Your theory is flawed. The Universe is like a watermelon because watermelons are bigger than oranges and the universe is bigger than an orange. Also the universe has water like a watermelon.
ok so it is dumb but that is why i like it. i know you guys may stop it because of the hate but it is good. PS what if our universe is just a big orange and soon some one from a bigger universe is gong to juice it soon.
+Jean-Paul Harrison Didn't you just fucking hear the man? They aren't made of smaller versions of themselves. so if a universe is made of oranges, how the fuck would a large orange be made of smaller oranges. ITS LIKE YOU HATE SCIENCE
+Teejay Payne yeah but, oranges are made of universes (Professor Bug said so himself after all), which means every time you eat an orange, you are committing genocide on a cosmic scale....So don't eat oranges. That would be bad.
+buciallstar If we want to get real about it, there is only one "Moon" and that's the natural satellite that orbits Earth. Yes, other natural satellites can have natural satellites. Take our Sun(star) for example. Saturn is a natural satellite (what you call a moon) of the Sun and Titan is a natural satellite of Saturn.
+buciallstar In theory, yes. In reality it's unlikely, due to the gravitational forces involved. I remember reading about it once. You need a relatively big moon, with a small "moon moon", orbiting close to the moon, or something like that, otherwise the parent planet tends to fling it out.
+Stephen Albright Everyone has their own reasons. They just don't think it's funny. For me, I like spontaneous comedy. This is not spontaneous. In fact it comes off as flat and dry humour.
Wouldn't it be funny, if next time he was talking about the atoms or whatever, but clearly trying to pick up sone one in the lecture hall, rag on his ex, or just personal issues in general. Like "atoms have a strong binding force, but some times another atoms come by and steal his electron...His electron that had said she loved him...The electron that wanted a baby from him, but he just wasn't there yet...Well we call that molecule with the s***k bonus electron "heavy." and it totally is, like a good 20lbs heaver, and not that good looking, so what even the hell" something like that.
Suggestion: magnets/magnetism. This series teaches so much about speech-techniques, pr, marketing, presentation and pseudo-science it always deserves my attention. And the highlights always worth it. I mean: Un-iVerse? Who else could come up with this shit? Well, maybe the guy who invented the cat-door.
This once again feels improved or less formally plotted than the previous installments. Once again, I feel the magic has been lost for a previously funny segment. Best GTFO while only at 30% disapproval, and re approach this later.
At 1:10 I definitely thought he had no pants on, which I thought was hysterical. Then I realized he did, in fact, have pants on. This was mildly disappointing.
"All secret about the Universe will be locked forever, if we keep searching the universe, look up the stars and not down your feet, we will uncover the true secret of our universe"
PC is a real problem. And the phone joke is funny. He wasn't saying being gay is bad. And guess what its freedom of speech. Nor freedom from speech. Seinfeld is right.
I would like to see you guys talk about campaign finance. Maybe describe Citizens United v. FEC, or describe how money is or isn't a form of speech. I could imagine the Scott Bug character evolving into a Stephen Colbert like conservative pundit character. Perhaps more specifically the kind of "expert" they would bring on to their shows.
Quite amusing because in Swedish it's Äpple = Apple and Apelsin = Orange, "Apelsin" meaning Apple from China. Also what the fuck is up with his attire? A dress shirt not tucked in? In two sizes too big. Both the jacket and the shirt rolled up?
I think I know why I watch this series. It's just like sitting in a Sociology class. Or maybe Because it was the only new thing cracked uploaded since last time I was on. Yesterday. I think. Maybe Monday, I don't actually know. Last time.
Talk about global warming, time traveling, zombie virus, or anything haha I love these videos, it's like when kids play make believe, as if they are talking about very important subject! Lol
How about a compelling argument against the existence of gravity? Or else I'd love to see Prof. Bugs take on the workings of the human brain, especially an attempt to explain consciousness.
So if the Universe is made of Oranges and Oranges are made up of Universes, Then the Universe is made of things which themselves are made of Universes. This means that Prof. Bugg is wrong at 1:57, as the Universe is made of smaller Universes. Either way, RIP to Democritus' atomic hypothesis.
A Scott Bug lecture: Politics: Sometimes, but not cool when things might happen (like near uncles and stuff). subtitle: yes we could, but it's too difficult to should.
