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  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS Місяць тому +175

    Alien A: 'we need to demonstrate our worth'
    Alien B: 'we are going to be annihilated '
    Human: baby shark do-do-dodo

    • @scottphillips2870
      @scottphillips2870 Місяць тому +13

      You nailed it.

    • @xBruceLee88x
      @xBruceLee88x 27 днів тому +6

      Alien A "we need to prove we're worthy"
      Alien B "OMG We're doomed!"
      Human "ok chat what do you think? Here's a poll"

  • @laughingcloud3516
    @laughingcloud3516 Місяць тому +211

    That Juraxi was going way beyond overthinking things LMAO

  • @cybo_vampire9145
    @cybo_vampire9145 Місяць тому +169

    Bruh, bird brain is attempting to play chess while the jocks were learning checkers XD

    • @ericward8459
      @ericward8459 Місяць тому +20

      Bird Brains is doing 4D chess while the Warlike Wonder-bros are still flinging pebbles at birds!

    • @tsuna666
      @tsuna666 Місяць тому +10

      Yes the author definitely had fun with this one

    • @cybo_vampire9145
      @cybo_vampire9145 Місяць тому +9

      @@tsuna666 Bro was definatly a Death Note fan, and had recently binged Eminence of Shadow.

    • @azurepulse1870
      @azurepulse1870 Місяць тому

      @@cybo_vampire9145 Or Overlord.

  • @MisterHavoc
    @MisterHavoc Місяць тому +108

    I thought *I* was good at overthinking and catastrophizing... Juraxi is an expert lol. Reminds me of the meme about what the art critic sees vs what the artist sees:
    Art Critic: Clearly the blue curtains symbolize the Artist's feelings of sorrow and anguish.
    Artist: What color should I paint these curtains... Fuck it, blue's good.

    • @joelceda3500
      @joelceda3500 Місяць тому +7

      I have had this happen to me; a short scifi story I once wrote ended up (long story) bein analyzed by a professional, and their analysis talked about stuff like how the society is seen as uncaring utopia (I hadn't even mentioned the society or civilization beyond some scientific interest on the phenomenon at hand), how an individual has no value (a short story with a single character and their POV of the event) and went off from that.
      I was like "did you confuse my story for someone else's by any chance?"
      Everyone I know who writes, has had that happen. Literary analyzers make all of it up 99% of the time, often missing the actual themes actually written into the story. (In my story's case of alien life existing but viewing us as animals, and so not reacting to our doings any more than we react to the doings of wildlife when they don't inconvenience us.) And yes they were specifically scifi story analyst.

  • @wesleyward5901
    @wesleyward5901 Місяць тому +104

    She has a gold medal in mental gymnastics because man is she overthinking everything.

    • @mikkelnpetersen
      @mikkelnpetersen Місяць тому +8

      Overthinking is womens favorite past time.

    • @themandalorian400
      @themandalorian400 Місяць тому +9

      I think she took the Silver and Bronze medals to with this one

    • @jamesogden7756
      @jamesogden7756 Місяць тому +3

      ​@themandalorian400 and the hidden Platinum medal too. 😅

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 Місяць тому

      she's simply jumping to conclusions like the typical human woman

  • @randomguy8415
    @randomguy8415 Місяць тому +51

    I can't believe it someone made it the equivalent of a main character just doing their thing, and everyone thinks its all part of their plan in a space setting i love it so much.

  • @Cobblerfiend
    @Cobblerfiend Місяць тому +50

    Bird girl playing 5d chess while the others are setting up beer pong

  • @WalterPowerbright
    @WalterPowerbright Місяць тому +22

    Axeon: You have big stick. It bonk good?
    John: No, but me big stick shoots fire.
    Axeon: Oooh! Your big stick stronk!
    Juraxi: Dear god! They're sharing military secrets! Are they starting a war!? Against who? Are there enemies that even the Deathworlders can't deal with!? Maybe, we're being spied on. That MUST be why they're talking like cavemen!

