Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Опубліковано 7 гру 2014
- Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres. Epic Rap Battles of History
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▼ CAST ▼
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Ellen: Lauren Flans
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Oprah: November Christine
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Stedman Graham: Atul Singh
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Dr. Phil: EpicLLOYD
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▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Nice Peter
Written by:
EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Lauren Flans, November Christine & Zach Sherwin
Staff Writer:
Dante Cimadamore
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Writer:
Mike Betette
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Song Produced by:
Nice Peter & Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso
Song Mixed by:
Nice Peter and Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso
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Edited by:
Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Daniel Turcan and Nice Peter
VFX and Compositing:
Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton
Produced by:
Michelle Maloney
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
Costume Designer:
Sulai Lopez
Make Up and Hair:
Tara Lang & Frances Ferris
Gaffer:
Arthur Hong
Grip:
Jay Houn
Music Supervisor & Playback:
Dante Cimadamore
Production Coordinator:
Atul Singh
Assistant Editors:
Ryan Moulton
Office PA:
Shaun Lewin
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‘You played a fish with brain damage, I’m a nominated actress’ DAMN
That fish was childhood incarnate though
@zeokenX what the heck?
@zeokenX no
please
@zeokenX what
My NECK
"I like cute things that make people smile, make everybody feel good for a while"
Ellen's employees: 👀
😂😂😂
I mean…she didnt lie lol. She said good for a while. Then she crushes your spirit.
I mean, *for a while*
everybody but her employees
@@cammyjay2368 so true
"You drive behind me in a secondhand porsche, check the fortune 500 I'm a media wonder"
Is literally the most hyped verse I heard.
yah I love it
That line itself is a winner
Shi gets me hype every time man
What's funny is how Ellen portrayed herself as so sweet and nice while Oprah has always been a businesswoman.
For those who worked in the industry we knew Ellen was horrible to her employees for years.
And you hear not a ton of bad about Oprah. She’s a savvy businesswoman and knows that the best way to operate is to treat employees well and generate nothing but goodwill.
@@jaredjohnson7960 other than the fact she tried to get someone assassinated and also doesn't treat her employees well, plus other stuff (this is what i've heard, im not claiming this is true as i've not researched it)
@@jaredjohnson7960 "the best way to operate is to treat your employees well?" not financially the biggest companies in the entire world treat there workers like trash
@@killertigergaming6762 well id say a company like mcdonalds doesnt treat their employees as much as the customers
@@juicy342yt4 What? Who did she try to assassinate?
"you drive behind me in a second hand Porsche"
Dunno why, but that gets me hyped.
When people realize your famous they'll start liking it lmao
1:41
Who are you?
Probably because it's the name (at least in pronunciation) of Ellen's wife, who is divorced and "second hand".
Which makes it the best stab of the battle.
same
If they did this now, they would have so much more stuff on Ellen
It wouldn’t even be a battle it’d just be a slaughter
And oprah already won then
@@muhammadsmith5792 TRUEEEE
@@muhammadsmith5792 True, Oprah would still win tho
@@muhammadsmith5792 fucking what? What you talking about?
So were not gonna talk about how the actress playing Oprah literally has that natural dominance
Absolutely. I'm hypnotized by her.
Yeah she did a great job!
The woman doing Oprah is so damn classy
Yes. She had a dress and everything
The actress playing Oprah deserves some mad kudos for that irrefutable aura of effortless, natural dominance
nick gurr haha get it cause he complemented a girl over nothing to do with her looks, what a simp
@@scolisopod yah poor guy such simp.
Nothing like Oprah
Why is everyone calling this dude simp
@@julianfalken8861they're losers or 13 year olds
I'm a teenage girl.....I could be out having a social life.....but no I'm here memorizing epic rap battles
Literally me.
Clearly you made the right choice
We could be friends haha
Same
So am i
The pose that Oprah does at 0:51 is so awesome to me for literally no reason, its just incredibly smooth.
also Ellen's facial expressions were so cool
I like how she's so aggressive one second with the force choke, then she becomes so calm and smooth in the next second in everything - from her facial expression to the hand gesture.
Can y'all imagine if they made this battle now that we know Ellen is a terrible person and Oprah was mentioned on Epstein's list?
