I Married Stardew Valleys Best DILF. It Was Incredible.

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  • @NinoKito
    @NinoKito  Рік тому +476

    DILF JUMPSCARE. Imma do a lil plug cause this mod was suggested by someone on my discord, and you can join that discord here! >:3
    discord.gg/ninonetwork

    • @skycats6663
      @skycats6663 Рік тому +6

      Next, the DILF Yandere mods come out cause the cat boy manifest it the same way Penny's Yandere mod came.

    • @skycats6663
      @skycats6663 Рік тому +2

      Next, the DILF Yandere mods come out cause the cat boy manifest it the same way Penny's Yandere mod came.

    • @-Nameless.
      @-Nameless. Рік тому +2

      Marlon the DILF master 😩 💀

  • @yissibiiyte
    @yissibiiyte Рік тому +3979

    Considering the farmer always sleeps off any injuries they sustain in just a few hours, Marlon must be really weak if he can't do something as simple as regrow his eye

    • @angycat4262
      @angycat4262 Рік тому +365

      Fr, we can survive a mega bomb explosion a few feet away and just sleep it off or eat a few pieces of bread and we're good to go

    • @peopleyouforgot
      @peopleyouforgot Рік тому +146

      Or the thing that got him…
      is really, really strong 😨

    • @star_fru1tz
      @star_fru1tz Рік тому +45

      @Myownchaos sleep of the pain :3
      or eat a salmon berry

    • @mayochupenjoyer
      @mayochupenjoyer 10 місяців тому +27

      just eat a field snack smh my head

    • @pokemata1035
      @pokemata1035 6 місяців тому +7

      @@mayochupenjoyer Wait.........your shaking your head your head

  • @spamaccount2147
    @spamaccount2147 Рік тому +1262

    "Did Gil make his disabled friend walk all the way down to the pier" I CHOKED ON MY WATER

  • @N4THANIEL-
    @N4THANIEL- Рік тому +1822

    "Dude I think we broke his heart in two.
    Just like Fin."
    THAT PART KILLED ME LMAOOOO

  • @sammcburney148
    @sammcburney148 Рік тому +1750

    Actually, Pam says "Damn" in the vanilla game.
    "It's none of your damn business where I go!"
    Said to Penny during a heart cutscene

    • @MattHoltshusband
      @MattHoltshusband Рік тому +202

      Alex will say "damn I could go for a burger " too

    • @sammcburney148
      @sammcburney148 Рік тому +46

      @@MattHoltshusband ah I never noticed that. Thank you :) (I almost always go for Penny lol)

    • @gaybowlofcereal
      @gaybowlofcereal Рік тому +99

      Clint says "damn it, i'm too old to do anything excited anymore" too

    • @MattHoltshusband
      @MattHoltshusband Рік тому +14

      @sammcburney148 I usually go for penny too I only married Alex bc I wanted to see his 10 heart event lol

    • @MattHoltshusband
      @MattHoltshusband Рік тому +3

      14 heart event I mean

  • @star_fru1tz
    @star_fru1tz Рік тому +470

    "gay couple that lives up in the hill"
    i have that same head canon but with linus and wizard

  • @beebopop721
    @beebopop721 Рік тому +1594

    it threw me off when nino said that gil is marlon’s boyfriend because i always thought gil was his old decrepit dad…..

    • @SkullTheFox06
      @SkullTheFox06 Рік тому +161

      I always considered them together as well 😅😂

    • @scullyskeleton5527
      @scullyskeleton5527 Рік тому +194

      I thought they were brothers

    • @catroe
      @catroe Рік тому +77

      Thought it was a son and dad duo he's so old he can't get up

    • @mertensiam3384
      @mertensiam3384 Рік тому +49

      I always thought they were gay-

    • @a_reelskitface
      @a_reelskitface Рік тому +63

      I mean, Don't think there's anything cannon around Markin and Gil aside from the fact they know each other and are somewhat close?? For all we know they could be either of those things, honestly unless CA confirms something himself, I'm personally just assuming they're brothers lol

  • @lemurkat
    @lemurkat Рік тому +568

    Im not so fond of grumpy old man Marlon but the level of care and effort put into this mod is commendable

