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  • @frednone
    @frednone 3 місяці тому +5777

    Have you ever noticed that Russia tends to lie about how good their stuff is, while the US seems to lie about what their stuff can't do?

    • @LolUGotBusted
      @LolUGotBusted 3 місяці тому +235

      They have the best candidate. All other candidates, total losers. A big man came up to me, tears in his eyes and said "Russia Spatznaz gyatt skibidi" because a bird killed his windmill.

    • @jonbrown3227
      @jonbrown3227 3 місяці тому +350

      Yeah except the F-15 does have that ratio and theoretically can fly with no wings because of that. Not to mention it’s not only theoretical because it has actually happened 👍🏽

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 3 місяці тому +160

      that's to keep the press and politicians from spilling the beans

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 3 місяці тому +141

      ​@jonbrown3227 It needs its wings to take off, it doesn't necessarily need them to land

    • @hamzamahmood9565
      @hamzamahmood9565 3 місяці тому +102

      There's no need to flex your muscles when everyone can see them.

  • @mr.bombastic413
    @mr.bombastic413 3 місяці тому +4143

    The fact that we looked at an F-15 pilot and said “I want you to fly straight up as fast as you can and THROW an 8 foot long projectile at a satellite”

    • @weybye91
      @weybye91 3 місяці тому +303

      And the pilot was either drunk or high as a kite to agree to it

    • @shaman95naruto
      @shaman95naruto 3 місяці тому +421

      And the pilot said bet

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 3 місяці тому +215

      @@weybye91 Neither drunk nor high (except in altitude,) mission successful.

    • @weybye91
      @weybye91 3 місяці тому +20

      @@robertf3479 did I hurt your feelings with a joke

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 3 місяці тому +144

      Pilots. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They’re ah…. They… let’s just say they’re a “special” breed. Flying for them is like catnip is for a cat. How do I know? My partner is one, and he hasn’t stopped trying to convince me to go learn how to fly. I know juuuuuuust enough to understand most of what he says. Most.

  • @groundbreaker91
    @groundbreaker91 3 місяці тому +1133

    "You know how I know you don't have a hypersonic? Cause I haven't fucking designed yet for you to steal!" Damn, that was cold.

    • @BizarreCoyote
      @BizarreCoyote 3 місяці тому +48

      Same with the 'railguns' China is supposedly developing. We don't have it (though not for lack of trying), so the chances they do are very slim.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      And you believe the Pentagoon, DoD, CIA et al ...are telling the truth ?
      It's the reason why Russia and PRC decided to developed their own hypersonic missiles ... both knew U$ already has it !

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@BizarreCoyote
      Actually developing already !
      They've installed it onboard a naval ship for testing .

    • @patricktennant1585
      @patricktennant1585 3 місяці тому

      e​@peekaboopeekaboo1165 so about fifteen years after we tested one and realized the problems with them. Sounds about right

    • @MrStickthrower2001
      @MrStickthrower2001 3 місяці тому +16

      Yep. Been, there, done that. In the 90's. Too slow to reload and expensive to make when long range guided missiles will be just as efficient at 1/10000 the cost per target.

  • @johnmcanus3349
    @johnmcanus3349 3 місяці тому +451

    Russia made the common mistake of believing that a politician knows what they're talking about.

    • @madisonhasson8981
      @madisonhasson8981 3 місяці тому +10

      When you look at their President vs our President...I can understand why they would think politicians actually know what they're talking about.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 3 місяці тому

      ​​​@@madisonhasson8981Putin might be more intelligent than our geriatric leaders, but Russia isn't exactly doing great right now. It is currently predicted that up to 50% of their infrastructure will be beyond its maximum service life by 2030. Our leaders are incompetent, but even they haven't let that kind of crap fly. I don't think ordinary Russians are ignorant of their reality. Navalny's most influential act that made him the face of the Russian Opposition was him buying stock in different companies and helping to expose the corruption of the elites. Navalny was never a political threat to Putin, his threat was in those exposures of corruption. Literally lighting up the darkness in Russia.

    • @yerfriendlyneighborhoodsco3337
      @yerfriendlyneighborhoodsco3337 3 місяці тому

      psychotic liar as he is, he has a degree in "Actually educated lies"
      as opposed to "whatever taco bell slipped outta my ass, lies"
      @@madisonhasson8981

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 3 місяці тому +7

      But it is unintentionally took a playbook of Sun Tzu.
      "Appear strong when you are weak. Appear weak when you are strong." - Sun Tzu, Art of War

    • @mattgriewahn8554
      @mattgriewahn8554 3 місяці тому

      @@madisonhasson8981Russian president had to wack 2 different political rivals in less than a year. Putin has the election rigged for him to win and he still felt like he had to do that.

  • @andrewkippenhan5494
    @andrewkippenhan5494 3 місяці тому +2197

    Anti-satellite boats: Because apparently nobody has comprehended the message of "Don't touch America's boats"!

    • @donnyarmstrong9559
      @donnyarmstrong9559 3 місяці тому +51

      TFE does say that lot doesn't he.

    • @DiakronYT
      @DiakronYT 3 місяці тому +1

      To be fair, a large amount of foreign conflicts the USA has found itself happened just for this reason...

    • @rolandoredsky4254
      @rolandoredsky4254 3 місяці тому +71

      Next on the list: ASAT missiles in subs, so you down a satellite from *below* sea level. There's an argument to be made that would blindfolded as well, since the sub wouldn't be able to provide any guidance data of it's own.

    • @andrewkippenhan5494
      @andrewkippenhan5494 3 місяці тому +58

      @@rolandoredsky4254 Next on the Marine's list: Anti-Satellite Bayonets!

    • @user-qz9bi6xx6e
      @user-qz9bi6xx6e 3 місяці тому

      ​@@andrewkippenhan5494PROMOTED

  • @ClingyParasite
    @ClingyParasite 3 місяці тому +901

    US: "bet $1 million, you can't shoot down a satelite"
    F-15: "Easiest money made"

    • @jamessanders8895
      @jamessanders8895 3 місяці тому +26

      The irony being that was the operational cost for the aircraft, not the missile or test crew.

    • @smitty314
      @smitty314 3 місяці тому +15

      Should of said "Bet. Hold my beer."

    • @fredbugden6935
      @fredbugden6935 3 місяці тому +6

      Bet they spent more than a million doing it.

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 3 місяці тому +13

      @@jamessanders8895, right?
      F-15: "Done, where's my money?"
      US: "You're made of it, and it was really our bet on you, not your bet. Plus, you technically still owe us a little extra since you went over budget."

    • @mattfoltz7752
      @mattfoltz7752 3 місяці тому

      ​@@smitty314 yup.

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 3 місяці тому +157

    Keep in mind, everything mentioned here is public information. Now, imagine what is not public information.

    • @maw4734
      @maw4734 3 місяці тому +13

      I have long figured that just because SDI was never publicly pursued was no reason to believe we can't shoot down ICBMs and satellites through other means. That redonkulously overinflated military budget has yielded some crazy and frankly awesome shit over the years.

    • @ventusargentum9957
      @ventusargentum9957 3 місяці тому +11

      . . . That's a *_really_* good point holy crap.
      This is just the stuff we KNOW happened.

