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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @jacoblang9426
    @jacoblang9426 5 років тому +4622

    The "NEXT" lady obviously can't realize that 20 people in different vehicles does the same job as 20 people in the same vehicle.

    • @notrod5341
      @notrod5341 5 років тому +456

      DOESN'T SEAT 20
      NEEEEEXT!!!!

    • @kai8517
      @kai8517 4 роки тому +383

      One person offered two Van's which makes 12 people. Another person had 1 van for 6 people. 6+12 = 18. Now you would only need two other people to drive together, simple af.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +453

      @@kai8517 Too complicated, too many vehicles. NEXT!

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 4 роки тому +325

      @@kai8517 Its for a church honey, it's all or nothing. NEXT!

    • @pyjamadan9848
      @pyjamadan9848 4 роки тому +138

      She also doesn’t know that nothing is free, I really hate that bitch, and I don’t need the attitude. NEXT!

  • @MundMoriginal
    @MundMoriginal 5 років тому +2221

    I love how someone starts scolding the "NEXT" lady, but then it takes a sudden turn into projecting some society rage he seem to had in him for decades.

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 4 роки тому +304

      Its like that one family member we agree is on average a pretty good dude, but has political opinions that we'd rather just smile and nod at rather than argue with. Old man yells at cloud sort of feel.

    • @insertnamehere1983
      @insertnamehere1983 4 роки тому +55

      He deserved to get nexted

    • @deathkitten109
      @deathkitten109 4 роки тому +128

      Which didn't even make sense because it was the 23yr old asking, it was her crazy older sister. For all we know the 23yr old could be a decent person.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому +4

      I'm sorry, I don't know what you are talking about. I don't think that part was included in the video.

    • @---oq5kb
      @---oq5kb 3 роки тому +25

      @@ArcanineEspeon 11:32

  • @consensualcastration7373
    @consensualcastration7373 5 років тому +2871

    “Are you tired of men creeping on you through your windows? I’ll try to restrain myself.”
    *under appreciated gem*

    • @TheSenatorXV
      @TheSenatorXV 4 роки тому +13

      I just saw that part as I read this comment. Amazing.

    • @josearmendariz6072
      @josearmendariz6072 4 роки тому +37

      I was looking for this. Also, if I ever see a tinting company who’s slogan is, “we can tint your wind and wind your tint,” they have my business

    • @vodago
      @vodago 3 роки тому +3

      @@josearmendariz6072 On it!

    • @AtharvaTonpayTheTwistyGeek
      @AtharvaTonpayTheTwistyGeek 3 роки тому +5

      "Fishbowl Window Tinting
      Where we can tint your wind- and wind your tintabindin"

    • @Spingebil
      @Spingebil 2 роки тому +1

      3:28

  • @agoo7581
    @agoo7581 5 років тому +4151

    "My wife wants to try the acting thing."
    Five minutes later:
    "She's been acting professionally for 20 years!!"

    • @aaahah9931
      @aaahah9931 5 років тому +91

      It'd be funnier if she show got in a time machine or lied to her husband or something to make him think she really was acting for twenty years

    • @bigfootsburneraccount9160
      @bigfootsburneraccount9160 5 років тому +46

      It was so satisfying to see him telling him off

    • @sanityplusmilkshakes
      @sanityplusmilkshakes 4 роки тому +32

      She did the stasis chamber thing from Dragonball Z during their convo, but with Shakespeare instead of martial arts

    • @dominickeijzer5844
      @dominickeijzer5844 4 роки тому +75

      I bet it was their 20th anniversary.

    • @water3602
      @water3602 4 роки тому +27

      @@dominickeijzer5844 underrated reply

  • @StrikerEureka85
    @StrikerEureka85 6 років тому +3768

    good job man. your voice made the "next" lady 1000x more annoying.

    • @MrPlayGuy
      @MrPlayGuy 6 років тому +38

      ^1000*

    • @CrowAndRedString
      @CrowAndRedString 6 років тому +157

      Come back when you can handle real women honey! NEXT!

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun 6 років тому +26

      Gives me the impression that the OP was a black woman.

    • @xRGxStepzz
      @xRGxStepzz 6 років тому +26

      Stupid Millenial NEEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEEeEeeeEEXT

    • @pikanew95
      @pikanew95 6 років тому +26

      Dear god, I would rather pour gravel down my ears than listen to that part again!
      Edit: 10:54 FUCK!!!

  • @finps9786
    @finps9786 6 років тому +4120

    Every "NEXT!" pushed me closer and closer to an aneurysm.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +105

      I think I have a tumor now.

    • @HalfFiction420
      @HalfFiction420 6 років тому +154

      I think I am a tumor now.

    • @dalayneejo
      @dalayneejo 6 років тому +86

      cool. NEXT!

    • @smellslikegoodfam2655
      @smellslikegoodfam2655 6 років тому +21

      How do I like a comment more than once

    • @aries6663
      @aries6663 6 років тому +59

      Every next pushed me closer and closer to *pulling the god damn trigger*

  • @emericswitchyoureawesomean3658
    @emericswitchyoureawesomean3658 6 років тому +5738

    Sometimes I forget that this is just a dude talking to himself in different voices

    • @-_minttea_-5841
      @-_minttea_-5841 6 років тому +107

      it's worrying if you think of it like that lolololololol

    • @davidwilliams9386
      @davidwilliams9386 6 років тому +190

      very immersive characters hahaha hes got a gift

    • @americanborn6768
      @americanborn6768 6 років тому +28

      and the scariest part is that...it reminds me of myself

    • @mflare600
      @mflare600 6 років тому +36

      That's family guy in a nutshell

    • @courtneysantoro7969
      @courtneysantoro7969 6 років тому +11

      I love the voices he does lol

  • @wisterwilson8774
    @wisterwilson8774 5 років тому +4627

    The "NEXT!" woman is my sleep paralysis demon.

    • @logat1847
      @logat1847 5 років тому +85

      korean jesus she’s a reoccurring villain

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 4 роки тому +170

      Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, you see a dark figure in the corner of your room, then glowing eyes
      She smiles and howls suddenly, _“NNNNNEEEEEXXXXXTTTTTT!!!!!!!”_

    • @nipixel
      @nipixel 4 роки тому +42

      “Next! I’m a huge bitch that can’t fucking shut her mouth! No wonder my husband left me!”

    • @wisterwilson8774
      @wisterwilson8774 4 роки тому +45

      @@nipixel Holy fuck I forgot about this comment and your comment scared the shit out of me. I wasn't sure what I said or did to deserve that lmao

    • @hexhollows
      @hexhollows 4 роки тому +15

      @@wisterwilson8774 ...NE--EEEEEEXTT!

  • @mr.shneeblie5330
    @mr.shneeblie5330 6 років тому +2607

    That NEXT lady annoyed the shit out of me.

    • @pbonney
      @pbonney 6 років тому +234

      Mr. Shneeblie I don't think I like your attitude. Next.

    • @erkhembayarmunkhbaatar9675
      @erkhembayarmunkhbaatar9675 6 років тому +25

      Nectt

    • @Turtle-.-
      @Turtle-.- 6 років тому +35

      It wasn't the next lady that annoyed me, its the voice the guy portrayed her as. The lady probably isnt THAT annoying irl.

    • @Geospasmic
      @Geospasmic 6 років тому +242

      Oh, I'd bet money she's worse. Anybody who'd type like that definitely acts like that.

    • @Turtle-.-
      @Turtle-.- 6 років тому +66

      True. I guess you are right. Most people are more civilized and formal over text than they are in person. So if she interacted with people like this over text, you are probably right. She is worse irl.

