Well most lavender products is complete bs and just rely on placebo effect. If its like a spray for killing mosquitoes or other insects, they're fake but some like those car ones is actually real but in very small but significant amount.
nighttracker ? Lavender (and rosemary) decreases the production of cortisol, the stress hormone, which is why it helps people sleep etc it just mellows you out. I boil lavender seeds in water and let it cool to make a spray for when I'm feeling stressed or my daughter is throwing a tantrum. A lot of products you can buy have artificial scents in them or use oils, which can be unsafe for children and toxic for pets, but boiling the seeds in water dilutes the lavender and is safe to use
@@casperwashere I mean, drug dealing is mechanically similar to a pyramid scheme, except it's fundamentally superior because the drugs actually do what they're supposed to
@@casperwashere they are the exact same thing but with the expectation you will be addicted to the product instead of buying so much in bulk that it all spoils in your garage.
i remember seeing an abstract version of that meme where it was like, "in only six weeks, robert lost... robert." and the 'after' photo was the guy's face completely blurred out, the rest of him lookin all ethereal. sad that wasn't the meme to pop up here.
@Thine Frick what i meant by my comment is i hate those anti-vaxxer yoga moms who think oils will fuckin cure cancer. if used by normal people, like you, i'm assuming, then i have no problem with that whatsoever.
When you get denied, you have to respond with shit like "WOW SUCH TOXIC ATTITUDE IM A STAY AT HOME MOMMY AND DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS Also #bossbabe or #momboss in every post and DM
Tipsy River filled with backhanded compliments. "heyyy girly! Been following you forever! Youreeeee gorgeousssssss!!!!! But did I mention you look kinda fat and need to buy my fittea bullshit to give you diarrhea that's supposed to make you 'healthy'?"
"Don't through this opportunity away! Imagine buying the car of your dreams! All you gotta do is sell your sou.....buy into this company and you'll have all the potential to do amazing things!"
I saw a study on what they do, and essential oils actually do kill a lot of bacteria and viruses in direct contact with them. Of course, so does tequila, water, gasoline, and most other liquids. The "they calm you down" thing is bullshit too. People with essential oils saw no decrease in heart rate after surgery, according to a study.
Some essential oils do have benefits but not NEARLY to the extent some people claim. For example, Vaporub? Uses eucalyptus essential oil to help clear sinuses. I have asthma and it does help me clear my airways but THATS ALL I USE IT FOR. I dont think it cures autism, but some oils can help with minor things like stuffed noses.
The doctor says I’m allergic to poison ivy but it’s so natural and pure there’s no way I’m gonna stop rubbing it all over myself, but I still need to find why I’m cover in rashes
You're obviously just taking too many showers! Instead of that nasty "water" try my new product,CleanGoo! Don't mind the brown color,it's perfectly safe.
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Doctor: “Your children could die from their allergies to Fragance, don’t use essential oils” Hun: “Time to use more oil on them like I’m about to deep fry chicken”
'By design, you only have idiots working for you' is the single best anti-MLM quote I have ever heard and literally nobody can ever top that. Everyone else can go home now, the internet has been officially won.
@@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd Okay, then why did you say that every business is a pyramid scheme? Because that isn't even remotely true. I believe you are confusing a pyramid scheme with a pyramid structure. Which are two very different things, as one is illegal and the other is perfectly legal. Just read this short article about pyramid structures and schemes, it'll explain everything as I can't be bothered to type out an essay about the differences between a pyramid scheme and structure. www.allbusiness.com/pyramid-structure-versus-pyramid-scheme-2-5848424-1.html
It goes down the toilet. Along with all the contents of your stomach for hours and hours while you writhe in pain wondering what you did so wrong to be in this much pain
There are people that think you can reduce the amount of fat on individual parts of your body so no level of ignorance about the human body surprises me anymore
"Hey, I've got a question! " -*It doesn't work* I can only imagine like a traumatized Todd Howard walking around in circles, repeating to himself " it just doesnt work "
I work at a taco chain localized in my state and I'm just remembering how on two separate occasions folks have come in with their younique cards and on those occasions they both ordered like. On bean burrito and a drink (drinks don't come with), and, both times I had to be like "I'm sorry, the card declined," and they just looked so disappointed. Not even like surprised just, "oh, okay..." Only other time and MLM's card was DECLINED, I had this family of like 4 come through the drive thru and originally they ordered 15~ bean burritos, I told them the price (I think like $20), and the man ordering went, "Oh, uh, how many could I get for $10?" "8? Is that okay?" "Yeah yeah, sure, and 2 sweet teas" "That bumps you to $10.75, is that okay?" "Yes yes yes, thank you so much." And I just went on with ordering stuff. When they got to the window they gave me the 10 in bills and then handed me a younique card. counted the bills just to make sure, typed it in, then swiped the card. Declined, of course. "Sir I'm sorry, it declined?" "Oh, that's weird, there's money in it..." "I'm sorry, it declined." "...Okay" Turns to his wife, who pulls out, you guessed it, a second fucking younique card, I swipe it, it declines, and they search their car. Honestly, I just felt like, so bad for them but I didn't have the 75 cents they needed and I couldn't just let them off so they took off one of the teas. But yeah, don't join an MLM it's. You don't want to be poorer than the 16 year old you order food from.
oh god i feel genuinely sorry for the family of these people. it makes my heart break. they cant even like, enjoy basic things because their "amazing starter company" is sucking the money out of them. fucc.
i don't know what's sadder, looking for change in your car after your fake card declines. or not even being surprised it got declined in the first place...
I think the worst thing about those cards though are the fees. You're charged a fee for; putting your own earnings onto the card, checking your balence, withdrawing from the card, if you accidentally ATTEMPT to overdraw, AND EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU USE IT. And these don't include the ATM fees. You can't get the card until you've gotten $50, and the average presenter earns $15 a month! And then they charge you $1 everytime you use the fucking card lmao
Working the minimum wage job is miles better than MLM. I never quite realized the magnitude of the scam, they're not even trying to pretend to be a legit business, they just straight up rip people off and the only thing to butter it up is vapid shilling.
i am genuinely horrified by the people talking about putting essential oils on their kids. they're strong AF and there's been multiple cases of mothers accidentally killing their kids. really all you can do is put drops in a cup of warm water to make your room smell nice; they're way too strong for anything else
Luc Honan I've never heard of anyone killing their kid with oils, but there is a thing that MMS, which is a chemical that forms bleach when mixed with acids, like orange juice, and people give it to their kids thinking it will cure them of autism.
Essential oils are pretty great when diluted. For example, once I put about two drops of mint essential oil into a can of frosting to make minty frosted cupcakes. It was delicious. But remember to be VERY CAREFUL. They're incredibly potent and can hurt you if you don't dilute them. Of course, when diluted, they're pretty cool. I don't think they can solve illnesses, but they can definitely smell and taste nice, and they might even be able to do stuff like repel insects too. Just don't buy into a multi level marketing scam for them. Just go to your local hipster store and get em there.
