Ivan Decker - Zoos Shouldn't Exist Anymore

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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2024

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  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 років тому +167

    "You make no decisions, it's cuddle time." 😅

  • @millennialgirlie2029
    @millennialgirlie2029 5 років тому +45

    Different boxes for my weird things was the best way to describe a zoo lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ashleywilson1237
    @ashleywilson1237 4 роки тому +52

    Started a little awkward but I almost peed my pants by the time he was describing what it’s like to own a hamster. 🔥

  • @bryandawson5330
    @bryandawson5330 4 роки тому +10

    I love his stand up, hes hysterical without being vulgar

  • @phasm42
    @phasm42 5 років тому +17

    I've watched this like five times today, absolutely love it 😅

  • @roadhouse6999
    @roadhouse6999 5 років тому +272

    He is possibly the most caucasian person I've seen.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 5 років тому +5

      @Derek Lowe Doesn't change how white Ivan Decker is.

    • @ak-cardwell
      @ak-cardwell 5 років тому +5

      @@roadhouse6999 which is incredibly

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому +1

      White ain't right

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 5 років тому +6

      Welp, this took a turn south quick.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому

      @@roadhouse6999 lol

  • @Josh-hs3ft
    @Josh-hs3ft 4 роки тому +3

    this is one of the best i hv seen,. must say that it never gets old and each time i watch this video it's like im watching it for the 1st time.

  • @kyriesanchez4122
    @kyriesanchez4122 5 років тому +42

    He finished the set hella strong. I’m looking forward to seeing him grow as a comedian

  • @EL-fe6xh
    @EL-fe6xh 4 роки тому +16

    I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. Love it so much!!

    • @Spaceman2484
      @Spaceman2484 4 роки тому +3

      I feel you’re alone in your assessment

  • @TK-yh4hn
    @TK-yh4hn 2 роки тому +2

    I was on the fence about getting a juicer!! So glad I found this 😂🙂😂

  • @djstef457
    @djstef457 5 років тому +16

    Love the hamster description

  • @JorgeMartinez-iq2tc
    @JorgeMartinez-iq2tc 3 роки тому +2

    "No But it smells like Shit" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @collinkattengell9377
    @collinkattengell9377 5 років тому +7

    Seriously one of the funniest sets I've seen in a loooong time, great job Ivan!

  • @bartaugustus4319
    @bartaugustus4319 3 роки тому +10

    Never thought of that I think there's some truth to that no reason to have animals locked up anymore LOL I think that's accurate

  • @nanettecormier8513
    @nanettecormier8513 5 місяців тому

    This is a little darker than his more recent material. He just kept getting better!

  • @zombieslayer689
    @zombieslayer689 3 роки тому +1

    It hurts to laugh so hard. Love this guy

  • @caydenkeltgen5661
    @caydenkeltgen5661 4 роки тому +3

    If this guy fixed his posture and had a stronger opening joke, he would be able to turn the audience to his side a lot faster. Overall, great set and I can't wait to see more

  • @henrysmith4037
    @henrysmith4037 5 років тому +71

    He stands like a first grader who just pissed his pants

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 5 років тому +4

      This was way funnier than anything he said

    • @NB-ky5ol
      @NB-ky5ol 5 років тому +2

      Lol How in the hell did you....? You must be a 1st grade teacher. 😂

    • @xjonnybro
      @xjonnybro 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @bobbisue313
    @bobbisue313 5 років тому +76

    His stuff was funny. Maybe not great stand up, but more like the fun witty guy at work kinda funny..?

    • @ssgssbeet4133
      @ssgssbeet4133 5 років тому +5

      *whitey

    • @NB-ky5ol
      @NB-ky5ol 5 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому +6

      @@ssgssbeet4133 well yes he is a white boy but I meant like clever and quip ya know...witty

    • @MissJoy16
      @MissJoy16 3 роки тому

      Like he'd be a good SNL writer or something? I can see why someone would say that haha

  • @Xpzilla
    @Xpzilla 5 років тому +30

    Started the vid being annoyed by him, ended the vid liking him

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 Рік тому +1

    My grandma was blind and we took her to a zoo once, when I asked her what she thought, she said “It’s just noises and smells.”

