Throughout the rest of the series, Snape has never shown as much violent determination as he did when he sprinted to that carriage to prevent students from making out!
Most terrifying things anyone could experience: #3: Being chased by a dangerous wild animal #2: Being caught up in a natural disaster #1: Seeing Severus Snape RUN towards you with bad intentions!
Well if it weren't for those meddling children from Gryffindor... Plus Luna always gets points docked off by repeatedly telling Snape about the wrackspurts in his head.
Considering how quickly and easily Snape caught everyone else, I can't help but feel that he knew Harry was there but deliberately let him listen in any way.
In the book Harry and Ron were walking and overheard snap and igor’s conversation and they actually did get caught. Snape said to Harry and Ron something along the lines of, “Out for a romantic walk in the evening,” or something like that
@@AngstyAnon Actually, he said "Keep walking.", “And what are you two doing?” he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead. Karkaroff, Harry saw, looked slightly discomposed to see them standing there. His hand went nervously to his goatee, and he began winding it around his finger. “We’re walking,” Ron told Snape shortly. “Not against the law, is it?” “Keep walking, then!” Snape snarled, and he brushed past them, his long black cloak billowing out behind him. Karkaroff hurried away after Snape. Harry and Ron continued down the path."
I was part of the Sex Police back in my home country of Senegal and let me tell you it was no easy job. Wizard or not, full blood or muggle, I feel bad for whoever has this horrible occupation bestowed upon them
LavenderThe Flower that was the carriage on the right side of the courtyard. snape went to the left one, which was nice and quiet and was not rocking at all lmao snape has spidey senses. it's fact now
If you think about it, he probably tried getting Harry's mom to dance with him when they were at the Yule Ball and probably also tried getting lucky, but failed miserably. So now he just ruins it for everyone else.
He's generous in taking points. McGonagall took 200 for being out of bed from firsties and sent them to forbidden forest ( which is restricted otherwise)
Actually in the books he found these very characters tossing about in some shrubbery in the fancy christmas gardens as he and Karkaroff were having their little chat. Same exact reaction. LOL!
Snape: Potter wandering around at night? I'm right on time! Horny students on prom night? I'm on my way! Death Eaters meeting and secret mission from Dumbledore? I can do both! Trio attacked by werewolf? I got this! Malfoy got assaulted? I'm already there!
Harrys in the forrest of Dean? Im be there is a minute! Harry's being attacking by Quirril? I'll stop him! Dumbledore put on a cursed ring? I'll heal him for sure!
It’s because he knows Dumbledore is hiding somewhere before appearing and saying “50 points to Gryffindor for Harry’s attempt in carrying on his blood line.”
Andre Montoya he wasn’t perfect but he demonstrated that he had compassion and love that is immense, everlasting. I think his temper and ill-mannered treatment of Harry and his friends makes more him complex and interesting. But at the end of the day, Snape was a hero that did care about the wizarding world as a whole
@Kefou Kefak Dumbledore was awful and selfish too. He only did things his way and dragged all the people with him. He didn't care if they got hurt or not in the process if it meant he could get what he wanted.
Only Alan Rickman's portrayal of him. In the book, Snape is unbearable, petty, and vindictice, he never really got over Marauders' bullying of him. He basically bullies students (mainly Gryffindor students, preferably Harry and Neville) to vent his anger and grudge. Sure his love for Lily softens him somewhat, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a sadistic, unfair, and unprofessional teacher to his students.
@Kefou Kefak First, Snape was not selfish, as he sacrificed everything to save the wizarding world. And no, he did not do that for Lily, as he continued to work for good even after Dumbledore died, after revealing that Harry must die - making his promise to protect Harry so her death is not in vain insignificant. And sorry, but if his taunting was the price for constant protection, risking his own life, then it was. Actions speak louder than words. Snape never crossed Hogwards rules with his teaching methods like Moody, Hagrid, Dumbledor or Umbridge did. Snape is one of, imo THE best HP character because of how complex he is - deeply flawed, haunted, layered, sad, brave, full of contradictions. Considering the emotional pressure he was under, he was a masterful spy. He doesnt suit your black and white labels or world view, which are imo incredibly immature.
when Snape started running I was like "omg is gonna catch Harry?!" then he just turned to the carriage ,"that...was...the scariest thing in my life..."
First time I see this. Wow, this Yule Ball really got the students' libido going on! And the way the car moves, clearly implies a sexual intercourse. It's a good scene, but seeing this, I understand why it got deleted.
it was unnecessary as fuck.... why did they even recorded it? I mean the snape karkaroff scene would be nice but the other things would have been annoyed
Subtitles for people asking: Karkaroff: It's happening again! Like before! And soon neither you nor anyone else would be able to deny it. Snape: Either way, Igor, I see no reason to discuss it. Karkaroff: It's a sign, Severus. You know it is. Snape: I don't know what you're talking about. Karkaroff: Really?! Then perhaps you wouldn't mind rolling up your sleeve, huh? You don't fool me, Severus. You are scared. Admit it! Snape: I have nothing to be scared of, Igor. Can you say the same?
If you don't know what they're talking about (The dark mark) this dialogue can be very..well..double sensed. Especially when reading that Igor tried to roll up the sleeve of Severus.
Did you know that Alan himself asked to choose the look of Severus? That's the reason his outfit has so many buttons and his sleeves go all the way to his palm, because he liked to imagine that Severus would everyday have to button up his whole suit! Wasn't Alan Rickman a genius?
I like Snape too. It is because he always was on Dumbledore's side and he worked with the dark lord too. [SPOILER] Snape killing Dumbledore was planned so he didn't betray him.