  • @sodasprouts
    @sodasprouts 6 років тому +638

    every "NEXT" was another red hot knife in my side that cauterized the wound and wouldn't let me die

    • @LilyStarflame
      @LilyStarflame 6 років тому +25

      It hurts so much

    • @Xipheria
      @Xipheria 6 років тому +5

      The pain is real.

    • @_Verde
      @_Verde 6 років тому +12

      I wanted to get a van that would seat 20, kindly drive up to her group and then fucking ram her and her group under my tires.

  • @modernotaku1764
    @modernotaku1764 6 років тому +507

    The fight between the NEXT lady and the person complaining about “Lazy Entitled Millennials” is now on my top ten list for greatest anime fights.

    • @kats-haven7879
      @kats-haven7879 6 років тому

      razmin the raspberry fox I think it's the same.lady

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank 6 років тому +2

      I'm saving this

    • @Gogetta80
      @Gogetta80 6 років тому +16

      “Next lady” met her match in the crazy department

    • @drewthatguy4933
      @drewthatguy4933 6 років тому +1

      Number 15

    • @getwrecked1852
      @getwrecked1852 6 років тому +1

      Modern Otaku Evil vs Evil

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 4 роки тому +1985

    -Feels uncomfortable staying with a gay man
    -Doesn't think twice about asking women to take a strange man into their house

    • @rubikthegeek2138
      @rubikthegeek2138 4 роки тому +107

      Well, that's homophobes for ya.

    • @cityfantv-everythingmancit2946
      @cityfantv-everythingmancit2946 4 роки тому +14

      Rubik The Geek wait how is that homophobic? I probably just saw it wrong but wasn’t it just a nut job lookin fo a husband?

    • @cityfantv-everythingmancit2946
      @cityfantv-everythingmancit2946 4 роки тому +2

      Unknown User how ignorant are you? I said I might of not seen it all. WOW.

    • @tirea277
      @tirea277 4 роки тому +124

      CityFanTv -everything man city it comes off as homophobic because he was like “NO GAYS I REPEAT NO GAYS IM NOT GAY DON’T COMMENT IF YOU’RE GAY” and blah blah. He could’ve just said “I’m not interested in coming if you’re gay because I would like a woman” but the fact that he was so adamant about not wanting a gay roommate (and how he wasn’t gay himself) made it look like he was homophobic. Just my take 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @andromedarayne
      @andromedarayne 4 роки тому +33

      @@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946 You're the ignorant one. Don't comment on something until you've seen it all and understand it.
      "I haven't seen the whole post but I'm gunna talk about it as if I have anyway." What are you? 12?

  • @SnoopaAirsoft
    @SnoopaAirsoft 5 років тому +3578

    That annoying "NEXT!" lady makes me so mad for no reason.

  • @sampletext4481
    @sampletext4481 6 років тому +1712

    “Here I got you this gift”
    *Nope I want a car NEEEEXT!*

    • @mambodog5322
      @mambodog5322 6 років тому +39

      Here's a car
      Yeah sorry hun it's blue so no can do *_NEEEeEeeEEeXT!_*

    • @ToastTheThe
      @ToastTheThe 6 років тому +6

      @@mambodog5322 NNNEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXTTTT

    • @jimbabbbson7653
      @jimbabbbson7653 6 років тому +7

      I wanted a Camaro not a Mustang *NEEEEEEEXXXXT*

    • @DesertSun0
      @DesertSun0 6 років тому +3

      Fear the wrath of Demanda!

    • @callumbatten3491
      @callumbatten3491 6 років тому +3

      But it's only a rolex
      *NEXXXXXT*

  • @somekid2500
    @somekid2500 6 років тому +10283

    I need food for my starving family
    But *ONLY* expensive, luxurious cake. Won’t accept anything else

    • @DRYB0NEZ
      @DRYB0NEZ 6 років тому +132

      Monado Boy I have a caterpillar cake is that good enough?

    • @theoziggy2071
      @theoziggy2071 6 років тому +32

      They're like the anti Marie anttuonet (I don't know how to spell)

    • @bg08395
      @bg08395 6 років тому +397

      *N* *E* *X* *T*

    • @theoziggy2071
      @theoziggy2071 6 років тому +108

      Ben G terrible reply NEXT!!!!

    • @Oasishhh
      @Oasishhh 6 років тому +22

      alixander rey it's Marie Antoinette :)

  • @epipsychidionozymandias5021
    @epipsychidionozymandias5021 5 років тому +2350

    I don't know what's worse, the "NEXT" lady or the "these millennials smh* guy

    • @agoo7581
      @agoo7581 5 років тому +345

      The next lady is at least almost kind of likable in an obnoxious way. That guy is just pure molten hate.

    • @ChaseJonas75
      @ChaseJonas75 4 роки тому +200

      Tensai Akiyama “I know it’s a generational thing, but were we that entitled?” Yes, you were, it’s just that without the internet you don’t get to see the worst of the generation everyday and have your thoughts validated.

    • @rachaelshort1704
      @rachaelshort1704 4 роки тому +8

      @Tensai Akiyama lol he really doesn't.

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 4 роки тому +85

      Yeah, the guy ALMOST had the perfect roast... but then went to far, its tragic.

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 роки тому +11

      @Tensai Akiyama
      She's an old lady (i think)
      Some old folk revert back to acting like children, as we say here. XD
      Sfit: wait. That was just his voice for her, what am I even saying??

  • @strayble
    @strayble 6 років тому +5747

    “OH GOD SHES BACK! SHES BACK WITH MORE DEMANDS!”

    • @scavsherenowayman2206
      @scavsherenowayman2206 6 років тому +174

      It is coming...
      *The NEXTUS*

    • @cpt_nordbart
      @cpt_nordbart 6 років тому +35

      Strayble All she demanded was pretty reasonable actually. NEXT!

    • @vinegar...
      @vinegar... 6 років тому +53

      cpt nordbart she was a hecking meanie. NEXT!!

    • @gaminggambeson6553
      @gaminggambeson6553 6 років тому +62

      Who is this women. I need see more of this

    • @kaloyaxeus
      @kaloyaxeus 6 років тому +20

      Suprebob Toast i disagroin. *N E X T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @ilmu011
    @ilmu011 6 років тому +2844

    "We don't require intoxication"

  • @TheColorfulPuppehKat
    @TheColorfulPuppehKat 5 років тому +2259

    This video is 14:56 long, I specifically requested a 15 minute video. NEXT

    • @user-lz9zw8gb9i
      @user-lz9zw8gb9i 5 років тому +55

      It's 14:57

    • @Sunflower-io4dg
      @Sunflower-io4dg 5 років тому +38

      Well, I requested a 16 MINUTE VIDEO, NEXT!!!

    • @cgtx3862
      @cgtx3862 5 років тому +35

      TheColorfulPuppehKat actually it’s 14:57 get it right honey, NEXT!!!

    • @pd2612
      @pd2612 5 років тому +19

      No its 14 minutes and 56 seconds NEXT!!