  • @bagofsteel9152
    @bagofsteel9152 4 роки тому +6

    My hamster was badass he'd always crawl out the cage into my hand and just start grooming himself. Must've been a top percent hamster.

  • @caydenkeltgen5661
    @caydenkeltgen5661 3 роки тому +1

    His bit with the missing tiger and his closing punchline were really solid. He's a solid comedian, but he has to master the delivery before he can go further.

  • @alaskavand1043
    @alaskavand1043 5 років тому +31

    His face doesn't move much, I don't know why that bothers me.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому +2

      Yes now that you mentioned it . . .🤔

    • @erichand7548
      @erichand7548 3 роки тому +1

      I heard him on satellite and he’s was hilarious. When you see his face he’s not as funny

  • @AwfulEye
    @AwfulEye 3 роки тому +2

    who brought a blind person to the zoo lol im legally blind and went to the dept of the blind in richmond va to learn o&m, braille and other things. around Halloween they took all of us students on a ghost hunting adventure ..... now i can still see good enough to know this probably was going to be HILARIOUS the poor guide was pointing like over here in this house is where betty sue died and she haunts that house .... while pointing, id look everyone was looking in totally different directions and i lost it, i about cried laughing. when we got back to the center all the students were hanging out and all of us were like wtf just happened lol

  • @klounpound6945
    @klounpound6945 3 роки тому +2

    Not my normal style. But this was funny.

  • @sophiatroanska1432
    @sophiatroanska1432 5 років тому +6

    Relatable clean comedy

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 5 років тому

      Clean-ish. He cursed a few times. Definitely refreshing from the downright filthy comedy I'm used to. 😂

  • @tbrogoit02
    @tbrogoit02 Рік тому

    I hear influences from a few different comedians in his delivery. Almost exactly like theirs

  • @Emeka3
    @Emeka3 5 років тому +9

    This guy is hilarious‼️ I laughed the whole time

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 5 років тому +7

    Doesn't he look like Andrew Rannels?

  • @retroboomer3197
    @retroboomer3197 2 роки тому

    Dude hasn't learned about a blender. lol

  • @grantkitchen1033
    @grantkitchen1033 4 роки тому +3

    What he said about hamsters is not true. They do bond with their owners.

  • @thewhat531
    @thewhat531 4 роки тому +2

    That jacket makes him look like he has giant hips.

  • @kingofbento64j.h.20
    @kingofbento64j.h.20 4 роки тому +1

    Had an epiphany watching this

  • @wadisanaa
    @wadisanaa 5 років тому +6

    so freaking funny...…….never seen this guy before

  • @GNstudios1000
    @GNstudios1000 5 років тому +8

    I kinda liked his comedy

  • @MomCatMeows
    @MomCatMeows Рік тому

    Neck horse 😂

  • @todo8328
    @todo8328 3 роки тому

    ...heyyy, carrots are pretty good on juice

  • @kishacalhoun6414
    @kishacalhoun6414 3 роки тому

    Hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @THELYRICALTMAN
    @THELYRICALTMAN 5 років тому +11

    He's funny, but he kinda looks like a malnourished Tom Brady 😂 but he kept me laughin

    • @phasm42
      @phasm42 5 років тому +1

      If you haven't seen it, watch his set on being Afraid of Spiders, really good.

    • @THELYRICALTMAN
      @THELYRICALTMAN 5 років тому +1

      @@phasm42 I'll check it out, preciate it my dude

  • @thomasvigil7807
    @thomasvigil7807 4 роки тому

    ....a juicer
    ......coooool

  • @mirsad96
    @mirsad96 5 років тому +8

    Poor neck horse.

  • @ThatGmoney
    @ThatGmoney 2 роки тому

    I won tickets to this guy’s show. I am happy I missed it.

  • @austenhead5303
    @austenhead5303 4 роки тому +1

    My 42-y-o cousin got a pet bunny. On purpose. For herself.
    I remain mystified.

