r/Choosingbeggars You're Rich So I Deserve All Your Money!

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  • r/Choosingbeggars The logic of this choosing beggar is pretty simple: you have more money than me; therefore, I deserve your money. Makes sense, right? It doesn't matter that the choosing beggar barely knows OP. The only thing that matters is that OP has a higher pay check, so OP should just fork over all of his money. Yeah, fat chance! If you like this video, hit that subscribe button for more daily Reddit content!
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  • @nicholasjarrett4480
    @nicholasjarrett4480 4 роки тому +4634

    rSlash: "I've never seen someone get so angry at the suggestion of a bag."
    Also rSlash: **pause for effect**

    • @falken3413
      @falken3413 4 роки тому +401

      I thought UA-cam froze lol

    • @thecaffeinator4883
      @thecaffeinator4883 4 роки тому +75

      Falken same

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 4 роки тому +124

      I have a sneaking suspicion that the choosing beggar is morbidly obese, hence the violent response to the suggestion of a five minute walk

    • @rikyrik7184
      @rikyrik7184 4 роки тому +29

      I like Elmo cus he’s red
      I do not like whole-weat bread

    • @IndigoWolfTail
      @IndigoWolfTail 4 роки тому +50

      Haha! I thought my earbuds disconnected. Gave me a right startle when he started speaking again.

  • @k3upikachu
    @k3upikachu 4 роки тому +2912

    Imagine being so rich you can buy an entire group of peoples plane tickets as a joke

    • @thewielder3445
      @thewielder3445 4 роки тому +386

      Oh there's more too that story, when his reddit post went viral, he started gifting golds too all the replies he got

    • @Bitna01
      @Bitna01 4 роки тому +170

      @@thewielder3445 Oof. Part of me wants the CB to be aware of this, but at the same time OP doesn't deserve any more of CB's harassment.

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 4 роки тому +120

      Just the type of person I aspire to be lmao

    • @aniusers
      @aniusers 4 роки тому +87

      @@rai1879 One day, we'd be so rich we will gift golds to the whole reddit page.

    • @starsongdoesstuff8027
      @starsongdoesstuff8027 4 роки тому +44

      gardenho69
      *Mr Beast has entered the chat*

  • @zinvinn3516
    @zinvinn3516 4 роки тому +945

    This is what every choosing beggar says
    "Is this still available?"
    "I'm a single mother!"
    "SO GREEDY!!"
    "Don't be stingy!"

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 роки тому +606

    "You make 7 figures I'm sure you can afford it."
    5 minutes later: "Why dont you get a hard paying job like the rest of us?"
    Wut

    • @Sixteen_six
      @Sixteen_six 3 роки тому +9

      Hard working job*

    • @everestsdriveway366
      @everestsdriveway366 3 роки тому +16

      Lol, you would have to work pretty hard to make 7 figures!

    • @Ultrakilltree
      @Ultrakilltree 3 роки тому +2

      Visible confusion

    • @bust2death
      @bust2death 3 роки тому

      work smart not hard

    • @mjt1517
      @mjt1517 3 роки тому +1

      @@everestsdriveway366 difficulty in work doesn't equate to high pay. I work in IT as a data engineer and I make far more than a laborer, but the work is far easier.

  • @joseortega9858
    @joseortega9858 4 роки тому +276

    rSlash: "I've never seen someone get so angry over the suggestion of a bag."
    rSlash: *Vietnam flashbacks*

    • @merigorrie6522
      @merigorrie6522 3 роки тому +6

      I work in a grocery store that only has paper bags. I didn’t even need the flashback, I’m already there lol

    • @gabrielleisabellawilinski8951
      @gabrielleisabellawilinski8951 3 роки тому +6

      Had a customer ask if our walmart had the big bags (we stopped carrying them, even the tiny ones for jewelry or gift cards are no longer available). When I answered him, he said this store was going down hill. Little extreme for a bag size. I have had customers complain that we should have paper bags like their Walmart has. I didn't even know a Walmart with paper bags and neither does anyone else when I told them about this.

  • @Gracellot
    @Gracellot 4 роки тому +1902

    First dude: Comics are 5 dollars!! I wont pay for that!!!!
    Me at a bookstore: wow, this manga is only 13 dollars, that's pretty good!

    • @straangeette
      @straangeette 4 роки тому +109

      My nerd ass has spent upwards over $50 on books. For me and/or my son lol

    • @Gracellot
      @Gracellot 4 роки тому +40

      @@straangeette oh god what a mood

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +68

      i got adopted last month, so my old foster mother, my grandma, _and_ my parents handed me money. i immediately had them drive me to the bookstore and i only ended up getting two manga issues ksjsjsns i saved some to buy things from hot topic with a friend who was there for my adoption, but man. man oh man manga isn't cheap lol

    • @Gracellot
      @Gracellot 4 роки тому +18

      @@randompromises1038 I felt that in my soul

    • @straangeette
      @straangeette 4 роки тому +28

      @@randompromises1038 I am so happy for you! Congrats on the adoption 🥰🥰

  • @R0X75
    @R0X75 3 роки тому +163

    "I'm not here to haggle!"
    *is actively trying to haggle the price down $10*

    • @fallout0624
      @fallout0624 3 роки тому

      Late I know, but Warhammer figures no less an expensive hobby

    • @toportime
      @toportime Рік тому +1

      @@fallout0624 Yeah, a WH40K army is pretty costly, and they are not even painted or put together.

    • @fallout0624
      @fallout0624 Рік тому +1

      @@toportime it's also army dependant on how much you'll spend on them (the nightmare of the Imperial guard army)

  • @cousinsquid2
    @cousinsquid2 4 роки тому +259

    Person: Stop being rude!
    Also person: *Being Rude*

  • @DavidFMayerPhD
    @DavidFMayerPhD 4 роки тому +666

    A woman can have "nothing to wear" and have "absolutely no more closet space" at the SAME TIME.
    New levels of entitlement and egocentricity.

