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  • @lazyninja1793
    @lazyninja1793 6 років тому +1519

    I hope all of your cousins watch this video Chilled. I can imagine the next family reunion: "Hey cousin Tony! Can I get a pizza dat ass?"

    • @ralphising6945
      @ralphising6945 6 років тому +89

      Cousin Tony is in for a good time.

    • @lenlatheultimatemod6259
      @lenlatheultimatemod6259 6 років тому +77

      Lazy Ninja Christmas reunion is going to awkward, but I think of the mistletoe gain a pass

    • @captainklein9171
      @captainklein9171 6 років тому +44

      Lazy Ninja Chilled: They must have ordered the meat lovers. ;)

    • @nikoong7937
      @nikoong7937 6 років тому +27

      Lazy Ninja Pizza with EXTRA MEAT please

    • @kakot_t3330
      @kakot_t3330 6 років тому +6

      yep

  • @coreynj
    @coreynj 6 років тому +143

    I don't put toilet paper on the seat. I get a wad of toilet paper wet and put soap on it, and just wipe it down until it's squeaky clean. Then I have no problems with it at all. Takes a little more time but it's less worries, and the next person who uses it would probably appreciate it too.
    Also, who takes a shit at Wal-mart? The people who work there, like myself.

    • @gellz653
      @gellz653 6 років тому

      coreynj OMG SAME

    • @bomb9446
      @bomb9446 6 років тому +2

      Boi I wipe the seat clean and cover it in toilet paper

    • @xboxoneoldmansregret1977
      @xboxoneoldmansregret1977 6 років тому +1

      Still not enough to get rid of the filth that is beyond our eyesight.

    • @spamtong.spamton1753
      @spamtong.spamton1753 6 років тому +6

      I don't do anything, I just sit.

    • @ppfson7021
      @ppfson7021 6 років тому

      coreynj hvu

  • @darthguilder1923
    @darthguilder1923 6 років тому +529

    “Is cousin incest?”- Chilled, 2017

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 6 років тому +7

      Darth Guilder ...yes.

    • @darthguilder1923
      @darthguilder1923 6 років тому +39

      Eric D. “By your definition”- Also Chilled, 2017

    • @johnfrancis3203
      @johnfrancis3203 6 років тому +8

      Darth Guilder no

    • @egeorgiades93
      @egeorgiades93 6 років тому +4

      If Chilled chooses the long distance (so long that the blood line connection is almost non existent) cousin then he is in the clear.
      If we wish to think deep here we are all cousins cause in the beginning there had to have been two!

    • @york7301
      @york7301 6 років тому +4

      hey man some people got hot cousins if you love eachother then fuck!! family just means you guys know eachother alot better feller...

  • @fullmetalval6380
    @fullmetalval6380 6 років тому +372

    6:46
    Now I'm just picturing Chilled trying to get rid of the evidence that he killed Bolshevik by throwing him out of a second-story window as hard as he could.

    • @loganmason5784
      @loganmason5784 6 років тому +31

      Bolshevik can never die, he is immortal.

    • @PaulHawke1337
      @PaulHawke1337 6 років тому +28

      Say that to Lenin and Stalin.

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 6 років тому +4

      It's like he just is sipping like a 48 oz sofa or some shit then just quietly snap its neck and chucks him out the window before Jess comes in the room

    • @bearium91
      @bearium91 5 років тому +1

      "YEET!"

  • @StormShaun
    @StormShaun 6 років тому +241

    I'm pretty sure marrying you cousin is legal in a few places. Even here in Australia!

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 6 років тому +9

      StormShaun
      What level of cousin is it?

    • @mollysteagall6737
      @mollysteagall6737 6 років тому +9

      Alabama

    • @StormShaun
      @StormShaun 6 років тому +36

      jthedog First cousins. Cue the banjos.

    • @whyamistillhere9718
      @whyamistillhere9718 6 років тому +3

      StormShaun my mom and dad are 4th cousins its legal I'm pretty sure

    • @alyhat5917
      @alyhat5917 6 років тому +5

      Its legal to marry your 1st cousin in Florida.

  • @sansthedog
    @sansthedog 6 років тому +847

    I never put toilet paper on the seat, I just wipe if I see some liquid on it, apparently I am a sociopath

    • @merlin1997ish
      @merlin1997ish 6 років тому +48

      Sans The Dog I wipe before and after, or ideal go home.

    • @talesofpassion1995
      @talesofpassion1995 6 років тому +14

      I also dont put toilet paper on ths seat since if it has an std on it already put toilet paper down wont help since you have to put the toilet paper on the seat into the bowl lol

    • @discipleofshaun5252
      @discipleofshaun5252 6 років тому +12

      Talesof Passion Not when you have a strand of paper that filters down into the water, so that when you flush you don’t have to touch anything.

