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  • @Realisticz16
    @Realisticz16 6 років тому +3430

    "X-Ray tech looking for exposure." You know... one of them freelance radiologists...

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 5 років тому +179

      Yeah, they all have their own X-ray equipment.

    • @burnpygmalion39
      @burnpygmalion39 5 років тому +45

      Plus radiologists make bank so they’re not gonna do a free x-ray

    • @TieDef
      @TieDef 5 років тому +144

      I've got to assume that one was a joke; way too on the nose.

    • @Audiodump
      @Audiodump 5 років тому +84

      Its actually fractally stupid.
      1. Xrays are very cheap. Basically the cheapest diagnostic imaging test with the possible exception of Ultrasound. If this guy can't afford one he's definitely not famous or influential.
      2. It doesn't matter who you've done an xray on. No employer in the fucking world would care if you gave a star a xray. Not unless they had some really fucked up anatomy and it required a ton of skill or something.
      3. Even if employers would be impressed by that, it doesn't matter because patient privacy laws prevent you from disclosing who you have worked on.
      Every single aspect of it is extremely stupid and the closer you look the dumber it gets.

    • @---kp1hm
      @---kp1hm 5 років тому +42

      It’s clearly satire

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 5 років тому +1368

    "You really are cold, heartless, and uncompromising."
    Why thank you. Thank you very much. For a minute there I thought I'd lost my touch.

    • @camelat7228
      @camelat7228 5 років тому +32

      edgy, but clever. gets my like

    • @PantsYT
      @PantsYT 4 роки тому +11

      "Still got it"

    • @sam-ht6qv
      @sam-ht6qv Місяць тому

      ​@@camelat7228it's not edgy, you're just a soft person 😂

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Місяць тому

      @@sam-ht6qv FU-K YU I AM FROM ENGLAND MY NAME IS JAMES

  • @sadiedeservedbetter
    @sadiedeservedbetter 6 років тому +4656

    "Give me free art"
    "No"
    "My name is James"
    "Ok sure

    • @SuperPudiim
      @SuperPudiim 6 років тому +82

      I think he(james) might have misread his own messages as answers and answered himself.

    • @James-nj5ks
      @James-nj5ks 6 років тому +37

      My name IS James though

    • @Samm1e
      @Samm1e 6 років тому +13

      No, your name is Sammy

    • @willycheez7218
      @willycheez7218 6 років тому +10

      @@Samm1e no, my name is Sam, he IS James.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому +14

      Twist alert: The artist was Guy Fawkes and the guy was James I and that's why he's insecure about being from England.

  • @tangomartinez9600
    @tangomartinez9600 5 років тому +2058

    "If they live with parents they don't need money"
    Sir, not everyone in the internet is 14 years old, like you

    • @mikal9904
      @mikal9904 5 років тому +47

      thisisdaxie :P You also need to pay people for a service, doesn’t matter effort.

    • @thilsiktonix
      @thilsiktonix 4 роки тому +9

      Murdered by words.

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 4 роки тому

      @@thilsiktonix
      *RareInsult*

    • @melatoninqueen6914
      @melatoninqueen6914 4 роки тому +21

      Amen! I’m 19 and still living with my parents and I do in fact need money for personal hygiene items and clothing

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 4 роки тому +1

      *on

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 5 років тому +1434

    4:14 Seriously, $75 a week to watch four children 13 hours a day??? That's $1.15 an hour. That's 28 cents per hour per child. Good luck finding a slave.

    • @Zachattack10213
      @Zachattack10213 5 років тому +69

      29 cents if you round up.

    • @krashsite2125
      @krashsite2125 5 років тому +97

      @@Zachattack10213 We'll be rich if we get paid that much! Preposterous!

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx 5 років тому +135

      Hey, give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe she and her kids are all time travellers from the 1830s and think slavery is still legal

    • @SordoBjorn
      @SordoBjorn 5 років тому +56

      @@DetectiveNyx or thinks a dollar is worth the same as in the 1830's (that'd be a high-ish paying job back in the day)

    • @nightlydrugs6927
      @nightlydrugs6927 5 років тому +18

      Or stop having kids. Ffs.

  • @swahzie
    @swahzie 6 років тому +2133

    Death: You have 7 days to live.
    Me: Make it 5.
    Death: You want less days??
    Me: Well since you asked so nicely, make it 2.

    • @alonsan3977
      @alonsan3977 6 років тому +111

      Wynnzal i want to die right now can you hook me up?

    • @swahzie
      @swahzie 6 років тому +78

      random af Yeah man, just gotta call Death and boom, you're set.

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 6 років тому +8

      can you do eight and a half?

    • @mechaman5000
      @mechaman5000 6 років тому +54

      Doctor: you have 6 weeks to live
      Me: *slips 5 dollars* make it 3 weeks

    • @Multi006
      @Multi006 6 років тому +10

      SuperMech64 well we accidentally made it 1 week sorry lol

  • @tortellini6087
    @tortellini6087 5 років тому +2011

    The conservative thing with the babysitter cracks me up like, is she afraid she'll come back and her kids will have colored hair and refuse to go to church or something

    • @flyingpaladin617
      @flyingpaladin617 5 років тому +37

      Proof that conservatives are (almost) as bad as liberals

    • @btonyh5878
      @btonyh5878 5 років тому +25

      @@flyingpaladin617 can be

    • @lavaleader3455
      @lavaleader3455 5 років тому +255

      @@flyingpaladin617 E n l i g h t e n e d C e n t r i s t D e t e c t e d .

    • @IzzleWhizzle
      @IzzleWhizzle 5 років тому +112

      @Baron Von Grijffenbourg How about we as a species are fucked up, and we all suck, huh? There. Equal.

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 5 років тому +98

      I thought it was funny that she wanted the girl to have attended college, but misspelled it as "collage."

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 років тому +1385

    "Table and chairs are $135"
    [PERSUADE] Would take $90?
    [SUCCESS] "Yes, $90 is fine"
    [PERSUADE] Would do $70?
    [FAILURE] "I can do $100"

  • @Sevenwndrs7
    @Sevenwndrs7 6 років тому +3465

    Wait .... the horse one ...
    “My husband has been in the military ever since I was a little girl ....”
    Did I hear that right? 👀

    • @disappointingperson9162
      @disappointingperson9162 5 років тому +693

      This is why periods and commas are important

    • @TieDef
      @TieDef 5 років тому +358

      Anyway that I look at that sentence "husband in the military" doesn't seem to make any sense! "My husband has been in the military ever since I was a little girl", "As my husband is in the military Friesians are my favorite horse breed", "As my husband is in the military I've wanted a Friesian ever since I was a little girl," "As my husband is in the military I own horses", or "As my husband is in the military I'm a mother." Where does your husband being in the military come into any of this?!

    • @btonyh5878
      @btonyh5878 5 років тому +41

      *_Y E S_*

    • @saladfingersasmrparty9768
      @saladfingersasmrparty9768 5 років тому +19

      TieDef sympathy points or something

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 років тому +3

      Lol

  • @beejor
    @beejor 6 років тому +1128

    "Hi, Pokémon style character illustrations start at $30."
    "English. From England."
    "Ello ello, Pockit Monstah colour drawrins beggin' you wallet 15 quid right, yeah?"

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 5 років тому +127

      As a British person,this is almost correct but went a little Australian

    • @KomradeDoge
      @KomradeDoge 4 роки тому +70

      Roight wots all dis den?

    • @mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079
      @mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079 4 роки тому +42

      15 quids!? Wot m8 yu tryna scam meh ye lil’ shite

    • @christopherbranch5358
      @christopherbranch5358 4 роки тому +40

      As a britishman; spot on lad, but it is missing a "cheery-bye!" at the end.

    • @aliveandunwell430
      @aliveandunwell430 4 роки тому +11

      as an american this is making me laugh 😂

  • @Defa_Noob
    @Defa_Noob 6 років тому +2651

    Idk how people can just beg for money, I ask for 5 dollars and feel like a monster lol

    • @SugaryPhoenixxx
      @SugaryPhoenixxx 6 років тому +152

      But she didn't ask for money. She asked for a _friesian_

    • @jameslawson7383
      @jameslawson7383 6 років тому +47

      That is so not true, some people have this little thing, called pride, and would rather starve than beg for anything. Granted, you see That less, and less, as time goes on (like a handshake contract, or leaving your door unlocked at night), but it used to be quite common.

