That would be the arc of theo von I need in my life🤣 "dude there was this one time a guy with 3 arms came in and got me in at least 6 different chokes man I swear. he brings the spider nickname to a whole new level man." I need this to come to fruition
I grappled Jocko once. Let me tell you few men have made me feel as helpless & vulnerable as he did. It’s a feeling that wakes you up to the real world & shows you how low you are in the food pyramid.
In high school I was humbled by a 6th grader that submitted me 3 times all within a minute and a half. I later learned he did competitions and was a state champ, but the lessons were forever ingrained in my head. Size matters, but skill matters more. As well as don’t underestimate any opponent in any situation. Kid was a damn ninja
@@mateo10734 you never know what could happen? They’re not talking about car wrecks, getting struck by lightning, or if the roulette wheel lands on red or black. They’re speaking on strictly a grappling match and there is literally 0 percent chance your beating a legit bjj black belt at grappling if you don’t train. That’s like saying I’m going to beat Lebron in a 1 on 1 because I’d rather not be a coward. Unlike Theo here in this conversation your comment isn’t just ignorant straight up delusional.
I was twice the size of my wrestling coach in high school and he demonstrated a move on me to the class, mf had me like a pretzel in two moves, I didn’t know wtf to think
A couple of my friends were wrestlers in high school, one was really small - I had about 6” in height and easily 40 or 50 lbs on this guy. I did roofing, so I was in damn good shape. I can’t even remember how many times that little bastard tapped me out. Only time I came close was when I just bear hugged him and tried to squeeze him out. Still didn’t work.
Same at our highschool! He was my chemistry teacher and also the wrestling coach. He challenged any kid any size. We had 3,000 kids no bs not one could beat him. He was like 5'9 160.
yea same here, i had this little old asian guy as a coach for wrestling in middle school. think mr. miyagi but even smaller. anyways dude was about 76 and maybe 140 at the time and put my 14 year old, 180 pound ass in a guillotine like nothing, and i literally couldn’t move
As a brown belt under Elexsandro Silvestre I feel this so much lol. I remember day one of the journey and man I had a rude awakening. I loved it though and I’m so close to gaining my black belt it really feels like a dream. Never imagined I would make it this far. I’ve definitely taken the long road to get my stripes. This month I just hit my 16th year of BJJ training. 16yrs and across 4 states! 🤙🏽
"when jiu-jitsu first happens to you.." this is so well put! You're just laying there, you feel the other person moving around, then stuff starts hurting or going black and you're just...unsure what they're doing haha
Thank u jocko im sick of arguing with people about how big of a disadvantage u are at with no training if u come across one of these people . Everybody out here acting like we all are throwing one punch Ko’s and no fight goes to the ground ever when In fact I’ve only seen one real fight ever that was just striking with no clinch or ground game involved . The same people that think that way are the same that will get slept on the street . We don’t train it in hopes of ever having to use it . But having it in your back pocket and walking away unscathed without having to put too much of an assault charge on yourself is an added bonus
The first time Jiu Jitsu happened to me I was walking through the park on a lovely autumn day, and from out of the shrubbery it happened! I couldn't even believe it..
Same thing lol, was walking home at night and got a chokehold from behind with his legs around my waist n everything, couldnt do a damn thing besides give him my wallet. Pretty sure the dude hurt himself more than he hurt me though, he was a big dude and dropped himself on hard concrete to get me to fall back too
After 5 years of kenpo and taking an introductory class in Brazilian jiu jitsu are realized I had a lot to learn but not enough money to do it sorry I'll fight to the death
@@Maatdrummer1 Boxing is a far superior martial art. A cruiserweight that has been boxing for just a year could whoop a jiu jitsu black belt that has been training their whole life.
makes it easier on a guy thats trained then lol. no rules means someone can use that training and do even nastier things. never understood that “uNtIL iTs oN tHe sTreEts” bullshit. dumbass take. trained guy vs untrained guy, hmmmm i wonder who would win….
That “when it first happens to you, you can’t even believe it” is so fucking true lol. Your mind is completely blown when the 140lb “nerdy” guy is about to break your arm
I had very minimal grappling training when some marines came in to our place. I’m not a fighter and have very little confidence in situations like that. It stunned me when I tapped out the biggest marine in 30 seconds. He trained and we all did a competition a few months later, mentally I broke and lost two and two went to the time limit. The marine who I could beat in training every day actually won the whole thing in the weight above me. He went in like a warrior while I was very uncomfortable.