Im surprised ellen didnt interupt every time oprah spoke
That should've made it in the rap lol
@@gabrielapv01 Your pfp is amazing lmao
Well if Rachel Ray was in it then we’d all expect something like that lol
Oh no 😂😂😂 then they battle would never be over
LMFAOOOO underrated comment
Aged like fine milk
Criminally underrated comment.
Dwight Schrute Not underrated at all. Everyone knows about Ellen’s scandal
This comment reminds me of steam powered giraffes
Rabbit "I'm like a priceless antique -rusted scratch sounds-"
Spine "Yea rabbit I'd say you aged like a fiiiine"
Rabbit "Milk"
Spine "Milk?! I was gonna wine"
Rabbit "No gross that's disgusting"
Aravind Karthigeyan I actually didn’t, but I’m just media blind
hmm milk
Fun Fact:
This song has the same beat progression as Michael Bay’s part in “Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock”
This is so common, you can tell who wrote what between Peter and Lloyd by the structure of their verses, they both tend to have a favored rhyming scheme..
"You wrote 82 songs with the same chord progression" - EpicLloyd
I wondered if anyone else had noticed.
@@hongxiuquan69 Did years ago!!
YES I NOTICED THAT TOO!!!
“You drive behind me in a second hand Porsche” is one of the sickest burns in ERB history. For those who don’t know, Ellen’s wife’s name is Portia, and she used to be married to a man.
I’m surprised they haven’t done Dr. Phil vs Steve Harvey they really should
YES THANK YOU
Dr. Phil vs. Dr. Oz
@TheHoustonSkeptic jerry vs maury would be better
Maury vs Jerry Springer vs Steve harvey vs Steve wilkos. Make sure Springer goes in last cuz he the OG
Please let Kenan Thompson play as Steve
Please let Kenan Thompson play as Steve
Please let Kenan Thompson play as Steve
Please let Kenan Thompson play as Steve
Please let Kenan Thompson play as Steve
The ellen rap hits different now
Absolutely, she has no power.
69 likes
@@shaymininfernape7088 nice
Definitely didn’t age well lol
Especially when she said "she makes people feel good for a while". Because once the cameras are off she makes everyone feel like shit.
"I like to make people happy" aged like hot milk
"I like to make people happy............... when I'm on camera"
-Ellen probably
Fr 😂
Oprah's last verse HYPES. ME. UP!!
I think this is the "nicest" female rap battle.
watch Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
Natasha Barrett
By "nice" I meant the least savage. LOL
I know. That's why I made that suggestion.
Natasha Barrett
Oh ok.
I don't like it
Flo (From Progressive) vs. Jake (From State Farm)
UMG YES!!!!!
This. Oh please for the love of Zeus, this.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY LIKES!
YES YES
OMG THIS MUST HAPPEN
Ellen did not just say “Make everyone feel good for a while”
Both Ellen and Oprah are bad now, I’m gonna say Dr. Phil won
@@bknpnck seems like I need to pay attention to what famous people are doing
@@TheRealLegoDocOckstedman graham won
Every time I listen to this, I get chills when the woman playing Oprah goes “You follow my lead, ‘cause I paved the road for ya.”
Samee
“You did not steal from me, you stole me _from mankind_ !”
You drive behind me in a secondhand Porche!
Dreamer Love Yep
Destroyer of Worlds or should it be a second hand Portia?
It took me 5 mins to realize what Oprah meant when she said you played a fish with brain damage
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming....
Its took me time to read you're comment to realize that.
Omfg that was ellen ??
P Sherman 42 wallaby way, sydney
ki11bunny
and how did you remeber that?
The Red Panther I watched finding nemo like a bazillion times. One of my favourite films of all time.
Oprah’s actress just has so much presence and class, I have to comment on it
the woman playing oprah is so beautiful
SHIRLEY TEMPLE VS HONEY BOO BOO!
Nancy Drew vs the Hardy Boys. Matilda vs Denis the Menace. Rug Rats vs Little Rascles
You stole that from me
Yes!