Those women talking about using essential oils on their kids even though they're allergic just really pisses me off to no end. Those oils are super harmful if not diluted properly and they're especially harmful with someone who has allergies. I spilled lemongrass oil and then stepped on it with my shoes on and it absorbed through my shoe into my skin and I was so so so sick for days. And anytime I smell any oil that has citrus in it i immediately swell up. I also kept taking a shot of liquid coconut oil a day and that fucked my stomach up! And i literally had people tell ne i was crazy that its all natural so it shouldnt hurt me. But people just keep giving this shit in the wrong ways or using it like it's a cure all when it can actually be harmful if you're not smart about it. I believe there are a lot ways to use supplements and herbs that are beneficial but it shouldn't be used unless you know what you're doing and even then still be careful.
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If you'd like more, I can get you 500ml of P.I. essential oils! All natural! It's great for when your skin isn't red enough, or feels too comfortable! GREAT business opportunity! Make up to 4 figures in only a decade! PM me if interested 💁❤️💰💰 (Make this your UA-cam comment)
Where is the soundcloud/itunes link for that last track? I want to buy it...And then sell it and convince other people to sell it under me. Also, side note, you probably get this a lot but I've fallen down the rabbit hole that is your channel. How do you make everything funnier?
Brian Lee, yes, he also watches kids cartoons and makes reviews on them, also danTDM is subscribed to pudipie. It’s not a surprise. Just stating basic facts, but it’s true. lol
Some guy asked me if the cookie I gave hime had peanuts in it and I just sighed. His face started puffing up after and I was like chill, they're all natural 🙄
things i'm thinking about today: the guy that bullied me during my first couple years of highschool (he's still an asshole to this day though) walks around with a herbalife flask, er, thing? and a herbalife lunchbox... someone in his family got into MLM and i relish each moment every time i remember that fact.
10:00 Goddamn, this infuriates me. Poor children; will have to live with the consequences and probably become indocrinated aswell (unless the curtain falls at some point). Arsenic is completely natural, too!
Nuts are also natural. So is poison ivy! I have a nut allergy and the doctor said to avoid nuts, but I'm not gonna listen to him, and I'm gonna have a bath in almond milk because it's so good for your skin, then I'm going to towel myself off with poison ivy! I can't wait!
Yeah at the Christmas services at my church (we have like 12, plus the rehearsals) one of the worship leaders had an essential oils diffuser in the green room and I nearly had an asthma attack, and had breathing trouble all night. “BuT iT’s EsSeNtIaL OiLs” Oh yes, let me just tell my chronic, incurable respiratory illness and I’m sure it’ll stop. Thankfully the rest of the week they used rly light scents like lemon so it wasn’t too bad.
I'd never have known Essential Oils can have an effect like that on someone with asthma.. Sounds like a horrible experience. :( I'm glad you made it out alright though!! Thank you so much for sharing your experience. My family uses essential oils every once in a while, so I'll make sure we keep an eye out for any guests who may be liable to suffering attacks similar to yours.
@@EitherOr3 technically everything is "natural" since everything comes from nature one way or another. Also you can be allergic to anything, your body doesn't decide what kind of stuff it overreacts to, it just does
My daughter's found out they were allergic to peanuts at the peditrition today. Then The Doctor started listing the things with peanuts in it, but I was like hmmmm. I don't think I'm going to stop feeding them all natural peanut butter cause it just has so much benefits.
Alex, stop that; you're confusing the Americans. ISS: Plenty of animals are *immune* to snake venom, but that doesn't necessarily mean they posses a natural anti-venom (or 'anti-venin', if you're not from the States). Snakes, for example, are immune to their own venom. But that's only to say it doesn't bother them, not that they possess anti-venin. God damn it, now *I'm* confusing the Americans. You see what you've done, Alex? Do you see? God damn it Alex.
"Unless it's meant to be a troll name." Gee... ya think? If it's not produced by nature, without mankind's intervention, it's not natural. So no: injecting horses with snake venom and distilling the resultant antibodies is not a fucking natural process. /iamverysmart
Jeeves Anthrozaur I bought FitYeet and now all my problems are gone. I burst into the the courthouse and FitYeeted on my parents while they were signing the divorce papers and now I'm an orphan!
Musical Ava It’s been a couple years since I’ve played Skyrim actively and I broke out in a cold sweat hearing that quote, fight or flight in full swing.
10:38 i feel the same way about mercury and uranium. So natural. So pure. They're even on the periodic table. Won't hurt you. Can't hurt you. You should even be able to eat it no problem
How does eating dirt and rocks straight out of a forest hurt anybody? It's as natural as you can get. If you're not eating mud I'm worrying about you!! [emoji]
I hate mlms too, but you seem really hateful on em. Could I interest you in a product to make that hateful stress melt away? (THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL SEND TO THOSE 9.1k PEOPLE)
I actually know about the 9:50 one. It was my sisters online friend, her cousin shot her and the family couldn't afford a funeral. Like, the next week, a bunch of people were advertising life insurance. The girl was like, 15. Honestly, some people have no limits.
I can't stop laughing at "OH GUCK!" from 7:48. I know it's probably a typo, but I feel like I need to start unironically using 'guck' as a substitute swear in honor of that guy and his fallen GF.
11:45 As soon as he said 'my main' my brain was like 'My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody *insert that weird laugh the dude in the vine does that reminds me of that shark from Finding Nemo*’
11:01 This guys post reminds me of a product and it's creator that went on Dr. Phil called Jilly Juice. Woman claimed her product could do literally anything including regrow lost limbs. What it really appeared to be was salt water that gave you the shits but hey, tomato tom-a-to am I right? Lol
I remember when that shit started. I was in several anti-Jilly Juice groups that were trying to keep people from being killed by that salty cabbage abomination.
"They can't be allergic,it's not artificial!" *peanut allergies, nut allergies as a whole, soybean allergy, lactose intolerance (lactose allergy), and my favorite: grass allergy. Yes. It exists.* Are all these artificial?
Nice to see these old videos still get comments. Sorrow, your stuff has always been seriously next level. Love your work. Take care of yourself. Always happy to binge your library
Got bracess recently and nuts hurt my teeth. I heard cyanide tastes like almonds but does anyone know if it is all natural? Just want to make sure it's safe
Fricking Heck yeah, because a child can still have all natural peanut butter if they have a peanut allergy. Morons like them shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. r/facepalm
I have gone to a Mary Kay event before, and I had my face touched and made pretty by a woman named Carol. They were asking everyone to buy shit and after I got my full face make up on point, I just left.
I had a wart on my hand and my mom put oregano oil on it with a bandage to cover it up. When I peeled the bandage off two days later I had a huge chemical burn that was there for 3 months, but the wart was gone.
That doesnt sound nice at all. Wart removal is generally unpleasant (trust me, i know) but the only effective way (i think, it removed the ones i had for good but idk) to remove warts is to have liquid nitrogen sprayed on them every 4 to 6 weeks by your dermatologist. Its really painful but there are no lasting effects or anything but idk what works for anyone else
My dad once did the same thing, but with Grapefruit Seed Extract. I didn't get a burn, and the wart was actually gone. He uses that shit all the time for everything. To this day i'm not sure if it's just a placebo or if it actually is functional snake oil. Seems to work fine for him though, so I'm not doing to ruin it for him, but I don't buy into it even though it worked that one time.