    • @joshuahill1246
      @joshuahill1246 3 місяці тому +10

      Just look at the SR71. One of the most advanced planes ever built, was conceptualized and designed in the 50s and early 60s in total secrecy. Then the US said, look what we have, and there's nothing you can do about it.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 Місяць тому +1

      Maybe their trying to develop a way to recreate orbital drops.

  • @gbprime2353
    @gbprime2353 3 місяці тому +99

    Here's a fun fact... a half second burst from a 50 kilowatt laser is enough to burn a hole in a titanium airframe. And if that airframe is moving faster than the speed of sound (at whatever its altitude's air density says the speed of sound is), then the properties of the air flow will MELT that hole all the way back to the tail in the fuselage... no additional laser zap needed. They did that in the late 80's. I for one do not think they set that tech aside and forgot about it.

    • @BizarreCoyote
      @BizarreCoyote 3 місяці тому +3

      I believe the new Flight III Arleigh Burkes has laser anti-air defenses (HELIOS system). So... we've gotten there.

    • @Intrepidice
      @Intrepidice 3 місяці тому +10

      Set aside? Plausible.
      Forgotten about? Never.

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 3 місяці тому +3

      We have 50 kw lasers strapped on Strykers for "missile defense" now, which are being put into the field practically, no longer prototypes. Bigger stuff on newer destroyers.

    • @agelessrebellion8271
      @agelessrebellion8271 3 місяці тому +1

      the germans had lasers back in the late 1940s i read a few reports that it was more radiation then heat itself....basically meant to irradiate the crew by using the plane as a conductor and amplifying the radiation. it was never made or pressed into service because it would require like...30-40 seconds of concentrated focus for one target. this is really not very new tech

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 3 місяці тому

      ​@@tearstoneactual9773 There are two main problems with lasers, the scenario described essentially needs to have perfect conditions (also in the case of a supersonic aircraft the laser is getting a lot of help from friction). Lasers are subject to atmospheric scattering, and thermal blooming. If there are clouds, smoke, fog, or just too much air between you and the target you will not get that result. The clouds smoke, fog, are obvious, but the too much air is due to the previously mentioned thermal blooming. The laser itself changes the properties of the media it travels through and in high power applications this takes the forms of invisible lenses where the absorption of a fraction of the radiation from the laser has changed the localized index of refraction of the air itself. What this leads to is a loss of collumation, the associated destructive quantum interference that brings, and functionally acts as a range limiter on the laser itself.
      Now, that thermal blooming issue is also responsible for the second problem with lasers, which is that they don't scale well. Remember the thermal blooming is caused by the air absorbing a fraction of the radiation emitted right? The thing is, that fraction? Doesn't change as it depends on things like temperature, elevation (more correctly, air pressure), humidity, and even the absorption characteristics of the particular localized mix of atmospheric gasses between the laser and the target along it's column. All things being equal if 1/1000th of the radiation emitted by a 30kw laser is absorbed into blooming, then 1/1000th of a 1 megawatt laser will ALSO be absorbed into blooming. The problem here is that 1/1000th of one megawatt is significantly more than 1/1000th of 30kw on an absolute scale. So all effects of thermal blooming will be increased, which will have more of an effect on collumation. So sure, you are powering through but you're doing so in a very inefficient manner and it rapidly becomes impractical to power large lasers in atmosphere.
      Notably, none of this applies in space. In space, lasers are going to absolutely rule. Since there's no effective way to transfer heat to the vacuum of space (except for radiation, which means shiny surfaces are going to become the bane of lasers in space) you could focus a 30kw laser to the size of a pinhead and, with an advanced enough tracking system and associated moving parts, punch a barely perceptible hole through a critical component to take out a satellite without completely destroying it and exacerbating Kessler Syndrome. Unfortunately, even if you build a Gigawatt level laser in space, firing at a ground target is likely going to be a "no can do buddy" due to thermal blooming.

  • @justblack333
    @justblack333 3 місяці тому +2035

    "I'm competing with myself now" 😂😂 I'm dying over here!

    • @zankou5611
      @zankou5611 3 місяці тому +37

      Realistically we ALWAYS get into mock fights with other allies just see what else we can make absolutely insane 😂.
      We lose on purpose just to see what kind of ideas float out of our minds
      😮😮😮😮

    • @davidgray3061
      @davidgray3061 3 місяці тому +13

      Don't stop me kid, I'm on a roll

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 місяці тому +15

      It's not a joke. We test agsinst the most advamced challenges and equipment available, which is our own. To test against other would be to start downgrading. Nothimg funny about it, just cold hard logic, to be the best, you habe to beat the best.

    • @someguyfromtheinternet5102
      @someguyfromtheinternet5102 3 місяці тому +22

      "Nobody wanted the smoke so i decided to kick my own ass"
      God it feels good to be american.

    • @SirBedevereTheWise
      @SirBedevereTheWise 3 місяці тому +5

      Yeah that killed me too... I watched this 4 times now just to see that part again 😂

  • @DanBacksIide
    @DanBacksIide 3 місяці тому +1500

    This smells like a job for space force

    • @BOKCGrizzlyWarlord
      @BOKCGrizzlyWarlord 3 місяці тому +79

      They’re actually going to do something

    • @xavierthemild825
      @xavierthemild825 3 місяці тому +64

      Looks like they finally have a reason to get funding.

    • @johnthompkins9593
      @johnthompkins9593 3 місяці тому +33

      Spelled Air force wrong.

    • @insertnamehere6659
      @insertnamehere6659 3 місяці тому +89

      @@BOKCGrizzlyWarlord Let's be honest, we ALL want the Space Force to do something. Still feel like it should be called the Space Corps or something. Give the Marines something to transfer into when they get sick of the Navy being pricks.

    • @trystatearea
      @trystatearea 3 місяці тому

      ​@@johnthompkins9593🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @Thorn19774
    @Thorn19774 3 місяці тому +44

    One of my favorite quotes from the airforce about deesigning thr ATF(the program the F22 was a part of) "The ATF will have the same tactical advantage over the F15 that the F15 has over the Goodyear blimp."

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 3 місяці тому +5

      I know that doesn't mean Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms, but I want to believe that you mean them anyway, just because it's funner.

    • @Project_VideoGame
      @Project_VideoGame 3 місяці тому +2

      awh hell nah, border control made the 22?

    • @maw4734
      @maw4734 3 місяці тому +2

      Poor Goodyear Blimp out here catching strays, man

  • @Norbrookc
    @Norbrookc 3 місяці тому +30

    Not to mention that back in 1962 we actually did set off a nuke in space (Starfish Prime). From which we learned that it was an outstandingly bad idea to do that.

  • @coffeegonewrong
    @coffeegonewrong 3 місяці тому +1662

    I was trying to explain this exact information to my wife yesterday. Didn’t know about the US Navy having a satellite kill.
    So that means the only group without one is… Space Force?

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 3 місяці тому +182

      That’s cause they are still working on getting stuff, also cause their main logistics base is the former main logistics base of the Air Force from the Cold War.

    • @thehackmycomputer
      @thehackmycomputer 3 місяці тому +110

      Wouldn't it technically be Space Force, Coast Guard & Army without satellite kills then?
      Marines is an arguable one as while they are technically "part" of the Navy, they are held up as their own branch. 🤷‍♂

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 місяці тому

      @@thehackmycomputer Notice how the coast guard and Army aren't speaking up? Yeah, THEY'RE not divulging national secret milestones. at least for now, just wait until someone says a 'X' can't fire and and shoot down a satellite

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 3 місяці тому +101

      @@thehackmycomputer Technically Coast Guard does, just that all the actual military equipment that is theirs is kept and registered under the Army, Air Force, and Navy until such a time as when the Coast Guard is mobilized by the US government and set to a war time effort as our full 4th military branch.