  • @MariaAdele
    @MariaAdele Рік тому +743

    🚨WARNING DILF JUMP SCARE: 0:36 🚨

  • @star_fru1tz
    @star_fru1tz Рік тому +336

    alternative title: nino marries an old man with severe ptsd

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 6 місяців тому +85

    Even in the base game, characters just decide they have to tell you everything if you catch them deep in thought. Alex just gets caught saying “Hey, dog. None of these people have seen the shit that we’ve seen,” and then he decides we deserve a summation of his trauma. We could’ve just been popping over to Joja for sunflower seeds. I think the whole town has a lot to get off their chests, and thankfully the new farmer is Confidant Gretchen Weiners with everyone’s secrets

  • @BeesCrochet
    @BeesCrochet 11 місяців тому +311

    when marlon said "i guess i owe you a story then?" if it was irl i would have sat on the floor with my juice box like a 5 year old

  • @Mossymoss69
    @Mossymoss69 Рік тому +278

    “Alwyas use protection Nino” 💀

  • @lnkr2310
    @lnkr2310 Рік тому +608

    That sword practice does not sound like sword practice...

    • @JasperJay555
      @JasperJay555 Рік тому +54

      Nah, I thought of a different sword frfr

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 11 місяців тому +31

      Talk about a sword upgrade

  • @abigailramage5827
    @abigailramage5827 7 місяців тому +74

    "But I ain't that man" well FUCK now i NEED to download this mod that made me SWOON

  • @kuromixxo9795
    @kuromixxo9795 Рік тому +196

    I really hope with the new Stardew update they add some of the “older” characters to the marriage candidates in vanilla game 😅

  • @Flufferz342
    @Flufferz342 Рік тому +363

    It’s all fun and games until Marlon called Nino his Lover 😂

  • @x.basil-foxx.x
    @x.basil-foxx.x 11 місяців тому +117

    “Marlon was a good marry!”
    10 seconds later: *files for divorce*
    “I just don’t like it you know?”

  • @heoniseokjin
    @heoniseokjin Рік тому +614

    Marlon: *reveals tragic backstory and gives profound speech*
    Nino: can we hold hands on the walk back?
    that was so incredibly funny for some reason 😂

    • @JasperJay555
      @JasperJay555 Рік тому +17

      Which one held the head and which one held the butt?
      -Nino, 2023

  • @Atommygun
    @Atommygun Рік тому +135

    I bet the monster they fought in the desert was the "sand dragon"

    • @AmarisFrede
      @AmarisFrede 3 місяці тому

      Isn't there something skelletol sticking out of it's mouth?

  • @Luneanna
    @Luneanna Рік тому +146

    He is not dilf. THATS A GILF.

    • @tatertits
      @tatertits 3 місяці тому

      what’s gil? is he also a GILf? 😭

  • @asteria5382
    @asteria5382 Рік тому +114

    "I bet it's like a dried peach"
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @fleacythesheepgirl
    @fleacythesheepgirl Рік тому +143

    Yes! So much this. The older you get the weirder it is to romance Sam or Abigail😅

    • @lord_ozymandias
      @lord_ozymandias 11 місяців тому +45

      i was playing sdv as a young teen and even i felt weird abt the prospect of going after the “younger” bachelors cuz i was like. isn’t the player character a full blown adult? who had a real job for multiple years? was always leah and elliott for me DHDHDHHD

  • @OfficialKioshithebestgirldoggy
    @OfficialKioshithebestgirldoggy Рік тому +152

    I can already tell this is gonna be good

  • @aroaround
    @aroaround Рік тому +152

    Imagine dumping 999 wine in the lake 😂

    • @PiaFanfic
      @PiaFanfic Рік тому +37

      is going to fuck with the ecosystem surely

    • @august_rose5684
      @august_rose5684 Рік тому +37

      ​@@PiaFanficthe fishies and sea monster gonna be drunkkkk

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@august_rose5684 Fish: Bro wtf is in this water

    • @FilbieTron
      @FilbieTron 4 місяці тому +2

      Linus would never forgive you

  • @CaitieGenny
    @CaitieGenny Рік тому +72

    “…can we hold hands on the walk back?” Really tickled me 😂

  • @SikkaDee33
    @SikkaDee33 Рік тому +54

    “He’s in his fancy cape!” 😂 so precious

  • @skeevantas
    @skeevantas 10 місяців тому +18

    The amount of solid snake references is cracking me up. I don't know if they were intentional, but especially the "i always kept you waiting" at the gravesite

  • @thisrandomperson1843
    @thisrandomperson1843 Рік тому +112

    I just recently found out that there's a mod for Stardew Valley that does let you marry Mayor Lewis(the mod is titled "Looking for Love", which I think also Mets the player marry Marnie and Pam as well).
    I found out about this through reading a random Reddit comment, left a comment about it on a different post, and a helpful reply let me know the mod name, and found.the mod from there.

