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  • @innezka
    @innezka 18 днів тому +2707

    afghan vet... laughing my ass off bout thursdays joke confirmed.

  • @Dirpitz
    @Dirpitz 18 днів тому +766

    As a skittle person....he's right about canards

    • @flightmaster529
      @flightmaster529 18 днів тому +14

      Rope gang numba woooonn

    • @charlayned
      @charlayned 18 днів тому +55

      Yay!! I'm not the only one. This granny of 67 years rocks all sorts of colors. Why? Because it's fun and I don't care about those who think it's just the weirdos that like color. And yah, he's absolutely right about canards!

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid 18 днів тому +88

      As one of the "skittle-haired people" he's talking about... As much as I dislike being called "skittle-haired", that "canards are gay" bit was hilarious lmao. Sincerely: a gay trans girl.

    • @Rob_F8F
      @Rob_F8F 18 днів тому +22

      Reminds me of The Simpsons episode where Lisa and Nelson are caught kissing by his sidekicks and they say, "Nelson is kissing a girl. How gay." 😂

    • @lizzyobrien2376
      @lizzyobrien2376 18 днів тому

      As yet another Skittle-haired person, I can confirm, that joke was fucking funny as hell!!
      - Sincerely, another gay trans girl

  • @DownTwisted
    @DownTwisted 18 днів тому +202

    Scariest five word horror story.
    Raptor, you are weapons free.

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 17 днів тому +9

      F22: drooling

    • @DownTwisted
      @DownTwisted 17 днів тому

      @@unifiedhorizons2663 Enough of this vegan bullshit. Give me some MEAT!!!

    • @tegopro86
      @tegopro86 16 днів тому +10

      F22: MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

    • @TTVBakedXbeanzzz
      @TTVBakedXbeanzzz 15 днів тому +3

      I just shit myself because of that

    • @BillD5244
      @BillD5244 14 днів тому +3

      Dude I use to get BDA involving F22s eating ground targets.

  • @robsteingruber9488
    @robsteingruber9488 18 днів тому +92

    The Thursday joke was hilarious. The trapped in the sky with me is a chef's kiss.

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 14 днів тому

      So ... Are you going to let the rest of us in on the joke?

    • @xdvoltic3075
      @xdvoltic3075 11 днів тому

      The dudes liked little young boys

  • @xFrankie107x
    @xFrankie107x 18 днів тому +1680

    Raptor calling canards t-Rex arms is the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve heard today.

    • @jeromegarcia5396
      @jeromegarcia5396 18 днів тому +4

      😭😭😭

    • @terryhannerjr1136
      @terryhannerjr1136 18 днів тому +12

      I just fell out my chair laughing at that ,my wife just came downstairs asking me, am I okay?!😂

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 18 днів тому +8

      Meanwhile in China: “MAYDAY, MAYDAY! PLANE GOING DOWN!”

    • @carlyar5281
      @carlyar5281 18 днів тому +5

      I’m a retired military aerospace engineer, and I’ve deployed to Afghanistan.
      Calling canards “ T-Rex arms” made me laugh even harder than the Thursday line.
      Well done HLC!

    • @DocWolph
      @DocWolph 18 днів тому +2

      Rafale, Gripen, and Eurofighter: HEY! 🤬

  • @Chaos-Devil51
    @Chaos-Devil51 18 днів тому +984

    The next time in an argument I'm just going to say canards are gay and refuse to elaborate.

    • @mwhe3111
      @mwhe3111 18 днів тому +13

      It's totally my new go-to. 😂😂😂

    • @JohnDoe-rj9cq
      @JohnDoe-rj9cq 18 днів тому +10

      Doing that would in fact be a really weird canard.......

    • @peterlang777
      @peterlang777 18 днів тому

      that's how Nixon won the 70s election!

    • @user-tr3py5nz2j
      @user-tr3py5nz2j 18 днів тому +9

      Didn’t the Swedish viggen have canards like 40 years ago? And China put them on their most recent fighter? Gawd, how can you not say that’s gay af!

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 18 днів тому +3

      they are 🎵happy, happy, happy!
      happyhappyhappyhappyhappy!🎵

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 18 днів тому +204

    Desert Shield/Desert Storm/OIF/OEF veteran and 20 year pilot of the 15E. Thank you USSR (RIPieces) for cobbling together the Fartbat! Thanks to you, I had the BEST toys to play with for 2/3rds of my career (we're NOT going to talk about the 2 years I spent stuck in the 'Wobblin' Goblin' (/shudder)!
    Sincerely,
    JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.)
    p.s. I know a LOT of our boots on the ground thank you as well!! Keep up the 'good' work because the -22 and -35 are just practice runs for what's next out of Skunkworks! See you in the rubble!!

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 18 днів тому +7

      Was the F-117 that bad?

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 18 днів тому +14

      @@nielsmichiels1939 She's slow, underpowered, and handles like a drunk pig, but we'll just call that growing pains. At the time, it was all the rage! So, I'll just chalk it up to flying the 22's daddy and say no more about it, lol!

    • @josephbrandon549
      @josephbrandon549 18 днів тому +5

      Damn, sir. I wonder if this is you holding back or not. Either way, it was pretty awesome.

    • @LtColSoundboard
      @LtColSoundboard 18 днів тому +5

      A salute to you sir! I can't wait to see what ~ $1 Trillion/year buys us for the NGAD 😃👍

    • @Altoist2000
      @Altoist2000 17 днів тому +3

      Rah sir

  • @kcnichols8968
    @kcnichols8968 18 днів тому +106

    As a member of the LGBTQIA community, i hearby give HLC and the F22 a gay joke pass, meaning the kid can call canards gay all he wants now.

    • @WillSing4TP
      @WillSing4TP 17 днів тому +5

      😂

    • @evilferret1453
      @evilferret1453 15 днів тому +1

      when the F22 shoots its guns it should say "sparkles" that way the gay folks think its as cool as we normies think it is.

