*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
"Nice, but hostile. Like the Geese," is now going to be my go-to summary of the Canadians. It even has a Genuine Canadian Stamp of Approval thanks to you.
As a Canadian, I'm dying right now. lmfaoo that was too funny, but I'm proud of Ukraine for beating our world record. Next conflict, we will take it back. lol
Easy there, bud. In order for you guys to have a next conflict, that means we Yanks have to go and directly intervene somewhere and then tag you in. I don't know if you've been paying attention lately, but folks seem to get a bit, um, "snippy" when we do that. We might need to take a break for a minute. Let's sit back and let some of the little guys get some EXP.
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
The F-22 being portrayed as gullible enough to fall for a panel van with "free Intercepts" because he's so deprived of/eager for actual combat always gets me.
Blue ball fighter isn't actually gullible. He wants any excuse to get out of the hanger and introduce someone to god. He dosent care who or what. He's America's 'find out'
"Yeah, we just used that to get you in the van, you're ours now" Crying with joy "You mean... you mean to tell me... you INTERCEPTED ME!? I've never been so happy in my entire life" as the van proceeds to glow white with the unmatched power of the U.S. defense budget. Loving the GDI PFP BTW
I swear. Canada is like that weird upstairs neighbor that is always nice, and polite, and one day goes totally postal, and takes out a whole office building. Then everyone in the apartment complex says "He was always a nice, quiet person, kept to himself mostly. We never saw it coming."
Oh, Canada has never hidden our bodies. We're not some quiet mass murderer. We're quite out and open about what we do. "The War-Crime Hat" is the best descriptor ever. Especially coming from a country that has the most military spending of the next ten countries. Combined. Nine of which are allies. We. Scare. Them. With a tiny, although well trained, military force.
Canada for me is like that sweet neighbour who did some very very very redacted things for MI6/the CIA in the 80’s and you just know behind the smiles he could easily switch back to cold war mode.
"Hey, Russkie. Say 'I'm going to burn all the maple trees'." "I'm going to burn all the maple trees?" "OHH, _CAAAANADA!!"_ *"We're sorrey, but your free trial of talking sh@t just expired dere, bud."*
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
The Hague: "OK, and next on the agenda is..." Canada: "Hey there, it's yo' boy!!!" The Hague *Knocking Back "The Canadians Have Shown Up Again* Quadruple Shot*: "Oh for fucks sakes, WHAT THIS TIME???"
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
My favorite line is from like 10 months ago when Canada says “I’m about to stop saying sorry” and America, England, Scotland, and Australia all just say “shit” “shit” “shit” “shit” in a row. This feels like one of those moments ua-cam.com/users/shortszD8N6ddCQo0?si=WHildNjmMbWrrcIg
Yeah, it's pretty much: we're very nice, until we're very not. Then we make sure no one who knows how "un-nice" we are can tell others about it. Public image and all, you know.
That was honestly the reactions I was getting from Canadians about that shot. They absolutely came back with technicalities. Didn't realize Canada was as proud of their shot as they apparently are.
If they want to talk technicalities then no one, including the Ukrainians have ever beaten the true world record holder because everyone after GySgt Carlos Hathcock, USMC has been a bitch and used a fancy precision rifle with high end, hand crafted ammo and a scope that can see the face of god. Gunny Hathcock set the original world record with an open bolt machine gun and a, by modern standards, rudimentary scope he'd pulled off the hunting rifles the Marine Corps was using as 'sniper rifles' at the time.
We take our moose rifles seriously up here. Unlike the US, who thinks we're unarmed, that's only because we don't have many pistols up here. Rifles, OTOH... We have tons of those. And know how to use them. And hunt Megafauna with them. And bears. And rural Canadians have them because they know what the most dangerous thing in the Canadian wilderness is, and are prepared. Hopefully. That dangerous thing? Other Canadians.
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Careful now guys. ivan is also working on his other new toy. Mig41. Yeah. Ivan is the only dude who can "work" on 3 aircraft. Su57, Mig 41 and Su75 with a budget less than Texas.
