15 Types Of Infantry In The Army!

[@ACombatVeteran]

Make sure you cop your 11B shirt 👉🏽👉🏽 www.acombatveteran.com/shop

[@cupidean710]

13. A safety brief blue falcon screw up.

[@georgeedwards4481]

When Veterans go camping after getting out the Army.

[@JesusPerez-po3fq]

Hey Drew what happened to inf. Holy Shit? He get a dishonorable discharge or what?

[@mulderscully3707]

A Combat Veteran The classic sound "COMBAT VETERAN" 👍👍👍👍✌

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

*spits out redbull hahahahaha

[@wilhelmfriedrichi3865]

You forgot yourself, MP that thinks he's infantry

[@yosi1653]

😂😂😂😂

[@links1356]

True lol

[@satan3860]

Oof rip

[@amargaber5]

Дайчин хаан 😂😂you got him

[@MyNameIsChauncey]

ha got em

[@dzobie]

You forgot "been in for 20 years and still an E-6 cause he keeps gettin demoted for fighting everybody"

[@niclee6480]

dzobie11 for real for real

[@gizzmoa4539]

My dad was in for 8 years and made E-5 three times LOL

[@ladypoetry8736]

PEACE@dzobie-HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[@markyolisis6956]

One of my team leaders had been in for 8 years and when I got there he had just got his 5 back for the 3rd time lol

[@as5who13]

Fastest way to make E5 on most deployments is to leave as a 6

[@spoopatroopa8005]

Got a female in our company for the first time ever. 3 months after her basic shes pregnant and cant figure out who the dad is. Yep...

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Ohhh the old I got pregnant and hopefully the army won't reject me because I pulled this fast ass move with my fast ass ...🤭🤭🤭🤣😂🤣

[@Everydayartist12]

Got a classic vessel

[@Aakash_Goswami1]

The Vessel

[@Skullcaptain27]

😂😂😂😂

[@arthas640]

Reminds of a poorly planned space program (like literally 20 people and an old school house) in africa back in the 70s. They 1 female staff member and after a couple months she wound up pregnant and claimed to have no idea how it happened, to which everyone else's response was "well the government locked a bunch of random 20 something year olds in a compound together and told them to train for space travel on an old swing set and dropped a single female in with them, the fuck did you think we'd gonna happen?"

[@youtubetv1588]

You left out the suicidal teen that wants to go out in a big way

[@seanf6968]

UA-cam TV that was me lol but I needed college credits with my ged and my parents didn’t filed taxes purposefully so I couldn’t get financial aid and go to school

[@youtubetv1588]

@@seanf6968 i figured i'd be dead if anything were to happen, not come back with a bunch of bullshit injuries and chronic insomnia. Now I really wish I was dead

[@Varlwyll]

Yeah I knew a ton of people like that

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

@@seanf6968 truuuuuuuuuuuu

[@LxTxSURGE]

Lmaooo

[@singularity1130]

Missing "The Artist"
Joined to be a legal serial killer.
Talks about death as if it's beautiful.

[@Neuroinfantryangel]

Chris Hansen LMAOOOO

[@unholymotherfucker893]

Chris Hansen Death is a beauty trust me. Only smells bad up close.

[@Blue13GBG12]

Chris Hansen Oh u talk about my girlfriend during her time of the month? I swear to god she becomes a serial killer

[@wesleycantrell332]

Can't kill in the Boy Scouts, but we have those fucked up few in the BSA that will talk bout death like it's a painting my Leonardo Da Vinci.

[@spacecorpse3212]

fun fact about artist all of them are quite mad you will never find one that is not insane some way or another

[@Bob-eo3gf]

There is the Infantry, and everyone else who supports us.

[@noted_insolence1894]

Like Social Security?

[@jonegan8516]

Hooah

[@christianvaldez8440]

Well said

[@thetacticalape8852]

Rakkasans!

[@Jw-no7id]

GLTI

[@bravo9890]

Infantry is scared of women because we live in a very un PC environment and most dont want that to change. Its like the last place of non PC in the army is gone.

[@stinky_puppet5158]

Black Dragn if I say hello to a girl all she has to do is say I tried to rape her and I’ll go to jail.

[@tomcolletti6992]

Darnell Jackson if there are equal standards any woman can ride with the infantry until then it’s a mans job

[@thatguyhijolly6316]

Can confirm. We just got told we are about to receive a couple females so shits gonna change a lot had a meeting with a sgt major who’s over the SHARP bs and he said I QUOTE “I don’t care if there is 0 evidence if a female claims SHARP against you then I will take her side 100% of the time so don’t even give off that perception.” Had me and all the other NCOs pissed the fuck off.

[@AdmiralBroth]

@@thatguyhijolly6316 wtf, what a close minded person

[@spants1058]

Impaleification many women? Might want to rephrase that with, “many of the women I hang out with at the strip club and assume all women are like”.