    • @nightwing5740
      @nightwing5740 15 днів тому +4

      @@evilferret1453he gave HLC and 22 the pass not u man

    • @ThetticomanClan
      @ThetticomanClan 9 днів тому

      "Canards are gay" made me ROFL

    • @harmonybutnomoney
      @harmonybutnomoney 8 днів тому +1

      ​@@evilferret1453hm sparkles, sounds ominous enough, I like it

  • @willswenson3169
    @willswenson3169 18 днів тому +2067

    The Kid explaining why the J-20 has canards is simply a thing of beauty.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 18 днів тому +21

      Funny nonsense .
      JC-31 was the competitor to the J-20 ... that's now become the J-35 .

    • @maddhattergaming6863
      @maddhattergaming6863 18 днів тому +42

      I'm gonna refer to the j20 as the "T-Rex"

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 18 днів тому +8

      @@maddhattergaming6863
      Plus the Grippen and Euro fighter ...

    • @maddhattergaming6863
      @maddhattergaming6863 18 днів тому +3

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 i thought the J-20 was the pnly foghter based off the f22

    • @pr_tr4p_g4wd20
      @pr_tr4p_g4wd20 18 днів тому +2

      Chef's kiss.😙🤌🏽

  • @richardhemminger5771
    @richardhemminger5771 18 днів тому +873

    My favorite one was "I am begging you, with tears in my eyes... Fuck Around!"

    • @aizle101
      @aizle101 18 днів тому +1

      Which one was that?

    • @deicide3821
      @deicide3821 18 днів тому

      Gen Fucking MAD DOG MATTIS

    • @minemaster2392
      @minemaster2392 18 днів тому +7

      Uh, *EVERY* time the foreigns Tried to beat their chest/fuck around?
      Edit: thanks for the sympathy likes guys. Really appreciate it.

    • @richardhemminger5771
      @richardhemminger5771 18 днів тому +3

      @@aizle101 I honestly don't remember which one it was I keep hunting for it.

    • @Ggboi1103
      @Ggboi1103 18 днів тому +10

      i think it was the super bowl sunday one, if I can find it i'll link

  • @Shirayumi9090
    @Shirayumi9090 18 днів тому +25

    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!! (Is the only damage that aircraft can inflict) 😂

  • @CrabNicolson
    @CrabNicolson 17 днів тому +16

    The Foxbat was a technological marvel. As the u.s. discovered that when they got their hands on one. It was a marvel that were using vacuum tubes instead of transistors for their electronics 🤣

  • @hugorodin4780
    @hugorodin4780 18 днів тому +876

    Shit has hit the fan when you hear: Let the kid out of its hangar…

    • @kelseythomason1303
      @kelseythomason1303 18 днів тому +5

      Yup

    • @oldmanjim2376
      @oldmanjim2376 18 днів тому +23

      Probably just say: "Air Force! Unlock the hangar doors."

    • @devonhattaway3786
      @devonhattaway3786 18 днів тому +12

      Release the Sky Krakens!!!!

    • @Keiranful
      @Keiranful 18 днів тому +8

      ​@@oldmanjim2376or someone mumbling "click on one..."

    • @fulconandroadcone9488
      @fulconandroadcone9488 18 днів тому +6

      You know, I hope that is how official order will be marked for history books if it comes to it.

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 18 днів тому +658

    “you couldn't figure out how to keep it stable, so you had to put on two little t Rex arm style” 😂😂😂 I’m dying over here 😂

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 18 днів тому +3

      JC-31 aka J-35 has no canards .
      😎

    • @RipRLeeErmey
      @RipRLeeErmey 18 днів тому +14

      ​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Still gonna look like a light show when it gets hit with a missile from a jet it didn't even know was coming.

    • @ScratchyYard
      @ScratchyYard 18 днів тому +4

      @@RipRLeeErmey or a typhoon which isn't stealth, it was made for one purpose find somthing and kill it, and to be fast to replace the tornado and harrier, and canberra

    • @jennifersweet3740
      @jennifersweet3740 18 днів тому

      "To keep yourself from falling out of the fucking sky you piece of shit" 😂😂😂

    • @pike100
      @pike100 18 днів тому +2

      ​@ScratchyYard The Typhoon didn't replace the Harrier.

  • @realmenhavelittledogs2661
    @realmenhavelittledogs2661 18 днів тому +19

    Dude includes my favorite line from Watchmen. There needs to be an emoji for screaming loudly in pure joy while the world burns around you....that is what I need for this. Thanks bud.

  • @tommaley6907
    @tommaley6907 17 днів тому +13

    🤣🤣🤣 OEF Vet here and yup about had my drink shoot out of my nose when I heard that lmao 🤣

  • @MythicMint
    @MythicMint 18 днів тому +244

    The F-22 is the spiritual embodiment of the dude from tropic thunder, just screaming "I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"

    • @troystaunton254
      @troystaunton254 18 днів тому +5

      Les grossman

    • @norm3380
      @norm3380 18 днів тому

      Les Grossman Should be left to the Iowa or Ohio class. Lol.

    • @irishbrewgaming2296
      @irishbrewgaming2296 18 днів тому +3

      @@norm3380 give the Wisconsin a voice XD

    • @norm3380
      @norm3380 18 днів тому +1

      @@irishbrewgaming2296 Dude! Temper incarnate! Good call!

    • @AngryRadical
      @AngryRadical 18 днів тому +2

      Tom cruise in snow epic performance

  • @rosalindsmith6103
    @rosalindsmith6103 18 днів тому +452

    Love the F22 saying that he is not trapped in the sky with them, but they are trapped in the sky by him. Love the Kid 😂😂😂

    • @joeljohnson3515
      @joeljohnson3515 18 днів тому +18

      Great Watchmen reference

    • @andrewatwood4711
      @andrewatwood4711 18 днів тому +10

      ​@@joeljohnson3515😂 yep I was just about to say that's a reference to Rorschach. I love that scene in the prison lol

    • @jasonflay8818
      @jasonflay8818 18 днів тому +4

      Now THATS a future b-branding t-shirt design right there!