@@SCH292 They have significant advantages in their Procurement process. Their people aren't any more corrupt than ours, their labor costs are about 20%, and their executive compensation is based on production performance rather than stock performance. They also execute anyone in their military who gets caught concealing testing failures. On the other hand . . . .
That canada reaction has the same energy as a speedrunner coming out of retirement to smash the world record he lost just to retire right after that again.
@@MegaJani "So, Canada's latest sniper record was from Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, and hit the target just beyond the orbit of Luna. ... There are some decrying that it doesn't count because the 'sniper' in question used an orbital defense platform to take the shot..."
I can do you even better. This literally just happened in FF14. Famous speedrunner hadn't just retired, they had gone poof. So someone named Pint on UA-cam literally broke the record to get him to come back as a way to conduct a wellness check and it worked. Based as fuck
@@Bluecatte That is actually what I was referring to, believe it or not. Literally hours after pints upload, and nails the Kugane viewpoint jump to style on him.
Being Canadian, I think my absolute favorite are the unfair stereotypes against us... Like we're just gonna charge over the hill downing syrup like it's beer, riding our polar bears and screaming Oh Canada.
That would be nice, but unfortunately the help for Ukraine is in the low gear. I understand f-16 requires retaining and takes time, but those longer-range atacams and tauruses would've been much more useful at the start of the counteroffensive, and that's only one example. Looks like people pay too much attention to the "red lines" drawn by the Kremlin, despite knowing - and having seen multiple times - that they are a bluff. This costs momentum and lives. PS I'm not Ukrainian, but my heart bleeds
Military pilot one: "This is what happens when you divert funds from the military to the medical field!" Military pilot two: "It's a good field! Just give it a chance!" Parachutes tear up.
"if you smell maple syrup and here oh Canada coming from over the Ridgeline just run," Hahaha couldn't have said it better myself there bud. We Canadians are a lot like a polar bear. Most people just think we're cute cuddle bugs, but the ones that know, know.
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
I once had a veteran friend of mine put it this way, "Canada's the corn-fed country boy in the corner, drinking beer, enjoying being in company. Until someone steps up and throws hands at a friend of his. Then he stops the fight. Hard. Fast. Brutal. And orders another beer."
This one had me cracking up the whole time damn near. I love how the Candians are owning it in here. "We're polite. But, we bring the war crimes like grandma brings the love." haha
35; “does anyone know what the Su 75 checkmate looks like? -it looks like you but it came off of wish with a learning disability” pretty much like anything in the russian military… 😂
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Us Americans are crazy all the time, so other countries know we're scary. But Canada is known for niceness, when they show their craziness, *Its terrifying* ... Also nice song F22
in ww2, the first Canadians sent were death row conficts who were told "if you kill enough germans, you get to come back home with a clean slate". they left a bit of an impression and this is why about a quarter of the geneva "suggestions" exists.
Canadians are nice, polite, diplomatic traders of raw goods. Because we know what we're like in War. "We do not wish to war. Bad things happen in war. We're the ones that make them happen. Again. And again. And again. Give peace a chance. The alternative, is frigid cold. ... And Canadians know COLD."
@@glenchapman3899 fellow Kansas dweller! Where I'm at if a tree-flavored-kool-aid-man took a potshot at us we'd fire right back, nothing but open fields and nowhere to hide lol
@@Canadiancoinguylisten snipers are trained to go for the body since it's a larger area... If your gonna call yourself a sniper you should know the basics 😂
@@mugenokami2201 The airforce allready has a themesong. Like, officially. All of the branches do. IMO only the Marine's is any good. The USAF's is Wild Blue Yonder.
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
OMG... Can't Breath! Laughing too Hard! "If you smell Maple Syrup and hear Oh, Canada! coming from the other side of the ridgeline then just run!" Absolutely one of the Top 5 funniest things I have heard on this channel so far!
