Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)

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  • @jamiemchugh7518
    @jamiemchugh7518 4 роки тому +19297

    Having big hands is all fun and games until someone brings out the Pringles.

  • @sourdoughofficial155
    @sourdoughofficial155 5 років тому +10933

    *and pray the girl doesn't know to play piano *

    • @onedirectionlover317
      @onedirectionlover317 5 років тому +262

      Sandor Cleagane True 😂 I play piano and I’d be doubling over with laughter. Although being funny is a turn-on, so maybe it’d work even with someone who did play piano.... 😂

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 4 роки тому +83

      @@onedirectionlover317 well I once impressed a girl with my meme knowledge and guitar skills combined turns out she is better at playing guitar than me...atleast I had more meme knowledge(and she liked it too)

    • @mustafaamin9516
      @mustafaamin9516 4 роки тому +1

      💀💀💀

    • @fionamcguinn
      @fionamcguinn 4 роки тому +17

      If I knew how to play piano then I would be the girl that makes the guy thinks he knows more of it than me but when we say goodbye tell him how long I've played and how good I am😂😈

    • @junnecita3121
      @junnecita3121 4 роки тому +15

      I play piano. This would 100% work on me xD funny is the new sexy

  • @thecolorpurple6401
    @thecolorpurple6401 4 роки тому +14729

    "This one will be about you."
    **starts to play art is dead.*
    Fair enough.

  • @WolfPack23488
    @WolfPack23488 3 роки тому +1350

    The girls werent even in the sketch they just showed up because Bo was playing the piano

  • @aidan7899
    @aidan7899 8 років тому +6031

    Arpeggio.

  • @JenAnistonfan1
    @JenAnistonfan1 7 років тому +6297

    You know what also helps with the ladies? Being Bo Burnham

    • @Z3MBlE
      @Z3MBlE 7 років тому +133

      john fru coz apparently he's attractive AF is awesome comedian, has sexy voice and plays a piano. yup. I'd definitely want him too

    • @marsbarscassidy6428
      @marsbarscassidy6428 7 років тому

      john fru
      yeah XD

    • @adonisadmirer2752
      @adonisadmirer2752 7 років тому +28

      Also he has that awesome song called "I'm not gay"

    • @adonisadmirer2752
      @adonisadmirer2752 7 років тому +7

      Or everyone thinks I'm gay or something

    • @bk7962
      @bk7962 7 років тому +88

      ^ my whole family thinks i'm gay?

  • @TheMatthyssen
    @TheMatthyssen 4 роки тому +6715

    me trying to remember this video in front of my crush: abestos

    • @Noah-lo9vb
      @Noah-lo9vb 4 роки тому +71

      This is one of the only clever comments i've read in a while.

    • @user-io3wd2yw2r
      @user-io3wd2yw2r 4 роки тому +11

      Noah care to explain? I’m not to most intelligent :(

    • @Inconsolable_Weeb
      @Inconsolable_Weeb 3 роки тому +63

      Asbestos is a long A word that’s not very far fetched from Arpeggios, even though the words are completely different in meaning

    • @user-io3wd2yw2r
      @user-io3wd2yw2r 3 роки тому +11

      Spooky_Invader oh, completely missed that 😳 thanks :)

    • @vatsal9005
      @vatsal9005 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @brontesenth
    @brontesenth 3 роки тому +3175

    Had to revisit this masterpiece after "Inside."
    "Arpeggio"

    • @ValoxElwin
      @ValoxElwin 3 роки тому +6

      He's gotten so much older

    • @youarelikepapa
      @youarelikepapa 2 роки тому +32

      @@ValoxElwin 10 years will do that to you lol

    • @brynb9493
      @brynb9493 2 роки тому +1

      same!!

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 8 років тому +10393

    Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)
    Step 1: Be Bo Burnham
    Step 2: Stand by Piano
    Step 3: Wait

    • @alex_squeezebox
      @alex_squeezebox 8 років тому +185

      +Katelyn Pringle FTFY
      Step 1: Be Bo Burnham
      Step 2: Wait

    • @martluca_
      @martluca_ 8 років тому +82

      Step 1. Be Amir
      Step 2. Hold a recorder.
      Step 3. Wait
      Those are 3 easy steps to get your ass kicked.

    • @ninboy97
      @ninboy97 8 років тому +13

      +Martin De Vries what did I ever do to you

    • @ChaseAnderson5k
      @ChaseAnderson5k 8 років тому +4

      +amir radzwan Obviously you held a recorder. My friend just borrowed me a bat.. what's your address? Just kidding with you bro, have a nice day

    • @jaimeebooth8663
      @jaimeebooth8663 8 років тому +1

      Truest thing I've ever heard

  • @shgh2695
    @shgh2695 5 років тому +3813

    "Arpeggio."
    *moans loudly*

  • @el1ijah797
    @el1ijah797 4 роки тому +1946

    Its all fun and games till a guitarist shows up.

    • @m4r1ush.60
      @m4r1ush.60 4 роки тому +31

      I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @davidcapes1567
      @davidcapes1567 3 роки тому +133

      and if the guitarist can sing, it's gg for any other guy in the room.

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 роки тому +57

      He brings a whole bonfire with him

    • @rogan-joesloan451
      @rogan-joesloan451 3 роки тому +52

      Nobody can stop wonderwall.