  • @tufelhunden5795
    @tufelhunden5795 Місяць тому +82

    When you’re so wrapped in intrigue she see it everywhere. 😂

    • @leewalterson1243
      @leewalterson1243 Місяць тому +5

      This is what anxiety feels like

    • @Senok13
      @Senok13 26 днів тому

      She is a bit paranoid - the stories of their own war in the past surely left some deep scars in her mind... I hope though, that after some time the penny drops!

  • @MadaraUchihamizukage
    @MadaraUchihamizukage Місяць тому +88

    YES!!!! Thats the Series i most wanted to be continued. Thanks Guys. Most appreciated.

    • @chaos_monster
      @chaos_monster Місяць тому +7

      does the series already have a name and playlist?

    • @arecane2000
      @arecane2000 Місяць тому +7

      Ditto, name and playlist?

    • @patraic5241
      @patraic5241 Місяць тому +1

      Oh Yes.

    • @arecane2000
      @arecane2000 Місяць тому +2

      When deathworlders meet?

    • @RayAndrewsDev
      @RayAndrewsDev Місяць тому +4

      Right there with you, really wanted more of Axeon and John

  • @radapatada
    @radapatada Місяць тому +38

    Humans and aliens being homies is always a delight

  • @andorfedra
    @andorfedra Місяць тому +41

    I love this! 😂
    The Alien Delegates are playing some MTG 4D Chess, while John Smith is playing Checkers, and he is somehow STILL WINNING! And he has NO IDEA how he's managing to do it!😂😂😂
    EDIT: Oh no! I was so wrong! John's not even playing a game and he's still beating out the other two, one of whom is four layers deep in the iceberg, overthinking everything while trying to determine her next move, and the other is playing just below the surface, and enjoying the game.

  • @andypants1062
    @andypants1062 Місяць тому +15

    I was going to ask about this one being a series, but it seems my question has been answered. The previous story was one of my favorites, and im glad to see it continue, more so than your other series thus far.

  • @ZenAki
    @ZenAki Місяць тому +13

    Oh, I feel John's dismay and cringe through his words. Dear gods in the stars, the idea that "Basic Training" is for everyone is hilarious.

  • @Atou_Mahogany
    @Atou_Mahogany Місяць тому +13

    I LOVE the rhetoric of our human representative we send to these get-togethers with the other space kids for their show-n-tell they put on for each other.

  • @rocketsurgeon2135
    @rocketsurgeon2135 Місяць тому +54

    This one had me in stitches, one of the better to come along lately. Wouldn't mind hearing about our avian friend's experiences from the actual vacation...🤣

    • @ericward8459
      @ericward8459 Місяць тому +2

      @@rocketsurgeon2135
      Smith and Varg are sampling whiskey while she's sitting off to the side, drinking tea and hopelessly confused

  • @skyephoenix801
    @skyephoenix801 Місяць тому +10

    Wow! Didn't think there'd even be a Part 2...let alone one just as good as Part 1. This was quite the treat 😊

  • @Arbidarb
    @Arbidarb Місяць тому +22

    That was hilarious, but now I'm thinking that lizard man was actually in on the secret war stuff and didn't realize the human was just being a bro.

    • @Nixonitus
      @Nixonitus Місяць тому +6

      I think he's not quite "in on it", so much as playing it up for the joke, personally

  • @chaos_monster
    @chaos_monster Місяць тому +40

    The definition of an overthinker 😄

  • @themandalorian400
    @themandalorian400 Місяць тому +14

    got to love this series. Humans are beyond what everyone in the galaxy's, except for one other species, to understand because we are too different. And durring a simple "hey I'd like to see your homeworld" conversation the only other species that even has a shred of understanding for Humans and Varg are trying to read between the lines into things that don't exist is just pure comedy.

  • @Speedy500
    @Speedy500 Місяць тому +35

    41:46 someone really needs to take her on a vacation, she is so used to political intrigue she is jumping at shadows, looking beyond the meaning reaching for deeper meaning that just isn’t there

  • @heroastra8928
    @heroastra8928 Місяць тому +19

    Lookin’ out for part 3, this is amazing!