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
I feel like the UK should spend more time paying attention to all the Hamas supporters in its own borders then be worrying about Israel. Things are messed up when UK citizens can't wave a Union Jack for their veterans day because it might offend someone, but the cops won't do anything about the increasingly aggressive hamas sympathizers because "there's too many of them"
The fact that the name of the rifle the Ukranian used is "Lord of the Horizon" (or Horizon's Lord, I've seen it called both) and fires a 14mm casing necked down to hold a 12.7mm bullet is just the best
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
haven't heard "chucklefuck" since i stopped hanging out with my childhood best friend...his dad taught me all kinds of cool new combinations for the words my mom taught me when she was pissed at my dad 😂 shit, man, brought me back, thanks for the chortle
At that Distance for the sniper shot, even at Mach 1 it would take about 11 seconds for the bullet to get there. To put it in D&D terms, you fired your shot and two rounds later they take the damage.
Sniper bullets travel faster, with muzzle velocities up to 1200m/s. So it was more like 4-8 seconds. However I didn't look for a specific rifle being used
it seems like it was Ukrainian "Lord of the Horizon" with .50cal 114mm cartridge. Muzzle velocity 1000m/s, becomes subsonic after 2400 meters. Whoever was on the receiving end had split second to rethink his life choices. And you are right, you can shoot multiple ones before first even have reached the target.
Like everyone else...LOVE these. Hate to repeat...NEVER stop with these. All that said, what's the deal with even America getting soft on their support for Israel in your skit? I hope that's just for the skit. If not, I'll still love your skits. They're CLASSIC!
Canada: Famous for saying sorry Also Canada: Ex full-time warcime enthusiast, the reason for a good chunk of the Geneva convention, 'technically not a warcrime' tattooed on their arm, _the carpet is bleeding. _*_A lot._*
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."* Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Never stop making these, man 🤘🏼😂🖤 I learn more about current events than most places and you’re hilarious doing so! Love from the Forbidden State, Ohio 💀
As a Canadian I appreciate how accurately we are portrayed. Nice, but hostile. Like the Geese
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
"Nice, but hostile. Like the Geese," is now going to be my go-to summary of the Canadians. It even has a Genuine Canadian Stamp of Approval thanks to you.
HONK!
Like the Geese. 😂
Geese aren't nice, though...
As a Canadian, I'm dying right now. lmfaoo that was too funny, but I'm proud of Ukraine for beating our world record. Next conflict, we will take it back. lol
I think the Bering Straits just became a free fire zone...
Easy there, bud. In order for you guys to have a next conflict, that means we Yanks have to go and directly intervene somewhere and then tag you in. I don't know if you've been paying attention lately, but folks seem to get a bit, um, "snippy" when we do that. We might need to take a break for a minute. Let's sit back and let some of the little guys get some EXP.
Bud there's timmies in magadan we gotta fuckin go come on
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Easy there tiger, remember you used American ammo to make that shot, in three attempts. Against a suicidal opponent.
The F-22 being portrayed as gullible enough to fall for a panel van with "free Intercepts" because he's so deprived of/eager for actual combat always gets me.
It won't be "free intercepts" but "FREE USE MIGS".
Blue ball fighter isn't actually gullible. He wants any excuse to get out of the hanger and introduce someone to god.
He dosent care who or what. He's America's 'find out'
"Yeah, we just used that to get you in the van, you're ours now"
Crying with joy "You mean... you mean to tell me... you INTERCEPTED ME!? I've never been so happy in my entire life" as the van proceeds to glow white with the unmatched power of the U.S. defense budget.
Loving the GDI PFP BTW
@@gilliganallmighty3 no, spare parts is more likely.
I swear. Canada is like that weird upstairs neighbor that is always nice, and polite, and one day goes totally postal, and takes out a whole office building. Then everyone in the apartment complex says "He was always a nice, quiet person, kept to himself mostly. We never saw it coming."
It’s more like the one who seems like the pillar of the community, only to find later all the bodies buried in their crawl space
that...hits just a little too close home, due to some terrible incidents at residential schools in this country.
that said, it was mostly due to the priests running the places
Oh, Canada has never hidden our bodies. We're not some quiet mass murderer. We're quite out and open about what we do.