    • @aqualiion6161
      @aqualiion6161 6 років тому +30

      I am with you. Sociopaths unite but if you die in a car crash then oh well

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 6 років тому +9

      Same. But then again, I am a sociopath anyway.

  • @eliteg125
    @eliteg125 6 років тому +131

    Ummmm Chilled you know guinea pigs can live up to 12 years

    • @chilledchaos
      @chilledchaos  6 років тому +173

      Oh....this is awkward

    • @kylescanlon9167
      @kylescanlon9167 6 років тому +5

      Mine lived for 8 years Chilled...

    • @eyelachfewd
      @eyelachfewd 6 років тому +5

      Its ok you can buy a new one for like 60 bucks

    • @madamehearse9379
      @madamehearse9379 6 років тому

      fly crap omfg dude hahahahahaahhahaha

    • @Rogsnutle
      @Rogsnutle 6 років тому +4

      I mean, my older sister drop kicked a stuffed one, so I can easily see Guinea Football being a thing.

  • @darthguilder1923
    @darthguilder1923 6 років тому +262

    When you have a cousin that’s adopted so isn’t actually related

    • @SBcard
      @SBcard 6 років тому +15

      Darth Guilder Are you trying to justify incest?

    • @chilledchaos
      @chilledchaos  6 років тому +166

      LOOPHOLE

    • @SteadfastWL
      @SteadfastWL 6 років тому +9

      Genetic first cousin in NY is legal.

    • @Link10103
      @Link10103 6 років тому +18

      Sounds like a green light.

    • @leifsolheim7279
      @leifsolheim7279 6 років тому +5

      I think I just realized I might have had something...FUCK IDK WHAT TO THINK

  • @somechicken
    @somechicken 6 років тому +94

    You spent 1/4 of this video evaluating the choices of either making out with a cousin or wearing cutoff shorts for the rest of your life. Frankly, i find that amazing.

  • @fullmetalval6380
    @fullmetalval6380 6 років тому +239

    Now hold on a second. When it comes to cousin, does it have to be blood related? What if you have a step-aunt/step-uncle and they have at least one child. Would that be considered better? Like does a "step-cousin" count? Just askin.

    • @Bananaficiary
      @Bananaficiary 6 років тому +37

      Leo also it’s just kissing it’s not sex

    • @fullmetalval6380
      @fullmetalval6380 6 років тому +8

      Neglar I know, but still. If I did go with the kissing the cousin option, I'd rather kiss a cousin who's not blood-related (if I could).

    • @AJKeio
      @AJKeio 6 років тому +38

      Ah but what if the not blood related one is ugly, but the blood related cousin is 10/10?

    • @exzombie8773
      @exzombie8773 6 років тому +4

      Leo my cousin was born then her mom then married my dads brother after she divorced the dad so she is my cousin but not blood related so yes you can have a cousin who isn't blood related

    • @vrailex2534
      @vrailex2534 6 років тому

      also for that question after that what if you have no friends and already don't care about your family

  • @Warden5490
    @Warden5490 6 років тому +144

    Chilled’s family is going to have a different outlook on him

    • @Grid433
      @Grid433 6 років тому +4

      I just want to see chilled’s mom and dad react to all his videos

  • @bigm9123
    @bigm9123 6 років тому +36

    You forgot to link John in the discription :/

  • @remiliascarletdevil8198
    @remiliascarletdevil8198 6 років тому +72

    As a lady, I can tell you any splashback is terrible. There are moments when a really big shit hits the water with a splash and your innermost part of thigh gets droplets of poop water. *shudder* It's not limited to public toilets either.

    • @CleoVonGem
      @CleoVonGem 6 років тому +2

      Remilia Scarlet Devil I second this. Ughhhh. Worst feeling ever. So cold and gross. 😫

    • @crowqueenamps
      @crowqueenamps 6 років тому +1

      Remilia Scarlet Devil
      Or even worse, when peeing you feel some splash you. And you know it's not water.

    • @superbtrilogy5049
      @superbtrilogy5049 6 років тому +2

      Wait do men have a different way to shit that does not involve splash back

    • @Abbandoneer
      @Abbandoneer 6 років тому +1

      Why not throw in a bit of toilet paper to soften the drop .-.
      Am I really the only person who does this??

    • @anxiousscribe
      @anxiousscribe 6 років тому +2

      +Abbandoneer
      When you have to shit, you go. There's no way I'm going to remember that .