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 3 місяці тому +39

      Give em time theyve only existed for like 4yrs😂

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 3 місяці тому +525

    ...We can make a Death Star....
    *WE CAN MAKE A FUCKING DEATH STAR.*

    • @ThatsNotMyArm
      @ThatsNotMyArm 3 місяці тому +59

      Bum bum bum bum ba-bum bum ba-bum
      Bum bum bum bum ba-bum bum ba-bum

    • @cosmicyoumomsfavoritgamer8471
      @cosmicyoumomsfavoritgamer8471 3 місяці тому

      Plz don't give uncle sam any more reason to tax me

    • @watchm4ker
      @watchm4ker 3 місяці тому +49

      Technically, it'd be Starkiller. Planet-based superlaser, and all.

    • @eugenideddis
      @eugenideddis 3 місяці тому +16

      Effectively, no. I don't remember off the top of my head, but the resources required to make a moon-sized space station would require multiple solar systems.
      Outside of that... the warp drive would be the hard part that is entirely theoretical.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@eugenideddisbut how much resources to convert the moon into a moon sized base?

  • @EricSwordswinger
    @EricSwordswinger 3 місяці тому +39

    I was actually on the USS Lake Erie for that shot, wasn't personally involved as my rating was Personnel Specialist, but it was cool to be on the ship for it and the guys who actually made the shot were pretty smug for a month or so afterwards.

    • @hauntedhouse7827
      @hauntedhouse7827 3 місяці тому +5

      There is literally nowhere you can hide from american firepower.

  • @MacOriginalGamer
    @MacOriginalGamer 3 місяці тому +27

    The F-22 has been around longer than most people know.

    • @Tarcisius_
      @Tarcisius_ 3 місяці тому +1

      It had a naval variant in a naval combat sim for DOS called Harpoon. Using it is basically an "I win" button for air-to-air combat.

    • @MacOriginalGamer
      @MacOriginalGamer 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Tarcisius_ I thought I was the only one who knew about it. lol

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 Місяць тому

      ​@@Tarcisius_DOS you say? Gods, there's not much I'm America I'm proud of, but the fact that our scientists come up with this kinda stuff while working on computers less powerful than my graphing calculator, it's a good feeling knowing we've got that kind of smarts on our side

  • @andie_pants
    @andie_pants 3 місяці тому +180

    In China, R&D stands for Requisition and Disassembly.

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 3 місяці тому +4

      Good one.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Funny false narrative and disinformation.
      In regards to aircrafts/missiles:
      J-12 Nanchang isn't sourced from a Super Sabre sample unit.
      J-8 I & II aren't sourced from the USSR samples.
      Q-5 isn't sourced from a USSR sample.
      K-8 isn't sourced from a foreign sample .
      J-20 isn't sourced from a sample of the MiG or F-22/35 .
      Z-19 isn't sourced from any foreign sample.
      DF-17 isn't sourced from a U$ sample.

    • @andrewroberts3187
      @andrewroberts3187 3 місяці тому +6

      I'm stealing that one

    • @WE_DONT_LIE
      @WE_DONT_LIE 3 місяці тому

      ​@@andrewroberts3187 jUSt liKE tHE GrEAt cHinA

    • @andie_pants
      @andie_pants 3 місяці тому +2

      @@andrewroberts3187 Haha, be my guest. I heard it in the Air Force. 😄

  • @humantwist-offcap9514
    @humantwist-offcap9514 3 місяці тому +644

    Had a giggle about US officials claiming we didn’t have an answer for it. The US was designing orbital weapons and counters for them nonstop during the Reagan presidency until everybody signed a cute little treaty. Trust me Russia, if you violate that treaty the next step is permanent Kessler syndrome localized entirely over Russia at all times

    • @edwxx20001
      @edwxx20001 3 місяці тому

      like the oceans, space is solely an American privilege that we let the rest of the world use.

    • @blue_ish4499
      @blue_ish4499 3 місяці тому

      They would evaporate youre whole house and familiy stupid fuck 😂

    • @lanefunai4714
      @lanefunai4714 3 місяці тому +85

      There's a difference between "not having it" and not having it.

    • @watchm4ker
      @watchm4ker 3 місяці тому

      Yeeeaaah, that's kinda the problem with Kessler Syndrome. If it goes, then LEO will become a No Fly Zone of hypersonic debris encircling the entire planet, and it's not entirely certain if, let alone when, atmospheric drag would deorbit it all. And that's assuming it kicks off in LEO. If you hit GEO, that's NEVER coming back down.

    • @pennjazz
      @pennjazz 3 місяці тому +68

      To be fair, most politicians talk out their azz anyway...

  • @ShadowcZ-pu9gl
    @ShadowcZ-pu9gl 3 місяці тому +8

    When I heard the news my first reaction was “ there is no way in hell the USA doesn’t have at least 5 counters to nukes in space “

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 3 місяці тому

      I had my doubts about 5, but turns out, they actually might have 5 lmao.

  • @mosesmm5473
    @mosesmm5473 3 місяці тому +42

    You know, there is a timeline out there where China does design a hypersonic missile and US steels it, and when China complains, the US would just say 'Not so fun when it happens to you, is it?'

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      5G patents from Huawei in the U$ ...
      😎
      Murica doesn't really follows even it's own rules.

    • @Gunni1972
      @Gunni1972 3 місяці тому

      What if USA finds out, that chinese missile is full of chinese tech? Or worse: full of Nvidia and AMD hardware? (Jen-Hsun Huang and Lisa Su are cousins after all).

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@Gunni1972
      It ain't a problem .
      U$ permitted it to be sold .

    • @metalgear6531
      @metalgear6531 3 місяці тому

      @@Gunni1972 China slinging RTX Game Missiles... 💀

  • @DragonWarrior11
    @DragonWarrior11 3 місяці тому +360

    "i haven't designed it yet for you to steal" HLC your quotes are ALWAYS on point

    • @andrewachterhof2062
      @andrewachterhof2062 3 місяці тому +1

      Some stuff is also from the chubby electron guy

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Perpetuating falsehood .

    • @GintaPPE1000
      @GintaPPE1000 3 місяці тому

      Not quite true in this case though. The US has a large number of hypersonic test vehicles that could’ve easily been weaponized - we chose not to because it meant buying fewer MRAPs, while the Chinese didn’t.

  • @Guardias
    @Guardias 3 місяці тому +186

    Expecting any politician to have even a basic understanding of history is too much to ask these days. Idiocracy in action.

    • @christopherliljenstolpe8036
      @christopherliljenstolpe8036 3 місяці тому +12

      A basic understanding of history, international security / diplomacy, etc. sad but true.

    • @rednovastrum2475
      @rednovastrum2475 3 місяці тому +12

      i think like 3% of our current governing body knows history (those being in the lower in the totem pole like mayors and governors)

    • @TheIhealme
      @TheIhealme 3 місяці тому +13

      To be fair, most of them lived through it, you would think that they would remember it.

    • @WowCreativeUsername
      @WowCreativeUsername 3 місяці тому +9

      ​@@TheIhealmeAnd yet we got a bunch of them sucking up to Russia even though they lived during the cold war.