"The War-Crime Hat" is the best descriptor ever. Especially coming from a country that has the most military spending of the next ten countries. Combined. Nine of which are allies.
We. Scare. Them. With a tiny, although well trained, military force.
Canada for me is like that sweet neighbour who did some very very very redacted things for MI6/the CIA in the 80’s and you just know behind the smiles he could easily switch back to cold war mode.
Russia: *quotes Ice Cube*
America: "Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch! I was there when it was written"
dont do this to cs lewis
I love how I haven't even touched those books in years but I still have that scene in my head 😂
"Hey, Russkie. Say 'I'm going to burn all the maple trees'."
"I'm going to burn all the maple trees?"
"OHH, _CAAAANADA!!"_
*"We're sorrey, but your free trial of talking sh@t just expired dere, bud."*
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Like a frozen little Jekyll and Hyde.
I heard this comment. 😂😂😂
Eh dere ruskie, you fuckin hungry? Aww yea we got some timmes right 'ere bud, mhm here ya go (DUCK BOYS!) *explosions and screams of fear and pain*
I mean we are the biggest producer and exporter of Maple Syrup in the world, so yeah don't mess with our money.
I'm Canadian and I'm dying of laughter from the "If you smell maple syrup and hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run." line 😂
The best line he's ever had is "Canada is the reason for the Geneva convention"
When the soory stops, the war crimes start, had me dying. Canadian motto: it's not a war crime the first time.
The Hague: "OK, and next on the agenda is..."
Canada: "Hey there, it's yo' boy!!!"
The Hague *Knocking Back "The Canadians Have Shown Up Again* Quadruple Shot*: "Oh for fucks sakes, WHAT THIS TIME???"
"WHAT DID THEY DO THIS TIME!?!?!"
It’s only a war crime if you leave witnesses.
@@maxxod1 Or evidence.
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 Just sprinkle some vodka on it and blame Russia.
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I find it hilarious that as soon as I heard that we Canadians lost the world record sniper shot I had the exact same reaction as Canada
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Pain
I'm sorry, but when were geese every nice???
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980why are you doing this? Why copypasta on every comment? Don't you have anything better to spend time on than this?
@@whatisahandle_69 Your jealousy over not having anything clever or intelligent to say is amusing.
My favorite line is from like 10 months ago when Canada says “I’m about to stop saying sorry” and America, England, Scotland, and Australia all just say “shit” “shit” “shit” “shit” in a row. This feels like one of those moments
ua-cam.com/users/shortszD8N6ddCQo0?si=WHildNjmMbWrrcIg
My favorite episode also.
Scotland and Australia are just jealous of Canada's reputation.
Absolutely😂😂
@raymondcroteau not by as much as you might think. Aussies got some scary history there.
Lets just hope Canada doesnt declare war on those damn war prepared birds known as cobra chickens @@samuellubberts5194
As a proud Canadian, this is one of my favorite of your videos. "When the soorry stops the war crimes start" is hilarious 😂
It's never a war crime the first time
@@mrcvictorominous 😂
@@jamesgiggey9953 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇬🇧🇨🇦🇺🇲🇬🇧🫡🫡🫡
It's only a war crime if you lose😉
Yeah, it's pretty much: we're very nice, until we're very not. Then we make sure no one who knows how "un-nice" we are can tell others about it. Public image and all, you know.
Excellent theme song. High octane, high tempo, involves drug use. That's definitely the F-22 theme's song.
😂😂😂 facts!!!
So what fuel does the F-22 use?
HIGH OCTANE with a splash of
Great white cover was the best version of that song
@@axeblade346 Redacted, cuz that shit's still classified.
@@MrJakeros ua-cam.com/video/i9ROT_o4q30/v-deo.html
I think it’s cruel to give the kid this much character development just before NGAD comes and takes his job
NGAD???
Beep-boop, do not worry fellow plane, we will intercept you. --NGAD
@@ernestodominguez2778 Next Generation Air Dominance
@@ernestodominguez2778
NGAD = Next Generation Air Dominance
NGAD's an upgrade feature. The Buff will be the Beta test for NGAD.