    • @hunde2430
      @hunde2430 3 роки тому +5

      @@rogan-joesloan451 is stair allowed

  • @CHOCOLATIONZ
    @CHOCOLATIONZ 2 роки тому +381

    Bo Burnham in 2010s: “Say Arpeggios and you’ll get laid”
    Bo Burnham in 2020s: *Existential dread and possible suicidal thoughts*

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 роки тому +18

      welcome to the fucking internet

    • @itsavonell
      @itsavonell 2 роки тому +13

      he was deffo like that in 2010 as well lol

    • @realnowheregirl
      @realnowheregirl Рік тому

      Is he suicidal?

    • @PenneySounds
      @PenneySounds Рік тому

      It was that all along, people just didn't notice.

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 11 місяців тому +6

      He plays a segment of “Art is Dead” in this very video; the entire joke is that it’s all about appearances

  • @mechalilyz
    @mechalilyz 6 років тому +13104

    Friend: "Why do you like Bo Burnham so much?"
    Me: "Arpeggios"

    • @MichaelBloom
      @MichaelBloom 6 років тому +12

      Magali Lopez Yeah, me too

    • @yessameer2089
      @yessameer2089 6 років тому +3

      I like magali lopez

    • @MrDestruX
      @MrDestruX 6 років тому +5

      911 likes ??? George bush? is that you ?

    • @hummingbee_
      @hummingbee_ 6 років тому

      Magali Lopez same

    • @sethcampbellmusic
      @sethcampbellmusic 6 років тому

      Magali Lopez Thats why I like Jordan Rudess

  • @2marowful
    @2marowful 8 років тому +2401

    bo: "arpeggio"
    girls: *swoon*

    • @miaskates2601
      @miaskates2601 8 років тому +16

      Me: I'm a lesbian and you have no idea what an arpeggio is.

    • @apokemonrunescape729
      @apokemonrunescape729 8 років тому +26

      +Mia Skates no one asked u lesb

    • @justme-ew3ri
      @justme-ew3ri 8 років тому +14

      +A Pokemon runescape Lesbehonest (sorry)

    • @odinstruck2774
      @odinstruck2774 8 років тому +12

      +Mia Skates I've been playing the piano for 4 years now. I know what an arpeggio is.

    • @kaylam5875
      @kaylam5875 7 років тому +27

      Bo: * Breathes *
      Me: *S* *W* *O* *O* *N*

  • @HdogFGC
    @HdogFGC 3 роки тому +1202

    "This one's about you"
    *Art is dead starts playing*

  • @fries5849
    @fries5849 3 роки тому +252

    “This one will be about you.”
    _starts playing ART IS DEAD_

  • @dianisea-hh4uf
    @dianisea-hh4uf 8 років тому +5942

    Your eyes, they're like... a world on fire
    AAAH
    AAAAAAAAAH

  • @bloomfilms
    @bloomfilms 6 років тому +8980

    This is the most 2010 thing I've ever seen

    • @dman4249
      @dman4249 6 років тому +40

      As if....your from 1/7/18 what are you? My grandad

    • @austinshearmen9210
      @austinshearmen9210 6 років тому +85

      Dominick Daniels hey, do you remember the good ol' days of 12 seconds ago?

    • @idekmusic8793
      @idekmusic8793 6 років тому +22

      Austin Shearmen damn you ancient

    • @jackabite7
      @jackabite7 6 років тому +8

      idekmusic 2 weeks? Fucking elder

    • @danielfinance
      @danielfinance 6 років тому +6

      Arpeggio

  • @warasdf6716
    @warasdf6716 3 роки тому +419

    Wait, this was posted ten years ago. That means Bo is 30????
    He's always been 19 in my brain

    • @bluerectangle5794
      @bluerectangle5794 3 роки тому +51

      You watched Inside yet? He has a song literally about this

    • @isfett
      @isfett 3 роки тому +26

      @@bluerectangle5794 it hadn't come out at the time of posting

    • @bluerectangle5794
      @bluerectangle5794 3 роки тому +15

      @@AntimoWelles If you can watch it, it's fantastic and it's in my personal opinion his best work

    • @mediocreatbest9203
      @mediocreatbest9203 3 роки тому +36

      and now his stupid friends are having stupid children

    • @jgtb0pl
      @jgtb0pl 2 роки тому +4

      @@AntimoWelles YES, watch it

  • @HeyLilMarvin
    @HeyLilMarvin 4 роки тому +167

    Bo Burnham's last word
    *Arpeggio*

  • @tyraniterra9521
    @tyraniterra9521 5 років тому +4188

    Bo: and THAT, my children, is how I met all your 12 mothers

  • @deflop7741
    @deflop7741 8 років тому +5033

    Was anybody else hoping he would break into a world on fire?

    • @skulduggerypleasant9008
      @skulduggerypleasant9008 8 років тому +25

      That was exactly what I was waiting for XD

    • @404UsernameNotFoundX
      @404UsernameNotFoundX 8 років тому +66

      AAAAH AAAAAAAAH *more girls appear*

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 8 років тому +4

      I don't think that was a thing 5 years ago..