Wait y'all saying that my parents told me the was no cure for warts as a child just to avoid the fucking bill Man my childhood sucked PS ended up cutting them of with a knife, works just as well. They never grew back
10:00 As someone with a fragrance allergy, I can tell you that they are 100% real. They’re also annoying and painful as shit. Personally, I get headaches when I come into contact with fragrance. And sometimes when I smell too much fragrance, I essentially have a migraine. So yeah, your “oh so pure” fragrances do have negative effects on people. Maybe think about that the next time you put on your marinade.
My dude i can kind of relate. I have recently developed a kind of bad case of hayfever and idk when a fragrance is really strong it smells dusty as hell, which makes my eyes tear up and makes me sneeze a lot. I dont have a fragrance allergy because i can still wear perfume without it affecting me, its just that i dont wear much because of the dusty thing
"ohhh but it's naturalllll!!!" Yeah, so are peanuts, and shellfish, and bees, and arsenic. I hope to god they're just making it up and they aren't actually fucking up their kids.
My mom smeared peppermint oil on my forehead the other day because I had a headache. I had a headache *and* a cold head afterwards. I ate some food though and it went away because apparently hunger induces headaches
Headaches are one of if not the least helpful symptom ever since sooo many things can cause them. Drinking water and grabbing something to eat usually solves it (unless there's a bigger underlying issue causing them, in which case see a doctor)
Low blood sugar and dehydration can cause headaches, same with tension and many underlying health issues. And last I checked, perfume oil doesn’t help, in fact it can make it worse! So yeah, that sucks! I’m sorry, dudes!
The reason he's not sending the money back is because he only sends money back to people who *actually* get to the cloud district often, the letters are probably a notice so that he can see you're a *truly* sophisticated customer
My sister and I are mildly allergic to lavender but my grandmother used to douse our pillows in lavender essential oils to help us sleep better despite knowing about our allergy
chaosmastermax lol I actually do refer to those dried lavender/aromatics shops as “deathtraps” though my allergy is probably too mild to do any serious lifelong damage let alone kill me
somerandom baby I've seen those, like wtf why are they trying to make people feel guilty that they're gonna die someday and their loved ones will have to bury them 😐
Well, yeah, but that's basically the meaning behind life insurance. No one wants to make their family have to enter financial turmoil if they were to die
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“I have an all natural supplement that blocks 70% of carbs and 30% of fat” you mean a tapeworm?
Thought your username was Starbucks Atheist lol
xd I got so scared for a moment because you have my old pfp
@@MoodyScorpio that name sounds like a final boss in an elitist video game lmao
holy shit you fucking killed her dude
Didn’t they prescribe tapeworms... i don’t remember when but it was prob around the cocaine prescriptions
To be fair, $0.00001 is still six figures
@@pepre7594 But six figures nontheless
@@pepre7594 wow its like it was a joke or something
well if i make $2874.34 a year that's a six figure salary right?
And so is -123753dollar
Gotta get them sig figs chief...
Using lavender to help you sleep/relax cause the smell calms you down = valid
Using lavender to treat your depression = not valid
I mean, that's basically what most antidepressants do. Calm people down forcefully. Though I'm pretty sure there is no lavender in them lol.
baldawen anti depressants actually help the production of serotonin in the brain, as depression is due to the lack of or imbalance of serotonin
Well most lavender products is complete bs and just rely on placebo effect. If its like a spray for killing mosquitoes or other insects, they're fake but some like those car ones is actually real but in very small but significant amount.
this comment=valid
nighttracker ? Lavender (and rosemary) decreases the production of cortisol, the stress hormone, which is why it helps people sleep etc it just mellows you out. I boil lavender seeds in water and let it cool to make a spray for when I'm feeling stressed or my daughter is throwing a tantrum. A lot of products you can buy have artificial scents in them or use oils, which can be unsafe for children and toxic for pets, but boiling the seeds in water dilutes the lavender and is safe to use
I met a guy online who pitched me heroin like that girl pitched HerbaLife.
Drug dealing is less sketchy than being in an MLM
@@casperwashere I mean, drug dealing is mechanically similar to a pyramid scheme, except it's fundamentally superior because the drugs actually do what they're supposed to
@@casperwashere they are the exact same thing but with the expectation you will be addicted to the product instead of buying so much in bulk that it all spoils in your garage.
@@funnyjoke9225 at least I know what im getting when I buy drugs
@@frog1405 lol I never buy essential oils unless I have a test kit
The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse
1. Susan
2. Karen
3. Carol
4. Angela
You know what's bad? In the real world my mom's friends with a Carol and she would probably never get involved with an mlm.
My mom’s name is Susan and she would not give these people the time of day.
SAMANTHA
Ha
Actually, there where originally 5 horsemen, the fifth being conquest
So, i’d say your fifth would be Helen
"Oh my god, these are women..."
*Changes voice to Mickey Mouse
Atoy 1234 ihrs that bit straight up killed me! 😂😂😂😂
This makes me flashbacks to when Mickey saved sora while he was Shirtless.
Wtf Mickey Mouse gril??? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
049 _ 👌😔👌
@@raulphilipgoco403 i-isn't mickey mouse always shirtless-
Realised it's a woman talking
"Oh shit now I gotta re read it"
Rereads as Mickey Mouse
mickey mouse... yes.... a MALE... mouse
He also sounded like Wanda from Fairly Oddparents lol
same thing
a what
Rap song at the end was Hard Core!
“In only six weeks Robert lost...500 dollars” this had me in tears 😭 🤣
Fernando Siordia we saw the video
Grammar Police Reject and
i remember seeing an abstract version of that meme where it was like, "in only six weeks, robert lost... robert." and the 'after' photo was the guy's face completely blurred out, the rest of him lookin all ethereal. sad that wasn't the meme to pop up here.
@@skrrrrrrrrt shut up
On lottoland you can loose 50,000 dollars.. In 5 minutes
The line “I know how the human body works because mine’s gigantic” makes me laugh every time
Same XD
Same
“It’s not internal bleeding if I can’t see it”
1Radiation1 , the doctor said I had internal bleeding. It’s ok because that’s where the blood should be
@@yootdoot 😭
Snake venom is all natural so that must mean it's okay.
Ladondorf im natural, but im bad at everything
It’s literally snake oil
Hey heye heyeyeyeyye
I see we got another fellow Snake Oil Salesman. Glad that you could join SnakeOil *TM*!
Venom snake is not canon
I was going to mention that venom that is ingested won't have harmful effects, of course unless it can reach the bloodstream from there.
The parents refusing to give up oils FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR CHILDREN really upset me.