    • @kevboymich
      @kevboymich 18 днів тому +2

      Rorschach would be an F-22 pilot! Think of that beautiful nightmare!😅

    • @F14thunderhawk
      @F14thunderhawk 18 днів тому +1

      thats understating it though. the F-22 ensures that it can kill any opposing plane it can reach. in the Air, on the ground, or under the ground.

  • @thaliazelmer2327
    @thaliazelmer2327 18 днів тому +12

    Thank you HLC for your unique take on news, I love your delivery and characters. I also treasure the fans who comment, one of the best communities to read. Almost entirely positive, I learn something new every time, and appreciate the sincerity and goodness found here, despite the grim backdrop of war. Tickles me that there is such a cross section of fans: along with the obvious armed forces element is paleo-nerds, grandmas (like me), aeronautical engineers, storm chasers, linguists you name it.

    • @shelleymarion7412
      @shelleymarion7412 15 днів тому

      Grandma here as well. Love the videos and the comments!

  • @Real28
    @Real28 18 днів тому +10

    I dont know how you keep coming up with such banger lines for the kid, but keep em coming.

  • @hillogical
    @hillogical 18 днів тому +175

    As someone with WAY too many hours of Kerbal Space Program under my belt, I can vouch for canards being the "boosters and struts" of fixed wing aviation.

    • @BloopTube
      @BloopTube 18 днів тому +13

      Listen I cant design better, but I can design around my inefficiencies, Just. well shittily

    • @Damen178
      @Damen178 18 днів тому +11

      Yeah, canards are my cheat code for getting my crappy designs to hold still and fly straight in KSP.

    • @ironfire2296
      @ironfire2296 18 днів тому

      Ah yes the little wing as great for my disfunctional disfucntion of a space "craft"

  • @ravenmarine2015
    @ravenmarine2015 18 днів тому +118

    I feel like people don't quite understand....
    when 22 says "he's the most dangerous thing to fly since the Cretaceous period",
    he's not talking about the Dinosaurs, he's talking about the Asteroid the wiped out all the Dinosaurs.

    • @Damen178
      @Damen178 18 днів тому +10

      To be fair, that didn't exactly "fly" as much as it "dropped like a rock." More like how Grandpa Buff is going to be by the time he's given his final upgrade before his retirement in the year 3155.

    • @JohnPaulHare
      @JohnPaulHare 18 днів тому +3

      It got better.

    • @WinVisten
      @WinVisten 18 днів тому +2

      Quetzalcoatlus isn't a dinosaur, it's a pterosaur, which are also reptiles, but are a separate group. Pterodactyl is probably the most famous of the pterosaurs. The "Lock Ness Monster" looking reptiles aren't dinosaurs either, they're called Plesiosaurs.
      I assume Quetzalcoatlus is what he was referring to because it's the largest flying organism that ever is known to have existed, and had a 40 foot wingspan.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 17 днів тому +1

      ​@@WinVistenThat's all well and good, but Raptor was referring to the cyborg T. Rex with jetpack, laser cannon, and sidewinders that he drew in flight school.

    • @anonymouspotato4899
      @anonymouspotato4899 17 днів тому

      @@WinVisten Had a forty-foot wingspan, was as tall as a giraffe, had a mouth that could almost reach the ground standing up, frequently swallowed baby dinosaurs whole, and absolutely *could* swallow any human being whole as well. Literally a nightmare pelican.

  • @ComputerElectronicTechnology
    @ComputerElectronicTechnology 17 днів тому +4

    😂 I'm laughing at, "we prove that what you say it does, actually it doesn't do it, so I accidently created the most dominate aircraft for" accident!! 😂😂

  • @imanassole9421
    @imanassole9421 17 днів тому +4

    "What?? Canards???" 😂😂😂

  • @nathanengland5121
    @nathanengland5121 18 днів тому +246

    As an aerospace nerd- canards suck for stability. Their big claim to fame is that they are a more efficient way of lift generation, as rear mounted horizontal stabilizers usually generate negative lift, canards generate positive lift. However, they tend to be extremely unstable and simply aren’t great at radar cross section reduction. They make excellent sense for a fourth gen aircraft- it will be more maneuverable and able to climb more rapidly. They make terrible sense on a 5th gen style, where your primary goal is stealth, as you are generally increasing your frontal cross section and potentially your horizontal cross section as well

    • @h.a.9880
      @h.a.9880 18 днів тому +9

      So is it fair to assume that it does make sense on the Eurofighter, given that it doesn't want to be stealthy?

    • @commanderknight9314
      @commanderknight9314 18 днів тому +8

      @@h.a.9880 It does try to be reduced radar crossection so not quite stealth, but it does try to be less noticeable.

    • @nightkil13r
      @nightkil13r 18 днів тому +19

      As far as the stability goes, Thats a feature of design not of the part themselves. Take the F16 for example, It was designed to require the Horizontal Stabilizers to generate lift instead of using said lift to make the aircraft fly level, Where as the typical design(as you mentioned) has the Stabs use lift to fly level. The F16 was intentionally designed in this way to allow for better maneuverability.
      What im getting at here is, it doesnt matter what the typical design calls for with canards/horizontal Stabilizers, it matters how the engineers designed them to function, as evidenced by the F16 an intentionally being designed as "Unstable".
      Final note, cause itll bug me if i dont. Aerospace deals with the engineering of flight in space. You should have used Aeronautical instead, which deals with engineering of flight in atmosphere. Was my major before i dropped out and went back into IT(Aerospace Engineering that is)

    • @Gearhead221
      @Gearhead221 18 днів тому +13

      Basically:
      Canards on the Eurofighter or Saab Gripen? Good.
      Canards on the stupid J-20? LOL, LMAO even.