    • @STstorm10
      @STstorm10 8 років тому

      +Skulduggery Pleasant the last few books sucked

    • @gate4043
      @gate4043 7 років тому +2

      +Shane Tissera YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

  • @sartoriusrock
    @sartoriusrock 2 роки тому +111

    Lesson 7: slip into a deep depression during a global pandemic, then write/shoot/direct/star in what could ostensibly be considered a comedy special about it, while playing some jingle-y songs therein on piano

  • @shreyaraghavan5489
    @shreyaraghavan5489 3 роки тому +134

    Coming back to this video after watching inside...man, he was just a kid

    • @jacobwatson7546
      @jacobwatson7546 3 роки тому +7

      Just a kid... And still more of an adult than me at that age 😭😭

    • @deathwitheponine
      @deathwitheponine 3 роки тому +11

      Looks like he grew out of it.

    • @snivyfan1476
      @snivyfan1476 3 роки тому +7

      @@deathwitheponine Well, the funniest thing happened...

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 2 роки тому

      @@jacobwatson7546 Still more of an adult than I am at this age, let alone that age. (Though, admittedly, most people on average get less mature in adulthood anyway, so what even is an adult?)

    • @anapple6085
      @anapple6085 2 роки тому +12

      @@Shalakor What even is an adult? Are we here? Is this real, y'know?
      Arpeggio.

  • @AryaBeltaine
    @AryaBeltaine 7 років тому +10146

    he's playing art is dead, isnt that ironic

    • @pavelchekov7833
      @pavelchekov7833 6 років тому +387

      "my grandmother was killed by a giant crab"

    • @alikarami2692
      @alikarami2692 6 років тому +145

      *so here's this giant enemy crab*

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +93

      Isn't that I-ar-oh-enn-

    • @annabethst
      @annabethst 5 років тому +124

      I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @cipo9071
      @cipo9071 5 років тому +32

      Oh i see what you did there

  • @garndt
    @garndt 8 років тому +3145

    1:40 HE STARTED PLAYING ART IS DEAD

    • @PlayerOnePenguin
      @PlayerOnePenguin 8 років тому +228

      Even in stuff that isn't even his he still lays these little hints of how he feels about comedy and art.

    • @MonicaBrighton
      @MonicaBrighton 8 років тому +44

      comedy genius

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 8 років тому +7

      but this was before his last special

    • @garndt
      @garndt 8 років тому +33

      Kenzi Renee art is dead isn't from make happy

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 8 років тому +3

      +Gina Kameron no... I meant this came before what.

  • @jackkeadle7219
    @jackkeadle7219 3 роки тому +219

    Thank you, algorithm. It’s nice to see Bo when he is not reminding me that I need to see a therapist

    • @anapple6085
      @anapple6085 2 роки тому +4

      Him reminding love life ain't much better tho

    • @matthewbartlett3442
      @matthewbartlett3442 2 роки тому +1

      “How many single ladies out there lookin’ for love tonight?
      Yeah woo that sadness out”

  • @Mr.Stizblee
    @Mr.Stizblee Рік тому +11

    Now that UA-cam has a feature that shows you the most replayed part of a video we can see a bunch of people replayed the bit where he tousled his hair.

  • @onefourthhuman
    @onefourthhuman 7 років тому +994

    "Beethoven?"
    "No, Airbud"

    • @yakarotsennin3115
      @yakarotsennin3115 6 років тому +8

      Fucking had me dead

    • @and8196
      @and8196 6 років тому

      Brooke Tilghman what does that mean

    • @jeremiahparker9332
      @jeremiahparker9332 6 років тому +1

      Kendra Bodelaire Beethoven and Airbud are both movies about dogs

    • @Tania-ic8pv
      @Tania-ic8pv 6 років тому +2

      Airbud was a classic masterpiece xD

  • @ethancarlin5354
    @ethancarlin5354 5 років тому +9538

    Me: Arpeggios
    Girl: What?
    Me: Arpeggios
    Girl: Get away from me creep
    Me: Damn you Bo.....

    • @jsjournal7723
      @jsjournal7723 5 років тому +296

      It's cuz you forgot to sit at the piano.

    • @darkassassinkantafly
      @darkassassinkantafly 5 років тому +82

      Did you have a piano????

    • @mariosmarios9143
      @mariosmarios9143 5 років тому +8

      😅😂😂😂😂

    • @tobyuwu
      @tobyuwu 5 років тому +55

      U dont skip steps

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek 5 років тому +22

      @@tobyuwu I looked at piano and said I'm a master at playing piano. Never played it nor even sat down at it. Bitches all sucked my dick!!!

  • @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625
    @bogdan-cristiantimofte5625 4 роки тому +237

    2:11 "so when did you learn to play piano"
    Proceeds to poorly explain the existence of life

  • @alexschneider1667
    @alexschneider1667 2 роки тому +74

    This is intended as a parody, but this is like half the fan base after inside (specifically after problematic, “daddy made you your favorite open wide”, and when he makes socko call him sir)

  • @th0rn3
    @th0rn3 6 років тому +1865

    Bo doesn't need a piano to get laid. Let's be honest here.

    • @aidanknoll1019
      @aidanknoll1019 5 років тому +20

      He can just air-play like he did in his live performance of "We Think We Know You"

    • @jellubean2604
      @jellubean2604 5 років тому +12

      Chrystian Valentyne
      Once he breathes all the bitches come like a flock of birds to a single piece of bread.

    • @davidnida8353
      @davidnida8353 5 років тому +2

      Just say arpeggio

    • @thebritlanders4535
      @thebritlanders4535 5 років тому +8

      Buy a cheap, plastic whistle and romantically say arpeggios is the cheap route, but still almost as effective.