Same
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They killing other people's kids too😡
i fucking hate essential oil people
@Thine Frick what i meant by my comment is i hate those anti-vaxxer yoga moms who think oils will fuckin cure cancer. if used by normal people, like you, i'm assuming, then i have no problem with that whatsoever.
How dare you classify those people as parents lol
Are we not gunna talk about that sick beat and rap at the end? I was booty boppin dude.
Wish i could find that beat
Lucifer Klarion I feel it 😂
We need a full version
Zack Felton I hear “llama sheep”
@@zackfelton5599 I think he is saying , "buy my shi-" but now "Obama chair" can't be unheard 😂
The "nice girl but it's actually a pyramid scheme" trifecta:
1. Only post/DM on Facebook
2. Emoji and caps abuse
3. "Hey hun"
When you get denied, you have to respond with shit like "WOW SUCH TOXIC ATTITUDE IM A STAY AT HOME MOMMY AND DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS
Also #bossbabe or #momboss in every post and DM
suggestion: constantly using "opportunity" and "potential"
"Its not a pyramid scheme!"
Tipsy River filled with backhanded compliments. "heyyy girly! Been following you forever! Youreeeee gorgeousssssss!!!!! But did I mention you look kinda fat and need to buy my fittea bullshit to give you diarrhea that's supposed to make you 'healthy'?"
"Don't through this opportunity away! Imagine buying the car of your dreams! All you gotta do is sell your sou.....buy into this company and you'll have all the potential to do amazing things!"
Bethany: "Karen I feel depressed ever since my dad died and my mom left me"
Karen: *"would you like some essential oils?"*
That’s like “would you like a nice egg in this trying time” but like. actively malicious
thank you, Annie
Bold of you to assume Karen would share
So my peanut allergy isn’t real because nuts are natural? Confused by this logic lol
Eat more nuts to develop a resistance
Ratur Glancer say happy birthday to my friend Nick Gur
instructions unclear i killed my son
Why do we keep people with peanut allergies alive? Hope that shit isn't hereditary
Blood Bath and Beyond - Pop Goes Metal Covers ?
I had friends who stopped talking to me because I wouldn’t join their MLMs. They acted like I called their mothers hamsters.
Real Mexican Food Shouldn't Give You Diarrhea wow
Did you insinuate what their fathers smell of?
Hamster like fast breeder?
@@Agent-47-eh Hamster like Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time ;-)
Wow mlms did you good here then.
You know what else is all-natural?
Arsenic.
ChompLomper BuT ItS All NatURaL... It MuSt Be SaFe FoR Us 🤔🤔🤔
Hey they put arsenic trioxide in homeopathic medicine! Don’t you trash talk arsenic 😂
Cyanide is found in apple seeds
Don't forget deadly nightshade!
So's Oleander and Foxglove.
What if my son invited you to my MLM party?
Haha, just a mistake...
...Unless?
LMFAOOOOOOO
walter
🎶🎵🎶
yOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO CONFESS (confess)
YOU HAVE NOTHING, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU ANYTHING AT ALL...
UNLESS~? (unless)
🎶🎵🎶
I have no idea which MLM this is, and I don't want that to change for a second.
Jk 😂 unless😳
Things essential oils do: Smell good
Things essential oils don't do: Literally anything other than smell good
Why's this so hard to understand?
But they are ESSENTIAL oils, that means its good for EVERYTHING!!!
Bro people still think the world is flat so......
I saw a study on what they do, and essential oils actually do kill a lot of bacteria and viruses in direct contact with them. Of course, so does tequila, water, gasoline, and most other liquids. The "they calm you down" thing is bullshit too. People with essential oils saw no decrease in heart rate after surgery, according to a study.
@@itzpayday1238 Wait gasoline kills bacteria? Huh, learn something new everyday
Some essential oils do have benefits but not NEARLY to the extent some people claim. For example, Vaporub? Uses eucalyptus essential oil to help clear sinuses. I have asthma and it does help me clear my airways but THATS ALL I USE IT FOR. I dont think it cures autism, but some oils can help with minor things like stuffed noses.
I miss sorrow. I could binge-watch his content all day.
Same. I’ve been binging his videos again recently in the hopes it will bring him back.
Wait what happened
@@user-qg4si6yo8m nothing he just left UA-cam. Last episode he said he was struggling with depression, and we haven't heard from him since
@@PhoenixValkyrie oh thank you I didn’t know that
Yikes I didn't know until I checked his channel today. Hope he's doing well. I hope he comes back, the voices he does are my favorite.
i can't believe sorrowtv made a diss-track on mlm's
This is his second one.
Michael Spafford in which video is his first one?
idubz and sorrow tv crossover when?
jennypenny Who's his ghost writer?
jennypenny Yo, that was sick!
The doctor says I’m allergic to poison ivy but it’s so natural and pure there’s no way I’m gonna stop rubbing it all over myself, but I still need to find why I’m cover in rashes
Mr Magickarp are u using anti-fat blockers?
You're obviously just taking too many showers! Instead of that nasty "water" try my new product,CleanGoo! Don't mind the brown color,it's perfectly safe.
Don't buy that nasty ol' goop, but instead buy my new product, PoisoGo! It's a perfectly safe product made from rat pois- I mean... soap!
Omg, are you stupid?
The sun is to blame.
OBVIOUSLY
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Side effects may include: vomiting, sneezing, stomach aches, itchy or irritated eyes, diarrhea and some forms of cancer. Some deaths have also been reported, but you know what that’s whatever.
The careful placements of "oof" will never stop being hilarious.
Furio Giunta
🎵"It'll kill a fOOFing housecat, so please don't put it on a housecat"🎵
Doctor: “Your children could die from their allergies to Fragance, don’t use essential oils”
Hun: “Time to use more oil on them like I’m about to deep fry chicken”
Attila would never.
Hey at that point you might aswell fry them, why not fry the parents first!
@@strawberryskeletons1770 but why fry them when their brains are already fried?
Doctor: No oils, please!
Hun: I'm about to end this child's whole career. Life too.
@@goofballextreme1435 cwispy!!!! （＾ω＾） (im not sorry)
'By design, you only have idiots working for you' is the single best anti-MLM quote I have ever heard and literally nobody can ever top that. Everyone else can go home now, the internet has been officially won.
"It's not a pyramid scheme!"
Every person who is trying to drag you into a pyramid scheme.
every business is a pyramid scheme.
@@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd
Do you have any idea what a pyramid scheme is, or let alone how an actual business is run?
@@breekookie7036 I know what is a pyramid scheme and I know how a business runs.
@@aaaaaaaaaaaadddd
Okay, then why did you say that every business is a pyramid scheme? Because that isn't even remotely true.
I believe you are confusing a pyramid scheme with a pyramid structure. Which are two very different things, as one is illegal and the other is perfectly legal.
Just read this short article about pyramid structures and schemes, it'll explain everything as I can't be bothered to type out an essay about the differences between a pyramid scheme and structure.
www.allbusiness.com/pyramid-structure-versus-pyramid-scheme-2-5848424-1.html
If you looked at their chart, it would be a triangle, and last time I checked, triangles aren't pyramids...