[@1327bulldog]

But there's only two type of men, those who went infantry and everyone else

[@rodneygreenway982]

Facts.
Then there's some sub-types: ones that wish they didn't and ones that wish they could leave, but they're two-in-the same lol

[@mikeybpatriot5]

Fucking right

[@DubZer020]

Yea, like your medic.

[@jackwatson6784]

Does combat medic count

[@johnnyadamany]

I'll give you that

[@danielwaters306]

They don’t want women in the barracks cause one hello leads to a sexual assault accusation

[@Aakash_Goswami1]

Fax!

[@josphellihsilak4588]

Not to mention theyre typically..um..annoying as fuck.

[@KDill29]

Or a BJ

[@SpecJack15]

@@josphellihsilak4588 Yea, you know how servicemen have to deal with female shenanigans off post? Now they gotta deal with them on post when they're already feeling the stress. Nice idea.

[@alrightthen9834]

kind of biased but alright.

[@roberthayes6788]

And yet there is only one type of M.P.
The Blue Falcon!

[@beakersgarage383]

Wow...that's cold...Hahahaha.

[@tarantulathree-one8013]

Ouch I felt that from my phone.

[@Catandmiceproduction]

Rofl!

[@thomasjohnson2038]

Nothing hurts more than the truth

[@silentphotographer117]

Dayum haha

[@r3d5ive87]

I went in 11B and a girl I knew in high school went MP and was in Alabama. I drive over from Benning and hung out a couple of days and she was convinced that the MPs went in first and took over a location and were then relieved by the infantry. I tried to explain that she had it backwards but they had her brainwashed. Her DS tried to come fuck with me and get me to do push-ups and I laughed at him. She got impregnated and separated out within the year.

[@joshuathatcher8614]

R3D 5IVE MPs lead the way... Lol

[@Stanman0101]

This you laughing at a drill is such a false story it made me feel bad and realize you didnt get to fuck her so you had to try and spice it up

[@GutsAndGlory734]

@@Stanman0101 😂 lol we all have our “failed to fuck stories” at least once

[@Supervillain725]

Did she get knocked up by her DS?

[@TehKaiser]

One infers that she wanted out

[@calebhendricks2190]

#13 cocaine cowboys we had them

[@Real11BangBang]

155!!! Mississippi National guard literally sold meth out of the back of the Bradley

[@matty9699]

11bang bang thought shit like that only happened in the 80s 😂

[@Real11BangBang]

One of the battalion commander's Bradley driver's OD'ed in a porta-john in Ft Bliss

[@willshaw3561]

@@Real11BangBang no shit ah!

[@RustyPawz]

We lost a third of Charlie after a coke bust.

[@pm2255]

13 would be the caged dog, awesome in the field or deployment. Then you have to lock him up in garrison.

[@smokeeater8343]

Break glass only in the event of war....

[@dboardjr8873]

I think this one is me lol

[@renegadeshinobi9801]

Me wound up in drug treatment after dep

[@g1015m]

Dammit, this was me but 13D

[@mattbecker3mb]

Doc Dooley, this one is you!!!

[@TravisMizeiRacing]

I don’t mind female infantry. I don’t like female infantry standards

[@SealySikes]

Travis Mize
Agreed. I’d never go infantry lol. MP all the way

[@abrahamm4850]

Just had a female soldier at infantry school she held her own and was held to the same standards as everyone else. This was a reclass so she was an E-6 and was making people move son.

[@larryblais518]

Anyone who tells you they are pulling the same weight as men is full of shit, take it from a FT Benning Trainer/Instructor

[@ramairgto72]

I was a 12-B, having been around 12-C females, they CAN'T do what males do.
In the end, responsibility is pushed to males that already pulling the load.
Want to find a female in the field? Just look for anything with AC or a heater, they all gaggle and sleep and run vehicles out of fuel.

[@TedBronson1918]

@@abrahamm4850 So she had several years of Army PT before becoming 11B - that alone speaks volumes. I think it's going to be a very rare occasion to find a suitable female Infantry recruit right out of high school.

[@christophermcdonald5675]

The “infantry wtf” is like 99% of the infantry dude. Shows that the MPs can’t do anything right, even videos

[@alfonzowilliamsjr.3528]

Christopher Mcdonald I wouldn’t say 99% of infantrymen

[@GHOST-zy3ji]

Alfonzo Williams 95% to 98%

[@Ghost-yj1xq]

Are you the 1% that was told 11B wasn’t infantry man but a different job by your recruiter?