This character was NEVER funny and now is just getting annoying. This comedian has shown skill at comedy with other material. Please have this comedian do things that are funny. Please.
This should have had padding. An hour and half of just continually speaking on oranges, with him nonchalantly bringing up the universe; like making two action-figures kiss.
talk about how some shapes have not 1, not 2, but 1.5 dimensions. Thats real maths and let me tell you, anyone sounds crazy talking about dimensions between the 'first' and 'second'.
There are things we know about .but don't understand (quantum entanglement. Dark matter etc) there are things we don't know about. And when we eventually do know about them. We wont understand them. Thats just the way of the universe
I know it's dumb, but I really like Prof. Bug. He reminds me of a Prof. I knew back in the day. He was so brilliant that most of what he said seemed like nonsense until you had really thought about it and changed your outlook completely. So I guess he's not really like my old Prof. friend at all. Like!
I really wish you guys would go back to the scripted "Marvels of the Science". That one was well written with cool illustrations and great cinematography, with actual effort put in.
These Scott Bug videos need to stop. They are boring and not very funny. I'm always glad when I see a new cracked video in my subscriptions but these just don't speak to me at all.
Mars is orange. Sorta. I would like to see Professor Scott Bug in the role of The Martian, sciencing the hell out of...whatever Good Will Hunting was sciencing the hell out of in order to do whatever it was he was trying to do in that movie I didn't see.
Have the people who hate these never had a lecture like this at some point? College lectures can get pretty dumb at times. Of course this is an extreme exaggeration but it feels very similar. My example is a philosophy class I had were the professor looked like Bucky Larson and use so much word art and enough bright color changes to give anyone an epileptic attack. Also it was philosophy so the subject is not too far off from what these videos have.
Can professor Bug please explain why Mondays suck so much? I want a scientifically sound explanation and I feel he is the only one who can truly explain this epidemic we call "Monday"
Have Scott talk about how the spinzies of the planet makes you car sick. I do not understand. If the car is driving in one direction and the earth is going in the same direction how come I can't read in the car. I also can read in the subway in NYC, but there are ads in the subway and I would like to read them.
just quit this. seriously. if I do see anymore on my sub feed I will be forced to go through and dislike every video in this series. I love everything Cracked do though.
Your theory is flawed. The Universe is like a watermelon because watermelons are bigger than oranges and the universe is bigger than an orange. Also the universe has water like a watermelon.
Holy shit you're right here have a degree
+김민지 Celcius or kelvin?
+Per Nielsen Ferenhight :P
+redstone cat Great, that means his degree is useless outside the US.
We'll he should have used the metric "system" (theory)
I want scott to not be wearing pants for absolutely no reason and with no explanation at all.
+La Mugre This! Cracked, make this happen
+La Mugre I never realized how much I wanted this until right now
The greatest mystery of the universe: if it comes from nothing, why would expect anyone's pants to continue to exist?
Jeff Thomas you ruined it! You gave it an explanation! now it will never happen T.T
+La Mugre Am I the only one who thought he wasnt at the beginning?
why so many dislikes this is soo good XD
I think it's bc people think this is NOT soo good lol
+Baby Green I could be wrong
+Vegeta This "show" is one of my favorite that cracked does, but it doesn't seem to resonate with a lot of people, sadly.
I think these are fucking boring and pointless.
+Vegeta I kinda enjoyed the early Mysteries of the Science ones but the joke got old pretty fast.
Do I get any kind of college credits for watching these?
What is with the hate? These are hilarious! I love Scott Bug!
I still haven't received my Jeff award.
+DrRawley I'd help you, I'm not qualified to help you with that. You'll probably want to take it up with Jeff.
+DrRawley maybe if we all put our minds together we can help you get the jeff award
+Josh Fox Sorry, we're fresh out. Try again next year...or however often we make these things.
Jeff Thomas
They told me it was in the mail...that was 6 months ago.
+DrRawley Who is "they"? Were they Jeffs? Were they reputable? I can't help but think you were bamboozled by counterfeits from the Geoff Foundation.
Still smarter than the progressive shit you guys have been putting out lately.
Somebody call the waaambulance.