    • @LIFE-mk7kz
      @LIFE-mk7kz 6 років тому +8

      Owlburt Eyenstine Now just because you beg for money doesn’t mean everyone else does. Asking and begging are two different things and there is also a secret third option to get money. Working for it. So here’s a cookie 🍪 now go sit down and think about it.

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 6 років тому +52

      Begging for money is so petty. It’s much more rewarding to just steel it

    • @LIFE-mk7kz
      @LIFE-mk7kz 6 років тому +10

      Sir Prize ha well there you go

  • @Somerled_1
    @Somerled_1 5 років тому +2428

    The "mixed breed" response was very, very satisfying.

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 роки тому +10

      Wait, timestamp. I need it...

    • @themadmanescaped1
      @themadmanescaped1 4 роки тому +48

      @@Dreg-Freg watch the video smh.

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 роки тому +9

      I saw it like 10 seconds after

    • @absinthe4969
      @absinthe4969 4 роки тому +51

      @@Dreg-Freg I know I'm late af but 5:01

    • @sambaker734
      @sambaker734 4 роки тому +12

      For esthetic reasons

  • @slion9914
    @slion9914 6 років тому +488

    "Welcome to your medical school interview, John. First question- do you have any experience with x ray technology?"
    "I gave a chest x ray to some dj once for free because he begged online for it."
    "Shit dude youre hired"

    • @scriptosaurusrex
      @scriptosaurusrex 6 років тому +5

      That one was clearly satire in response to people trying to con musicians into working for free all the time.

    • @SugaryPhoenixxx
      @SugaryPhoenixxx 6 років тому +2

      @@scriptosaurusrex Yeah but its funnier when it's a DJ begging for a free doctor.

    • @scriptosaurusrex
      @scriptosaurusrex 4 роки тому

      @BronzeGod okay.

  • @jdbeast
    @jdbeast 5 років тому +1248

    Wonder if that African American reading job is still available. Could use the $10.

    • @loveisasleep
      @loveisasleep 5 років тому +280

      don't forget the leftover donuts!

    • @atomic9706
      @atomic9706 5 років тому +243

      Don't forget that you have to be able to read!

    • @acy7147
      @acy7147 5 років тому +10

      same man

    • @FriedAudio
      @FriedAudio 5 років тому +2

      Pretty sure it was was a parody...

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 років тому +16

      jdbeast but can you read?

  • @DJFelixChester
    @DJFelixChester 6 років тому +313

    That baby sitter one was essentially offering to pay someone with a high-school education or a college degree in elementary education, around $1.15 an hour for a more than full-time job.

    • @pokefan7446
      @pokefan7446 6 років тому +53

      DJFelixChester I feel like they may not understand how jobs work. Maybe they should practise what they demand.

    • @avr7120
      @avr7120 6 років тому +17

      Good luck finding someone that stupid haha

    • @maries9966
      @maries9966 6 років тому +16

      Heck, if you’re getting paid only $75 for 13 hours you’d be gettin seriously ripped off.

    • @tabithak.9923
      @tabithak.9923 6 років тому +30

      When I was babysitting kids this age, most parents paid me $10/hour. $75 isn't even a whole day. And if you have degree requirements for your fucking babysitter, you should be paying at least minimum wage.

    • @knechtor5648
      @knechtor5648 6 років тому +24

      Some people have this mindset that even giving you the opportunity to work is some form of charity and if you want to be paid more than they are willing to pay you are ungrateful and rude. Unfortunately sometimes these people run the company you work at lel.

  • @psychedelic.dreamer
    @psychedelic.dreamer 5 років тому +457

    That "sell a horse, buy a horse" bit kills me everytime

  • @JutlandAngel
    @JutlandAngel 6 років тому +540

    "Hmph. You really are cold, heartless, and uncompromising."
    You are the one that doesn't wanna spend 100 usd on your sick son.

    • @GizmoTTV
      @GizmoTTV 6 років тому +22

      what if the medicine cost 100 bucks?
      Would he buy it?
      I hope so.

    • @dsend_
      @dsend_ 6 років тому +5

      Jutland Angel you do realise he was probably making that shit up right?

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel 6 років тому +36

      x Suspended
      He was? I had absolutely no clue whatsoever.

    • @dsend_
      @dsend_ 6 років тому +2

      Jutland Angel I did say "probably". He might just be saying the truth

    • @jennifer__e
      @jennifer__e 6 років тому +28

      x Suspended r/woooosh

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 6 років тому +170

    "how much for the treadmill?"
    "$200"
    "did i mention i'm crippled?"

    • @Dice-Z
      @Dice-Z 6 років тому +6

      Hey, wheelchairs need some excercise too.

    • @itookabathlast4029
      @itookabathlast4029 6 років тому +3

      i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

    • @seandevine406
      @seandevine406 6 років тому

      I died when I saw this

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting 4 роки тому

      i havn't took a bath you called??

  • @AccomplishedBoot86
    @AccomplishedBoot86 5 років тому +594

    Imagine being broke and not taking a job offer like wtf

    • @gusrtw20
      @gusrtw20 4 роки тому +54

      What if the person offering a "job" at 1:48 was actually an mlm asshole trying to get a new victim for their snake oil scam? I mean, we don't have all the details here, just saying lol maybe the company is Amway 🤷‍♂️

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 4 роки тому +29

      ​@@gusrtw20 Yeah based on that "lmao" and no other context, it seems something's missing. That it's an MLM such as Amway is a really good guess.
      "Broke, friend? Pay me thousands of dollars for a scam empty dream :D :D :D"

    • @SkylerDK
      @SkylerDK 4 роки тому +7

      I have a friend like this. He refuses to get a job, even though he has a college degree now. He would rather stay home and play games. I mean, me too, but I got bills to pay.

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 4 роки тому +20

      I'm not disagreeing but I've taken a lot of jobs I should've stayed away from just because I was desperate. I set myself up for failure.

    • @SacredDaturaa
      @SacredDaturaa 4 роки тому +7

      @@gusrtw20 Yeah that's what I was thinking. Some jobs you really are better off not taking.

  • @mies7135
    @mies7135 5 років тому +333

    >I don't dare to put bass in my songs because it's a skill in itself
    >lol "work"

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 4 роки тому +27

      I'm not even a musician, and I wanna PUNCH that dude in the face for that "lol 'work'" crap.

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 роки тому +2

      judging by how he sees making music, i willing to bet his music is probably a shitty phone mic recording of an acoustic guitar cover.

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 4 роки тому

      @@AaronKaiMCDNLD That, or he has a two-bit mic... and a kazoo

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaysonklein6018 My music skills are on par with a chicken pecking a xylophone, and even I was pissed at that guy

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 3 роки тому

      @@AaronKaiMCDNLD that would imply he can read music

  • @Berd
    @Berd 6 років тому +4994

    to be NICE

    • @archedin
      @archedin 6 років тому +53

      ITS *BERD*

    • @doggo1194
      @doggo1194 6 років тому +17

      Berd SENPAI

    • @donobee9392
      @donobee9392 6 років тому +16

      DAD? YOU'VE COME BACK??

    • @tantrums
      @tantrums 6 років тому +9

      Berd dADDY

    • @toutac
      @toutac 6 років тому +3

      hey frend

  • @smolbean3816
    @smolbean3816 6 років тому +448

    Person: //well structured joke
    Me: ...
    SorrowTV: _"African American"_
    Me: //WHEEZE

  • @samellington8804
    @samellington8804 6 років тому +1845

    Holy shit that babysitter one... 1.15$ an hour for a job that difficult and all those requirements...

    • @drakecarman-loveless9151
      @drakecarman-loveless9151 6 років тому +54

      @ΞTHAN i respect that you appreciate other people's feelings, but let's be honest, the babies of this decade (I mean around 2010-) are the worst, my mom has footage of me (I was born in 2005) and I was almost never a crying demon, but my 6 year old cousin cries DAILY, and don't get me started on his sister. they are horrid in the highest caliber

    • @drakecarman-loveless9151
      @drakecarman-loveless9151 6 років тому +9

      @@GoblinUrNuts true enough

    • @inakie7756
      @inakie7756 6 років тому +29

      @ΞTHAN Conservatives don't hate black people tho

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому +14

      I'm REALLY hoping that they meant 6 PM - 7 PM...I'm probably wrong, though. :-(

    • @bookfound
      @bookfound 6 років тому +18

      11.50 an hour would be cheep for a babysitter with those qualifications.