    • @ReficulDrakul
      @ReficulDrakul 3 місяці тому +1

      Hell expecting a politician to have any level of intellect is Idiocracy in action.

  • @wayausofbounds9255
    @wayausofbounds9255 3 місяці тому +25

    In Russia a project failure ends in an 💥
    In the US a project fails when it's .05 degrees off target or 5% slower than expected.
    In China project fail due to dirty Xerox machines.

  • @kaneo1
    @kaneo1 3 місяці тому +13

    People need to get copies of _Red Storm Rising_ and _Cardinal of the Kremlin._ Granted, those books are also over 30 years old, but Clancy even then did a great job of explaining even then how our technology worked.

    • @robertcartwright1408
      @robertcartwright1408 3 місяці тому +2

      Red storm rising is a great read. It was the book that got me hooked on clancy.

    • @kaneo1
      @kaneo1 3 місяці тому +2

      @@robertcartwright1408 F19 Ghostriders are still something I wish were real. Nighthawks are cool, but...

    • @nathanjimenez2640
      @nathanjimenez2640 3 місяці тому

      I'm curious. What are those 2 books about?

    • @jaywatson8720
      @jaywatson8720 3 місяці тому

      I don’t know about Tom Clancy. Guy must’ve been an insider because I remember the heartbeat sensor in one of his books and that turned out to be a real “future” thing.

    • @WonderingWildWanderingRose
      @WonderingWildWanderingRose 3 місяці тому +3

      There's a reason authors like Tom Clancy were being interviewed in the days after 9/11 to help us understand what happened and the new world we seemed to have entered.

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 3 місяці тому +223

    “104 and 0, look out below!” (and above)

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 3 місяці тому +9

      (Drops laser guided jdam while climbing for the ceiling for that satellite kill)

    • @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask
      @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask 3 місяці тому +3

      I'd like this comment but at the moment your like-dislike count is 104 and 0 so...

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 3 місяці тому +2

      The F15 Eagle has 140-0 (and they never let you forget that)

  • @insertnamehere6659
    @insertnamehere6659 3 місяці тому +514

    Can't wait for our R&D to develop exo-atmospheric interceptors for the Space Force! What a time to be alive.
    Edit, 11 hours after posting: why

    • @philkovach948
      @philkovach948 3 місяці тому +24

      What makes you think we don't have an exo-atmoshperic system?

    • @uncleartysbarandgrill
      @uncleartysbarandgrill 3 місяці тому +27

      Probably have. I don’t think they would have created the space force if it didn’t have some kind of offense weaponry.

    • @jacqueschouette7474
      @jacqueschouette7474 3 місяці тому +35

      Space Force is probably watching re-runs of Stargate to see the design of one, so anytime now, they will classify the whole series and you won't be able to watch it any more.

    • @gregpearce
      @gregpearce 3 місяці тому +43

      ​@@jacqueschouette7474that would touch off a brushfire civil war scenario. Star Gate fans are SERIOUS about their show.

    • @richtravis9562
      @richtravis9562 3 місяці тому

      look up "blackstar". 2006 AW&ST. note: it doesnt exist. note: the F-117 didn't exist in the 80's

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 3 місяці тому +19

    As soon as the “maybe you should try what China does” line happened I went “and steal our ideas.”

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      U$-led sanctions on PRC ever since it's founding in 1949 ...
      Then came the Soviet split in 1962 ...
      Also the GLF and GPCR ...
      Even after the "normalization" of U$ ties in 1979 ... advance technology restrictions to PRC were still intact !
      U$ isn't accusing PRC of stealing 5G patents .

    • @shannonrhoads7099
      @shannonrhoads7099 Місяць тому +1

      The Great China make all things in Great China. Great China Strategically Transport Equipment to Alternate Location. You no accuse Great China of crime.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 Місяць тому

      China developed or own 5G and quantum computers .

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 3 місяці тому +142

    "I got a case of the Fuck Around" is just USA in general.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +1

      USS Liberty ... Vietnam ... 9/11 ... Afghanistan ...

    • @james-ud9lp
      @james-ud9lp 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 bear in mind he never said anything about winning or losing the conflicts he just said that that is America in general. A permanent case of fuck around and find out

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@james-ud9lp
      Ah, okay.

    • @Gunni1972
      @Gunni1972 3 місяці тому +1

      @@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Argentina, Euromaidan (Ukraine), Ecuador,Nicaragua,Honduras, Kongo, Iraq, Iran, Kosovo, Russia. You couped them all, and Yet...HERE WE ARE. (Because people don't like to work for american companies, if it's their economy, that goes to shit).

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@Gunni1972
      U$ have an unofficial policy of destabilizing other nations for it's greed .

  • @mewmix26
    @mewmix26 3 місяці тому +209

    This sounds like the response is going to be getting Rapid Dragon in space

    • @noahgianno346
      @noahgianno346 3 місяці тому +19

      Launched by a sea dragon

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 3 місяці тому +20

      Eh... first we'd have to make sure everything has (or improves) onboard IFF. Wouldn't want a stray to accidentally bye-bye HBO.

    • @Theover4000
      @Theover4000 3 місяці тому +12

      @@rcslyman8929sharp nose exhale from me for that joke my guy, good one. Bye bye HBO 😂

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 3 місяці тому +6

      Anyone else wondering, now, about the contents of those classified launches that went up from USAF/USSF via SpaceX in the last couple months?
      It sounds like we have Putin and his administration on eyes and ears eight ways to Sunday, so if we'd heard about these plans a few months before sending up those classified payloads, could be that they're some kind of ExAt countermeasure.
      The timing really stuck out to me. Just spitballing, though.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      ​@i-love-comountains3850
      Nah ...it came after the Tucker/Putin interview .
      Disinformation from U$ Gov-Military .

  • @melissawillingham5762
    @melissawillingham5762 3 місяці тому +10

    😂😂 Ok but seriously!! I could totally listen to you giving in depth history lessons. I've never enjoyed hearing about history more than i have watching your content. I think it would be awesome to see a long form history type lesson, obviously weilding that sword and light saber during the lesson 😂

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 3 місяці тому +2

      Have you checked out The Fat Electrician?

    • @melissawillingham5762
      @melissawillingham5762 3 місяці тому

      @@tearstoneactual9773 no I haven't unfortunately. What's the channel about? I'm sure I'll have to check it out... Edit: thank you!

    • @andrewroberts3187
      @andrewroberts3187 3 місяці тому

      He's way to HLC because he isn't political.

  • @wakcedout
    @wakcedout 3 місяці тому +7

    when america looks at china and says "at least russias fucking trying!! you just steal my shit."

  • @TheElly750
    @TheElly750 3 місяці тому +197

    Politicians should really learn to think before talking. To this day i consider this to be one of the most important lessons i've learned.

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 3 місяці тому +16

      That would require them having a singular brain cell that isn't cancerous.)

    • @JonathanScarlet
      @JonathanScarlet 3 місяці тому +10

      Why would they? Talking is the only thing they know how to do, and MAN do they love doing it.

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 3 місяці тому +14

      Counterpoint: If politicians make us look like a joke it'll goad our enemies into fucking around, which gives us an excuse to make them find out

    • @pauljanetzke
      @pauljanetzke 3 місяці тому +16

      "Politicians should really learn to think" I'd be happy if they made it that far.