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 4 роки тому

    He looks like the tiki torch frat boys from Charleston Virginia lol 😬

  • @oceaser6977
    @oceaser6977 5 років тому +4

    He’s pretty funny

  • @fcknrad
    @fcknrad 2 роки тому

    Oh lord the first half was a lil rough

  • @mariamz4
    @mariamz4 5 років тому

    The only pets that enjoy human company are dogs and arguably cats, but there are many other species of animals u can own, shared affection is not a determining factor in pet choice

  • @grovermarchand5537
    @grovermarchand5537 4 роки тому +1

    Real men get gerbils

  • @toddgarver5397
    @toddgarver5397 5 років тому +1

    Peasants made their own juice. So he is paying more to be a peasant lol

    • @diegodonjuan
      @diegodonjuan 5 років тому

      Peasants made thier own juice you say?
      Please tell me more of this peasant juice.
      We need a new emoji... Trying to hold in laugh .

  • @amberbeans
    @amberbeans 3 роки тому

    💜🤣💜🤣💜🤣💜

  • @ajaystephen869
    @ajaystephen869 5 років тому +1

    Cool 👍🏼👌🏻

  • @Batchall_Accepted
    @Batchall_Accepted 3 роки тому

    Why is Elvis The Alien doing stand up?

  • @jdmcclendon4988
    @jdmcclendon4988 4 роки тому

    That juicing bit was very Brian Regan of him...

  • @stevenfranks3131
    @stevenfranks3131 Рік тому

    If Bill Burr and Colin Jost had a son.... 🙂

  • @TheNotoriousKRP
    @TheNotoriousKRP 5 років тому +2

    Does this guy know that you can get cold press juicers that are better?

  • @wesleywarsmith1113
    @wesleywarsmith1113 5 років тому +17

    Brian Reagan's jokes are much funnier told by Brian Reagan

  • @mandiwolfe6631
    @mandiwolfe6631 4 роки тому

    If mixed Tom Brady and Cary Elwes.....

  • @TheJimmyp427
    @TheJimmyp427 3 роки тому

    Closeted Mormons are the funniest

  • @descoiatorul
    @descoiatorul 5 років тому +3

    Did he say "hampster"?

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому

      ??

    • @descoiatorul
      @descoiatorul 5 років тому

      @@bobbisue313 in the hamster story he repeatedly says "hampster", which is not a word.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому +1

      @@descoiatorul Aaaaa. You right. I'm an idiot I thought it was spelled that way. Lol.

  • @randomcommenter7170
    @randomcommenter7170 5 років тому +5

    I had a many pet hamsters, their personality is probably better than a dogs, and they're super smart the main thing I don't want another one is because they die within 2-3 years

    • @Meta.Empress
      @Meta.Empress 2 роки тому

      Except when they eat their babies

  • @BimBamZimZam
    @BimBamZimZam 4 роки тому +1

    Some of the comments here are really funny, can't say the same about the video

  • @joey_bonesjr3230
    @joey_bonesjr3230 4 роки тому

    I laughed more at the comments !

  • @simonking195
    @simonking195 5 років тому +3

    This is Comedy? 😂😂 Demi lardner tier 😂

  • @rocarlosdavis622
    @rocarlosdavis622 5 років тому +1

    Pinhead and boxes for sale $$$AmericanA Park 🤫👽🖤😍🙂

  • @iframesz
    @iframesz 4 роки тому

    I guess this was funny

  • @jungletheme2094
    @jungletheme2094 5 років тому +2

    Killlllllenit

  • @rickasbell8825
    @rickasbell8825 2 місяці тому

    Is that Disney son and daughter looks like him oh sorry coincidence

  • @gavinknightjackson6307
    @gavinknightjackson6307 5 років тому

    Hahahahahahahaaaaa

  • @techdiesel4026
    @techdiesel4026 5 років тому +10

    I can’t say I laughed, so does that mean it’s bad comedy or am I the problem here?