  • @esfrnshesegysegt
    @esfrnshesegysegt 10 місяців тому +28

    "i guess i broke his heart in two"
    me: **wheezing** just like finley
    nino: just like fin am i right aaaaaaaaaay

  • @sirinonhyperion
    @sirinonhyperion Рік тому +74

    hes such a cutie 😭 but tbh i feel like he'd be better as this sort of mentor figure like nino mentioned in the beginning. still, gotta love how this mod gives him so much personality even tho it's pretty simple. kudos

  • @kur_omiii
    @kur_omiii Рік тому +79

    Perfection comes only in two things
    Stardew Valley
    Nino Kito

  • @alphatrep6726
    @alphatrep6726 Рік тому +196

    Marlon is so fine though 😭

  • @maxdeliverspackages
    @maxdeliverspackages Рік тому +34

    Bro I JUST saw the gravestone bit. MY NAMES FINLEY, MY NAMES ON THE GRAVESTONE DID I DIE?!!???
    Genuinely hilarious

    • @03_x
      @03_x 6 місяців тому +2

      Aw man that sucks.
      How does it feel to be snapped in two mate?

    • @shigushigu741
      @shigushigu741 2 місяці тому

      Based Kaito pfp OP

  • @assassins_kill5og577
    @assassins_kill5og577 4 місяці тому +8

    “I bet it’s so wrinkly” 💀I died at that comment. I was not expecting Nino to say that

  • @Nuttymeg200
    @Nuttymeg200 Рік тому +18

    A few characters do cuss in the vanilla game actually. Alex and Pam both say damn at least once.

  • @SillySpectre
    @SillySpectre 10 місяців тому +6

    the voice nino gave marlon reminds me of the spirit of the west from rango and now I cant get that image out of my mind

  • @reincarnation-kc3qs
    @reincarnation-kc3qs Рік тому +18

    6:03 YAY GRAVITY FALLS REFRENCE

  • @randomkidontheinternet5893
    @randomkidontheinternet5893 5 місяців тому +5

    “I may be old, but I’ll beat you with one arm behind my back!”
    “You can tie my arms too, if you want~”
    “THAT’S THE WAY!”

  • @kathigh8122
    @kathigh8122 7 місяців тому +8

    “This was a good marry” “good-morning lover” “this was a terrible marry”

  • @bishop-kalamari
    @bishop-kalamari Рік тому +11

    THANK YOU FOR DOING THISSSS i love this mod, marlon was actually the first character i ever actually MARRIED in stardew even in my years of playing...i love him so much yall hes so lovely

  • @america2793
    @america2793 Рік тому +23

    “We built dilf city on rock and roll”

    • @Cjh137
      @Cjh137 5 місяців тому +2

      I both love and despise you for this masterpiece of a comment

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 3 місяці тому

      Dammit. 😂

  • @taco_queen5420
    @taco_queen5420 Рік тому +31

    “Stardew Bachelors Sucks” …. Your entire channel says you think otherwise.

    • @JasperJay555
      @JasperJay555 Рік тому +11

      Bro he is simping for all of them

  • @westrany2764
    @westrany2764 Рік тому +10

    Honestly Nino, you're such a good story teller! Have you thought about making a Stardew fanfic podcast?

  • @Akira_of_the_Fae
    @Akira_of_the_Fae 10 місяців тому +3

    I think stardew expanded also gives him working legs, but no romance, very good story though

  • @Yourlocalsalamence
    @Yourlocalsalamence Рік тому +23

    he knows how to use a sword

  • @kabam01
    @kabam01 Рік тому +18

    Now I'm curious if he's gonna do a Kent mod xD Which I'm honestly curious about lol

  • @avocatto1877
    @avocatto1877 10 місяців тому +2

    I really like the portraits for this. Marlon is like... So much my type

  • @sleepyluciferd
    @sleepyluciferd 10 місяців тому +8

    Nino is a twink cat boy but then he pulls out his old british dilf voice and I’m just ???