    • @queermilkshake9990
      @queermilkshake9990 4 роки тому +40

      My. Mother. I have a lot of clothes that aren't my style (hand me downs from when my mother started losing weight. I gratefully accepted them despite being a heavily closeted trans guy and my mother being girly), so I have given a lot of my stuff away to trans women or charity shops. My mother complains that she has no clothes, but she has filled
      2 wardrobes,
      3 sets of drawers and
      5 bin bags full in the loft.
      Not only that, but she has spent over £250 on designer shoes (and counting), yet she complains about having no clothes 😂😂

    • @janehoe.
      @janehoe. 4 роки тому +19

      @@queermilkshake9990 wait so she bought a half of a pair of designer shoes?

    • @queermilkshake9990
      @queermilkshake9990 4 роки тому +10

      @@janehoe. 😂😂 Honestly though 😂😂 she has 14 pairs in the room I sleep in when I am back. That's 14 alone. My estimated price was from the average second hand price of Irregular Choice, but I believe a LOT of hers are new. She must have over 20 pairs, so WAAAAYYYY in to the hundreds, maybe even thousands of pounds 😂

    • @taylorbruhn99
      @taylorbruhn99 4 роки тому +18

      I have nothing to wear and no closet space.... cuz I built a bench and filled it with books for a reading nook....
      To be fair I would call my every day look the “one step away from an actual raccoon 🦝 “ look

    • @Jessidafennecfox
      @Jessidafennecfox 4 роки тому +6

      @@queermilkshake9990 Damn, your mother should donate the stuff she isn't using to charity.

  • @OynxWolf11
    @OynxWolf11 4 роки тому +785

    "Why don't you get a real job like the rest of us?"
    OP is getting paid Millions for the work he is doing and CB is telling him to get a Real Job? Why give up your Dream Job for a Nightmarish one?

    • @krishgupta8596
      @krishgupta8596 4 роки тому +20

      Yea my dad works hella hard for the 7 figures and if some1 were to say that to him he wud fucking go off on them. Idk how op was keepin his chill

    • @ryzingsun
      @ryzingsun 4 роки тому +25

      @@krishgupta8596 same here. Both my parents started off broke as shit living paycheck to paycheck and both made it to 7 figure jobs after tons of hardwork, school and stress. If anything they're doing alot more work than all the karens in the damn world

    • @krishgupta8596
      @krishgupta8596 4 роки тому +8

      @@ryzingsun yea man. Hope ur luck continues

    • @fryode
      @fryode 4 роки тому +8

      Misery loves company. Ultradouche is just pissed off his life peaked when he was still a teen. He probably still shows up to high school parties like a sadder version of that guy in Dazed and Confused.

    • @raheemrafiq7226
      @raheemrafiq7226 4 роки тому +1

      Also the entitled bastard works a car sales

  • @Schattennebel
    @Schattennebel 3 роки тому +122

    "BuT i Am A sInGlE mOm, I dEsErVe It!1!1"
    "With that attitude I really WOUNDER why you are a SINGLE mom."

    • @nocreativename
      @nocreativename 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @haodongsun4159
      @haodongsun4159 2 роки тому +1

      I can't put a like because the likes are 69

  • @hassandabo6288
    @hassandabo6288 4 роки тому +107

    Bruh "i'm a single mother" That annoys me so much.

    • @rockyseas9670
      @rockyseas9670 3 роки тому +7

      Right? I WAS a single mom (currently dating someone who adores my son) and I never used that to get things for free 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @nocreativename
      @nocreativename 3 роки тому +4

      Right? It’s like “bitch good for you, you can breed, want a cookie?” 🤣🤣

    • @whatisthisalgorithm
      @whatisthisalgorithm 3 роки тому +3

      My mom is a single parent. She’s nothing like the people in this subreddit. Sure, I have a lot of hand me downs despite being the oldest, but most of that came from here friend’s kids. She didn’t demand anything new.

  • @dracostar1224
    @dracostar1224 4 роки тому +297

    What's with women using their kids as coupons?
    "Oh, I'm a single mother so everything should be free."
    Nah shannon. The entire world isn't responsible for raising and financially supporting your children. That's on you.

    • @Lyndiloo
      @Lyndiloo 4 роки тому +21

      The only thing you get for free due to single motherhood is a little bit of extra patience from most people. And that's all you're owed, to be honest.

    • @pepperonicici
      @pepperonicici 4 роки тому +7

      I mean, you already get child support etc for the kiddos

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 роки тому

      @@pepperonicici Not necessarily. It's pretty common, but not universal.

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 роки тому +4

      I wonder if these "But I have children, so give me discount/free stuff" Karens are even eligible for WIC.

    • @dr.calibrations7984
      @dr.calibrations7984 4 роки тому +3

      While there are certain circumstances that would make being a single mother not a poor choice by the mother, in most cases (especially in modern days) dont let a dude that isn't sure to stay and be a father bust an unprotected nut inside you. You know what kind of man is going to be one and what kind of man isn't. Pick the right one. I am a man, I am not proud of the boy I was at 16-21, all I wanted to do was get a higher body count. I'm ashamed of that, nowadays I want a family, I'm married and we're still not going to try for kids yet, because were still a little to young and I dont think we're necessarily ready yet, but if it happens we'll just have to adapt and do it. Sex with strangers or people you dont see the rest of your life in is a mistake. It may sound hypocritical from me, but I think the best person to tell you about the dangers of smoking is an ex-smoker. And finally, as someone raised by a single father, the best single parent can only be as good as good couples parents. Unfortunately it isnt about how hard you try, it's about time, which waits on nobody.

  • @CrustyMustard90
    @CrustyMustard90 4 роки тому +331

    I swear every time I hear "I'm a single mom" or "we're family" I roll my eyes so hard I see the back of my skull.