  • @josephgarcia7030
    @josephgarcia7030 5 років тому +309

    "any up and coming x-ray technicians looking for exposure..." that's not how this works, in fact i'm fairly sure that's illegal.

    • @fueltek4362
      @fueltek4362 4 роки тому +59

      "im just a 16 year old xray technician from Atlanta tryna make it big, appreciate it if you'd check me out"

    • @mortson978
      @mortson978 3 роки тому +7

      It reads like satire to me. There's a host of schmucks trying to get free tattoos with this shtick.

    • @Sinistralitee
      @Sinistralitee 6 місяців тому +1

      lmfao, it sounds like satire but I genuinely believe he mistook Xray Exposure for the rap kind and not radiation.

  • @pokefan7446
    @pokefan7446 6 років тому +1046

    4:00 "Seeking emo girlfriend. Prerequisite: Must be virgin. I only take first place."
    What better win is there than a default win?

    • @autoweedeater
      @autoweedeater 6 років тому +52

      must be trap*

    • @uncertainknowledge2927
      @uncertainknowledge2927 6 років тому +2

      Nathan Bonilla it'd be better if he deleted his comment

    • @uncertainknowledge2927
      @uncertainknowledge2927 6 років тому +7

      Ivore Surkuri doesn't matter, he's either a troll or a Virgin Lord.

    • @Kerithanos
      @Kerithanos 6 років тому

      Not trying to downplay the absurdity of the original post, but what does this comment mean? Virtually ANYTHING you win has to do with being "first", especially if we're doing a sports metaphor. If you get to the finish line first, that's not a "default win".

    • @uncertainknowledge2927
      @uncertainknowledge2927 6 років тому +18

      Kerithanos if he's the first
      He's the best
      Because there's no competition

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 6 років тому +705

    "You just lost my business" means nothing when you weren't going to pay them anyway

    • @kaydenwomack8049
      @kaydenwomack8049 6 років тому +1

      you tell him!

    • @jackkaczmarski
      @jackkaczmarski 6 років тому +1

      The phrase should be “You just lost my _potential_ business”

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV  6 років тому +6508

    It's a normal upload, April Fools. Am I doing this right?

    • @-TheyKilledKenny
      @-TheyKilledKenny 6 років тому +203

      Sorrow TV Yeah, doing great

    • @nidraja471
      @nidraja471 6 років тому +76

      Sorrow TV yes sorrow, you did this right

    • @alexav12
      @alexav12 6 років тому +6

      Sorrow TV No.

    • @brawler5785
      @brawler5785 6 років тому +21

      Sorrow TV Perfect.

    • @sarahlinna505
      @sarahlinna505 6 років тому +70

      You’re doing your best so it’s ok

  • @papa_xan
    @papa_xan 5 років тому +154

    "How about $55 and a nice sweater?" "Not unless that sweater is made out of $45." Awesome!!!

  • @DJBaphomet
    @DJBaphomet 6 років тому +176

    "Looking for a emo gf, has to be an 8/10" Sorry dude, you're not getting a big tiddied goth gf.

    • @Archimonde259
      @Archimonde259 6 років тому +8

      only in Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 6 років тому +59

      how emo are you if you have 500 friends?

    • @Dualblades47
      @Dualblades47 6 років тому

      Outertale Napstablook but is he saving for Jalter?

    • @Landsknecht25
      @Landsknecht25 6 років тому

      Outertale Napstablook why tf do people like goth gfs

    • @GizmoTTV
      @GizmoTTV 6 років тому

      marlonyo exactly!

  • @bobblehead7002
    @bobblehead7002 6 років тому +1102

    These art commission ones piss me off. Who tf expects free art?

    • @blazingbuizel7194
      @blazingbuizel7194 6 років тому +65

      These people, obviously

    • @cascamidland
      @cascamidland 6 років тому +49

      Dickheads.

    • @Crumbite.
      @Crumbite. 6 років тому +45

      About 1.6 million people

    • @unfig3034
      @unfig3034 6 років тому +48

      If it's done in a friendly way with someone you know, I'd understand someone expecting a favor or at least a price cut even though it's still probs not gonna happen, but yeah no idea why strangers would expect it.

    • @lordoxyn5099
      @lordoxyn5099 6 років тому +3

      Bobble Head idiots that’s who

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 6 років тому +312

    The worst ones are the ones where the item is FREE AND THEY STILL CAN'T AFFORD IT

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 6 років тому +13

      how about you give ME $10?

    • @bryanl6828
      @bryanl6828 6 років тому +2

      DADWC no 20$ no arguement

    • @wesleyem3
      @wesleyem3 6 років тому +4

      DADWC Frick you I live in Arizona my name is Wesley

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 5 років тому +618

    Big oof on the African American one. I thought the first "who can read" was the beginning of a sentence they changed halfway through as a mistake- but then they emphasized it.
    OOF

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 років тому +14

      At first I thought they meant can read music.

    • @TomAndersonDH
      @TomAndersonDH 4 роки тому +1

      Not all African Americans can read though...

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +42

      @@TomAndersonDH i mean maybe from other countries but i'd like to believe there's a good amount of black people who can read in the u.s (i think the post is set in the u.s.)....? i feel like their view on black people is that we're uneducated or unintelligent rather than 'they could be a foreigner!' but either way the post sucks

    • @TomAndersonDH
      @TomAndersonDH 4 роки тому +10

      @@randompromises1038 I agree that in the US it is more unlikely to find someone that can't read after the age its generally taught in schools, but i've met plenty of people in my lifetime that should have been able to read but couldn't. All colors, not just black. It's sad, but they do exist.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +23

      @@TomAndersonDH oh no yeah i know that there's definitely people out there that can't read. the post just kind of gives me the impression that the person had never met a black educated person (because if they couldn't read how could they read the post in the first place)

  • @Freakybananayo
    @Freakybananayo 6 років тому +1982

    youre gonna lose. BUG TIME! *swarm of ants and crickets and beetles appear out of nowhere, obliterating the web designer*

    • @swordhunter12
      @swordhunter12 6 років тому +80

      Freakybananayo If you can summon bugs at will you don't need money.

    • @yeloandzigtoons3341
      @yeloandzigtoons3341 6 років тому +58

      That was possibly the most anti climatic thing anyone could say when begging for something.

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 6 років тому +20

      fuck yes

    • @Athaeus
      @Athaeus 6 років тому +49

      A web designer would probably feel worried if you threaten to introduce bugs in their programming.

    • @brecklenwant3100
      @brecklenwant3100 6 років тому +6

      Calm down, Mrs. Herbert

  • @vinnisvidya
    @vinnisvidya 6 років тому +694

    [ (Barter 40/55) Would take $70? ]
    [ (FAILED) "I can do $100." ]

  • @AcidBaby98
    @AcidBaby98 6 років тому +625

    Lol $75 a WEEK? Wtf that's literally like $1.15 an HOUR to watch 4 small children for 13hours a day 5 days a week. That's insane. Who would do actually apply for that?

    • @jobhunter5090
      @jobhunter5090 6 років тому +86

      an illegal imigrant who can't get a job in a real buisness due to the harsh laws and punishments for hiring one or possibly a homeless person looking to raid a kitchen and watch tv after getting out of rehab. Otherwise nobody ad probably went unanswered.

    • @largestella7996
      @largestella7996 6 років тому +19

      I'm guessing... nobody??

    • @Kirasanban
      @Kirasanban 6 років тому +42

      Oh No haha it reminds me of the time my grandmother gave me $100 so I could “pay for college.” It was sweet but I’d have also needed a time machine to go back far enough for that to cover the cost of a degree (which would have been a time women weren’t allowed to go to college anyway).

    • @sfsaviation
      @sfsaviation 6 років тому +16

      Kirasanban or you could go forward in time till the bill is worth thousands of dollars due to how old it is and how good condition it is

    • @PrinxeGaming_
      @PrinxeGaming_ 6 років тому +30

      It's actually 86¢
      Yes she literally wanted that person to work for 86¢

  • @matthias8122
    @matthias8122 6 років тому +594

    Did not know x-ray technicians had to make portfolios and get "exposure" lol

    • @PenguinLord10
      @PenguinLord10 5 років тому +63

      I get the feeling his work as a "respected and popular underground hip hop producer" involves a lot of payment in exposure as well.