[@mrjmorovis]

We had this Captain SF everything in our unit. We had a new LTC and were out for PT test. This LTC saw the Captain start running and he had his coffee and started smoking a cigarette on the run. The LTC said that just wasn't acceptable. I looked at him and "Colonel watch." The Captain smoked everyone while drinking coffee and smoking on his run, he had been a college track star. The LTC was "I can't believe that!" I started laughing and said watch right now. The Captain spit out his chew and knocked off his coffee.

[@michaeljohnsonbaugh7962]

Potentially good comment, however I am going to have a migraine trying to de-cypher this nonsense lol!

[@TheDrewcifur]

Be me.
Sitting at home.
Have dip in while smoking a marlboro and drinking a rip it.
New combat veteran video.
Hears this shit.
Does Drew have cameras in my apartment?

[@codymiller3864]

Andrew Ebert bro swear to god im doing the exact same thing you just said right now lmao tell me though where you drinking the support the troops rip it?

[@TheDrewcifur]

Cody Miller I like to mix the orange one with whiskey. Fucking amazing. No better way to spend a day off.

[@codymiller3864]

Andrew Ebert im gonna have to try that lol thanks brother

[@chris-vecchio]

I can neither confirm nor deny mixing rip its with various alcoholic beverages...

[@droman608]

Thank you for your service brother. #bigbrotheriswatching 😂🤣

[@joshualeath9081]

14, when I was a joe we had a 11 dudes that got the clap from an mp female from all in one night

[@k1ng_BL0C]

@Bad Cypher lol

[@1327bulldog]

Our support Bn had a female cook who ended up getting the boot for passing out too many STDs. Word around the B's was she caught the HIV.
1-1AD FT Bliss 08ish

[@ssgus3682]

I can top that. The division commander sent a memo to to all CQ and staff duty saying a certain chick was not allowed in the barracks.

[@335john]

Camp Casey has to be. and it was the female with a Italian last name

[@calebtidwell1274]

Jesus fuck. We had 3 dudes get syphilis from the same barracks bunny

[@MikeHunt-dj4pe]

12. Rocky - EVERY MARINE
“I’m a Marine so I’m a badass!”
Then they get their ass whooped. Happens all the time here in Cali.

[@yourmom6366]

Just to be clear this is the army thats being talked about not marines and to be clear u may beat one marine but i promise there are bigger and better ones i was recently in the army 11b drills tried to set me up to be jumped even tried holding me during and they tried for 2 min i only got hit 2x and all i was doing was dodging then another guy shoved me from behind while armed i but stroked his ass then another snatched shit out of my hands aggressively and i hit him so hard he rose 3 inches off the ground did an about face and went sleepy time and supposedly even lost 5 min of memory i got kicked out for it even though they came at me so i get it u think ur a tough guy cause u may have beat one marine but guy i promise u there are tougher im reenlisting in 6 months in a different branch if possible

[@lordbeherit6953]

Must be some fake ass Marines then

[@mondaysinsanity8193]

@@yourmom6366 no one gives af XD he didnt say they're all pusies he means the guys who think marine = badass

[@yourmom6366]

@@mondaysinsanity8193 i dont even remember this comment but this video says army not marines so idk wtf this is etc and frankly idc anymore

[@trevor683]

@@yourmom6366 if you watch the video he says 12 is rocky. The op says that also works for marines and explains why. Not sure why your using the video being about the army to say it cant also apply to marines.

[@TheHuscarl101]

Q: What’s infantry foreplay?
A: “Hey Joe,...are you awake?”

[@monicapyle]

Lmao

[@juanmacias418]

😂😂😂

[@ninjettey439]

I knew a 11b that went 68w and the stories he told were too damn funny.

[@johnelvidge1336]

We got a E-5 convert from 11b to 66n, uh-1 TI. Dude had no idea what he was doing, none. Our NCOIC had me go out after he 'TI'd' something to make sure it was right. But he was golden! Airborne, max PT score. Didn't know the difference between the hyd system and the xmsn oil system but he was goin places. After 6 months he was moved to the orderly room, smart move. Even our Warrants who were ex-11b's didn't trust him. They should have not let him be a 66 until he had worked the line as a 67 for a few years.

[@danielrichwalski6549]

If you've been deployed for a while sucking a dick is actually allowed but ONLY if its to win a game of Gay Chicken. Unless you're gay i guess, if you're gay the infantry has got to be a cock smorgasbord.

[@kays1667]

Dang. I thought I was the only one who can do that. Shoots it amazes me till this day that some of the guys watched me stretched my balls. Especially my squad leader he loved that shit.