PLEASE run. We want our record back so the further the better. Thanks bud.
That was honestly the reactions I was getting from Canadians about that shot. They absolutely came back with technicalities. Didn't realize Canada was as proud of their shot as they apparently are.
If they want to talk technicalities then no one, including the Ukrainians have ever beaten the true world record holder because everyone after GySgt Carlos Hathcock, USMC has been a bitch and used a fancy precision rifle with high end, hand crafted ammo and a scope that can see the face of god.
Gunny Hathcock set the original world record with an open bolt machine gun and a, by modern standards, rudimentary scope he'd pulled off the hunting rifles the Marine Corps was using as 'sniper rifles' at the time.
We take our moose rifles seriously up here. Unlike the US, who thinks we're unarmed, that's only because we don't have many pistols up here. Rifles, OTOH... We have tons of those. And know how to use them.
And hunt Megafauna with them. And bears. And rural Canadians have them because they know what the most dangerous thing in the Canadian wilderness is, and are prepared. Hopefully.
That dangerous thing? Other Canadians.
From a Canadian, legit congrats to that sniper man, we held that record for a long time!
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Eh will have it back within two years
Imagine a volunteer goes over just to try and break that record
It wouldn't surprise me if it were Canadian snipers that trained the record breaker. 😅
@@TheEDFLegacy Honestly the likelyhood of that being the case is higher than it isn't.
“It looks like you but it came off of wish with a learning disability” nah bro that send me dying💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
But it's *fact!*
Me too 😂😂😂😂
Careful now guys. ivan is also working on his other new toy. Mig41. Yeah. Ivan is the only dude who can "work" on 3 aircraft. Su57, Mig 41 and Su75 with a budget less than Texas.
@@SCH292 They have significant advantages in their Procurement process. Their people aren't any more corrupt than ours, their labor costs are about 20%, and their executive compensation is based on production performance rather than stock performance. They also execute anyone in their military who gets caught concealing testing failures.
On the other hand . . . .
It was the learning disability bit that got me.
"you did not just quote the great Ice Cube to me...alright listen here chuckle fuck..." im dying hahahaha
As a canadian this is my first time hearing about our record being broke..... *the eye starts twitching* it wont be for long
That canada reaction has the same energy as a speedrunner coming out of retirement to smash the world record he lost just to retire right after that again.
I mean, shots over two miles are basically lottery.
Tho I'd like to see how lucky Canada can get
@@MegaJani "So, Canada's latest sniper record was from Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, and hit the target just beyond the orbit of Luna. ... There are some decrying that it doesn't count because the 'sniper' in question used an orbital defense platform to take the shot..."
I can do you even better. This literally just happened in FF14. Famous speedrunner hadn't just retired, they had gone poof.
So someone named Pint on UA-cam literally broke the record to get him to come back as a way to conduct a wellness check and it worked.
Based as fuck
@@Bluecatte That is actually what I was referring to, believe it or not. Literally hours after pints upload, and nails the Kugane viewpoint jump to style on him.
Sounds like the American trips to the Moon.
My Canadian coworker let out an ominous dark laugh at that last part.
Stay on his good side that’s the only good advice I can think of that MIGHT work
Both comment and reply have me dying. 😂😂😂
Being Canadian, I think my absolute favorite are the unfair stereotypes against us... Like we're just gonna charge over the hill downing syrup like it's beer, riding our polar bears and screaming Oh Canada.
What do you mean? My bear is ready and my mug is full. Let’s charge!
When did you upgrade from all of the moose... meese... moosen? (luv u B. Reagan)
@@guiltyspark659when it’s winter we ride polar bears. Come snowmelt we switch over to moose.
I shall have tankards of the finest maple for my Canadian brothers of the north for when you return
Can I move to Canada? It sounds like you guys have all the fun. 😂
Nothing on UA-cam brings me more joy than these videos.❤
You can practically hear Canada growling "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" between the lines :)
That would be nice, but unfortunately the help for Ukraine is in the low gear. I understand f-16 requires retaining and takes time, but those longer-range atacams and tauruses would've been much more useful at the start of the counteroffensive, and that's only one example. Looks like people pay too much attention to the "red lines" drawn by the Kremlin, despite knowing - and having seen multiple times - that they are a bluff. This costs momentum and lives.