  • @blackcupid7316
    @blackcupid7316 6 років тому +25

    I will “only” make out with my cousin if i “had to”

    • @Grid433
      @Grid433 5 років тому +1

      Me thinks the chilly doth protest too much

  • @lilium563
    @lilium563 6 років тому +104

    Incest is wincest

    • @Mat-zf9bf
      @Mat-zf9bf 6 років тому +2

      I did not need a reminder of that.
      THAT IS NOT WHERE I WANTED TO BE IN MY.LIFE, YET HERE I AM.
      Thank, and liked, so more can suffer with me.

    • @clubpat54
      @clubpat54 6 років тому +6

      Incest is wincest, keep it in the family :3

    • @lilium563
      @lilium563 6 років тому +1

      clubpat54 put your uncle to the test

    • @whattheactualfuck1158
      @whattheactualfuck1158 6 років тому +2

      and wincest is *_da-best_*

    • @grimtastic6356
      @grimtastic6356 6 років тому +2

      I see you too are a man of culture.

  • @tylercook4857
    @tylercook4857 6 років тому +22

    This would you rather episode was about as offensive as many CAH games

  • @aaronhelmsman
    @aaronhelmsman 6 років тому +67

    I poop without putting paper on the seat. I wipe the seat, but the toilet paper actually keeps more bacteria on it (since its porous) than a hard plastic seat

    • @therogueadmiral
      @therogueadmiral 6 років тому +1

      I do the very same.

    • @therogueadmiral
      @therogueadmiral 6 років тому +3

      Zatch Bell I believe the same, but there IS always a chance someone hasn't showered in days, someone pissed standing up and missed, or someone had, say, hemorrhoids. But I still can't be bothered to put down paper.

    • @icameheretolaughatyou4820
      @icameheretolaughatyou4820 6 років тому +3

      I squat. It's healthier and only my shoes get dirty.

    • @deadlysmurf4649
      @deadlysmurf4649 6 років тому

      I just spit and wipe the seat sometimes. That way it's my Bacteria thats all over the seat. Other times i just don't care

    • @timsaurusrex
      @timsaurusrex 6 років тому +3

      DEADLY SMURF thats uh not how that works unless you have fuckin lysol spit lol

  • @egoarmyic
    @egoarmyic 6 років тому +28

    Chilled I’m telling Grandpa

    • @chilledchaos
      @chilledchaos  6 років тому +22

      Vito? Is that you?

    • @egoarmyic
      @egoarmyic 6 років тому +9

      CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) no this is Patrick

    • @johnfrancis3203
      @johnfrancis3203 6 років тому +4

      egoarmyic wait. 2 things: one, you actually have a cuz named vito?
      2. Patrick=related?

    • @coachhedge8218
      @coachhedge8218 6 років тому

      Chiled is vito an actual name?

  • @brandonaraya4132
    @brandonaraya4132 6 років тому +16

    I fuckin love galm man

    • @joelami2157
      @joelami2157 6 років тому +2

      Brandon Araya galm a real g saying that he die for chilled and the rest of the crew

    • @brandonaraya4132
      @brandonaraya4132 6 років тому +2

      Joel Ami i think he's an amazing person tbh (though his rage is also) nice

    • @ppfson7021
      @ppfson7021 6 років тому +1

      Basically

  • @luissandoval1385
    @luissandoval1385 6 років тому +13

    Zeroyalviking is like family to Chilledchaos. So in that tense has chilled already been performing acts of incest by hooking up Ze? This is one many questions scientists still can't answer.

    • @droppkick1538
      @droppkick1538 6 років тому +1

      yess ssir its Luis I can lol.
      Incest in a broad term means blood related. They aren't blood related which means, its not incest.

    • @luissandoval1385
      @luissandoval1385 6 років тому

      Dropp Kick yeah i know lol its just funny in that sense

  • @sansthedog
    @sansthedog 6 років тому +87

    Demeter, Goddess of Wheat(Worst domain ever btw)
    2nd born of the original 6. Her daughter married Hades after he kidnapped her (Charming).
    Demeter asked the titan of magic Hecate to light the way for her. Demeter’s daughter Persephone spends one third of the year with Hades, a second third with Demeter, and the last third for herself. It is thought that this is why crops don’t grow during the winter months
    Edit: Goddess of agriculture, not wheat

    • @commanderpeacekeeper937
      @commanderpeacekeeper937 6 років тому +6

      I'm pretty sure it was agriculture, not wheat

    • @Nobody1613
      @Nobody1613 6 років тому +10

      actually her daughter spends 6 months in hades an the other 6 on the world, hence when she travels to hades the trees start to die (autumn) followed by cold (winter) cause Demetra (the greek name) is in mourning, when she returns life rebirths (spring) followed by good weather (summer)

    • @sansthedog
      @sansthedog 6 років тому +3

      Okestrofakias it’s actually 9 months with Hades, 3 with her mom, just searched it up

    • @sansthedog
      @sansthedog 6 років тому +2

      commander peacekeeper I knew I had something wrong there, thanks for correcting me

    • @warbossguttz7407
      @warbossguttz7407 6 років тому +2

      Oh you think agriculture is the worst domain tell that to all the people that died when she caused a never-ending winter because she was depressed.