Ian likes HONEY BOO BOO (Smosh)
No aniey vs honey boo boo
"You drive behind me in a second-hand Porsche"
Game Over
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as oprah 😂
That line absolutely destroyed me just now hearing it for the first time
I didn't get it
@@spiralentree737 It's a dig on Ellen's wife, Portia, who's been married before. Hence "secondhand Porsche"
@@leeezekiel1144 thanks men for the information
i really love coming back to this video, this is like one of my favs erb videos ever
Worst aged battle ever 😂😂😂
"you played a fish with brain damage" TOOK ME FOUR YEARS TO REALIZE SHE'S REFERRING TO DORYYYY
amethyst me too, except you made it realize it hahaha 😂😂
Took me till today! Yo!
I did not know this until now
Ian even hear that lmaoo
Wait, really? WHAT!??!
Jimmy Kimmel vs jimmy fallon
Lesbian
yeeeeeaàaàaas
yes
Jimmy Kimmel Vs Jimmy Fallon
Omg yes
Straight fire. Was fun to watch. Great video
Imagine someone hitting you up and being like "you wanna play Oprah in an Erb episode?" The honor!!
You miss the opportunity to make the pun “Ellen degenerate”
Jerry Falwell did that in real life when she came out of the closet in the nineties.
CaptainDesiderio And how he’s been EXPOSED for his own degeneracy
@@ReplyGuy22345 I think you're referring to Junior. I was referring to Senior.
Bruh that's the name I came up with when I heard the junk with ellen
@EDWIN PARDO bro🤣🤣
The actress playing Oprah Winfrey is so beautiful.
agreeeeee
Queen LeLe tru
Queen LeLe yup ikr those cheekbones 😍
not really
yes i agree, shes so goddamn gorgeous
the woman playing Oprah is my favorite part of this battle she does it so well.
Ellen 2014: "I thought I told ya', your daytime reign is over. I'm jumpin' over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa!"
Ellen 2021: "Ends talk show amid plunging ratings."
Oprah wins because she doesn't treat her staff like crap. 😉
Not to mention the now sexual harassment claims now going on through the Ellen show from current and former employees
In my opinion Oprah is no better i mean ...... She acted like the leader of the metoo movement when she was a close friend of Harvey Weinstein and even worse people in her entire career and instead of calling them out before It turned public, instead she decided to talk about Michael jackson who died 10 years Ago and can no longer defend himself (he also considered her a friend)
biff tannen fax
@@alicio0059 yeah, they're both terrible
fuck ellen, she is very two-faced... disgusting woman and thats it :)
I honestly love this battle for two reasons.
1. Ellen doesn't take it seriously.
2. Oprah is calm throughout the whole thing.
I don't really like battles where both the contestants just yell angrily at each other. It kinda depletes from their personality. Except for the Gordon Ramsay one.
Oprah thinks Ellen cant touch her
so Ellen cant
"Except for the Gordon Ramsay one" HAHAHAAHAHA
“Voila! Huge douche!”
@@KrishnaSharma-of6ox ayyy I I get it
Gordon Ramsay is rage.
This is by far my new favorite video on the internet 🤩
Ellen being confronted by HR 0:31
J.A.R.V.I.S vs. Siri
Haha yea
PLEASE
+Colby Williams YES
+Colby Williams DO IT!!!!
+Colby Williams YEEEEES
You have to bring back the lady who played Oprah. She is awesome.
Bring her back to play Michelle Obama vs Jackie Kennedy
Jackie Kennedy any day. More class in her pinky than Obama does in her lil body. Her family is the American version of royalty, if that were allowed to exist in America.
@Juan Carlos Rivera "Shut the F up?" Wat are we? 5? So u can't take someone else's opinion if it doesn't align with urs & rather than talk to them & find out why they hold that particular opinion ud rather just cuss them out? How mentally and emotionally underdeveloped of u. Finally, I'm not "shutting up" due to the fact that, in America I've got free speech so don't tell me to keep my silence. It isn't going to happen
Not now, not ever.
Barney Lynch I don't see how she performed better than any of the other guest actors they've brought on. Is it because she's attractive?
Barney Lynch I mean if we're going by how well they played the character, she wasn't even the best in the video. I didn't get any Oprah vibes from her but Ellen was portrayed perfectly.
i'd kill for a part 2 of this
One of, if not the best, background beats in an ERB video
This one was a close one, but I think that Dr. Phil won this round.