GeXo Razz But isn't it odd how Dumbledore - how he didn't hire Snape to help him hunt down the Horcruxes? Given surely Snape was the ideal candidate if you think about it ... his fascination w' the Dark Arts YET where we get Dumbledore who curses himself to his doom and Snape was quite angry and upset in the novel anyhow where Dumbledore had done such a 'foolish thing' when the Cursed Ring contained quite a 'curse of extraordinary power' ... surely Snape would have been the ideal candidate to secretly hunt down the Horcruxes and destroy them? I mean if he was planted as a double-agent to Voldemort - why not also hunt down Horcruxes eh?
GeXo Razz Pretty sure Snape couldn't care anything more or less really on Voldemort - considering he worked real hard to protect Harry - Lily's legacy and the fact he was loyal to Dumbledore - pretty sure Snape couldn't give a 'Fawkes' about it haha - and consider where Dumbledore implored Snape to kill him - Snape was clearly less than thrilled or happy to do such a thing - and not to mention Voldemort is a killer psychopath as Rowling described his character - he would go 'curse-happy' and kill unfortunate suckers - I'll bet enemy and friend even if they're loyal to him - I mean killed Snape despite Snape being one of his 'most loyal' Death Eater servants ...
Hmm, maybe Snape didn't have the skills to locate horrcruxes? Remember that Tom (Young Voldermort) asked Slughorn about the horrcruxes and he told him everything about it.
It's a small detail but I love it whenever we're reminded that students from other houses get together. A big thing that I didn't like about the movies was how divided the houses were. Also Snape remembers names and houses AND just redacted points for horniness. And then proceeds to search more carriages for students. We miss you every day Severus
As funny as it is to see Snape relentlessly search for inappropriate teens, I don't blame him one bit. The "reality"(I use this word lightly in this universe) of it is that if you send a kid back from boarding school on break with a baby, you're probably going to have some very angry parents after you😅
Snape is the best triple spy ever spying on Voldemort for Dumbledore and then spying on Dumbledore for Voldemort all the while protecting Harry his name should be 007 Severus Snape he's a better spy than James Bond
+ellenkingsley he actually didnt spy on Dumbledore, he just told Voldemort what Dumbledore and Snape decided together to tell, Snape would never tell Voldemort something Dumbledore didnt aprove as "information" for Voldemort. ofc from Voldemorts PoV he was a spy on Dumbledore.
elessal Not that I'm being a Trollinator BUT BUT he'd probably also have X-Ray vision not to dissimilar to Superman if you think about it though probably able to 'scan and analyze' one's heart beat and blood floor and skeletal framework ... rather than just 'the bare skin and flesh...'
vincent nguyen Well - not that I'm being a Trollinator BUT BUT surely you would have seen such scenes in some other films - well Gone in 60 Seconds for starters is one - or perhaps some horror films and such? And besides - let's just say its 'people's moments of intimacy and privacy ...
Jakira Kumahata yea there were scenes in the book where he was checking out the girls at the ball and made I think one of the patil twins feel uncomfortable
Alan Rickman almost didn't take the role as Snape. It wasn't till JK told him what his true heart was like and how he cared for Harry and also he had a lot of nieces and nephews begging him to take to up the roll. You should Google the guy that nearly played him. Tom Roth and OMG was he UGLY! So thankful Alan took the roll!
See a lot of negative complaints. Snape is just doing his job. My guess is Dumbledore set a rotation schedule. He did it for an hour and another teacher took over.
@@hahahahat7492 Nah, most schools try to block any sex happening on campus as a liability issue. After all, if some self-entitled parent's "darling" gets pregnant/gets someone pregnant on school grounds, the teachers are on the chopping block as acceptable scapegoats while letting said parents ignore THEIR own responsibility in raising said kids NOT to know that safe sex is the only acceptable option if you're going to have sex. Meanwhile, if the same action can be pinpointed as happening outside of the school, it's the parents and students' problems, the school is not liable. It's sad, but there's a LOT of self-entitled parents who act like teachers are replacement parents and babysitters who are supposed to do the parents' jobs for them
@@irondragonmaiden Sometimes there are also laws to force authorities to do this. For example in Germany the supervisor of a group must make sure that nothing is happening. For example seperated sleep rooms for girls and boys or not encouriging it. But of course you can not prevent it... Always.
What an actor was Alan Rickman. His role in this scene is perfect. The movements, the chosen words and the background conversation while he's catching the kids. I miss him in every movie he has worked in. Sorry about my english!
50 Karkaroff don't make one Snape. I love that point in the books when Dumbledore tells Snape that Karkaroff is leaving the country in fear of Voldemort and asks him if he's going to do the same, and Snape answers back "no. I'm not such a coward".
The difference is that Karkaroff publicly threw a load of Death Eaters in jail to escape imprisonment and told everything he knew about Voldemort. Snape played his part secretly and very well
a bit? he always bullied his students even before harry started going to hogwarts. and he bullied neville the most. but he did kinda care about them though. in this he’s not scared, just worried for the other students
@@saklee1777 stop this foolishness it was pretty common in Hogwarts Infact McGonagall teach students to kill kittens and Hagrid fed buckbeak slaughtered pets
dianna k Come to think of it, I wish they had kept a certain delightful chapter called 'Career Advice' in the movie (at least in portions). McGonagall: May I offer you a cough drop Dolores? McGonagall: I believe I should have made myself clear. Potter has received good marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts test set by a COMPETENT teacher. McGonagall: I will make it my life's mission to make Potter an Auror if it's the last thing I do! I have many issues with the WB version of HP but no issue I have, would surpass my angst with this scene being entirely left out.
