I Married Stardew Valleys Best DILF. It Was Incredible.

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @NinoKito
    @NinoKito  Рік тому +467

    DILF JUMPSCARE. Imma do a lil plug cause this mod was suggested by someone on my discord, and you can join that discord here! >:3
    discord.gg/ninonetwork

    • @skycats6663
      @skycats6663 Рік тому +6

      Next, the DILF Yandere mods come out cause the cat boy manifest it the same way Penny's Yandere mod came.

    • @skycats6663
      @skycats6663 Рік тому +2

      Next, the DILF Yandere mods come out cause the cat boy manifest it the same way Penny's Yandere mod came.

    • @-Nameless.
      @-Nameless. Рік тому +2

      Marlon the DILF master 😩 💀

  • @yissibiiyte
    @yissibiiyte Рік тому +3917

    Considering the farmer always sleeps off any injuries they sustain in just a few hours, Marlon must be really weak if he can't do something as simple as regrow his eye

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 Рік тому +359

      Fr, we can survive a mega bomb explosion a few feet away and just sleep it off or eat a few pieces of bread and we're good to go

    • @peopleyouforgot
      @peopleyouforgot Рік тому +143

      Or the thing that got him…
      is really, really strong 😨

    • @star_fru1tz
      @star_fru1tz Рік тому +45

      @Myownchaos sleep of the pain :3
      or eat a salmon berry

    • @mayochupenjoyer
      @mayochupenjoyer 9 місяців тому +26

      just eat a field snack smh my head

    • @pokemata1035
      @pokemata1035 5 місяців тому +7

      @@mayochupenjoyer Wait.........your shaking your head your head

  • @N4THANIEL-
    @N4THANIEL- Рік тому +1781

    "Dude I think we broke his heart in two.
    Just like Fin."
    THAT PART KILLED ME LMAOOOO

  • @sammcburney148
    @sammcburney148 Рік тому +1724

    Actually, Pam says "Damn" in the vanilla game.
    "It's none of your damn business where I go!"
    Said to Penny during a heart cutscene

    • @MattHoltshusband
      @MattHoltshusband Рік тому +201

      Alex will say "damn I could go for a burger " too

    • @sammcburney148
      @sammcburney148 Рік тому +47

      @@MattHoltshusband ah I never noticed that. Thank you :) (I almost always go for Penny lol)

    • @gaybowlofcereal
      @gaybowlofcereal Рік тому +99

      Clint says "damn it, i'm too old to do anything excited anymore" too

    • @MattHoltshusband
      @MattHoltshusband Рік тому +14

      @sammcburney148 I usually go for penny too I only married Alex bc I wanted to see his 10 heart event lol

    • @MattHoltshusband
      @MattHoltshusband Рік тому +3

      14 heart event I mean

  • @spamaccount2147
    @spamaccount2147 Рік тому +1223

    "Did Gil make his disabled friend walk all the way down to the pier" I CHOKED ON MY WATER

  • @star_fru1tz
    @star_fru1tz Рік тому +443

    "gay couple that lives up in the hill"
    i have that same head canon but with linus and wizard

  • @beebopop721
    @beebopop721 Рік тому +1575

    it threw me off when nino said that gil is marlon’s boyfriend because i always thought gil was his old decrepit dad…..

    • @SkullTheFox06
      @SkullTheFox06 Рік тому +160

      I always considered them together as well 😅😂

    • @scullyskeleton5527
      @scullyskeleton5527 Рік тому +193

      I thought they were brothers

    • @catroe
      @catroe Рік тому +75

      Thought it was a son and dad duo he's so old he can't get up

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 Рік тому +49

      I always thought they were gay-

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface Рік тому +63

      I mean, Don't think there's anything cannon around Markin and Gil aside from the fact they know each other and are somewhat close?? For all we know they could be either of those things, honestly unless CA confirms something himself, I'm personally just assuming they're brothers lol

  • @star_fru1tz
    @star_fru1tz Рік тому +322

    alternative title: nino marries an old man with severe ptsd

  • @MariaAdele
    @MariaAdele Рік тому +732

    🚨WARNING DILF JUMP SCARE: 0:36 🚨

  • @BeesCrochet
    @BeesCrochet 11 місяців тому +288

    when marlon said "i guess i owe you a story then?" if it was irl i would have sat on the floor with my juice box like a 5 year old

  • @lnkr2310
    @lnkr2310 Рік тому +596

    That sword practice does not sound like sword practice...