    • @divedrop
      @divedrop 5 років тому +42

      *S T I L L L O O K I N G*

  • @subroy7123
    @subroy7123 4 роки тому +830

    "repeat no gays"
    There go my marriage plans. :(

    • @YourMrJ
      @YourMrJ 4 роки тому +5

      Aw

    • @mathieuL2204
      @mathieuL2204 4 роки тому +51

      I feel I'm gonna play devil's advocate here:
      for sure this man's message was extremely poorly worded BUT I am a man and in my life there were two nights where I could not do anything else than sleep rough in the streets. Those two times, what appeared like nice gentlemen kindly offered shelter at their places when they saw me trying to get to sleep on park benches. And then after a couple of drinks together at their place, where I clearly indicated I wasn't interested inthe least in gay sex, they both waited me to get to sleep before sexually assaulting me. So, I was probably very unlucky and in no way shape or form do I believe that their behavior is representative of how gay men act (I have enough close gay friends to be sure of that) but in a way I can relate to the rough-sleeper in the video and though I would not defend his choice of words, my assumption is that is attitude is not motivated by ideological bigotry but rather a number of traumatising experiences.
      (english is not my first language so I apologize for my mistakes)

    • @reaganaustin2380
      @reaganaustin2380 4 роки тому +20

      @@mathieuL2204 I think the dude post was just homophobic:)

    • @butterflyutonium1661
      @butterflyutonium1661 3 роки тому +33

      @@mathieuL2204 Really sorry that happened to you. I hope you're in a better place now.

    • @sebakisniesebakisnie6109
      @sebakisniesebakisnie6109 3 роки тому

      ikr

  • @victoriawhitcomb6475
    @victoriawhitcomb6475 5 років тому +877

    That next lady really should've taken them up on their offers. If she had done the sober cabs, the guy who offered his car and used her own car she could've done the transport for twenty

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 6 років тому +238

    The "Next" lady is just the relatably embarrassing mom character from every sitcom ever made.

  • @katedate96
    @katedate96 6 років тому +5224

    I'm slowly starting to wonder if sorrow likes to use his voice as a weapon.

    • @solomoleful1
      @solomoleful1 6 років тому +72

      It should be classified as noise pollution

    • @scoutiano4441
      @scoutiano4441 6 років тому +89

      if his voice pitch goes any higher my ear drums will just rupture and start bleeding...

    • @abby-zg4rq
      @abby-zg4rq 6 років тому +58

      Sorrow would make a great bard in D&D

    • @SagimNinja
      @SagimNinja 6 років тому +52

      He is, DRAGONBORN.

    • @galaxygoop
      @galaxygoop 6 років тому +10

      *pew pew*

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 4 роки тому +865

    "My words and stories are art"
    tbh his art is probably some mary sue with a special power, then he'll despise anyone who criticises it. He seems like that kind of writer

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 4 роки тому +84

      He definitely gave those vibes. I mean, the man used the word “intellectual”

    • @skeltheshapeshifter2697
      @skeltheshapeshifter2697 4 роки тому +102

      Nuh uh, she's not a Mary Sue! She's clumsy, and as we all know, that's the peak and most interesting of all character flaws!

    • @CuteLilEldritch1010
      @CuteLilEldritch1010 4 роки тому +53

      Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that the “writer” is actually some ten-year-old girl who writes cliche Mary Sue stories on gacha life?

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +23

      Definitely. I couldn't think of a more accurate description myself. Definitely a Mary Sue chosen one who is clumsy and hella overpowered, likely a self-insert character where they wow all of the other characters (if they even exist)

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, a real writer hates almost all of their work!
      I should know!
      Though I also have extremely low self esteem and hate everything I do. I hate the fact I'm typing this. I hate the fact I'm typing about how I hate the fact I hate typing this, which I hate.
      I am a horrible person and my writing isn't art, is a pile of burning trash.
      Please kill me.

  • @Dana-koc
    @Dana-koc 6 років тому +704

    Not paying artists?! Thats like telling a repairman that you wont pay him, but he can use the toilet after he repairs it.... rule number one- if you don't have the money, do it yourself.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 6 років тому +11

      they need to be on r/iamverysmart

    • @ShardsOfIsaac
      @ShardsOfIsaac 6 років тому +23

      “I don’t need this attitude NEXT!”

    • @dy4914
      @dy4914 6 років тому

      r/txt4exposer

    • @rwilson4073
      @rwilson4073 6 років тому

      NEEEEEEXT

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 5 років тому

      Or, at the very least, make friends with someone who can draw who honestly doesn't mind doing it as a favour for a friend... Cause doing it yourself isn't always an option...

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 5 років тому +514

    The N-Word: Next
    The F-Word: Free

    • @skeeter.1017
      @skeeter.1017 5 років тому +7

      Demonitize

    • @jellykitty9618
      @jellykitty9618 5 років тому +7

      Ned Flanders.

    • @gi-hun9777
      @gi-hun9777 5 років тому +6

      @Artalin NoT oN mY cHrIsTiAn MiNeCrAfT sErVeR!

    • @calebh6244
      @calebh6244 4 роки тому

      UnderFanNeo dubs next, definitely not on my freeing server

  • @davidwells9982
    @davidwells9982 6 років тому +483

    ..."YOU HAVE MADE A MASSIVE MISTAKE."
    Great line, but the voice change from goofy woman to LORD OF DARKNESS was perfect.

  • @DeniseF
    @DeniseF 5 років тому +895

    "But Jonah, she is my waaaaaafe" 😂😂

  • @singhanmolpreet5935
    @singhanmolpreet5935 6 років тому +2791

    *dying of thirst in the desert*
    "Here you go, have some water!"
    "Sorry, I only drink mineral water with no added preservatives and high fluorine content."
    Next minute: *dies*

  • @StrawberryNova
    @StrawberryNova 6 років тому +904

    ...The "your art's improved, therefore you OWE me a new drawing!" thing drives me nuts. Just....WHY.

    • @troxx8612
      @troxx8612 6 років тому +2

      Idk

    • @DrHojo123
      @DrHojo123 6 років тому +30

      Agreed I had some art commissioned and I noticed there work Improved. I aren't going to ask for new art what I will do is pay them for new art.

    • @oogabooga620
      @oogabooga620 6 років тому +5

      I feel like its only okay if you're willing to pay the price the artist is asking.

    • @courtneysantoro7969
      @courtneysantoro7969 6 років тому +31

      Like...where did you ever hear that?? How did he even come up with that mentality?

    • @DrHojo123
      @DrHojo123 6 років тому +4

      Courtney Santoro No clue I understand time is money so yeah.

  • @friendlydark
    @friendlydark 6 років тому +4467

    but jonah she is *MAH WAHFE*

    • @oisinboland7864
      @oisinboland7864 6 років тому +70

      bad idea mia what did the " going irish" thing mean, I'm Irish, don't know how that hapens

    • @fredricbodhamn9182
      @fredricbodhamn9182 6 років тому +114

      "Our relationship is going to be Irish"
      ? Ummmm so we're going to be leprechauns? Drunk? What the faq...

    • @TheOriginalJAH.
      @TheOriginalJAH. 6 років тому +53

      Oisín Boland an Irish goodbye is when you leave without saying anything

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer 6 років тому +84

      In my experience of Ireland, an 'Irish goodbye' is when you say goodbye over and over at least five times before you actually go

    • @bradendumas7399
      @bradendumas7399 6 років тому +20

      good one NEXT!!

  • @Cheyne_TetraMFG
    @Cheyne_TetraMFG 5 років тому +1193

    "Why no retail?" "SHE IS A COLLEGE GRADUATE"
    Holy shit, let me roll out the red carpet for the GRADUATE of COLLEGE.
    GET READY FOR THE D I S A P P O I N T M E N T

    • @EpsteinKilla69
      @EpsteinKilla69 5 років тому +58

      I mean, tbf if I paid +60k for a potential job in something more proper, I'd expect not to end up in retail in a skill-less job.