    • @jackmarshall9258
      @jackmarshall9258 Місяць тому

      ​@@redthered4444 . If you don't trust that link, I would totally understand so I'll tell you this instead, it's about a month ago, and it has bigfoot, screaming into a face of a human decked out in gear.

    • @jackmarshall9258
      @jackmarshall9258 Місяць тому

      ​@redthered4444 . The writing a on the top of the picture. We'll say when death worlders meet.

    • @jackmarshall9258
      @jackmarshall9258 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@redthered4444 For some reason youtube erased my other replies, but if you don't feel like clicking on the link, which I wouldn't blame you.
      The original video is time-stamped a month ago, so you don't have to scroll down too far and. It'll have a human with a bigfoot, screaming at him.

    • @Skyblade12
      @Skyblade12 Місяць тому

      @@jackmarshall9258UA-cam deletes comments with links, unfortunately.

  • @aurelsimon2634
    @aurelsimon2634 Місяць тому +7

    Quite the overthinker. I loved every second of it. I wish somehow it all will come true. A traitor helping a new enemy,, etc...
    I hope the writer continues soon. The narration was exeptionally well delivered!

  • @EmprtyEagleOL
    @EmprtyEagleOL Місяць тому +6

    good to hear from Varg again he was the main reason I started to watch this channel as the video I watched was so good

  • @OldieBugger
    @OldieBugger Місяць тому +9

    Very funny! Especially the part where Juraxi misunderstands everything. A beautifully paranoid train of thought there!

  • @009dracko
    @009dracko Місяць тому +12

    It's only on that bus going to boot camp. Does it hit you like a ton of brick. "What the fu*k have I just done." And after processing that first day with your instructors, does that wtf get turned up to ten.

    • @Marcus_Postma
      @Marcus_Postma Місяць тому +2

      Speak for yourself. Me and 1 other recruit were drunk all the way through in processing. Mind you this was almost 17 years ago.

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 Місяць тому +2

      dude. it didnt hit me till like the middle of my 2nd week

  • @codyc5732
    @codyc5732 Місяць тому +4

    Some of the most entertaining va and writing I've listened to on any hfy channel.

  • @Trahloc
    @Trahloc Місяць тому +4

    I don't think I would have enjoyed this story as a teenager but as a man in his 40s this was actually freaking great.

  • @markknight5178
    @markknight5178 Місяць тому +6

    That was the craziest rabbit hole I have even witnessed someone going down.

  • @markusdark-r3q
    @markusdark-r3q Місяць тому +11

    More Varg Stories Please!! They're Awesome!

  • @T3DRAGOON
    @T3DRAGOON Місяць тому +4

    The best stand alone gets and episode 2!
    The dynamic is great. Those two just shooting the shit and having a drink while she is stuck in mastermind mode. Cant wait for more.

  • @tzmmm
    @tzmmm Місяць тому +8

    I don't know what this comedic trope is called, but it always makes me laugh.

    • @darkfalcon7856
      @darkfalcon7856 Місяць тому +2

      supposedly it's called the "overinterpreting" or "misinterpreting" trope.

  • @dylanmiller6169
    @dylanmiller6169 Місяць тому +4

    The bird seriously thinks they are speaking in thieves can't.

  • @DLOFT002
    @DLOFT002 Місяць тому +17

    More crocodragon. Woot.

  • @KeithChastney
    @KeithChastney Місяць тому +14

    I'm having an alright day, although they are a bit 'samey', as the years roll past. I do look forward to the Starbound stories, though. I reckon this one will be as good as usual.

  • @somethindarker
    @somethindarker 26 днів тому +3

    Possible name for the series;
    "John, Axeon and the Republic."
    "A Human, Varg and the squishies."
    "Deathworlders, joy toxins and paperwork."