  • @daisyw4348
    @daisyw4348 6 років тому +21

    Apparently putting toilet paper on the seat is dirtier than not using paper on the seat

    • @ice9743
      @ice9743 6 років тому

      LIES!!!!!

    • @MyLonewolf25
      @MyLonewolf25 6 років тому +4

      Corey McClain it’s true
      Tp is porous and holds bacteria
      A hard plastic seat doesn’t
      Also there’s literally next to no chance of catching ANYTHING from a seat unless you have a open cut

    • @ice9743
      @ice9743 6 років тому

      If you assume that the outer-most layer of the toilet paper roll is clean, then that's your problem. I always throw the outer part of toilet paper immediately into the toilet, and then use the next layers of paper. Also if there is something on the seat that can harbor bacteria (e.g. small amounts of feces) the bacteria will transfer to you, and since you can't wash your ass cheeks off the bacteria can spread. At that point it very likely could spread to where you could get infected a number of different ways.

  • @juantheenchilada4528
    @juantheenchilada4528 6 років тому +10

    I want to point out a pair of jeans that have most of the legs cut off and ripped for the low price of $111(you could see it when chilled looked up cut-off shorts)

  • @SnappilyJosh
    @SnappilyJosh 6 років тому +12

    Am i the only one that wipes the toilet seat before sitting on it?

  • @lucaswatson5697
    @lucaswatson5697 6 років тому +36

    So this is where I say I don't put toilet paper down cause I don't find it gross because the dollar bill you have in your pocket was probably in multiple strippers g-strings are you going to stop using money

    • @corbygray528
      @corbygray528 6 років тому

      Debit/credit cards yo. Haven’t seen paper currency in like a month.

    • @Crystal_Bull
      @Crystal_Bull 6 років тому +1

      Also (according to my parents, no idea how reliable it is) it can be worse for you (and is obviously worse for the environment due to more paper being used.) *shrug* Id NEVER heard of doing that before.

    • @heehee8044
      @heehee8044 6 років тому +1

      Yeah I don't think I know anyone who does that... I don't lol

    • @BankBryee
      @BankBryee 6 років тому

      Unless u run around Magic City picking up 1s off the floor, that's very unlikely. A LOT less likely than a toilet seat having ass germs

  • @t2watch851
    @t2watch851 6 років тому +14

    I dont put toiletpaper on the seat but I do take a fuck ton of toiletpaper and wipe the seat about 20 times before seating on it even if it is at my own home.

    • @jinjrbred
      @jinjrbred 6 років тому

      I like to watch. same!

  • @Plummchild
    @Plummchild 6 років тому +9

    Wait, you put toliet paper on the seat?

  • @lunar_storm08
    @lunar_storm08 6 років тому +19

    FUNNY STORY INVOLVING THE FIRST QUESTION there was a girl in my school who was dating this guy and, because she is saving herself for marriage, they were just making out and shit bUT AFTER A COUPLE MONTHS THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE COUSINS so yeah, make outs happen all the time and sometimes you accidentally make out with your cousin XD
    Edit: they ended up breaking up right away! fyi, they were like both disgusted and it was a big talk around our school, but no one (luckily) bullied them

    • @lunar_storm08
      @lunar_storm08 6 років тому +2

      Also real talk, putting TOILET PAPER ON THE SEATS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS JUST A WASTE OF TP AND A THINLY VEILED ATTEMPT AT BEING CLEAN...any time I tried I would go to side down and it would just slide off and I was just...fuck it, I don't do it anymore...but I also used to clean restrooms so I know that most places use good cleaning supplies and clean them often enough that it's not disgusting...DONT JUDGE ME
      Edit: also being a woman I guess they're cleaned more often than not? ALSO I WIPE THE SEAT DOWN BEFORE I SIT SO??

    • @skoony2995
      @skoony2995 6 років тому +1

      Is this one of those time when you say "i know this guy..." but its really you? Haha jk

    • @lunar_storm08
      @lunar_storm08 6 років тому

      Haha, nah, if it was me I'd be straight up. Shit happens, right? :'D

  • @Scuzz1204
    @Scuzz1204 6 років тому +7

    There is an incest app, it's for a specific country though I forgot which one though. Also someone call P.E.T.A. (Protection of Everything That Animals)

    • @johnkirsch5479
      @johnkirsch5479 6 років тому

      Now now Cyanide, we don't need to call PETA. Yet.