    • @Cheyne_TetraMFG
      @Cheyne_TetraMFG 5 років тому +32

      Bradley Venn yeah so did I and yet 😐

    • @novaroseoooooo
      @novaroseoooooo 5 років тому +30

      in THIS economy? :\

    • @kadenpruitt24
      @kadenpruitt24 5 років тому +25

      That red carpet will cost you $420, and even more for a graduate of college

    • @stanislavzoldak2198
      @stanislavzoldak2198 5 років тому +12

      * eyeroll * *NEEEEXT!*

  • @hank9399
    @hank9399 6 років тому +60

    Each "Next!" hurt more than the last, like they were chipping away at my soul

  • @benhawkes2752
    @benhawkes2752 6 років тому +956

    I wanna find the account of the lady who says “NEXT”

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. 6 років тому +80

      Imagine the NEXT! Lady in a chat war with a First! poster

    • @kaiba7756
      @kaiba7756 5 років тому +55

      the arrogance lmao

    • @okumcpastorjoshb
      @okumcpastorjoshb 5 років тому +10

      Next!

    • @sumairfaizi6821
      @sumairfaizi6821 5 років тому +27

      Bro come on give us the Next lady fb plz

    • @ItzJuanG
      @ItzJuanG 5 років тому +27

      Trust me, everyone wants to find that darn account

  • @aliathif7778
    @aliathif7778 6 років тому +349

    That lady that is denying offers left and right just pisses me off so much

  • @NylaTheWolf
    @NylaTheWolf 4 роки тому +83

    13:06 dude that guy was so cool. He totally understood that she (well, her friend but Im not so sure if that's true) wouldn't want to work in retail and gave her some actual advice. And what does she do?
    *_"N E X T ! ! !"_*

  • @themaniac3811
    @themaniac3811 6 років тому +954

    Doctor: Ma’am we are sorry to say but your husband has passed away this morning
    Lady: *NEXT!!*

    • @bitesizedrocks5885
      @bitesizedrocks5885 6 років тому +49

      THE GREAT MANIAC looking for free transport needs to seat 20 people, we going to a funeral.

    • @pirat6911
      @pirat6911 6 років тому +14

      I have a van though

    • @evevie3264
      @evevie3264 6 років тому +14

      NEXT

    • @thedutchman4398
      @thedutchman4398 6 років тому +4

      Livia Liv Liv NO YOU! NEXT!

    • @Geronimo012
      @Geronimo012 6 років тому +1

      THE GREAT MANIA

  • @absolutelybagel2218
    @absolutelybagel2218 5 років тому +287

    You got the obnoxiousness of that NEXT! lady so perfectly

  • @AddyLovestar
    @AddyLovestar 6 років тому +391

    I can't imagine a less threatening response than "Copy that, motherfucker". It's basically writing, "I understand, motherfucker." but with such a bizarre choice of words as to cause even further confusion.

  • @allanrv4157
    @allanrv4157 5 років тому +114

    Hearing Sorrow speaking Spanish really lighten up my mood

  • @caammm88
    @caammm88 6 років тому +132

    What kills me about the NEXT lady is that she got an offer from someone with a minivan that seats 6 and a drunk taxi that seats 12. So maybe if just one more person offered to drive, she would have had everyone driven FOR FREE. But no...... and the picky woman was rude as hell to the nice people offering up their time, gas and services for free!
    But since her personality is so cartoonish, I can't fully hate her. She is friggin hillarious

  • @Spider_punk03
    @Spider_punk03 5 років тому +1503

    *”Oh god shes back. Shes back for with more demands!”*
    edit : 10:55

    • @Ayuraos
      @Ayuraos 5 років тому +33

      23 is an age to where you shouldn't be asking this particular question. And what's with the pushy GO GO NEXT NEXT NEXT with you!! If u are over 18 u can be hired anywhere. Go put in some applications and try. Don't take the lazy way asking facebook! Clearly some lazy liberal millennial pretty typical! And this is another indication our country is going to s***! Here we have a 23 year old with as much common sense as a 6 year old. All from parental coddling and too many participation trophies! Ugggg get off social media and be productive by going out and finding a job! The problem isn't even getting hired, its getting people off their phones, getting them to work on time, or getting them to show up. Then the hard part, trying to get them to do their work. Employees are supposed to be the ones who own the business, hell! Employees are supposed to be the ones who work for them. When do I get my break, and how many weeks of vacation do i get? My friends and I are going to a concert Friday, so I need Thursday and Friday off, and also, can I get an advance on next weeks pay? Oh, and I want a christmas bonus and health insurance... Did you guys see this youtube video? I know it is generational, but were we THAT entitled?

    • @Ayuraos
      @Ayuraos 5 років тому +4

      You are welocme bruh.

    • @43sumfilmz1
      @43sumfilmz1 5 років тому +8

      I read that as "oh god she's black" at first and I like it more

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 5 років тому +7

      @@Ayuraos Why would you do that? It's in the video.. Why would you do this with your free time? Honestly I bet even the "NEXT!" chick has better things to do.

  • @mxlanthios
    @mxlanthios 5 років тому +1386

    Now every time I hear "next", I get severe PTSD because of this.

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 5 років тому +5

      MayasUwUs
      Ok then, how about “the second thing after the first thing “?

    • @ItsTraviiiii
      @ItsTraviiiii 5 років тому +22

      Don't ever come to the UK, we have a clothing brand called NEXT

    • @tristinsteele6546
      @tristinsteele6546 5 років тому +3

      Travis B that’s like a clothings existential crisis like “Am I clothes or am I NEXT” oh you’re next to be reworn for three days or longer by a child or teenager
      P.S I am a child

    • @nitrionixx
      @nitrionixx 5 років тому +2

      10:54

    • @supershawnodeseninja
      @supershawnodeseninja 5 років тому

      you don't get PTSD from the thing that triggers it, you get it from the original experience. if what you're saying is legit than you already have PTSD after watching this video and you have an episode when you hear "next".

  • @RocketSka
    @RocketSka 4 роки тому +285

    You sound like an otomatone singing the last "N-E-E-E-E-XT"

    • @FainthedCherry
      @FainthedCherry 3 роки тому +2

      OH MY GOD SOMEONE ELSE HEARD IT IM NOT CRAZY

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 2 роки тому +1

      r/boneappletea

    • @ceptemzorpus
      @ceptemzorpus 2 роки тому +1

      @@KuueenKumi how tf is boneappletea applicable here

  • @Nomad2001
    @Nomad2001 6 років тому +1068

    That fishbowl logo isn't that bad actually, i wouldn't be surprised if the guy sees this video and uses the clipping tool to take the logo.

    • @smollbb
      @smollbb 6 років тому +82

      he just googled fishbowl and it was like the first image in the search. Probably ran it through some curves in photoshop to achieve the black and white thing.

    • @DemonlordHatty
      @DemonlordHatty 6 років тому +77

      We can tint your wind, and windjur dindabindint!

    • @glitchysquid1137
      @glitchysquid1137 6 років тому +35

      The guy probably doesn't even know what the clipping tool is

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 6 років тому +4

      KOMRADE VAT IZ DIZ KLIPPINK TOOL

    • @AlmostUselessPenguin
      @AlmostUselessPenguin 6 років тому +10

      Looked a bit rough and if it is from a google image search then it won't scale well because it will be a bitmap image. Probably just made with a image and 0% Saturation and very high contrast.
      EDIT: Made a similar picture in 2 minutes with the same picture and playing with the above settings, brightness and exposure
      fun fact the fish is pointing towards the camera

  • @xxfireowlxx474
    @xxfireowlxx474 5 років тому +410

    I died with the English and Spanish
    Ur pronunciation is actually not bad

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 4 роки тому +14

      He was translating and he was doing well but he gave up

    • @GoneFishingAway
      @GoneFishingAway 4 роки тому

      Does have the whole story of this post?