"it doest work"
_"mission failed, we'll get em next time"_
perfection
5:09
I’m happy she’s confident in herself. So many people have self confidence issues. Good on her for standing up for herself.
Facebook friend: (talks about a very personal problem)
MLMer: “OwO what’s this?”
*notices your wallet*
I thought I couldn't hate them more, and here you are.
herobrine030501 e-eh?! *I blush as you notice my bulging wallet*
When I see that I just think *Bud get new friends inmediatly*
List of things that are "all natural" and yet *definitely* not safe to use on your body:
*sulfuric acid
*cyanide
*most illicit drugs
*lead
*plutonium
" NO GIMMICKS , NO TRICKS "
* is using tricks to sell gimmicks "
Kyriacos Omerou SPEECH 100
@@kennedytwins575 ILLUSION 100
Faceless Jack That is more accurate.
"block fat" like where does it go???? You can't just block it, how can anyone fall for this????
It goes down the toilet. Along with all the contents of your stomach for hours and hours while you writhe in pain wondering what you did so wrong to be in this much pain
It just walks away
@@katherinedobbs52 This is a much better reply than mine I salute you
@@emzlouise4736 Haha, thank you!
There are people that think you can reduce the amount of fat on individual parts of your body so no level of ignorance about the human body surprises me anymore
"Hey, I've got a question! "
-*It doesn't work*
I can only imagine like a traumatized Todd Howard walking around in circles, repeating to himself " it just doesnt work "
This deserved way more love than it got
BLOCK 100
FOR FUCKS SAKE ZORN, YOU DON’T POST ANYTHING ABOUT THE FOUNDATION. NOT EVEN A ACCOUNT PICTURE!
“Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time.”
"I wasn't going to stop using oils on my girls"
Now read this sentence without context and enjoy your suffering
Oh gOD NO! HE WON'T STOP GREASING HIS GATE HINGES!
rub-a-dub-dub
please help me
14:27
Either way I'm calling CPS
Please ban yourself
I work at a taco chain localized in my state and I'm just remembering how on two separate occasions folks have come in with their younique cards and on those occasions they both ordered like. On bean burrito and a drink (drinks don't come with), and, both times I had to be like "I'm sorry, the card declined," and they just looked so disappointed. Not even like surprised just, "oh, okay..."
Only other time and MLM's card was DECLINED, I had this family of like 4 come through the drive thru and originally they ordered 15~ bean burritos, I told them the price (I think like $20), and the man ordering went, "Oh, uh, how many could I get for $10?"
"8? Is that okay?"
"Yeah yeah, sure, and 2 sweet teas"
"That bumps you to $10.75, is that okay?"
"Yes yes yes, thank you so much."
And I just went on with ordering stuff. When they got to the window they gave me the 10 in bills and then handed me a younique card. counted the bills just to make sure, typed it in, then swiped the card. Declined, of course.
"Sir I'm sorry, it declined?"
"Oh, that's weird, there's money in it..."
"I'm sorry, it declined."
"...Okay"
Turns to his wife, who pulls out, you guessed it, a second fucking younique card, I swipe it, it declines, and they search their car. Honestly, I just felt like, so bad for them but I didn't have the 75 cents they needed and I couldn't just let them off so they took off one of the teas.
But yeah, don't join an MLM it's. You don't want to be poorer than the 16 year old you order food from.
oh god i feel genuinely sorry for the family of these people.
it makes my heart break.
they cant even like, enjoy basic things because their "amazing starter company" is sucking the money out of them.
fucc.
i don't know what's sadder, looking for change in your car after your fake card declines.
or not even being surprised it got declined in the first place...
I think the worst thing about those cards though are the fees. You're charged a fee for; putting your own earnings onto the card, checking your balence, withdrawing from the card, if you accidentally ATTEMPT to overdraw, AND EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU USE IT. And these don't include the ATM fees. You can't get the card until you've gotten $50, and the average presenter earns $15 a month! And then they charge you $1 everytime you use the fucking card lmao
Well I bet they felt Younique after that.
Working the minimum wage job is miles better than MLM. I never quite realized the magnitude of the scam, they're not even trying to pretend to be a legit business, they just straight up rip people off and the only thing to butter it up is vapid shilling.
Yeah, I'm depressed, but I rubbed oily pizza all over my skin and was instantly cured!
This sounds legit
@@Jackson_the_king66 r\\wosh/\ooosh
to be fair, when i eat pizza like a hungry horse on a hot summer day, it instantly lifts my spirits.
@@deeznuts-rp2ms what
@@lemonicdemonade09 bruh
i am genuinely horrified by the people talking about putting essential oils on their kids.
they're strong AF and there's been multiple cases of mothers accidentally killing their kids.
really all you can do is put drops in a cup of warm water to make your room smell nice; they're way too strong for anything else
Strangely, according to homeopathy, that should be stronger.
Luc Honan I've never heard of anyone killing their kid with oils, but there is a thing that MMS, which is a chemical that forms bleach when mixed with acids, like orange juice, and people give it to their kids thinking it will cure them of autism.
doTerra claimed their shit could cure cancer and ebola a few years ago. Fuck them.
Essential oils are pretty great when diluted. For example, once I put about two drops of mint essential oil into a can of frosting to make minty frosted cupcakes. It was delicious. But remember to be VERY CAREFUL. They're incredibly potent and can hurt you if you don't dilute them. Of course, when diluted, they're pretty cool. I don't think they can solve illnesses, but they can definitely smell and taste nice, and they might even be able to do stuff like repel insects too. Just don't buy into a multi level marketing scam for them. Just go to your local hipster store and get em there.
I put a few drops lavender e. Oil in a spray bottle with water and I spray that on my pillow to help me sleep
Those women talking about using essential oils on their kids even though they're allergic just really pisses me off to no end. Those oils are super harmful if not diluted properly and they're especially harmful with someone who has allergies. I spilled lemongrass oil and then stepped on it with my shoes on and it absorbed through my shoe into my skin and I was so so so sick for days. And anytime I smell any oil that has citrus in it i immediately swell up. I also kept taking a shot of liquid coconut oil a day and that fucked my stomach up! And i literally had people tell ne i was crazy that its all natural so it shouldnt hurt me.
But people just keep giving this shit in the wrong ways or using it like it's a cure all when it can actually be harmful if you're not smart about it. I believe there are a lot ways to use supplements and herbs that are beneficial but it shouldn't be used unless you know what you're doing and even then still be careful.
If you buy oils from the right places they can be very helpful and beneficial. Make sure to do research before you do anything with oils.
“I had a genuine allergic reaction from just touching essential oils through a shoe”
_”no... ur crazy, it doesn’t hurt u”_
Games4thewin what?
Games4thewin tf what part of my comment made you think i was talking to you
A S “helpful and beneficial” in what way?
Secret slogan of all MLMs: "a fool and her money are soon parted" lmao
Pretty Much
Holy fuck one of my favorite artist watches one of my favorite UA-camrs, sweet.
The last thing I expected on Sorrow comments was one of my fave artists too, oh my god lmao Hope you're doing good!
