Galaxy Ridicules 'Defenseless' Humans, Until We Said.... | Best HFY Stories

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  • @DesignerShark44
    @DesignerShark44 28 днів тому +81

    Truly the best of the best HFY channels, you set a shining example for all the other channels, really setting the standard that HFY shouldn't be AI but HUMAN, it's in the name.

    • @friendofmine-k5f
      @friendofmine-k5f 28 днів тому +1

      I agree wholeheartedly with you! This channel is amazing and will rise to the top! ❤

    • @biffgee6797
      @biffgee6797 28 днів тому +1

      Galactic Imaginarium is the other really good Sci-Fi story channel.

    • @razzaus1570
      @razzaus1570 27 днів тому +1

      EA Sports its in the name.

  • @chainervalentine5485
    @chainervalentine5485 28 днів тому +54

    i really hope the "Humans do what" Series keeps going. these are great.

  • @A-stray42
    @A-stray42 27 днів тому +24

    "Humans will speak with such eloquence one moment, and literally bite you like a wild animal the next" -Unknown

  • @williamembly3635
    @williamembly3635 28 днів тому +67

    Well damn, the alien touched grass, more than most of us. That's rough.

    • @jamesiewalters2360
      @jamesiewalters2360 9 днів тому

      Damn, I had the same damn thought; he gonna watch paint dry next??

  • @cjandauntieyaya1446
    @cjandauntieyaya1446 28 днів тому +24

    I can understand how "We Don't Stop" can be misconstrued as being a claim of individual endurance. But the vernacular was succinct if one takes it simply. We (humanity) don't (a negative) stop (cessation). We don't cease whatever we are doing until the job is done or there are no more of us left to continue.

  • @Atou_Mahogany
    @Atou_Mahogany 28 днів тому +40

    "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down." - Captain Zap Brannigan

  • @nwtcobra
    @nwtcobra 27 днів тому +18

    I want to vote for “why do humans keep drawing Shralli smut” from the previous video of n this series 😂

    • @derpikyu9262
      @derpikyu9262 23 дні тому +2

      Good choice, I agree

    • @towelbasket
      @towelbasket 17 днів тому +3

      We are a species of great intelligence, for example: these thighs may crush my skull given the enhanced crushing force, but it’s so cozy~

  • @DemonMage
    @DemonMage 28 днів тому +21

    Humanity broke the chains of evolution the second our ancestors picked up a rock and said "oonga bunga smash stupid terry in the face!" the rest half a million years of finding better ways to make rock kill stupid Terry.
    You know what you did Terry!
    And now we have very small bits of melted rock mineral being chemically exploded from a long bit of melted minerals. We aren't just dpace orcs, we're space wizards!
    Let those freedom seeds fly, brothers!

  • @SilverAranda
    @SilverAranda 28 днів тому +34

    "humas do WHAT?!" is my favorite show in the citadel!!!

    • @colbymusic-lv8rw
      @colbymusic-lv8rw 27 днів тому +3

      I love seeing all the mass effect references lately ❤

    • @williamembly3635
      @williamembly3635 27 днів тому +4

      @@SilverAranda I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite podcast

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper 28 днів тому +38

    1:13 Who else expected the promo to be a spoof of Raid: Shadow Legends?
    2:36 Of course Discord is still around and being used by other species...

    • @Shiftinggers
      @Shiftinggers 28 днів тому +3

      If it ain't broke don't fix it

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 27 днів тому +14

    I had to laugh at the included sponsors for the show.

  • @apollomars1678
    @apollomars1678 28 днів тому +14

    imagine, the effect of having Mr. Smith by chance comment-bomb the talks about her insecurity to keep humans out of secret areas herself with a: "yea, wouldn't work", scaring her and the listeners.

  • @ademile_0973
    @ademile_0973 28 днів тому +24

    I got a fictional promo in a history? Yes it happened LOL

  • @jaytraven_jr1811
    @jaytraven_jr1811 28 днів тому +18

    I love this channel no need for AI voices when you all have amazing voice and vocal skills. Please never change and keep your voices well. I feel i speak for all of us with that. ❤❤

  • @JimD-h8s
    @JimD-h8s 28 днів тому +20

    Awesome!!! I'm only seconds into this story and I've already realized it's the sequel to a previous story that grabbed my interest. Please encourage more from this author, you have my attention for sure and I'm hoping I'm not alone in that.

    • @fillinman1
      @fillinman1 28 днів тому

      Starbound is consistently the best. I think some small monthly support would help them a lot.

    • @tacpaws
      @tacpaws 28 днів тому

      no ur not, this is a really good serries!

    • @jblockminermc5401
      @jblockminermc5401 28 днів тому

      Which story is it?