    • @RashtaEinthisB
      @RashtaEinthisB 5 років тому +4

      just not our kinda guy

    • @ajaystephen869
      @ajaystephen869 5 років тому +6

      It was fine.
      I enjoyed it. It wasnt hilarious but it was fun.

    • @pizzaman212121
      @pizzaman212121 5 років тому +1

      Yeah I’m more of a Jimmy Carr fan

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 5 років тому +1

      Every comedian ain't for everybody

  • @MrKaje72
    @MrKaje72 4 роки тому

    Something’s not right...with his face.

  • @melissabrown800
    @melissabrown800 3 роки тому

    I feel like he’s trying to have John mulaney energy but he doesn’t do it as well

  • @Blackspice557
    @Blackspice557 5 років тому

    He was kinda funny.

  • @bobgillis1137
    @bobgillis1137 4 роки тому

    Gee, he sounds just like famous Elliot Rodgers.

  • @anaskhalid6244
    @anaskhalid6244 5 років тому +10

    Wtf is this? His comedy is sooooo baaaaaad. Why is everyone laughing?

    • @souler__
      @souler__ 5 років тому +11

      Because he didn't have a single bad joke, and he delivers well.

    • @pedroismaelo
      @pedroismaelo 5 років тому

      Right there with you buddy.

    • @ShabbyTabernacle
      @ShabbyTabernacle 5 років тому +2

      Cause there's a bar

    • @diegodonjuan
      @diegodonjuan 5 років тому +1

      He's pretty funny. I suspect you like zoos and don't see the humor in his words. Maybe you don't like his style or something else

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому

      @Lee McDonald Lee you're starting to concern me with the dead babies line my dude. Think I seen another one on here too. 🧐

  • @bathwaterbuffalo
    @bathwaterbuffalo 5 років тому +4

    Made it 15 seconds. No thanks

  • @michaelfromaustin
    @michaelfromaustin 5 років тому +1

    Thanks Ladies! This is what we're left with after Louis and Co. were banished.
    Even the women in the front row don't find this shit entertaining.

  • @billkarim9715
    @billkarim9715 5 років тому

    Had some funny moments, but he basically has no idea how zoos work today

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому +1

      Um...
      Your comment confused me

    • @billkarim9715
      @billkarim9715 5 років тому

      @@bobbisue313 What is confusing to you precisely? The guy is accusing zoos of doing things they LITERALLY DO NOT DO.

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 років тому

      @Lee McDonald right

  • @jonabologna6401
    @jonabologna6401 3 роки тому

    Idk this isn't really that funny

  • @jjgoodwrench
    @jjgoodwrench 3 роки тому

    Wow that was bad

  • @ozzymanuel
    @ozzymanuel Рік тому

    Terrible..

  • @falcon1473
    @falcon1473 4 роки тому

    Didn't laugh once :/ Ah well, humour is subjective

  • @BlkMac360
    @BlkMac360 5 років тому +2

    This was pretty awful. Keep up with your dream tho man. God bless

    • @BlkMac360
      @BlkMac360 5 років тому

      @but why you came all the way to youtube express your atheist beliefs? I mean disbeliefs?

  • @MichaelBarrett1984
    @MichaelBarrett1984 5 років тому +1

    I guess they just let anyone get up on stage

  • @Movzhuru
    @Movzhuru 4 роки тому

    is it considered to be funny?

  • @dixierekkt6738
    @dixierekkt6738 5 років тому +5

    👎👎👎👎👎👎 wasn't funny at all!

    • @toddgarver5397
      @toddgarver5397 5 років тому +1

      @Matt·Dylan maybe he is, why is that an insult? Comedy is subjective

  • @jayillest9981
    @jayillest9981 4 роки тому

    Wow he’s not funny, first person I’ve seen on just for laughs who really horrible

  • @Krustyclown5791
    @Krustyclown5791 5 років тому

    This is bad comedy.

  • @lifetools-help8017
    @lifetools-help8017 4 роки тому

    You were outstanding! So funny until you swore at God. Totally unnecessary!

  • @Invisible0296
    @Invisible0296 3 роки тому

    This is not funny