@@thespiffingbrit HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear brit
I love the cries of anguish from the other players! I play board games with similar mechanics and there's always one player who beelines for those end-game bonuses while we toil away actually playing the game, so I feel those cries deeply :)
Oh yeah, I remember playing this as an actual board game with my family when I was a child. Considering RTG's frustrated noises it seems like the devs really hit the nail on the head when it comes to encapsulating the experience playing the game. Good job!
Spiff talking to his friends: "Hey, let's all get together and play a game some time." Everyone else: "Does it involve money?" Spiff: *Sweats nervously*
I love how they're celebrating getting a 10 on their spins, not understanding that it will make them go faster through the game and skip over many opportunities to get more money. Don't rush through life, guys!
You can also get bonuses though by finishing early. If you're the first to cross the finish line, you get a bonus (at least that's the case in the actual board game. I think they kept that in the digital version?). And while you're waiting for everyone else to finish, you get to either try for happiness or money bonuses.
@@thespiffingbrit But I don't *HAVE* a girlfriend! Please send help. Please send a girl to be my bed partner. And if you wanted to break reality, that'll be a surefire way to do it, as it'll bring about World War 3.
@@thespiffingbrit In this economy and culture? The more degenerate you are the more kudos you get with the PC left. So dont cheat unless you have all the cards in your hands. Otherwise you just plain lose.
You know i somehow get the feeling spiff might be regretting trying to reply to every comment, but you know what i shall give it a try. Would the great tea drinking god like to see if he can perfectly balance a game of survive the hunt ? :D
You have really high hopes for Spiff. I would guess he looks at this video a few hours later, sees 10k comments and just goes "fuck it, I need more tea"
I think he may have consciously chosen to not answer to your comment(He answered mine in 54 minutes), which I think is really hilarious, because of the irony.
@@thespiffingbrit Good to see you are chipping away. Pacing yourself is crucial to quality of life. Now give up on things like sleep, freedom, and life, and become a commenting machine.
Spiff! You are amazing! May your tea be warm and your teacup never empty!! ❤ also, it was my birthday on the 4th, could I get a happy birthday from you please?
Spiff is the guy who always volunteers to be the banker in a game of Monopoly as a way of informing the other players: "I fully intend to cheat at Monopoly."
I do like how an 80 year old British elder with a crippling addiction to tea kept smashing a young adult at slam dunk competitions and bowling games... Perfectly balanced
It.. it actually happened. After all these years I have a warm cup of tea in my hand whilst watching this video.. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
Yes you did. Deep down, you wanted this. Now, you're finally being honest with yourself. There is only one drink that matters. Tea. There is only one way to play a game. By crushing it. Welcome. You are not alone. Join us.
Was it Yorkshire Gold? If yes: Congratulations, you're living your best life. If no: Congratulations, you still have exciting ways to evolve ahead of you.
@@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins Like I would have had Yorkshire Gold!! This all was pure accident.. I just wanted a cup of tea and in the mean time wandered to YT, saw new Spiff upload, started watching and awakened to this new reality during the usual Spiff's spin on having a warm cup of tea in hand.. .. are my days as a coffee consumer now over..?
@@somebodycalledj You tap the little i by the time left in the ad. Then you tap stop ad. Then you confirm you want to stop it. Then you just close the window asking why you stopped it. No report is sent to UA-cam, and the ad is gone. Doesn't work on military ads.
early spiff: shows little exploits for getting lots of money current spiff: Buying all of Scotland for free future spiff: buying the universe for free and finding the elixir for immortality
I caught this channel right before the big "break UA-cam algorithm" and ended up watching so many famous youtubers start doing absolutely everything you discussed in the video. You ARE my favorite youtuber. Naturally.
I am going through hek at work. Im being overworked to the point where my body is falling apart, im perpetually tired, work is doing sweet fuck all to help, and stores are expecting me to do the work of 3 people. I can not even rest in my down time. Videos like this are the glue that helps put some of the broken bits together.
All I could see during the first costume contest was RT rolling up in his Deadpool costume, Spiff showing up as...whoever he said, and then immediately slam dunking on RT again to drive home how he was never going to win a competition.
RT showed us that gambling can literally ruin your life, while Spiff showed us that exploiting others with gambling problems can lead to massive profit.
Except for one thing. He knows that it's not perfectly balanced at all as playing is losing playing as you have to give Games Workshop far far too much money to do any Perfectly Balanced things in that game.