    • @JimD-h8s
      @JimD-h8s 28 днів тому

      @jblockminermc5401 I'm having trouble finding the story in my history. A lot of irrelevant BS between the most recent video and the one we want. There is a story told from the perspective of the same character discussing similar human quirks. From that perspective, it may or more not be a true sequel, but it is the same character and presumably the same universe.
      Have a great day 👍

    • @judahsmyth5398
      @judahsmyth5398 28 днів тому

      @@jblockminermc5401 i think the name had something to do with either adrenaline or humans ignoring pain, i remember it was the podcaster in this story covering how different humans helped save others when a giant spaceship accidentally crashed into a city center

  • @KeithChastney
    @KeithChastney 28 днів тому +8

    Humans do what?! Glad humans finally this most excellent show. Thankyou Starbound.

  • @slayer2450
    @slayer2450 28 днів тому +19

    So humans are amazingly average in everything, but not bad at anything

    • @jaredhigham869
      @jaredhigham869 28 днів тому +5

      We’re the Ultramarines

    • @Terran.Marine.2
      @Terran.Marine.2 27 днів тому +1

      We're more like in "the fours-eye". Not truly apex at anything (excepting perhaps endurance), but slightly better than average than many other species in a variety of ways.

    • @Trickie-tf1ir
      @Trickie-tf1ir 25 днів тому +2

      jack of all trades, master of none.

    • @derpikyu9262
      @derpikyu9262 23 дні тому

      ​​@@Trickie-tf1iroffen times better than a master of one

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 22 дні тому +2

      The best cook among engineers, and the best engineer among cooks.
      We make a practice of not being out of options when outdone in one respect or more.

  • @PhoneyLoki
    @PhoneyLoki 26 днів тому +2

    Bro sounds like Edna Mode

  • @xGoodOldSmurfehx
    @xGoodOldSmurfehx 28 днів тому +3

    Aliens using current day technology and running a podcast on the web? I'm here for it. 🤣

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps 28 днів тому +5

    @11:30 Space Meth 😂

  • @Shenmue58
    @Shenmue58 23 дні тому +1

    We are the race that bred a Doom guy, so yeah.

  • @ShadySpot
    @ShadySpot 27 днів тому +5

    I'm curious about the curry incident

  • @reighniz4488
    @reighniz4488 2 дні тому

    I really like this particular story series because it presents humans in a more reasonable light than a lot of other HFY stories.

  • @Noahloveless1
    @Noahloveless1 23 дні тому +1

    Pretty awsome. Though that ambassador seemed to give too much information. Wouldnt it lead to war giving away details that you edited another species data, even if not responsible for the initial system intrusion?

  • @DLOFT002
    @DLOFT002 28 днів тому +9

    I was hoping for another one of these.

  • @brokensoulman94mystery8
    @brokensoulman94mystery8 28 днів тому +4

    can a human survive without a brain? :me can you xD? LOL

    • @alucard0100
      @alucard0100 28 днів тому

      I think this applies to some politicians

  • @stanleybowden828
    @stanleybowden828 26 днів тому +2

    Great voices for the characters

  • @Noahloveless1
    @Noahloveless1 23 дні тому +1

    I must know more about this F'Shari collapse due to curry!

  • @Silverserri
    @Silverserri 27 днів тому +1

    I am trying not to giggle like an idiot at the alien who talks like Edna Mode from the Incredibles.

  • @overlordmagnatron
    @overlordmagnatron 28 днів тому +2

    Funny how the last line made me think of the advertisement this one started with, they really don't _____.

  • @casard5235
    @casard5235 20 днів тому +1

    Another good story. I'm sensing a synchronization of certain stories and an expansion of a story line. Work in the works?

  • @sikz26300
    @sikz26300 28 днів тому +4

    They even have alien ads in the story lmao

  • @ThaClipKeepah
    @ThaClipKeepah 27 днів тому +2

    Love the fake podcast format, so good

  • @alajospanovics5690
    @alajospanovics5690 27 днів тому +1

    Black Mountain Radio went intergalactic

  • @alexitrinune
    @alexitrinune 17 днів тому +1

    Humans.......sarcasm..... dangerous things.

  • @ademile_0973
    @ademile_0973 28 днів тому +4

    My favourite SCI-FI show is again here fr

  • @ElderonAnalas
    @ElderonAnalas 28 днів тому +2

    Man, definately need to get me some of that Gesh-thralla Bio-Mechatronics tech, I too wish to see like a human.

  • @robertkahl6024
    @robertkahl6024 28 днів тому +2

    I like the way you change your voice

  • @hoanhealer1718
    @hoanhealer1718 27 днів тому +2

    We dont stop. BANGER.

  • @TheJadeFist
    @TheJadeFist 28 днів тому +2

    That sounds like bad security to talk about changing agreements the down low like that on a pod cast lol. That could be grounds to invalidate the agreement entirely and any gains there were from it.

  • @NessaEllenesse
    @NessaEllenesse 19 днів тому +1

    This story over looks the theory that our ancestors were faster, stronger and tougher than modern-day humans. This is mainly because they had to be to survive.