***** Oh my.
So true!
Each can be considered... Like, there. I just considered both of them.
ok so it is dumb but that is why i like it. i know you guys may stop it because of the hate but it is good. PS what if our universe is just a big orange and soon some one from a bigger universe is gong to juice it soon.
+Jean-Paul Harrison Didn't you just fucking hear the man? They aren't made of smaller versions of themselves. so if a universe is made of oranges, how the fuck would a large orange be made of smaller oranges. ITS LIKE YOU HATE SCIENCE
+Teejay Payne yeah but, oranges are made of universes (Professor Bug said so himself after all), which means every time you eat an orange, you are committing genocide on a cosmic scale....So don't eat oranges. That would be bad.
+Stuart Foust Unless the other universe totally deserves it.
+Jean-Paul Harrison You should get your grammar checked before you make a comment and like that.
I don't get why people hate this, it's hilarious
Can moons have moons?
Yes. We call them Moon Moon.
+김민지 Hah! references!
+buciallstar thats actually really a thing though...
+buciallstar If we want to get real about it, there is only one "Moon" and that's the natural satellite that orbits Earth. Yes, other natural satellites can have natural satellites. Take our Sun(star) for example. Saturn is a natural satellite (what you call a moon) of the Sun and Titan is a natural satellite of Saturn.
+buciallstar In theory, yes. In reality it's unlikely, due to the gravitational forces involved. I remember reading about it once. You need a relatively big moon, with a small "moon moon", orbiting close to the moon, or something like that, otherwise the parent planet tends to fling it out.
Screw the dislikes. These are awesome.
I was about to unsubscribe after watching this, but I will give you another chance cuz I remembered the good times we had together.
This must be the school Ben Carson graduated from.
Yale, I think.
+Life-Row-Toll Nice try, Ben Carson!
+Kelly Vergara You found me out! Where's my hammer?
A stupid lawyer like Obama, probably.
+Joseph Ang Being a lawyer has nothing to do with it. Obama is stupid, is a stand alone fact:)
An orange is nothing but a juicy pumpkin.
pumpkins are just pulpy rocks.
+TalenelaT rocks are just tasteless hard candy
+Dexter Arnold Hard candy is just harder soft candy.
+Henric von Winklebottom A soft candy is just a chewy orange.
+darkisss and the world comes full circle
I want to see a DED Talk on Scott Bug.
I don't know why I find these so entertaining
What the fuck is wrong with people?? How, literally HOW could ANYONE dislike this?????
+Stephen Albright Everyone has their own reasons. They just don't think it's funny. For me, I like spontaneous comedy. This is not spontaneous. In fact it comes off as flat and dry humour.
+MontChevalier you're dumb though, and wrong.
+MontChevalier hahahaha pathetic comeback, as was expected. ;) Typical.
+MontChevalier He's just a troll, leave him.
+Stephen Albright You literally write like a 12 year old girl.
Love it.
I fucking love this. Keep it up, despite the dislikes!
You guys need to explain why black holes make that noise. You know, like bruptttthhh. I can't really make it but we all know it. That noise.
I believe the correct term for this video is... "EPIC FAIL"....
I really hope you guys arent actually making money off of this trash
This series has grown on me in a way I can't begin to comprehend, but perhaps Professor Scott Bug could explain.
So boring. A joke with no punchline that fails even to derive any humor from its poor construction.
I love these. I know many others don't but I think they are fun.
why is this still a thing?
+DoctorBahnausSee some people actually like it? Right now its upvotes are more than double the downvotes. And I think Cody has fun making them.
After OPCD, this is the best thing Cracked is putting out. It's up there with the Startup and older After Hours.
He is technically philosophically correct.
SCOTT BUGG IS MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
FUCK YES KEEP THEM COMING
My favorite thing about this video is that the audio is mostly in the left channel, just like shitty lecture videos. Hyper-realism.
that's it I don't understand this class or reality anymore!!! come on students lets become feminist!!!!
Please stop these, they aren't funny at all.
+Mi Tortuga es Guapo they are actually eerely similar to natural lectures. i love them.
+Mi Tortuga es Guapo It seems 1000 people disagree with you
I love these xD
you ripped this off from my philosophy 110 prof. did you study at weehawken regional college of dance and engineering?