PS I'm not Ukrainian, but my heart bleeds
Just watch, Canada will find a way to make a shot across the bering strait or something, just to have the record back...
I'm pretty sure we got some Joint Task Force lads on the ground there already. But usually they won't admit to being there.
@@kyleheinsi mean if you aim high enough....
@@BoraHorzaGobuchul Thanks man, people like you are all we rely on in the Western world.
Someone needs to tell the Kid about the time the F-11 Tiger actually did intercept itself in 1956!
Ok how did it inception itself like do mean the same plane manage to intercept itself or do you mean one F 11 tiger intercepted another F 11 tiger
It shot itself down with its own cannon, the plane fired, dove, and intercepted the cannon round on accident.
@@zhongli5689 ; It shot itself down with guns. Look it up.
@@zano187 holy shit. that's a lil embarrassing but also amazing at the same time. OUR JETS BE ZOOMIN
Military pilot one: "This is what happens when you divert funds from the military to the medical field!"
Military pilot two: "It's a good field! Just give it a chance!"
Parachutes tear up.
"if you smell maple syrup and here oh Canada coming from over the Ridgeline just run,"
Hahaha couldn't have said it better myself there bud. We Canadians are a lot like a polar bear. Most people just think we're cute cuddle bugs, but the ones that know, know.
"If you smell maple syrup and hear 'Oh, Canada' coming over the ridgeline... just run!!" had me ROFL!!! 🤣😂
Canada is the definition of do not anger the nice kid
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
As a Canadian, i want to take back that record
I once had a veteran friend of mine put it this way, "Canada's the corn-fed country boy in the corner, drinking beer, enjoying being in company. Until someone steps up and throws hands at a friend of his. Then he stops the fight. Hard. Fast. Brutal. And orders another beer."
We are the silent kid at the back of the class.
@raymondcroteau you should watch Letterkenny.
Love all the long form content! "the kid" has me dying everytime 😂😂😂
This one had me cracking up the whole time damn near. I love how the Candians are owning it in here. "We're polite. But, we bring the war crimes like grandma brings the love." haha
35; “does anyone know what the Su 75 checkmate looks like? -it looks like you but it came off of wish with a learning disability” pretty much like anything in the russian military… 😂
“When the soory stops, the war crimes start” 💀💀
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
It's never a warcrime the first time.
Us Americans are crazy all the time, so other countries know we're scary.
But Canada is known for niceness, when they show their craziness, *Its terrifying*
...
Also nice song F22
Canada and America are siblings, they just HIDE the crazy better.
in ww2, the first Canadians sent were death row conficts who were told "if you kill enough germans, you get to come back home with a clean slate".
they left a bit of an impression and this is why about a quarter of the geneva "suggestions" exists.
Canadians are nice, polite, diplomatic traders of raw goods. Because we know what we're like in War. "We do not wish to war. Bad things happen in war. We're the ones that make them happen. Again. And again. And again. Give peace a chance. The alternative, is frigid cold. ... And Canadians know COLD."
Giving the ‘22 Kickstart My Heart as a theme song was the perfect choice, just so happens to be my favorite song too. 😂
As yet another fellow Canadian, I cannot love the whole "I'm aboot to stop sayin' sorry" thing any more than I do now. So good.
Love the kid's theme song. He is so cute in a feral child sort of way.
As a Canadian, hold onto that record while you can, we're bringing down
Please dont. I live in Kansas and dont feel like having to wear a bullet proof vest 24/7
@@glenchapman3899 fellow Kansas dweller!
Where I'm at if a tree-flavored-kool-aid-man took a potshot at us we'd fire right back, nothing but open fields and nowhere to hide lol
@@Iron_Sights99 Using GPS guided artillery doesn't count! 😅
@@glenchapman3899 just saying, a bulletproof vest isn't going to save you from a headshot.
