How I Married Haley Before the First Flower Dance

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  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr 2 роки тому +24063

    imagine if someone moved into your town, starting taking literally all of the clay from under the earth, talk to nobody except haley and perform rain dances every thursday to keep marnie from talking to them, and in 3 weeks has a wife

    • @GameJam230
      @GameJam230 2 роки тому +1093

      This is fvcking witchcraft.

    • @fontainebreaks
      @fontainebreaks 2 роки тому +935

      Sigma grindset

    • @shawermus
      @shawermus 2 роки тому +171

      @@fontainebreaks yeah is based

    • @Neltu13
      @Neltu13 2 роки тому +184

      i do the same with fishing clay and caroline to get tea sappling on day 8-9, easy 30k first week

    • @insanitywarsgaming4663
      @insanitywarsgaming4663 2 роки тому

      Fuuuuuck dude

  • @michaelh404
    @michaelh404 2 роки тому +16621

    “Did you hear about that farmer who married Haley?”
    “What farmer?”

  • @thegreatsoftjellything
    @thegreatsoftjellything 2 роки тому +8429

    Haley at the wedding: See everyone they're not a figment of my imagination

    • @LanaJuno
      @LanaJuno 2 роки тому +852

      "I got a boyfriend, he's just from another school" vibes

    • @ninopega99
      @ninopega99 10 місяців тому +31

      LMAO FUNNIEST COMMENT

    • @rajkanishu
      @rajkanishu 7 місяців тому +4

      HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSAHH

  • @mikul9204
    @mikul9204 2 роки тому +5424

    BlaDe buying a lottery ticket: "The numbers on lottery tickets can be fully predicted."

    • @NathanatorA
      @NathanatorA 2 роки тому +489

      “By manipulating the number of steps, I can make sure the humidity and position of the stars as well as my luck is perfect that the 20 tickets I buy will all give me jackpot winnings. This is crucial so that I can buy hundreds of square watermelons which will be crucial in my quest for world domination”

    • @heyoyo10gaming4
      @heyoyo10gaming4 2 роки тому +103

      @@NathanatorA The fact that 20 Jackpots can buy you only hundreds of Square Watermelons is accurate

    • @sanjeevsinghrajput5593
      @sanjeevsinghrajput5593 2 роки тому +95

      @@NathanatorA *Removes "Lottery Ticket", "Watermelons" and "World Domination" from Things to Explain list*

    • @claudiadelgado6190
      @claudiadelgado6190 Рік тому +12

      @@sanjeevsinghrajput5593 this is the most underappreciated comment thread in this comment section XD

    • @timo4463
      @timo4463 17 днів тому

      Theoretically the can

  • @Mabi19
    @Mabi19 2 роки тому +17749

    "Hey, you heard about that new girl that just moved in?"
    "Yeah, apparently she's getting married tomorrow."
    "WHAT?!"

    • @Arixandrine
      @Arixandrine 2 роки тому +2049

      "to who???"
      "haley..."
      "THE **FARMER** PULLED HALEY?"
      "yup, 3 weeks"

    • @Siinory
      @Siinory 2 роки тому +437

      That could be possible if they had a long distance relationship beforehand and the MC moved in to marry her :p

    • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
      @Solrex_the_Sun_King 2 роки тому +299

      @@Siinory who the heck in Stardew Valley would buy phones and computers from JoJo mart?

    • @SmileySticks
      @SmileySticks 2 роки тому +84

      @@Solrex_the_Sun_King LoL JoJomart

    • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
      @Solrex_the_Sun_King 2 роки тому +44

      @@honkstheclown8631 well obviously Haley would 0/10 would not date again. Although I’ve never dated Haley.

  • @kmjohnny
    @kmjohnny 2 роки тому +11408

    I like the part where Elliot calls you a weirdo.

    • @hanabixobsidian1100
      @hanabixobsidian1100 2 роки тому +317

      wait why does he do so? it seems out of character lol!

    • @paracame8162
      @paracame8162 2 роки тому +736

      @@hanabixobsidian1100 it's edited in

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat 2 роки тому +519

      @@paracame8162 ohh it seems so real! I was just about to ask if he actually says that lol

    • @hanabixobsidian1100
      @hanabixobsidian1100 2 роки тому +47

      @@paracame8162 oh thanks 😭

    • @acidsolman5665
      @acidsolman5665 2 роки тому +13

      @@hanabixobsidian1100 Reigen Pfp

  • @scorchingemblem7873
    @scorchingemblem7873 2 роки тому +533

    Fun fact: If she was a marriage candidate, *Pam* would actually be the absolute easiest girl to marry. This is due to one of her Favorite gifts being Parsnips(the first crop you ever get), and her Birthday being in Spring.

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 11 місяців тому +148

      Something tells me she’d accept a strong, young millionaire with their own land as well as means of producing vast quantities of high quality wine as a husband any day.