    • @beybladeguru101
      @beybladeguru101 6 років тому

      Iceland, and it’s specifically an app to prevent incest.

  • @logansmith2703
    @logansmith2703 6 років тому +7

    Incest actually DOES vary based on culture.

    • @kevinrendon8397
      @kevinrendon8397 6 років тому +1

      Josh Burton it doesn't exist there

    • @darkmiku2483
      @darkmiku2483 6 років тому

      Josh Burton CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL

  • @MillieJaneee
    @MillieJaneee 6 років тому +7

    haven't laughed so much in ages :')

  • @KaitherBlood
    @KaitherBlood 6 років тому +17

    What about cousin by marriage?

  • @juantheenchilada4528
    @juantheenchilada4528 6 років тому +7

    I want to point out that chilled said choke a fish when they don't have necks 0.o

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o 6 років тому +1

      Well, you can choke a person with a pillow, and neck wouldn't be involved.

    • @juantheenchilada4528
      @juantheenchilada4528 6 років тому +4

      MrCh0o that would be asphyxiation which is cutting off air so they die from lack of oxygen while choking or strangling involves the neck

  • @sleepyjaytv9497
    @sleepyjaytv9497 6 років тому +45

    Are we talking cousins related by blood or cousin in-law?

    • @KipperOrigin
      @KipperOrigin 6 років тому +5

      The assumption would be blood.

    • @droppkick1538
      @droppkick1538 6 років тому +1

      JPerryTV a cousin in law isn't incest sooo....

    • @BankBryee
      @BankBryee 6 років тому

      Does it really make it any less worse?

  • @emilyjones9235
    @emilyjones9235 6 років тому +17

    I dont actually put toilot paper on the public bathroom seats

    • @ice9743
      @ice9743 6 років тому +1

      Are you actually Smarty, and are admitting the truth on a second account because you knew they were recording and didn't want to admit it then?!

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 6 років тому +4

    Yes! Love these little random things like would you rather, Google feud, higher or lower etc

  • @proggaming5314
    @proggaming5314 6 років тому +4

    I just sit down no paper... suck on that world

  • @loosburn4902
    @loosburn4902 6 років тому +3

    I have earned the title of 'sociopath' and all I had to do was be too lazy to put toilet paper on a toilet seat b/c I don't really care.

  • @WolvenReaper
    @WolvenReaper 6 років тому +8

    Personally, I dont put toilet paper on the seat in public bathrooms, but I wipe it down if its dirty. Calling me a sociopath Chilled?! :P

    • @chilledchaos
      @chilledchaos  6 років тому +2

      You're a mad man...

    • @WolvenReaper
      @WolvenReaper 6 років тому

      CriousGamers (Chilled Chaos) but chilly, im also italian

    • @CleoVonGem
      @CleoVonGem 6 років тому

      Ditto. Wipe it down if there’s anything on it, but don’t sit on toilet paper.

  • @sol2544
    @sol2544 6 років тому +4

    Me: *Sees title, starts video*
    Oh boy.

  • @Darkspire94
    @Darkspire94 6 років тому +3

    I don't put paper down. Studies have shown it doesn't really do anything. So it's just a waste of time.

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 5 років тому +1

    I only have 1 cousin and he's 35. Cut-off shorts can be versatile. They didn't specify the length of the shorts. You could take jeans and cut them below the knee. Then you just look poor, but it's better than havin' your meat flaps flailing about.

  • @DarrynPusey
    @DarrynPusey 6 років тому +3

    God I love gaLm 😂😂

  • @ManfredDudesonVonGuy
    @ManfredDudesonVonGuy 5 років тому +1

    The phrase is "blood is thicker than water" but that's a shortened version of the phrase and as a result has reversed in meaning over time. The phrase now means family is more important than anything else. Originally, it went "the blood of the covenent is thicker than the water of the womb" meaning that the relationships you form in life among people outside your family (especially among comrades in arms, where it was used orignally IIRC) are stronger than family bonds.

  • @Moon-ob8dd
    @Moon-ob8dd 6 років тому +12

    So defensive with the first question.

  • @LoneWolf-so9zu
    @LoneWolf-so9zu 6 років тому +2

    I loved galm in this video

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 років тому +13

    4:10 Jesus what kind of car are you guys riding that can carry 11 people?