[@leonestello8519]

@@erictheboringone5292 that was the gayest thing I've ever heard

[@forwardbackwardpeckingorde9423]

@Bad Cypher lol, don't play gay chicken, no I am not leaving my tent or room so you can have sex. You can go somewhere else I just got off from a patrol plus laboe

[@wmcwane01]

We had a Samoan who could never pass tape. But his PT score was anywhere from 290 to 300 every single time

[@BusyBadger]

waldo mcwanw Had a Samoan rookie that could not maintain control when he drank. Drunk at the NCO club, he was stepped outside to fight somebody, and I watched him pull a street sign out of the ground and start waving back & forth, yelling "I'm ready for you." 😂

[@frankcastle3237]

The Badger Damn uce, shit crazy out here. Wonder who pissed him off.

[@Supervillain725]

We had a dude in my unit that couldn't handle his booze. I was asked to get him back to his bunk one night, and the fucker walked into, and wanted to fight, A TREE.

[@Daniel-vk7oh]

waldo mcwanw Those fucking Samoans.

[@stoots1000]

In basic, when had a guy from Jamaica. He was an "old man" at 30 years old going through OSUT. He was an 8 year veteran of a police force in Jamaica before coming here and joining. This guy could eat FAST, so the drill sergeants picked him to be the last one through the chow line (not sure how it is now..I joined in 1992 and know things have changed lots...but everyone had to be finished eating by the time the last guy in line was done). So by the time you sat down and starting digging into that Ft. Benning goulash..he was standing up yelling "First platoon, lock and load"!!!. Everyone was like WTF, dude???
Well one night my battle buddy decided he was going to "teach him a lesson" about this issue. It did not go well for him..at all. This Jamacian whooped his ass so fast and so bad that nobody could believe it. And I mean it was a beating...my battle buddy was trying to get away..crawling..and dude grabbed his ankle and pulled him back to beat on him more......Needless to say we learned to make a sandwich out of everything and eat faster after that..
Good times!

[@sgtboz9730]

Can't spell wimp without MP.

[@charlieholmes4734]

Mp's are wimps you say ? Really ? My grandpa went from marine to wimp back when wars didn use 80% robots and machines back when it was a bunch of men running into battle shooting amd being men and he turned into an MP and you say wimp yeah okay dude

[@damone70]

Sgt Boz Agreed.

[@rabbit8220]

And yet the term infantry has the word infant already in it

[@wilhelmfriedrichi3865]

Charlie talks about his grandfather. This is the guy that uses his grandfather's service like it's his own but never served

[@rosco664]

Charlie my grandpa was infantry during ww2 and he will kick yo grandpas ass. 😆

[@thegreycat9109]

You gotta admit meeting people in basic was an experience. Were all grooped together as beginning soldiers.. Learning together. Some tears were even shed after graduation when we had to go home but going from normal 18yo old kid to now i can now take apart an m-4 and assemble in a minute or less blindfolded was pretty badass

[@Sin205189]

Hell, you should really do 10 types of mechanics in the army.

[@gcracker2512]

Brian Till That'd be hard though. Mechanic #1: The mechanic who "never got your 5988" ...
That's it.

[@sapper72783]

Don't forget the one that says that's operator level

[@Crazy-Chicken-Media]

I was 19 Delta this is me doing the Mechanics job: i.imgur.com/etcFQGK.jpg NEVER WORKED ON A CAR BEFORE this! 07-08

[@Sin205189]

Come on, it wouldn't be hard I was 91D power generator repairer. Always funny when motor sergeant tries to get me to work on brakes of a humvee by myself. Never got done.

[@Crazy-Chicken-Media]

this is how I got out of it. i.imgur.com/lco52Js.jpg took the wheel off to get to the brakes. To be fair I had no Idea what the hell I was doing. Fun fact I'm an Automotive Technician now. E-4 IS the best rank!

[@joshanderson1387]

You forgot the quiet guy that can disappear in the middle of a room but can kick everyone's butt. He's usually the DD making sure that no one's getting thrown in jail.

[@Vinnytwotime]

Types of POGS in the Army.... just watch the video.

[@jonathanhunt7960]

Pogues*

[@derekd8142]

POG*

[@yomanzdevz5365]

Lmaooo I'm deadass the skinny MF who signed the 11x contract. I was tired of sitting home, tired of being broke, wanted to do something right with my life, and I come from a military family. Originally I was going to do reserve's but I got active (better benefits ) because I really wanted something that would make me push myself.

[@dougsanchez1327]

11x 😂😂😂 good luck.

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

@Infantryman, Airborne ohhh is that so I'm going to find u

[@yomanzdevz5365]

The Bloodbender good luck 👍🏾😂

[@joshallen1729]

@@yomanzdevz5365 yo how are you doing now because I'm thinking about also being the skinny mf that signs an 11x contract

[@angelajohnson4204]

As a former Grunt I'd like to say some of these are spot on. Grunts love to fight anyone anywhere, HOWEVER the p.o.g.s we love to kick the hell out of MOST are M.P.s! We all know what that stands for lol. First Team!! Much love to everyone who's done what we've done.... UGGH including M.P.s (this showed up under my wife's name for some reason lol)

[@ricjackson2841]

Angela Johnson MPs at Fort Cambell would roll 2-3 deep in infantry land. They pull me over once and three cops jumped out of the car shining flashlights. I was like GD WTF? Lol but I get it.