Agreed!!! XD
Yeah he took the win
Nah man Stedman killed it.
tim johnson i laughed straight up 30 sec after ready this lol so funny
nope, dr phil got CRUSHED by stedman
Joker vs. Ronald McDonald.
-get it done.
hey i've seen you commenting on one of assassin's creed videos.
huh, small world:)
artemis Crowley I was probably the asshole complaining about the shitty combat system in Unity. Small world indeed ;)
Damian Wayne™
yup. it was fun to read. :)
did you play it yet? changed you're mind or still thinking the same?
the joker vs gamzee makara would be great
artemis Crowley Actually I haven't, the gameplay still just...didn't do it for me.
best flow: ellen
best disses: oprah
winner: dr. phil
Runner up: Stedman
@@adenfr7774 xD
Actual winner: Oprah's cell number
Loser: Ellen's second hand Porsche
Both flow and diss s Ophrah's win.
Winner is still dr. phil.
If this aged horribly after Ellen got canceled, now it somehow got worse.
Ellen would've won if it weren't for Oprah's savage second verse
second -hand Porsche.........................Oprah for the WIN
All Ellen's verses were secondhand.
Bruh Ellen won lmao
el bichotron xl Bias
@@Retro3 noppe
1:02 "Name's synonymous with power, spell it forwards or backwards." IDK if I'm stating the obvious here, but the name of Oprah's company is Harpo, which is of course her name spelled backwards.
Nah, even with google I had no idea what that meant
Thank you!!! It's been driving me crazy!
I assumed it was the Marx Brother Harpo
Nice catch, thx!
That's been bothering me for six years.
This is awesome. Vocoder Dr Phil kills me every time 😂
I literally never heard of these two before but I enjoyed the video
Mickey Mouse vs. SpongeBob SquarePants who's with me
no no wait Mickey vs. Cartman from South Park
Terrible ideas
Yeah I'm with you :D
No offense but that's the worst idea I've ever heard :/
Billy Maidment there are no bad ideas in brainstorming!
"second hand porshe" - yeah that ended it
I feel like this went over most viewers heads
@@saiyan8737 It certainly went over mine.
@@KingNedya Could you explain that to me?
@@takashikazukajikushi8449 Explain what? Chris Church said that most people probably didn't get the joke, and I said that I was one of those people who didn't and don't get the joke.
@@takashikazukajikushi8449 Portia is Ellen's wife who is a model, they were implying that as a model she 'gets around.'
Weirdly enough I like the auto-tuned “you can’t go back” at the end lol
I just got the "second-hand Porsche/Portia" joke after 8 years.
Ellie(last of us) vs Clementine(walking dead game)
***** but it would make for an interseting rap battle
***** Neither was Rick Grimes or Walter White...
Problem is... kids rapping would be the worst idea ever.
Andrew Luo Michael Jackson...
Barry Allen Well, I guess it'd be okay. That kid was actually pretty good. But finding two young girls mature enough to handle the raps of Ellie and Clem? That'd be difficult.
The ironic thing is Ellen and Oprah are really good friends in real life.
+MediaLover194 Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are some what good friends irl too. :/
+SpokenSpark you mean they were?
speed art
Sorry, My Mistake.
+SpokenSpark Steve is dead
and Martin Luther King Jr is inspired by Gandhi
"I'll make the whole market crash honey"
That aged well
this needs a part 2
well its clear.....Stedman lost
Hahaha
I laughed way too hard at this...
IKR
Stedman STAY WINNING lol.
Captain?
The Joker and Harley Quinn vs Barbie and Ken
Lena Thomas Cool idea
Lena Thomas Joker and Harley Quinn vs Barbie and Ken: genius. Can we all upvote this comment up to 5000?
The Joker and Harley Quinn would smash Barbie and Ken
D Silva im pretty sure ken and barby would have a trick up their sleeve
yes
Love this ☝🏾
I just noticed the double entendre at 0:23
ERB your writers are so clever!
"secondhand Porsche" SUCH A GOOD BURN
James Nobles
totally
i'll give her that there.
Yup a good burn
Catbugg
Can you explain please?