    • @XpaceTrue
      @XpaceTrue 2 дні тому +2

      I'm just disappointed that description failed to mentioned that it was part of a series. Nor did it provide a link to a playlist or the 1st video.
      BTW: The first vid was called "They Thought They Were The Only Deathworlders Until They Met Humans".

    • @somethindarker
      @somethindarker 2 дні тому +1

      @@XpaceTrue Yea they just cut and paste and mass release a buncha of short stories, they don't even change the descriptions it always sais "part 2", there are 3 parts so far actually.
      /watch?v=Repg4K5Jnz0&t=2035s Part 1
      /watch?v=l1RDo4QcSqw&t=216s Part 2
      /watch?v=sXmUQPyUsRc Part 3
      The newest one is kinda shitty, it changes the entire feel of the series in favor of some family drama high school angst bullshit. I'm gonna wait until part 4 hopefully the premise goes back to John and the senate if not I'll just drop this channel entirely.

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 Місяць тому +8

    LMFAO!!! What the fuck did Juraxi put in that damned tea?! The guys are just having a good drink and shooting the shit while she's trying to figure out how to survive intergalactic war! Girl really does need a vacation. Varg probably has some ulterior motives when it comes to wanting to see what goes on at regular colleges. But that's just because he's always on the lookout for anything that can benefit him.
    This was absolutely hilarious!

    • @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 28 днів тому

      He's bored as all hell, he's looking for entertainment... Also he's into other species that has seen what he considers True War... He is interested in the arts and other expressions of humans...

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 24 дні тому

      @@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 Yeah, and knowing people like Varg, if he can't stir up shit, there's still always a buck to be made.

  • @gabrielloduca2466
    @gabrielloduca2466 Місяць тому +8

    Homegirl RAN with the story kkkkkkkkkkk

  • @geoff2027
    @geoff2027 Місяць тому +4

    Lots of laughs... yet again. Thankyou.

  • @czar6203
    @czar6203 Місяць тому +3

    HELL YEAH!!! Varg our fellas!!!

  • @Shadowhunter9098
    @Shadowhunter9098 Місяць тому +6

    God, I hope we get a third part to this cuz it is amazing.

  • @EMTReview
    @EMTReview 29 днів тому +1

    I love this story, we need a part 3!!! Please keep making these.

    • @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 28 днів тому

      This poor bird is going to explode during the vacation as they visit a museum of art...

    • @EMTReview
      @EMTReview 28 днів тому

      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      That would be hilarious, or if the dragon crocodile dude sees a T-Rex display

    • @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
      @pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 28 днів тому

      @@EMTReview He would be impressed by our fossils...

  • @roughneckmp
    @roughneckmp Місяць тому +3

    Huh,…. Three different ambassadorial views/opinions? As someone who had been thru Basic over 20 years ago I applaud y’all.

  • @Pirouyy
    @Pirouyy Місяць тому +2

    Truly my favorite of all tales, The Vargs are so interesting to follow, seeing our future selves through their eyes is so fun x)

  • @MaitreNaDaoine
    @MaitreNaDaoine Місяць тому +2

    Wow, I love this particular series on the channel. More of Varg, Smith, and Juraxi!

  • @czinn327
    @czinn327 29 днів тому +1

    This is an awesome story, with good narration.

  • @cybo_vampire9145
    @cybo_vampire9145 Місяць тому +6

    Yay, a sequal to the When Deathworlders Meet video :D

    • @starkiller212
      @starkiller212 Місяць тому

      Thank you so much. I didn't know which one was part 1

  • @AkivaElbereth
    @AkivaElbereth Місяць тому

    The juxtaposition among an expert politician, a warrior politician, and a clueless human is AMAZING! LoL One suspects the two of collaborating to start a war, the second is simply genuinely curious about an ally; if not a friend, and the third is winging it like humans usually do! LoL I LOVE IT!

  • @czinn327
    @czinn327 29 днів тому +1

    I must have part 2. And 3. And 4. And by that I mean, our plans for the second through the fourth part of the logistics arrangement will be supplemented through the first fleet.