    • @JasperJay555
      @JasperJay555 Рік тому +53

      Nah, I thought of a different sword frfr

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 11 місяців тому +30

      Talk about a sword upgrade

  • @Mossymoss69
    @Mossymoss69 Рік тому +266

    “Alwyas use protection Nino” 💀

  • @lemurkat
    @lemurkat Рік тому +562

    Im not so fond of grumpy old man Marlon but the level of care and effort put into this mod is commendable

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 5 місяців тому +74

    Even in the base game, characters just decide they have to tell you everything if you catch them deep in thought. Alex just gets caught saying “Hey, dog. None of these people have seen the shit that we’ve seen,” and then he decides we deserve a summation of his trauma. We could’ve just been popping over to Joja for sunflower seeds. I think the whole town has a lot to get off their chests, and thankfully the new farmer is Confidant Gretchen Weiners with everyone’s secrets

  • @abigailramage5827
    @abigailramage5827 7 місяців тому +67

    "But I ain't that man" well FUCK now i NEED to download this mod that made me SWOON

  • @heoniseokjin
    @heoniseokjin Рік тому +604

    Marlon: *reveals tragic backstory and gives profound speech*
    Nino: can we hold hands on the walk back?
    that was so incredibly funny for some reason 😂

    • @JasperJay555
      @JasperJay555 Рік тому +17

      Which one held the head and which one held the butt?
      -Nino, 2023

  • @Flufferz342
    @Flufferz342 Рік тому +356

    It’s all fun and games until Marlon called Nino his Lover 😂

  • @kuromixxo9795
    @kuromixxo9795 Рік тому +191

    I really hope with the new Stardew update they add some of the “older” characters to the marriage candidates in vanilla game 😅

  • @x.basil-foxx.x
    @x.basil-foxx.x 10 місяців тому +111

    “Marlon was a good marry!”
    10 seconds later: *files for divorce*
    “I just don’t like it you know?”

  • @Atommygun
    @Atommygun Рік тому +130

    I bet the monster they fought in the desert was the "sand dragon"

    • @AmarisFrede
      @AmarisFrede 2 місяці тому

      Isn't there something skelletol sticking out of it's mouth?

  • @asteria5382
    @asteria5382 Рік тому +110

    "I bet it's like a dried peach"
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Luneanna
    @Luneanna Рік тому +144

    He is not dilf. THATS A GILF.

    • @tatertits
      @tatertits 3 місяці тому

      what’s gil? is he also a GILf? 😭

  • @fleacythesheepgirl
    @fleacythesheepgirl Рік тому +140

    Yes! So much this. The older you get the weirder it is to romance Sam or Abigail😅

    • @lord_ozymandias
      @lord_ozymandias 10 місяців тому +45

      i was playing sdv as a young teen and even i felt weird abt the prospect of going after the “younger” bachelors cuz i was like. isn’t the player character a full blown adult? who had a real job for multiple years? was always leah and elliott for me DHDHDHHD

  • @aroaround
    @aroaround Рік тому +150

    Imagine dumping 999 wine in the lake 😂

    • @PiaFanfic
      @PiaFanfic Рік тому +37

      is going to fuck with the ecosystem surely

    • @august_rose5684
      @august_rose5684 Рік тому +36

      ​@@PiaFanficthe fishies and sea monster gonna be drunkkkk

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@august_rose5684 Fish: Bro wtf is in this water

    • @FilbieTron
      @FilbieTron 3 місяці тому +1

      Linus would never forgive you

  • @CaitieGenny
    @CaitieGenny Рік тому +71

    “…can we hold hands on the walk back?” Really tickled me 😂

  • @OfficialKioshithebestgirldoggy
    @OfficialKioshithebestgirldoggy Рік тому +150

    I can already tell this is gonna be good

  • @SikkaDee33
    @SikkaDee33 Рік тому +52

    “He’s in his fancy cape!” 😂 so precious

  • @thisrandomperson1843
    @thisrandomperson1843 Рік тому +111

    I just recently found out that there's a mod for Stardew Valley that does let you marry Mayor Lewis(the mod is titled "Looking for Love", which I think also Mets the player marry Marnie and Pam as well).
    I found out about this through reading a random Reddit comment, left a comment about it on a different post, and a helpful reply let me know the mod name, and found.the mod from there.