Ellen is so nice in this vid it's creepy knowing that she is a horrible person.
it's not the real ellen, it's an actress pretending to be ellen smh
@@davidbray5982 I know
@@davidbray5982 but she always acted nice so yeah duh
yeah
@@davidbray5982 yeah i think they know that, its just that they were portraying her as this wonderful person but shes actually really bad.
we need remake to this battle. ;)
Oprah could have some really edgy jokes if they did
Love this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two most evil yet badass judges of all time. Simon Cowell and Judge Judy
Xion Cifer omg yes
YES
This! Do it!
Y
E
S
Or Simon vs britney spears. Since their both very.. Judgey.
Taylor Swift vs all her ex boyfriends ten hour battle rap
lmao😂
+Serenity Beard oh fecal matter what is in the upwards direction!
How about Taylor Swift vs Adele?
+Flor Cardenas
Even better
Ahahahaha dobar predlog :'D
Part 2 pls
I love how Ellen didn't take this seriously at all
Ikr
Well, she really couldn't. Ellen might be big but Oprah is literally one of the most powerful and influential people in the world. Like her or not facts are facts.
Like Dakota Johnson's birthday
@@jakeand9020 one of the most powerful and influential people in the US* there bro, it was just a little mistake, it's fine :)
@@seishi9798 World, you don't make Forbes top 100 in the world because your powerful and influential in just the US.
The actress who plays Oprah is so gorgeous wow
Yeah. The real Oprah isn't remotely attractive.
Right?!?
Bruh I agree
@TrueDepth what?
@TrueDepth Attention much??
this made me want to vote for the next video to be Matt Damon VS Jimmy Kimmel !
These two seem so very real!
They even sound like the too .
Well done!!
ALL I WANT TO SEE IS Alice from wonderland vs Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, pls people say this if you agree
WHY IS THIS NOT LIKED MORE
I want this so bad now
YES
Yeah!
WHY IS THIS NOT ALREADY A THING?
Ellen's rap was better but Oprah's actress was better. Hmm...
True
TheGooseinator I'm going to go for the person that didn't rhyme "ya" with "ya" followed by a purposely misspoken "oprah" and another "ya" in four lines. Her actress was better though; lines weren't.
TheGooseinator
well its a RAPbattle
TheGooseinator IKR that part at 1:45 had me completely sold for some reason on her acting.
Alex Negoi What do you mean by that?
This one is fire!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I could watch this all day
Oprah's actress is so amazing oh god
Anjelica Russian I know! She's so talented and not to mention gorgeous.
If the real Oprah is half gorgeous as her, then Oprah have got it all
She sounds, looks & raps like Oprah. I’m surprised they didn’t have the real person on screen.
Ohhh yes...
U might be the one with brain damage
As much as I hate to say it, Oprah won. This is because I love Ellen, but her rap wasn't as good in this.
Kelly Hoot ikr
I don't think either of the actors portrayed their characters particularly well. Of course, that could be that Oprah and Ellen both have more exposure than most characters, so you can see little discrepancies more easily.
Yup
Oprah won she was the best
ERB is not correct if it was real life ELLEN would of won
I’m still here listening to it
Honestly, we need a part 2
James Bond vs. Austin Powers
YES u sir R a genius
Awesome!!!
Best one I've seen
Sir I salute you
I said that one already!!!
Flo from progressive vs. Jake From State Farm
Those people who repost an ERB suggestion and expect to get the same number of likes as the person who originally posted it
Dude that would be awsome
Yes!
or Flo vs the Mayhem Guy would be great too
yes XD
Yall need to make some more of these. My all time favorite will always be Adam VS Eve
They need to make a part 2
*The Joker vs Loki*
*Simon Cowell vs Gordon Ramsay*
*Voldemort vs Sauron*
*Harry Potter vs Frodo Baggins*
*The Terminator vs Robocop*
*Bruce Wayne vs Tony Stark*
*Katniss Everdeen vs Beatrice Prior*
*Thanos vs Darkseid*
*The Flash vs Quicksilver*
i'd like simon vs ramsay
ManuMadness Me too!
kalavarahs yeah, it's one of the favorites on my list! i really hope ERB does it someday
Katniss Everdeen vs Beatrice Prior would be amazing. Just saying.
just some clarifications for everyone When Ellen says your about to get more whipped than Steadman Whipped according to the urban dictionary whipped means that you do everything your girlfriend says and Steadman is Oprah's partner. "Name synonymous with power spell it forward or backward" Spell Oprah back and you get Harpo which is Oprah's media company which produces the Dr. Phil show.