  • @refusingtoconform
    @refusingtoconform 5 років тому +433

    Everyone on here goes about mocking my dear lady just because she no time for the dillydaddling on Facebooks. Pease, I beg you to stop.
    She's mah wahfe.

    • @ezramatan5233
      @ezramatan5233 4 роки тому +17

      With all the respect, I think it's time for you to look back on your choices.

    • @brookem4904
      @brookem4904 4 роки тому +13

      LOL this comment is severely unappreciated

  • @MarluART
    @MarluART 4 роки тому +252

    Just in case anybody thinks that the translated "update my art" one has any merit allow me to explain.
    That would either destroy the art industry entirely, or make it so that even the clumsiest most amateurish drawing would be worth a fortune each. You're paying for their skills at that moment and that piece alone, not for it to be constantly updated like it was a fking mmo that you pay for monthly.

  • @watchdealer11
    @watchdealer11 6 років тому +2518

    *N E X T!*
    Do an AMA, my nigga.

    • @AngelofEresos
      @AngelofEresos 6 років тому +58

      The amount of sheer Obnoxygen he had to inhale to make it sound that way made my ears bleed.

    • @bulldogblast1945
      @bulldogblast1945 6 років тому +44

      No I won't accept this *NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTT!!!!!!*

    • @ItsMakiwu
      @ItsMakiwu 6 років тому +4

      Toad voice

    • @cammcmahan1776
      @cammcmahan1776 6 років тому +5

      18 - NEXT Overture

    • @m4gmaroni
      @m4gmaroni 6 років тому +11

      *STILL LOOKING!*

  • @aggroeel2454
    @aggroeel2454 6 років тому +845

    "That's just the name of our cab company we don't.... require intoxication 😂😃"

  • @gazman2626
    @gazman2626 6 років тому +195

    seat 20 NEXT! 😂😂😂
    If she put the mini van and sober cab together she would of had enough seats 😂

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 5 років тому

      @Ttrucker nope costs money NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXTTTTTT

  • @mrmurtnack5447
    @mrmurtnack5447 5 років тому +194

    I love when he is just screaming NEXT!! In the lady voice

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 5 років тому +474

    That dude with the bricks is a scam. That whole "one day only" thing? Looking at the demands he makes, I think that's not even his own house.

    • @rachelwalmart
      @rachelwalmart 5 років тому +126

      Excuse me? They're great bricks. NEXT!!!

    • @biccnesse
      @biccnesse 5 років тому +27

      *_NEEXXTT!!!!_*

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 років тому +15

      Yeah, it's totally, "Come pay me to do the work of removing all these bricks and then level out the ground so we can build a deck." Yeah, sure, I'll get right on that.

  • @kamoragrant4170
    @kamoragrant4170 6 років тому +508

    "We are enimies now"
    to all the teachers that didn't bump my 49% to a 'A'

    • @Chacha-de4qz
      @Chacha-de4qz 5 років тому +24

      You spelled enemies "enimies". I think I know why you only get 49%.

    • @Brand2Tiny
      @Brand2Tiny 5 років тому +30

      r/woooosh

    • @DepressedDbat
      @DepressedDbat 5 років тому +1

      @@Chacha-de4qz r/woooosh

    • @_Sean___
      @_Sean___ 5 років тому +1

      r/woooosh

    • @edenelvisjohn5967
      @edenelvisjohn5967 5 років тому +2

      @@Chacha-de4qz it's a joke , you deserve a r/woooosh

  • @mccademiller3956
    @mccademiller3956 6 років тому +142

    I thought that dude was like
    "I AM SELLING KNICK KNACKS..FANS...AND MY KIDS"
    then the screen scrolled down

  • @ridewithjasonhorvath
    @ridewithjasonhorvath 5 років тому +52

    Your portrayal of NEXT lady is the best thing on Earth. I come back to this video often for a dose of belly laughs. Thank you Sir Sorrow.

  • @Eriolkun12
    @Eriolkun12 6 років тому +142

    As a native Spanish speaker, I thoroughly enjoyed the double language segment. Yes, you have some silly slip-ups like "anterior" (accent is on rior and not te) but I think that adds to the charm of the humor. Great stuff.

    • @lenoirx
      @lenoirx 6 років тому

      Eriol Exactly. :)

  • @gnythefirst
    @gnythefirst 5 років тому +925

    How I read that:
    "THERES TVS....TOOLS....KNICK KNACKS...FANS....KIDS-"
    "Wait, what?"

    • @TheChudoviste
      @TheChudoviste 5 років тому +6

      Same here

    • @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452
      @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 5 років тому +6

      Where u gonna say that kids taste like chili? Or chicken?

    • @Kraigon42
      @Kraigon42 5 років тому +16

      It took me a minute to realize the user you responded to is named "Am I okay? Absolutely not".

    • @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452
      @mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @mothman4086
      @mothman4086 5 років тому +14

      I once tried to type “I just dropped a fucking bag of frozen chicken nuggets on my foot” but it autocorrected to “I just dropped a fucking bag of frozen children nuggets on my foot”

  • @movingparts6270
    @movingparts6270 6 років тому +846

    Wait did that guy seriously expect someone to clean out all of that brick in a single day?

    • @edwardkonrad4353
      @edwardkonrad4353 6 років тому +42

      Moving Parts Gaming I did this once with my dad, brother, uncle and grandpa. It took us a few days lol

    • @imtheman84
      @imtheman84 6 років тому +130

      To be fair, those bricks are worth 750 dollars, touching them might give you an expanded life span or some superpowers.

    • @jaylanrussell
      @jaylanrussell 6 років тому +24

      Moving Parts Gaming not only take all the bricks out but also laying down the foundation for a new deck as well

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +1

      Was he selling bricks?

    • @Blueshirt38
      @Blueshirt38 6 років тому +34

      And all *BY HAND.* So I think that means they are Amish, and expect you to only use hand tools to go through and pick up maybe 400 paver bricks, and grade, and compact the site for their new deck. In a day. And you pay them.

  • @blackwhole1785
    @blackwhole1785 5 років тому +353

    the guy who commented that mini lit essay of the NEXT! lady was so unnecessarily angry💀💀💀

    • @captaincap4931
      @captaincap4931 5 років тому +27

      @Pass Datass aka edgy weebs, and psuedo intellectuals.

    • @captaincap4931
      @captaincap4931 5 років тому +1

      @Pass Datass true

    • @agoo7581
      @agoo7581 5 років тому +24

      He was as hatable at the NEXT lady.

    • @LeviathanSushi
      @LeviathanSushi 5 років тому +44

      Basically an old guy going "Kids these days! Back in MY day-" i deal with this on a daily basis, my dad is this kinda person.

    • @josefn738
      @josefn738 4 роки тому +12

      For the first paragraph or 2 I thought it was sarcasm I was sadly mistaken

  • @lilrebbitzen
    @lilrebbitzen 5 років тому +456

    That singsong "NEXT" is what pushed me to sub. These are good vids and you are a funny, funny man!

  • @tranquilitystream9908
    @tranquilitystream9908 6 років тому +407

    Love the one with the story writer. I honestly get why this person wants their characters drawn so badly, but I have one question for them: If you think what you are doing is considered art and you want it to be respected and accepted as such, why can't you pay the same respect to other artforms which are undoubtably connected to your form of art?

    • @alexai2617
      @alexai2617 6 років тому +27

      Because he's an idiot and an asshole.

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 6 років тому +31

      He thought himself to be superior.

    • @harbear6276
      @harbear6276 6 років тому +25

      Uggh because OBVIOUSLY, their excellent writing should be all that is needed to convince someone that they NEED their characters drown. I mean Drewing is just grabbing a pencil and rubbing it against paper. THERE artwork requires cuntless hours of deadication and craftsmenship. Non-WRITORS wouldn't understand. You simplton.