"if I don't keep myself pre-occupied i might end up breaking reality itself" Everybody quick, make sure he stays bored for like a week and if that doesnt work we'll go after his tea
one time my family was playing the old board game version of Life and my mom landed on so many "have another kid!" and "have twins!" spaces she had to stack her tiny peg children up on top of her little plastic car like she was building a log cabin out of babies.
The main reason you are going to reply to every single comment is to boost the interaction on the video, and to potentially make another “youtube is perfectly balanced” video. I can respect that.
Spiff: I’ll play a game with my fiancé, M4NGO! Also Spiff: “Stay single to become SMARTER, or get married. KNOWLEDGE. Knowledge is the way.” Lol! Brave man! Thank you for the time and energy you put into your channel!
It most likely is going to help at least test that theory. Most responces from creators do at least help the people who write comments feel better about channel engagement.
She's already hinting she wants him gone. It's right in her handle. (Oh dear, I am going to feel so bad if I made that joke and something happens to them). I wish you both an eternity of |love and happiness| _together._
I hate life
Hi Rt
epic
Ok
A Turtle also hates life
A turtle?!
Kind of feels like the "I'm going to respond to every comment!" is just getting us to participate in some new UA-cam exploit... and I'm ok with this.
True.
Facts
Indeed
It was
Spiffs proposal to mango be like: Will you make me the happiest man ever, and if you are feeling spicy you can even give the video a like
That's the first time I've heard anyone be so excited to speed run the game of life, bravo...? Seriously, thanks for the content.
Chad thundercock is a perfectly balanced man with no exploits.
@@thespiffingbrit the only reply we needed was this one
@@thespiffingbrit HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear brit
It was a long, and hard life. But it had one hell of a climax.
As a canadien I must say I wish we were still British XD
Thank you for all The laughs and good times
I feel so sorry for Spiff's wife. Imagine family board game nights with him as a husband XD
I mean his fiancée was playing with him in this
Well also spiff must have taught her his art
"fiance Wtfff Dud It's His Finance You Already Edited It
atleast monopoly doesn't last as long
Easy: Just play on an actual table.
"Fiancé" - not just "Girlfriend" anymore..? Congratulations to you both!
Apparently, the corgi worked its magic. Congratulations!
Next video "Marriage is perfectly balanced and has no exploits."
Timestamp???
@@rayofhop3 0:44
I love the cries of anguish from the other players! I play board games with similar mechanics and there's always one player who beelines for those end-game bonuses while we toil away actually playing the game, so I feel those cries deeply :)
Alternative title: *Irish man gets in debt in 4 minutes while getting bullied by british man*
Majority of Irish history be like :
@@insaneraptor5562 your not wrong
History repeating itself once again
so basically all of history
"I'm going to actually respond to all of them."
I'm so sorry.
He said, adding to the torment.
I never expected the “life is perfectly balanced” video to ever happen to be honest
I love how most of the video is just rt feeding money to spiffing Brit
Can't wait for the 'Marriage is a Perfectly Balanced Legal Union With No Exploits' video.
Cheating life... but on a video game
How many Bruhs can i get off this comment
Current : 606
Thinks
@@thespiffingbrit You already exploited a lot of bugs in life so why not just cheat the whole system?
Away
@@thespiffingbrit is that a trick question?
@@thespiffingbrit yes
I love how the game of life 2’s purpose is to balance it with attributes and yet money always wins, just like real life
Money never wins. human desire is infinite and 99.999% of all humans lived under the modern poverty line
@@bobby8012 That's his point, that 0.001% has won Life.
@@chrisyotas5854 Greed isn't all there is to life which is my point.
@@thespiffingbrit looking up the definition of spiff, this comment left me confused
@@bobby8012 While I get what you are saying.
Money lets you get and get away with lots.
Money is the ultimate privlage
Just found you, and I’m in love with the excessive Britishness and the exploiting of games to cause suffering :D
Thanks for creating awesome content!!
A battle of sheer wits, skill, and determination; the Drift King versus the Dunk Champion.
No comment from spiff shame
Yea
Oh yeah, I remember playing this as an actual board game with my family when I was a child.
Considering RTG's frustrated noises it seems like the devs really hit the nail on the head when it comes to encapsulating the experience playing the game. Good job!
@Attack051 Wow I can't believe it
@Attack051 he did respond to most of the comments, however, because his channel got deleted, all his comments are also gone
"i'm gonna go to fuckin' space, guys." i've been waiting for a spiff F bomb and i have finally been rewarded 😆 how unexpectedly adorable
12:24 Spiderverse Spiff was not something I knew I i needed in my life until now.
Spiff talking to his friends: "Hey, let's all get together and play a game some time."