  • @iratevagabond204
    @iratevagabond204 Місяць тому +1

    This series reminds me of the Kardashev scale and "The Great Filter", as I try to reconcile why so few "warrior species" exist. It's rather simple, they're claimed by the filter - they destroy themselves before they advance sufficiently to become spacefaring.

  • @SovereignTheGodOfEvil
    @SovereignTheGodOfEvil Місяць тому +3

    That was a great story I hope you continue making more.👍😊

  • @Zerovanii_
    @Zerovanii_ Місяць тому +1

    If you could get a medal for mental gymnastics, Juraxi would certainly get a gold one .😂

  • @Amipotsophspond
    @Amipotsophspond Місяць тому +1

    I was hoping a alien would disbelieve humanity as a way to boost their image and he would prove it was all true by doing the weapon tear-down and reassembly.

  • @xxknitlerxx5045
    @xxknitlerxx5045 Місяць тому

    Please give this a playlist, I never want to miss one of these. This is right up there with miss rimiki as one of my favourite series

  • @Skyblade12
    @Skyblade12 Місяць тому

    This is quickly becoming my favorite series on the channel. I like Frieran and Miss Rimiki, but this is just peak comedy.

  • @leonitas91
    @leonitas91 Місяць тому +1

    Thanks for part 2 and glad you're doing more this is one of my favorite.
    The best deth world galactic- council story not a shot fired yet no combat action or amazing thecnoligy yet its soo good i cant get enough keep em coming 😁👍👍

  • @myrmidon4464
    @myrmidon4464 Місяць тому

    Can't wait for another involving this cast. They're all sool *good* and entertaining. Please release more.

  • @ninjastar231
    @ninjastar231 Місяць тому

    Since I haven't seen anyone comment on it yet.
    That was an awesome cosplay of a Starship Troopers officer.
    Excellent storytelling. As usual

  • @likil2664
    @likil2664 5 днів тому

    Reminds me of "Lord Ainz's Grand Plan".
    Yes, Demiurge, the talk about vacation is actually a disguised dialogue about war.

  • @XpaceTrue
    @XpaceTrue 2 дні тому +1

    It sure would've been nice if the description mentioned that this was part of a series, or provided a link to a playlist or the 1st video...
    The first vid was called "They Thought They Were The Only Deathworlders Until They Met Humans".

  • @somethindarker
    @somethindarker 26 днів тому

    The way John reacts and works, he's definitely a marine.

  • @markhurley4319
    @markhurley4319 Місяць тому

    Worth the wait, Need more follow up stories following them.

  • @MrLookatmyhat
    @MrLookatmyhat Місяць тому

    Dudes playing 9-D chess and losing to a grunt who just wants a micro brewery

  • @erikjrn4080
    @erikjrn4080 Місяць тому

    One thinks they're playing chess, another believes it's checkers, and both are losing badly to the guy who's given up on learning the rules of tic-tac-toe.

  • @deadeyewolf777
    @deadeyewolf777 Місяць тому

    Yea this is the best hfy series I have found in a long well hope it continues.

  • @SecondBestArtMuseum
    @SecondBestArtMuseum 9 днів тому

    This story can be summarized as “two aliens play chess, the human isn’t able to open the checkers box and the aliens think he’s playing 27D chess.”

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 26 днів тому

    Screw gold, Juraxi needs a platinum medal for those incredible mental gymnastics!

  • @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco
    @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco Місяць тому

    Someone give that Juraxi a freaking chill pill. I'm human and even I'm starting to think we're all secretly Thanos or something 😂😂

  • @137terra
    @137terra 9 днів тому

    The mental gymnastics the poor bird brain was performing would hold an olympic record for sure. And given her facial compisition poor john has no idea what might be rattling around in her head. XD i needs me more of this universe

  • @arecane2000
    @arecane2000 Місяць тому +4

    Who wrote this? This is great!