I’m not a big guy but we did a wrestling thing and I beat all of my friends. No training. But my buddy is incredible at Jiu Jitsu and I knew I’d lose. He had me tapping out in like 30 seconds. Truly incredible. I absolutely believe this
I like how Jocko is willing to give him the benefit of the doubt or luck until he admits he has zero training and then he's like "yeah..." you have no chance bro
I studied Kenpo for years and the difference in open hand fighting styles is that Jujitsu uses the opponents body against themselves. The momentum and speed is unexpected. You think of punches as most effective means. But pulling down on ones collar happens in seconds. And the resulting forward face first fall is devastating. Not only will you have road rash but if done right your feet will come over your head and the same moment your nose makes contact with the ground. Your own body weight does the damage. Tapping out is the least amount of damage. That's just pressure point manipulation.
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Lol "what if it's windy out? I'm good in the wind" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
bro Airbendering out here
He's the best 😁
Theo is a different breed 😂
I did not ruin the 420 likes
He tried to get Jocko to stop on that and throw him off, could’ve been gold if he did stop and try to question that
theo wanna be oily with another man Ayooo 😂
Startin to wunder boutique Dat boy,....
It was obviously a joke
Free country bro
Dat boi sus yo....
😂😂😂😂
Could you imagine a jiu jitsu master theo? Like "I'm good in the wind" *kills three people*
"Ever tried shrooms dawg?"
He'd be the ultimate anime character 🤣
@@Owen-C1997 lol facts
I mean lots of grappler smoke and do shit like that. He would fit right in.
That would be the arc of theo von I need in my life🤣
"dude there was this one time a guy with 3 arms came in and got me in at least 6 different chokes man I swear. he brings the spider nickname to a whole new level man."
I need this to come to fruition
Ultra instinct shaggy
*"Jujitsu:* _The art of folding clothes with the person still inside them."_
Oh my god I love that.
That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@@thearmchairpsychologist27 Ninjitsu ... the art if folding clothes without the person inside them even knowing you was even there
That is funny as hell!!
😂😂😂😂
sambo better
Jocko so humble he gave Theo an extra 56 seconds 😂
Jocko understands the increased power levels of those with mullets.
@@waterhead1027 😂 true true
I grappled Jocko once. Let me tell you few men have made me feel as helpless & vulnerable as he did. It’s a feeling that wakes you up to the real world & shows you how low you are in the food pyramid.
Theo “What if I was greased up in Vaseline…then would it be more than a minute…?”😂
Worked for st Pierre
@@travieso1ruvalcaba672 I feel a disturbance in the force 😅😂
God Bless you for using THAN correctly!
@@6nosis then* correctly.
I'm confused why you used quote marks but didn't quote anything from the video.
"Sub one minute" lol that's generous.
Very 😂
Over 30 seconds is generous of dude actually WANTED to fuck him up
Yeah i think sub 15 seconds is more realistic
it's the difference between accuracy and precision.
I think a quick wrist lock would be less than 5 seconds
In high school I was humbled by a 6th grader that submitted me 3 times all within a minute and a half. I later learned he did competitions and was a state champ, but the lessons were forever ingrained in my head. Size matters, but skill matters more. As well as don’t underestimate any opponent in any situation. Kid was a damn ninja
Be optimistic like theo, sitting across the table from Jocko and thinking it would take 4 minutes to end him.
That’s not optimism, that’s straight up delusion. Well actually ignorance, but you get the point.
@@chadsiemens2429 😂 idk what it is really, but i want some of whatever he is on.
@@chadsiemens2429 that’s ok I’d rather think I can take the biggest guy down than than live like a coward. Never know what could happen
@@mateo10734 thinking and being capable are two entirely different things. Nor are they necessarily symbiotic. Now go train.
@@mateo10734 you never know what could happen? They’re not talking about car wrecks, getting struck by lightning, or if the roulette wheel lands on red or black. They’re speaking on strictly a grappling match and there is literally 0 percent chance your beating a legit bjj black belt at grappling if you don’t train. That’s like saying I’m going to beat Lebron in a 1 on 1 because I’d rather not be a coward. Unlike Theo here in this conversation your comment isn’t just ignorant straight up delusional.
The duo we never expected but always wanted. 😂🎉
that literally makes no sense. if it was wanted then it was expected…
@@dylanwoods2418 how does desire equate to expectation? I want a billion dollars but I sure don’t expect it. Donut
Ah, yes. Jiu Jitsu: the art of folding clothes while people are still in them
Nice copy comment ☝️
Cant submit me if i shank you first 😎
@@d1rtyr3d18 Totally, bro. I read every single comment before deciding to post that.
I’m good in the wind 😂
Now we need a video of Theo and jocko rolling
“What if I was wearing a real slippery suit or something?”🤣😂
The only person I see Jocko tapping to is Master Chief!
Makes sense.
I was twice the size of my wrestling coach in high school and he demonstrated a move on me to the class, mf had me like a pretzel in two moves, I didn’t know wtf to think
A couple of my friends were wrestlers in high school, one was really small - I had about 6” in height and easily 40 or 50 lbs on this guy. I did roofing, so I was in damn good shape.