    • @BlasianBobbi215
      @BlasianBobbi215 4 роки тому +18

      You know, our parents generation had an abundance of families being broken apart by the father running off with his secretary, leaving his wife and kids with nothing. Yet, somehow, those women not only managed, but raised successful children. My mother in law is one of them, my husband’s father left when he was 12. How the fuck did we go from women holding it down to a nation of single mothers, constantly expecting a handout?

    • @linger368
      @linger368 4 роки тому +2

      I initially read it as you swearing every time you hear those words... 😂

    • @CrustyMustard90
      @CrustyMustard90 4 роки тому +5

      @@monsterboomer8051 I disagree. Yes, there are a subset of welfare recipients who game the system and contribute nothing to society, but there are so many more who use it as intended. I was on medicaid just long enough to get help for my mental illnesses (which went undiagnosed because I couldn't pay for a doctor before medicaid), then once I had gotten help and stabilized enough to get a solid job I went off of it. Also have had to utilize unemployment due to being terminated wrongfully and not being able to find a job between employers. It's not all "lazy and stupid parasites," as you put it. There are a lot of people who are just in a bad situation who need temporary help. Shutting the whole thing down would hurt many, many more people than you think.

    • @jadenlynch5575
      @jadenlynch5575 4 роки тому

      What does it look like?

    • @bleachfanbk
      @bleachfanbk 4 роки тому +1

      CrustyMustard that happens to me when I hear "but it's Christmas can I have a discount". Or when they give a crappy offer and say "final offer take it or leave it"

  • @billybobjoejacksonjr9170
    @billybobjoejacksonjr9170 4 роки тому +44

    "I didnt expect someone to get so angry over the suggestion of a bag"
    *awkwardly long pause*

  • @resonabledemon4299
    @resonabledemon4299 4 роки тому +58

    Choosing beggar logic:
    Choosing beggar: Don’t break the law!
    ( starts robbing bank)

  • @onomis
    @onomis 4 роки тому +2472

    Whoa, there's a weird pause after the one with the bag

    • @Zack-vh7fu
      @Zack-vh7fu 4 роки тому +155

      Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that

    • @ArmageddonAngel
      @ArmageddonAngel 4 роки тому +160

      That's the sound of plants in bags.

    • @katjamming7546
      @katjamming7546 4 роки тому +178

      For a moment I thought the video accidentally paused or something

    • @liambevitt1869
      @liambevitt1869 4 роки тому +14

      There was one earlier on as well...

    • @Acinnn
      @Acinnn 4 роки тому +50

      I suspect that there was supposed to be " next post is by emperor augustus"

  • @mariocastillo1140
    @mariocastillo1140 4 роки тому +134

    Awkward silence at 15:43
    Or a moment of silence for all the entitled beggers out there

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 роки тому +3

      The CBs are still with us, unfortunately

    • @Sir_Biscuits
      @Sir_Biscuits 4 роки тому +7

      UHM EXCUSE ME? I HEARD THAT AWKWARD SILENCE BEFORE YOU. SO I DESERVE ALL YOUR LIKES ON THIS COMMENT BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF THIS COMMENT FIRST. IF YOU DONT GIVE ME CREDIT IM CALLING THE POLICE.

    • @Sir_Biscuits
      @Sir_Biscuits 4 роки тому +11

      That was really painful to type lol. Acting like a choosing beggar makes you feel really stupid because there's no logic in their arguments.

  • @ZeldaLord1
    @ZeldaLord1 4 роки тому +26

    “You make 7 figures”
    “Get a hardworking job like the rest of us”

  • @Simon-oy7kf
    @Simon-oy7kf 4 роки тому +150

    Me: *walks into jewelry store*
    Me: "Yeah I'm just looking to see what your most expensive pieces here are so I can steal them tomorrow"
    Employer: calls the police
    Me: *surprised Pikachu face*
    So relatable right?

    • @milkncookies4632
      @milkncookies4632 4 роки тому +9

      Simon48 ya lol, so I took the dead body out of my truck as a distraction, you should try it!

    • @fluid1978
      @fluid1978 3 роки тому +3

      Tbh I feel like u wanted to get a cursed comment so I got one lol

    • @fluid1978
      @fluid1978 3 роки тому +4

      @@milkncookies4632 hippity hippoty this is now my reddit property

    • @raybloxxian5582
      @raybloxxian5582 3 роки тому

      here is a tip, grab a bluetooth speaker and star playing karens arguing outside the shop, everyone will be too distracted wanting to see the karens fighting that there will be nobody in the shop so you can steal everything, i say you have round 5 seconds till' they see that its a bluetooth speaker and head back inside

  • @Beeezledrop
    @Beeezledrop 4 роки тому +143

    - The cost of feeding 2 kids organic vegan food. You're not breaking even.

    • @biscuit2180
      @biscuit2180 4 роки тому +1

      ...and the babysitter is barely paid for it

    • @elly8353
      @elly8353 4 роки тому +2

      Organic vegan food can just be rice, veg and beans? It's not pricey.

    • @ajarfullofjoy
      @ajarfullofjoy 4 роки тому

      Dude, I'm a nanny, stupidest thing I've ever heard, and I've heard some shit.

  • @fjtalleyauthor2242
    @fjtalleyauthor2242 4 роки тому +348

    I love when these choosing beggars REALLY NEED something from an artist because of how great they are, then when that can't agree on a price, immediately say how crappy the items are. If they were so crappy, why did you want them so badly?

    • @StrikeNoir105E
      @StrikeNoir105E 4 роки тому +3

      Sour grapes and all that jazz.

    • @deleted-cg9of
      @deleted-cg9of 4 роки тому +10

      And then they said: YoUaR arT SuCKs
      Also them: pLeSeEE i NeEsd iT

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому +4

      Because they think that if OP doubts their art, they will give it away for FREE.