    • @emcustard
      @emcustard 5 років тому +55

      Radiation exposure, sure

    • @ambersomething1693
      @ambersomething1693 5 років тому +9

      Yeah I thought they just took pictures of your bones with a fancy machine

    • @spookymcfakename
      @spookymcfakename 5 років тому +1

      I mean yep it is exposure aight

    • @KomradeDoge
      @KomradeDoge 4 роки тому +6

      I'm very much hoping that post was satire tbh.

  • @Vivi-mf3fh
    @Vivi-mf3fh 6 років тому +549

    "Must be ᴬᶠʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ"

    • @danikasmith493
      @danikasmith493 6 років тому +7

      Why did he whisper that?

    • @despaircheeto8488
      @despaircheeto8488 6 років тому +10

      Daniel Bin Hujan Omar that's the part that pissed me off.

    • @justanotheraltaccount7821
      @justanotheraltaccount7821 6 років тому +10

      **Yellow fuckcoin breaks wall down**
      Did you just say the word?! How dare you! _AAAAAAAAAAAA_
      **demonetized for 7 months**

    • @bojackson3073
      @bojackson3073 6 років тому +1

      he got away with it. doesn't show up on CC's

    • @terraxgaming4117
      @terraxgaming4117 5 років тому +1

      @@justanotheraltaccount7821 yellow fuckcoin lmao

  • @bluejae825
    @bluejae825 6 років тому +584

    "Caucasian congregation" is what i'm gonna call all of my family's get-togethers from now on

    • @astrangeone
      @astrangeone 6 років тому +18

      $10 and all the donuts you can carry.
      Really? I can make $10 easily at a minimum wage job and I don't have to worry about your "diverse" church goers giving me evil looks for not being born white.
      Also, ha! I know a lot of really white families and they could be called that...

    • @ekoreko4271
      @ekoreko4271 6 років тому

      I mean if a church going black person were to see this maybe they'd think $10 and breakfast for their family on a sunday morning isn't too bad.

    • @lolallday08
      @lolallday08 6 років тому +6

      @@ekoreko4271 We can get that at most diverse mega churches in Memphis, Atlanta, Nashville, & Chicago without being a token.
      In the name of our dearest lord, Issa Nah.
      Blackness 3:16.

    • @bluejae825
      @bluejae825 6 років тому +1

      @@astrangeone w...what?

    • @ekoreko4271
      @ekoreko4271 6 років тому +1

      @@lolallday08 Fair enough, I just live in a really white area

  • @mochaccino3281
    @mochaccino3281 6 років тому +303

    “If they live with parents they don’t need money”. So this is how you end up with men in their 40’s demanding free porn art from teenagers. “But Snickerdoodle and I are in love and you don’t even care 😭”

    • @gav1049
      @gav1049 6 років тому +10

      Mochaccino Unrealistic. Not enough emojis.

    • @yoshishuhaist
      @yoshishuhaist 6 років тому

      English!

    • @mochaccino3281
      @mochaccino3281 6 років тому +2

      Samsung User Not everyone demands free art obviously

    • @missconstruct6968
      @missconstruct6968 6 років тому +1

      Ashes to nothing.
      Nah, you just need to say 'freaking' on every other word

    • @donloder1
      @donloder1 6 років тому

      Samsung User yeah it still gets me on the weirdies that someone puts themselves out to public for drawing NSFW. Dis why I like my favorite Hentai artist to still be unknown to me.

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 6 років тому +305

    the horse one was hilarious.
    "long time horse owner as my husband is in the military"
    aah those long, cold nights spent in the stables.. xD

    • @boxycthulhu3519
      @boxycthulhu3519 5 років тому +3

      I was gonna say...

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 роки тому +11

      @Goddess of Chaos that joke made me laugh so hard my voice is horse now

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 роки тому +2

      Random Promises yeah i was eating horseradish and i spat it all over my phone

  • @ZeromusHarvey
    @ZeromusHarvey 5 років тому +227

    not gonna lie, would be kinda funny if the "rap artist" got his x-ray and saw something bad.
    "I need a FREE life-saving surgery! No pay, but plenty of EXPOSURE!"

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 4 роки тому +26

      "Yo dawg, my xray shows that I have critical super-dense walking pneumonia... like, I could die in a few days if I don't get it treated... buy my album, dawg."

  • @ToddHimself
    @ToddHimself 6 років тому +655

    And turning from his computer the weary web developer with tears in his eyes turns to his pet tarantula and says “I’m sorry Timmy the tarantula but I can’t have you anymore... I’ve lost bug time...”

    • @CritLoren
      @CritLoren 6 років тому +15

      spiders are arachnids not bugs :/

    • @ToddHimself
      @ToddHimself 6 років тому +59

      Son where I'm from bugs can mean any creepy crawly be it insect or arachnid.

    • @bums009
      @bums009 6 років тому +57

      Sloth r/iamverysmart

    • @Naruto31132
      @Naruto31132 6 років тому +17

      you're a proboscis!

    • @doobiesnatcher1956
      @doobiesnatcher1956 6 років тому +8

      I'm dying

  • @alonneforever8351
    @alonneforever8351 6 років тому +163

    "skill in itself"
    >seconds pass
    "lol "work""

    • @reoglah
      @reoglah 6 років тому +3

      alecool34 lol "work"

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +106

    "Looking to collab with an up and coming x-ray tech" is a sentence I didn't think I would hear ever in my life.

  • @johnshadeslayer7589
    @johnshadeslayer7589 6 років тому +147

    funny how the people who ask for stuff for free like music or art refuse to call it hard work yet are unwilling to do it themselves

    • @brandenaebersold8247
      @brandenaebersold8247 6 років тому

      I mean, it's 1 hour for someone with experience versus a couple hundred hours for a beginner to start it. He's saying it's not work because he assumes writing music and playing bass is something the artist enjoys. He could honestly probably find someone willing to do it for free.

    • @brandenaebersold8247
      @brandenaebersold8247 6 років тому

      John Shadeslayer If you think about it, there really aren't any good reasons to be rude to someone.

    • @johnshadeslayer7589
      @johnshadeslayer7589 6 років тому

      Branden Aebersold Well yea ofc 😂

    • @Azumongo
      @Azumongo 6 років тому +6

      The thing is, projects don't become more or less "work" based on how much someone enjoys working on it.
      If an artist hates working on a project but still does his best and gets paid 100$ for it, that's fine.
      If another artist works on that project while having the greatest time of his life he should still get paid the promised 100$ even *if* everyone can tell that he really enjoyed doing it.
      Taking money for good creative work is more than just a personal decision in my opinion, it's also a statement showing that you believe in the quality of your creative work and feel confident enough to charge an adequate price for it.
      Also, when you pay someone, like the bass player in this video, for working on something for 1 hour, you're also paying for his front-up investment of time, money and hard work he had to put in in order to get to that level of skill in the first place!
      That's why highly trained people like doctors are well paid: Because they studied their asses off and worked hard to get there, not because they cut open bodies for half an hour every now and then.
      All that aside he really might've found someone to do it for free though simply because some people either have high skill and too much free time or because they don't value the little time they have high enough.

    • @kuba_mar
      @kuba_mar 6 років тому +1

      Found it "I Will Destroy Your Business" imgur.com/gallery/eQmMm

  • @anistrashcan8536
    @anistrashcan8536 6 років тому +3271

    Some people make me want to cry.

    • @fandimadness
      @fandimadness 6 років тому +5

      oke

    • @prodhenri
      @prodhenri 6 років тому +3

      Same.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 6 років тому +4

      Ani's Trash Can I just want to punch them in their face

    • @izzrainy7410
      @izzrainy7410 6 років тому +15

      Tears are $20

    • @anomalous5549
      @anomalous5549 6 років тому +2

      Some peope make me whant to die

  • @laurelcook9078
    @laurelcook9078 6 років тому +238

    The horse one had me laughing because no one in their right mind would give her a free horse. Go to auctions and buy them off the truck.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 6 років тому +42

      Even worse, it's a Friesian. Those aren't horses you can just find at auction. They average $25,000, definitely not something to just give away.

    • @krystatinyy9652
      @krystatinyy9652 6 років тому

      Laurel Cook omg your profile picture is so cute lol

    • @astrangeone
      @astrangeone 6 років тому +14

      I mean, she has a couple of horses. She could just sell them, and buy an actual Friesian horse.

