I really, really really like this guy. Funny Smart. A career! I hope as one person to another, that he/you Joe has/have more happy times than sad. KEEP GOIN' JOE! We know you have to put up with some weird lodgings - but quite sure you're a rising star. I'll happily pay to leave my house and come see you.
😂😂Been laughing on my walk listening to Joe’s set, and also chilling with my Oregon bird choir, song sparrows, spotted towhees, Black-capped chickadees, and Dark-eyed juncos! ❤
I apologize in advance to the early people who are immediately offended by the first joke. I DO respect you and your time, and I am SORRY. I have been arriving earlier since being yelled at for this joke.
For all you complaining that Joe is late to everything, his apology was in advance, which means he still got to it before you did, so now you're late. complain about yourself.
JWST = James Webb Space Telescope Cosmology = the science of the origin & development of the universe Glad Joe Zimmerman's jokes don't require research. 😏
@@factsoverfiction7826 ha. I think I was more amused by the premise of the joke rather than the punchline itself. And yes, I have the geeky hobby of following this subject. Come on comics more jokes about the universe we all reside in! 😛
Ok I honestly thought I was losing my mind, I knew most of the jokes but the date stamp was last week which I know I didn't watch this last week. Thanks for restoring a little bit of my sanity.
Incredibly subtle ~and I thought I'd hate this guy. . . every joke actually, works! Like a 90s Buick sedan. A brown boring one, but it just happens to fly.
Guy used two jokes I have, but NOT on stage, so not theft. Mine on lateness, goes “late people like me don’t respect our own time. That’s why we goof off and are late.”
Bro you are not kidding. The scary stuff is I’m positive they are watching us. If I leave my phone alone playing then as soon as I pick it up an ad starts.
10:31 Femsplaining: v. an elaborate description of a man’s actions or speech which ascribes intentions, meanings, and emotions that are absent or so deeply unconscious the man has no idea they existed.
I saw Joe on Nateland yesterday and was stoked to hear about this new show. Wow! That was hilarious Joe! Thank you!
Super Funny & Clean - which is refreshing!
I sometimes put stand up comedy to fall asleep to. Of course it doesn’t work when the comedian is this funny! Found a new great one!!
I thought i was the only one who fell asleep listening to comedy,something about ppl laughing helps my dreams❤
@@maryellenklee7487 Me too, one dream I kept yelling at this guy for stealing some elses and he kept on saying more and more. Haha
I fall asleep to stand up almost religiously but yeah I found it hard with zimmmm as I was physically shaken by laughter 😂
I've watched this no less than 10 times. It's so underrated.
right answer - lol
I'm with you. Pure comedic genius!
OMG that ending killed me! First time seeing this guy but loved it.
I am tough on comics. Usually switch within minutes.
I LOVE THIS GUY ❤
Great set! And just as funny the second and third time! ❤
I really, really really like this guy.
Funny Smart. A career!
I hope as one person to another, that he/you Joe has/have more happy times than sad.
KEEP GOIN' JOE!
We know you have to put up with some weird lodgings - but quite sure you're a rising star.
I'll happily pay to leave my house and come see you.
Absolutely fantastic special ❤
Nice set. Really like the delivery
Ugggh this short set every Tuesday is LITERALLY KEEPING ME GOING!
awesome set! i definitely want more of this comedian
Check out his album 'Smiling at Wolves' 💜
Up to 3 birds as of today! Wooo 🥳 where my fellow birders at?
Which species?!
@@zimmermancomedy you’re not going to believe it, but it was a cinnamon-breasted tody-tyrant! So far I’ve got chickens, peacocks, and the tody
That's an incredible list!@@dahheelerboy congrats on the insanely rare Tody ❤🔥And a peacock and chicken in the wild is nothing to sneeze at.
Here 🎉
😂😂Been laughing on my walk listening to Joe’s set, and also chilling with my Oregon bird choir, song sparrows, spotted towhees, Black-capped chickadees, and Dark-eyed juncos! ❤
"Lady Riddling" is too real hahaha! Hilarious special, Joe!
This is so funny start to finish! My favorite new comedy special! And #@*% the early people!
Ok you are Brilliant
Laughed so Much! Thank You!
Love this guy!
Great show
So good nice job joe, I'll be looking for you!!
Great work Joe, lots of laughs
Fantastic
Thanks, Joe!!! 😀-*
He is funny!
Wow I miss being a kid! Brilliant set!
*Saved to Comedy Playlist*
Me too. Can you share you list? I’ve been curating mine for four years now.
@@cassmontaudon ua-cam.com/play/PLL0QRlFdBMny21Lg488qYk5XgP2WBpIoq.html&si=opyV4WMJVuPbe4qr
@@cassmontaudon It's public on my channel. I couldn't see your Comedy Playlist on yours though. My list might have a few duplicates. 🙃
So great 😂
Good stuff! I'm glad I clicked! I'll keep an eye out for you!
I apologize in advance to the early people who are immediately offended by the first joke. I DO respect you and your time, and I am SORRY. I have been arriving earlier since being yelled at for this joke.
Fuck whoever complained. Now you gotta apologize for everything people are mad at or no comment will mean something
Fuck em if they can't take a joke😂
They can all eat Penis
Asheville is the western most liberal area in North Carolina. Come to the mountains west of Asheville and nothing affects us.