    • @dr.zamanritu9033
      @dr.zamanritu9033 4 роки тому +4

      Guys remember the story with the fox and the grapes? It's real lmfao.

    • @TheKholchev
      @TheKholchev 3 роки тому +5

      Just like these"Nice Guys", who call girls ugly once they say no. Literally the same mindset.

  • @someevilswan2314
    @someevilswan2314 4 роки тому +28

    6:20 only £25 ?!?! Man you could sell a whole set for a hundred

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому

      I don't play or no anything about the tabletop game but I've heard some of them get really really pricey so I was thinking he was getting a bargain...but then to ask for even less...

    • @maclaintrepanier2511
      @maclaintrepanier2511 3 роки тому

      @@jacthing1 I just bought 1 individual model for 200$, unpainted, and unglued, dude was getting a hell of a deal and was to greedy to take it

    • @cadenmartin8482
      @cadenmartin8482 2 роки тому

      My god such a good deal for warhammer 40k figs

  • @EternalPolaris
    @EternalPolaris 4 роки тому +10

    3:22 So the person is saying that 1000$ is not much.. Just WOW

  • @skyleradams5566
    @skyleradams5566 4 роки тому +666

    “We can’t afford a peloton and membership to drop the baby weight” ...well last I checked the sidewalk is free to run on. You could have lost the baby weight, you just chose to be lazy and didn’t

    • @ingridb.desousasilva8772
      @ingridb.desousasilva8772 4 роки тому +27

      And I'm pretty sure there are some parks/walking tracks just so people can exercise and hang out at. My town has three of those.

    • @nrjrhrhdvrhxdvdiv
      @nrjrhrhdvrhxdvdiv 4 роки тому

      I'll in in I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll

    • @blobin456drawz
      @blobin456drawz 4 роки тому +11

      "but there's no AC outside!"
      "Karen, you can put ice in a bag and put it on your neck, it'll have the same effect."
      "Don't you DARE give me good ideas! I'm trying to prove a point that I'm entitled!"

    • @kylez2141
      @kylez2141 4 роки тому +4

      @@blobin456drawz but then people would be able to see me! You think people deserve to see my flabs flabbing about in the wind??!!!! JUST FREE TO JUDGE AND STARE??? THE AUDACITY... YOU OWE ME JUST FOR SAYING SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I'll expect my peleton in the mail.

    • @toportime
      @toportime Рік тому

      @@kylez2141 You sir are very in tune with CB logic.

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 4 роки тому +256

    The first one is so terminally entitled, they admit to committing a felony on a 1 star review 🤣

    • @stephaniehoyland4901
      @stephaniehoyland4901 4 роки тому +7

      Most comic shop are great the one i go to are really nice to me

    • @errornull390
      @errornull390 4 роки тому +9

      Step 1: demand money,
      2: no money? Dox on reddit and just say they are conservative
      3: loot their dead body
      4: profit

    • @LaineMann
      @LaineMann 4 роки тому +13

      If he was buying by anime I might understand, because most DVD’s cost too much money. But a FIVE DOLLAR comic book? Fuck him.

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 4 роки тому +7

      Support the author! >:(

    • @DBHawk3
      @DBHawk3 4 роки тому +1

      Don't worry. I found that review(revised from doxxing) from that person, tore him a new one, 🚫 him & commented rSlash about it.

  • @jenmalcom7004
    @jenmalcom7004 4 роки тому +38

    I put all of my dolls on freecycle, requiring best story for why I should choose recipients. Made the local paper. My dolls were Madame Alexander's. I had a Cissy, and Elise dolls, along with the smaller ones. I gave away the entire collection. Even had a porcelain Margaret O"Brien. The updates on how they were received were so sweet! One even went to a little girl, in Egypt! Another went to an elderly mom. I love to see the smiles on people's faces, when I do things like this. I'm between jobs, and living in a bedroom, in a friend's home. Can't do that, right now, but when I'm able, I want to do it, again. 🙂

  • @hayleyfiveash1741
    @hayleyfiveash1741 4 роки тому +14

    "I've never seen someone get so angry at the suggestion of a bag"
    *rSlash pauses for a moment, questioning why this is what he decided to do with his life*

  • @skeezixmccat
    @skeezixmccat 4 роки тому +93

    "don't list stuff you aren't gonna sell"
    Should've said "don't shop when you have no money"

  • @nethascotx24
    @nethascotx24 4 роки тому +491

    If the CB takes all of the money of rich person because he is rich, doesn’t that make him rich thus making him being required to give all his money away? Is this an infinite loop?

    • @jv6miata
      @jv6miata 4 роки тому +22

      And that's called communism

    • @wanegently
      @wanegently 4 роки тому +5

      MCMiridion you wish

    • @Skypost4ever
      @Skypost4ever 4 роки тому +13

      @@jv6miata na that's socialism, communism is where everyone has the same amount.

    • @STarte1941
      @STarte1941 4 роки тому +3

      A glitch in the matrix

    • @nethascotx24
      @nethascotx24 4 роки тому

      Skypost4ever na that’s when the government controls what you get, I believe

  • @Shakera...
    @Shakera... 4 роки тому +10

    Why am I addicted to watching these when I know I get upset? I guess that's what asmr is for to calm me down after😂

  • @pulsefel9210
    @pulsefel9210 4 роки тому +11

    beggers: "what? 5 bucks for a comic? hell no!" *years later* beggers: "why cant i find any comics to read!"

  • @rosenvitae
    @rosenvitae 4 роки тому +83

    "Your models are painted badly and you should feel terrible about yourself"
    Was I the only one stuck saying "wooow!" for the rest of that convo?

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 4 роки тому +2

      rosenvitae I think the proper response would have been “well, you don’t want your child to have such an inferior product. So, goodbye. Forever.”

  • @vidiot3634
    @vidiot3634 4 роки тому +139

    The lady selling the wedding dress must have seen shit we havent

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 4 роки тому +20

      Nothing worse than the choosing beggar + bride combo.