Sule Johnson thank did not know what those to where about
Who doesn't know that?
Ohhhhhhh. Thanks
@@elainebennes2106. Me. Gen x might not.
Thank you! All I could think of was that Harpo meant Harpo Marx or the whale. While both could be powerful in their own way I had no idea what it had to do with Oprah or anything else in the rap.
anyone hear the background musics similarity to the music in the monster high song zombie shake LMAO
Ik this video is old but the beat is like the same as the beat from monster high "zombie shake" :o
Jimmy Fallon vs Jimmy Kimmel
+Daviddoesrandomstuff on UA-cam Yasssss I would love to see that
+Daviddoesrandomstuff on UA-cam yes yes yas awesome
Yaaaas
Support.
+Daviddoesrandomstuff on UA-cam OMG YES
Oprah: look under your seat
Ellen: pulls out an L
Omg. Most underrated comment 🤣🤣💀
LMAO
Reviewing/Picking a Winner for Every ERB Part 50: Oprah Winfrey vs. Ellen DeGeneres
Who I am rooting for: Oprah Winfrey; If I told Ellen I was rooting for her, the studio would be flooded already and the employees would be abused
Let's Go!
*Ellen DeGeneres Verse 1*
Hey God it's me Ellen
Can I ask you a question?
How do I tell my friend Oprah
She's gonna get more whipped than Stedman? (+6)
I'll make her head spin
When to comes to rhymes I've got a penchant (+1)
So if battling me is your intention
I better mention; you're 'bout to get licked by a lesbian (+1)
Oh I'll knock you off your throne (+1.5)
Take a shot at everything you OWN (+4.5)
I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say "I think you better just leave her alone"(+7)
You can tell Rachael Ray that my favorite recipe
Is chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a "million little pieces" (+7)
*Oprah Winfrey Verse 1*
I'm the queen of TV, and I'm here to destroy ya (+2.5)
So check under your seat because I've got something for ya (+5)
You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah (+1)
I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak choke ya (+3.5)
Girl, you're shows a petting zoo (+4)
You do a week on kittens
And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen (+3.5)
You played a fish with brain damage, I'm a nominated actress (+6)
Name's synonymous with power: spell it forwards or backwards (+8)
*Ellen DeGeneres Verse 2*
Yes, you've got that power (power!)
and yes, I've got those kittens! (Kittens!)
I also feature puppies, talented children, and mittens
I like cute things that make people smile
Make everybody feel good for a while
Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild (CRINGE)
Kick you right back to the Miracle Mile (+1.5)
I thought I told ya
Your daytime reign is over (+1)
I'm jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa (+5)
From ABC to LGBT
to NBC, and now it's all me (+2.5)
I'm the best emcee and the biggest star (+1)
And I'll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car (+8.5)
*Oprah Winfrey Verse 2*
Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can't cash, lady (+4.5)
I'll lodge my fabulous shoe up your suit pants, baby (+2)
You follow my lead 'cause I paved the road for ya (+7.5)
You drive behind me in a second hand Porsche (+9.5)
Check the Fortune 500; I'm a media wonder (+1.5)
The Dalai Lama and Obama memorized my cell number (+3.5)
Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash (+7)
Honey, once you go Oprah
You can't go back (+1.5)
Ellen DeGeneres's Flow (+8.5)
Oprah Winfrey's Flow (+4.5)
*Results*
Ellen DeGeneres=56 pts
Oprah Winfrey=75 pts
Winner=Oprah Winfrey
Also, Winfrey's performance was far more energetic too. The True Queen of Daytime Talk Shows! 👍
"You drive behind me in second hand Portia" 🔥🔥😅
Simon Cowell vs Gordon Ramsey!!
Thats pretty damn cool idea mate
Clarkson all the way!
👍
This NEEDS to happen.
haha it will be full of swearing