  • @sirinonhyperion
    @sirinonhyperion Рік тому +74

    hes such a cutie 😭 but tbh i feel like he'd be better as this sort of mentor figure like nino mentioned in the beginning. still, gotta love how this mod gives him so much personality even tho it's pretty simple. kudos

  • @skeevantas
    @skeevantas 10 місяців тому +17

    The amount of solid snake references is cracking me up. I don't know if they were intentional, but especially the "i always kept you waiting" at the gravesite

  • @alphatrep6726
    @alphatrep6726 Рік тому +192

    Marlon is so fine though 😭

  • @maxdeliverspackages
    @maxdeliverspackages Рік тому +32

    Bro I JUST saw the gravestone bit. MY NAMES FINLEY, MY NAMES ON THE GRAVESTONE DID I DIE?!!???
    Genuinely hilarious

    • @03_x
      @03_x 5 місяців тому +2

      Aw man that sucks.
      How does it feel to be snapped in two mate?

    • @shigushigu741
      @shigushigu741 Місяць тому

      Based Kaito pfp OP

  • @kur_omiii
    @kur_omiii Рік тому +79

    Perfection comes only in two things
    Stardew Valley
    Nino Kito

  • @esfrnshesegysegt
    @esfrnshesegysegt 9 місяців тому +28

    "i guess i broke his heart in two"
    me: **wheezing** just like finley
    nino: just like fin am i right aaaaaaaaaay

  • @assassins_kill5og577
    @assassins_kill5og577 4 місяці тому +8

    “I bet it’s so wrinkly” 💀I died at that comment. I was not expecting Nino to say that

  • @kathigh8122
    @kathigh8122 6 місяців тому +8

    “This was a good marry” “good-morning lover” “this was a terrible marry”

  • @america2793
    @america2793 Рік тому +22

    “We built dilf city on rock and roll”

    • @Cjh137
      @Cjh137 5 місяців тому +2

      I both love and despise you for this masterpiece of a comment

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 3 місяці тому

      Dammit. 😂

  • @randomkidontheinternet5893
    @randomkidontheinternet5893 4 місяці тому +5

    “I may be old, but I’ll beat you with one arm behind my back!”
    “You can tie my arms too, if you want~”
    “THAT’S THE WAY!”

  • @MeganSeigler
    @MeganSeigler Рік тому +18

    A few characters do cuss in the vanilla game actually. Alex and Pam both say damn at least once.

  • @SillySpectre
    @SillySpectre 10 місяців тому +6

    the voice nino gave marlon reminds me of the spirit of the west from rango and now I cant get that image out of my mind

  • @bishop-kalamari
    @bishop-kalamari Рік тому +11

    THANK YOU FOR DOING THISSSS i love this mod, marlon was actually the first character i ever actually MARRIED in stardew even in my years of playing...i love him so much yall hes so lovely

  • @taco_queen5420
    @taco_queen5420 Рік тому +31

    “Stardew Bachelors Sucks” …. Your entire channel says you think otherwise.

    • @JasperJay555
      @JasperJay555 Рік тому +11

      Bro he is simping for all of them

  • @Yourlocalsalamence
    @Yourlocalsalamence Рік тому +23

    he knows how to use a sword

  • @reincarnation-kc3qs
    @reincarnation-kc3qs Рік тому +18

    6:03 YAY GRAVITY FALLS REFRENCE

  • @kabam01
    @kabam01 Рік тому +18

    Now I'm curious if he's gonna do a Kent mod xD Which I'm honestly curious about lol

  • @westrany2764
    @westrany2764 Рік тому +9

    Honestly Nino, you're such a good story teller! Have you thought about making a Stardew fanfic podcast?