    • @archae108
      @archae108 18 днів тому

      Simple answer- use both

  • @jarretthuffin
    @jarretthuffin 18 днів тому +91

    Iraq vet here. I spat out water cause of that Thursday joke.
    Don't forget about manlove Mondays.... those are important days as well.

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel 17 днів тому

      You know how they are. Women are for children, boys are for fun.

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 14 днів тому

      You guys are such teases. Come on, explain the joke.
      Okay. Nevermind. I googled my way to an answer.". Interesting. And not that surprising, to be honest. Before gay and bisexual men in the West started to come out of closet several decades ago, there were similar things. Hell, in some homophobic US states, I promise you there are still plenty of married "straight" men who say they are going out with buddies for a drink (which might be true) but end up with their end-up.
      Source: Trust me bro. No. Seriously. Just trust me. I'll spare you my long inventory of proof.
      So in the muslim world .. Uhhhh.... Yeah. They've got such medieval ideas about women, homosexuality and sex to begin with. I bet every man that an ISIS fighter threw off a rooftop was simply a gay guy who refused to give up their booty to them. Rejection hurts.

  • @odinsson204
    @odinsson204 18 днів тому +3

    Holy crap, the kid was throwin some serious shade. 😂😂😂

  • @TheBeavadelic
    @TheBeavadelic 17 днів тому +4

    "Skittle haired kids" ......glad I didn't just take a sip of coffee b4 that one 😅

    • @ems4884
      @ems4884 14 днів тому

      This trend sounds a lot like 60s people complaining about "long-haired hippies"

    • @TheBeavadelic
      @TheBeavadelic 14 днів тому

      @ems4884 the hippies had wayyyyy thicker skin

  • @owenjennings2151
    @owenjennings2151 18 днів тому +83

    As a skittle haired person i can confirm canards are in fact gay

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 18 днів тому +9

      I second this

    • @Bluecatte
      @Bluecatte 18 днів тому +5

      Thirding this

    • @MrIrishpunk
      @MrIrishpunk 18 днів тому +1

      Hows life on that side of the rainbow?

    • @qx_sarah_xp557
      @qx_sarah_xp557 18 днів тому +3

      Came here to say this 😂

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 18 днів тому

      Can confirm. Currently humping one. Is male. Am male. Kinda loose. Definitely been gay for a minute. Cheers.

  • @ghowell13
    @ghowell13 18 днів тому +162

    😂😂😂😂" I'm not trapped in the sky with you, you're trapped in the sky with ME"
    That absolutely folded me in half😂❤

    • @HeroFighte
      @HeroFighte 17 днів тому +1

      Absolute gem

    • @shadowphoenix073
      @shadowphoenix073 17 днів тому +2

      Should have been. "Would you intercept me? I'd intercept me"

    • @ghowell13
      @ghowell13 17 днів тому

      @@shadowphoenix073 that would have been great too😂

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 17 днів тому +1

      I hoped it was coming from the title alone, and was not disappointed

  • @onerider808
    @onerider808 День тому

    Oh God, I needed these laughs so bad. This is the only news channel i’ll ever watch again. I crack up just thinking about it.

  • @miiawolf5929
    @miiawolf5929 18 днів тому +3

    as a femboy, and a huge military aircraft nerd, I laughed at "cannards are gay"

  • @Pman353
    @Pman353 18 днів тому +131

    In case anyone is wondering, canards almost completely negate stealth when they are actuated…

    • @pirobot668beta
      @pirobot668beta 18 днів тому +1

      Check again...canards have radar cross-section about the size of an F4 Phantom.
      The root of the canard is the problem; where it joins to the aircraft is a sharp corner.
      This makes a very efficient 'corner reflector'.
      Some angles of the canard are worse than others, but there is no stealth for Viggens, either.

    • @valmikabeneteau7229
      @valmikabeneteau7229 18 днів тому +22

      @@pirobot668betaI think that is what he is saying

    • @Pman353
      @Pman353 18 днів тому +12

      @@pirobot668beta that is what I was saying😂

    • @bluefleet1655
      @bluefleet1655 18 днів тому +3

      @@pirobot668beta good thing stealth wasent required for the viggens, then again, dont really need stealth when you are eating trees

    • @yankee1376
      @yankee1376 18 днів тому

      Are you saying that the canards retards stealth and J22's are gen 4/5 bastards?

  • @AngelOkie
    @AngelOkie 18 днів тому +74

    Thank for the recognition for us here in Oklahoma, and in the Midwest.
    Had an uncle close to where three tornadoes tracked, Lucky he's okay.
    Sulpher got hit the worst of us, so we're doing all we Okies can to help them. Beautiful old town, sad to see it now.
    Just wanted to say thanks Habitual

    • @Aqueox
      @Aqueox 18 днів тому +1

      Yeah, Sulphur got the worst of it all by far. Okemah was looking bad too, arguably could've been worse if it had hit.

    • @AngelOkie
      @AngelOkie 18 днів тому +1

      @@Aqueox Haven't seen it yet, but I was watching Ryan Hall's channel and it looked like a conga line of tornadoes tracking north.
      Marietta was an Ef4 apparently, first since 2016 for Oklahoma.

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it 17 днів тому +1

      Sympathies and prayers of safety and a speedy recovery from the U.K. 🇬🇧🇺🇸

    • @AngelOkie
      @AngelOkie 17 днів тому

      @@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Thanks. Only good news from this week is that the NBA team here in OK set up a relief program to assist in helping family effected.

    • @Bear-hu3rp
      @Bear-hu3rp 16 днів тому

      Tis a good day to live in Fort Gibson

  • @peytonmulder8059
    @peytonmulder8059 17 днів тому +2

    You know, we joke about how frustrated the F-22 is, can you imagine how frustrated the actual pilots are?
    They fly one of the most advanced aircraft ever built and have to stay on the bench.