A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Funny thing is Asheville actually has a drum circle. Every Friday, if I remember correctly.
So droll. He has a great delivery. Good show.
Hilarious, definitely sharing this on!
Love Joe Zimmerman! One of my faves now!!
This is such a smart set, great delivery! 💯
Nice work Joe Z!!
very well done
Great stand up. Love his style. I want more. ❤😂
Good writing. All clean and still had good momentum.
super chill and loved the style of jokes
Funny! 🇧🇪
great spesh!
Very funny, enjoy the birds 😊
For all you complaining that Joe is late to everything, his apology was in advance, which means he still got to it before you did, so now you're late. complain about yourself.
The depression set was 🤌🤌
So good!😂😂
Evening level comedy. The type you can listen to before bed, and fall asleep reassured about current comics.
Pretty good brah!
Sorry I missed this show!
Holy shit... you got me with the JWST joke! I didn't see that coming! Not too many comics doing cosmology jokes!
JWST = James Webb Space Telescope
Cosmology = the science of the origin & development of the universe
Glad Joe Zimmerman's jokes don't require research. 😏
@@factsoverfiction7826 ha. I think I was more amused by the premise of the joke rather than the punchline itself. And yes, I have the geeky hobby of following this subject. Come on comics more jokes about the universe we all reside in! 😛
25:28 Yes, horoscopes are BS, but does anyone remember charting their "Bio-rhythm" for a quarter in the movie theater lobby in the 70s?
Good Shit
Loved it
This is an awesome show... and I've only seen the last 8 minutes, and first 2 minutes so far.
I don’t get it
Oh I love Zoe Zimmerman. He's such a great comedian 😅
Yes for the love of god we need to stop ladyriddling
Just saw you open for Brian Regan in Seattle! You were great! 🎉
BRILLIANT!!! 🔥🤣🔥
I got fish oil make your eye balls slippery
I've been sitting here waiting...
Solid set😂😂😂😂😂
Joe List rocks!
Hilarious 😂 even had my wife laughing and she is a tough crowd when it comes to stand up comedy
this is some good shit too
This dude is hilarious! 😂 "Lipitor brownies"? 🤣
I love you like Matt Damon. You are equally loved.
At first I was like, "eeehh." I was too depressed to lift my hand and switch content, though. I'm really glad I was too depressed. 👏🙌
😎 AF FUNNY, Joe Z!!!!! 😂-*
I hate classics, but I'm a sucker for a good cult. Let's see how this goes.
I wish they'd post the performance DATE. Great set, but it's a ReRun. I can only Thumbs Up the same gig so many times...
Ok I honestly thought I was losing my mind, I knew most of the jokes but the date stamp was last week which I know I didn't watch this last week. Thanks for restoring a little bit of my sanity.
You know I am watching this for the second time and I am enjoying it even more. No, I am not on weed😂
It’s funny that he called Zodiac signs “horoscopes” a few times 😂
Incredibly subtle ~and I thought I'd hate this guy. . . every joke actually, works! Like a 90s Buick sedan. A brown boring one, but it just happens to fly.
He was actually funny
800lb Gorilla needs to back off the laugh button.
Relatable
I wonder whether Gary Gulman was first with the dehydration water fountain countdown bid or not.
Lauryn Hill will definitely love the Early bit
You are the right kind of wrong. So funny😊
❤ it
Why have I always been 40 😂
Free Tibet!
I had to stop watching this on the train because I was shaking and laughing out loud
Oops im sorry i came here for joe list xD
Guy used two jokes I have, but NOT on stage, so not theft.
Mine on lateness, goes “late people like me don’t respect our own time. That’s why we goof off and are late.”
😂
Joe List vs. Joe Zimmerman
Both guys are Heavyweights
Early riser but late to the chat.. what did I miss.
😂😂😂
Definitely using two birds, one scone, and pet a cat replacements. Good conversation starters, or just to check if people are actually listening.
37:14 If you're the time traveling assassin, you don't have to kill a baby. You can travel back right to the time s/he became a real POS!
I can't believe at the time that I'm watching this there were 24,278 wrong people here before me?!? 722 likes on 25k views, wtaf
😊
repost but still funny
It's new to me.
Laugh tracks?
🤣🤣👏👍❤
This was way funny, but the adverts literally made me pay for Premium again.
Nothing disrupts a special like double adverts every 4 minutes.
Solution: ad block browser
@@amsterdam9290 , I used to pay for Premium. Thinking about doing it again.
I’m a gummy boy now
Wasn't the baby Hitler/time machine bit a Ricky Gervais thing from 2 or 3 years ago?
He did do one, but several comics over the decades have similarly done twists to killing Baby Hitler.
is there another service to stream that isnt youtube? these ads are getting so bad
Bro you are not kidding. The scary stuff is I’m positive they are watching us. If I leave my phone alone playing then as soon as I pick it up an ad starts.
Get UA-cam revanced or create your own revanced with the Revanced manager tool
10:31 Femsplaining: v. an elaborate description of a man’s actions or speech which ascribes intentions, meanings, and emotions that are absent or so deeply unconscious the man has no idea they existed.
Plenty?
Did this show actually happen?
Why this canned laughter???
I can’t even tell