    • @damienwaychester1527
      @damienwaychester1527 5 років тому +1

      Nice pfp

  • @rubycake16
    @rubycake16 6 років тому +7178

    The comments are full of so many Bo Burnham references I'm starting to see people repeat stuff

    • @prulinesale8829
      @prulinesale8829 6 років тому +182

      Oh hello Satan!

    • @Quest_Mind
      @Quest_Mind 5 років тому +102

      That's ironic

    • @thechaostornado6600
      @thechaostornado6600 5 років тому +116

      repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff

    • @ZacTheLit
      @ZacTheLit 5 років тому +27

      RubyCake16 the nerve of some people

    • @bobsquink5133
      @bobsquink5133 5 років тому +12

      RubyCake16 👌👌👌

  • @IanRudderow
    @IanRudderow 2 роки тому +58

    As a piano player, I can honestly say that there’s something that Bo isn’t telling us. Maybe the secret really is to just be good looking at funny

  • @deadgirlwalkingg
    @deadgirlwalkingg 3 роки тому +143

    as a girl who just fell in love with Bo and generally falls for attractive and funny pianists, I can confirm this works

    • @gabrielyudi5109
      @gabrielyudi5109 2 роки тому +1

      Good to know

    • @SelfImprovement1111
      @SelfImprovement1111 2 роки тому +1

      Is it also because there’s lots of girls interested in him. I always thought that when a person is good looking many more girls are attracted to them and the more girls are attracted the higher the attraction goes because everyone wants someone who is so desired by everyone else.

  • @lilynguyen7906
    @lilynguyen7906 9 років тому +1436

    Art is Dead was vaguely perfect for this video

    • @Farazormal1
      @Farazormal1 9 років тому +15

      Lily Nguyen "vaguely perfect" if you think that makes sense you should really stop being so pretentious

    • @lilynguyen7906
      @lilynguyen7906 9 років тому +24

      Farazormal1 Haha you're so smart haha you're totally right!

    • @Choclamenders
      @Choclamenders 9 років тому +25

      Lily Nguyen Well... although he was an ass about it, you did totally use vaguely wrong.

    • @louwhyman5995
      @louwhyman5995 9 років тому +5

      Farazormal1 No 7, be a all knowing douche to a girl, make her feel insecure to impress her.
      P.S. What I'm doing is no 8, defend a girl in public to impress her. Next time Ill wing man you.

    • @jincodi4136
      @jincodi4136 8 років тому +6

      the word youre looking for is "subtly"

  • @GiffyMcgee
    @GiffyMcgee 7 років тому +1329

    Make sure to follow rules 1 and 2:
    Rule 1: Be attractive
    Rule 2: Don't be unattractive

  • @metaford3746
    @metaford3746 4 роки тому +91

    How to get laid: the easier way
    Step 1: have a guitars
    Step 2: sit on the same piece of grass everyday at school
    Step 3: only know how to play wonderwall by oasis
    Step 4:?????
    Step 5:profit

    • @marneuscalgar1287
      @marneuscalgar1287 4 роки тому +2

      Mahapatra Shashwat They’re course and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.

    • @haltdieklappe7972
      @haltdieklappe7972 4 роки тому +1

      The sitting on grass part lmao. That’s so true

    • @jorgitolopez102
      @jorgitolopez102 3 роки тому +2

      Well, that's how I got my first girlfriend

    • @corinthia6261
      @corinthia6261 3 роки тому +1

      You forget to mention no shoes. That is a vital step of the processe.

    • @engr.h.mbasirijaz1249
      @engr.h.mbasirijaz1249 3 роки тому

      @@jorgitolopez102 really ??

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam9045 3 роки тому +273

    How much did they pay these girls to moan softly when he flicked his hair tho

    • @australianword3812
      @australianword3812 3 роки тому +30

      Prolly not much. Nicking a few girls from his fan club is economical

    • @AndreasDelleske
      @AndreasDelleske 3 роки тому +7

      I would have liked to see one ragged red haired cliché punk girl with a tenor saxophone just jazz jam and click with him and then leave while kissing and touching.

    • @mirulux2357
      @mirulux2357 3 роки тому +57

      @@AndreasDelleske sir this is a youtube comment section

    • @vaan2720
      @vaan2720 3 роки тому

      @@mirulux2357 exactly

    • @bart0nius
      @bart0nius 3 роки тому +9

      nothing, he’s a *SNACK*

  • @benlafond753
    @benlafond753 5 років тому +12562

    “This is a song from that movie about that dog.
    Beethoven?
    No Air Bud.”
    Continues to play a song by the composer Beethoven
    This joke has more layers than an onion

    • @kaylol934
      @kaylol934 4 роки тому +382

      Ben Lafond more layers than a depressed onion cutting itself

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 4 роки тому +28

      @@kaylol934 nooooo

    • @quichrlyn
      @quichrlyn 4 роки тому +16

      @@kaylol934 lol

    • @peterbarlow5709
      @peterbarlow5709 4 роки тому +88

      But does it have more layers than an ogre?

    • @pariot4567
      @pariot4567 4 роки тому +8

      @@peterbarlow5709 nice

  • @EdwinDPZ
    @EdwinDPZ 7 років тому +686

    Pro-tip: Make sure the girls don't know how to play piano better than you. It just makes things awkward.

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 6 років тому +30

      DarthOliptius yep, I'd just be like- "Are you kidding me with this shit, poser?"