  • @sleepyluciferd
    @sleepyluciferd 10 місяців тому +8

    Nino is a twink cat boy but then he pulls out his old british dilf voice and I’m just ???

  • @avocatto1877
    @avocatto1877 9 місяців тому +2

    I really like the portraits for this. Marlon is like... So much my type

  • @autumn_nights392
    @autumn_nights392 15 днів тому +1

    NINO THE FANART AT THE END-

  • @mokimon5079
    @mokimon5079 11 місяців тому +6

    I can't believe Sandy ate a man 💀

  • @Bananachan289
    @Bananachan289 Рік тому +10

    There’s never a space before he calls someone kid 😭

  • @akarikazi
    @akarikazi Рік тому +138

    stardew bachelors do NOT suck. there's harvey, and um...... uh..... uhm.... uhm,,,.......................,

  • @DreamcoreMills_Editz
    @DreamcoreMills_Editz Рік тому +7

    Nino: JESUS CRIST! he’s walking

  • @thewingedcheetahwolf2615
    @thewingedcheetahwolf2615 Рік тому +14

    This was so cute and sad honestly would marry him with this mod tbh

  • @mouldycai
    @mouldycai Рік тому +7

    why does marlon’s portrait look like joel from the last of us

  • @Breadman2478
    @Breadman2478 6 місяців тому +1

    The title of this video is crazy, not judging. You're a great guy. I was just scrolling through UA-cam trying to find a wholesome stardew valley video to watch with my very Christian nana and found this. I might play it for the jokes

  • @VinniaShorts
    @VinniaShorts Рік тому +4

    Th3se mods are absolutely amazing!
    You posted again, I’m so happy :D
    Love your vids ❤❤

  • @Allenfam0107
    @Allenfam0107 Рік тому +21

    This is why I love stardew

  • @oddtaku8246
    @oddtaku8246 Рік тому +5

    I was watching this on twitch and it was so awesome! Had to leave before it finished but it was very enjoyable

  • @kennaelpis
    @kennaelpis Рік тому +2

    when the world turns it's back on you, you turn your back on the world. - timon

  • @KatJustice97
    @KatJustice97 10 місяців тому +1

    The music choice in this video is impeccable

  • @jeonseokmin6688
    @jeonseokmin6688 Рік тому +6

    23:17 Did we just get Rick Rolled?

  • @juli827g
    @juli827g Рік тому +2

    I love this! I'm new to this channel, and when he said "aaah I'm humpty dumpty dude!" I pressed follow, that was hilarious to me ahhaha

  • @Moonie_Phase1
    @Moonie_Phase1 4 місяці тому +2

    2:25 Sam actually swears base game

  • @MayaLeafly
    @MayaLeafly 2 місяці тому +2

    24:40
    Good lord 💀🙏🏼😂

  • @Random_fae
    @Random_fae 10 місяців тому +4

    8:56 GILL SASS

  • @tiasmith3499
    @tiasmith3499 2 місяці тому

    I like how when you try and talk to Gil it's just like * Gil spits in your face and throws a cigarette on you which catches on fire and sets you into flames *

  • @SarahLee-zg5xy
    @SarahLee-zg5xy 4 місяці тому +1

    crazy how Jodi was not in with the stardew moms we love at the beginning😔

  • @-voiddx-
    @-voiddx- Рік тому +4

    Omg it was my first stream I managed to watch from beginning to end and I loved it! Will definitely use twitch way more now xD

  • @RACOONAFIED
    @RACOONAFIED Рік тому +13

    MARLON MY FAVOURITE IS FINALLY GETTING A STORYYY :D

  • @JessicaFloresM
    @JessicaFloresM 5 місяців тому

    The fact that I'm so invested in this. I've been binge watching these videos for 4 days now.

  • @0000Sierra117
    @0000Sierra117 Місяць тому

    Marlon's Theme is my favorite track on the ost

  • @RagdollX
    @RagdollX Рік тому +8

    I love your personality and your channel. ❤

  • @ollybrown7403
    @ollybrown7403 11 місяців тому +2

    I not even gonna lie I generally screamed when you Said that last part 🤣😭

  • @velvertie
    @velvertie 2 місяці тому

    unrelated to the video but i just loaded up stardew valley and i have downloaded a bunch of new mods, and seb just walked out of the house, gave me a flower he grew himself then asked me to dance with him. the tears in my eyes.

