Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Life ... Don't talk to me about life." 🤖
"Hey baby, will you be my alibi for tonight?"
I feel like I just watched my brain take on a humanoid form and speak aloud without my consent hahaha these are the things I think about! Because I need to entertain myself and my brain is my playground.
Well if these are mainly the things you think about then your innocence is adorable
I watch comedy all day long and I pretty much only smile. But I actually laughed all the way through this. Great material.
So true. His jokes are so well executed
One or two of these dry bar comics have got a chuckle out of me. I think what I enjoy about the "no swearing" is that it forces comedians to maybe be a bit more creative than otherwise, not that free speech comedians aren't creative, just that they can't use cussing to amplify the humor.
"I took no lover"😀
I've got a new game... Can I prove where I was yesterday? Lol
Very funny the way his mind works.
Kim Jong Un is 35; saved you the googgling.👍👍
Not Sure thanks for saving me
I totally wouldn't have googled that, but I won't pretend I'm not glad that you did. Thank you.
Wait wuuuut?
I totally would have googled that. And probably still will to make sure you're right. 😂😉
Not Sure thank you!
LOL He's funny. And I like how calmly he delivers his comedy. I can't stand high strung comics that pace back and forth across the stage. I like this guy.
Also love the calm delivery...and the dry wit : )
That woman laughing in the background is all of us. She had a good time
Sounds like anxiety in a nutshell lol
I think that woman on the right tipped the bottle before coming to the show.
I'm surprised when 2am came up that he didn't use that as an opportunity to say something towards the end like.... "But thank God for time stamped web browser history... That is... If you feel comfortable SHARING that web history with the court".
Hahahahaha
Oh dear, you never think worst case scenario for surgery!
Love Joe Zimmerman!! So funny!!🤣🤣
Wake up cold man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg I can't
I absolutely love Joe! I hope he has the Andrew Jackson story locked and loaded on this special.
He’s funny and I love the laughing lady!
I am also always paranoid to have an alibi lol
I love this guy
"I took no lover" LOL
Never ask an intelligent or creative person for the worst-case scenario.
Or do, if you want a super off-the-wall answer.
Also: 2am last night, I was watching UA-cam. My browsing history will confirm it, and no one but me knows the password to unlock my computer.
NOT GUILTY!!
Unless you have Autoplay turned on and you can hit one video and then a series of videos will continue to play while you're off committing murders
How do you prove that no one knows your password?
Seth Arvila you should have been a lawyer!
In bed sleep guilty.
Imagine getting killed while trying to establish an alibi and your killer makes it look like suicide 😆😃
Hysterical! Love it!
I have been listening to him for a long time on Pandora. This is the first time I have seen him. He blinks a little more than I anticipated but he's still hilarious.
He should date that one girl in the audience.
WOOO finally a new comedian on Dry Bar that makes me laugh again!
Worst case scenario bit was almost an argument against Stoicism
I'm going to keep wearing my glasses too Lol!
thanks abhishek for this gem.
Love that woman's laugh..
That lady’s laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like seagull from the family Guy episode
Im crying with laughter!
REALLY funny!
He's brilliant. Lol
The English teacher in mind hates the grammar in the title
Ahahahaha!
I majored in English, and my eagle- eye saw that too.
Calvin Walters thanks, I didn’t notice, now it bugs me too
l couldn't figure out what was wrong, I just had the hardest time reading it.
I think if there was a comma after "you"...it will be better. But it does make sense.
Did you mean me ? 🐳
This guy is awesome 😂 🤣
I thought it was just me who eats my stash. 🤣
AMAZING QUALITY
I love this guy he’s funny
really good stuff
i honestly laughed out lout with this
Only gets better. Thank you for this one!
Funny I like
Perfect
Wake up cold man.😂😂😂😂
That would be literally HELL 😂
He was funnnyyy
Why is there always that ONE person that feels they must out-laugh every other person in the audience?
I think I'm losing my sense of humor. Because I found the game "can you prove where your were yesterday" justifiably terrifying.
Temple Musa it is. You’re not losing it. That’s the joke. We can’t.
However your iPhone can
Abhishek upamanyu.!!
For me, there was an ad for lasik before this video. Not joking.
Probably a major error in the algorithm based on a keyword.
I thought I was the only one that played that game, I do this almost daily thinking yeah I can prove where I was.
Xsiner You’re funny also! Maybe buy a camera set up for your home and car !! 🦉👀
@@marycook1644 you can subscribe to my channels and tell your friends.
I use to sell bulls tickets to kim. I was a ticket dealer
These crowds can be SO lame.
But... What if a crime happens near the place you used your card and a clue that the police have is the same as what you just purchased?
Basically Skeptical Now you have us shook!! I hope to God that the comic won’t see your comment!! 👀👮🏻♂️👮🏽♀️
@@marycook1644 just thinking ahead.
This was quite funny.
Delivery
spend money;
you're innocent
Not jail.... prison. 😏
Prison
THANK YOU !! 🤝👏
I can't stand hearing shows & movies as well as people say jail to everything. Anyone whos been knows theres a BIG difference .
@@Dirtbag-Hyena right
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Abhishek upmanyu brought me here
😂🤣
Similar to Patrice's Joke
Do doomsday people really suggest getting lasik? In all of the deserted island stories I've read, it's always been EXTREMELY HELPFUL to have someone that wears glasses, because they're always used to make fire. I've considered destroying my own eyesight for that reason, y'know just in case.
It:s started getting funny 2:07
Lol so this is why I don't do stuff.
LOL!!!!
😂
I feel really bad for the guy who has that hyena at home every night. Obnoxious
Hahahahahahaha
He reminds me of Ed Helms ! I really enjoyed the set ! 👀 Maybe he could get a camera at his house so he has an alibi most of the time ! 🏡
This man has severe case of LackofAlibiusPhobia.
It is pretty easy not to dip into our supplies.
Yeah that stuff is not appetizing
@@foodandhomeprep8425 I made my own.
J Burnett I gave mine away. Long story. It’s great you made your own though.
He worst cases just like me
Had to stop watching after 2:47, because of the annoying lady on the 'background'
Really, that’s pathetic
Funny, but laugh track too much.
Oh come on lady it’s not THAT funny!
another jew...
this guy is quite lame as a comic, and his mummy and cousin back in the audience are becoming quite obnoxious
Whoever that lady is laughing is annoying af he's not that funny and worst part is even he is thrown off by her SMH 🤔
Dude ain’t funny.
That ‘one woman’s laughter’ is very annoying. Very annoying! Nothing is EVER that funny!
Un-funny, don't waste your time watching.
This guy sounds weak
like he doesn’t eat enough fruits and vegetables,
he should go take some multivitamins
than try again...
CRINGE
He need some milk.
Lol hey look at you evolving from transphobic jokes about a straight guy to insulting his nutrition levels. You sound like guys complaining a female comic wasnt hot enough to be telling jokes..
They’re jokes, not dicks. Don’t take it so hard, Buddy.
The leads are weak?
You are weak.
Gerhard Symons
You’re weak...
😂😂😂😂