Wouldn't it be funny, if next time he was talking about the atoms or whatever, but clearly trying to pick up sone one in the lecture hall, rag on his ex, or just personal issues in general.
Like "atoms have a strong binding force, but some times another atoms come by and steal his electron...His electron that had said she loved him...The electron that wanted a baby from him, but he just wasn't there yet...Well we call that molecule with the s***k bonus electron "heavy." and it totally is, like a good 20lbs heaver, and not that good looking, so what even the hell"
something like that.
Not only is this 100% crap, it's making me hate this guy. I used to only be mildly annoyed by him.
My mind is blown. Also, in a parallel dimension Scott was indeed not wearing pants yet his lecture was identical to this bit of genius.
I would love it if Professor Bug could tell us a little bit about climate change, and how that even works.
I would like to hear professor Charlie Kelly's opinion on the matter. Peer review is essential.
Always loved this series. Keep it up Cody!
I think Cracked should do nothing but Scott videos just to spite people.
I want to hear Scott talk about how he discovered the best moons and why the other moons suck
"Oranges are not made of smaller oranges"
I call bullshit on this one.
Suggestion: magnets/magnetism.
This series teaches so much about speech-techniques, pr, marketing, presentation and pseudo-science it always deserves my attention. And the highlights always worth it. I mean: Un-iVerse? Who else could come up with this shit? Well, maybe the guy who invented the cat-door.
+gagnashdiak x I'd so watch an episode on magnets
I couldn't stop laughing this stuff is brilliant.
This is one of the funniest series out there, its brilliantly existing.
I think all the hate this series gets makes it even funnier.
wordsticly 0:53
This is a perfect way to start the morning
Have Scott talk about evolution!
Please stop making these
I wanna take this guys class
Please stop doing Scott Bug videos. They're not funny. Give us something that's worth watching.
+Original Goose1 eh they are pretty damn clever.
theMRsome12 In my opinion, they are annoying and a waste of time.
WHY WAS THIS MADE!!!!!
Is this supposed to be a parody of something I can't conceive of a reason why this video should exist.
This once again feels improved or less formally plotted than the previous installments. Once again, I feel the magic has been lost for a previously funny segment. Best GTFO while only at 30% disapproval, and re approach this later.
At 1:10 I definitely thought he had no pants on, which I thought was hysterical. Then I realized he did, in fact, have pants on. This was mildly disappointing.
But but but... The bible! Never been wrong before! (Blatant sarcasm)
Do we really need "proof" that we don't know shit about the universe?
That's already common sense.
"All secret about the Universe will be locked forever, if we keep searching the universe, look up the stars and not down your feet, we will uncover the true secret of our universe"
PC is a real problem. And the phone joke is funny. He wasn't saying being gay is bad. And guess what its freedom of speech. Nor freedom from speech. Seinfeld is right.
It takes a special kind of perspective to understand absurdist humor. xD
I would like to see you guys talk about campaign finance. Maybe describe Citizens United v. FEC, or describe how money is or isn't a form of speech.
I could imagine the Scott Bug character evolving into a Stephen Colbert like conservative pundit character. Perhaps more specifically the kind of "expert" they would bring on to their shows.
I want Prof Bug to talk about 'Cracked' or maybe the internet in general. I mean, wtf is an internet anyway?
Watching these backwards and I'm totally seeing why I'm confusing
Insightful. How about the fact that both the orange and the universe have a bitter outside, but have a sweet inside, also.
Cody is perhaps cracked's most polarizing personality. I personally liked his 'game helping squad' much more than these.
Quite amusing because in Swedish it's Äpple = Apple and Apelsin = Orange, "Apelsin" meaning Apple from China.
Also what the fuck is up with his attire? A dress shirt not tucked in? In two sizes too big. Both the jacket and the shirt rolled up?
I think I know why I watch this series. It's just like sitting in a Sociology class.
Or maybe Because it was the only new thing cracked uploaded since last time I was on. Yesterday. I think. Maybe Monday, I don't actually know. Last time.
Talk about global warming, time traveling, zombie virus, or anything haha
I love these videos, it's like when kids play make believe, as if they are talking about very important subject! Lol
How about a compelling argument against the existence of gravity? Or else I'd love to see Prof. Bugs take on the workings of the human brain, especially an attempt to explain consciousness.