Everyone else: "Does it involve money?"
Spiff: *Sweats nervously*
Money exploits is the Spiffing way
*evil grin*
Spiff gets 10k added to his 1600k: “so this is what poverty feels like”
Meanwhile the others have 1000k or less. Perfect reflection of the 1%
The whole video is just RT's gambling addiction taking him to hell
WHERE ARE YOU SPIFF
I feel he is merely compelled by his impotent desire to overcome Spiff (who emasculates RT with his very existence).
I mean, he also started playing against the house
RT's luck is like Jaiden's.
I love how they're celebrating getting a 10 on their spins, not understanding that it will make them go faster through the game and skip over many opportunities to get more money. Don't rush through life, guys!
You can also get bonuses though by finishing early.
If you're the first to cross the finish line, you get a bonus (at least that's the case in the actual board game. I think they kept that in the digital version?). And while you're waiting for everyone else to finish, you get to either try for happiness or money bonuses.
@@bishielurfer it’s the same for the digital too
Next time on spiffing brit: ''The british judiciary system is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits''
It is called: "being rich".
You did not reply to this comment
Somehow I feel like the "I'll respond to every comment" challenge involves a new perfect balance to UA-cam and a few dozen Fiverr's. 🤣🤣🤣
Wow spiff missed this comment
Comments but we waste spiffs time-spamming comments is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
"I just want to know what it's like to experience living again" ~ The Spiffing Brit and everyone in 2020/2021
This video was PRICELESS! 🤣 Also, I know this is a OLD Upload, BUT, CONGRATS on the Engagement!
“I hateeee children! Money time!” - Sir Spiff, patron of the fine arts 🎭
@@thespiffingbrit MORE MONEY= MORE T
Everyone else: “Hm.. A family and a house might be nice.”
Spiff: “All I need are my dollary doos and my Mars landing.”
Money can buy you happiness
never go full musk
Spiff, the only man who cheats on his girlfriend and wins.
Nice.
Her sitting next to him...
@@thespiffingbrit But I don't *HAVE* a girlfriend! Please send help. Please send a girl to be my bed partner.
And if you wanted to break reality, that'll be a surefire way to do it, as it'll bring about World War 3.
@@thespiffingbrit In this economy and culture? The more degenerate you are the more kudos you get with the PC left. So dont cheat unless you have all the cards in your hands. Otherwise you just plain lose.
Rt has money
The spiffing brit: I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
“Money can’t buy happiness... oh wait it can!”-Spiff
You know i somehow get the feeling spiff might be regretting trying to reply to every comment, but you know what i shall give it a try. Would the great tea drinking god like to see if he can perfectly balance a game of survive the hunt ? :D
This would be amazing to see, Spiff's analytical/sneaky mind and Alex's knowledge of the map would be a very tricky combination for the hunters
Yo! Love your vids failrace! And spiffing Brit
This would be amazing
Oh god, Spiff in StH would be amazing!
PLEASE!
Spiff: "I'll reply to every comment"
Also spiff: gets bored after 2 comments
You have really high hopes for Spiff. I would guess he looks at this video a few hours later, sees 10k comments and just goes "fuck it, I need more tea"
I think he may have consciously chosen to not answer to your comment(He answered mine in 54 minutes), which I think is really hilarious, because of the irony.
@@dreamscapes2727 you were proven wrong
@@phroggu indubitably
@@thespiffingbrit Good to see you are chipping away. Pacing yourself is crucial to quality of life.
Now give up on things like sleep, freedom, and life, and become a commenting machine.
Youre the only person whos videos i consistently like because being called a special sausage tickles me somewhere special
"Marriage is a perfectly balanced union with no exploits"
Lol
Except...
We almost had “life is perfectly balanced” so close yet so far
You excpected the spiffing brit but it is I Bappo.
As James may, the presenter of top gear once said. “Cheese”
Spiff! You are amazing! May your tea be warm and your teacup never empty!! ❤ also, it was my birthday on the 4th, could I get a happy birthday from you please?
As a basketball analyst I can prove that is exactly how the dunk contests would go down
Spiff is the guy who always volunteers to be the banker in a game of Monopoly as a way of informing the other players: "I fully intend to cheat at Monopoly."
aye, albeit it ain't called cheating, it's called "Tax Maneuvering" .
Heck, I would volunteer for banker just cause my sister was bad at mental math. Sometimes she shorted me, but sometimes she shorted herself too XD
I do like how an 80 year old British elder with a crippling addiction to tea kept smashing a young adult at slam dunk competitions and bowling games... Perfectly balanced
RT must have been drinking coffee
That's why he lost
When life gives you lemons turn the lemons into a business and take over the world.