    • @Dragonemperess
      @Dragonemperess 6 років тому +16

      @@astrangeone Maybe, but I doubt it. Fresians are like the Porsche of the horse world. She's asking for a free Porsche!

    • @cheesypickles6254
      @cheesypickles6254 6 років тому +9

      @Dragonemperess I mean technically she could by a foal with the money she made off of selling a couple horses. Friesian foals cost under $10k. It’s the grown and trained ones that cost more.

  • @Mikachu1994
    @Mikachu1994 4 роки тому +219

    "Wanting to hire an African American. MUST BE ABLE TO READ."
    Honey. Honey no. Quit while you can.

    • @franl155
      @franl155 3 роки тому +9

      That shows how "diverse" they really are

    • @mini_skinny0296
      @mini_skinny0296 3 роки тому +18

      It reminded me of that little song "We gotta celebrate our differences".

    • @franl155
      @franl155 3 роки тому +1

      @@mini_skinny0296 - or "We've got to *be seen to* celebrate them"

    • @KR-ys4xy
      @KR-ys4xy 3 роки тому

      I honestly don’t know what was wrong with that one. Can someone explain?

    • @thetea4093
      @thetea4093 2 роки тому +11

      @@KR-ys4xy they’re assuming black people can’t read

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 6 років тому +444

    Dude, you have an angel voice.

    • @perussi_gaming4459
      @perussi_gaming4459 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, he does
      No homo

    • @pickletickler1026
      @pickletickler1026 6 років тому +2

      I fucked an angel

    • @Nok_Sul
      @Nok_Sul 6 років тому

      To be fair angels are pretty fit. I'd bang one.

    • @Nok_Sul
      @Nok_Sul 6 років тому

      +stockart whiteman You mean Puttis right? Cherubim are fucking massive Lion/Bull bodied angels with four heads.

    • @grapesauce1205
      @grapesauce1205 6 років тому

      2:00 made me moist 😤😤😤😎

  • @assailant8722
    @assailant8722 6 років тому +787

    It amazes me how little people respect artists. I've tried to learn how to draw before, and as someone who never got good at it, it is REALLY difficult and takes a lot of time and work, and yet people just assume they'll do whatever they want. I have a girlfriend who's an artist, and I almost never ask her to draw something for me, and on the rare occasion that I do, I always assure her that I'm willing to talk prices with her. She has done it for free (the perks of an artist girlfriend), but I always assure her I'm willing to pay if she wants.
    Artists are not your slaves. Respect them.

    • @eh9317
      @eh9317 6 років тому +34

      Wholesome post

    • @themechanicalvee5244
      @themechanicalvee5244 6 років тому +50

      This post's kinda heartwarming in a strange sorta sense haha

    • @margaret5726
      @margaret5726 6 років тому +31

      Agreed. I follow many artists, and it sucks that they have to post about this quite often.

    • @nonubusiness
      @nonubusiness 6 років тому +18

      I wanted to become an artist when I was a child. THEN they kept having all those 'starving artists" sales on tv. Scared me right outta my dream.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 6 років тому +19

      @nonubusiness, yeah same.
      It's really good to hear a partner willing to pay their partner for work, that's really kind of amazing.

  • @yaashcallicharan1030
    @yaashcallicharan1030 6 років тому +139

    You can't be emo and have 500 friends at the same time

  • @thedutchflamingo9973
    @thedutchflamingo9973 6 років тому +667

    Is it just me or do these people all act like "nice guys" or "nice girls", just a little bit more mature?

  • @Brandelwyn
    @Brandelwyn 6 років тому +217

    And how exactly a true genuine emo could have 500+ friends?

    • @HamStrokers-Ejacula
      @HamStrokers-Ejacula 6 років тому +21

      Because shitkids think social media friends = status.

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 6 років тому +12

      The thing is... I never was an emo myself, but this one right here just feels wrong. Emo are supposed to be all angsty and timid, amirite? Or the point of being an emo got corrupted somehow while getting to Russia?

    • @thr2648
      @thr2648 6 років тому

      Idk

    • @Megapowertooldragon
      @Megapowertooldragon 6 років тому +13

      Aight boys, this is from an ex emo who used to date an emo, lemme break it down for ya; emos are easiest to find in high schools, a few of them are virgin (including myself and the girl I was dating at the time) they tend to hang out in groups of around 4-5 people, however online can be a different story, you see it’s much easier for an emo to talk over text/message than irl, the most frequented website for emos is Vampire Freaks, where they can reach up to around 30-70 “friends” however they don’t speak to most of them and only add them as friends because they like their profiles or something.
      Bottom line is, the kid ain’t gettin’ any emo pussy

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 6 років тому +1

      Not Alpharius I thought Putin banned emo culture to prevent suicide 🤔

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 6 років тому +282

    9:00
    Just swap out horse for Ferrari and you’ll see just how idiotic it is (assuming you didn’t already)

    • @skimaskalx
      @skimaskalx 5 років тому +63

      purebred ferrari

    • @amc0723
      @amc0723 5 років тому +55

      Any gender or age Ferarri

    • @someman66
      @someman66 5 років тому +36

      Senior ferrari

    • @kkingkaila
      @kkingkaila 5 років тому +33

      Can be fresh off the lot or well loved either way I'd take great care of any Ferrari

    • @berilo.8044
      @berilo.8044 5 років тому +11

      Oh my God

  • @EmulatorSavvy
    @EmulatorSavvy 6 років тому +205

    7:45 "I'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit, that doesn't make sense."
    What? By that logic, it doesn't make sense to pay my carpenter to fix my staircase because it's free to walk on. Were these people dropped as babies or something?

    • @Azumongo
      @Azumongo 6 років тому +29

      I wonder how those people think free-to-play games are made from a financial perspective...
      "Wait, you want me to pay you for writing thousands of lines of code for a game that's free? Nonsense!"

    • @ColtonWatson
      @ColtonWatson 6 років тому +21

      They're missing out, BUG TIME

    • @marlonyo
      @marlonyo 6 років тому +25

      if the site is truly free then how is that a million dollar idea

    • @EmulatorSavvy
      @EmulatorSavvy 6 років тому +3

      A fitting punishment for that mouth breather.

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 6 років тому +6

      NebulaDreams They have this weird logic that some people are not just worth paying for. For them drawing is so easy artists don't worth paying for.

  • @crystalwebb8486
    @crystalwebb8486 5 років тому +45

    perfect answer for the person looking for the purebred cat! "provide us with your ancestry documents..." Purebred Genius!

  • @papierboa
    @papierboa 6 років тому +486

    Person: Selling for 50 dollars
    Person 2: free?!?
    Person: no?
    Person 2: ):(

    • @ItsNotakin
      @ItsNotakin 6 років тому +16

      *>:(

    • @Jason-eo1rh
      @Jason-eo1rh 6 років тому +1

      I'm from Romania 🚪🔒 🎉 🎧 🎶

    • @Feliciatanktop
      @Feliciatanktop 5 років тому

      Literally a summary of selling on Mercari

    • @stinky6832
      @stinky6832 5 років тому

      O
      /):(\
      | |

    • @kv_6975
      @kv_6975 5 років тому

      @haha sorry autocorrect It's facing regtt

  • @DemMedHornene
    @DemMedHornene 6 років тому +1884

    Horsegirl doesn't know what comma or period is. Also, Sorrow, I hope you read all of that in one breath, otherwise I'll seriously question your dedication to the craft.

    • @kesorangutan6170
      @kesorangutan6170 6 років тому +72

      Do you want to kill Sorrow?

    • @tunnelsnake420
      @tunnelsnake420 6 років тому +48

      *bircan doğaroğlu* you fool! There is no known ways to kill sorrow!

    • @Ice-cd7jj
      @Ice-cd7jj 6 років тому +31

      Dude, show some respek, they just want a free horse worth around 20 grand...

    • @dbgrfdg
      @dbgrfdg 6 років тому +14

      you could clearly hear the cuts on some of the takes.