    • @johnbuck156
      @johnbuck156 6 років тому +9

      Derp Chaos pretty sure the context is that there are 5 people that are a mix between close friends and family. Not 5 of each

    • @tokatstorm9270
      @tokatstorm9270 6 років тому +3

      1+5=11?

    • @timtamthesuperhero
      @timtamthesuperhero 6 років тому +1

      I'm pretty sure it meant a combination of friends or family that add up to five people, not five friends and also five family.

    • @1ProAssassin
      @1ProAssassin 6 років тому +1

      Or it could be he drove into the house where 5 close friends and 5 family members were... Still a car accident that he's responsible for

    • @xboxoneoldmansregret1977
      @xboxoneoldmansregret1977 6 років тому

      Clown car?

  • @jameeblack5310
    @jameeblack5310 6 років тому +1

    Chilled, I am the sociopath who doesn't put toilet paper on a public toilet. I just...never got into that habit. It didn't matter to me. Cause if a bathroom was that dirty than I wasn't using it at all.

  • @Reydioactive
    @Reydioactive 6 років тому +6

    wear something over the shorts

    • @Bananaficiary
      @Bananaficiary 6 років тому +10

      ReyDragons he can’t ever take them off. Ever take them off. Think about it.

    • @Reydioactive
      @Reydioactive 6 років тому

      Neglar I doubt they mean that serious literally never

    • @darkmiku2483
      @darkmiku2483 6 років тому +1

      Neglar but u can cut holes to pee and wear jeans over the shorts

    • @mdaily318
      @mdaily318 6 років тому

      ReyDragons Think about Tobias

    • @alexgeissler3990
      @alexgeissler3990 6 років тому

      Legion Panther I was waiting for someone to say this

  • @CrisKun1
    @CrisKun1 6 років тому +2

    Everything is so much better with GaLm in it :3

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 років тому +9

    And wearing cut off shorts is not bad with being a male stripper...

    • @ice9743
      @ice9743 6 років тому +5

      But you can never take them off... NOT EVEN TO SHOWER!

    • @finalfiend335
      @finalfiend335 6 років тому +2

      85 year old male stripper... i think ill pass

  • @evanthornburg8171
    @evanthornburg8171 6 років тому +3

    He makes me feel bad that I don't put paper on the seat

  • @trashking6415
    @trashking6415 6 років тому +14

    When I was younger I witnessed my guinea pig die to a dog, and that conversation and reenacting the noises of a dying guinea pig is highkey bringing back traumatic memories D:

  • @shadowsnesgamer1453
    @shadowsnesgamer1453 6 років тому +2

    I'm pretty sure Galm suggested he knew the answer to the "make out with your cousin" question because at some point Chilled told him a saucy tale about it at one point in his life :D

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 6 років тому +14

    0:38 You know making out with your cousins is not that bad...

    • @skoony2995
      @skoony2995 6 років тому +2

      Derp Chaos you must be from the south...

    • @droppkick1538
      @droppkick1538 6 років тому +2

      skoony would you believe me if I said its actually mostly states up north that allow first cousin marriage? And that most of the south states punish incest by sending both of them to jail?
      Just uh. Fyi. Its true.

  • @awkwardlife1855
    @awkwardlife1855 4 роки тому +1

    With the toilet water that splashes back onto you, there are toilets in my school where they flush on there own, also while you're sitting on it, and the water will splash on you and it's the most uncomfortable thing

  • @hunteraimone3967
    @hunteraimone3967 6 років тому +11

    I've actually kissed my cousin. Not bad considering she's hot and my age

    • @tbonestk6440
      @tbonestk6440 6 років тому +4

      I kissed a human

    • @Crow653
      @Crow653 6 років тому +12

      Besides possibility of birth defects, there's nothing purely wrong with incest unless you include humanity's weird moral system.

    • @jemarcoballard6911
      @jemarcoballard6911 6 років тому +5

      Hunter Aimone my brother fucked a dog

    • @CleoVonGem
      @CleoVonGem 6 років тому +4

      Mystical Ronin
      Oh.
      :|

    • @jemarcoballard6911
      @jemarcoballard6911 6 років тому +2

      CleoVonGem lol

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 6 років тому +2

    I don't put toilet paper on the seat... I just wipe it and clean the seat heavily.
    Anyone else with me?

  • @dattos140
    @dattos140 6 років тому +1

    1. kiss your cousin once 2. never be able to take of shorts that make you look fat imagine you cant take them off even to poop

  • @JunohProductions
    @JunohProductions 6 років тому +2

    I love these random John phone calls. He's so much better when he's not on camera. I think it's because he gets nervous when he's recording.