Spif’s voice is literally so soothing, when he says to relax with a warm cup of tea I just want to cuddle up in a big blanket and be safe
ik, right?:D
"I hate children" "I hate the environment let's move to mars"
Can I have my personality back, Spiff?
If enough of us share the personality we can get to Mars on will power, and suffocate without the suits! everything is looking good
"I perfectly balanced the game so hard they never wanted to play with me again." Ah yes, boardgame night.
sounds like my Dad every time we play Monopoly with my family, lol.
Love your content, genuinly one of the best of the platform. A national BRITISH treasure
RT: loses slam dunk contest. "ah bollocks"
5 mins later...
Spiff: "You could not live with your own failure, and where did that bring you..?"
I'm just awaiting the moment The Spiffing Brit discovers infinite combos in Magic: the Gathering.
Same with Yu-Gi-Oh
And also any other card game really (we need cards)
Forget that, I want an infinite combo in blackjack.
Those combos are why formats exist. It's to keep certain cards from interacting in an overpowered way.
I was hoping Spiff would've responded to this
@@NarattoRadians well yeah, but it’s fun to see what abominations can be created in these games excluding that
"We play them because we hate our friends and family "
If it's a game your parents have heard of, true.
Hey Spiff, great video as always. Watched it with my tea... but I must ask, what is your fave biscuit?
*He finally found out how to exploit life itself.*
Life number 2 Electric Boogaloo
I mean how does he live for 400 years
"I hate children."
"I hate the environment."
-A very spiffy boi
I died when he got 10k and said "This is what poverty feels like"
Hi SB
Thank you so much for your videos.
You bring a lot of happiness to YT, I hope your life is as happy as you make ours. ♥️
“Are we doing it again” “of course, of course!”
It.. it actually happened. After all these years I have a warm cup of tea in my hand whilst watching this video.. WHAT HAVE I BECOME? I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THIS TO HAPPEN.
Yes you did. Deep down, you wanted this. Now, you're finally being honest with yourself. There is only one drink that matters. Tea. There is only one way to play a game. By crushing it. Welcome. You are not alone. Join us.
He didn’t respond
Was it Yorkshire Gold? If yes: Congratulations, you're living your best life. If no: Congratulations, you still have exciting ways to evolve ahead of you.
@@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins Like I would have had Yorkshire Gold!! This all was pure accident.. I just wanted a cup of tea and in the mean time wandered to YT, saw new Spiff upload, started watching and awakened to this new reality during the usual Spiff's spin on having a warm cup of tea in hand.. .. are my days as a coffee consumer now over..?
Comments but we waste spiffs time-spamming comments is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.
The last time I was this early Spiff hadn't colonized all of Scotland
@@thespiffingbrit You know the scots they will be rebelling again in 2 minutes
@@thespiffingbrit I know how to skip almost any UA-cam add on mobile
@@harperthegoblin wait, how?
@@somebodycalledj You tap the little i by the time left in the ad. Then you tap stop ad. Then you confirm you want to stop it. Then you just close the window asking why you stopped it. No report is sent to UA-cam, and the ad is gone. Doesn't work on military ads.
@@harperthegoblin thanks
Multiple years later spiff
early spiff: shows little exploits for getting lots of money
current spiff: Buying all of Scotland for free
future spiff: buying the universe for free and finding the elixir for immortality
RT played as a chef who was desperate to get ahead and had a gambling problem. Surprisingly accurate.
I caught this channel right before the big "break UA-cam algorithm" and ended up watching so many famous youtubers start doing absolutely everything you discussed in the video. You ARE my favorite youtuber. Naturally.
So many. I appreciated all of the "perfectly balanced" references they made.
I am going through hek at work. Im being overworked to the point where my body is falling apart, im perpetually tired, work is doing sweet fuck all to help, and stores are expecting me to do the work of 3 people. I can not even rest in my down time. Videos like this are the glue that helps put some of the broken bits together.
“I hate children!”
After these words spiff proceeded to find an exploit to eradicate every child on the earth.
@@thespiffingbrit intresting way to say time bomb
The Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced person with no exploits.
What about the Yorkshire Gold?
@@williamdory4375 a perfectly balanced tea with no exploits of course!
I bet Mang0 knows some exploits.
This game teaches us: No matter how happy you are, the people with more money win.
Always love the videos, I think it'd be great to see you play rounds with RT and the others
“I’d like to thank space for hosting me!”