    • @OneTaker
      @OneTaker 4 роки тому +28

      For some reason i think there had to be atleast 1 person who asked " can I have it and you give me 500 dollars? You said it cost 1600 but you got it for 800 so you saved 800 dollars so you can afford to give me 500! HELLO!? OK 400, it's only half what you saved and it could be my wedding gift."

    • @ShitStainedBallSack
      @ShitStainedBallSack 4 роки тому +3

      Some serious flashbacks

    • @ShitStainedBallSack
      @ShitStainedBallSack 4 роки тому +7

      Choosing bridezilla

    • @flymoolahman2763
      @flymoolahman2763 4 роки тому +1

      Nogla???

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 роки тому +153

    Me: Hey, how much would it cost to draw this pic? **sends pic**
    Artist: Detailed or cartoony?
    Me: Can I have both?
    Artist: Yup! That will be $15!
    Me: Okay! How do I send you the money?
    Artist: Just PayPal me
    And that's how I got art!

    • @randomnuke4005
      @randomnuke4005 4 роки тому

      first

    • @shaun-xd4050
      @shaun-xd4050 4 роки тому

      You really asked how to send the money

    • @mariaromo6243
      @mariaromo6243 4 роки тому +23

      Shaun-XD there are different ways you can send money...

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +7

      flashbacks to my amino phase when i did a lot just to get as many coins as possible so i could pay my favorite artists to draw for me. i downloaded a lot of apps but it was worth it and i love the drawing still

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 роки тому

      “My UA-cam channel needs a banner”
      So use a random screenshot of FSX like I did.

  • @kassij1019
    @kassij1019 3 роки тому +4

    How you gonna tell someone to get a REAL job like yours when you’re asking THAT person to pay for YOUR plane ticket?
    If his job isn’t real I wanna fake job too lmao

  • @foxblaze1505
    @foxblaze1505 4 роки тому +161

    "I'm not here to haggle" said the guy who is LITERALLY HAGGLING

    • @randomnuke4005
      @randomnuke4005 4 роки тому +1

      first

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 4 роки тому +1

      @@randomnuke4005
      **3 months later:* Second.

    • @holywater8132
      @holywater8132 4 роки тому

      @@randomnuke4005 wow you deserve a trophy for that

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому

      Even if he's not doing a very good job

  • @hafushooter4996
    @hafushooter4996 4 роки тому +117

    Rslash: Worst.Complaint.ever.
    Comic book guy from the Simpsons: Worst. Impression. Ever.

  • @corban9988
    @corban9988 4 роки тому +7

    Ad: no haggling
    CB when they can’t haggle: 👁👄👁

  • @COKTilYouDrop
    @COKTilYouDrop 4 роки тому +4

    Guy putting groceries away: do you want a bag for that?
    This last person: *spontaneously combust*

  • @bluestreaker9242
    @bluestreaker9242 4 роки тому +216

    EP: "Pay for my vacation!"
    OP: "No."
    EP: "Get a job, lazy dude!"
    OP: "I HAVE a job!"
    EP: "Get a job! I'm NOT asking again!"
    OP: "Bruh...what part about 'I have a job' did you NOT understand?" XD
    EP: "Get a job and pay for my vacation NOW!"
    OP: "..."

    • @anelebirdie3435
      @anelebirdie3435 4 роки тому +4

      ...sure dude, I'm getting my McDonalds application in right now. Lol

    • @InvestLarge
      @InvestLarge 3 роки тому +3

      I don't think most of these are real. Generated fake text message conversations for joke content. Blocking stupid people immediately is what I do. Why bother toying around with some broke thief that may have intentions to murder you and steal everything they can. Just save your time and move on without the dead weight losers.

    • @cosmicreef5858
      @cosmicreef5858 2 роки тому +1

      @@InvestLarge trust me. There ARE stupidity like this out there in the world. Unfortunately.

    • @InvestLarge
      @InvestLarge 2 роки тому

      @@cosmicreef5858 You are correct and this video displays how they can also become wealthier than those who contribute to society as working people ua-cam.com/video/bCpV3Tsq9SI/v-deo.html More idiots breeding than intellectuals

  • @PancorRath
    @PancorRath 4 роки тому +95

    CB: hey man, can i borrow the whip tonight?
    Rslash: by whip, he means car
    me: aw, and here i was hoping to hear a weird argument about a bullwhip or something, that'd be a weird story in itself

  • @Mical21
    @Mical21 4 роки тому +4

    CB:Your (Things) are good, now give it too me for free!
    OP: no
    CB:WHAT?!?! Your (Things) are trash

  • @bigfatooferakagodpuppy7991
    @bigfatooferakagodpuppy7991 4 роки тому +1

    2:51 I wished he said I won’t be paying for your hotel anymore

  • @VAKYRIE1435
    @VAKYRIE1435 4 роки тому +50

    “I’ve never seen someone get so angry at the suggestion of a bag.”
    *awkwardly ominous long pause*

    • @MadelineMonroee
      @MadelineMonroee 4 роки тому +1

      Chadian TheThespian yea I thought my video was messed up 😂

  • @jordanknight3519
    @jordanknight3519 4 роки тому +163

    *"Hey bro, is it cool if I still borrow the whip tonight?"*
    *"Yeah man, just bring it and the handcuffs back by 10, I need them tonight."*

    • @stevenbelmont3605
      @stevenbelmont3605 4 роки тому +6

      i was gonna comment that, and it makes it funnier because the CB wants to get laid

    • @Moth_Man_.
      @Moth_Man_. 4 роки тому

      Jordan Knight 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ConspiracyTito
    @ConspiracyTito 4 роки тому

    Thank you rSlash for uploading these scenes, I'm working with a BPO customer service industry and I didn't even imagine this scenarios are happening outside my work lol.
    Thanking you for the positive positioning speech of these reddit users reply to their scumbag customer/client

  • @paulmarquardt6881
    @paulmarquardt6881 4 роки тому +4

    3:44 that's more like r/murderedbywords

  • @mitchlol5710
    @mitchlol5710 4 роки тому +83

    If you're broke, why on earth are you leasing? That's so stupid, leasing is the most expensive way to drive a car out of all the ways possible, it's just so stupid.