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 3 місяці тому +4

      Ever heard of a post turtle? Cause thats what most politicians are😂

  • @Zanthum
    @Zanthum 3 місяці тому +168

    Also India shot down a satellite in 2019. India. It was a big deal because they didn't prepare it for the debris to quickly deorbit so a number of satellites including the ISS had to make emergency maneuvers to avoid the debris cloud as it continued to orbit and spread out. There were serious concerns about India initiating a Kessler storm at least temporarily. But thankfully the last large trackable piece finally deorbited in 2022.

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, turns out space combat is a really, really bad idea because the debris it creates can easily knock out critical satellites and there's currently no way to really clean it up.

    • @FelixIsMyName
      @FelixIsMyName 3 місяці тому +24

      The concern was over what can't be tracked though? Remember even a tiny fragment is doing what 18,000 mph?

    • @Zanthum
      @Zanthum 3 місяці тому +22

      @@FelixIsMyName exactly, and those tiny pieces don't have the drag to bring them down quickly.

    • @orko714
      @orko714 3 місяці тому +19

      Yeah and we told them not to do that shit again.

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@orko714
      Didn't China also do this recently without telling a single soul?

  • @RiseofNick
    @RiseofNick 3 місяці тому +8

    "Don't stop me, kid, I'm on a roll here". That killed me, hands down.😂

  • @michaelh3053
    @michaelh3053 3 місяці тому +3

    “You know how I know you don’t have a hypersonic? Because I haven’t designed it yet for you to steal.”
    That line is freaking gold!

  • @iamnolegend2519
    @iamnolegend2519 3 місяці тому +99

    1:33 Don’t stop me; I’m on a roll.
    Perfect!

    • @EligibleBubble
      @EligibleBubble 3 місяці тому +3

      He’s having such a good time, he’s having a ball

    • @sebastianmoreno1572
      @sebastianmoreno1572 3 місяці тому +1

      yeah, new punchline against the kid xD

  • @raymondg7565
    @raymondg7565 3 місяці тому +73

    Nailed the Chinese on politics, foreign relations, and business in one.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Nah ... it's basically falsehood.
      It's like how the U$ perpetuated lies against the Japs, Koreans and Chinese (🇹🇼) ...of merely copying everything from the Americans !

  • @Kharmatos13
    @Kharmatos13 3 місяці тому +5

    Dude we've been competing with ourselves since the fall of the Soviet Union.

  • @jjww30
    @jjww30 3 місяці тому +5

    To quote a smart man, “Space is big. Really, really big.”

    • @maxanderson9187
      @maxanderson9187 3 місяці тому

      Well, it IS a long walk to the chemist's...

  • @sandrasausville9103
    @sandrasausville9103 3 місяці тому +248

    Guess Russia doesn't know about space force or the star wars project?? Mess around and find out

    • @MasterCode86
      @MasterCode86 3 місяці тому

      the Star Wars project failed.... officially. Look, i am seeing a pattern, the japs thought the same thing about the Manhattan project, U.S went 'we got biggest bomb ever" Japan went "no you don't" and the u.s was like "bet" and dropped the sun on them TWICE!
      Can we all as species agreed not to fuck with the psychopath with more firepower than god!? how is this a hard concept for you to grasp people? If you keep fucking around U.S is going to delete half the planet and then we all be fucked!

    • @boyscouts83712
      @boyscouts83712 3 місяці тому +11

      They don't know the power of the dark side

    • @Jordan-ud4qv
      @Jordan-ud4qv 3 місяці тому +10

      @@boyscouts83712the power to have nukes in space is insignificant next to the power of the force
      - Vader, probably
      Also the Star Wars project was basically a massive anti-nuke shield

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Jordan-ud4qv I did a paper in college about the SALT 2 treaty...in 1981. And the US bailed on the ABM treaty in 2002. The politicians AND Russia should pay attention in class.

    • @davidgoodnow269
      @davidgoodnow269 3 місяці тому

      Uh . . . yeah, about that.
      Reagan drove the Soviet Union into _bankruptcy_ by literally spending so much money on R&D that the world's biggest banks had to choose _which side_ to loan money, instead of backing both sides.
      But that _took_ two sides for there to be a race, and lasers was _the one thing_ that the Soviet Union managed to out-do us in a limited way: They built an eight-inch bore, belt-fed, _laser,_ machine-gun. It fired Pulse Plasma Cartridges through a Free Electron Laser bore, to turn six-ton satellites in geosynchronous orbit into welding slag.
      Then they quit firing "tests" because we begged them to stop, because the splatter off their targets was taking out other satellites.

  • @slyjester3315
    @slyjester3315 3 місяці тому +26

    Russian Space Nukes sounds like an awesome punk band

    • @os2mac
      @os2mac 3 місяці тому +4

      Right up there with the "secret jewish space laser corps"

    • @kateshiningdeer3334
      @kateshiningdeer3334 3 місяці тому

      ​@@os2macI love how Ben Shapiro makes jokes about the Jewish Space Laser on his show... makes me giggle pretty much every time!

  • @justinwolf7490
    @justinwolf7490 3 місяці тому +3

    Your Chinese character keeps getting better 😂! Thank you for keeping us up to date and making us laugh at the same time HLC!

  • @djramennoodles
    @djramennoodles 3 місяці тому +2

    This was 2 and a half of the greatest minutes of my day!

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 3 місяці тому +150

    "We design everything ourselves here in China!"
    Noo, not really. You _manufacture_ a lot of the parts, granted that's because of skinflint corporations, but every time you try to _design_ something you cheap out, because your economy is as stable as your infrastructure.

    • @racingflash6292
      @racingflash6292 3 місяці тому

      The great has left china the moment construction workers opened a path through the "great" wall with an excavator.

    • @Continus
      @Continus 3 місяці тому +25

      That, or the funding went to someone's pocket and lied about how stable and great their creation is.

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 3 місяці тому +10

      for example...... _looks at the controversy about the Chinese Water Missiles_

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 3 місяці тому

      im surprised we didnt immeditally hop onto china when we heard about that@@airplanemaniacgaming7877

    • @cjwong
      @cjwong 3 місяці тому +5

      Stable as Tofu

  • @GreebleClown
    @GreebleClown 3 місяці тому +56

    Yeah, Russia, even I learned about our space lasers and satellite missiles in grade school, and I’m just a civilian. Hell, I was learning about it a few years or while it was happening. We didn’t exactly keep it secret.

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 3 місяці тому +6

      The running joke about the "Star Wars" program is that it was meant to bankrupt the USSR. I joke that it wasn't suppose to succeed in creating a weapon.

    • @markc2643
      @markc2643 3 місяці тому +6

      The problem for Russia is they expected we were being as truthful as they are about the capabilities. They haven't caught on yet that we only release info when we have something better already in the pipeline. I knew that when I was in the AF in the 80's. I'm sure it's as true today.

    • @ScyBlade
      @ScyBlade 3 місяці тому

      @@markc2643 I can't speak for when we have something better, but I do know that the US Navy will not officially release information on the maximum speed our ships can go. Anything above 30 knots? Sorry, that's classified information. We do not like our enemies being able to plan for our capabilities. Just look at the USSR/Russia. Look at what happens when we decide to create something that can compete with their claims. We keep creating something that can surpass the lies our enemies spread about their capabilities. We do not want them to do the same to us.