[@mrriley8251]

Yes when the MPs hit First Striike territory you just knew a MP car or two where going to get rolled. Especially in the early 90s when I originally enlisted.

[@JohnH20111]

that is especially true when it comes to Engineers & MP's , because Engineers do not like MP's at all, because you can have 2 Engineer Companies going at it in a brawl & when the MP's show up, the 2 Engineer Companies unite & turn on the MP's

[@paulmedina3179]

And

[@just-incase3483]

Angela Johnson you have a beautiful name 😙

[@BIGEARL240]

Types of M.P.s in the army-
#1 the guy who stays in for 4-5 years and shits on every other MOS

[@Euan_Miller43]

Keyboarr warrior: someone who either can’t take or does not understand a joke.

[@Euan_Miller43]

Keyboard*

[@BIGEARL240]

Euen mellur: sumeone who dussnt undirstend sercasm and kant' spel, uses keeboooaaarrr to rispond tu "keybooaaarr warrier"

[@levitobias8031]

Especially since...
ARTILLERY, LEAD THE WAY.

[@Matthew-dw5cc]

How you leadin the way when you 30 miles away?

[@zachariahgore8490]

My missing an arm and leg from serving in Infantry for almost 5 years, when I wanted to be in-def, is so on point! I can think of a fellow soldier and put a name to 80% of what you said in this video! Us 11-B guy are a different breed! Good shit man!

[@rodneycaupp5962]

"My dead Veteran Patients" ( 9 in 1 year@ Dayton Ohio) went to court with me, and LOST in the sixth circuit Federal Courts, Cincinnati Ohio. Take these Bitchez down and out, under Gods law. That's all that will save our freedom. I'll do the paddling Brother Zack, What is your favorite Caliber?. Lets get after VA. "They lit me up Today in Janesville"....................... "Tamia " fired the shots. I am still standing Bitch. I am the true Patient advocate with a gun... ( figure of free speech, HOMOs and evil VA ) Happy second amendment day, Tamia

[@rodneycaupp5962]

I am a Navy Veteran , 4 years 69 73 Vietnam and Middle East x3.... Passed over for hire because i fought like hell for my patients... NO HOLD TIME , no "press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8... 96 minute hold times". Lets fuckin roll on VA America

[@holocaust_2.0]

If any of you are interested in cracking open a fresh Rip It, I've located them at a local Dollar General.

[@joshhayes8172]

Dollar tree has them too

[@marcspade_pipes]

Thank you fine sir.

[@lillightning06heh20]

abortionsrock I found them at Dollar Tree.

[@derekbrogan4241]

Mine doesn't have them:(

[@void970t5]

You can order by the case through Dollar tree online!

[@josephrosenbaum3343]

Oh how I missed this format

[@ARCHIEzzle]

#OLDSCHOOL swooosh!!! I've come across some "I Told You So"

[@Xxxthesquidguyxxx]

ARCHIEzzle hey im first to comment

[@rubenmagana5506]

Love your videos ARCHIEZZLE you guys make me actually feel ready for BCT

[@ARCHIEzzle]

hooah

[@markregan8907]

You forgot the "terminal E-1" 'cause he dgaf, but always did his job and now has a DD-214 that's just as good as everyone else's. Did I just describe myself? Maybe . . .

[@paulboris7952]

I was infantry small body. Probably the only 130 pound SAW gunner in history.

[@iGuy28]

Don't be too sure.

[@castledsm9284]

I swear that’s gonna be me lmaoo

[@Raptor188]

Oh boy ever seen a 120lb 240 gunner fresh off?

[@johnhumphrey9953]

I was close to that myself. 5'5" and about 135 pounds.

[@Ghost-yj1xq]

Jesus

[@ColtHack]

#13: The House Arrest

[@TheMixedPlateFrequency]

lol

[@katbrewer4861]

Colt Hack 8

[@ColtHack]

Delilah Brewer I think you just insulted me... Well played.

[@katbrewer4861]

Colt Hack i legit didnt mean to comment and didnt know that i did but shit 😂😂 8s seem pretty mean so yah its a insult

[@chriszimmerman6030]

ive kown one of these...

[@coldconfession13]

No swoosh noises with your fingers!!

[@Sara-L]

Cuz air force took away the swoosh. You know, the Warthog..

[@larrys7927]

coldconfession13 - To much editing lol

[@BrwnThndr7811]

“31 bravo? I knew you were a snitch” Yusha Thomas

[@MEPHISTOPHELESw]

Bro, their pt standard was 17 push ups for how long? Female infantry, more like extra shit to carry on fx.