    • @Hetalea
      @Hetalea 4 роки тому +1

      Might be more expensive on the long run yeah, but it's still the most accessible option for people who can't fork out the full price of a car in one go and/or don't have the possibility of saving up for one. If you're broke and really need a car better lease a car that's in good state than buying a cheap piece of shit that's gonna break and end up costing you more in repairs than it's own price. Having a car is often a necessity in the working world today, and think it's stupid if you want but sometimes leasing is just the only option

    • @mitchlol5710
      @mitchlol5710 4 роки тому +3

      @@HetaleaBy far the cheapest way of utilizing a car is by finding a reliable car for 1-3k and having a Mechanic do a Pre Purchase Inspection (PPI), that way you will have a very high chance of owning a decent car that you can keep as long as you need with no extra charge. If you want to make payments that's a bad idea too, buying things with money you don't have, but at least at the end of it, you still own a depreciating asset which is better than a Lease when you don't own anything. Payments on a lease are similar to buying a car though financing, and after a couple of months you'll pay well over what it costs to buy a cheap, decent car in cash, which is the best way.

    • @walterbrunswick
      @walterbrunswick 4 роки тому

      @@mitchlol5710 That's why I ended up financing my business trucks/vans and not leasing. At least in the end I will have some assets.

    • @nightfly4664
      @nightfly4664 4 роки тому +1

      @@Hetalea This is backward thinking. Instead of paying for the lease, why not put that money aside and save for a new car? What you're saying is that you're better off spending more money in the long run, because you can spent money (that isn't yours) right away. Instant gratification at it's finest.

    • @scottcarter6623
      @scottcarter6623 4 роки тому +2

      Leasing is a great example of how the people with less money end up paying more for everything. Leasing is the most expensive option, but a person could get into a lease even when they don't have enough to buy a used car for a couple of grand. It is not just cars, but many things in life that work the same way. In the city that I live in Rent are very high. My mortgage on a suburban home is less than a 2 bedroom apartment in the cheapest area of town.

  • @rachelranderson
    @rachelranderson 4 роки тому +40

    You've got to wonder about CB brain logic: "I'm hard up, man, pay for my stuff." "No." "Oh, you think you're so great because you make money? I make way more than you" "...Then why do I need to pay more money?"

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 2 роки тому +1

    You ever notice how the people who want to borrow your stuff are usually the same people who would give it back to you ruined and then say, "I don't see what the big deal is."

  • @YunaMiyamoto
    @YunaMiyamoto 2 роки тому +2

    Rslash: "I've never seen someone get so angry at the suggestion of a bag!"
    Me:
    Rslash:
    Me: (awkward)
    Rslash: (ok, next post)

  • @Wolfie713
    @Wolfie713 4 роки тому +13

    LOL @ 5:03
    Text: "My suitcase is a little tight..."
    rSlash: "My case is a little light..."
    Two different meanings there.

  • @ethancarberry-holt3011
    @ethancarberry-holt3011 4 роки тому +54

    HOW DARE YOU EARN MORE THAN ME!!!! I DEMAND YOUR WAGES!!!!!!

    • @hihi-dv5cr
      @hihi-dv5cr 4 роки тому

      I dont have a job im in highschool.......

    • @TogeCian
      @TogeCian 3 роки тому

      HOW DARE YOU NOT MAKE ANY MONEY I DEMAND YOU GIVE ME ALL YOUR POSSESIONS

    • @mreggsplays2080
      @mreggsplays2080 3 роки тому

      HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY DAUGHTERS IPAD I WILL SUE YOU FOR STEALING

    • @ethancarberry-holt3011
      @ethancarberry-holt3011 3 роки тому

      @@mreggsplays2080 *HOW DARE YOU BE ENTITLED TOWARDS ME!!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER NOW!!!*

    • @mreggsplays2080
      @mreggsplays2080 3 роки тому

      @@ethancarberry-holt3011 i am the manager.

  • @tonk3249
    @tonk3249 4 роки тому +8

    Why is the only thing entitled parents do is say “I am a single mother” all entitled moms say

  • @ayberkkurucay7760
    @ayberkkurucay7760 4 роки тому +4

    8:14 This dude prepared 'bout literally every possible CB approach lmao

    • @silverflight01
      @silverflight01 3 роки тому

      Either he has a lot of experience with CBs or checked out r/choosingbeggars a lot

  • @AshesFeu
    @AshesFeu 4 роки тому +21

    That babysitting one is also in Ontario.. so they're offering almost $13/hour under the minimum wage. In the GTA area as well, which is very expensive to live in. People are ridiculous 😒

  • @johnapple6646
    @johnapple6646 4 роки тому +30

    I'm starting to get addicted to his "EFF YOU"

  • @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119
    @chizujazelledaichireimiko7119 3 роки тому +3

    rSlash: I’ve never seen someone get so angry at the suggestion of a bag
    *10 seconds of awkward silence*

  • @LiaCranfield
    @LiaCranfield 3 роки тому +3

    I get angry so much when people think you’re rude and they swear in every sentence

  • @howsmartareya3908
    @howsmartareya3908 4 роки тому +19

    Every entitled person acts gangsta until they see nobody is on their side

    • @kathy8340
      @kathy8340 3 роки тому

      Then they act like the world has wronged them.