    • @jordi4119
      @jordi4119 6 років тому +2

      Protip

    • @spudowmahbrethren9392
      @spudowmahbrethren9392 6 років тому +2

      I would like, but this is on 666 likes
      ....aaaaand it's gone

  • @ohmyvoid
    @ohmyvoid 3 роки тому +25

    “when do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? u know...?”
    “yeah”
    “arpeggio.”

  • @Ai.Mi_5-25
    @Ai.Mi_5-25 2 роки тому +43

    What a funny guy, I sure hope he finds great success on the internet in the future.

    • @NguyenNguyen-oz5tq
      @NguyenNguyen-oz5tq 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah if he gets lucky netflix might get him a special in the future or something

    • @PenneySounds
      @PenneySounds Рік тому +2

      He's living in the future. Uh-huh.

  • @riversworld96
    @riversworld96 5 років тому +2897

    1:42 he’s playing “art is dead” and think that’s hilariously ironic

    • @jakobpearsall4680
      @jakobpearsall4680 4 роки тому +17

      be more chlli fries YESSS

    • @calebvonmeding7757
      @calebvonmeding7757 4 роки тому +163

      Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C

    • @ororion212
      @ororion212 4 роки тому +43

      @@calebvonmeding7757 a Firehouse burnt to the ground,a tow truck has broken down,I used to cry when I laughed then I was raped by a clow

    • @Silverheart575
      @Silverheart575 4 роки тому +13

      @@ororion212it's a water park burnt to the ground actually.

    • @kneeshoe2146
      @kneeshoe2146 3 роки тому +2

      be more chlli fries I live your pfp and name >:)

  • @runningriot7963
    @runningriot7963 7 років тому +3816

    Girl: When did you learn to play
    piano?
    Bo: When do people learn anything? what is learning? what is a piano? are we here? is this real? you know.... arpeggio.
    that was f*ing hilarious

    • @hazmaticx1994
      @hazmaticx1994 7 років тому +8

      😂😂😂 it was

    • @Z3MBlE
      @Z3MBlE 7 років тому

      RunningRiot omg yes xD

    • @jaredmatthew3231
      @jaredmatthew3231 7 років тому +4

      RunningRiot 😂😂 i was dying at that part😂💯💀

    • @Reversefilms
      @Reversefilms 7 років тому +2

      RunningRiot thanks for quoting the video

    • @KFWP-bc7rp
      @KFWP-bc7rp 7 років тому

      RunningRiot 😂😂😂

  • @_phong.huynh_
    @_phong.huynh_ 4 роки тому +68

    He looks like MySpace, but personified into a pianist

  • @ivyhallquist3159
    @ivyhallquist3159 2 роки тому +21

    Bo: *plays D major arpeggio*
    Sounds complicated, doesn't it? Well, look at my hands. I'm actually just playing the same three notes over and over again.
    *plays E major chord*

  • @BobBulb
    @BobBulb 8 років тому +1156

    Just realized he starts playing Art is Dead later on

    • @sagerz6509
      @sagerz6509 8 років тому +7

      I FREAKED OUT WHEN HE DID

    • @NiklasAlex
      @NiklasAlex 8 років тому

      +Sagerz right!!@?

    • @shannanmccurry2898
      @shannanmccurry2898 7 років тому +20

      I was like "I wonder how many ppl won't get this bc they're subbed to College Humor and they don't know Bo"

    • @CaptainFatsack
      @CaptainFatsack 7 років тому +1

      BobBulb me too

    • @Ac0usticSenpai
      @Ac0usticSenpai 7 років тому +1

      Shannan McCurry So true.

  • @chrisgreenie9785
    @chrisgreenie9785 7 років тому +1972

    I actually do play piano. I don't get laid..

  • @doughboy6073
    @doughboy6073 3 роки тому +28

    Just now noticed that Bo starts playing Art is Dead. Kind of ironic that one of the girls goes "i love that song"

  • @_eto5076
    @_eto5076 4 роки тому +24

    As a pianist, I would kill myself if this many humans were around me while I was practicing.

  • @starcovideos
    @starcovideos 8 років тому +2475

    LMAO I have to stretch my hand to fit an octave and he just relaxed his hand I'm sobbing

    • @NoktynGaming
      @NoktynGaming 8 років тому +318

      What's important is that the size of your octave matches her octave, don't worry about the size of other men's octaves.

    • @samuelwhite1129
      @samuelwhite1129 8 років тому +73

      Ok, that one... you win, good sir.
      Well played.

    • @ryanward5770
      @ryanward5770 8 років тому +14

      really it's not hard for me to do 10 keys even

    • @Zekaroth
      @Zekaroth 8 років тому +1

      +Ryan Ward Same. When I really stretch it, I can make 11 lmao

    • @soam2989
      @soam2989 8 років тому +2

      You have to relax your hand unless you want bad blood dessieses or broken arms.

  • @athenaf8285
    @athenaf8285 6 років тому +3875

    i feel like his getting laid is more an effect of his being bo burnham and less the piano

  • @thomasvalen5814
    @thomasvalen5814 4 роки тому +41

    Legend has it, that the ladies never stopped coming..

  • @gerryendersen4718
    @gerryendersen4718 3 роки тому +18

    “What is real, why are we here....”
    *Arpeggio*

  • @kolehiyala9958
    @kolehiyala9958 8 років тому +893

    But first, you have to be as attractive as him. And that is hard.