"Life has been unkind to many of us who are not Spiff" -RT Game, March 2021
All I could see during the first costume contest was RT rolling up in his Deadpool costume, Spiff showing up as...whoever he said, and then immediately slam dunking on RT again to drive home how he was never going to win a competition.
Congratulations and welcome, future Mrs. Spiffing Brit! 💜
Hearing the spiffing Brit sing literally 2 seconds of space jam just brings so much happiness to my life
>Spiff's friends want to play a fun online board game with Spiff.
Spiff: "And I took that personally."
Spiff is totally wearing the pants in the relationship with Dan. What a beautiful bride.
It was their mistake for continuing to play with the man who never loses
I love how at one point he literally says "This game is rigged!" and his friends and fiancée have 0 reaction. He hacked their emotions too!😅
"Oooh my mind is so huge" -spiffing brit 2021
His voice relaxes me as he ruins all of his relationships
I can't wait for "Reality is perfectly balanced with no exploits whatsoever" to come out
Watching The Spiffing Brit while I drink my coffee feels like an act of rebellion.
Not Yorkshire tea?
@@puddle-master This tea is devils brew they say, at least they do here where i live.
They say Yorkshire tea is the devils sweat.
@Nice human Germany :D
(and sure im kidding)
Didn't the British also sell a fuckton of coffee
@@floridaball4896 Why swear?
RT showed us that gambling can literally ruin your life, while Spiff showed us that exploiting others with gambling problems can lead to massive profit.
Now that’s the morale of this video right there lol
It's time for you to play the Perfectly Balanced Game known as Warhammer 40k
Except for one thing. He knows that it's not perfectly balanced at all as playing is losing playing as you have to give Games Workshop far far too much money to do any Perfectly Balanced things in that game.
Ha ha, I sure do love tau players
Wassup Spiff
Yes, please
@@thespiffingbrit and i bet half your army is drones too
Of course this video pops up on my feed after getting crushed at family game night. RT my brother in soul
"if I don't keep myself pre-occupied i might end up breaking reality itself"
Everybody quick, make sure he stays bored for like a week and if that doesnt work we'll go after his tea
@@thespiffingbrit nawww, not even just for a little bit until reality collapses? 🤣🤣
Fun Fact:
The man who wrote Dracula never visited Transylvania. :D
@@thespiffingbrit no way is that true. I call bs
@@thespiffingbrit True, but she did run into a wall at the train station
@@thespiffingbrit :O
Fun fact:97,83% anime fans have never felt the touch of a women
Your channel doesnt exist my guy.
one time my family was playing the old board game version of Life and my mom landed on so many "have another kid!" and "have twins!" spaces she had to stack her tiny peg children up on top of her little plastic car like she was building a log cabin out of babies.
How did that only happen once? Every time I would play I would even sometimes have to get a second car just for all the babies I got.
Spiff once again shows that money just solves all problems. Also congratulations on the upcoming wedding!!
I didn't expect a board game to be so realistic...
yeah, money and knowledge being worth more than happiness
It turns out money gets you more happiness than marriage
@@TheSpiffingBrit1 gets you out of jail too it seems
Why do I find tormenting RT to be my favorite video type
Well spiff! You did it again. Now I'm not only addicted to tea, but you convinced me to leave a comment.
Spiff while trying to perfectly balance the comments will be perfectly balanced himself.
Still hasn't found mine
The main reason you are going to reply to every single comment is to boost the interaction on the video, and to potentially make another “youtube is perfectly balanced” video. I can respect that.
“I hate children”
-The Spiffing Brit, 2021
@@thespiffingbrit but dont we all hate children ? Theyre better at games than us
Spiff: I’ll play a game with my fiancé, M4NGO!
Also Spiff: “Stay single to become SMARTER, or get married. KNOWLEDGE. Knowledge is the way.”
Lol! Brave man!
Thank you for the time and energy you put into your channel!
Something tells me spiff replying to every comment is somehow perfectly balanced for the UA-cam algorithm .
It most likely is going to help at least test that theory.
Most responces from creators do at least help the people who write comments feel better about channel engagement.
I think it's guaranteed to get the most comments on the vid, and "engagement" is king.
User engagement!
of course it is fool, all comments boost it
It was so nice of RT to sponsor your life!
Spiffing: "My fiancée Mango."
Me: "Soon to be EX-fiancée..."
She's already hinting she wants him gone. It's right in her handle.
(Oh dear, I am going to feel so bad if I made that joke and something happens to them). I wish you both an eternity of |love and happiness| _together._
howdy and thank you for rubbing rt so far into the ground that he’s become the dirt my fine brit.