  • @damianquick7854
    @damianquick7854 6 років тому +1

    Galm is the whitest sounding black person ever

  • @brianbuchwak9981
    @brianbuchwak9981 6 років тому +2

    Omg smarty tied for a win in a game he didn't play.

  • @bookl0ver
    @bookl0ver 6 років тому +2

    I love one on one videos with GaLm. He's such a fun personality

  • @MsTake-mx1fi
    @MsTake-mx1fi 6 років тому +1

    Lizards are people too... they live longer then dogs

  • @Dykramer
    @Dykramer 6 років тому +2

    Welp... I don't put toilet paper on my seat, should definetely start now

  • @Vegasboy1038
    @Vegasboy1038 6 років тому +2

    Story/confession time! I had once made out with a cousin when I was like 7 and I had never seen her before so I thought she was a family friend since it was a party and there were a lot of friends so we played hide and seek and we both his under a bed and one thing led to another and it ended like that, I discovered she was my cousin when she left and my mom told me to say bye to my cousin. I was scared as fuck

    • @crowqueenamps
      @crowqueenamps 6 років тому

      abel vasquez
      Oddly enough, something similar happened like that to me. At a sleepover when I was about six I was dared to kiss a guy. My innocent self didn't know he was my cousin and I didn't find out till after the sleepover.

    • @Vegasboy1038
      @Vegasboy1038 6 років тому +2

      Queen Crystal Star /AMPS yeah its a pretty scary thing to realize that you made out with someone your related to. We met again a few years later now that was wierd but we let it be water under the bridge and forget about it, how about you?

    • @crowqueenamps
      @crowqueenamps 6 років тому

      abel vasquez
      My mom talked to me about it. I realized it was wrong and moved on.

    • @Vegasboy1038
      @Vegasboy1038 6 років тому +2

      Queen Crystal Star /AMPS yeah I moved on with it lucky my mom didn't find out about it.

  • @trevordrummond2585
    @trevordrummond2585 6 років тому +1

    You should play Hearts of Iron 4, that would be so cool!

  • @matyert
    @matyert 6 років тому +1

    Whenever I use a public restroom I put toilet paper over those gaps in the stalls. I saw it on American Dad and went "hmmm this would be wonderful"

  • @slikwolf
    @slikwolf 6 років тому +1

    I never put toilet paper on the toilet, i don't feel comfortable using a public toilet, i usually will wait to go home to use the toilet and i can wait for example i go to school at 7;20 to 3;15 and if we went to the dog park it would be from 7;20 to 3;00 to about 4 or 5;00, i only use public toilets if i really have to go

  • @get_hard5867
    @get_hard5867 6 років тому +1

    Something that stays with you forever or one that lasts maybe 10 to 15 minutes?

  • @zio_Phillip
    @zio_Phillip 6 років тому +1

    I pull a jackie chan when using the public restroom aka i squat

  • @christopherarchie4652
    @christopherarchie4652 6 років тому +1

    I don't put toilet paper on the seat but i take sanitizer and wipe down the seat

  • @akumuryuu
    @akumuryuu 6 років тому

    The first question... I'm guessing most those 35% are female. Because in their case, cutoff shorts are not that bad.

  • @beardedbatman2914
    @beardedbatman2914 6 років тому +1

    Loved how a would you rather turned into a long conversation about pooping in public yet I was entertained through all of it

  • @thenarrator9204
    @thenarrator9204 6 років тому

    Chilled, I carry Lysol wipes to clean the seat chemically before sitting down on it.

  • @ahdurian
    @ahdurian 6 років тому +2

    Poor Bolshevik

  • @k1llez4fun65
    @k1llez4fun65 6 років тому

    That entire opening segment, I kept yelling at the screen “STOP JUSTIFYING IT YOU’RE MAKING IT SO MUCH WORSE”
    Too bad chilled isn’t my cousin

  • @jordanm985
    @jordanm985 6 років тому

    hey chilled how's the cousin? Good, good... What's her Instagram by the way? Cool, cool, thanks

  • @Sketchy-Looking_Duck
    @Sketchy-Looking_Duck 6 років тому

    G.A.W.S.! Where you at?! We need you determine what miracle GaLm's smile has brought upon us!

  • @Linkus368
    @Linkus368 6 років тому

    I dont put toilet paper on the toilet seat. BECAUSE I DONT SHIT IN PUBLIC TOILETS

  • @MindOfVii
    @MindOfVii 6 років тому

    I don’t put toilet paper on my seat because that toilet paper picks up more germs than the seat, toilet seats are meant to not hold germs.

  • @Numbers257
    @Numbers257 6 років тому

    4:00 Pfft easy, I'd rather do a Paul Walker than do a Yoteslaya..... Wait.... Never mind, Yoteslaya died as well.