  • @xlightdub92x
    @xlightdub92x 3 місяці тому +3

    Always be afraid of what the military shares with the public. If they release it, it means there’s something new and more dangerous model being developed or actively being produced and used

  • @Zanza1463
    @Zanza1463 3 місяці тому +3

    When I heard them say that we didn't have anything that could shoot down satellites, I was dying from laughter cause i knew about the 2 satellite kills from you and FE, plus I had just listened to the Unsuscribed podcast episode where you mention the lasers that are in "testing".

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 3 місяці тому

      I knew about the f15 and Starfish Prime nuking space. Both would work, but, i didn't know about the ageis or lasers.

  • @superdave8248
    @superdave8248 3 місяці тому +478

    The sad thing is our school system is failing about 90% of our children. But the other 10% are figuring out things like what to create to replace things like hydrogen bombs. Sometimes I think we over engineer $%^ just to confuse the hell out of anybody who tries to steal it and recreate it.

    • @shinigamiryan5837
      @shinigamiryan5837 3 місяці тому +55

      I had explained that the school system is fucked to co-workers. I was the last successful graduate of a school and remember the dumb shit I heard. Even more so when you realize most teacher unions are fucked, a lot of teachers are now either working a second job or leaving due to their pay not meeting the bare minimum for some odd years, the student debt they acquired, let alone how schools are funded, and this is even before talking about what is actually being taught in each state. Mind you, school teaching a decade ago was already being called a failure: it's getting worst. It's unsurprising it's failing so many kids: it had been failing kids for years prior.
      It's bad. Just bad.

    • @kevinlangley2748
      @kevinlangley2748 3 місяці тому +5

      And yet I see neither of you armchair heros doing a damned thing about it. This video also had fuckall to do with the education system so try at least staying in the correct lane while you're at it.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kevinlangley2748hey buddy, we ain't a fucking mirror nor a projector so stop trying to project things and if you wanna complain about no one doing anything? Then do it yourself you two bit failed gaming console, like seriously why in the good lords name did your Brain decide to make this stupid comment? Are you trying to be edgy? Didn't eat breakfast? Are you fucking tired? Seriously your not doing anything yet you wanna talk shit so as you said stay in your fucking lane please the rest of us don't like to see accidents

    • @gamemusicify
      @gamemusicify 3 місяці тому +25

      ​@kevinlangley2748 did you watch the video and the part where he said lawmakers don't know history? Don't know why you seem so quick to be wrong the man said very early on we should force lawmakers to have that education in them

    • @alphamaccao5224
      @alphamaccao5224 3 місяці тому

      I know you're an inbred hick with a massive idiot complex but uh... THERE IS NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE ON THE LOCAL LEVEL. Funding is set by the states, general support is set by the feds. In kansas I can't do shit because the majority of the voters are genetically deficient inbred shitbags who believe anything fox news tells them. @@kevinlangley2748

  • @user-vf3zr8zx7x
    @user-vf3zr8zx7x 3 місяці тому +32

    I lived in China for 5 years……. That accent is right on.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому +1

      Native Mandarin speakers have almost identical accent when speaking in English .
      Joe Wong still have the accent .
      Joe Wong actually tells jokes that's good .
      In contrast to Tony and Shane that do insults for laughs .

  • @terryfisher4850
    @terryfisher4850 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm not going to lie, that shit about the sailors just getting nailed for selling secrets hurt! Way to stay on point HLC

  • @xXTheVigilantXx
    @xXTheVigilantXx 3 місяці тому +2

    As soon as China said "I have not stolen anything" my knee-jerk, instinctive, reaction was to go "Bullshit!"

  • @jacobhansen8015
    @jacobhansen8015 3 місяці тому +49

    Once I found thins channel it was an instant sub.
    Also that quip about China not having a hypersonic because we haven't done it yet was brilliantly delivered

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      It's fake news though. 🤷
      PRC tested theirs ...before the public display on their foundation day .

  • @razgrizraven
    @razgrizraven 3 місяці тому +79

    Ah F-15 and variants Uncle Sam didn't want. One with thrust vectoring and one that was stealth. I think the only Sukhoi craft that could be a threat would be the 37 and 47, but Russia didn't fully commit. I now have a need to rescue those planes from Putin.

    • @Argento_Wolf
      @Argento_Wolf 3 місяці тому +9

      They probably got burned or stained with ketchup by their inventors when they suffered a strange illness that was terminal

    • @brendankelly2653
      @brendankelly2653 3 місяці тому +8

      An SU-47 with US engines would be monstrous, especially that F22 2D thrust vectoring. That 3D thrust vectoring seems like it hides unreliability factors. Poor planes are probably sitting in a Russian museum.

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu 3 місяці тому +8

      @@brendankelly2653 it's not even true 3D vectoring. it's cantered. The problem is they need to develop a flight interface for 3D thrust vectoring to make it worthwhile because your feet is only operating on 2D rudders. Plus. Russia's semiconductor and even software technology is far far behind which is needed for a comprehensive and SAFE avionics.

    • @RoundShades
      @RoundShades 3 місяці тому

      @@Shinobubu , wouldn't a sensible flight interface at this stage of the game, just be fly by wire? Too complicated for a human to control, this isn't gundam or star wars pod racing after all. Computers with sensors have a chance to keep control of it within a reliable range, ofc if the sensors get wet you end up with a scrapped 2b dollar b2, a b2 for 2b as it were, but humans would just be unable to control it through maneuvers broadly across the board.

    • @hansmadani8687
      @hansmadani8687 3 місяці тому +1

      @@brendankelly2653 not even in museum, they put it on planes graveyard.

  • @turtal5406
    @turtal5406 3 місяці тому +3

    You don't have it because I haven't designed it yet... GLORIOUS!

  • @FeralDayASMR
    @FeralDayASMR 3 місяці тому +3

    I love how he makes america just america and the jokes are top notch and you somehow always learn something new

  • @dannydersman8932
    @dannydersman8932 3 місяці тому +61

    Before we thought Family Guy always did it first. Now we know Uncle Sam was always 30 years ahead 😂

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Yup ... War is a racket !
      It's why the Deep State pulled out of the ABM treaty with Russia in the early 2000's .

  • @matthewfrank2498
    @matthewfrank2498 3 місяці тому +15

    "Walk softly and carry a big stick" - President Theodore Roosevelt. We want / need the best weapons so we don't have to use them.

    • @KnittingPasta
      @KnittingPasta 3 місяці тому +2

      I thought it was talk softly

    • @Gunni1972
      @Gunni1972 3 місяці тому

      "Walk softly, or you will stumble over your own big dick", is what i hear out of that.

  • @LRK-GT
    @LRK-GT 3 місяці тому +2

    This was the most 'raw and real' episode, yet.

  • @TR-fo4ql
    @TR-fo4ql 3 місяці тому +18

    "You know how I know you don't have a hypersonic? Because I haven't designed it yet for you to steal!" Effing gold.

  • @joesmutz9287
    @joesmutz9287 3 місяці тому +2

    Back when Armageddon came out, the government panicked and decided to make anti-asteroid weaponry
    My father won't talk about the project, but it apparently worked

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 3 місяці тому +27

    Associates Degree? I think a High School Diploma (and the right video games), would suffice.
    But let's be honest, none of them even passed high school legitimately

    • @Semparo
      @Semparo 3 місяці тому +5

      They went to Highschool? Always figured their parents bought them a Diploma

    • @christopherliljenstolpe8036
      @christopherliljenstolpe8036 3 місяці тому +4

      Some did, some, documentary evidence, did not.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Sen. Cotton vs TikTok CEO ...
      Pandering to his base of closet bigots and War freaks .