  • @johnwotek3816
    @johnwotek3816 18 днів тому +5

    F-22 "Canards are gay"
    The Rafale and the Eurofighter: "not cool kid"

    • @EeeEee-bm5gx
      @EeeEee-bm5gx 17 днів тому

      I suggest you take a closer look at Europe. They're gay alright, and they love it.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 17 днів тому

      F-22: "What're you gonna do about it, Eurotrash? Gonna come fight me over it? PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND KELLY JOHNSON, COME FIGHT ME!"

  • @tfk_001
    @tfk_001 18 днів тому +126

    Storm chaser here; the April 26 tornado event was a fucking miracle. On that day, we had numerous mile wide tornados and one possible two miler, several EF4, possibly EF5, strength tornados, many of which hit cities (Omaha, Nebraska caught two). Zero deaths. One severe injury. I expected a double digit death count (I was watching on radar as I was unable to chase that day).
    April 27 had a lot less tornados and those that did touch down were weaker, but they occurred at night and were a lot more rain wrapped (thanks low level jet) and thus was a lot less of a miracle and is the reason Oklahoma is currently in a state of emergency

    • @MultiMachinegunner
      @MultiMachinegunner 18 днів тому +8

      A TWO-miler? Might as well mark it as an EF6 (I know there isn't one on the scale, but seriously, if I learned anything from the movie Twister... 😅😅)

    • @jameskarg3240
      @jameskarg3240 18 днів тому +4

      Its been kinda ugly in Texas too. Most of its NorthEast though thankfully. We just have the tailside of storms with squall-lines

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 18 днів тому +5

      @@jameskarg3240 yeah on the 27th you all didn't get much but one cyclic supercell just kept dropping tor after tor on the 26th. I hate chasing squalls because if they do drop a tornado it tends to have a lot less warning and it's a lot more likely to be rainwrapped but I'd def prefer a big squall line because they're a lot less likely to produce a really strong tornado like any of the several tornados from this outbreak

    • @tfk_001
      @tfk_001 18 днів тому +3

      @@MultiMachinegunner nah width doesn't necessarily correspond to strength. Some of the strongest tornados are only a few hundred feet while there have been mile wide tornados barely capable of EF2 damage. This one was very likely capable of EF4 and MAYBE EF5 damage but fortunately Omaha wasn't hit anywhere near as hard as it could have been

    • @jameskarg3240
      @jameskarg3240 18 днів тому +6

      @@tfk_001 Honestly: you all DO NOT get the credit you deserve. No joke, your crazy, but you know your limits and use your skill for informative analytics that have made unprecidented leaps in finding what makes storms tick. So, thank you for what you do. God willing we dont see anything like El Rino agsin

  • @allanadams5214
    @allanadams5214 18 днів тому +87

    T-Rex arms 🤣
    The Kid has something to focus on besides raccoons stealing his nuggets. LOVE IT! 😎

  • @pogveteranar9415
    @pogveteranar9415 16 днів тому +2

    The Thursday joke was awesome, glad you explained what canards are.

  • @Ritchie472
    @Ritchie472 18 днів тому +1

    Kid don't rant much, but when he does, he digs deep. Breath

  • @acerolobo
    @acerolobo 18 днів тому +116

    F-22 Always has the hardest lines

    • @Clearwood_
      @Clearwood_ 18 днів тому +11

      He does but so does Grandpa Buff.

    • @trisrenaquino8794
      @trisrenaquino8794 18 днів тому

      Because he snorts crack for breakfast and downs enough white monster to fly to the edge of the milky way

    • @acerolobo
      @acerolobo 18 днів тому +10

      @clearwood_. Yes you're right, Grandpa Buff has the best lines. The f-22 comes in second.

  • @spooge1oh1
    @spooge1oh1 18 днів тому +13

    I haven't thought about Man Love Thursday for more than 10 years. I about pissed myself with that joke.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 16 днів тому

      Thanks for the explanation. The military got even weirder _after_ I left?
      "Man Love Thursdays."
      Gotta be influenced by the kiddie-freak Kuwaiti pop music, little boys singing about their adult male lover. I thought we should've backed Iraq against Kuwait over Saud, in exchange for Sadaam putting his murderous rapist sons on trial--see how THAT changes politics in the region!

  • @erwinmerida8891
    @erwinmerida8891 5 днів тому +1

    I absolutely love the f22 character.. dont ever change..

  • @larryhood9162
    @larryhood9162 17 днів тому +1

    Jesus the Thursday joke killed me and I love the kid. I can't wait until the day they let him out to play because the videos after are gonna be FIRE

  • @Allurade
    @Allurade 18 днів тому +42

    Damn, Raptor taking Roast Game lessons from Grandpa Buff? Because that rip into the J-20 was a thing of beauty.

    • @PhilieBlunt666
      @PhilieBlunt666 17 днів тому +2

      Well grandpa buff is obviously his mentor, i love the story time about how buff was the entire gulf war 🤣 the kid is so starstruck

  • @nategoodwin3329
    @nategoodwin3329 18 днів тому +41

    Thursdays are a dark day for a weak stomach in Iraq. 😂😂😂😂 At least the goats get a day off.

    • @omarrp14
      @omarrp14 18 днів тому

      Please explain!

    • @nategoodwin3329
      @nategoodwin3329 18 днів тому +2

      @omarrp14 Let's just say it isn't the kind of NSFW you actually want to see.

    • @themooman5590
      @themooman5590 15 днів тому

      @@omarrp14 They will have relations with men and boys. Much like the catholic churches thinking back in the day a young boy is thought to be pure and without sin. Then to add to the problem you have a bunch of men growing up in this type of life and thusly see no problem with perpetuating the abuse. The thought of "I went through it, and I turned out alright." is rampant, so even with people that wouldn't gravitate toward children will do so because it's what they know.

  • @matthewbittenbender9191
    @matthewbittenbender9191 17 днів тому +1

    Raptor at the end straight up channeling Rorschach from The Watchmen. Classic.

  • @streakerofevil
    @streakerofevil 17 днів тому +1

    A WATCHMAN Rorschach reference....nice work HLC!!!!