Igor's acting is way over the top. And both of their lurching around like they're about to start breakdancing is distracting. I can see why they cut the scene.
@I it develops and adds a great addition to the death eater plot and the characters but with realistic comedic relief and contrast. Shows snapes conviction and igors fear. And how harry wants to have all the normal experiences thats his peers have had but the more important things and the world keep forcing him to his destiny even though its sad. And classic crouch in disguise as moody always there watching. Almost feel like crouch admired harry in a weird way but was always commited to the death eater cause regardless
For those of you wondering, the reason Igor wanted to see Snape’s arm is because of the Death Eater’s dark mark on his arm. Both of Snape’s and Karkoroff’s dark marks were blacker which is a sign that Voldemort was growing stronger and Igor was terrified of that.
DUDE I will defend Snape’s teaching forever He knew their names and what houses they were in when they were out of uniform If he didn’t care at all he wouldn’t bother
I found it amusing watching Severus stop students from making out while Igor is trying to converse with him. 😅 But that little defensive stance of pulling his arm back when he reaches to grasp it? My heart. 😢 More so seeing his memories in the next movies and knowing his past too. 😤
Hail Fang shuda just opened the door very slowly, and stood there waiting for them to stop and leave then taking their points, preventing them from leaving while they...continue...or contemplate what to do next
This scene is filled with food for the snape fangirls. 1:00 "Draw me like one of you french men, mister Igor." 0:45 "Cockblockius maxima" 1:14 "We both know I could literally kick your ass" *igor promptly runs off like a little bitch*
I'd say Snape is being too lenient on the point taking. Given the situation these kids were in, if I was Snape, I would be taking 60 points from both houses and give them 5 detentions.
+sarah farhan Person 1: "Give up, he doesn't like you." Person 2 (to their senpai): "NOTICE ME SENPAI!" Curious? Do you think Severus would ever let a girl he liked call him Senpai if he knew what the word meant? ;)
I love how Snape was being one hundred percent genuine about not wanting to join Voldemort. He probably went and reported what happened to Dumbledore about Igor immediately
+Lucy Shiels His voice god! My whole body just burns and melts when I hear it!!! If I could have one wish granted in the whole wide world it would be so that I could have Severus Snape read me an erotic book on a couch snuggled up in cozy blankets together in front of a warm hot burning fire during the evening while it was snowing outside!!! XD
Man, snape was the best, always.....idk why some people hate him because he's so serious all the time, but even if you have everh felt lonely or depressed or lost someone or yourself, you know how he feels and the only way for him to not go crazy and live on was to shut all his emotions after he lost lily, he always loved harry, he just never showed it
he is my favorite harry potter character but I dont think people hate him just for that its more because hes a child abuser and I think he caused nevilles parents deaths indirectly if I remember correctly
@@S.D.323 He wasn't responsible for the torture of Alice and Frank Longbottom, Neville's parents. It was Bellatrix Lestrange who performed the Cruciatus Curse on them. Additionally, Neville's parents didn't die if you've read the books properly.
@@VioletButterfly-ec4rr o yeah thats right they didnt die but he was responsible for harrys parents dying in a sense because he told voldemort about the prophecy if I remember correctly
And now Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry presents, professor Snape, the newest and most effective conception method in all of the wizarding world
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Throughout the rest of the series, Snape has never shown as much violent determination as he did when he sprinted to that carriage to prevent students from making out!
Why can’t Harry save his parents
Why didn’t Harry save Cedric and snape
Can you blame him...Imagine his face when he found out Lilly was pregnant
because he and lily couldnt do it so he is jealous.
and probably it reminds him of lily and james
"If I can't be loved then NOBODY can!"
Say what you want about Snape, at least he remebers the name of the students.
so he can remember who to take points from
Slughorn used to call Ron, Wallenby and Ralph and God knows what else. 😅
TheGoogoly SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Shreya Singh Slughorn is a weird fellow
TheGoogoly
Amazing memory considering how many there are...
Most terrifying things anyone could experience:
#3: Being chased by a dangerous wild animal
#2: Being caught up in a natural disaster
#1: Seeing Severus Snape RUN towards you with bad intentions!
Like in the HP games 😅😅
#1 is my worst nightmare
He moves like an angry spider
Olga Maria Borowska 0.47: Ten Points from Hufflepuff, FOR SEX
Sylvael2002
That’s venomous too.
I half expected Snape to appear behind Harry and just say "Didn't your mother ever tell you its rude to eavesdrop?"
That's brutal even for Snape. Sounds like something Draco would say.
That's brutal even for Snape. Sounds like something Draco would say.
Jack Kohler Snape would never insult Lily
I imagine he'd say "Typical, acting like your father as always Potter."
Sentinel LJ this sounds like something he'd probably say
Severus Snape, preventing teenage pregnancy in the Wizarding World
Who needs condoms, tubes getting tied and all round contraception when Severus is around.
lol. Not on his watch!
Well, I mean if that ever does happen without protection..
Fetus Deletus
Dan's Animations god that's funny!
Snape has mastered the spell 'Fetus Deletus'.
so that's why Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw always had so little points...
Pandała I'm surprised Ravenclaw never have as many points as they should, they're the smart house, maybe if the trio were in there
Well if it weren't for those meddling children from Gryffindor... Plus Luna always gets points docked off by repeatedly telling Snape about the wrackspurts in his head.
On Pottermore, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw normally won the House Cup. I was sorted into Ravenclaw.