    • @GoddoDoggo
      @GoddoDoggo 8 років тому +35

      +Queen Bee
      I mean, he's pretty normal looking to me, but okay. About every guy I know looks like him. Scrawny, slouchy, messy hair. Sounds about average.
      Although I do think his humor makes him leagues more attractive.

    • @kolehiyala9958
      @kolehiyala9958 8 років тому +40

      Lynne the Trendy Tetraodontiforme Yep. His personality and humor makes him more than average.
      And I really find him handsome for some reasons xD

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 8 років тому +5

      +Queen Bee I have taken shits more attractive than Bo Burnham.

    • @scottiiiii
      @scottiiiii 8 років тому +35

      +0GR3 wow your shit must be really good looking instagram it

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 8 років тому +3

      Mandie_Kat
      It's probably too masculine for your taste.

  • @haleyw.
    @haleyw. 7 років тому +859

    "Uh, this next piece is off the soundtrack about that movie about that dog."
    "Beethoven?"
    "No, Airbud."

    • @lindsaypinto4004
      @lindsaypinto4004 6 років тому +10

      CoolGuy 77 I don't know if you found it, but it's Für Elise ( Bagatelle No. 25 in A minor)

    • @wynettlapour7961
      @wynettlapour7961 5 років тому +2

      The true joke- *plays Beehtoven's Fur Elise*

  • @HapyyTheCat
    @HapyyTheCat 4 роки тому +16

    “Cause integrity is sexy as well” I died.

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 4 роки тому +33

    But what if those wamans also know music stuff
    Waman: Wow that's so beautiful
    Waman 2: it's just a series of arpeggios, it's not that hard
    Bo: it's just a se-- dammit

  • @NK-xd4fu
    @NK-xd4fu 7 років тому +4663

    I remember watching this a few years ago when I didn't even know who Bo Burnham was.

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu 7 років тому +16

      ***** Comedian :P he has an hour long special on UA-cam called 'what' if you want to see him.

    • @jrlarkin3326
      @jrlarkin3326 7 років тому +48

      Nicolas K I remember watching this a week ago and not knowing who bo was
      help I know like 50 of his songs

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu 7 років тому +6

      JRLarkin Good, it should be no other way.

    • @NK-xd4fu
      @NK-xd4fu 7 років тому +1

      JRLarkin that was majestic.

    • @jrlarkin3326
      @jrlarkin3326 7 років тому +1

      Nicolas K
      yeah
      I'm sorry
      nut they were just
      words words words

  • @swiftswalow
    @swiftswalow 7 років тому +3239

    1:40 that was probably the best subtle joke i've heard, playing art is dead in a video about pick up chicks using art as an excuse..... simply brilliant.

    • @Funny24686
      @Funny24686 7 років тому +289

      Swift Swalow bo is clever, the satire runs in his veins.

    • @thundernomis
      @thundernomis 6 років тому +9

      Swift Swalow douchebags

    • @TheSamuraiApocalypse
      @TheSamuraiApocalypse 6 років тому +10

      thunder nomis LOL Fuckin hater LMAO

    • @renimusmaximus
      @renimusmaximus 6 років тому +45

      Holy Shiz I just realized that was Art is Dead I knew it sounded familiar but couldn't place it thanks!

    • @jamesragen947
      @jamesragen947 6 років тому +4

      I’m shook

  • @peewoops86
    @peewoops86 4 роки тому +81

    Why is this in my recommended
    Also:
    *sad clarinetist sounds*

  • @Manwithnoname1967
    @Manwithnoname1967 Рік тому +4

    I found it amazing when he started playing the beginning of art is dead

  • @wolverineftw
    @wolverineftw 7 років тому +598

    Instructions unclear, mastered Beethoven, Mozart and Bach

  • @kittygrl8k
    @kittygrl8k 10 років тому +224

    Learning Piano to Get Laid:
    Step 1- Be Bo Burnham

  • @PhoenixSplash
    @PhoenixSplash 4 роки тому +39

    I had to write a girl 12 songs. Some on Guitar and some on Piano. I had to learn drums and audio recording and train my voice to sing the songs. I then had to commission a song for her father's school. That was to get the first date.
    I teach music for a living now...

  • @Mahvl
    @Mahvl 4 роки тому +5

    Bo really played Art is Dead in a video about faking piano skills to get laid. I love this so much.

  • @Scientist12345678910
    @Scientist12345678910 9 років тому +318

    The arpeggio thing is so true. If you just play a really fast C Major arpeggio up the entire keyboard everyone gets really impressed.

    • @mymicks21
      @mymicks21 9 років тому +55

      Remember to hold down the right pedal and it will sound even more awesome

    • @AZ-nu8bq
      @AZ-nu8bq 9 років тому +4

      C Delany No, sustaining pedal for that foggy sound.

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 9 років тому +6

      Alex Zhou Both pedals for additional arpeggio.

    • @Thequietkid209
      @Thequietkid209 9 років тому +3

      Scientist12345678910 Apreggio (slow clap)

    • @mysteriousman3000
      @mysteriousman3000 7 років тому +1

      Scientist12345678910 C minor is even more impressive, no need for the damper, they'll be moist enough

  • @ashjarnicki8558
    @ashjarnicki8558 7 років тому +106

    Too bad those hands can't fit inside a Pringles can.

    • @Currently_Gaming
      @Currently_Gaming 6 років тому

      Ash Jarnicki yes..