  • @chris_wizzudz
    @chris_wizzudz 18 днів тому +21

    “Skittle hair people” always a classic 😂

  • @1idiot985
    @1idiot985 18 днів тому +119

    funny thing, the leo2a6 they have is ANCIENT at this point to the 2a7v, 2a8 and the panther(new one). Let them have it, we don’t need it. It will be outdated even more when German engineers get access to the new military budget. Still better than T-14 Armata.

    • @chemislife
      @chemislife 18 днів тому +10

      The only platforms the T-14 threatens are the ones active when the first gen Abrams rolled off the line any models after that one will pretty much laugh at it. Which means they are about 30 years behind in the tank arms race.

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 18 днів тому +7

      Plus due to the circumstances tanks are being used more as high mobility artillery rather than direct combat, so they're more than enough. Only if air superiority could be achieved, more advanced tanks would make sense.

    • @joshuasitzema9920
      @joshuasitzema9920 18 днів тому +11

      ​@@moteroargentino7944 F16s confirmed are on the way to Ukraine. With SEAD capabilities being superior to what both sides have right now, that means Ukraine might get the skies cleared up again

    • @1idiot985
      @1idiot985 18 днів тому

      @@chemislife30 Years? the 2a5 should be younger than that

    • @majesticface3631
      @majesticface3631 18 днів тому +2

      @@joshuasitzema9920 sead isn't easy, its not just launching agm 88 missiles at s400 sites, mig 29s can do that.
      air defense batteries are vert heavily defended, wacth hypops beating the s400 video to see why. You'll need to amass a bunch of sead aircrafts as well as launch decoys ect to overwhelm russian air defenses. They won't have any ew assets so that'll make it much harder.
      Optimism isn't something you can win wars with. F16s are great but Ukraine lost the tactical initiative.

  • @ethandye396
    @ethandye396 18 днів тому +1

    Thanks for mentioning us mate, we are struggling here in Oklahoma and I hope we will get through it!

  • @krullachief669
    @krullachief669 18 днів тому +1

    Honestly The Kid quoting Rorschach really works.

  • @joeg8200
    @joeg8200 18 днів тому +21

    The fact that F22 now taking lines from Rorschach makes his intercept line even creepier.

  • @carlyar5281
    @carlyar5281 18 днів тому +17

    “It’s like Thursday not exist in that part of the world anymore” 🤣
    Yup. I fell over laughing at that part!
    2:44 ⬅️fact!

  • @carterpritchard5063
    @carterpritchard5063 18 днів тому +7

    My friend lost his farm during the tornadoes that hit Nebraska, lots of trees and barns destroyed and many houses were leveled. We also got some hail which caused lots of damages mainly to cars and roofs. RIP to those who lost their lives, and prayers to the families mourning and those who lost everything.

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs 18 днів тому

    little T-rex arm style wings....
    I am DYING over here!!!!

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 18 днів тому +80

    The kid REALLY wants China to try and intercept him.

    • @Gotenhanku
      @Gotenhanku 18 днів тому +8

      The kid REALLY wants ANYONE to try and intercept him. He is NOT picky on who tries. He just wants to be fed.

    • @thrill316
      @thrill316 18 днів тому +4

      @@Gotenhanku LET. THE. KID. EAT.

    • @looking4themountain
      @looking4themountain 18 днів тому

      Yellow fever confirmed!

    • @gilliganallmighty3
      @gilliganallmighty3 18 днів тому +2

      ​@@thrill316 You don't have nearly enough exclamation points at the ent of that comment.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 17 днів тому

      ​@@thrill316He had a balloon, does that count?

  • @chthulu27
    @chthulu27 18 днів тому +10

    "I'm not trapped in here with you. YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH *ME* !"
    Fucking love Rorschach.

  • @monkeyfan250
    @monkeyfan250 18 днів тому +1

    F22 is just "insane batman" at this point and i love it😂

  • @erikcourtney1834
    @erikcourtney1834 18 днів тому +33

    Love it when the kid gets to talk shit. Just wish he was allowed to back it up.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 18 днів тому +2

      Yeah I am on the same side as him and I am scared.

    • @ryandrury6226
      @ryandrury6226 18 днів тому +1

      His day will come soon enough...

  • @appo9357
    @appo9357 18 днів тому +51

    0:57 They are Strategically Transporting Equipment to Alternate Locations

    • @charlayned
      @charlayned 18 днів тому +5

      Well, with the abilities we have, we can arrange an ICE to help them out with the tear down. (Involuntary Conversion of Equipment).

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 18 днів тому +2

      Ooh, i love these things, git half a dozen on my shirt right now. One of my favorites is from the rocket crowd tho.
      Rapid Unplanned/Unscheduled Disassembly (It blew up).
      Or Lithobraking (it crashed into the ground... and stopped!)

    • @The980Junior
      @The980Junior 17 днів тому

      @thefatelectrician

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 17 днів тому

      Not TOO strategically, or they'd've removed the lojack.

  • @tommylevi1411
    @tommylevi1411 17 днів тому +1

    God i love your videos... Great work man!

  • @DRAONWEED
    @DRAONWEED 18 днів тому +39

    The F-22 is Rorschach now,______ that is SO cool.

    • @colbunkmust
      @colbunkmust 18 днів тому +3

      ...always has been.

    • @IronBand4
      @IronBand4 18 днів тому +1

      Mixed with Dirty Harry

    • @rucker69
      @rucker69 18 днів тому

      "What do you see?" "*CANARDS*"

  • @James-bw4np
    @James-bw4np 18 днів тому +74

    Afghan vet, "Thursday" joke has me chuckling grimly.

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 18 днів тому +2

      Please explain

    • @jeremyfleshman3865
      @jeremyfleshman3865 18 днів тому

      ​@@aredjayc2858just asked my vet friend, 🤢 you don't want to know ...

    • @Catherine.Dorian.
      @Catherine.Dorian. 18 днів тому +5

      @@aredjayc2858it apparently means man love Thursday..