    • @bp837
      @bp837 6 років тому +3

      Gay

  • @justice4776
    @justice4776 6 років тому +527

    E N G L I S H
    F R O M
    E N G L A N D

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock 5 років тому +94

    She asking for a horse that can cost up to 260k for FREE? ffs man

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 4 роки тому +11

      You took the words right out of my mouth, that was hilarious! 😄 Sorry I'm late to the party, just subscribed. I've been around horses my entire life and my jaw dropped to the floor. If she thinks the horse itself is too expensive, there's no way she can afford to keep it. I laughed out loud at the "money shouldn't keep me from having what I want!" Yeah, Karen, that's pretty much exactly how it works.

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 4 роки тому +4

      and, keep in mind she's already got other horses, but is still begging for the most Expensive one of all.

  • @GearsoftheCOG3
    @GearsoftheCOG3 6 років тому +617

    "and a long time horse owner as my husband is in the military" ehh I really don't like what that implies

    • @goldylocks1932
      @goldylocks1932 6 років тому +8

      Isaac .Rozzdale x2

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 6 років тому +71

      Isaac .Rozzdale Huh? Oh wait. Oh. Oh.... Ohhhhhhh no.......

    • @oscarguzman6440
      @oscarguzman6440 6 років тому +11

      Yup

    • @jrmcc173
      @jrmcc173 6 років тому +25

      Oh. Ohhhhh nooo.

    • @aajkdndkdnekwn
      @aajkdndkdnekwn 6 років тому +10

      Huh I don't get it
      (despite what my username says I actually don't understand)

  • @finnax6543
    @finnax6543 6 років тому +400

    8:07
    Friesians are draft horses. They aren't bred for advanced riding, normal riding, jumping, liberty, or dressage. Though, you can use a Friesian for normal riding, they specialize and are most comfortable with farm work. (Pulling carts or wagons) On the other hand, a Friesian Sport horse can be used for drafting and normal riding. They are equally comfortable in both. If that lady had wanted a pure bred Friesian (which are quite rare and can be mostly only found in the Netherlands), she would do her research and find out what they can be used for. Pure Friesians are not comfortable with only regular riding.
    She MAY use a Friesian for dressage, but it is mostly a stereotype. If she wanted to do advanced dressage, she could *try* with a Friesian Sport Horse. Friesians are not comfortable with only doing dressage and normal riding. She would need to put a lot of drafting in that plan to make sure the horse is happy. She needs to find a new hobby, the idiot. This is a well known and basic fact to horse riding/horse fans.
    Wanting a *free* Friesian, that's out of the question.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 років тому +10

      She might have been looking for a cart horse - maybe she lives near one of those cities with roads which are friendly to horse-drawn carriages.

    • @dioxincaddiz8166
      @dioxincaddiz8166 6 років тому

      this is why i think most in the video are just fake

    • @Neo-Bladewing
      @Neo-Bladewing 6 років тому +30

      But they have free in the name!
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @dioxincaddiz8166
      @dioxincaddiz8166 6 років тому +4

      i have no doubt that there are many ignorant people that neglect animals about but its just so unrealistic she claims to know about the horse but then wants to miss use the breed and who is giving away horses of that sort of value to internet strangers i just think most are fake

    • @wintertimber1749
      @wintertimber1749 6 років тому +2

      This just helped me a little on what horse to get soon

  • @Buntythebee
    @Buntythebee 6 років тому +2912

    I love your videos, but I also hate them since there are people like this breathing the same air, sharing the same planet with us and are totally serious about their bullshit.

    • @yoink4180
      @yoink4180 6 років тому +70

      I cannot agree more.

    • @alonsan3977
      @alonsan3977 6 років тому +108

      Our lord and savior: vay kek "WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR!"

    • @alonsan3977
      @alonsan3977 6 років тому +12

      Wait... if anyone got the refrence, i love you.

    • @yolemswag3312
      @yolemswag3312 6 років тому +3

      random af too many Loli threads on /b/ ?

    • @alonsan3977
      @alonsan3977 6 років тому +1

      Yolem Swag what is /b/?

  • @yaboiren5003
    @yaboiren5003 6 років тому +183

    You're gonna have a BUG TIME! (Bugalovania plays in background)

  • @DIDDLOTIC
    @DIDDLOTIC 6 років тому +473

    You're gonna lose...
    B U G T I M E

    • @jaguar123987x
      @jaguar123987x 6 років тому +6

      no pay, no work bitch BUG TIME!

    • @berserk-_-majay4104
      @berserk-_-majay4104 6 років тому +5

      *big time

    • @owenurban5122
      @owenurban5122 6 років тому +4

      *big time rush

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 6 років тому +4

      the best place to commit a mistake, in the all caps word

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 6 років тому +1

      You just lost my million dollar idea which is a website that will be free to visit.

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 років тому +2669

    $75 a week while working 13 hours a day ok then buddy

    • @CaptmagiKono
      @CaptmagiKono 6 років тому +444

      With all of the demands, I was actually reading $75 and hour, but then I realized it said week and laughed, then cried a little.

    • @Trashproductions2
      @Trashproductions2 6 років тому +190

      CaptmagiKono with all those kids $75 a week is hardly enough.

    • @yootantonystark2738
      @yootantonystark2738 6 років тому +129

      *Yeh not even Indians would wana work for that money*

    • @crunchyboi4591
      @crunchyboi4591 6 років тому +96

      Doofus Productions it's complete BS I make 90 to 100 for one day with 3 or more kiddos so 75 a week is a no no.

    • @crunchyboi4591
      @crunchyboi4591 6 років тому +109

      Zach Arbogast That's their fault for being Chinese. Ha gottem.

  • @MrBuns-yi2hk
    @MrBuns-yi2hk 6 років тому +473

    If you put out a written advertisement asking to hire a man who can read, I am pretty sure that only people who can read will respond.

    • @beastmasterbg
      @beastmasterbg 6 років тому +2

      😂

    • @Aquaquake
      @Aquaquake 6 років тому +14

      Responded above, but... Someone can read it and then pass that offer verbally to someone who might or might not be able to read well.

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 6 років тому +9

      What does this comment say, I can't read?

    • @Always.Smarter
      @Always.Smarter 6 років тому

      Woow, did you figure that one out all by yourself?

    • @darkracer1252
      @darkracer1252 6 років тому +1

      there are so many ways for people to know what is written there without reading it. it's litterally bullshit what you said

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 5 років тому +78

    if i saw that kid named "james" and he wanted a pokemon style drawing, i'd draw a shitty james from team rocket and send it to him

    • @jaysonklein6018
      @jaysonklein6018 4 роки тому +2

      And have him say "FUCK YOU, I AM FROM ENGLAND! MY NAME IS JAMES!"

  • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
    @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 6 років тому +512

    Back in the day Rich people owned cars and the poor rode horses.
    Now poor people own cars and the rich own horses.
    The stables have turned my friends.
    Edit: um, I found this joke in a meme comp video.

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 6 років тому +13

      Well, back in the day it wasn't considered abuse to give a horse one bale of hay a week, so they were way cheaper to keep.

    • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
      @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 6 років тому

      Lucy W Horses actually ate hay? I thought they ate vegtables....

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 6 років тому +2

      Meh, same concept. You could give a horse two carrots for the week and there wasn't a PETA to tell you "no." Also interest rates.

    • @brc9739
      @brc9739 6 років тому

      ::thonking::

    • @Rijapega89
      @Rijapega89 6 років тому

      nice analogy xD

  • @biggreenblob
    @biggreenblob 6 років тому +529

    $75 a week to watch 4 boys for 65 hours a week????? Would have to pay me like 1200 a week......

    • @biomodified
      @biomodified 6 років тому +15

      More than I got for watching five girls around the same ages for the same amount of hours. I also footed the food bill. Family sucks. At least I could teach them to bite their dad as revenge...😁.

    • @theo_aetc
      @theo_aetc 6 років тому +57

      65 hours per week is more than a full time job. what the fuck

    • @st.videoss
      @st.videoss 6 років тому +20

      ...and don't forget all the requirements.

    • @madtophatter6853
      @madtophatter6853 6 років тому +11

      I know right, Also If my math is right you are getting paid $2.24 an hour...minimum wage now is like $10 wtf?!?!?!?!?!?

    • @despaircheeto8488
      @despaircheeto8488 6 років тому +18

      Don't forget they're all under five years old, 4 boys each one at least 5 years old or younger for weeks, holy shit.

  • @francesca1687
    @francesca1687 6 років тому +121

    As a person who keeps horses, does this "experienced owner" not realise that buying the horse is the least expensive part of the whole experience? If you can't afford to buy it, I doubt you can afford to look after it properly.