  • @derpydergann
    @derpydergann 6 років тому

    Honestly I don't do either when it comes to the whole toilet seat, I just squat over it and LET LOOSE THE FURY OF THOUSAND CHILE FRIES!!! Then proceed to wipe the toilet seat for the next person ^^

  • @michaelstoverjr9270
    @michaelstoverjr9270 4 роки тому +1

    Same sans the dog

  • @lasergone
    @lasergone 6 років тому

    Chilled!! My pigs are horrified by your statement xD But they make happy noises when they hear your voice anyway xD
    Besides my last guinea pig became 12 years. These two I'm looking forward to 8 minimum ^_^

  • @sourseff
    @sourseff 6 років тому

    In Canada (where I live), it's completely legal to marry and have kids with your FIRST cousin. So it's not my preference but hey Chilled, it's fine in Canada & in some US states.

  • @LukeLantern
    @LukeLantern 6 років тому

    I _love_ Would You Rather, and if someone asked me if I'd rather watch a *Chilled Chaos* video or be sliced all over and then jump into a pool of lemon juice... I'd start removing my clothes in preparation for my lemonade bath. *_Jk jk, love you Chillywilly

  • @westonflame9702
    @westonflame9702 6 років тому

    I'd be a cucumber, then I get soaked in a little bit of vinegar, and I get to shout "I'M PICKLE RICK!"

  • @garrettwatcheroftheabyss2073
    @garrettwatcheroftheabyss2073 6 років тому

    Question 2: “OH NO NOT THE TOKEN BLACK GUY” (don’t get butthurt it’s a joke)

  • @SilveredRaven
    @SilveredRaven 6 років тому

    "This just in, Chilled's family successfully distanced themselves from him after this video was leaked"

  • @xenomorph2056
    @xenomorph2056 6 років тому

    I guess I'm the sociopath lol...I never put TP down on a public toilet...it takes too much work 😂

  • @cameronsmith1339
    @cameronsmith1339 6 років тому

    Scottish citizen here. Most(?) European nations have 1st cousin's as legal, due to monarchy and all. If I remember correctly the chance of genetics causing deformity is something like 2% in non-related people, and about 4ish% in cousins. For context, I have sleeping problems and read stuff on the internet at night.

  • @johnfrancis3203
    @johnfrancis3203 6 років тому

    I don't do the toilet paper thing but when you've seen the outdoor latrines at boyscout camp.... ehhh fuck it
    As for the cousins.... I've got some decent looking cousins, and I'm sure if the situation were explained, it would be fine. Also I'm adopted.
    My friends or me? Depends. A while back, I had "friends" and I really think they hated me and I kinda hated them so... ehhh fuck it
    As for now.... meh. I think I'd die

  • @FEKana
    @FEKana 6 років тому

    "Be a vegetable and therefore a non-Living object"
    Last I remember,Plants were living objects

  • @videogamerwolf
    @videogamerwolf 6 років тому

    I don't add toilet paper to the seat or those paper seat covers you sometimes find in fancier public toilets. WITH THAT SAID. I ALWAYS wipe the seat off with toilet paper thoroughly even when it looks 100% fine. and if I don't think a wipe can fix it, I move on or pinch the cheeks OR ( I'll admit to having had done this before in dire need) id go directly behind the place or in the woods ( if possible.) and wipe my butt with stolen toilet paper.( FUN FACT) toilets are made out of porcelain (For THIS very reason) and porcelain is resistant to bacteria build up. Bacteria cant stick to it so I'm not to worried about that since with a simple wipe I can move ANY build up already there and I'm honestly more worried about the potential piddle or caca on the seat than that.

  • @BaMafromLa
    @BaMafromLa 6 років тому +1

    Rip bolshevik

  • @donvalentino9822
    @donvalentino9822 6 років тому

    7:00 well time to kill my neighbours parrots...I ain't killing my lion doggo, he would kill me emotionally and physically before I took my seconds swing

  • @TheJimStannum
    @TheJimStannum 6 років тому

    We need fanart of Chilled choking out a fish. Now.

  • @Seluecus1
    @Seluecus1 5 років тому

    I'd rather make out with my cousin instead of wearing cutoffs for the rest of my life.... One is a permanent thing. LOL Plus, i have hot cousins. :P

  • @sociallyundead419
    @sociallyundead419 2 роки тому

    6:50 As a proud lizard mama who now cuddles with her lizards and takes them on walks... I would absolutely smite my neighbor's animals to keep my lizards alive. And I will decimate anyone who dared try and touch them. 🦎👦🦎