    • @AdamSmith-jb2lf
      @AdamSmith-jb2lf 6 років тому +3

      Ash Jarnicki girls vs Pringles what's more important to you

    • @ahlissah
      @ahlissah 6 років тому +8

      Adam Smith pringles

    • @zankthegreat4291
      @zankthegreat4291 6 років тому

      Look at all those hands that can't fit inside a Pringle can

    • @neonitek
      @neonitek 6 років тому

      Pringles = Happiness

  • @tobycane1653
    @tobycane1653 4 роки тому +46

    "Let's start to play some notes"
    *starts playing chords*

  • @scriblestingray5713
    @scriblestingray5713 3 роки тому +16

    i like how he starts playing Art is Dead. its just poetic. Arpeggios

  • @LucyLiu0212
    @LucyLiu0212 7 років тому +427

    The piano is the easiest instrument to play, but the toughest instrument to master, arpeggio.

    • @scusachannel1682
      @scusachannel1682 6 років тому +15

      Absolutely.

    • @lockndock1929
      @lockndock1929 6 років тому +11

      Yes, arpeggio.

    • @louisgardner5580
      @louisgardner5580 6 років тому +4

      Is it though? Or is this just a circle jerk comment to make any pianists think they're better than they are

    • @amann4467
      @amann4467 6 років тому

      louis gardner This goes for literally any instrument so yes, it is a circle jerk.

    • @tricanle7491
      @tricanle7491 6 років тому

      louis gardner idk, might hold some truth to it. Can play piano and violin fluently, though the vibe and styles between songs in piano are so drastic you have to adapt more. Kind of goes without saying, but piano is more versatile.

  • @Felarchy
    @Felarchy 7 років тому +552

    All of this in a desperate attempt to prove to his boyfriend he's not gay...

    • @yuh1955
      @yuh1955 6 років тому +28

      Felfolk or his family.

    • @cinnamera
      @cinnamera 6 років тому +36

      Maybe it's cause of they way I walk!
      Makes em think I like
      .. Boys

    • @paddotk
      @paddotk 6 років тому

      To his boyfriend? Your joke has failed miserably

    • @gregoryybanez4478
      @gregoryybanez4478 6 років тому +11

      paddotk you clearly haven’t listened to the song

    • @creepercraft1107
      @creepercraft1107 5 років тому +1

      paddotk r/whoosh

  • @ThatOneGuyWhoPeesInStalls
    @ThatOneGuyWhoPeesInStalls Рік тому +3

    When he said "your eyes are like arpeggios on fire." I was waiting for him to scream.

  • @fantasticalfox
    @fantasticalfox 4 роки тому +60

    During lesson four he played “art is dead”.

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 5 років тому +6024

    How have I just discovered this in 2019? This is gold.

  • @fnafcreamytip
    @fnafcreamytip 7 років тому +166

    Your eyes are like... a world on fire... AHHH AHHHH

  • @afrenchperson4573
    @afrenchperson4573 4 роки тому +200

    UA-cam:
    2011: nah
    2012: nope
    2013: not yet
    2014: don’t think so
    2015: nu uh
    2016: maybe next year
    2017: ok next year promise
    2018: honestly I’m running out of excuses
    2019: nope
    2020: ok sure let’s recommend this *9 years later*

    • @privcraft_
      @privcraft_ 4 роки тому +3

      Wow what an original comment

    • @skits2848
      @skits2848 4 роки тому +5

      @@privcraft_ can you like not be a fucking asshole? someone must not be fun at parties 💀

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 4 роки тому +3

      I think I have actually seen you repeat this exact comment on another video before , how useless can one be ?

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 4 роки тому +1

      You have one comment on this channel , maybe UA-cam would recommend you the video earlier if you FUCKING WATCHED OR EVEN CARED *AT ALL* ABOUT THIS CHANNEL

    • @absolutezero6190
      @absolutezero6190 4 роки тому

      Skits I’m sure you love to look at the same joke over and over cause the more you say it, the more funny it is, right? If you disagree then you’re not fun at parties

  • @Caelgut
    @Caelgut 2 роки тому +2

    The way I never realized he was playing Art is Dead until just now.

  • @MIDImorphosis
    @MIDImorphosis 10 років тому +330

    Octave actually spans twelve keys, it is the eighth note in a diatonic scale, but chromatically is it the twelfth. Arpeggio.

    • @LPSArtemis88888
      @LPSArtemis88888 10 років тому +22

      Well, if you want to get all technical, an octave is really six whole steps and twelve half steps. And technically it's a span of thirteen keys. :P

    • @MIDImorphosis
      @MIDImorphosis 10 років тому +11

      Yeah but he specifically says keys in the video, so for a pianist it's twelve keys. Depends where you are counting from. You're obviously counting the root as the 1 but I count the min2 as the 1 since it is 1 semitone/key away, and the distance between the root and itself is 0. Arpeggio.

    • @Discord1125
      @Discord1125 10 років тому +42

      MIDImorphosis That's all technical mumbo jumbo gypsy talk. Didn't you watch the video?

    • @MIDImorphosis
      @MIDImorphosis 10 років тому +61

      Arpeggio

    • @veture
      @veture 10 років тому +16

      Shut up, Meg.

  • @Moonlight-ow7fy
    @Moonlight-ow7fy 5 років тому +1741

    As a girl I can confirm, this is exactly how it works.

    • @phee3D
      @phee3D 5 років тому +563

      As a guy who plays piano, i can confirm that it doesn't

    • @prashantsurti5788
      @prashantsurti5788 5 років тому +50

      @@phee3D give this guy more likes

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 4 роки тому +100

      @@phee3D It does. You just have to be hot first, and have great hair.