    • @ghostlyhousehorrors
      @ghostlyhousehorrors 6 років тому +9

      Francesca all the food, horse items and medical care needed will be more than what the horse cost

    • @Gloomysushiroll
      @Gloomysushiroll 6 років тому +8

      Marcy Jones I’m not a horse owner or anything, but I think horses are very hard to keep in good health? Quite silly to ask for a horse you can’t afford, if you ask me.

    • @martiqueheisler5959
      @martiqueheisler5959 6 років тому

      My thoughts exactly.

  • @Rikard_Nilsson
    @Rikard_Nilsson 6 років тому +112

    "Must be able to read, no prior experience needed"
    What?

    • @sirprize275
      @sirprize275 4 роки тому +3

      Sounds like a good deal. $10 and all the shit food no one else wanted

    • @screamingalgae9380
      @screamingalgae9380 2 роки тому

      It was satire or trolling.

  • @O1NKery
    @O1NKery 6 років тому +62

    ''work''
    that triggered me more than it should have

    • @Azumongo
      @Azumongo 6 років тому +18

      Nothing more triggering than ignorant people putting quotation marks around things they don't understand.
      Like when the media talks about e-"sports" because they can't comprehend the concept in the slightest.
      Or people talking about "art" or "music" just because it's not their favorite genre etc.

    • @O1NKery
      @O1NKery 6 років тому +8

      indeed!

    • @kos2919
      @kos2919 6 років тому +3

      Pete You will be surprised how many people still thinks that being an artist is not considered a job even when they rake a lot of money from their job. I remember this awkward interview between a fan and the singer Ricky Martin and she asked if he's going to get a real job soon. It was awkward since Ricky got millions from his songs.

    • @O1NKery
      @O1NKery 6 років тому +1

      yeah I hope people will grow up already..

  • @Exceltiaawesome
    @Exceltiaawesome 6 років тому +366

    It pisses me off that such people exist to waste air...

    • @LOLAP95
      @LOLAP95 6 років тому +3

      Exceltiaawesome people like you

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr 6 років тому +6

      Satan the guys in this video are worse

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 років тому +1

      Um that air is free useful people don't need air because tehy're being useful for the passion it's an honor to give me air.

    • @Exceltiaawesome
      @Exceltiaawesome 6 років тому

      Captain Doomsday
      What

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday 6 років тому

      /s

  • @DanielGonzalezL
    @DanielGonzalezL 6 років тому +3572

    Last one killed me

    • @berkefiliz3410
      @berkefiliz3410 6 років тому +225

      English

    • @berkefiliz3410
      @berkefiliz3410 6 років тому +210

      From England

    • @mistercakers384
      @mistercakers384 6 років тому +119

      Call it a hunch, but I have a sneaking suspicion that hes not from England and may not even be Jeff.

    • @brookeconsole5719
      @brookeconsole5719 6 років тому +74

      In Loving Memory of Daniel Gonzalez
      Killed by the Last One
      Some year-2018

    • @CaptileTactileLuke
      @CaptileTactileLuke 6 років тому +20

      YOUR RUBBISH!!!!
      MY NAME IS JAMES

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ 5 років тому +64

    Did you even take a single breath during that Friesian post

  • @shannons.7466
    @shannons.7466 6 років тому +141

    The way you whispered every time you said "African-American" had me dyinggg

    • @lolallday08
      @lolallday08 6 років тому +8

      It's even better when people do it in real life.
      "I would go to that restaurant with with _____ but...
      You know...
      She's 𝓐𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓷. She probably won't think they cooked it well enough."
      Bonus: "Yeah I hate how a few idiots ruined how folks think white people cook too! I'm scared my 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 friends won't come over my place. "

  • @IronicHavoc
    @IronicHavoc 6 років тому +81

    I don't think you could hire a homeless person to babysit for 82 cents an hour.
    EDIT: $1.15 an hour. Did 7 day week instead of 5. Still insane.

    • @contradictorybleu4284
      @contradictorybleu4284 6 років тому

      TacitIron Hav i don’t know where you got your numbers but it’s actually $1.15/hr cuz 13 hrs/day x 5 days=65 hrs, $75/65hrs = $1.15/hr

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 6 років тому

      ContradictoryBleu You're right. I did 7 days a week instead of 5.

    • @jojojojojseee
      @jojojojojseee 6 років тому +1

      Dude seriously you could get paid better in a third world country. The one who acceps would get less money than a chinese worker in a sweatshop.

    • @MKAnthony0290
      @MKAnthony0290 6 років тому

      I’ve literally got lowballed at 8$ an hour for two kids. One was an infant and the other was a toddler. I said, “uhhh I’ll do 12$ instead of 15$ but since it’s too kids with an infant I can’t do less.”
      Hmmmfph WELL people with An actual degree in childcare won’t make 12$ and they sure as hell won’t make 15$.
      🙄🙄😂😂 ok.

  • @Tucher97
    @Tucher97 6 років тому +300

    it seems some people think the guilt trip is a good bargining tactic

    • @jaguar123987x
      @jaguar123987x 6 років тому +4

      Hey I have this thing to sell, I only ask 5$

    • @doggydoge3571
      @doggydoge3571 6 років тому +2

      ʝ αℊ⋒αr123987ჯ I would like to buy something, but i’m a flatearther so you have to compensate me!

    • @Tucher97
      @Tucher97 6 років тому +4

      Oh it seems we are not the same religion therefore i need $50 as the base price and $100 for compensation, and $400 for the higher being i believe in (if you are curious its the machine spirit)
      oh and because my (nonexistant) kid is sick thus you must throw in your life savings

    • @OEDODRAGON
      @OEDODRAGON 6 років тому +1

      I had that at work one time.... They didn't quite have enough tickets to get on the ride, so they were using the excuse that the girl's grandfather, who had cancer apparently, was waiting in the car for them just so she could get on the ride.

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 роки тому

      Negging? But like, professional negging

  • @sunfish9341
    @sunfish9341 4 роки тому +16

    7:55 i love how he doesn’t realize the implications of commissioning the building of a website and thinks he can just order a website like a cup of coffee

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 Рік тому +1

      I know I'm two years late, but are they also aware that they're going to have to, like, pay for that domain? To my knowledge owning a website is a pretty expensive thing for one person to own

  • @prodhenri
    @prodhenri 6 років тому +567

    >emo
    >+500 friends
    🤔

    • @liamk3451
      @liamk3451 6 років тому +11

      *HAHAHA*

    • @hankymcspanky3137
      @hankymcspanky3137 6 років тому +26

      I think the correct term he was looking for was "scene".

    • @khgameplayer
      @khgameplayer 6 років тому +6

      Literally about to make the same "scene" comment. Fake emos that just love the music.

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 6 років тому +2

      khgameplayer fuck emos

    • @khgameplayer
      @khgameplayer 6 років тому

      Leo, Lee, and Lea k

  • @tianacaviera3014
    @tianacaviera3014 6 років тому +530

    *I only want first place*

  • @beepboop4103
    @beepboop4103 6 років тому +899

    For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African!
    They eat pennies!

    • @Oweng40000
      @Oweng40000 6 років тому +23

      Thanks bo

    • @peachdreams5060
      @peachdreams5060 6 років тому +12

      lakamokolaka they eat each other too, especially if the babies are born albino

    • @Ruyeman
      @Ruyeman 6 років тому +11

      Funny Original Joke, Gud Job.

    • @leonkitshoff2271
      @leonkitshoff2271 6 років тому +21

      Ummmmm... as someone from Africa I can confirm that we all eat babies, pennies, rocks, each other and my personal favourite, STICKS! And if I didn’t have to pay for my mortgage, Iphone 7 and my kid’s private school, I wouldn’t have to eat sticks this month.

    • @fredricbodhamn9182
      @fredricbodhamn9182 6 років тому +1

      Shadow Claw4762
      How about 10 pennies?