  • @stabajo
    @stabajo 4 роки тому +32

    5:10
    OH NO. SEEMS LIKE KAREN USED THE "I'M A SINGLE MOM" CARD
    It didn't work

    • @raybloxxian5582
      @raybloxxian5582 3 роки тому

      Karen used "im a single mom!"
      . . .
      it's not very affective

  • @mearness4027
    @mearness4027 4 роки тому +2

    3:27 I was hoping that op was going to take back the hotel rooms so they had to pay.

  • @moza1793
    @moza1793 4 роки тому +2

    This Subreddit really gives me a good laugh in these quarantine days lol

  • @thomasallen3570
    @thomasallen3570 4 роки тому +33

    Ex-wife: "He just washed our child's cloths after I asked him to wash them. He didn't even fold them!"
    Ex-Wife: "He didn't even fold our child's, AND MY, cloths after I sent 2-3 bags (probably more like 5)!"
    Ex-Wife (even if he DID fold them): "I'm not going to thank him for folding and washing our cloths. Its the LEAST he can do, since he SAVED ME MONEY by not having to go to the laundry mat. WHY AM I THE ONE PEOPLE ARE MAD AT?!"

    • @maddiemcnugget1076
      @maddiemcnugget1076 4 роки тому +4

      Thomas Allen her dumb ass didn’t give him a basket or something to properly fold the clothes in. Like if she just gave a bag and he folded them they would still be wrinkled.

    • @BeastWarsFan
      @BeastWarsFan 4 роки тому

      Ex-wife: "He didn't even fold them."
      Me: But, that wasn't in the note. ;) (I love that Tide commercial...)
      BWF

  • @dawidkowalewicz5845
    @dawidkowalewicz5845 4 роки тому +53

    Why do those people attacked by Choosing Beggars say "I cannot give you this for free, sorry" DO NOT SAY YOU ARE SORRY! You are empowering them. just tore them to shreads for being cheap and rude. stop talking like a victim.

    • @Lyndiloo
      @Lyndiloo 4 роки тому +4

      ^ A million times this. Thank god I figured this out before my kid was old enough to manipulate me, now I'm very careful with what I say I'm sorry for so she can't turn it into a way to make me prove my love for her by buying her candy.

    • @blacbamboo284
      @blacbamboo284 4 роки тому

      THANK YOU

    • @bleachfanbk
      @bleachfanbk 4 роки тому +1

      So true it's sad when I hear people apologize for the choosing beggar

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 4 роки тому +1

      I absolutely agree. These people are way too apologetic and nice, simply inviting more abuse. I think they just need to firmly reply “no,” then bow out.

    • @natalieflowers5839
      @natalieflowers5839 4 роки тому +2

      Dawid Kowalewicz there are some who say it cuz of manners. Please understand that despite of being in a situation with a Choosing Beggar we are still be well mannered. There’s is a line to being polite and letting them become empowered.

  • @danh4698
    @danh4698 4 роки тому +2

    Oh man, I tend to listen to these but not read along and I was totally convinced for like 3 videos that "grunt" was an American slang word for someone who's rich or selfish XD Nowww I understand...

  • @iwasDJYukey
    @iwasDJYukey 4 роки тому +1

    the one with the babysitter, the criminal background check makes sense.like, WHO WANTS A CRIMINAL TO WATCH OVER THEIR BABY WHILE THEY ARE GONE?!?!

  • @argonaut640
    @argonaut640 4 роки тому +56

    "I just got a car"
    So that would be your first problem.

  • @Ryunedo
    @Ryunedo 4 роки тому +14

    2nd story: CB turned out to be the bride's brother and was uninvited to the party.

  • @Onyxthefem
    @Onyxthefem 4 роки тому +1

    A person not wanting to spend money on you no matter how much they make, does not mean they are greedy

  • @2212blackstar
    @2212blackstar 4 роки тому +1

    To the woman who complained about her ex not folding the laundry, it’s not his responsibility to do your laundry. He did his kids laundry because he’s their father, any laundry of your own that he did is him doing you a courtesy when the truth is he wasn’t obligated to do so. It’s clear why he’s your ex, but frankly if I were him I’d have just done my kids and left her with a collection of dirty clothes for her to clean the next time she asks me to do it

  • @keiracopeland4721
    @keiracopeland4721 4 роки тому +207

    Review

    Great idea, terrible execution. This "rSlash" character has the audacity to sit there, at home, with his adorable dog, and post videos when I am supposed to be in school. I have contracted sickness, which I'm sure I got from here, and now he has outed himself as trying to avoid me and my service. Does he not know what I bring to his channel?
    I am asking for an apology from the owner, as I'm sure "rSlash" is just an alias. That's right, I see right through you. If I don't see an apology, I will be suing for emotional damages and willful ignorance of a customer.

    • @chrognos
      @chrognos 4 роки тому +10

      Keira Copeland oop, same I too have contracted illness and I’m sure this channel is the reason.

    • @beaburg1364
      @beaburg1364 4 роки тому +5

      I really hope both these comments are jokes...

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 4 роки тому +8

      @@beaburg1364 More than likely are jokes

    • @Jennifer_MB
      @Jennifer_MB 4 роки тому +7

      I have also contracted illness, an addiction to rSlash. I too demand compensation!

    • @mikaelious9550
      @mikaelious9550 4 роки тому +9

      @@beaburg1364 They are dw. It's almost an inside joke for people to act as choosing beggars in these comments

  • @ltfreeborn
    @ltfreeborn 4 роки тому +19

    _its only 400 extra_
    *400 extra of MY money!*
    _but... you make a 7 figure salary!_
    *SO? its mine!*

  • @Jomey80
    @Jomey80 4 роки тому +16

    “Yeah, you won’t be laughing when I post your personal info on there!” I would’ve just said “you won’t be laughing when the cops go to your house.
    Edit: I made a typo

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 3 роки тому +1

      Same thing I was thinking. Oh your gonna do that? Let me just contact the police and a lawyer just in case

    • @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352
      @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352 3 роки тому

      Hi pancake :D

  • @z00zyyt94
    @z00zyyt94 4 роки тому +3

    AKWARD SILENCE MOMENT 15:30

  • @justaparadeorexpressowl1889
    @justaparadeorexpressowl1889 4 роки тому +9

    15:36 i was surprised. That was straight silence.