We miss you qinni :( rest in peace
Rest in peace, Quinni.
You are greatly missed, but your legacy still lives to this day.
“It’s so pure, how can it hurt someone?!”
*sniffs the literal flower itself, as pure as possible, and starts sneezing*
“Oh no, it’s not pure enough!”
I know how the human body works because mine’s gigantic. That’s probably one of the funniest unexpected things I’ve heard this week. I lost it.
“My man might have left me, but my LipSense is still on”
Some of these are causing me 2nd hand stress.
Oof
I have oils for that, hmu, we can uplift each other!
Nice
@@TranquilTreksNZ your reply was very... topical.
Feeling stressed?☠️☠️ Well Doterra® can help you relieve stress and can also help you lose weight 😲😲 message me for details ♥️♥️
(Post that whenever you find someone easy to sell to)
“Do you make a 6 figure salary? Or do you just have the potential to” damn, I wish I had a wit like this
I touched some poison ivy earlier, I should be fine though, poison ivy is all natural, so it must be harmless
If you'd like more, I can get you 500ml of P.I. essential oils! All natural! It's great for when your skin isn't red enough, or feels too comfortable! GREAT business opportunity! Make up to 4 figures in only a decade! PM me if interested 💁❤️💰💰
(Make this your UA-cam comment)
Same as whit the poison snakes bite or poisonus insects, if is natural there is nothing to worry about! 😂😂😂
@@thunderbird252 Did you actuly get 4 figures? 😅😂😂😂
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
So is arsenic
Do you donate to Nigerian royalty often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
Cease your heresy.
"I know how the human body works because mine's gigantic." I had to pause to laugh.
Implied Obesity Intensifies
GLAD TO KNOW THAT DUDE! TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA PAUSE THE VIDEO TO LAUGH AGAIN GOOD DAY BYE DUDE WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU!!!
One time a kid in my band class looked at me and said “man my mouth hurts” then CHUGGED A PEPPERMINT ESSENTIAL OIL HOW IS THAT CHILD ALIVE-
You know what I might use essential oil bottles as tiny water bottles to freak people out after hearing that.
Puppermint
I love how I don't know if you misspelled Peppermint or if they're really naming it something as silly as Puppermint
My mother let me drink the essential oils
Great now I'm thinking of peppermint candies for dogs
“Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time”
Lost it at that
GLAD TO KNOW DUDE HAHAH YEAH YEAH ME TOO ME TOO YEAH WOOHOO
5:33, for reference
I hope you get it back, whatever it was.
To be fair, LipSense works like a charm. Given, it is practically nail polish. So actual paint will stay on your lips ALL NIGHT. Who knew?
was about to like this but it's allready got 69 of them
True! I definitely love that stuff, it does sting a little but your lips shouldn’t bleed unless your lips are REALLY chapped I guess ?
I should not have to use steel wool to remove lipstick from glasses.... and yet
the other ghost girl true , I don’t use it everyday only when I want to be wearing that color for the next 48 hours 😅
Is this an r/woosh im gonna fall in to? well fuck it. you are all dumb as shit if you believe besides the 69 comment guy
You know what else is all natural
Scorpion venom
david staley I love a nice injection of Scorpion Venom, goes really well with my Black Widow spider venom cereal bars.
Scorpion Venom is very good for your health
If you're dead you'll never be sick!
david staley And literally everything, since broken down it’s just chemicals.
It's great for your eyes!
Also Cyanide.
What of we kissed at the MLM party?
Haha jk...
... Unless? 😏
WLW at the MLM
Where is the soundcloud/itunes link for that last track? I want to buy it...And then sell it and convince other people to sell it under me.
Also, side note, you probably get this a lot but I've fallen down the rabbit hole that is your channel. How do you make everything funnier?
Haha no iTunes link, sorry! Go check out Praxi Plays if you want more beats like it, and thanks so much! That means a lot coming from you 😁
woah cinemawins watches Sorrow TV
Brian Lee, yes, he also watches kids cartoons and makes reviews on them, also danTDM is subscribed to pudipie. It’s not a surprise. Just stating basic facts, but it’s true. lol
Most underrated comment on youtube
You just like everything don't you? Endering.
M-Not
L-A
M-Scam
Imposter
Identity theft is not a joke.
M-ens
L-ike
M-ens
Dwight K. Schrute I’m posting that on r/beetlejuicing
M-money
L-money
M- give us your money
Some guy asked me if the cookie I gave hime had peanuts in it and I just sighed. His face started puffing up after and I was like chill, they're all natural 🙄
*⚊ ⚋⚋ ⚊⚊*
Ugh such a fake I mean who lies about that all natural is toxic at all
@@personnamedwd7735 Not sure what "THM" means, but yeah, i suppose
things i'm thinking about today: the guy that bullied me during my first couple years of highschool (he's still an asshole to this day though) walks around with a herbalife flask, er, thing? and a herbalife lunchbox... someone in his family got into MLM and i relish each moment every time i remember that fact.
10:00 Goddamn, this infuriates me. Poor children; will have to live with the consequences and probably become indocrinated aswell (unless the curtain falls at some point).
Arsenic is completely natural, too!
Darwin. You knooooooooooooooooooow.
so are bees. How could bee stings ever negatively effect someone allergic to *fucking bees* ?
Nuts are also natural. So is poison ivy! I have a nut allergy and the doctor said to avoid nuts, but I'm not gonna listen to him, and I'm gonna have a bath in almond milk because it's so good for your skin, then I'm going to towel myself off with poison ivy! I can't wait!
As someone who is allergic to scents I feel for those kids. Scented things close my throat and I have epi pens for it. It’s rough
Most diseases are pretty natural but you don’t see me go around licking toilets.
Yeah at the Christmas services at my church (we have like 12, plus the rehearsals) one of the worship leaders had an essential oils diffuser in the green room and I nearly had an asthma attack, and had breathing trouble all night.
“BuT iT’s EsSeNtIaL OiLs”
Oh yes, let me just tell my chronic, incurable respiratory illness and I’m sure it’ll stop.
Thankfully the rest of the week they used rly light scents like lemon so it wasn’t too bad.
Justin Helms Wow how can you be allergic to natural things like oils or pollen or dust or...
I'd never have known Essential Oils can have an effect like that on someone with asthma..
Sounds like a horrible experience. :( I'm glad you made it out alright though!! Thank you so much for sharing your experience.
My family uses essential oils every once in a while, so I'll make sure we keep an eye out for any guests who may be liable to suffering attacks similar to yours.
@@EitherOr3 technically everything is "natural" since everything comes from nature one way or another. Also you can be allergic to anything, your body doesn't decide what kind of stuff it overreacts to, it just does
It Just Works Sorry buddy but I think you just whooshed
@@EitherOr3 if anything it tells how convincing and realistic your comment was. So i guess kudos to you and shame on me
Did these people ever take a single science class?? Cuz they should
What scienec?
Have you ever taken an English class? ‘Cause you should.
Where do they take it to
Moe. What
Moe r/whooooosh?