And pottermore says im a Hufflepuff and then I deleted my acc did it again and I was a Ravenclaw, I AM A GRYFINDOR WTF
PotterLex sounds to me your a slytherin
Lucky Snape wasn't working on the Titanic...
Ben Faulkner OMG yes.
Ten points from third class Dawson and the same for First Class Dewitt Bukater.
Rory McKernan 😂😂
🙄
Lovejoy's magical counterpart.
Imagine if Snape caught the two boys at the start. 😂😂
Considering how quickly and easily Snape caught everyone else, I can't help but feel that he knew Harry was there but deliberately let him listen in any way.
In the book Harry and Ron were walking and overheard snap and igor’s conversation and they actually did get caught. Snape said to Harry and Ron something along the lines of, “Out for a romantic walk in the evening,” or something like that
@@AngstyAnon Classic Snape
@@AngstyAnon Actually, he said "Keep walking.",
“And what are you two doing?” he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead.
Karkaroff, Harry saw, looked slightly discomposed to see them standing there. His hand went nervously to his goatee, and he
began winding it around his finger.
“We’re walking,” Ron told Snape shortly. “Not against the law, is it?”
“Keep walking, then!” Snape snarled, and he brushed past them, his long black cloak billowing out behind him. Karkaroff hurried away after Snape. Harry and Ron continued down the path."
Im 100% he knew Harry was there. He and Dumbledore both had those heightened senses like that
@@AngstyAnon He never said anything like that.
I love the idea that Snape is the Self imposed Hogwarts Sex Police....LOL
I was part of the Sex Police back in my home country of Senegal and let me tell you it was no easy job. Wizard or not, full blood or muggle, I feel bad for whoever has this horrible occupation bestowed upon them
Camilo Guzman what are you saying? is the best! how many can be proud to say that by not doing their job they are making a lot of people happy?
+Jacob Vhabae I know! He can patrol me any day! ;)
It ain't sex that's problematic. Even in the magic world, abortion still the same
If he doesnt fuck no one fucks 😂
I could watch an entire movie of Snape catching kids making out.
Same lol
Omg honestly same 😂😂😂
No wonder no kids get pregnant at the school because of Snape
Suvir Sinha where can i watch cut scene of harry potter movirs
Snape:
* Potions Master,
* Defence Against the Dark Arts professor
* Hogwarts official sex police
Severus snape: 1
Uncontrolled teenage hormonal activity : 0
Severus Snape, preventing magical teenage pregnancy one couple at a time
does snape have like spidey senses when it comes to misbehaving schoolchildren oh my god
...or it could've Bern the obvious rocking of the carriage...
LavenderThe Flower that was the carriage on the right side of the courtyard. snape went to the left one, which was nice and quiet and was not rocking at all lmao
snape has spidey senses. it's fact now
I think he used Legilimency
He has a photographic memory. So that's why he's good at potions.
snapey sense (x
Snape; "I don't fuck, nobody fucks!"😂😂
If you think about it, he probably tried getting Harry's mom to dance with him when they were at the Yule Ball and probably also tried getting lucky, but failed miserably. So now he just ruins it for everyone else.
+JSRbowling595 I die a virgin and so should everyone else.
+TheDevious Probably his train of thought
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Highly unlikely. That's a kid's perspective :-)
Just 10 points? Snape was being very generous here.
Agreed.
He's generous in taking points. McGonagall took 200 for being out of bed from firsties and sent them to forbidden forest ( which is restricted otherwise)
FR
True. He could've put them in detention I suppose, for being 'out of bounds'. Hmmmm
"Love is a crapshoot, but good on you two for finding it."
the whole series is based on Harry eavesdropping and spying
and the rest of the 50% is him going "aaaaaaaargh"
I know, and this bugs me
It's Harry, what do u expect, he can't mind his own business
🤨 It pissed me off how he hated when people were being nosey with him but Harry had no problem in invading other people's privacy.
Or sleeping and having a nightmare
People in Harry Potter comment sections are literally the best.
i knoww right!
+Lacey Wright I'm literally crying with laughter xD
Absolutely! :'D
literally.
They are best for sure but fans of mma are better man. They are G. O.A.T.
I love Snape's little sprint to the carriage.
It's so out of character lmao
TheDevious No. Alan never made any mistake. He knew Severus Snape more than anyone else ;)
Actually in the books he found these very characters tossing about in some shrubbery in the fancy christmas gardens as he and Karkaroff were having their little chat. Same exact reaction. LOL!
Loren 1415
I do, too.😂
deceptively quick
The way Snape runs to the carriage and the way he snatched his arm away, so cute but so funny
"its a sign severus" "perhaps you dont mind rolling up ur sleeves"damn igor really wanted to make out with snape..itsyule ball afterall...
Lolll
This video unlocked a ship for me and now this video is always gonna make me laugh, just the way he says it tho
"Really? Then perhaps you don't mind rolling up your sleeve." said Karkaroff, seductively
I literally laughed out loud reading this xD
I cried
Chan Lach the noise Snape made after
Some 1 Azn omg I just read this comment when Karkaroff said that
Some 1 Azn
😂
I find this to be a funny scene no matter how serious it is suppose to be. But at least Snape unlike other Professors, remembers the students names
Miss Sakura Don’t you mean “No matter how Sirius it’s supposed to be?”
...I’ll show myself out now
Lol. Unlike Slughorn. Kept messing up Ron's name.
So it would be easy for him to deduct points and give detentions.
This is so obviously aimed at Slughorn I choked
Professor Bins was even worse than slug horn at remembering names
Snape is the greatest character in Harry Potter..
YES
@Richard Norman i totally agree.
Snape:
Potter wandering around at night?