[@ret1sgreyes]

had to say it, The Infantry yells " Follow ME" the Rangers (75th) "Leads the Way" and The Airborne (82D) is "All the Way", still love the channel keep it up

[@ninaa4192]

Ngl that gaming set up at 0:24 is pretty dope

[@zesticide1010]

You forgot the Infantry prior service.

[@rusty-ole-boomstick1268]

You forgot the 11B that always seems to make shit appear when it's needed, yeah don't ask.
Also you forgot that 11B midget that is balls out cray cray squared away alwy on point hyper observant. And last but not least for now, the 11B that seems to be awake all day and all night leading platoon squads running teams and ripped liked Cpt America without a sip of caffeine!!!

[@wkj-dk8wv]

The Requisitiioner

[@andrew11bravo11]

I have one of those midgets in my platoon, he is ALWAYS squared away and walks faster than everyone else when sleep walking

[@donmckeoun7990]

You didn't mention the squared away grunt who did his job and then got out still breathing

[@kevingraham2184]

LMFAO!!!! E4 mafia 4LIFE

[@landspeed77]

Retired E4, 14 of my 16 yrs were as a Spc, lol

[@outlaws2945]

HENRY HARLE why not finish and do 20?

[@prague5419]

(flashes his sham-shield and nods)

[@meh6953]

Haha I have not heard that in a long time lol 04 172nd Stryker brigade😀

[@prague5419]

@@meh6953 I was B-Co 2/1 172nd in 04. Did I know you, brother?

[@westdoe2361]

I was around mostly 11b's, some good young soldiers, damn we got lucky.

[@SapperWolf]

he wasn't infantry, but ud call it a private kelo. because you just described the dude perfectly

[@narayanstitt3175]

Lmbo....pretty funny MP guy....lol.
I was in the infantry for 7 years. You were pretty much on point, but you forgot 1. Infantry Bragging about Bragg...the guy that rotates to a different base after Ft. Bragg and start every sentence with "Back at Bragg"

[@KINGcREATIVE]

Narayan Stitt oh no that’s everyone thats been at bragg. That lined is issued at cif and nvr removed from your records😂🤣

[@siddmic]

Maybe a misunderstanding about the name?

[@1327bulldog]

Man I hated that guy, always chose that patch over his eagle sammich,

[@mrpwp7814]

I hated Ft. Bragg. Now Ft. Ord....that was nice.

[@marcspade_pipes]

Been out for 6 years, I still start all my sentences with "Back at Bragg"

[@edwingonzalez7362]

11 Bang Bang HOOOAH. Number 15 needs to go somewhere. It's not that we don't like them, because we do love them. But no girls in the boy's scouts Hooah

[@mthewolf1095]

Fucking right brother. That shit drove me nuts when they brought in females into our boys club. I say if women want to be infantry, sure but keep them in an all female unit separate from us guys.

[@Saiyan_Goku]

M TheWolf you should see the rangers reaction to the chicks that just kinda were given the tab. Total shit

[@mthewolf1095]

Josiah 777 Oh I know, we did get a female medic in my unit (Infantry) that was a total badass. She could out PT (On the Male standards) over 95% of the guys and she could keep up with the scouts and out shoot many of our snipers. She definitely deserves to be given a chance to go to RIP. I'll have to check and see if she ever went, I know she was offered it once it was available. Plus she had a SMOKING HOT wife too. Both lipstick lesbians.

[@mrskevbo2010]

Am so glad this is a Sharp free zone ( cause some y’all ohhh laaawd

[@Crazy-Chicken-Media]

is don't ask don't tell still a thing? if so you're telln' on yourself

[@Williameagleblanket]

There was a few of these grunts like this. I retired before the female infantry BS though. Thank God. 🇺🇸🦅

[@blaggard132]

I refuse to believe there is Female Infantry...No Such Animal exist!!

[@SgtSnausages]

Retired Infantry Narco here. Checkin' in.
It's not so much Narcolepsy as the fact that we pull a 24-hour guard shift while your ass checks out at 18:00 and goes home to The Wife and Kids and get a full night's sleep.

[@JohnSmith-yr6je]

I’m in Rotc and tbh I hate the field sometimes it’s fun like shooting but anyone else hate being in cold and rain and being tired? Some people hella enjoy it and idk how

[@lisarenee3505]

#9... Guess you MPs don't know this, but we _don't have_ anything less than Expert shooters in 11B. You don't leave the range until you shoot expert. I've been on range duty where we were there well past quitting time waiting on a few scrubs to get their shit together & shoot correctly.