    • @philliphuffman6222
      @philliphuffman6222 3 місяці тому +1

      ahh yes war thunder the key to knowing all sorts of things governments don't want you to know.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Sen. Cotton ...
      Panders to his base which include closet bigots and War freaks.

  • @user-pp1ni2jy3f
    @user-pp1ni2jy3f 3 місяці тому +40

    Time for Buff's old friend, Nike Zeus, the nuclear tipped Missile that was almost deployed 60 years ago.

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 3 місяці тому +4

      Should we press the button?
      Nike Zeus: Just do it

    • @thryce82
      @thryce82 3 місяці тому

      well hawk is still about. fun story. in missile R&D therre is a term called a birdie. it means an external wtf? It comes from the hawk program. Originally the missile system would do these crazy traxks. engineers couldnt make sense of it. turns out the radar would get a return of these endangered species at their test range. It would track the metal id tag they had and would go active and basically microwave the poor birds.

    • @frednone
      @frednone 3 місяці тому

      Heck, if you are going nuke, wish for the Sparten.

  • @neeleynonea
    @neeleynonea 3 місяці тому +1

    This video actually makes me feel better than anything else i have seen.
    I really appreciate your knowledge, sense of humour and I absolutely enjoy your map talking videos.
    Thank you for your work.

  • @evilfingers4302
    @evilfingers4302 3 місяці тому +2

    "you know how I know you don't have a hypersonic, cause I haven't fucking designed it yet for you to steal"

  • @ELDRGW
    @ELDRGW 3 місяці тому +40

    Let's not forget we nuked space in the 60s so Russia is only 60 years behind us starfish prime for the win .

    • @edwxx20001
      @edwxx20001 3 місяці тому +11

      It was a very scary test, way more satellites to lose nowadays.

    • @luketorpedo
      @luketorpedo 3 місяці тому

      @@edwxx20001 Yup, if Russia is looking at something like this they'd do well to scrap the idea ASAP. There would be no better way to make enemies with the entire world than detonate any nuclear weapon in earth orbit again with the economic and technological damage it would do to EVERY country, including themselves. I find it strange though it was suggested they'd be "developing" such a weapon. Pretty sure they and the US would have something that could be rigged into trigger this way at altitude with little to no effort... but it's just a terrible idea to do.

    • @jakubw.2779
      @jakubw.2779 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@edwxx20001not only satelites, the 60s space tests were abandoned because of falling radiation and fears of burning the ozone layer.

    • @andrewhawkins6754
      @andrewhawkins6754 3 місяці тому

      @@jakubw.2779 And EMP-ing an entire state too. Can't forget that lol

  • @dr.floridamanphd
    @dr.floridamanphd 3 місяці тому +18

    “Because I could.”
    Damn right!

  • @watzittuyah8047
    @watzittuyah8047 3 місяці тому +3

    I absolutely LOVE your chinese accent! It's adorable and hilarious at the same time. 🤣

  • @Vulpine407
    @Vulpine407 3 місяці тому +3

    While I'm not usually one for political cartoons, I do remember one in the 80's where the Russians and the U.S. are sitting at a table to discuss America's "Star Wars" program (-yes, that was a thing in the early 80's) -and the Russian military types are sitting there with $#!%%ing bricks expressions because Darth Vader is sitting on the U.S. side.

  • @Neo__The__Tv_
    @Neo__The__Tv_ 3 місяці тому +25

    Ya know, politicians should have at least an associate degree in American history. Thats a good idea

    • @trailblazer632
      @trailblazer632 3 місяці тому +4

      No no its not 😂 theyd all think the us was a racist country that started in 1619 or some such bullshit

    • @SoloRenegade
      @SoloRenegade 3 місяці тому +1

      just don't forget teh Democrat (communist) college professors teachitne hhistory classes though......

    • @paulmcgrath2175
      @paulmcgrath2175 3 місяці тому +5

      Just a passing grade in HS civics class would be good start.
      Schumer would be out of a job.

    • @kateshiningdeer3334
      @kateshiningdeer3334 3 місяці тому +1

      Just a reminder: Hillsdale College has great, and honest, US History classes for the general public. Available online. Check 'em out!

    • @SoloRenegade
      @SoloRenegade 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kateshiningdeer3334 I attended a college and took an Early American History class, and the professor was very Hands-off. The students were all already raging leftists. The books used actually DID teach teh truth, but the students ignored ALL of it. But the professor was powerless to do or say anything to them. You could tell he was afraid to interfere.
      I debated Every student, Every ridiculous response, cited sources from the assigned reading which they clearly didn't read.
      I still have copies of ALL my books and source materials we were assigned in class, as well as saving copies of EVERY single debate in the entire class.
      I aced the class. But I unfortunately think most everyone passed. If I was the professor, I'd have failed probably 90% of them. They didn't learn a thing.
      So, even when the books are good, and the professors know the truth, they are threatened and unable to do what they need to for fear of losing their jobs.
      There are still a few good schools out there. but not many.

  • @WillSmith-wo2qt
    @WillSmith-wo2qt 3 місяці тому +10

    Sounds like the Space Force just ordered F15s and some new rockets😂

  • @jaw0449
    @jaw0449 3 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for saying out loud the part we all want to

  • @alibby22
    @alibby22 3 місяці тому +1

    "I'm just competing with myself right now" that one is gold.

  • @articusramos808
    @articusramos808 3 місяці тому +12

    You know if America is mad if metric
    is used and not imperial. You done went the wrong way on a one way street.

  • @KishoshimaDragonash
    @KishoshimaDragonash 3 місяці тому +78

    Who pissed in America's Cheerios this morning.. gaht DAYUM he was salty AF LOL

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 3 місяці тому +12

      He's air defense, this probably his close to home for him.

    • @madisonhasson8981
      @madisonhasson8981 3 місяці тому

      I think it was the news today that pesticides are in Cheerios and those pesticides cause infertility.

  • @vahnkala
    @vahnkala 3 місяці тому +3

    dude if styropyro can make a handheld super laser, then the United States has made that but like 100x more powerful

  • @DarkMatterX1
    @DarkMatterX1 3 місяці тому +4

    Real quick about the 2008 shootdown. The USS Lake Erie fired a RIM-161 SM3 at the satellite. The satellite itself was about the size of a small sedan. The satellite wasn't actually the target. The target was an office wastepaper basket sized fueltank containing deadly hydrazine fuel. The fear being that if the tank was not destroyed, it was possible for the fuel to make it to earth without burning up and creating a nightmare toxic spill.
    So, to sum up:
    In 2008 the United States Navy fired a missile at a wastepaper basket 220km in space going 20,000MPH and hit and destroyed it in one shot.
    E: typo - _offuce > office_

  • @ObiwanNekody
    @ObiwanNekody 3 місяці тому +17

    ABC news botched their headline and called them 'Intergalactic' missles. Galactic escape velocity from Earth is something like Mach 950-1700. These would be threatening but as they are still slower than Superman I'm not so concerned.

    • @comet.x
      @comet.x 3 місяці тому +9

      intergalactic?
      the fuck are they thinking Russia is shooting at, Andromeda?

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 3 місяці тому

      It's ABC they are morons over there.