    • @rebecasandstrom6526
      @rebecasandstrom6526 6 років тому +8

      Agree! I’m writing a book right now and can’t stop thinking about my characters. Of course, I love them so much I would willingly spend thousands of dollars to see them in a concept form.

    • @darkthought7860
      @darkthought7860 6 років тому

      are you that stupid? wow. thought a nice question had a smart person behind it. i was wrong. grow up kid.

  • @DDDDDDDDDDDDD13
    @DDDDDDDDDDDDD13 6 років тому +351

    The NEXT! Lady was pissing me off

    • @dontusethisanymoreoof-3524
      @dontusethisanymoreoof-3524 6 років тому +9

      i know right!
      like things that others find funny just really annoy me for some reason

    • @SextaEDiaDeDorgas
      @SextaEDiaDeDorgas 6 років тому +23

      I just hope that she didn't get whatever she wanted

    • @ChiefVizier
      @ChiefVizier 6 років тому +4

      LuckyFlygon - i agree. She was totally rude and unreasonable

    • @XeronWilshire
      @XeronWilshire 6 років тому +2

      NEXT!

    • @KrackerUncle
      @KrackerUncle 6 років тому +4

      MLN the one person writing that essay about "millenials" pissed me off

  • @fablethewolf825
    @fablethewolf825 3 роки тому +92

    The NEXT Lady really does have the common sense of a small child. Yeah, a collage degree will make high-end, cushy, high-paying fancy-shmancy jobs magically appear in the area. Somehow I feel like she herself in unemployed and wants her sister to get a good job so she can mooch off of her and not feel guilty about it because she got her the job in the first place.

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 6 років тому +1083

    6:14
    “And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
    I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall”

    • @shoozytho7903
      @shoozytho7903 6 років тому +15

      Uriah Siner wow i just got terror flashbacks from listening to that song as a kid

    • @kairugalliganorgodongang2316
      @kairugalliganorgodongang2316 6 років тому +3

      I laughed way to much at that comment

    • @Ping404
      @Ping404 6 років тому +27

      I loved you Sorrow we could've been together, think about it!

    • @Mnsterhunter
      @Mnsterhunter 6 років тому +10

      MY TEA'S GONE COLD AND IM WONDERING WHYYYYYY

    • @plasmidboi8381
      @plasmidboi8381 6 років тому +6

      My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.

  • @theclownsystem9429
    @theclownsystem9429 6 років тому +126

    The "NEXT" lady got me. You made it one hundred times more funny with your voiceovers. NEEEEXXXXT

    • @claudettes9697
      @claudettes9697 6 років тому +3

      Jennifer Dixon he could read a cookbook and I'd be all about it.

    • @theclownsystem9429
      @theclownsystem9429 6 років тому +1

      Claudette Smith lol same here

    • @claudettes9697
      @claudettes9697 6 років тому +1

      Jennifer Dixon if I could get a CD of him singing...! His Jesse's Girl moves me!

    • @xizbow2428
      @xizbow2428 6 років тому +1

      nnnnNNNNNEEEEEEeeeext!

    • @claudettes9697
      @claudettes9697 6 років тому

      xizbow thank you for commenting, brought me back here, and it's so funny it hurts. 😂😂😂😂 Needed this break 😥

  • @psychonauticz
    @psychonauticz 6 років тому +631

    next doesn’t sound or look like a real word at this point.

    • @hatedd7773
      @hatedd7773 6 років тому +8

      HUUUUUHMMMMMM

    • @aurex8937
      @aurex8937 6 років тому +55

      I want a fresh comment, not something from 2 hours ago. NEXT!!!

    • @psychonauticz
      @psychonauticz 6 років тому +21

      Aurex
      That actually made me laugh.
      *_NEXT_*

    • @nexus-yr6mz
      @nexus-yr6mz 6 років тому +7

      Only the author of the orignal comment says "Next", NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @susorasu
      @susorasu 6 років тому +4

      Tainted Imagination *neEEEeEeXT*

  • @ninesalive
    @ninesalive 4 роки тому +125

    “No retail!”
    LITERALLY A FEW COMMENTS LATER
    “Entry level”

  • @karl6892
    @karl6892 6 років тому +1095

    Holy shit the NEXT voice slayed me lmao

    • @tamiaharris7248
      @tamiaharris7248 6 років тому +1

      medik ski same lol

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 6 років тому +7

      medik ski NEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXT

    • @totalorganfailuregaming3252
      @totalorganfailuregaming3252 6 років тому +3

      OK. *N E X T!*

    • @pinkfloyd1327
      @pinkfloyd1327 6 років тому

      medik ski N E E H H H H X T!

    • @Shatru3
      @Shatru3 6 років тому +8

      @Insults Editing
      for real, like some people been so kind, I got so surprised
      i feel bad people like this girl actually exist :s

  • @acequs
    @acequs 6 років тому +312

    $10 for 40 drawings? As an artist, that genuinely hurt to read. I had to pause the video.

    • @allenholloway5109
      @allenholloway5109 6 років тому +44

      Even if they had meant rough sketches, thinking up 40 *different* designs is freaking insane. It's difficult enough when they tell you exactly what they want.

    • @islandko2402
      @islandko2402 6 років тому +19

      40 blank pages.
      Done!

    • @veritascalivmeir3708
      @veritascalivmeir3708 6 років тому +15

      You're right, that's asking for too much. 50 drawings for $7.50

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 6 років тому +7

      i think his thought process is that it takes five minutes to spitball a design.

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 6 років тому +4

      Jack Hazardous I mean, if it did, the offer would be... still not great, but at least we'd be looking at 10$+ an hour. I guess that's appropriate for just rough drafts.

  • @jimvargaco.6344
    @jimvargaco.6344 6 років тому +182

    The "If you're a woman who needs a man in your house" read to me in like a turn of the century hobo way - like - "I'll come and live on your farm and do chores around the place or whatever" Then the no gays came and it was suddenly just a bum trying to smash.

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 6 років тому +27

      I hate when men make gender a specification on move-ins. It's like, fuck you they're a roommate, they're not there to serve as a trapped flirting target. I've been trying to move for the last year and day after day I scroll past people trying to combine rooming and dating like it's an arranged marriage. "Rent is free if you dress in high heels and full makeup at home every day, cook me dinner, act subordinate, and suck my toes when I come home from work" like fuck off, some people are trying to just be alive. Lol sorry for ranting. I guess it looks like people can be like that on the other side of the housing thing too. I don't get these hetero dudes who think that living with someone means guaranteed smash.

    • @teresal7890
      @teresal7890 6 років тому +5

      Hobosexuals are everywhere... it's a long and storied tradition.

  • @bobsponge3462
    @bobsponge3462 4 роки тому +57

    I'm surprised by his pronunciation in Spanish! Even tho he obviously wasn't speaking fluently cus he has never studied Spanish, he managed to pronounce most words correctly!

  • @burgundy1412
    @burgundy1412 5 років тому +748

    Omg its the “NEXT!!!” Woman!!! : D

    • @Lily-eb7bz
      @Lily-eb7bz 5 років тому +4

      @@bowgartfan Heh I get it
      I think.. not sure.. I hope I do!

    • @sarahlisa5191
      @sarahlisa5191 5 років тому +1

      Is it the same lady? With the vans? God I hope so! If you don't know the answer...
      NEXT!

    • @gentlegiant6585
      @gentlegiant6585 5 років тому

      🤭👏👍🤣

    • @breadmeiser
      @breadmeiser 5 років тому

      I have a minivan that holds 6 people in it.