[@lisarenee3505]

@@cw6656 I don't know how Pogues & Fobbits do it, but we usually used regular 300m ranges with timed pop-ups.
Dude, you can try your lame insults all day long, but my DD214 _still_ doesn't care about your personal opinions. Hell, I'd be willing to bet that you never even served, or if you did you were some dirty nasty Leg weekend-warrior NG REMF. And please try to learn some basic 4th-grade spelling & grammar. "You're" is the contraction of "you are", while "your" is the possessive form of the noun "you." When you screw up basic grade-school stuff like that, you come across sounding like some ignorant troglodyte Trump-voter, and nobody _wants_ to sound like that.

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

Yeah, maybe for your unit bro.

[@Ghost-yj1xq]

Words from a Retired Staff Sgt who was a grunt 1976-1987. “It takes more smarts to be a marine in 0300 than it does to be 11B”

[@Ghost-yj1xq]

lisarenee3505 did you just put a “.” and then proceeded to start a sentence with “And” with a capital A also you’re a vet you really shouldn’t be that butt hurt by someone on UA-cam.

[@lisarenee3505]

@@Ghost-yj1xq Yeah I did, and both are perfectly grammatically acceptable. Perhaps if you'd paid attention in college you'd know that.

[@el3ctronic]

11B doesn't lead the way when obstacles are in their path. 12Bs do

[@patrickcooper2760]

I was a 12B also. 12B is infantry with an IQ. Lol

[@el3ctronic]

@@patrickcooper2760 or with a pick and shovel.

[@flackjacket8492]

I’ve not heard that in a long time “E-4 Mafia”.

[@Ghost-yj1xq]

Daphne Van Zant what’s true is E-4 Mafia for life

[@patriotpioneer]

Life is Not Equal. Women simply are not designed for the life of a Infantrymen, Mentally, Physically or emotionally, that being said alot of men are also not able to cope with being in the Infantry. What a Infantryman can go through on any given day is not explainable, You either understand this or you don't.

[@dylannorman4195]

patriotpioneer thats to black and white it doesnt work like that sorry

[@patriotpioneer]

Life is Black & White & That's exactly how it works......

[@dylannorman4195]

patriotpioneer i dont really share that opinion since the impossible has happened countless times through out history

[@dl-q3387]

patriotpioneer dude, just turn off notifications for the video did you seriously continue a conversation from a comment you posted two weeks ago?
Retirement is boring huh

[@patriotpioneer]

S3VEN, A better questions is, why did you comment on a 6 week old post.......

[@outdoorswithroostercurrie6984]

#13 MAD DAWG.... Sounds like most of the guys in my Old Unit. We always had a few guys confined to the Barracks, especially on long weekends.

[@globalrider9700]

I’m a Marine that went army. I, another marine, and an 82nd airborne medic went all 14 weeks due to army miscommunication. I was there when the first female reclasses ever popped in on week 7. It went from a brotherhood to weak in a week. Not to mention, you can no longer piss in the woods any more like we did before that week. We had to prep to make the training and infantry guys female friendly and we still had a DS get SHARPed for calling another male DS a dick. Oh and we had to lower ruck weight. Going marine to army was a joke but holy crap that was non stop.

[@cw6460]

Grunts fight. Pogs are fobbits who eat timmy hortons all day

[@seanwilson6690]

Finally back to the basics!

[@nunyabeeswax2638]

Remember folks, you cant take a DUMP without the MP.

[@armyretguy7365]

You forgot Mr. Houdini. The minute any details or hard work comes down, this dude vanishes right before your eyes. Shit is like magic....

[@mightymikethebear]

All MOS have that guy.

[@reddevilparatrooper]

Oh I forgot about the guys who were the "Bolo Badge Collectors". I knew a few guys back in the late 80s who were lucky to be in high speed units as soon as they finished OSUT Infantry and Airborne. One dude I knew at Ft. Carson CO. got into my battalion. He was the youngest E-5 I believe in the entire division. He was only 21 years old. This guy had Expert Infantry Badge, Airborne, Air Assault, Pathfinder, Italian, French, German, Spanish Jump Wings. To top it off his unit sent him to Ranger School before he made E-5 and smoked PLDC as top graduate. All because he got sent to Vicenza Italy as a young Private after Airborne School. This guy was very high speed in everyway. This fucker couldn't be touched or criticized by any officer or NCO in my battalion. After leaving for Panama a year later he made E-6 at 22 years old. Very rare for a soldier back in the late 80s. He was the guy at the right place and the right time always. Never heard or saw him again after. His name is still unknown to me till this day after 30 years trying to find him on Facebook.

[@garysand2261]

You’re a gate guard though 😂

[@Gorg-oe1hu]

For real 😂

[@mannyfit75]

You forgot the 11Bravo who always shout out, "STFU, POG!"

[@abntemplar82]

well as a retired infantry medic, all i'm going to say is you can't spell wimp without MP. but you are spot on about wearing gloves in an infantry barracks.