  • @LiviaQuinton
    @LiviaQuinton Рік тому +3

    I’m always wait for you to post and it’s so amazing when you do

  • @Sillybilly597
    @Sillybilly597 Рік тому +6

    I swear nino always makes me happier

  • @JlBUNROCK
    @JlBUNROCK Місяць тому

    God i have beyond deranged feelings for Marlon, some of which involve a rope, whip, and very detailed hands

  • @Bulbo987
    @Bulbo987 Рік тому +11

    i fucking love marlon. hottest dilf in stardew for sure.

  • @Th3.H0n3y.K4t
    @Th3.H0n3y.K4t 10 місяців тому +1

    literally every single part got my spitting out the food IM DOING HOMEWORK AND I SPIT MY FOOD ONTO MY PAPPEERRRRRR

  • @Akira_of_the_Fae
    @Akira_of_the_Fae 10 місяців тому +2

    I think stardew expanded also gives him working legs, but no romance, very good story though

  • @morganicsmoothie964
    @morganicsmoothie964 2 місяці тому +1

    this streamer is the most aggressively bisexual man i have ever witnessed (/pos)

  • @FujiokaSayori
    @FujiokaSayori 10 місяців тому +2

    17:55 FRYING😭

  • @MrTheCow
    @MrTheCow 9 місяців тому +2

    4:24 me when I’m doing homework and my dad is yelling at me

  • @HyperKittenz
    @HyperKittenz Рік тому +6

    your marlon voice sounds like daryl dixon

  • @iminlovewithHelloKittyXD
    @iminlovewithHelloKittyXD 8 місяців тому +2

    omg at 4:06 someone said i'll hold your sword Marlon in the chat 💀💀💀💀

  • @Bubbafanforever
    @Bubbafanforever 3 місяці тому

    2;24 there’s actually a price of dialogue from Sebastian in the normal game where he says damn so

  • @loveydoveydoll4
    @loveydoveydoll4 Рік тому +11

    Why is he fine though-

  • @tarochanEN
    @tarochanEN 4 місяці тому

    The fan art at the end made me SCREAM

  • @Idrawsoimadrawer
    @Idrawsoimadrawer Рік тому +35

    Nino in the thumbnail being me fr. (ps. Who made the thumbnail?)

    • @NinoKito
      @NinoKito  Рік тому +22

      The artist is Cheriiart you can find her on Twitter and Instagram! :3

  • @pinkpusheenpaws
    @pinkpusheenpaws 5 місяців тому

    it might be a coincidence but how this mod writes marlon kinda reminds me of roy from ted lasso 😭 the voice def adds to it

  • @danileandro5791
    @danileandro5791 Рік тому +6

    dilf supremacy

  • @venndogsun
    @venndogsun Місяць тому

    marlon got me doing the debbie ryan i can’t lie

  • @tiredishere
    @tiredishere 10 місяців тому +2

    I was gonna watch this video. But then I decided I'm gonna go and romance Marlon myself. (I'm gonna come back and watch later to support the channel, dw.)

  • @peytonboldt4609
    @peytonboldt4609 Рік тому +5

    SVE Marlon is literal daddy material

  • @xxsunflower_fruggiexx9280
    @xxsunflower_fruggiexx9280 3 місяці тому

    Marlon Gil and Finely were definitely in a pollycule

  • @terrk6338
    @terrk6338 8 місяців тому

    i think his original portrait slays more

  • @lologamer346
    @lologamer346 Рік тому +6

    NINO WHY?! Marlon was a great marry choice

  • @JustMatias
    @JustMatias Рік тому +1

    23:09 SOMEOME SANG "HUMPTY" OF MITSKI, DYING!

  • @sarcasmical
    @sarcasmical Рік тому +3

    Lol I already loved you and now that I know you have the same ick as me about the word "lover," I love you even more. 😂