I'm right on time!
Horny students on prom night? I'm on my way!
Death Eaters meeting and secret mission from Dumbledore? I can do both!
Trio attacked by werewolf?
I got this!
Malfoy got assaulted? I'm already there!
Nana Rene
Snape. The only one you can depend on!
This guy is so good I'd swear he has the Sharingan from Naruto xD
Harrys in the forrest of Dean? Im be there is a minute!
Harry's being attacking by Quirril? I'll stop him!
Dumbledore put on a cursed ring? I'll heal him for sure!
The hero this town doesn't deserve.
Need to teach Potter Occulumancy in the middle of the night, no problem!
It's weird to hear Snape say "10 points from" without it ending in Gryffindor.
It’s because he knows Dumbledore is hiding somewhere before appearing and saying “50 points to Gryffindor for Harry’s attempt in carrying on his blood line.”
That's why the scene was cut.
Let's be real here. Severus was the best part about this series.
@@Andre_APM wtf
Andre Montoya he wasn’t perfect but he demonstrated that he had compassion and love that is immense, everlasting. I think his temper and ill-mannered treatment of Harry and his friends makes more him complex and interesting. But at the end of the day, Snape was a hero that did care about the wizarding world as a whole
@Kefou Kefak Dumbledore was awful and selfish too. He only did things his way and dragged all the people with him. He didn't care if they got hurt or not in the process if it meant he could get what he wanted.
Only Alan Rickman's portrayal of him. In the book, Snape is unbearable, petty, and vindictice, he never really got over Marauders' bullying of him. He basically bullies students (mainly Gryffindor students, preferably Harry and Neville) to vent his anger and grudge. Sure his love for Lily softens him somewhat, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a sadistic, unfair, and unprofessional teacher to his students.
@Kefou Kefak First, Snape was not selfish, as he sacrificed everything to save the wizarding world. And no, he did not do that for Lily, as he continued to work for good even after Dumbledore died, after revealing that Harry must die - making his promise to protect Harry so her death is not in vain insignificant. And sorry, but if his taunting was the price for constant protection, risking his own life, then it was. Actions speak louder than words. Snape never crossed Hogwards rules with his teaching methods like Moody, Hagrid, Dumbledor or Umbridge did.
Snape is one of, imo THE best HP character because of how complex he is - deeply flawed, haunted, layered, sad, brave, full of contradictions. Considering the emotional pressure he was under, he was a masterful spy. He doesnt suit your black and white labels or world view, which are imo incredibly immature.
Dang I wish our school dance security officers were as dedicated as Snape. That would've saved some people from quite a bit of trauma.
Can we just take a moment to adore 1:01, where Professor Snape just acts like an adorable kid, going "nu-uh" to Igor. I mean it's adorable!!!
He didn't say anything...
@@laurenmungaray3912 🤦🏻🤦🏻 are you dumb
Snape is the greatest cockblocker of all time.
Danni Ruthvan
And the Ultimate Cockblock Award goes to...
PROFESSOR SNAPE!!!
that wasent funny😤😤🤬🤬🤬
@@arickman1946 Neither is your pathetic attempt at being funny
to ceap my students seaf dosent mean im funny.sir!
and your opinion its more pathetic than my atention
when Snape started running I was like "omg is gonna catch Harry?!"
then he just turned to the carriage ,"that...was...the scariest thing in my life..."
the way snape runs towards that carriage is freaking hilarious
First time I see this. Wow, this Yule Ball really got the students' libido going on! And the way the car moves, clearly implies a sexual intercourse. It's a good scene, but seeing this, I understand why it got deleted.
Michael Nascimento I was just about to say exactly that
The actor who played igor couldn’t deliver a line. That was worse than the cheesy sexy time lol
It's in the extended edition.
rowling for sure would have been pissed if they put this in
it was unnecessary as fuck.... why did they even recorded it? I mean the snape karkaroff scene would be nice but the other things would have been annoyed
Snape: If...I...am...to...be...a...vir...gin...then...so...must...you.........all.
That's not confirmed.
That's not confirmed anywhere.
Lol
It's confirmed..... ;)
Robert Lembo Where?
Snape looks (especially in these scene) so fucking elegant!
A ri YASS
YESSSSSSsssss
How surprising if considered that there's a Yule Ball in Hogwarts ;)
But...yes 3:)
Yessss!!
YESS.. bootiful snape
Defense Against The Block Arts Teacher
Defence Against the Sex/Cock Arts
@@ameliakyle7054 your comment needs more likes
Subtitles for people asking:
Karkaroff: It's happening again! Like before! And soon neither you nor
anyone else would be able to deny it.
Snape: Either way, Igor, I see no reason to discuss it.
Karkaroff: It's a sign, Severus. You know it is.
Snape: I don't know what you're talking about.
Karkaroff: Really?! Then perhaps you wouldn't mind rolling up your
sleeve, huh? You don't fool me, Severus. You are scared. Admit it!
Snape: I have nothing to be scared of, Igor. Can you say the same?
Thanx ! In addition, I'm French 😄 so it makes my life easier
You forgot "Ten points from Hufflepuff, Fawcette! And the same for Ravenclaw, Stebbins!
Thank you so much! I was scrolling down the comments hoping to find this.
If you don't know what they're talking about (The dark mark) this dialogue can be very..well..double sensed.
Especially when reading that Igor tried to roll up the sleeve of Severus.
Thx!
they made such a cool outfit for snape
I always thought he looked like a Catholic priest, which I guess suits him, but it's still weird...