    • @valiensr1037
      @valiensr1037 18 днів тому +2

      As a vet who never deployed to the Middle East, could you explain the context?

    • @James-bw4np
      @James-bw4np 18 днів тому

      @@aredjayc2858 our Corpsman called it "Good Thursday, Bad Friday" since Friday would have a flood of locals coming to our medical people to suture up torn sphincters on young boys. I only heard about it from my docs. If it was "man love" Thursday, I can't say but it would not surprise me.

  • @colbycassady9063
    @colbycassady9063 17 днів тому +1

    Love your videos. They make my day!

  • @DavidWilson-gt9oq
    @DavidWilson-gt9oq 18 днів тому

    This is my new favorite. Well done sir.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 18 днів тому +15

    😂Thursday night in Iraq! That was savage, never mind Neosporin that burn will require an air ambulance to the nearest ICU burn Ward!
    Awesome video thanks!

    • @LegendaryCollektor
      @LegendaryCollektor 18 днів тому

      I dont get it

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 18 днів тому +1

      I might not get the joke, but I know I'll probably never get the answer due to UA-cam shenanigans.
      I'll still comment for boosting though.

    • @geodkyt
      @geodkyt 18 днів тому +3

      ​@@LegendaryCollektor"Man Love Thursday"

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 18 днів тому

      @LegendaryCollektor it's known as Man Love Thursday. According to some Imam, Allah is too busy to notice men having gay sex on Thursdays, so it turns into Brokeback Mountain in places like Iraq and Afghanistan. Not joking, its a thing. 🤣

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 18 днів тому +16

    I was curious about the F35 deal that had been mentioned, and found this from a few articles: it should be noted that an UAE official said and I quote "The United States remains the UAE's PREFERRED provider for advanced defense requirements and discussions for the F-35 may be re-opened in the future." the official also added that there were discussions to "address mutual defense security conditions for the acquisition". So, even when working in close proximity to China, people prefer the US when it comes to equipment. You gotta love that name brand recognition.

  • @JonThomas92
    @JonThomas92 18 днів тому +1

    "You're trapped in the sky with F-22, until NGAD is flying, then good luck with him."

  • @kibathemechanic4967
    @kibathemechanic4967 18 днів тому

    I just love the kid more every time I hear him. He definitely needs a "grounded" US F-14 hype-man living vicariously through him.

  • @Gunslinger_studios
    @Gunslinger_studios 18 днів тому +86

    That skittles people line got me dying😂😂😂😂

    • @forexed8948
      @forexed8948 18 днів тому +4

      although I know whom the joke is aimed at, I LOVE sour skittles.

    • @botspotter8379
      @botspotter8379 18 днів тому +6

      @@forexed8948 I'm going to start calling them out as Sour Skittles now. 😁

    • @forexed8948
      @forexed8948 18 днів тому +6

      @@botspotter8379 They really are like the candy because of how they demand you address them how they want to be addressed.

    • @legionx4046
      @legionx4046 18 днів тому +4

      @@forexed8948as a member of the “skittle people” i can confirm thats just a small minority of us the rest just act like normal people 🤘

    • @Lukkaboc
      @Lukkaboc 18 днів тому +2

      @@botspotter8379 I love this! I'm a skittle but not one of the sour ones now this is a perfect term to differentiate! Some of us taste the rainbow yet don't really care about pronouns. Call me ma'am, call me sir, both are respectful intent. Love Linecrosser's humor :)

  • @Garbage.geologist
    @Garbage.geologist 18 днів тому +7

    Depression never goes away, and you cover stressful news. Remember to give yourself positive distractions, reach out to friends and family, and stay strong brother.
    Slava Ukraine.

  • @dombrazil6497
    @dombrazil6497 17 днів тому +1

    That Thursday joke made me spit my tea out 😂😂😂😂😂 ex British army

  • @XaleManix
    @XaleManix 18 днів тому +1

    Daaaamn the 22 pulling out the mid-2000s burns for the canards. Sadly, I do not have skittle hair (I'm too near-bald to color and too lazy for wigs), but I am bisexual, and I am of the opinion that the joke stuck the landing.
    ... Also as someone whose understanding of how airplanes actually work is almost entirely formed by the Ace Combat series, could I humbly request someone to educate me on how canards actually work? i always thought they looked like the airplane equivalent of 4-wheel steering.

  • @anonymee7681
    @anonymee7681 18 днів тому +6

    Skittle-haired people - gonna borrow that one.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 snork!

  • @e7yu
    @e7yu 18 днів тому +5

    I'll say it again. Watching your comedic news brings calm and laughter to my life.😂👍

  • @OstblockLatina
    @OstblockLatina 17 днів тому +1

    3:06 - did you just do a Uncle Roger impression there? I love it!

  • @ericrose2409
    @ericrose2409 18 днів тому

    Your China and Russia personas always puts a smile on my face. The Kid is a given.

  • @AFlyingSwive
    @AFlyingSwive 18 днів тому +5

    "the whole midwest"
    can confirm

  • @alienicarus
    @alienicarus 18 днів тому +5

    From Oklahoma, still kicking & still got up at 4 AM to go to work today.

  • @reginaldpots5765
    @reginaldpots5765 17 днів тому +1

    Man-love Thursday is a wild thing when you learn about Iraqi culture, then you notice the homies locking fingers

  • @yanivlazimy
    @yanivlazimy 17 днів тому

    Came for The Kid as Rohrschach. Was not disappointed. Next level

  • @michaelbracho3956
    @michaelbracho3956 18 днів тому +19

    Speak the facts 22. Put that 22 from dollar store wish in its place.

  • @Kingsquad2011
    @Kingsquad2011 18 днів тому +25

    F22: "Canards are gae"
    Dassault Rafale: "On est repartis pour un tour..."

    • @benn454
      @benn454 18 днів тому +2

      Rafale and Eurofighter cope harder

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 18 днів тому

      European aircraft are garbage.