@@Canadiancoinguylisten snipers are trained to go for the body since it's a larger area... If your gonna call yourself a sniper you should know the basics 😂
Friggin' dying laughing ! That was awesome, and as always thank you for all you do.
As Canadian veteran the ending just made my day. Keep up the great content
Look if the F-14 can have "Danger Zone" then the kid really needs a theme song.
Why can’t the entire Air Force have it? They make the entire battlefield/war zone a danger zone
@@mugenokami2201 Try telling a Navy aviator that "Danger Zone" is an Air Force song and see how that goes for you. ;)
@@creanerohow about free bird?
@@danieldieste9905 as an ironic reflection on the most expensive fighter ever? I can see it.
@@mugenokami2201 The airforce allready has a themesong. Like, officially. All of the branches do. IMO only the Marine's is any good. The USAF's is Wild Blue Yonder.
OH CANADA
Russian soldier: nope. My ass is going to gulag. For safety
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
OMG... Can't Breath! Laughing too Hard! "If you smell Maple Syrup and hear Oh, Canada! coming from the other side of the ridgeline then just run!" Absolutely one of the Top 5 funniest things I have heard on this channel so far!
def some Mötley Crüe for the kid.. perfect song!
Last time I was this early I ended up with a kid.
fucking gold
"When I get High I get High on Speed!" Lyrics or not, I'm pretty sure the kid is telling on himself right there. XD
These are genius tier. So happy I found HLC, he's a good guy.
I should not have drank vodka before watching this video… now I’m laughing so hard I’m probably scaring some people 😂😂😂
When you see tim horten buldings magically appear when you look away
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Much like the Doctor Who Weeping Angels, don't blink.
Suddenly Tim Hortens, then the pain begins for you.
The theme tune for the f22 was spot on and brilliant 😂😂😂😂
I had to look up the new SU aircraft and...wow... literally "copy my homework but not to closely ok?" lol
I feel like the UK should spend more time paying attention to all the Hamas supporters in its own borders then be worrying about Israel. Things are messed up when UK citizens can't wave a Union Jack for their veterans day because it might offend someone, but the cops won't do anything about the increasingly aggressive hamas sympathizers because "there's too many of them"
The fact that the name of the rifle the Ukranian used is "Lord of the Horizon" (or Horizon's Lord, I've seen it called both) and fires a 14mm casing necked down to hold a 12.7mm bullet is just the best
That pairing sounds absolutely *wicked.*
It looks like an absolute beast, too.
@@p_serdiuk I know it's a recurring theme with AMR designs, but that thing really looks straight up like they turned an autocannon into a rifle.
I don't know anything about guns, but that sounds badass.
As a Canadian, i just had the same reaction as Canada. Mad but still kinda impressed
I've yet to stop wheezing or howling laughing from a single episode of this stuff. Thank God I'm not at work this time
“We’re uhh… we’re real proud of ya there, bud”
Love how the voice is straining, like he’s struggling to get it out.
Smell maple syrup 😂😂 I have tears I'm laughing so hard. Thank you needed that laugh
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
The part with Canada made me chuckle so deeply, great job on that one.
I think we can all agree on one thing: we need a full version of the kids theme song
Succeed down another rabbit hole. A hilarious rabbit hole. Been laughing at these for 30 minutes. 😂
Someone please create a guitar track to put on top of the kid’s vocals for future video!
It already exists. Look up the song Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crue.
It would be fucking epic if Motley Crue were fans and released an updated track just for the kid.
@@norahc. dude! 🤣 I've never wanted something so bad, without realizing it, in my life!
@@SkunkApe407 I know, right?
God I love it when Canada gets angry
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
We don’t get angry we just get ……… oh crap what’s that word ……. Oh yes proportional.
haven't heard "chucklefuck" since i stopped hanging out with my childhood best friend...his dad taught me all kinds of cool new combinations for the words my mom taught me when she was pissed at my dad 😂 shit, man, brought me back, thanks for the chortle
Kickstart my heart is such a banger
At that Distance for the sniper shot, even at Mach 1 it would take about 11 seconds for the bullet to get there. To put it in D&D terms, you fired your shot and two rounds later they take the damage.