  • @KCCAT5
    @KCCAT5 4 роки тому +63

    Matey, you should never let anybody know you're a pirate.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 4 роки тому +5

      Do what you like because a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 4 роки тому +3

      @@OmniscientWarrior YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 роки тому +3

      @@WobblesandBean BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT TO ME!

    • @mujik337
      @mujik337 4 роки тому

      I would never pirate or admit it -lol get scammed fuck that utorrent is my savour-

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 4 роки тому +1

      Machracers YOU ARE A PIRATE!

  • @annamariatodorova2917
    @annamariatodorova2917 4 роки тому +6

    Karen: *kills someone at the store*
    The employee at the store:
    Wait wha-
    Karen:HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY ANGEL
    Employee: wait what

  • @cir4000
    @cir4000 4 роки тому +1

    I once got upset with a friend for not understanding that I did not have a credit card. He wanted me to go visit him but got pissed off and blocked me when I said I'll have to take some time to figure out how to buy a ticket.

  • @cediviannareeda4305
    @cediviannareeda4305 4 роки тому +9

    “mind if I borrow the whip”
    *Oh my*
    ‘by whip, he means a car’
    _aww_

  • @jackmorley798
    @jackmorley798 4 роки тому +12

    "i've never seen someone get so angry at the suggestion of a bag" clearly he hasn't heard about plastic bags costing 5p in the UK :D

  • @gunkermit7003
    @gunkermit7003 4 роки тому +2

    For that needy guy who wanted a first class plane ticket *clears throat* “HE DOESNT NEED TO BUY YOU A FIRST CLASS TICKET”

  • @hayleywilkinson7971
    @hayleywilkinson7971 4 роки тому

    Thanks for putting up these videos. Found your channel today, and just listening to you really helps me laugh and unwind. Thanks again, and I'll let my friends know about this channel. Amazing content.😄

  • @redcar9949
    @redcar9949 4 роки тому +36

    CB: I love your stuff, can I have it for 1% of what it's worth?
    Normal Person: Sorry no, that will cause me a huge loss
    CB: Oh well, it's garbage anyways
    NP: Ok boomer

  • @Jmac1962
    @Jmac1962 4 роки тому +7

    If that woman's baby-daddy HAD folded the clothes for her, she'd just complain he'd folded them wrong.

  • @darkwizard117
    @darkwizard117 4 роки тому +1

    I have to admit I would be jealous of a Guy who makes 1 million a year, but if he is already so kind as to pay us a whole Villa, I would rather keep my mouth shut and just try to be as friendly as possible. He seems like a cool guy

  • @ameliawinget9229
    @ameliawinget9229 3 роки тому +1

    the argument of "id do it for you" really bugs me. My sister tries that one on me all the time and it is SO annoying.

  • @testingificangetfamous6287
    @testingificangetfamous6287 4 роки тому +85

    nobody:
    choosing beggers: Can I get it for free

    • @ucanhelva4085
      @ucanhelva4085 4 роки тому +3

      I am not selling anything tho

    • @testingificangetfamous6287
      @testingificangetfamous6287 4 роки тому +8

      Uçan Helva does it look like I care, can I have it for free or not

    • @sephtis3658
      @sephtis3658 4 роки тому +1

      You can have my tuition money

    • @meowcat7124
      @meowcat7124 4 роки тому +4

      Free is too expensive!

    • @chrognos
      @chrognos 4 роки тому

      Yes, I will give you this air for free. No, I will not deliver.

  • @katthedemon8102
    @katthedemon8102 4 роки тому +6

    At least the last guys aunt talks to him, when I tried to visit my aunt she purposely didn't answer the door. I looked through the window she was in there.she literally ignored her niece, nephew, her sister(my mother) and her mother. I personally think that was really selfish of her

  • @taliabutton1593
    @taliabutton1593 3 місяці тому

    10:28 He's borrowing a whip, and he's swinging through at 6... The mind boggles...

  • @officialfusionnetworks
    @officialfusionnetworks 3 роки тому +1

    7:13 “Don’t be so rude!”
    Me: says the one who swore 72 times in 1 conversation

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion 4 роки тому +105

    When you're so early you leave a comment before rSlash can, himself!

  • @christiankopet5891
    @christiankopet5891 4 роки тому +3

    How ironic is it that people who demand other people's money, call the other one greedy 😂😂 it's like:
    "Give me your money!"
    "No, it's my money"
    "You're so greedy!"

  • @toportime
    @toportime Рік тому +1

    I asked a friend to make a free user icon for one once, what he gave me probably took very little effort, looked pretty corny, but I was HAPPY for it, and I was glad to use it cause it fit what I asked for and I was glad he did not have to put much effort into it! Seeing other asking for free art, then being all butt hurt about what they get just pisses me off.

  • @SamRen-db6kh
    @SamRen-db6kh 2 роки тому

    I nearly bust a gut at "Worst. Conplaint. EVER."

  • @halopilot3931
    @halopilot3931 4 роки тому +10

    Every time I watch these I walk away thinking,. "how dumb are you!?!?"

  • @meowcat7124
    @meowcat7124 4 роки тому +7

    Every CB: "Free is too expensive!!!"

    • @biscuit2180
      @biscuit2180 4 роки тому

      "I demand that you pay me instead!"

  • @Yeninsomniac
    @Yeninsomniac 4 роки тому +1

    That whole set salesman is gentle as Jonathan Joestar.

  • @eskimberly7424
    @eskimberly7424 3 роки тому +1

    I just can’t get why folks who start brutally insulting and/or threatening the OP think that somehow that will help their cause or at least be ignored or accepted by the OP. I’d be done with them on the first insult.