"OH GUCK" might be my favourite thing yelled in this video.
My daughter's found out they were allergic to peanuts at the peditrition today. Then The Doctor started listing the things with peanuts in it, but I was like hmmmm. I don't think I'm going to stop feeding them all natural peanut butter cause it just has so much benefits.
You know what else is all natural? Snake venom.
You know what's *not* all natural? Snake anti-venom.
All natural FTW.
I feel a faint memory saying how there's another animal that produces a natural antivenom to rattlesnake but I can't remember lol
Alex, stop that; you're confusing the Americans.
ISS: Plenty of animals are *immune* to snake venom, but that doesn't necessarily mean they posses a natural anti-venom (or 'anti-venin', if you're not from the States). Snakes, for example, are immune to their own venom. But that's only to say it doesn't bother them, not that they possess anti-venin. God damn it, now *I'm* confusing the Americans. You see what you've done, Alex? Do you see? God damn it Alex.
You're still using snake venom to make that antivenin, so it's still natural. It's an inversion of its original purpose.
@@LeatherCladVegan Going by that username, you don't have room to mock on how others are stupid.
Unless it's meant to be a troll name.
"Unless it's meant to be a troll name." Gee... ya think?
If it's not produced by nature, without mankind's intervention, it's not natural. So no: injecting horses with snake venom and distilling the resultant antibodies is not a fucking natural process.
/iamverysmart
Try some FitYeet™ to Yeet on them healthily
Ya *YEET*
Jeeves Anthrozaur fitdab coming soon
Jeeves Anthrozaur I bought FitYeet and now all my problems are gone. I burst into the the courthouse and FitYeeted on my parents while they were signing the divorce papers and now I'm an orphan!
I see you under every Reddit video from like every damn channel and I freaking love that weird super show plumber
Makes me smile every time
FitYeet to fucking hit that yeet on your waist fat
7:28 i'm losing it... just the realization and subsequent horror of the guy goin "oh no NO" "OH GUCK"
My guy lost his girlfriend to Amway. A minute of silence for our man's loss.
You do Nazeem's voice way too well because when you said it I got the sudden urge to punch something
Musical Ava
Nazeem is the reason why you can use Unrelenting Force on NPCs without them turning hostile. Let’s be real haha
Musical Ava WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL CLIP FROM THE GAME HOLY SHIT
Preferably Nazeem
Musical Ava It’s been a couple years since I’ve played Skyrim actively and I broke out in a cold sweat hearing that quote, fight or flight in full swing.
THATS A MOOD
Me: *crying* My dad just died..
MLM: Sorry to hear that hun. Do you wanna try our free product to help you lose weight and
Also me: "Do you want the same."
*IT DOESN'T WORK !!!*
10:38 i feel the same way about mercury and uranium. So natural. So pure. They're even on the periodic table. Won't hurt you. Can't hurt you. You should even be able to eat it no problem
Carbon monoxide is also very natural, but very rare. That's why it's so good for you!
How does eating dirt and rocks straight out of a forest hurt anybody? It's as natural as you can get. If you're not eating mud I'm worrying about you!! [emoji]
Rex Armstrong a
Rex Armstrong Arsenic supplements really make your entire life so much better!
It's better if you cook it with onions and peppers!
"I know how the human body works, because mines GIGANTIC"
-Sorrow TV
I hate mlms too, but you seem really hateful on em. Could I interest you in a product to make that hateful stress melt away?
(THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL SEND TO THOSE 9.1k PEOPLE)
Genius
Cosmoetic thanks. Dm me for info about my product😇😁☺️😉😌
Xanax, for the angry dick
is it essential oils?
Miciso yes, something so pure
"its not artificial" neither are peanuts, bee venom, or shellfish
Only HATERS have allergic reaction 😠
Same with venom, poison, and the UA-cam comment section
@Monika the cycle-path ahahahaha no
that shit aint natural
@Monika the cycle-path It came from a lab. It's a virus. Therefore it's man-made
Hank J. Wimbleton [credible citation needed]
I actually know about the 9:50 one. It was my sisters online friend, her cousin shot her and the family couldn't afford a funeral.
Like, the next week, a bunch of people were advertising life insurance. The girl was like, 15. Honestly, some people have no limits.
I hope your sisters doing ok.
Hannah Lack It's been rough, but she's doing better now. Thank you for your well wishes.
Man, that's absolutely disgusting. Hope your sister is okay, for some people not even the death of a loved one is sacred.
holy fuck
That’s fucking sick.
Clicked on this video thinking it was MLM as in men loving men, thinking "huh that's a weird thing to name the homophobia subreddit"
SAME
The first time I saw the title i thought that too--
I can't stop laughing at "OH GUCK!" from 7:48. I know it's probably a typo, but I feel like I need to start unironically using 'guck' as a substitute swear in honor of that guy and his fallen GF.
I like it more because it shows the urgency. There's no time to edit
OH GUCK NO!
I thought it was his sister cause she said “with dad” rather than “my/your dad”
I also thought that it was a legit typo since he also typed "wgatever" with the g in place of an h earlier too.
Considering that it is "a s d *f g* h j k l" he _fuck_ -ed up.
I need to start interrupting people by saying "IT DOESN'T WORK" when they call me trying to sell something
Me too..
11:45
As soon as he said 'my main' my brain was like 'My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don’t know nobody *insert that weird laugh the dude in the vine does that reminds me of that shark from Finding Nemo*’
11:01 This guys post reminds me of a product and it's creator that went on Dr. Phil called Jilly Juice. Woman claimed her product could do literally anything including regrow lost limbs.
What it really appeared to be was salt water that gave you the shits but hey, tomato tom-a-to am I right? Lol
Hell yeah I remember that!
That stuff was like 2 or 3 ties your daily recommended intake of salt too
I remember when that shit started. I was in several anti-Jilly Juice groups that were trying to keep people from being killed by that salty cabbage abomination.
I believe people actually ended up in the hospital from this diet.
Gabsterish Mtz oh people didn’t just end up in the hospital, they died.
"They can't be allergic,it's not artificial!"
*peanut allergies, nut allergies as a whole, soybean allergy, lactose intolerance (lactose allergy), and my favorite: grass allergy. Yes. It exists.*
Are all these artificial?
Chris Sleepsick don’t forget about pollen
There's people allergic to water
x x o o theres also people with sub allergy
I knew a kid with a grass allergy, we played football. After a few hours we would sit down and eat. His legs would go bright red.
LiquidBlack Sleepsick and water allergies it’s a thing and I feel bad for them
11:45 big missed opportunity to say “*.. and my main goal is to blow and act like I don’t know no body*” haha
Before reading the description I think MLM meant Moms Losing Money
but I think both suit it.
You posted the same comment on two videos
@@Crownslayer013 ?
it's time to log off lmao
I've seen videos where it was abbreviated as moms lose money
lol i used to think it was moms love money
Nice to see these old videos still get comments. Sorrow, your stuff has always been seriously next level. Love your work. Take care of yourself. Always happy to binge your library
Got bracess recently and nuts hurt my teeth. I heard cyanide tastes like almonds but does anyone know if it is all natural? Just want to make sure it's safe
hi Ok bye Yes.