  • @mouldycai
    @mouldycai Рік тому +7

    why does marlon’s portrait look like joel from the last of us

  • @autumn_nights392
    @autumn_nights392 Місяць тому +3

    NINO THE FANART AT THE END-

  • @thewingedcheetahwolf2615
    @thewingedcheetahwolf2615 Рік тому +15

    This was so cute and sad honestly would marry him with this mod tbh

  • @jeonseokmin6688
    @jeonseokmin6688 Рік тому +6

    23:17 Did we just get Rick Rolled?

  • @VinniaShorts
    @VinniaShorts Рік тому +4

    Th3se mods are absolutely amazing!
    You posted again, I’m so happy :D
    Love your vids ❤❤

  • @Breadman2478
    @Breadman2478 7 місяців тому +1

    The title of this video is crazy, not judging. You're a great guy. I was just scrolling through UA-cam trying to find a wholesome stardew valley video to watch with my very Christian nana and found this. I might play it for the jokes

  • @hallowedbeyourdays
    @hallowedbeyourdays 2 дні тому

    This is the man who picks you up during his 3am sweep of the town perimeter, lifts you out of the mud you were face-down in, puts a healing patch on your tired soul and carries you to your home and puts you in your own bed.
    I don't reckon we could stop him if we tried - but he's accepted because good is an understatement for his morality.

  • @mokimon5079
    @mokimon5079 11 місяців тому +7

    I can't believe Sandy ate a man 💀

  • @Moonie_Phase1
    @Moonie_Phase1 4 місяці тому +2

    2:25 Sam actually swears base game

  • @oddtaku8246
    @oddtaku8246 Рік тому +5

    I was watching this on twitch and it was so awesome! Had to leave before it finished but it was very enjoyable

  • @Random_fae
    @Random_fae 11 місяців тому +4

    8:56 GILL SASS

  • @Bubbafanforever
    @Bubbafanforever 3 місяці тому

    2;24 there’s actually a price of dialogue from Sebastian in the normal game where he says damn so

  • @iminlovewithHelloKittyXD
    @iminlovewithHelloKittyXD 9 місяців тому +2

    omg at 4:06 someone said i'll hold your sword Marlon in the chat 💀💀💀💀

  • @Allenfam0107
    @Allenfam0107 Рік тому +21

    This is why I love stardew

  • @pinkpusheenpaws
    @pinkpusheenpaws 6 місяців тому

    it might be a coincidence but how this mod writes marlon kinda reminds me of roy from ted lasso 😭 the voice def adds to it

  • @-voiddx-
    @-voiddx- Рік тому +4

    Omg it was my first stream I managed to watch from beginning to end and I loved it! Will definitely use twitch way more now xD

  • @DreamcoreMills_Editz
    @DreamcoreMills_Editz Рік тому +7

    Nino: JESUS CRIST! he’s walking

  • @MayaLeafly
    @MayaLeafly 3 місяці тому +2

    24:40
    Good lord 💀🙏🏼😂

  • @Bananachan289
    @Bananachan289 Рік тому +10

    There’s never a space before he calls someone kid 😭

  • @JessicaFloresM
    @JessicaFloresM 5 місяців тому

    The fact that I'm so invested in this. I've been binge watching these videos for 4 days now.

  • @ollybrown7403
    @ollybrown7403 11 місяців тому +3

    I not even gonna lie I generally screamed when you Said that last part 🤣😭

  • @velvertie
    @velvertie 3 місяці тому

    unrelated to the video but i just loaded up stardew valley and i have downloaded a bunch of new mods, and seb just walked out of the house, gave me a flower he grew himself then asked me to dance with him. the tears in my eyes.

  • @juli827g
    @juli827g Рік тому +2

    I love this! I'm new to this channel, and when he said "aaah I'm humpty dumpty dude!" I pressed follow, that was hilarious to me ahhaha

  • @SarahLee-zg5xy
    @SarahLee-zg5xy 5 місяців тому +1

    crazy how Jodi was not in with the stardew moms we love at the beginning😔

  • @LiviaQuinton
    @LiviaQuinton Рік тому +3

    I’m always wait for you to post and it’s so amazing when you do

  • @Bulbo987
    @Bulbo987 Рік тому +11

    i fucking love marlon. hottest dilf in stardew for sure.