  • @elijah8172
    @elijah8172 28 днів тому +4

    I really enjoy your videos, and I'm glad you guys keep doing daily uploads.

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps 28 днів тому +1

    Quantum Entanglement would be great for interstellar communication if we ever get to that point without destroying ourselves.

  • @weslooos
    @weslooos 28 днів тому +1

    I love the Galactic youtube/ streamer intro

  • @stephenoffutt7037
    @stephenoffutt7037 28 днів тому +2

    The humans do what episodes are great

  • @wolfmunroe
    @wolfmunroe 28 днів тому +1

    I like when the author (or at least their username) is listed in the comments. This one presently omits that information. Who wrote it?

  • @tacpaws
    @tacpaws 28 днів тому +2

    what humans do is such a good show, love the serrie and this channel!

  • @leo-ch9xz
    @leo-ch9xz 28 днів тому +2

    cool story, however i have a question. is this story set in the same universe as the series ' mothers love'' ? because i recognize major similarities in the worldbuilding, from the shrali and kraxans to brahl 4. nontheless, good stuff as always

    • @Gaen7
      @Gaen7 28 днів тому +1

      Noticed the same thing. Its probably the same author, got hired by the channel, or they bought the rights.
      I hope it gets turned into a book somewhere along the line

  • @JoeinAlaska
    @JoeinAlaska 28 днів тому +1

    Sir, I am truly impressed by your narration. Excellent job.

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 6 днів тому

    "We don't stop"
    You have to listen to the whole dialog, all the way to the end.

  • @CarBENbased
    @CarBENbased 24 дні тому

    Dude, this was masterful! In a slew of AI voice churned out videos this is a shining light of great content! It was very odd at the end listening to the Kraxian account of the battle and how it started had me just as invested and outraged about their actions against Red Cross and children as if it was being shown from the human point of view, perhaps more so. Like the woman who charged and picked up one of their rifles to take several of them out before being killer herself, suddenly in my mind I saw a mother who'd just lost her child. The love the HFY community!

  • @HrLBolle
    @HrLBolle 24 дні тому

    27:42
    Some humans can make corners go on extended coffee breaks followed by early dinner, tucking them in for the night at 1800 hrs. sharp

  • @johnhillbilly8625
    @johnhillbilly8625 28 днів тому

    Very well written and the way the story is told is great

  • @bonyatabg1847
    @bonyatabg1847 27 днів тому

    0:04 Bro look like he is held hostage

  • @LMinem
    @LMinem 27 днів тому

    Well read, and possibly the most interesting and entertaining story I have yet heard.

  • @silverthekitsune7007
    @silverthekitsune7007 13 днів тому

    I'm sorry, curry collapsed an economy?! I need more on human foods reeking havoc on aliens now

  • @SSTR87
    @SSTR87 28 днів тому

    This was truly awesome and awe inspiring! I was about to give up on this page because they focus too much on aliens being better

  • @phillipbastrup7123
    @phillipbastrup7123 28 днів тому

    This is my new favourite podcast👽

  • @ask3xd903
    @ask3xd903 27 днів тому

    Great channel!

  • @timrodgers8551
    @timrodgers8551 27 днів тому

    This story was fantastic😂

  • @SSTR87
    @SSTR87 28 днів тому

    I really like this series

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 28 днів тому

    thanks for the story and the narration

  • @friendofmine-k5f
    @friendofmine-k5f 28 днів тому

    This channel is very exciting to watch! I love the different ET's! They are awesome! Like, subscribe and most important trick is to follow up this video with another one, another video from Starbound HFY.
    Doing this increases the chance of others being given the chance to watch/listen to one of Starbound HFY'S videos!!! The algorithm will take notice of this!!!
    Much love to you all!!!❤💚❤💚❤

  • @Johnfuchs-pm5wu
    @Johnfuchs-pm5wu 18 днів тому

    I want to see the curry episode.

  • @wolfmunroe
    @wolfmunroe 28 днів тому

    These say they were written by a human writer at Starbound. What is Starbound and how does one write for it?

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 16 днів тому

      Starbound is the channel (it's in the name). I would expect they have a contact email listed on the channel for business inquiries.

    • @wolfmunroe
      @wolfmunroe 15 днів тому +1

      @@LibraritheWizardOfficial Wasn't asking for purposes of a business inquiry, just trying to find out if it's a writing community that has more stories written than what they post as videos.
      They say they're written by a human writer at Starbound and some of them list a specific writer's username, like it's a web-community.

  • @PikaEast
    @PikaEast 27 днів тому

    He gets us pika

  • @111haY
    @111haY 28 днів тому

    are you feeding?

  • @GeoffKing-k2u
    @GeoffKing-k2u 28 днів тому

    hello😄😄😄😄😄😄😄