    • @geodkyt
      @geodkyt 18 днів тому

      ​@@benn454Eh, don't forget those aren't 5th Gen stealth aircraft. The disadvantages of canards aren't really a problem.for them.

    • @kateshiningdeer3334
      @kateshiningdeer3334 18 днів тому

      LMAO, when I hit the Google Translate and translated this, it says "Ducks are Gay" guess canard must mean duck?

    • @benn454
      @benn454 18 днів тому

      @@geodkyt As long as Euros remember that the USAF plays wargames with one arm and one leg tied behind its back.

  • @theplayer1997
    @theplayer1997 18 днів тому +1

    The F-22's pouty little face when someone's talking shit is so fucking funny. 😂

  • @onebadger4993
    @onebadger4993 18 днів тому +1

    the Gripen just sitting there pissed off about what the raptor said about canards

  • @SugrStrz
    @SugrStrz 18 днів тому +23

    Skittle haired person here. Canards are definitely gay.
    Side note, don't agree with all of your politics (no sense yelling about what I don't agree with cuz who cares) but I love your content none the less. Days you upload are days I laugh!

    • @nielsmichiels1939
      @nielsmichiels1939 18 днів тому

      Yeah feel the same.
      He doesn't get why students are protesting at the colleges and that israel isn't the nicest guy around the block but he does make laugh with all the rest as well.
      I love his characters.

    • @SugrStrz
      @SugrStrz 18 днів тому +1

      @@nielsmichiels1939 Same reason. I hate terrorism but also hate genocide. its not hard to see that there are bad actors on both sides but agreeing with protestors who are protesting genocide shouldnt be controversial.
      But yeah. I may disagree a bit but who cares. ya cant win every debate and you cant agree with everything. Comedy is subjective and his is enjoyable and overall he has decent takes and is smart on situations as a general so I love his content!

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 18 днів тому

      ​@@SugrStrzNot that they've been a shining beacon of morality, but if Israel's attempting genocide they're doing a pretty terrible job of it. The whole kerfuffle would have been over months ago if that were the case.
      Though I'm sure the distinction is lost on the "river to the sea" chanters.

  • @sivx17
    @sivx17 18 днів тому +25

    Few weeks back, a J20 pilot had to retreat following a confrontation with a F35 in south china sea after realizing how big of a difference in capability between the two planes.

    • @Nelsonwmj
      @Nelsonwmj 18 днів тому +6

      Gonna need a source for that bud.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 18 днів тому

      Confrontation?
      What. Did the f35 get close enough to draw dicks on its hull with the LTADS?
      The only way a hostile J20 would know an F35 was in the air before getting reduced to an environmental impact statement would be if the F35 decided to say hello with communications bandwith radio instead of targeting radar.

    • @ilikestarwars4438
      @ilikestarwars4438 18 днів тому +3

      Source? It doesn’t sound unlikely but I haven’t seen or heard about this anywhere

    • @rylanward7039
      @rylanward7039 18 днів тому +2

      A claim like that needs a source

    • @mnandeazy34
      @mnandeazy34 18 днів тому +1

      Meh kind of a stretched statement... they met like 2yrs ago, all you gotta do is freakin search "f35 meets j20" fellas.

  • @paulyguitary7651
    @paulyguitary7651 18 днів тому +1

    The kid has been trapped in the hanger so long he has all the movie quotes

  • @maxsmodels
    @maxsmodels 18 днів тому +4

    Will somebody PLEASE let the kid out to not play nice with the other kids?! 😆

  • @ralikdiver
    @ralikdiver 18 днів тому +4

    Persian Excursion Sailor grinning at the Thursday mention.

  • @LazyVanny
    @LazyVanny 18 днів тому +6

    Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures?
    I approve.

    • @haven_lady675
      @haven_lady675 18 днів тому

      Lol. I thought he got inspired by South Park.

    • @LazyVanny
      @LazyVanny 18 днів тому +1

      @@haven_lady675 Aiyah is an Uncle thing, but maybe you are right.

    • @Violent_Wolfen
      @Violent_Wolfen 18 днів тому +1

      ​@haven_lady675 Uncle did that a lot in Jackie Chan Adventures which I think it was due to due Cantonese Accent.
      Not sure if Liu Kim did the same thing or had the same accent.

  • @autumnberend828
    @autumnberend828 18 днів тому +1

    Didn't get the Thursday joke, sadly, but the canard joke had me rolling on the ground. Also loved that Ay ya! Reminds me of Uncle from Jackie Chan's Adventures.

  • @rolbuch1449
    @rolbuch1449 17 днів тому +1

    "And will be until about two years after mine came out."
    Man, this always delivers!

  • @pdongy
    @pdongy 18 днів тому +3

    No Lie, you nailed the accent. That sounds exactly like my old boss that I am convinced is spying for China.

  • @DemitriVladMaximov
    @DemitriVladMaximov 18 днів тому +5

    Not exactly related, but cool fact about Tyrannosaurus Rex is that it could one arm curl about 400-450 lbs. per arm. Still doesn't mean that the Chinese aircraft isn't as useless as an abelisaurid's arms in a fight (yes they are even smaller than tyrannosaur arms in proportion to their bodies).

  • @charlesandresen-reed1514
    @charlesandresen-reed1514 18 днів тому

    I learn so many new things about other cultures when watching this and then looking up the jokes.
    Just... damn.
    LOL

  • @combatwombat2134
    @combatwombat2134 17 днів тому +1

    From the UK, I'd like to echo our spoken-country's in-video sentiment.
    Hope you lot in the Midwest are doing okay. The footage has been awe-inspiring in the absolutely wrong way, thoughts are with you all.

  • @BOEING--mh6xm
    @BOEING--mh6xm 18 днів тому +8

    That Chinese voice was spot on lol

  • @asphelite
    @asphelite 18 днів тому +3

    keep them coming HLC! Been following you since the beginning and you never missed on any of yuor videos