Did you know that Alan himself asked to choose the look of Severus? That's the reason his outfit has so many buttons and his sleeves go all the way to his palm, because he liked to imagine that Severus would everyday have to button up his whole suit! Wasn't Alan Rickman a genius?
I prefer him wearing the cloak.
LaReineBleue actually it reminds me of neo in the matrix but it still look so fine on him, so it's ok
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Yes!
did anyone else notice Snape's almost slip at 0:44 i noticed it and was like DAMB BOY you got skill
LOVE SNAPE
Britney Mckinnon wow!! I didn't notice at first but he pulled it off really well
I noticed that too
That's my favorite part
I didn’t notice that before, but you’re right!
**is now imagining Alan Rickman actually slipping in the bloopers**
That's Alan Rickman, that's why !
Snape: "If I didn't get to shag during my Hogwarts days then NOBODY gets to shag!"
I SHAG HIM
@@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 wtf
I love the way snape says “i dont know were you talking about” the way is came out of his mouth is incredible 😂😂😂
YES the delivery was incredible 😭😭😭
@@flunked yeah its awesome 😂😂😂😂
I don't care what anyone says, Snape is awesome! xD
I like Snape too. It is because he always was on Dumbledore's side and he worked with the dark lord too.
[SPOILER] Snape killing Dumbledore was planned so he didn't betray him.
GeXo Razz But isn't it odd how Dumbledore - how he didn't hire Snape to help him hunt down the Horcruxes? Given surely Snape was the ideal candidate if you think about it ... his fascination w' the Dark Arts YET where we get Dumbledore who curses himself to his doom and Snape was quite angry and upset in the novel anyhow where Dumbledore had done such a 'foolish thing' when the Cursed Ring contained quite a 'curse of extraordinary power' ... surely Snape would have been the ideal candidate to secretly hunt down the Horcruxes and destroy them? I mean if he was planted as a double-agent to Voldemort - why not also hunt down Horcruxes eh?
Yeah I'm with you man, It is pretty weird. I guess Snape didn't want to betray Voldermort or Dumblerdore.
GeXo Razz Pretty sure Snape couldn't care anything more or less really on Voldemort - considering he worked real hard to protect Harry - Lily's legacy and the fact he was loyal to Dumbledore - pretty sure Snape couldn't give a 'Fawkes' about it haha - and consider where Dumbledore implored Snape to kill him - Snape was clearly less than thrilled or happy to do such a thing - and not to mention Voldemort is a killer psychopath as Rowling described his character - he would go 'curse-happy' and kill unfortunate suckers - I'll bet enemy and friend even if they're loyal to him - I mean killed Snape despite Snape being one of his 'most loyal' Death Eater servants ...
Hmm, maybe Snape didn't have the skills to locate horrcruxes? Remember that Tom (Young Voldermort) asked Slughorn about the horrcruxes and he told him everything about it.
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Severus Snape the only condom choice for the wizarding wold
It's a small detail but I love it whenever we're reminded that students from other houses get together. A big thing that I didn't like about the movies was how divided the houses were. Also Snape remembers names and houses AND just redacted points for horniness. And then proceeds to search more carriages for students. We miss you every day Severus
0:42 I like it how Snape acts like a cop
i know right 😃
He’d fit right in at the Ministry’s Department of Magical Law Enforcement
vadimzdonutube I think those are called aurors
The only man you can depend on when you’re in a bad state.
Lol same😂
Btw I’m your 700th like!😁❤️
I love Igor's face when Snape was being Hogwarts' sex police
As funny as it is to see Snape relentlessly search for inappropriate teens, I don't blame him one bit. The "reality"(I use this word lightly in this universe) of it is that if you send a kid back from boarding school on break with a baby, you're probably going to have some very angry parents after you😅
I love Harry's hair in this movie. It's so long.
Snape is the best triple spy ever spying on Voldemort for Dumbledore and then spying on Dumbledore for Voldemort all the while protecting Harry his name should be 007 Severus Snape he's a better spy than James Bond
ellenkingsley AMEN!!!!
+ellenkingsley he actually didnt spy on Dumbledore, he just told Voldemort what Dumbledore and Snape decided together to tell, Snape would never tell Voldemort something Dumbledore didnt aprove as "information" for Voldemort.
ofc from Voldemorts PoV he was a spy on Dumbledore.
+MieKayla Singleton amen!
Rest in peace Severus Snape/ Alan Rickman.
fata muijna like shit. I just found out about his passing. I was like, "oh no!" Like, i wasn't ready for that shit.
Everybody talking about Snape. I'm more worried about crazy Barty Crouch Jr. looking at me having sex with an x-ray vision eye.
not just that. he can see any female student nude whenever he want.
elessal Not that I'm being a Trollinator BUT BUT he'd probably also have X-Ray vision not to dissimilar to Superman if you think about it though probably able to 'scan and analyze' one's heart beat and blood floor and skeletal framework ... rather than just 'the bare skin and flesh...'
why r people making out in cars?
vincent nguyen Well - not that I'm being a Trollinator BUT BUT surely you would have seen such scenes in some other films - well Gone in 60 Seconds for starters is one - or perhaps some horror films and such? And besides - let's just say its 'people's moments of intimacy and privacy ...
Jakira Kumahata yea there were scenes in the book where he was checking out the girls at the ball and made I think one of the patil twins feel uncomfortable
I love the way that Snape says ‘can you say the same?’ 🤣
Igor: Then perhaps you dont mind rolling up your sleeve
Snape: BITCH DONT TOUCH ME I M NOT GAY
Hahaha lol
U sure about that snape-
Rickman happens to be the perfect Sanpe :D
Alan Rickman almost didn't take the role as Snape. It wasn't till JK told him what his true heart was like and how he cared for Harry and also he had a lot of nieces and nephews begging him to take to up the roll. You should Google the guy that nearly played him. Tom Roth and OMG was he UGLY! So thankful Alan took the roll!