  • @thedeejay8008
    @thedeejay8008 5 років тому +40

    “Must be a virgin, I only accept first place”
    *wheeze*

  • @BlaxicanBeautyTV333
    @BlaxicanBeautyTV333 6 років тому +1326

    African American 👀

  • @maimunamay6198
    @maimunamay6198 6 років тому +1719

    "Must be able to read"

    • @tylerkrause5936
      @tylerkrause5936 6 років тому +133

      Maimuna May sorry i dont understand what your message says

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 років тому +1

      Dawn of Weirdos Jesus Christ, how about watching the video

    • @kingmezna
      @kingmezna 6 років тому +92

      Le funny meme he’s making a joke because you need to be able to read to read the job offer silly billy

    • @maimunamay6198
      @maimunamay6198 6 років тому +117

      Le funny meme r/whoosh

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 6 років тому +60

      Well what can I say
      Fuck

  • @angryyogbuscus1578
    @angryyogbuscus1578 6 років тому +255

    Sell a horse, buy a horse.

  • @esperreads8716
    @esperreads8716 6 років тому +56

    3:50 sounds like a “nice guy” without the insults

  • @Cyphynte
    @Cyphynte 6 років тому +127

    Here's a bit of advice.
    Caring for a horse is more expensive than buying a horse (large vet bills, a LOT of feed, water bills, farrier if needed ect.) If you can't afford to BUY the horse, you cannot afford to CARE for the horse.
    Especially a breed that tends to have a NUMBER of issues due to inbreeding. Especially an already compromised immune system, and, I don't know, _Aortic artery rupture._
    Friesians could easily spike up vet bills easily. They are not the same price to care for as any other horse.
    And also NO ONE IS GOING TO GIVE UP A _PUREBRED_ FRIESIAN ANYWAY.

    • @crazyshemshem7897
      @crazyshemshem7897 6 років тому +7

      You don’t have to be begging for horses 😭😂😂 I lost it

    • @atheris1641
      @atheris1641 6 років тому +4

      lmfao that girl actually thought she'd get one

    • @alltidtratt3564
      @alltidtratt3564 6 років тому +2

      Well if someone has a old one like she asks for that they can no longer breed with that is going to be a loss for them in upkeep.
      She knows the upkeep of a horse since she has 4 already, its not like these horses eat anything different.
      I dont know what a gender horse is tho.
      Just saying maybe one of the least stupid things to ask for in this video ofc no one will give them a young horse that is worth alot of money.
      But maybe Iam missing something not a horse expert.

    • @michelleprieur1
      @michelleprieur1 6 років тому +1

      I literally choked laughing at that one. My father has owned and operated a horse business my entire life and I own two of them myself. No one in their right mind would give away a Friesian, or any other decent horse. Also, she needs to learn how to use commas. They're free.

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 6 років тому +1

      Any punctuation at all really. That was one long run on sentence she typed.

  • @MaxisRichtofen
    @MaxisRichtofen 6 років тому +317

    There's this weird stigmata about IT and artwork. Somewhere along the line, people don't see it as "real" work, and will try and pay you less for the work you do or expect it to be free. "Well you just sit around all day tinkering around with your computer I don't see why I should pay."

    • @nedisahonkey
      @nedisahonkey 6 років тому +51

      The word you're looking for is stigma. Although stigmatas are also weird.

    • @zerg230
      @zerg230 6 років тому +7

      I mean.. I work in IT, and I get payed more than I think I deserve. Maybe it's different for freelancers.

    • @mrdojob
      @mrdojob 6 років тому +8

      Well. let's be fair. It's work that has no tangible value technology, science, medicine or engineering wise and is in reality worthless as a result. Service work just gets the scraps left over from the STEM spending. While an artist might want a fair price for a painting, unlike an engine or electrode which is valuable to everyone and yields money, a painting is only as valuable as whatever someone thinks it is. What might be worth £20 to me might be worth £200000 to someone else but still mostly £0 in the grand scheme of things. Anyone can ask what they want and pay what they want for something that does fuck all.

    • @QueenofSilence101
      @QueenofSilence101 6 років тому +25

      "Oh, come on, all you do is sit around at home and draw all day. Anyone could do that. Why can't you just give me something for free?"
      I think it's the fact that, yes, literally anyone can draw. Whether you actually have a talent for it...

    • @DatAsianGuy
      @DatAsianGuy 6 років тому +21

      @@QueenofSilence101 yeah, but how many people can draw good.
      I feel like since drawing often starts out as a hobby people don't see it as "real" job.
      I'm actually going into the direction of art, to be more precise graphic design.

  • @Stettafire
    @Stettafire 6 років тому +70

    2:30 People pretending to be ill or whatever to get guilt trip people really piss me off.
    My family lived on the breadline for years, my mum was sick and I have mental health issues, but we never pestered people for handouts. We worked hard to get out of the hole. I worked hard and now I'm in my final year of university when all my school teachers said I would never get accepted. Well, jokes on them:)
    Sometimes it's worth looking at your life and changing something. Also worth noting, people are a lot more likely to help you if you are nice to them. I have done loads of odd IT jobs on the side, never turned down an opportunity, careful with my money, it helps a lot:)
    3:40 Also, people asking people to work for nothing are the worst, urgh.

    • @fandimadness
      @fandimadness 6 років тому +3

      Stettafire helllo my naem jamees. me whole family ded in gas accident, SO it mens I can hav draweng for freee.
      (sarcasm)

    • @TheLuci915
      @TheLuci915 6 років тому +10

      Yeah, and if their family members were actually sick, it'd be pretty disrespectful to use their struggles to get materialistic things.

    • @TheTorseHumtunja
      @TheTorseHumtunja 6 років тому +1

      Stettafire I'm so happy for you man. Keep doing great things.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 6 років тому +3

      Awe, thank you all for the lovely comments:)
      Graduating from university this summer. Last legs of my dissertation now, both super nervous and super excited. Mathematically, if I get an A on my dissertation and on one of my final modules I'll be borderline for a First class honors, otherwise I'll likely get a 2:1 which is still a good degree regardless:) Of course, it's put to a panel of real people, so it might swing in my favour. Here's hoping, but even so, I'd be really happy with a 2:1 :D

  • @zacharywilson9596
    @zacharywilson9596 5 років тому +22

    4:01 I read that as "Must be at least 8/10 [years old]" and had to take a moment to breathe.

  • @tank_m3_tanker575
    @tank_m3_tanker575 6 років тому +1580

    But I don't wanna lose *BUG TIME*

  • @mr-century
    @mr-century 6 років тому +857

    I almost died at Ive fallen, and I need a TV!

    • @the_actual_alex
      @the_actual_alex 6 років тому +2

      Well I'm happy your still alive

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 6 років тому +2

      You need the tv more than her XD

    • @mannyheffley4599
      @mannyheffley4599 6 років тому +1

      Well then you’re gonna need 80$ ma’am

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 6 років тому

      We’ll be there right away Ms.Fletcher

    • @lilZurry
      @lilZurry 6 років тому

      Id be happy to die from that

  • @meowdy..
    @meowdy.. 6 років тому +686

    selling gf

  • @smiley8258
    @smiley8258 5 років тому +86

    If you're gonna beg for free stuff in your post, at least don't make the post a huge run-on sentence.
    Or just not make the post at all. That would honestly be better.

    • @jessiem1042
      @jessiem1042 5 років тому +3

      Rainbow Stars the horse lady ticked me off I saw no periods

    • @pixelbucket8884
      @pixelbucket8884 4 роки тому

      Or....maybe....don't beg for free stuff unreasonably?

  • @miafazazi6547
    @miafazazi6547 6 років тому +57

    Ah, SorrowTV. The only UA-camr I can trust on April Fool's Day

  • @noobattempts
    @noobattempts 6 років тому +166

    8:00 that kid ended up making the first every bug time social media site, a site for all bug experts, making millions a day.

  • @MrDanger88
    @MrDanger88 6 років тому +478

    "Paying 75 per week npn negotiable"
    U WOT M8

    • @MaakaSakuranbo
      @MaakaSakuranbo 6 років тому +20

      75 grand, she meant $75000

    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 6 років тому +1

      Sorry if this sounds weird but do you happen to play Clash of Clans?

    • @MrDanger88
      @MrDanger88 6 років тому +1

      @@mouadgranderson9618 I used to but not anymore

    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 6 років тому

      lanceuppercut88 oh ok because one of my friends on there has the same username as you lol

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +2

      75k is actually damn good for a weekly salary, and makes sense. That's a heck of a job. But we all know it's in this list because it looks like a mere $75, something idiot adults tend to think them young kids would think $75 is a fortune!

  • @gracehollz2052
    @gracehollz2052 4 роки тому +40

    Miss you Sorrow, binge watching your channel. Hope you're okay