I Married Stardew Valleys Best DILF. It Was Incredible.
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- Опубліковано 6 лип 2024
- Marlon is Stardew Valleys best DILF. So, since all the other bachelors suck, I decided to marry him! MOD LINKED BELOW!!!
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Mod:
www.nexusmods.com/stardewvall...
Chapters:
Intro: 0:00
Marlon comes to life: 0:20
Two Heart Event: 3:16
Four Heart Event: 7:29
Six Heart Event: 11:51
Eight Heart Event: 13:53
Ten Heart Event: 19:07
Fourteen Heart Event: 21:45
Thumbnail by:
Cheriiart - Ігри
DILF JUMPSCARE. Imma do a lil plug cause this mod was suggested by someone on my discord, and you can join that discord here! >:3
discord.gg/ninonetwork
Next, the DILF Yandere mods come out cause the cat boy manifest it the same way Penny's Yandere mod came.
Next, the DILF Yandere mods come out cause the cat boy manifest it the same way Penny's Yandere mod came.
Marlon the DILF master 😩 💀
Considering the farmer always sleeps off any injuries they sustain in just a few hours, Marlon must be really weak if he can't do something as simple as regrow his eye
Fr, we can survive a mega bomb explosion a few feet away and just sleep it off or eat a few pieces of bread and we're good to go
Or the thing that got him…
is really, really strong 😨
@Myownchaos sleep of the pain :3
or eat a salmon berry
just eat a field snack smh my head
@@mayochupenjoyer Wait.........your shaking your head your head
"Dude I think we broke his heart in two.
Just like Fin."
THAT PART KILLED ME LMAOOOO
Like Finley
nearly died on my ramen
JustlikeFin-
"Did Gil make his disabled friend walk all the way down to the pier" I CHOKED ON MY WATER
"gay couple that lives up in the hill"
i have that same head canon but with linus and wizard
YESS
BAHAHAH
that's so real
Actually, Pam says "Damn" in the vanilla game.
"It's none of your damn business where I go!"
Said to Penny during a heart cutscene
Alex will say "damn I could go for a burger " too
@@Plusboyserpremacy ah I never noticed that. Thank you :) (I almost always go for Penny lol)
Clint says "damn it, i'm too old to do anything excited anymore" too
@sammcburney148 I usually go for penny too I only married Alex bc I wanted to see his 10 heart event lol
14 heart event I mean
alternative title: nino marries an old man with severe ptsd
Yes
it threw me off when nino said that gil is marlon’s boyfriend because i always thought gil was his old decrepit dad…..
I always considered them together as well 😅😂
I thought they were brothers
Thought it was a son and dad duo he's so old he can't get up
I always thought they were gay-
I mean, Don't think there's anything cannon around Markin and Gil aside from the fact they know each other and are somewhat close?? For all we know they could be either of those things, honestly unless CA confirms something himself, I'm personally just assuming they're brothers lol
🚨WARNING DILF JUMP SCARE: 0:36 🚨
:O
Not a DILF jump scare
I got a fake eyelash add..
@@doritogacha123same
i screamed without the s 💔
when marlon said "i guess i owe you a story then?" if it was irl i would have sat on the floor with my juice box like a 5 year old
“Alwyas use protection Nino” 💀
SOBBINF
That sword practice does not sound like sword practice...
Nah, I thought of a different sword frfr
Talk about a sword upgrade
Im not so fond of grumpy old man Marlon but the level of care and effort put into this mod is commendable
Marlon: *reveals tragic backstory and gives profound speech*
Nino: can we hold hands on the walk back?
that was so incredibly funny for some reason 😂
Which one held the head and which one held the butt?
-Nino, 2023
It’s all fun and games until Marlon called Nino his Lover 😂
Even in the base game, characters just decide they have to tell you everything if you catch them deep in thought. Alex just gets caught saying “Hey, dog. None of these people have seen the shit that we’ve seen,” and then he decides we deserve a summation of his trauma. We could’ve just been popping over to Joja for sunflower seeds. I think the whole town has a lot to get off their chests, and thankfully the new farmer is Confidant Gretchen Weiners with everyone’s secrets
“Marlon was a good marry!”
10 seconds later: *files for divorce*
“I just don’t like it you know?”
I bet the monster they fought in the desert was the "sand dragon"
"But I ain't that man" well FUCK now i NEED to download this mod that made me SWOON
"I bet it's like a dried peach"
💀💀💀💀💀
He is not dilf. THATS A GILF.
I really hope with the new Stardew update they add some of the “older” characters to the marriage candidates in vanilla game 😅
Same
they did not.
Imagine dumping 999 wine in the lake 😂
is going to fuck with the ecosystem surely
@@PiaFanficthe fishies and sea monster gonna be drunkkkk
@@august_rose5684 Fish: Bro wtf is in this water
“…can we hold hands on the walk back?” Really tickled me 😂
“He’s in his fancy cape!” 😂 so precious
Yes! So much this. The older you get the weirder it is to romance Sam or Abigail😅
i was playing sdv as a young teen and even i felt weird abt the prospect of going after the “younger” bachelors cuz i was like. isn’t the player character a full blown adult? who had a real job for multiple years? was always leah and elliott for me DHDHDHHD
"i guess i broke his heart in two"
me: **wheezing** just like finley
nino: just like fin am i right aaaaaaaaaay
I can already tell this is gonna be good
Hell yeah it was
fr
The amount of solid snake references is cracking me up. I don't know if they were intentional, but especially the "i always kept you waiting" at the gravesite
Perfection comes only in two things
Stardew Valley
Nino Kito
Bro I JUST saw the gravestone bit. MY NAMES FINLEY, MY NAMES ON THE GRAVESTONE DID I DIE?!!???