  • @FujiokaSayori
    @FujiokaSayori 11 місяців тому +2

    17:55 FRYING😭

  • @kennaelpis
    @kennaelpis Рік тому +2

    when the world turns it's back on you, you turn your back on the world. - timon

  • @MrTheCow
    @MrTheCow 10 місяців тому +2

    4:24 me when I’m doing homework and my dad is yelling at me

  • @RACOONAFIED
    @RACOONAFIED Рік тому +13

    MARLON MY FAVOURITE IS FINALLY GETTING A STORYYY :D

  • @JustMatias
    @JustMatias Рік тому +1

    23:09 SOMEOME SANG "HUMPTY" OF MITSKI, DYING!

  • @tiredishere
    @tiredishere 11 місяців тому +2

    I was gonna watch this video. But then I decided I'm gonna go and romance Marlon myself. (I'm gonna come back and watch later to support the channel, dw.)

  • @0000Sierra117
    @0000Sierra117 Місяць тому

    Marlon's Theme is my favorite track on the ost

  • @RemyJustice97
    @RemyJustice97 11 місяців тому +1

    The music choice in this video is impeccable

  • @akarikazi
    @akarikazi Рік тому +139

    stardew bachelors do NOT suck. there's harvey, and um...... uh..... uhm.... uhm,,,.......................,

  • @RagdollX
    @RagdollX Рік тому +8

    I love your personality and your channel. ❤

  • @loveydoveydoll4
    @loveydoveydoll4 Рік тому +11

    Why is he fine though-

  • @tiasmith3499
    @tiasmith3499 3 місяці тому

    I like how when you try and talk to Gil it's just like * Gil spits in your face and throws a cigarette on you which catches on fire and sets you into flames *

  • @JlBUNROCK
    @JlBUNROCK Місяць тому

    God i have beyond deranged feelings for Marlon, some of which involve a rope, whip, and very detailed hands

  • @lologamer346
    @lologamer346 Рік тому +6

    NINO WHY?! Marlon was a great marry choice

  • @redbanana6841
    @redbanana6841 18 днів тому

    I imagined Marlon and Gil were the survivors of the final fight that annihilated the other members of the Adventure Guild. Marlon lost an eye in the battle and one of Gil's legs was crushed, but they somehow managed to ward off the hungry monstrosity that lurks within the dark. Barely hanging on to consciousness, they agonisingly dragged themselves back the way they came, through miles of pitch-black tunnels, praying to Yoba with every step that it wouldn't be their last.
    Finally, they emerged into the sunlight. Beaten and broken, they were faced with a choice: leave the village and try to forget the sheer horror that they had endured, or stay and wait for the inevitable day when the eldritch beast would emerge from the depths.
    As brothers-in-arms, they knew that they couldn't run, so they made a pact to protect the valley until their final breath.
    ...
    Or they were boyfriends. Whatever.

  • @sarcasmical
    @sarcasmical Рік тому +3

    Lol I already loved you and now that I know you have the same ick as me about the word "lover," I love you even more. 😂

  • @little.prince
    @little.prince Рік тому +6

    10:23 There should be a Nino Yandere mod.

  • @dragonlord_ec
    @dragonlord_ec Рік тому +3

    Tragic beginnings of a divorce at 17:54 😔🤚🏼

  • @kaylynxup
    @kaylynxup 10 місяців тому +1

    make marlon real and make gil real are my favorite pair of mods tbh

  • @peytonboldt4609
    @peytonboldt4609 Рік тому +5

    SVE Marlon is literal daddy material

  • @DarrenOsbourne-l6q
    @DarrenOsbourne-l6q 6 місяців тому +1

    "Gils gonna be old man McGuckin"(i think i spent it right)
    Me: 😂

  • @Sillybilly597
    @Sillybilly597 Рік тому +6

    I swear nino always makes me happier

  • @ปานทาทอง-น6ถ
    @ปานทาทอง-น6ถ 10 місяців тому +1

    HARVEST moon you Level your vehicles in StardewValley

  • @oldfashionedastronomy
    @oldfashionedastronomy День тому

    18:25 i made the exact same expression literally seconds before

  • @HyperKittenz
    @HyperKittenz Рік тому +6

    your marlon voice sounds like daryl dixon