    • @defunctaccount9803
      @defunctaccount9803 4 роки тому

      @@breadmeiser needs to seat 20, NEEEEEXCXXXXXTTTT!!!!!!!!!! 1!-!16_44283

  • @sociopathicunicorn6628
    @sociopathicunicorn6628 6 років тому +752

    Omg that "NEXT" woman is so rude!
    people are trying to help her, and all she's saying is "blah blah blah, too expensive, my expectations are higher than the Lincoln building, (insert rude thing to say) NEXT!!!"
    Edit: thank u guys so much for 203 likes:))

    • @mentlegen8962
      @mentlegen8962 6 років тому +5

      TheKatDoesDat NEXT!!!!

    • @Estragon17
      @Estragon17 6 років тому +28

      Not surprised she is a Christian.

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 6 років тому +6

      Estragon17 OH MY GOD YOU ATHEIST ROT IN HELL!! NEEEXT!!!!! (Im joking haha im atheist aswell)

    • @jaredvise117
      @jaredvise117 6 років тому +6

      Why does it have to be bc she’s a Christian? It’s really no different than any other stereotype.

    • @aedeagus9292
      @aedeagus9292 6 років тому

      she's hilarious

  • @caspianchan2371
    @caspianchan2371 6 років тому +551

    What if NEXT! is her name and she is just putting her signatures on her every post?

    • @ericf2521
      @ericf2521 6 років тому +38

      HER SIGNATURE?! I WON'T EVEN DIGNIFY THAT WITH A LIKE! NE-E-E-E-E-E-EXT!!!
      Lol jk that was a good one!

    • @thisisJim85
      @thisisJim85 6 років тому +24

      Nope! NEXT!!!

    • @nicholas1139
      @nicholas1139 6 років тому +11

      2 minutes ago
      Fuck U
      Now
      I'll give u a chance and u call her
      or else
      Next

    • @phyllisstein1837
      @phyllisstein1837 6 років тому +17

      If her name isn't NEXT! she should change it right now

    • @cherryixing4372
      @cherryixing4372 6 років тому +11

      @@nicholas1139
      We are enemies now
      N-E-X-T!!

  • @K.D.Meyers
    @K.D.Meyers 4 роки тому +331

    Nobody:
    The actress' husband: *_mAh WaHf_*

  • @rogo23
    @rogo23 6 років тому +66

    ‘Sorry I don’t do free work’
    *pause*
    ‘You have made a massive mistake...’

  • @andrewkavanagh6123
    @andrewkavanagh6123 5 років тому +140

    Imagine the NEXT!!!! Lady being flirted with:
    Guy: Hey there, I thought you looked really nice. Perhaps we could hang o-
    Screaming Lady: NOT HOT ENOUGH! NEXT!

  • @007MrYang
    @007MrYang 6 років тому +592

    The Spanish part was just overwhelming. Since I could understand both languages I couldn't concentrate on a single one lol!

    • @temo5128
      @temo5128 6 років тому +34

      007MrYang Yo me too también

    • @MS-pe2vt
      @MS-pe2vt 6 років тому +1

      same

    • @nathanspot7877
      @nathanspot7877 6 років тому +25

      007MrYang ikr, like im hearing jorge but at the same time george

    • @alcolito7265
      @alcolito7265 6 років тому +11

      Wey no mames, la voz del español xD

    • @joeprado3614
      @joeprado3614 6 років тому +5

      Was the translation accurate?

  • @peacho9734
    @peacho9734 5 років тому +121

    He really nailed those *"NEXT"* part lol 10/10

  • @rubie8410
    @rubie8410 6 років тому +429

    (How do they break it to her there’s no car that sits 20 people )

    • @drewthatguy4933
      @drewthatguy4933 6 років тому +18

      The new Google car seats 69

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +46

      There is. It's called *yells into megaphone* THE BUS!

    • @evenrik_2214
      @evenrik_2214 6 років тому +14

      I DontKnowAnymore then it wouldn't be a car. A bus

    • @TheGr0nch
      @TheGr0nch 6 років тому +1

      I DontKnowAnymore its called a bus

    • @rubie8410
      @rubie8410 6 років тому +13

      A bus isnt a car... its a bus

  • @augiespendley3389
    @augiespendley3389 6 років тому +62

    4:44 both /r/choosingbeggars and /r/forexposure, THEN an /r/niceguys turnabout.
    I never thought I'd get to witness something like that. Beautiful.

    • @finnfinity9711
      @finnfinity9711 6 років тому +2

      Augie Spendley oh baby a triple!

    • @ferael0013
      @ferael0013 6 років тому +2

      Also /r/iamverysmart

  • @dalayneejo
    @dalayneejo 6 років тому +790

    but jonah, she is meh waaaffff...

  • @indieflowerutau
    @indieflowerutau 4 роки тому +135

    at first i was like "yeah this person is finally calling her out on the next thing" and then she went to "lazy liberal millennial" and-

    • @shikiaura
      @shikiaura 4 роки тому +30

      That's how it be, sometimes. Any extreme with confront its extreme opposite (youthful entitled and everyone else is at fault vs old entitled and everyone else is at fault), and the ones trying to stay medium just got ignored

    • @biancamusial8632
      @biancamusial8632 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah, I was almost starting to cheer for the NEXT lady

    • @alwinwinter1645
      @alwinwinter1645 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, but why can't insufferable people like that just get into arguments with *other* insufferable people more often?

    • @trashbintf2
      @trashbintf2 Рік тому

      Well, they're literally correct about at least 2 out of the 3, what's the problem?

    • @meidicht6453
      @meidicht6453 Рік тому +4

      @@trashbintf2 oh idk maybe them scoffing over employee rights is an issue oh idk

  • @votekermitthefrogforpresid7332
    @votekermitthefrogforpresid7332 5 років тому +1013

    Legend says she’s still trying to find a job for her sister

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 років тому +32

      It's a shame nobody will just give her a job. She still needs one. NEXT!

    • @cyclingcycles7953
      @cyclingcycles7953 5 років тому +30

      This comment is not helping anyone you prick! NEXT!!!

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 5 років тому +19

      @@cyclingcycles7953 Shut up, how about instead of attacking people, you actually offer some help? *NEEXT!!!*

    • @ShadowSorel
      @ShadowSorel 5 років тому +8

      she can't find a job because she's still looking

    • @tabstrash7166
      @tabstrash7166 5 років тому +8

      Legend says she is also is still looking for transportation for the church too.

  • @annabanana1680
    @annabanana1680 6 років тому +213

    “I’m a birthday shy of turning 26”
    So... 25?

    • @CanisWTF
      @CanisWTF 6 років тому +21

      Trying to get to the word count on an Essay in a nutshell.

    • @annabanana1680
      @annabanana1680 6 років тому +3

      Canis 😂😂

    • @drewthatguy4933
      @drewthatguy4933 6 років тому +3

      I'm 17 birthdays shy of being 21.

  • @shannons.7466
    @shannons.7466 6 років тому +505

    "NO GAYS , I repeat NO GAYS do NOT message me i am not gay,repeat no gays" when you're in the closet

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 6 років тому +14

      Maybe he had a buncha gay dudes contacting him to stay at their house since he was so desperate XD

    • @balls-lover-34
      @balls-lover-34 6 років тому +15

      imagine what he went through to repeat that so many times lmao

    • @rwilson4073
      @rwilson4073 6 років тому +5

      NEEXT

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 6 років тому

      @Elektr0 Gaming id be pretty fucking pissed if i asked for a woman and instead got 100 81-year old gay sweaty grandpas. the only gay person i allow in my area is dio.