Genuinely hilarious
Aw man that sucks.
How does it feel to be snapped in two mate?
Not the DILF JUMPSCARE
😱😱😱😱😱😱
I just recently found out that there's a mod for Stardew Valley that does let you marry Mayor Lewis(the mod is titled "Looking for Love", which I think also Mets the player marry Marnie and Pam as well).
I found out about this through reading a random Reddit comment, left a comment about it on a different post, and a helpful reply let me know the mod name, and found.the mod from there.
hes such a cutie 😭 but tbh i feel like he'd be better as this sort of mentor figure like nino mentioned in the beginning. still, gotta love how this mod gives him so much personality even tho it's pretty simple. kudos
Marlon is so fine though 😭
Fr
would. would so hard.
Daddy, sorry daddy, sorry daddy
Fr
I like to call marlon pops
6:03 YAY GRAVITY FALLS REFRENCE
“We built dilf city on rock and roll”
I both love and despise you for this masterpiece of a comment
A few characters do cuss in the vanilla game actually. Alex and Pam both say damn at least once.
8:56 GILL SASS
the voice nino gave marlon reminds me of the spirit of the west from rango and now I cant get that image out of my mind
“This was a good marry” “good-morning lover” “this was a terrible marry”
“Stardew Bachelors Sucks” …. Your entire channel says you think otherwise.
Bro he is simping for all of them
he knows how to use a sword
THANK YOU FOR DOING THISSSS i love this mod, marlon was actually the first character i ever actually MARRIED in stardew even in my years of playing...i love him so much yall hes so lovely
23:17 Did we just get Rick Rolled?
Now I'm curious if he's gonna do a Kent mod xD Which I'm honestly curious about lol
Nino is a twink cat boy but then he pulls out his old british dilf voice and I’m just ???
I can't believe Sandy ate a man 💀
why does marlon’s portrait look like joel from the last of us
Honestly Nino, you're such a good story teller! Have you thought about making a Stardew fanfic podcast?
The title of this video is crazy, not judging. You're a great guy. I was just scrolling through UA-cam trying to find a wholesome stardew valley video to watch with my very Christian nana and found this. I might play it for the jokes
4:24 me when I’m doing homework and my dad is yelling at me
I really like the portraits for this. Marlon is like... So much my type
There’s never a space before he calls someone kid 😭
2:25 Sam actually swears base game
This was so cute and sad honestly would marry him with this mod tbh
Th3se mods are absolutely amazing!
You posted again, I’m so happy :D
Love your vids ❤❤
Nino: JESUS CRIST! he’s walking
This is why I love stardew
Omg it was my first stream I managed to watch from beginning to end and I loved it! Will definitely use twitch way more now xD
The fact that I'm so invested in this. I've been binge watching these videos for 4 days now.
I was watching this on twitch and it was so awesome! Had to leave before it finished but it was very enjoyable
“I bet it’s so wrinkly” 💀I died at that comment. I was not expecting Nino to say that
I’m always wait for you to post and it’s so amazing when you do
I love this! I'm new to this channel, and when he said "aaah I'm humpty dumpty dude!" I pressed follow, that was hilarious to me ahhaha
I not even gonna lie I generally screamed when you Said that last part 🤣😭
MARLON MY FAVOURITE IS FINALLY GETTING A STORYYY :D
The music choice in this video is impeccable
i fucking love marlon. hottest dilf in stardew for sure.
literally every single part got my spitting out the food IM DOING HOMEWORK AND I SPIT MY FOOD ONTO MY PAPPEERRRRRR
it might be a coincidence but how this mod writes marlon kinda reminds me of roy from ted lasso 😭 the voice def adds to it
“I may be old, but I’ll beat you with one arm behind my back!”
“You can tie my arms too, if you want~”
“THAT’S THE WAY!”
Why is he fine though-
Nino in the thumbnail being me fr. (ps. Who made the thumbnail?)
The artist is Cheriiart you can find her on Twitter and Instagram! :3
when the world turns it's back on you, you turn your back on the world. - timon
"Gils gonna be old man McGuckin"(i think i spent it right)
Me: 😂
The fan art at the end made me SCREAM
I swear nino always makes me happier
I love your personality and your channel. ❤
I think stardew expanded also gives him working legs, but no romance, very good story though
17:55 FRYING😭
dilf supremacy
crazy how Jodi was not in with the stardew moms we love at the beginning😔
I was gonna watch this video. But then I decided I'm gonna go and romance Marlon myself. (I'm gonna come back and watch later to support the channel, dw.)
omg at 4:06 someone said i'll hold your sword Marlon in the chat 💀💀💀💀
Hey nino, i had the question if you can show off the spouse rooms when you do these types of video's? :)
Well Nino, ı love your voice lol! You can be a voice actor, you are doing so good that sometimes ı thought the game has it own voice actors! :D
SVE Marlon is literal daddy material
23:09 SOMEOME SANG "HUMPTY" OF MITSKI, DYING!
Its so wrinkly
😂😂😂😂 i nearly died on my water Nino
"I always like to come protected" 😭
stardew bachelors do NOT suck. there's harvey, and um...... uh..... uhm.... uhm,,,.......................,
And Sam, in my opinion
And Sebastian
And Alex ❤
And Elliott!!!!!
Annnd shane
your marlon voice sounds like daryl dixon
NINO WHY?! Marlon was a great marry choice
Getting divorced after all that history was heartless.
THIS IS SUCH A CUTE FRIKEN MOD OMG. WHY YOU GOTTA HURT HIM AT THE END 😭😭😭😭
Marlon became Captain Price from COD fr 🤣
Im forever waiting for a kent mod
I love the gravity falls refrence ❤😂
I love the gravity falls reference