    • @gorgit
      @gorgit 4 роки тому +39

      A R P E G G I O S

    • @samkzz9148
      @samkzz9148 4 роки тому +7

      Well, you just need to play fingerstyle guitar to get all the ladies

  • @ozhy7882
    @ozhy7882 3 роки тому +4

    Who else is here after “Inside”?

  • @user-jx8tb8jx5y
    @user-jx8tb8jx5y 2 роки тому +5

    The women represent my feelings when watching Bo perfectly

  • @s.g.7572
    @s.g.7572 6 років тому +255

    How to get laid:
    Step 1: Be Bo Burnham.
    Step 2: Profit

  • @jesperlindberg3610
    @jesperlindberg3610 8 років тому +269

    I like your eyes and their blue ish brown ish green ish color

    • @rowanelric5751
      @rowanelric5751 8 років тому +17

      I how your torso has an arm on either side.

    • @leafyisbeefy109
      @leafyisbeefy109 8 років тому +17

      +luna wall now if youre my agent you mighr be thinking:
      -ooh noooo sound the alarm, youre not appealing to little girls who dont have arms, but they cant use iTunes so, FUCK THEM WHO NEEDS THEM

    • @rowanelric5751
      @rowanelric5751 8 років тому +1

      +leafy is beefy you sir are my new favorite person.

    • @ilovenycsomuch
      @ilovenycsomuch 8 років тому +8

      *wraps lips around the whole mic*
      Oooh Satan you taste soo good!

    • @AndrewMalique
      @AndrewMalique 7 років тому +11

      So we repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!

  • @buttfucker6944
    @buttfucker6944 3 роки тому +10

    1:52 I refuse to believe Bo’s a top

    • @emmarosedewittbukater
      @emmarosedewittbukater 3 роки тому +1

      Idk, Inside was fairly convincing.
      “Daddy made you your favorite, open wide”

    • @buttfucker6944
      @buttfucker6944 3 роки тому +1

      @@emmarosedewittbukater I haven’t watched it yet lol

    • @emmarosedewittbukater
      @emmarosedewittbukater 3 роки тому +1

      @@buttfucker6944 Omg you should it's beautiful

    • @buttfucker6944
      @buttfucker6944 3 роки тому +1

      @@emmarosedewittbukater dude he has changed damn. When he’s giving out to socky😳

    • @emmarosedewittbukater
      @emmarosedewittbukater 3 роки тому +1

      @@buttfucker6944 Right I- 🤭😳

  • @tonywhitburn
    @tonywhitburn Рік тому +4

    Everybody talking about Art Is Dead when bro literally played A Thousand Miles at the beginning😂

  • @savannahharford9860
    @savannahharford9860 7 років тому +750

    Just play a G note, you'll have all of the ladies.

    • @pavelchekov7833
      @pavelchekov7833 6 років тому +50

      DONT YOU DARE

    • @prulinesale8829
      @prulinesale8829 6 років тому +49

      No no no. That's the mating call only to be done on 3/22

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 5 років тому +3

      Its just a note why would anyone care

    • @AdiHasArrived
      @AdiHasArrived 5 років тому +5

      Play random notes in C Major

    • @kodymileski5541
      @kodymileski5541 5 років тому +3

      I'm a real G shorty that can really find your G spot.......provided that you point me in the right direction.

  • @joelikesthings
    @joelikesthings 7 років тому +467

    "art is dead" fitted in so well there

  • @yonatanmoritz
    @yonatanmoritz 3 роки тому +6

    Still waiting for volume 2

  • @davida6919
    @davida6919 3 роки тому +5

    How to get laid: just simply say
    “Ya like jazz?”

  • @raginggiant7056
    @raginggiant7056 8 років тому +426

    just realized he was playing art is dead after talking about tussling your hair.

    • @Asterluna
      @Asterluna 8 років тому +5

      Hahaha perfect

    • @Hope-kl6gy
      @Hope-kl6gy 7 років тому +2

      Raging Giant I knew it was from one of his songs, that's hilarious!

    • @Jegbmf
      @Jegbmf 6 років тому +1

      That is actually a very subtle joke. Think about the meaning and the message of Art is Dead and then think about what bo is doing in this video

  • @katydid-9996
    @katydid-9996 7 років тому +361

    1:11 "Notice how I didn't make an easy penis joke, because integrity is sexy as well,"
    Bless you, Bo.

  • @elizacarrie7433
    @elizacarrie7433 Рік тому +4

    Bo is such a treasure 😂😂

  • @alyssaelmy6593
    @alyssaelmy6593 3 роки тому +5

    Who’s here after watching inside?

  • @Frogulong
    @Frogulong 5 років тому +722

    He started playing art is dead, and one of the girls said " I love that song"

    • @deoxtroy802
      @deoxtroy802 2 роки тому +2

      that 100% was improvised

  • @TheMJfromTN
    @TheMJfromTN 7 років тому +490

    Arpeggio

  • @samuelhass9035
    @samuelhass9035 3 роки тому +10

    "modestly tussle your hair"
    Me: *cries in receding hairline*

  • @Tortilla_Pizzeria_Pixels
    @Tortilla_Pizzeria_Pixels 2 роки тому +2

    “I’m going to enjoy my haram” - Bo Burnham, 2010