Sometimes it looks kinda like hes not wearing pants. I think this would have been more amusing somehow.
So if the Universe is made of Oranges and Oranges are made up of Universes, Then the Universe is made of things which themselves are made of Universes. This means that Prof. Bugg is wrong at 1:57, as the Universe is made of smaller Universes. Either way, RIP to Democritus' atomic hypothesis.
A Scott Bug lecture:
Politics: Sometimes, but not cool when things might happen (like near uncles and stuff).
subtitle: yes we could, but it's too difficult to should.
This character was NEVER funny and now is just getting annoying. This comedian has shown skill at comedy with other material. Please have this comedian do things that are funny. Please.
This should have had padding. An hour and half of just continually speaking on oranges, with him nonchalantly bringing up the universe; like making two action-figures kiss.
talk about how some shapes have not 1, not 2, but 1.5 dimensions. Thats real maths and let me tell you, anyone sounds crazy talking about dimensions between the 'first' and 'second'.
There are things we know about .but don't understand (quantum entanglement. Dark matter etc) there are things we don't know about. And when we eventually do know about them. We wont understand them. Thats just the way of the universe
I know it's dumb, but I really like Prof. Bug. He reminds me of a Prof. I knew back in the day. He was so brilliant that most of what he said seemed like nonsense until you had really thought about it and changed your outlook completely. So I guess he's not really like my old Prof. friend at all. Like!
I really wish you guys would go back to the scripted "Marvels of the Science". That one was well written with cool illustrations and great cinematography, with actual effort put in.
I always love the introduction! "Vice Learnfellow" with to degrees in "just science" hahaha
You're actually right about the universe being orange sometimes - when it was very small, it was orange, not the dark-black color it is now.
dude i so fucking love you its amazing how awesome these videos are MAN xD
i wanna hear you talk about anything -> anything else
I loved Wonders, but these are feeling increasingly forced. I'll keep watching though!
Please do one on Quantum Mechanics. These are amazing.
talk about lizards, very broad subject could go crazy with it. and they are in this un-iverse along with oranges...
These Scott Bug videos need to stop. They are boring and not very funny. I'm always glad when I see a new cracked video in my subscriptions but these just don't speak to me at all.
Mars is orange. Sorta. I would like to see Professor Scott Bug in the role of The Martian, sciencing the hell out of...whatever Good Will Hunting was sciencing the hell out of in order to do whatever it was he was trying to do in that movie I didn't see.
Have the people who hate these never had a lecture like this at some point? College lectures can get pretty dumb at times. Of course this is an extreme exaggeration but it feels very similar. My example is a philosophy class I had were the professor looked like Bucky Larson and use so much word art and enough bright color changes to give anyone an epileptic attack. Also it was philosophy so the subject is not too far off from what these videos have.
They should've picked a much older actor to play the "professor." He looks more like an angry waiter than a professor.
Unfortunately, he mentioned a real fact: the universe is vaguely orange. Well, actually the color is called cosmic latte, but it's orange ish.
Professor Scot Bug needs eyeliner! He´s like a Pirate of Science. Throw it over Board and fetch me a bottel of Rum.
Can professor Bug please explain why Mondays suck so much? I want a scientifically sound explanation and I feel he is the only one who can truly explain this epidemic we call "Monday"
lol this is how I often remember watching those boring and overrated space shows. utterly useless and boring.
why is he not wearing pants and 2nd question ........... why is he not wearing pants
This is awesome! It would seem a lot of people don't get it but I still think it's funny!
Have Scott talk about how the spinzies of the planet makes you car sick. I do not understand. If the car is driving in one direction and the earth is going in the same direction how come I can't read in the car. I also can read in the subway in NYC, but there are ads in the subway and I would like to read them.
Is this a parody of what religious people hear when a scientist speaks?
I don't care about people that dislike these videos. Honestly some of my favorite videos on UA-cam
just quit this. seriously. if I do see anymore on my sub feed I will be forced to go through and dislike every video in this series. I love everything Cracked do though.
Ok... *sigh*. So many luv/hate comments. I really want to like these, but damn, they desperately need a punchline at the end :(