  • @starkiller212
    @starkiller212 Місяць тому

    Well, heard this story
    Saw it was a part two
    Immediately searched for part 1
    This was amazing

  • @SilverAranda
    @SilverAranda Місяць тому +1

    this bros planing a nice BBQ and the other thinking is intergalactic warfare xD

  • @NegInfinity
    @NegInfinity 23 дні тому

    It is one of the really good ones. "Overthinking intensifies"

  • @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco
    @Uf7f7d6cufihud6dgco Місяць тому

    Plot twist: Even though John didn't intend it, he actually uncovered a centuries long conspiracy involving a malevolent and invisible alien species pupperteering the council without their knowledge.

  • @glasstactics6510
    @glasstactics6510 Місяць тому

    Man, I love this story.Can't wait for more so good

  • @samuelramirez4985
    @samuelramirez4985 Місяць тому

    im glad to see more of this series

  • @MrGeo-yq6ec
    @MrGeo-yq6ec Місяць тому

    Dear god this needs to be a full blown series. It had be cracking up by the end. Please tell me there is more??

  • @GermanNightmare1976
    @GermanNightmare1976 Місяць тому

    Come on, now. The story was fun but the narration truly put it way above average and I genuinely enjoyed it very much! Thanks.

  • @scarecrow3105
    @scarecrow3105 29 днів тому +1

    Part two!!!!!!

  • @williamshakesbeer4163
    @williamshakesbeer4163 Місяць тому

    I love this story! Part 3 pls. Also am I the only one that want to see a threat appear? Just so that we can see the human-varg alliance in action?

  • @jamesr1894
    @jamesr1894 Місяць тому

    "It's like he's got a 2 inch .... blanket,"

  • @heartlessnobody1143
    @heartlessnobody1143 Місяць тому

    "whats the difference beatween a college and a tax bill?"
    curse you youtube man i was DRINKING

  • @kaykaymishka5548
    @kaykaymishka5548 Місяць тому

    Omg..we definitely need more..should be a series 😂😂😂

  • @Traumglanz
    @Traumglanz Місяць тому

    This is even more hilarious than the first one.

  • @MicahWo
    @MicahWo Місяць тому

    If jumping to conclusions was a galactic Olympic event...

  • @pendekarmando1096
    @pendekarmando1096 12 годин тому

    Nice, a sequel to the space crocodile story 😂😂

  • @samtheactualkenku6205
    @samtheactualkenku6205 6 днів тому

    and the gold medal in Mental Gymnastics goes to: Juraxi of the Jur-yith Combine

  • @firedad7341
    @firedad7341 Місяць тому

    Thank you. More stories about these two...Uhrah

  • @cjhott7237
    @cjhott7237 Місяць тому

    I love this trio! 😂

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Місяць тому

    lol i am loving this 'series' and hope it continues
    thanks for the narration

  • @truthbetold5155
    @truthbetold5155 19 днів тому

    This is my top 2 fav series on this channel second to the fox soldier and dragon lady teacher series

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow6763 2 дні тому

    I want more of this! I want them on vacation.

  • @artiesykes
    @artiesykes Місяць тому

    great read, guys. keep up the good work.

  • @dennisboulais7905
    @dennisboulais7905 7 днів тому

    Very amusing, well done.

  • @mareczek00713
    @mareczek00713 Місяць тому

    Deathworlders discuss vacation, leisure-brain gets existential anxiety xD

  • @romanpackham8471
    @romanpackham8471 Місяць тому +1

    15:08 is that a bruva alfabusa reference?

  • @JesusKreist
    @JesusKreist Місяць тому +1

    I'll take "overthinking Experts" for 500 Jack.
    Good story, as almost always on this channel.
    Next up are a crocodragon and a bird walking around west point, huh?

  • @KingofJ95
    @KingofJ95 26 днів тому

    I look forward to more of John Smith and a bird overthinking everything during a normal vacation.

  • @whatup548
    @whatup548 27 днів тому

    This is becoming a favorite for me I hope there will be more

  • @NataliaGrTGirl
    @NataliaGrTGirl Місяць тому

    "the way a child suffering lovecraftian whores withdraw a horse" i cackled