***** I totally agree cause I am in love with Severus and I wouldn't have been like that if anyone had have played him
RIP
@@hermionemalfoy4082 You mean Tim Roth? Lol the disrespect to a fine actor.
See a lot of negative complaints. Snape is just doing his job. My guess is Dumbledore set a rotation schedule. He did it for an hour and another teacher took over.
I think it was more like he had different teachers and chaperones strategically placed around the school.
...and because he is the youngest of the staff
Or maybe he just did it because why the hell not xD
@@hahahahat7492 Nah, most schools try to block any sex happening on campus as a liability issue. After all, if some self-entitled parent's "darling" gets pregnant/gets someone pregnant on school grounds, the teachers are on the chopping block as acceptable scapegoats while letting said parents ignore THEIR own responsibility in raising said kids NOT to know that safe sex is the only acceptable option if you're going to have sex. Meanwhile, if the same action can be pinpointed as happening outside of the school, it's the parents and students' problems, the school is not liable.
It's sad, but there's a LOT of self-entitled parents who act like teachers are replacement parents and babysitters who are supposed to do the parents' jobs for them
@@irondragonmaiden Sometimes there are also laws to force authorities to do this. For example in Germany the supervisor of a group must make sure that nothing is happening. For example seperated sleep rooms for girls and boys or not encouriging it.
But of course you can not prevent it... Always.
What an actor was Alan Rickman. His role in this scene is perfect. The movements, the chosen words and the background conversation while he's catching the kids. I miss him in every movie he has worked in.
Sorry about my english!
Your English is wonderful
Snape: "Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about."
Sassy Severus
This scene was actually in the Book, except Ron was hiding with Harry when they were turned down by their dates at the Yule Ball
and the lovers were in bushes
Actually, I think they turned down their dates.
They were in the bushes listening to Hagrid flirt with Madame Maxime. Along with Rita skeeter as the bug
Apurv Chaturvedi I almost didn’t remember this except for Rita Skeeter.
Gus Dykstra Yeah I remember tha
50 Karkaroff don't make one Snape. I love that point in the books when Dumbledore tells Snape that Karkaroff is leaving the country in fear of Voldemort and asks him if he's going to do the same, and Snape answers back "no. I'm not such a coward".
Snape was never a coward..he was the bravest man..but it's really painful when he called "coward" by Harry and prof macgonigall ..
@@sipraroy8043 exactly. Betraying Dark Lord for years..that takes hell lot of courage.
The difference is that Karkaroff publicly threw a load of Death Eaters in jail to escape imprisonment and told everything he knew about Voldemort. Snape played his part secretly and very well
😂😂😂 loved snape. He was not evil to the students he did care but was a bit cold to them. Scenes like this were so damn funny
a bit? he always bullied his students even before harry started going to hogwarts. and he bullied neville the most. but he did kinda care about them though. in this he’s not scared, just worried for the other students
@@saklee1777 stop this foolishness it was pretty common in Hogwarts
Infact McGonagall teach students to kill kittens and Hagrid fed buckbeak slaughtered pets
@@saklee1777 The movies softened Snape's character quite a bit and cut out most of his bullying.
He might not be evil but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s an adult that spent most his time bullying kids.
The films really lightened the characters of Snape and Draco (also Bellatrix and Voldemort to a lesser extent).
Nobody is gonna mention the adorable startled sound he makes when karkaroff tries to touch his arm ?😂😂
YES IT’S SO PRECIOUS
I wish so many scenes weren't deleted from the movie, this is one of those scenes!!
If you but the movie on Apple TV, this scene is in there😋
dianna k Come to think of it, I wish they had kept a certain delightful chapter called 'Career Advice' in the movie (at least in portions).
McGonagall: May I offer you a cough drop Dolores?
McGonagall: I believe I should have made myself clear. Potter has received good marks in Defense Against the Dark Arts test set by a COMPETENT teacher.
McGonagall: I will make it my life's mission to make Potter an Auror if it's the last thing I do!
I have many issues with the WB version of HP but no issue I have, would surpass my angst with this scene being entirely left out.
Igor's acting is way over the top. And both of their lurching around like they're about to start breakdancing is distracting. I can see why they cut the scene.
There are several more important scenes lol
@I it develops and adds a great addition to the death eater plot and the characters but with realistic comedic relief and contrast. Shows snapes conviction and igors fear. And how harry wants to have all the normal experiences thats his peers have had but the more important things and the world keep forcing him to his destiny even though its sad. And classic crouch in disguise as moody always there watching. Almost feel like crouch admired harry in a weird way but was always commited to the death eater cause regardless
*AGGRESSIVE SNAPE NOISES*
XD
For those of you wondering, the reason Igor wanted to see Snape’s arm is because of the Death Eater’s dark mark on his arm. Both of Snape’s and Karkoroff’s dark marks were blacker which is a sign that Voldemort was growing stronger and Igor was terrified of that.
Severus Snape, plotting dark things, while at the same time makes sure his students are well behaved!
Only Alan could look so intimidating while staring into someone higher than him! Great actor! So powerful!
R.I.P Alan Rickman.
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I love how he's so dramatic in this scene with his actions! They should have kept it
“I have nothing to be scared of, Igor.” Snapes voice is SO HOT I CANT
I guess that's the only Hufflepuff getting action in the past 100 years.