I can’t even remember how many times that little bastard tapped me out. Only time I came close was when I just bear hugged him and tried to squeeze him out. Still didn’t work.
🥨
Same at our highschool! He was my chemistry teacher and also the wrestling coach. He challenged any kid any size. We had 3,000 kids no bs not one could beat him. He was like 5'9 160.
@@blakepuhlman6466 I had a similar experience.
yea same here, i had this little old asian guy as a coach for wrestling in middle school. think mr. miyagi but even smaller. anyways dude was about 76 and maybe 140 at the time and put my 14 year old, 180 pound ass in a guillotine like nothing, and i literally couldn’t move
When he says under a minute he’s talking like 10-15 seconds at most
I’m good in the wind means if I can out run you for a minute I lasted more than a minute. 😂😂😂 but good luck.
Outrun a seal 😂
No it doesn't it's just a Theo Von joke
@@beyondbackwater4933 glad to see you recognize humor sometimes. 😁
As a brown belt under Elexsandro Silvestre I feel this so much lol. I remember day one of the journey and man I had a rude awakening. I loved it though and I’m so close to gaining my black belt it really feels like a dream. Never imagined I would make it this far. I’ve definitely taken the long road to get my stripes. This month I just hit my 16th year of BJJ training. 16yrs and across 4 states! 🤙🏽
Oss good hustle brother
You never gave up, amazing!
Hard-core bro. Keep it up. You're doing awesome!
"when jiu-jitsu first happens to you.." this is so well put! You're just laying there, you feel the other person moving around, then stuff starts hurting or going black and you're just...unsure what they're doing haha
" im good in the wind " lmao 🤣
Thank u jocko im sick of arguing with people about how big of a disadvantage u are at with no training if u come across one of these people . Everybody out here acting like we all are throwing one punch Ko’s and no fight goes to the ground ever when In fact I’ve only seen one real fight ever that was just striking with no clinch or ground game involved . The same people that think that way are the same that will get slept on the street . We don’t train it in hopes of ever having to use it . But having it in your back pocket and walking away unscathed without having to put too much of an assault charge on yourself is an added bonus
To achieve anything we must grind, but to enjoy anything we must flow.
-Chris Matakas
Nice quote. Who is that guy?
There is no shit without a fart
-Mahatma Ghandi
What if its windy out lol
That not JUST a BJJ black belt, that’s a bad man right there lol
Theo: "What if I had an erection"
"Then I'll be sure not to get within 2 inches of your groin area."
The first time Jiu Jitsu happened to me I was walking through the park on a lovely autumn day, and from out of the shrubbery it happened! I couldn't even believe it..
Shrubbery Jiu Jitsu is unbelievable
Same thing lol, was walking home at night and got a chokehold from behind with his legs around my waist n everything, couldnt do a damn thing besides give him my wallet. Pretty sure the dude hurt himself more than he hurt me though, he was a big dude and dropped himself on hard concrete to get me to fall back too
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
"3 or 4 minutes?"
Theo's the GOAT
The video where paddy taps out a whole marine squad was crazy.
All those guys probably had a little training as well. Definitely shows the different levels in jiu-jitsu
This old Master Chief ⭐ ⚓ ⭐ Less than a minute each 💪🏽
You're odd
After 5 years of kenpo and taking an introductory class in Brazilian jiu jitsu are realized I had a lot to learn but not enough money to do it sorry I'll fight to the death
“I’m good in the wind” 😂
Jocko was very generous giving him nearly a minute
Until there are no rules involved
Theo would get even more smashed by Jocko, are you suspecting otherwise? Cause if so, you need to get back down to earth.
Jiujitsuka abide by the rules so they do not break you.
@@thewhitedahlia.8108 this means theo would surprise him with a 12 gauge shotgun.
@@Maatdrummer1 Boxing is a far superior martial art. A cruiserweight that has been boxing for just a year could whoop a jiu jitsu black belt that has been training their whole life.
makes it easier on a guy thats trained then lol. no rules means someone can use that training and do even nastier things. never understood that “uNtIL iTs oN tHe sTreEts” bullshit. dumbass take. trained guy vs untrained guy, hmmmm i wonder who would win….
My first day doing jujitsu a girl that was 17 (I was 33) tapped me out. I knew right then I would be back the next day.
Your height and weight?
@@exo-phoenix3245 6ft and was about 155-160 at the time also two tour combat infantry veteran.
“What, 3-4 mins?”
🤣🤣 He really IS a good comedian!
"We're talking sub one minute".
"LoL...ha no way".
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Just a Black Belt? It’s fucking Jocko. Respect
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will always appreciate theo's modesty, 3-4 mins... proper jokes
"Jui-Jitsu Black Belt" would be the LEAST of this guys bonafides.
Says a lot that one of the world’s deadliest men still had to start somewhere humble.