[@nodeloliver6201]

I'd hang out with number 10. Dude sounds like he has an EXPLOSIVE personality.

[@on2wheels378]

Great upload Sarnt. Spot on! 11B 1985-2009 11Z retired.

[@melvinyoung4276]

Lmao, you should do warrant officers or mechanics next.

[@DG-dk4oi]

A true infantryman would love this video

[@Murderface666]

I love how everyone is pressing the title "combat veteran" as if what they did was comparable to WW1, 2, Korea and Vietnam, but in reality, this last 20 years was for the most part nothing but fighting local villagers in ADIDAS pants or dudes dressed like they were in Jesus' yearbook. It was like an adult playing basketball with a 5 year old, but in the end, the 5 year old still won.

[@MrTonee12]

13 should be Litfantry

[@arjay3438]

Anthony Phillips or liftfantry lol

[@VarchimetheClash]

Why don't we want females in the barracks? SHARP. Nothing but love for ANY Bravos though 🤣

[@Ghost-yj1xq]

From what I’ve heard rucks are heavy enough.

[@pureredurped4917]

“Infantry gets shit done” The Infantrymen who completes the mission and stays silent until the next mission

[@tylerh.7733]

That's why I bought a gym membership and I'm trying to get as strong as possible while playing football

[@josephstalin3990]

As someone going into Marine Corps infantry I know it sucks to be the guy with no deployments

[@gaberesendez6492]

Turner Time i laught at the ones who consider oki a deployment

[@josephstalin3990]

gabe Resendez I'm not even in yet and wouldn't consider going to Japan a deployment lol

[@MinnesotaWoodsman23]

Turner Time hyper oooorah talkin bout deployments and "going into the Infantry" but aint even in yet 💀💀💀💀

[@josephstalin3990]

Some Internet Dweller Not yet but I am damn sure working on it 😈

[@josephstalin3990]

Some Internet Dweller Any advice for an applicant

[@leeglaser9042]

So many people getting butt hurt, lol. I was an 11B and this is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[@seanh0001]

Wife is an 11B. The other female infantry in her company don't receive any special treatment from leadership. They receive the same corrective training, disciplinary action, etc. They're treated like any male 11 series with respect to their pay grade (all of them are E-3 and below at this point, although I had heard there were some new female 11A; this I can't confirm.)

[@cjb5192]

Settle down there checkpoint Charlie. I think anyone who has been in infantry and at least went over seas once should have bragging rights. Dont be making fun of our grunts you POG

[@mancaveveteran4975]

Infantry couldn’t read that shirt....Scouts Out gents......Driver move out!

[@Indianamarksman]

My retaining NCO knows I want to reclass to 11b and he literally said I would be Infantry scholar 😂😂😂

[@davecarl7142]

Infantry: Purple Heart Brigade, Self propelled pop up targets, Landmine activators, Officer's cover: They lead, we bleed, Grass Cutters, Mules, COs guts, Range Finder, Earth Stains, Medic's War Paint, Walking Decoys, Hole filler, etc, etc...

[@killerdemo]

MP. Locking up brothers in arms

[@Repented008]

Brah, If I closed my eyes, I'd feel like Emenem was a vet.

[@chasereads9730]

Has this guy ever even been on the range with Infantry? Lol this was well done though good job. He prob was in it with the infantry deployed somewhere

[@TheHuntsman570]

0311 baby! Every Marine may be a rifleman, but there is only 1 TRUE rifeman in the Marine Corps. Ahaha much love y'all!

[@damone70]

Wow, you must be a badass in post 9/11 military. Ahahahaha

[@Cam-jv7qy]

Infantry bro.
He gots your back.

[@aetopus1228]

Then there's Type 16, the UA-cam infantry, who hasn't actually identified himself as one of the other 15, but is probably the one on coke.

[@noctis2476]

Infantry for army eats glue. Marines are a step up from them they eat crayons.

[@alkirkwood3802]

One Type of MP... Wants to be Infantry but can't handle the work.

[@countrylivingwithaprilandm7830]

Infantry is awesome. No other words needed.

[@towhomitrayconcern6512]

When I was in 2/5 we had a #13 we called him Libo risk Chris.

[@firehawkarcher1]

I love your channel and your videos. This is way too funny.

[@Mandilore89]

#13 should be the I-OD "Infantry-Over Dose"

[@cliftondavis22]

11-B here DD-214 after 7 years of service leaving rank E-6 so proud to have served my country and my family. Army Strong!! For ever... Ever only duty station was Ft.Stewart GA.

[@levinasraptorias]

Wasn't infantry (63B) but I was pretty much #3

[@cespinosa53]

Oright Infantry!! Let's go🤙👍🤠

[@skatex95]

MP - Someone who makes videos with the name A Combat Veteran when you're just pog as fuck...