  • @Tmccreight25Gaming
    @Tmccreight25Gaming 3 місяці тому +6

    1:45 "If you wanna *BE* the man, you gotta *BEAT* the man!" - Ric Flair

  • @Agent-Strawman
    @Agent-Strawman 3 місяці тому +13

    I love when America goes Absolute Dad Energy on everybody. Bear in mind the the US decided it was way too expensive to arm space in the 80's when we found out that we could shoot down our own satellites from a jet.

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      Weaponize outer space ...
      U$ most likely already have done it clandestinely .

  • @kylepatterson8087
    @kylepatterson8087 3 місяці тому

    Congrats on going over 500 thousand followers. Keep up the great work and amazing videos as always!! Some of us that have been around for a while are really enjoying the progress from the very beginning to now.

  • @chaoticinkinc.3145
    @chaoticinkinc.3145 3 місяці тому +4

    I saw this on the news yesterday and I was like "yeah, and? We can shoot nukes into space, too, and our nukes actually WORK." $50 says only one in ten of theirs can even launch and then only one out of THOSE ten will actually make it into the upper atmosphere while the others just go up the same way as most V2 rocket tests: ten feet then fall back down and explode.

  • @jlokison
    @jlokison 3 місяці тому +9

    We also considered using nuclear tipped balistic missiles to destroy or blind satellites in orbit... back in the 1960s.

  • @mdyas1711
    @mdyas1711 3 місяці тому +3

    I just look at what's coming out of Russian and think to my self, "Wait that's the plot to GoldenEye......."

  • @Fadaar
    @Fadaar 3 місяці тому

    the hypersonic bit does bring up a good point

  • @claywatterson1195
    @claywatterson1195 3 місяці тому +10

    I'm calling it now, when the Air Force retires the F-15, the Space Force is going to grab it for it's ability to shot down satellites. Maybe grab a few ships as well.

    • @Intrepidice
      @Intrepidice 3 місяці тому +5

      Imagine the budget hearing. "So, did I get this right. You, the Space Force, wants money required to get an aircraft carrier full of F-15s?"
      "Yes"
      "Why?"
      "Movable space interceptors"
      "You must be kidding me. Don't you want anything else? "
      "Some F-22s and B-52s would be fun"

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 3 місяці тому +16

    “Just in case you’re wondering a 1,000 kilowatts is 1 megawatt” russia be like; -huh 🤔 you learn something new everyday 😂😂😂

  • @VechsDavion
    @VechsDavion 3 місяці тому

    I love this channel.

  • @Nunya1biznass-hm4mj
    @Nunya1biznass-hm4mj 3 місяці тому

    This one is awesome man! I’ve listened to it at least 5 times.

  • @Professor_GonZo
    @Professor_GonZo 3 місяці тому +12

    Didnt anyone else read "The Cardinal of the Kremlin"? Tom Clancy knew, why doesn't everyone else?

    • @vfrhawk7633
      @vfrhawk7633 3 місяці тому +5

      Or Red Storm Rising - Buns Nakamura if memory serves?

    • @Professor_GonZo
      @Professor_GonZo 3 місяці тому +2

      ⬆️⬆️⬆️ This guy knows his Clancy.
      I read the double edition of those two books I had to tatters.

    • @vfrhawk7633
      @vfrhawk7633 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Professor_GonZo Yeah, my copy of RSR fell open at the chapter where the frisbees went in. As a second fave I always rather liked Patriot Games - or the later one's with weaponised Ebola. Terrifying.

    • @Professor_GonZo
      @Professor_GonZo 3 місяці тому +2

      @vfrhawk7633 the Iceland subplot is my favorite. It really humanized the whole book for me in a way the European Theater didn't.

    • @vfrhawk7633
      @vfrhawk7633 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Professor_GonZo yes, the rest of the plot was somewhat more about the equipment, that was almost entirely about people. Incredible it was published 38 years ago.

  • @mitchellbailey7030
    @mitchellbailey7030 3 місяці тому +11

    Fucking LOVED IT!!! All we needed was FLORIDA getting involved and “butt chugging RedBull” then going at China!!! Love your stuff BROTHER 🫡🫡
    I needed a laugh and YOU DELIVERED, THANK YOU 🙏🫡

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      HLC perpetuating falsehood using humor .

    • @KnittingPasta
      @KnittingPasta 3 місяці тому

      ​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165
      Hmmmm got any info to back that up?

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 3 місяці тому

      @@KnittingPasta
      J-12 Nanchang isn't a "copy" or reverse-engineered of the Super Sabre .
      J-8 II isn't a "copy" of any Soviet jets .
      Jh-7 isn't a "copy" of any foreign jets .
      J-20 isn't a "copy" of the MiG or F-22/35 .

  • @way2tired2
    @way2tired2 3 місяці тому +1

    "Because I haven't fucking designed it yet for you to steal" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 still rolling a minute later.

  • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
    @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 місяці тому +1

    the lack of knowledge exhibited by politicians sometimes is really fucking alarming...

  • @RoseKindred
    @RoseKindred 3 місяці тому +35

    And now with 3D printers, "you have toys that can take down satellites?"
    Yes, an exaggeration, for now. We can make a lot at home now.

    • @thomasschulz2167
      @thomasschulz2167 3 місяці тому +8

      Dude with some backyard chemistry, a 3D printed missile casing and a Arduino based guidance computer you've got the makings for a home brew Surface to Air laser guided missile. Heck there were UA-cam videos of some guy in the midwest documenting his progress of duplicating the Javelin 6 ish years ago. Home brew is insane nowadays.

    • @MapleCakeTheLion
      @MapleCakeTheLion 3 місяці тому

      You can already 3D print something to shoot down drones, I'm sure someone will try and see how many batteries they can plug into it before it explodes.

    • @Gunni1972
      @Gunni1972 3 місяці тому

      @@thomasschulz2167 Nice, so the FBI HAS REASONS to search everyone's house. Copy that shit. Just a click away from a "National security risk". Hmmh I like the smell of homegrown bullshit in the morning.

  • @dxn0001
    @dxn0001 3 місяці тому +12

    I've seen the old ruins of what is supposed to be part of the old laser base from the 90's, it's what i've been told.

  • @22yhjjjj
    @22yhjjjj 3 місяці тому +1

    The fact that there was a thing called "Hellstuff" absolutely sends me lmao

  • @timdahl8912
    @timdahl8912 3 місяці тому

    I just love it when you put new stuff out. You just make my day!

  • @Kleon6276
    @Kleon6276 3 місяці тому +8

    That last line made me spit out my drink involuntarily 🤣 love your content. Thanks for the fun

  • @ashtonfrancis112
    @ashtonfrancis112 3 місяці тому +22

    ohhhhhhh yeah Rods of god time

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 3 місяці тому

      Nukes are probably easier to set up in orbit, rather than hauling a bunch of tungsten telephone poles, which aren't that accurate and don't have as much force as you'd think. (Conventional artillery is about as destructive.)

  • @wesleymoore8413
    @wesleymoore8413 3 місяці тому +3

    The smile on my face when you mentioned HELSTF. 😂😂
    The amount of stuff that has been made and came out of White Sands is wild. 😂

    • @DarkMatterX1
      @DarkMatterX1 3 місяці тому

      One word.
      MARAUDER.
      Look into it.

  • @adendarican640
    @adendarican640 3 місяці тому +1

    I'm addicted to this channel atp