Cyanide is all natural, so it must be safe.
There are very small amounts of cyanide on apple seeds, just fill two mugs with them and you're good to go!
I literally just saw you on what I believe was a Nintendo video.
Apanda?
I'm actually worried for those kids.
Subsaibot2526 Someone please call child protective services.
What do ya mean? They used all natural products so it must be healthy.
Fricking Heck yeah, because a child can still have all natural peanut butter if they have a peanut allergy. Morons like them shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. r/facepalm
Chris, have a seat over there. I've learned from Facebook moms that all natural means healthy.
lol yep. facebook moms ftw
Oh holy christ don't put doTERRA on food it's for _external use_
Even better, don’t use it at all....
I think it was a troll post, tbh.
Then again, some of these people are *THAT* crazy
@@Rachel98246 bruh it was for SURE a troll post or some sort of parody no one uses the hashtag #violentdiarrhea unironicly
that's fine i'd just eat the food outside.
So, like, are you supposed to eat Kentucky Jelly?
I was real close to falling for Monat's pyramid scheme last year. You know, the company that sells shampoo that makes your hair fall out in clumps.
I have enough hair loss on my own, no thank you
Allllll naaaturalllll doesn’t mean nontoxic and your slowly killing your chillldren
That beat is lit oml
SorrowTV Album When?!
no it wasn't lol
The Chaotic Phoenixx 500th like
SorrowTV paid him in exposure.
He snapped
6:33 that is actually the most accurate womans voice ive heard sorrow make
*Actual tears*
I have gone to a Mary Kay event before, and I had my face touched and made pretty by a woman named Carol. They were asking everyone to buy shit and after I got my full face make up on point, I just left.
I had a wart on my hand and my mom put oregano oil on it with a bandage to cover it up. When I peeled the bandage off two days later I had a huge chemical burn that was there for 3 months, but the wart was gone.
That doesnt sound nice at all. Wart removal is generally unpleasant (trust me, i know) but the only effective way (i think, it removed the ones i had for good but idk) to remove warts is to have liquid nitrogen sprayed on them every 4 to 6 weeks by your dermatologist. Its really painful but there are no lasting effects or anything but idk what works for anyone else
My dad once did the same thing, but with Grapefruit Seed Extract. I didn't get a burn, and the wart was actually gone. He uses that shit all the time for everything. To this day i'm not sure if it's just a placebo or if it actually is functional snake oil. Seems to work fine for him though, so I'm not doing to ruin it for him, but I don't buy into it even though it worked that one time.
Wait y'all saying that my parents told me the was no cure for warts as a child just to avoid the fucking bill
Man my childhood sucked
PS ended up cutting them of with a knife, works just as well. They never grew back
michael taylor yeah man you got fleeced lol. Cutting them with a knife? Glad you didn't lose a finger. Unless you did that would have sucked
Table Flip still got all ten but some nasty scares tho
10:00 As someone with a fragrance allergy, I can tell you that they are 100% real. They’re also annoying and painful as shit. Personally, I get headaches when I come into contact with fragrance. And sometimes when I smell too much fragrance, I essentially have a migraine.
So yeah, your “oh so pure” fragrances do have negative effects on people. Maybe think about that the next time you put on your marinade.
My dude i can kind of relate. I have recently developed a kind of bad case of hayfever and idk when a fragrance is really strong it smells dusty as hell, which makes my eyes tear up and makes me sneeze a lot. I dont have a fragrance allergy because i can still wear perfume without it affecting me, its just that i dont wear much because of the dusty thing
Fragrance allergy is a thing? I have never heard about it but I'm pretty sure I have it
"ohhh but it's naturalllll!!!" Yeah, so are peanuts, and shellfish, and bees, and arsenic. I hope to god they're just making it up and they aren't actually fucking up their kids.
Marispider (Ze Medic) for real.. how are people so fucking dense?
i dont have and allergy to fragrance i just fucking hate the smell of stuff with fragrence
It’s been 3 months since that last one! I am happy now
SuperGaming Dude same
Its been a few weeks what do you mean
mechilly the last antimlm video
OMG ITS MY PAPI ITS REALLY YOU NOTICE ME SENPAI
Now just to wait a year for th next one 😂
Every MLM
“buy my shit”
“No.”
“fuck you”
My mom smeared peppermint oil on my forehead the other day because I had a headache. I had a headache *and* a cold head afterwards. I ate some food though and it went away because apparently hunger induces headaches
I'm allergic to peppermint and found out after my mum smeared peppermint oil onto my arms. Not exactly a fun way to find out lol
Headaches are one of if not the least helpful symptom ever since sooo many things can cause them. Drinking water and grabbing something to eat usually solves it (unless there's a bigger underlying issue causing them, in which case see a doctor)
had a snotty nose, mum gives me peppermint oil. couldnt even smell it,,, my fucking nose was blocked,,,
Low blood sugar and dehydration can cause headaches, same with tension and many underlying health issues. And last I checked, perfume oil doesn’t help, in fact it can make it worse! So yeah, that sucks! I’m sorry, dudes!
Peppermint can help with headaches, dont think the oil does tho
I sent money to Nazeem and he just keeps sending me letters about the cloud district.
You say this like its a bad thing
The reason he's not sending the money back is because he only sends money back to people who *actually* get to the cloud district often, the letters are probably a notice so that he can see you're a *truly* sophisticated customer
My sister and I are mildly allergic to lavender but my grandmother used to douse our pillows in lavender essential oils to help us sleep better despite knowing about our allergy
she was probably trying to get rid of her problems
Lady J. She's trying to kill you
chaosmastermax lol I actually do refer to those dried lavender/aromatics shops as “deathtraps” though my allergy is probably too mild to do any serious lifelong damage let alone kill me
“Google the company you’re working for”
“THATS A REALLY TOXIC ATTITUDE TO HAVE”
I saw this cheap insurance commerical for seniors planning funerals and a quote was literally "Don't be a burden to your loved ones"
somerandom baby I've seen those, like wtf why are they trying to make people feel guilty that they're gonna die someday and their loved ones will have to bury them 😐
Well, yeah, but that's basically the meaning behind life insurance. No one wants to make their family have to enter financial turmoil if they were to die
Crimson Legacy Okay, but that ad is still disgusting.
too late, ive already been a burden for years!
Speaking of funerals, I once got a funeral insurance ad thingy addressed to me when I was around 12.
MLM: just dudes lookin' for dudes.
D. A. Hahahahaha
No Gays repeat No Gays!
MLM does stand for *M* en *L* oving *M* en
when i saw the first vid in my recommended i actually thought it was posts from some kind of anti-gay subreddit lol
SAME
4:19
"i know how the human body works cuz mines gigantic"
lmfaoo got me rolling on the floor sorrow
cat in a bucket we saw the video
Going back through these kind of makes me sad. Miss you Sorrow.
Same
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