I’m good in the wind 😂😂😂
This dude fr went up against THE Master Chief 👀🤯
Theo says the funniest shit so serious it’s hilarious
It's Jocko, to "just" call him bjj blackbelt is a massive understatement...
One minute can be an eternity with someone this big, strong and skilled on you. Theo doesn't realize how long 60 seconds can be.
He’s taking him so dead serious
Machado put it best: "The ground is an ocean, I'm a shark, and NOBODY can swim."
That “when it first happens to you, you can’t even believe it” is so fucking true lol. Your mind is completely blown when the 140lb “nerdy” guy is about to break your arm
jiu-jitsu is the art of folding clothes with people still in them.
Theo: “Jesus” 😂😂😂
I had very minimal grappling training when some marines came in to our place. I’m not a fighter and have very little confidence in situations like that. It stunned me when I tapped out the biggest marine in 30 seconds.
He trained and we all did a competition a few months later, mentally I broke and lost two and two went to the time limit. The marine who I could beat in training every day actually won the whole thing in the weight above me. He went in like a warrior while I was very uncomfortable.
I’m not a big guy but we did a wrestling thing and I beat all of my friends. No training. But my buddy is incredible at Jiu Jitsu and I knew I’d lose. He had me tapping out in like 30 seconds. Truly incredible. I absolutely believe this
That’s the first time I have seen Jocko have a good laugh, 😂😂😂😂😂
Now that I have been self diagnosed with shortness of breath my training days are over
“I’m good in the wind” lol never change Theo your the man
Jiu Jitsu: Sensei
Jocko: Old Master Chief
Only Jocko man..
Jacko is so humble.
Much respect.
“I’m good in the wind” 😭
"Good in the wind and a slippery suit." Hilarious!
Jocko is the man!🇺🇸👍🏽
The anime we didn't ask for but the anime we need
“I’m good in the wind” lmfao I am screaming
What are your pronouns 😂
Only people who know their pronouns "ScReAmInGggggg gaaal"
He dosent even try what gets me just naturally funny literally everything he says 🤣
@@Tommybouy666 deez/nutz
I imagine that Jacko’s strength alone would make it easy for him to control a high percentage of people! Dude is built completely different!!
Jocko is so cold blooded, he gets his enemies to kill themselves.
I love how we says "no, no, no, no. No." while he smiles :')
Bro this is so FUNNY!!! THEY NEED A PODCAST!OMG!
If jocko were allowed to strike he woulda ended that old man tho
Yeah, of course they got their ass beat. It's the Master Chief. Probably had the armor on too
Ah black belt in jiu-jitsu, that's what jocko is known for
Bro was fighting Masterchief
Theo covered in butter is like Batman with prep time.
Theo's like.. I'm trying to be funny here bro
He's good in the wind. 😂😂😂😂
“If Sambo was easy it would be called jiu jitsu” *Khabib Nurmagomedov*
The combo we never knew we needed
Jocko is a Beast!
I like how Jocko is willing to give him the benefit of the doubt or luck until he admits he has zero training and then he's like "yeah..." you have no chance bro
More like 10 fucking seconds. Under a minute is being generous
15 seconds tops ... Jitsu is no joke... I did it in Brazil for a short period of time... Humbling experience...
*"...a real-slippery suit or somthin'"*
“Jiu Jitsu black belt” like that’s the only thing Jocko is 😂😂😂
Jocko, don’t laugh. 😂😂😂. 3 or 4 minutes?😂😂😂😂
.
Hilarious
Theo: "What if I'm wearing a slippery suit?"
Jocko: "GOOD"
Theo would be turning purple in 20 seconds against Jocko who’s he kidding
This is not just any black belt, this is jocko wilink an ex marine and special forces who has killed people with his bare hands 😂
I'd be mentally tapped out just by seeing Jocko step on the mat... for me maybe 10 sec tops for me lol
“But let’s say I have a gun”
Damn Lance Storm looks jacked now
I studied Kenpo for years and the difference in open hand fighting styles is that Jujitsu uses the opponents body against themselves. The momentum and speed is unexpected. You think of punches as most effective means. But pulling down on ones collar happens in seconds. And the resulting forward face first fall is devastating. Not only will you have road rash but if done right your feet will come over your head and the same moment your nose makes contact with the ground. Your own body weight does the damage. Tapping out is the least amount of damage. That's just pressure point manipulation.
Jocko being real generous with that estimate
theo the greased up deaf guy from family guy
Dude, a blue belt would make Theo tap in about a minute. Those guys have already been in training for a few years.
“Im good in the wind” 😂😂😂😂
"What if its windy out?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 huge difference Theo
All the jokes were going over his head
"you won't believe what happens next, even while it's happening"
I gotta see the whole thing. This has to be the most hilarious thing ever. Theo...and jocko
If he’s fully greased he’s got a minute.