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA^^^
Rene Aensland I'm a Hufflepuff and I agree
Rene Aensland hey 😑not cool dude not cool
BB-8 exactly
yeah but the most savage was....
RIP CEDRIC
Well at least now we know where Harry was during Ron and Hermoine's argument 😂
mickyjoe97 I was just thinking that
OMG FUCKING GOD YOUR RIGHT
Oh yeah i always was like where tf did Harry go.
Hermoine: Where have you been?
Harry: *about to tell her what he witnessed between Snape and Igor*
God damn now I wanna see it with the other scenes around it
DUDE I will defend Snape’s teaching forever
He knew their names and what houses they were in when they were out of uniform
If he didn’t care at all he wouldn’t bother
I found it amusing watching Severus stop students from making out while Igor is trying to converse with him. 😅
But that little defensive stance of pulling his arm back when he reaches to grasp it? My heart. 😢 More so seeing his memories in the next movies and knowing his past too. 😤
well at least he only take 10 points.
I'm sure any other teacher would've deducted just five!
Hail Fang shuda just opened the door very slowly, and stood there waiting for them to stop and leave then taking their points, preventing them from leaving while they...continue...or contemplate what to do next
in my school, you would get three days suspension at best and expulsion at worst for underage sex.
@@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan don't forget this is just a movie.
If it was Gryffindor he would have deadass taken 50 points each
This scene is filled with food for the snape fangirls.
1:00 "Draw me like one of you french men, mister Igor."
0:45 "Cockblockius maxima"
1:14 "We both know I could literally kick your ass"
*igor promptly runs off like a little bitch*
+Kimmy Cub I actually cried with laughter at this xD
this is why I read comments hahahaha amazing
Kimmy Cub thats so true
Snape fangirl🙋😂
Igor: Let's see your arm!
Snape: LOL, NOPE!
I'd say Snape is being too lenient on the point taking. Given the situation these kids were in, if I was Snape, I would be taking 60 points from both houses and give them 5 detentions.
Whole time, I was like, "Yes, Snape with your sexy voice!!!!"
I just love how he just knows the names and houses of those students. They aren't even in his house.
They weren’t even wearing their house colors since they’re not in uniform at the ball! Damn, Snape is really good at this.
why do i find it so adorable when snape lifts up his hand!
SAAAAAAAAME
Karkaroff: YOU ARE SCARED SEVERUS
Also Karkaroff: Proceeds to flee for his life in Terror when Voldemort returns
0:44-49 Snape's move there (which was hilarious 😂👌🏼 ) Snape is too awesome. Books and the movies. ❤️
Snape is senpai ❤️
+sarah farhan
Person 1: "Give up, he doesn't like you."
Person 2 (to their senpai): "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"
Curious? Do you think Severus would ever let a girl he liked call him Senpai if he knew what the word meant? ;)
Snape-pai
Senpai means upperclassman
0:45 NO POINT'S FROM GRYFFINDOR?! ONLY FROM RAVENCLAW AND HUFFLEPUFF?! I LOVE YOU SEVERUS!!! 😂
I love how Snape was being one hundred percent genuine about not wanting to join Voldemort. He probably went and reported what happened to Dumbledore about Igor immediately
has any one ever watched this at .5 speed, snape sounds drunk and its the funniest thing ever
Omg thanks
Yeah lol 😂
The next deleted scene is Snape waking up with the daddy of all hangovers, just a montage of him trying to stand up without getting a headache.
Snape: Cockis Blockus Maxima
I find it funny that cockblocking students is more important to Snape than Voldemort's return.
Snape definitely would of been a strict father , he would of been a father who taught his child discipline for sure.
I love Snape's voice
I mean seriously, if you're gonna have sex there, don't do it in a place that is expected! Lol, Snape was hilarious here.
Coitus interruptus
The way he *sprinted* towards that wagon 😂
I love it when Snape leans against the door when Igor leans in to see his arm he's like "Don't touch me bitch I'm to fabulous for you."
Why must I find Snape so hot?
What the fuck...
Camilo Guzman hahahahahah , jesus christ that was incredible !!
My word, your reply made me happy. I don't even know why.
Maybe because obsession with Alan Rickman's voice makes me identify strongly with your comment.
+Lucy Shiels His voice god! My whole body just burns and melts when I hear it!!! If I could have one wish granted in the whole wide world it would be so that I could have Severus Snape read me an erotic book on a couch snuggled up in cozy blankets together in front of a warm hot burning fire during the evening while it was snowing outside!!! XD
His hair with snow is so beautiful
Man, snape was the best, always.....idk why some people hate him because he's so serious all the time, but even if you have everh felt lonely or depressed or lost someone or yourself, you know how he feels and the only way for him to not go crazy and live on was to shut all his emotions after he lost lily, he always loved harry, he just never showed it
he is my favorite harry potter character but I dont think people hate him just for that its more because hes a child abuser and I think he caused nevilles parents deaths indirectly if I remember correctly
@@S.D.323 He wasn't responsible for the torture of Alice and Frank Longbottom, Neville's parents. It was Bellatrix Lestrange who performed the Cruciatus Curse on them. Additionally, Neville's parents didn't die if you've read the books properly.
@@VioletButterfly-ec4rr o yeah thats right they didnt die but he was responsible for harrys parents dying in a sense because he told voldemort about the prophecy if I remember correctly
I'M GONNA DIE HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
cause it got cut out
Chatches a gryffindor on sex in the carriage....
-10 for Ravenclaw
They should make a spin-off movie called “Severus Snape: and the Prevention of Pregnancy”
And now Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry presents, professor Snape, the newest and most effective conception method in all of the wizarding world