    • @Ryan-vf2fx
      @Ryan-vf2fx 6 років тому +1

      Gay dudes are just as annoying to straight dudes as straight dudes are to women. NEXT!

  • @v0rtexbeater
    @v0rtexbeater 4 роки тому +67

    The lady who (probably) writes crappy fanfiction on wattpad yet acts as if she's an icon of literature is my favorite one

  • @KorosuKivy
    @KorosuKivy 5 років тому +517

    Hey can you make a video of just NEXT lady? its priceless

    • @spacollii
      @spacollii 5 років тому +15

      NEXT!!!!!!!

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 5 років тому +28

      I kind of wish I was the person who posted her ridiculousness. I would love to follow her just for the entertainment.

    • @cgtx3862
      @cgtx3862 5 років тому +5

      KorosuKivy no it’s annoying Jesus has to do something about her

    • @nofabe
      @nofabe 5 років тому +26

      If I have to watch a full video of that "NEXT" imma hunt her down and highfive her in the face with a chair

    • @07kamichamakarin
      @07kamichamakarin 5 років тому +6

      Sorrow TV's service fee is not that cheap, can you handle it? If not... *NEXT*

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad 6 років тому +169

    I am SO angry because I am a native Spanish speaker, and Sorrow did a pretty decent job reading the Spanish texts, from what I could tell over the English. GREAT JOB! >:[

    • @nuwbers
      @nuwbers 6 років тому +12

      Are you happy or mad.

    • @yeahlmao9583
      @yeahlmao9583 6 років тому +1

      so you happy or mad about this?

    • @CesarDaSalad
      @CesarDaSalad 6 років тому +8

      Um... do I really have to explain the joke? :/

    • @yeahlmao9583
      @yeahlmao9583 6 років тому +1

      Cesar The Salad oh. didnt notice.

    • @tsyf1
      @tsyf1 6 років тому

      Iba a comentar algo parecido, el tipo tradujo bastante bien.

  • @wendyhanson1303
    @wendyhanson1303 6 років тому +431

    *W E A R E E N E M I E S N O W*

    • @nordern1
      @nordern1 6 років тому +6

      NEXT!

    • @jessicaromie5256
      @jessicaromie5256 6 років тому +1

      It was just a phone call!!!

    • @thesurvivor6430
      @thesurvivor6430 6 років тому

      He probably barely even knew the guy, so to him it probably made absolutly no differrence at all...

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 6 років тому +2

      Wendy Hanson YOU DIDNT CALL MY WIFE YOU COULD HAVE ATLEAST CALLED HER *grabs bodypillow* HERE SHE IS
      i just explained weebs. Holy fuck.

  • @tox1c_box
    @tox1c_box 5 років тому +228

    Good prices, great deals?
    *_N E X T ! !_*

  • @anonymousxaela761
    @anonymousxaela761 6 років тому +971

    At first I hated the NEEEEXT lady, but she became a fitting anti-Hero against the 'OMG MILLENIALS ARE SO ENTITLED' villain.

    • @dry7560
      @dry7560 6 років тому +177

      top 10 anime redemption arcs

    • @realuity3075
      @realuity3075 6 років тому +27

      Ms. Nextpink will be my new favourite user.

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 6 років тому +1

      kingman978 Lmao

    • @theredcomet844
      @theredcomet844 6 років тому +3

      She’s like Reinhardt in FEH.

    • @Tappettava
      @Tappettava 6 років тому +46

      NEXT! was still annoying, ungrateful and rude af. NEXT!

  • @hauntedinsanityyoutube5909
    @hauntedinsanityyoutube5909 6 років тому +191

    “Come clear my garbage from the end of the lane, $150.”

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 6 років тому +1

      HauntedInsanity UA-cam ewww that looks so gross!

    • @Mario-yb2gx
      @Mario-yb2gx 6 років тому

      He just could of made a garage sale

  • @sugarfreejelly5577
    @sugarfreejelly5577 6 років тому +121

    the NEXT! Lady acts like people are lining up at her door to do free services to her, she isn’t a celebrity either and nobody knows her yet acts like everyone wants to do her bidding. What kind of parents did she have?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +37

      And worse, she's religious.

    • @billcipher8645
      @billcipher8645 6 років тому +9

      She didn't have parents at all. NEXT!

    • @luthor24127
      @luthor24127 6 років тому +4

      She's probably a boomer so endlessly entitled.

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 6 років тому +6

      When someone thinks they have a personal relationship with the divine creator of all reality, it's kind of not surprising they act like they're special.

    • @yes904
      @yes904 6 років тому

      THOSE kind of parents.

  • @DindellaTheDefender
    @DindellaTheDefender Рік тому +33

    I will always love that if the woman was nicer and had an ounce of problem solving skills, she’d already have 18 out of 20 people accounted for.

  • @fikamedbasse7304
    @fikamedbasse7304 6 років тому +526

    I need a 15:00 minute video, not a 14:57 video.
    *N E X T!!!!!!!*

    • @haroldlamb7334
      @haroldlamb7334 6 років тому +32

      This comment was way too short!
      NEEEEEEXT!

    • @balls5370
      @balls5370 6 років тому +27

      Harold Lamb This reply was to unoriginal!
      *N E X T*

    • @AFRorie
      @AFRorie 6 років тому +19

      Mytrillee I wanted italicized, not bold!
      NEXT!!!

    • @whirlingstars
      @whirlingstars 6 років тому +9

      Andrew Stanaland I don't want someone who fails. **NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!**

    • @AkkumuLBC
      @AkkumuLBC 6 років тому +13

      That "NEXT" was too long!
      *N E X T ! !*

  • @MortusSweet
    @MortusSweet 6 років тому +4200

    This video was amazing! *NEXT!*

  • @esmeraelillywing612
    @esmeraelillywing612 6 років тому +85

    Choosing beggars drive me absolutely MENTAL!! I have always tried to help people that have been in need, but this one time just almost ended it for me. I worked at a higher end bar and restaurant, and at the end of the night the manager would let us take home leftovers. I absolutely love the stuffed mushrooms and crab cakes we had as appetizers, so I would often bring some home at the end of the night. This was NOT a high paying job and I had no other source of income for my household, and I often found myself relying on those leftovers for dinner that night. Anyway, I was walking home, when a homeless woman asked if I had any money. I told her I didn't, but she could have my food if she was hungry. She took the container, opened it up, and with her dirty fingers, poked the crab cakes and picked up a mushroom, sniffed it, tossed it back in the container. She then said, "That's nasty, I don't want that." and promptly shoved the food back into my hands as she walked away. Great. Now my dinner for the evening had been completey ruined, there was no way I was eating that after she had her grubby paws all in it. OMG, I cannot tell you how appalled I was at her behavior and it really changed my outlook on helping people after that. Which is hard bc I live near an area where you can't even go to the gas station without someone asking if they can have money or cigarettes. Just disgusting.

    • @007RAJKOify
      @007RAJKOify 6 років тому +2

      I know some things are expensive to some people, I get that.
      But, atleast, people shouldnt be rude and should have some
      common sense. To nice person come nice things. If they
      ask for a favor they should be polite and thank anyways.

    • @vaux1719
      @vaux1719 6 років тому

      tldr
      *N E X T !*

    • @yaoiprotag4029
      @yaoiprotag4029 6 років тому

      I thought you were the girl from 5:13

  • @owo1744
    @owo1744 5 років тому +121

    2:33 Just draw 40 straight lines, with a slight curvature for each, on 40 different drawings. Quick 10 bucks, if he doesn't pay, you can sue.