Sniper bullets travel faster, with muzzle velocities up to 1200m/s. So it was more like 4-8 seconds. However I didn't look for a specific rifle being used
probably one of those Gator rifles but never the less you would have time to shoot a second round before the first arrived@@brylozketrzyn
it seems like it was Ukrainian "Lord of the Horizon" with .50cal 114mm cartridge. Muzzle velocity 1000m/s, becomes subsonic after 2400 meters. Whoever was on the receiving end had split second to rethink his life choices. And you are right, you can shoot multiple ones before first even have reached the target.
F22 and Mötley Crüe go so well together😊
Honestly man I was in such a dark place and these videos just made me laugh so hard I couldn’t help but bring myself out of that pit
lmao yes Motely Crüe is the perfect theme music for the kid
Love that the kid’s theme song is My Heart by Mötley Crüe
Kickstart my Heart was just perfection. 😂😂 Chef's kiss
F22 singing a "version" of kickstart my heart, was the best thing ive seen in a long time
Hows egypt feel about that humanitarian aid? They arent exactly opening their border to gaza....
ROFL "Kick start my heart" - F22 😆😅🤣😂
Like everyone else...LOVE these. Hate to repeat...NEVER stop with these. All that said, what's the deal with even America getting soft on their support for Israel in your skit? I hope that's just for the skit. If not, I'll still love your skits. They're CLASSIC!
Canada: Famous for saying sorry
Also Canada: Ex full-time warcime enthusiast, the reason for a good chunk of the Geneva convention, 'technically not a warcrime' tattooed on their arm, _the carpet is bleeding. _*_A lot._*
As a Kansas man, I can say we are Texas's Canada
nah man we believe in music and dancing
I was expenting América fuck yeah theme but that is acurate too
Bro, we need a crossover with you and Growling Sidewinder. GS kills everything in sight on the F-22, and you narrate.
You know HLC's videos are awesome when "Chucklefuck" flies right under everyone's radar. I'll definitely be using that one lol
It didn't fly under *mine* LMAO
Love these. It's my stress relief for the day.
Meanwhile in 1944 no one seriously considered a cease fire...
but wait, only 30% of germans voted for H-man, they shouldn't suffer for it!
For all of my fellow Yanks, the distance of the sniper shot in freedom units was about 2.36 miles.
Ice Cube Reference was really cool.
🤣
sledgehammer instead of a scalpel is the perfect metaphor
Excellent pick of a theme song, Raptor, one of the finest rock songs there is !
ive gained a deeper respect for the Canadian military just through these videos.
😂 I find your show funny AF..And as real as shit can get!
I definitely appreciate you.
Keep it coming
Canada and Sorry is like Southerns and Banjo music!😂 Love your content Sir!
*"When the Sorry stops the war crimes start. If you smell maple syrup & hear Oh Canada coming over the ridgeline just run."*
Never have I heard a more accurate description of Canada's murderous bipolar personally. 🤣
Holy shit, you needyour own show. You never cease to by funny as fuck.
3800 meters?!?! Thats 4,155 yards or 2.3 miles in freedom units... Holy shit thats accuracy
Note to self...do NOT listen to HLC when driving! That last part almost got me in a wreck as I was laughing so hard I was tearing up!
I was wondering when Ice Cube was going to get manhandled into this party.😂 Good job. 👌👌
It would make sense kickstart would be f22’s theme song
1:12 "kick start my heart" *aggressive sniff*
Never stop making these, man 🤘🏼😂🖤 I learn more about current events than most places and you’re hilarious doing so!
Love from the Forbidden State, Ohio 💀
Here, here! My thoughts exactly. Must be an Ohio thing!
I find it hilarious that his Israeli accent sounds French.
Rewriting that part of it and still have it flow that well must have taken some effort
That was bars
Su-75 looks like a Boeing F-32 with the pelikan tail they considered using.
We need a full cover of the 22’s theme song.
man i fuckin love these