  • @michaeliaqu
    @michaeliaqu 2 роки тому +4724

    beginner level mistake: i cut all the grass before having a silo.
    (very) semi hardcore level mistake: i sold all the fish night before getting the level 10 buff.
    haboo level mistake: i deleted all the jades on a day i didnt wanna reset.
    blade level mistake: i met emily. O.o

    • @decentgrocerybag4003
      @decentgrocerybag4003 2 роки тому +46

      Wait what WHAT IM IN LOVE WITH EMILY WHAT ARE YOU SAY8NG IM NOT DONE PLAYING WHATS GONNA HAPPEN-

    • @th-uc6lo
      @th-uc6lo 2 роки тому +59

      @@decentgrocerybag4003 nothing, i get married with emily twice and its a normal character

    • @Ultimaximus
      @Ultimaximus 2 роки тому +210

      @@decentgrocerybag4003 The video shows that meeting Emily makes her a candidate for billboard quests, which is bad because he only wants them for Haley

    • @jossies451
      @jossies451 2 роки тому +6

      Deleted jade's on a day I didn't want to reset? What does that mean?

    • @tofu585
      @tofu585 2 роки тому +4

      @@jossies451 its a reference to a clip from haboo

  • @Wesker236
    @Wesker236 2 роки тому +3449

    Hey, u guys remember that farmer that moved in like 18 days ago? Apparently, she can predict the future and manipulate some aspects of nature and is also getting married to the most beautiful girl in the town

    • @rommelcandiani6358
      @rommelcandiani6358 2 роки тому +345

      But he is marrying haley not pam!

    • @skinny-legend
      @skinny-legend 2 роки тому +218

      @@rommelcandiani6358 pams the real town heartthrob

    • @TemFuzzy
      @TemFuzzy 2 роки тому +59

      @@rommelcandiani6358 Pam has become alcoholic, being pretty aint easy

    • @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa
      @duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 2 роки тому +138

      That farmer living the dream. Communing with nature and bein gay. What more could you want out of life

    • @teamcyeborg
      @teamcyeborg 2 роки тому +93

      Sounds about accurate to every lesbian I've ever met

  • @gaymer2574
    @gaymer2574 2 роки тому +3106

    19:06 Imagine being so disliked that your neighbors magically teleport away every morning just to avoid having to talk to you

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 роки тому +468

      "I hear the new farmer arrived, I hope they enjoy a new pet to keep them company! :)"
      3 hours later, still outside the door: ">:("
      I can just imagine them looking in the windows and just seeing your character vaulting over chairs and walking in circles just killing time. Overhearing them muttering "God I hope it rains today so they don't show up"

    • @Nico_com_c
      @Nico_com_c 2 роки тому +95

      @@Winasaurus Social anxiety level 203

    • @ravingraven1988
      @ravingraven1988 2 роки тому +27

      @@Winasaurus this sounds like cult action tbh

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus 2 роки тому +41

      @@ravingraven1988 There is no cult.
      Now leave me alone.
      These chairs need climbing over.

    • @tearsofboredom7956
      @tearsofboredom7956 2 роки тому +13

      I was thinking the same thing lol. literally defied physics just to avoid seeing you

  • @drowned309
    @drowned309 2 роки тому +11240

    Haley seems like the exact kind of person to marry someone she's only known for two weeks, and who almost none of the town even know about.

    • @TyphoonJig
      @TyphoonJig 2 роки тому +1197

      Well, who wouldn't want to marry a wizard making crazy money just by tilling the ground and who knows how to make potatoes erupt from the ground ?

    • @lightninjohn5651
      @lightninjohn5651 2 роки тому +277

      Almost none of the town, including her sister, know about

    • @Gravity_304
      @Gravity_304 2 роки тому +152

      she's the exact opposite mate

    • @RisingRevengeance
      @RisingRevengeance 2 роки тому +185

      @@Gravity_304 yeah she's one of the best characters. Shane is similar, great when you get to know him.

    • @donanilao7724
      @donanilao7724 2 роки тому +28

      Man, the Sims 4 looks better than ever.

  • @Tom-vx7qh
    @Tom-vx7qh 2 роки тому +4168

    Imagine someone getting 20 potatoes from their first harvest on their first playthrough

    • @rulliantheskunk2091
      @rulliantheskunk2091 2 роки тому +249

      At most that has a 0.00000001024% (1.024×10^-7%) chance of happening (without manipulation), and at worst a 0.000000000000001048576% (1.048576×10^-14%) chance of happening.
      Not impossible, but extremely unlikely.

    • @Tom-vx7qh
      @Tom-vx7qh 2 роки тому +382

      @@rulliantheskunk2091 "not impossible" are the key words there

    • @rulliantheskunk2091
      @rulliantheskunk2091 2 роки тому +148

      @@Tom-vx7qh "extremely unlikely" are the other key words.

    • @mappplesirrup8473
      @mappplesirrup8473 2 роки тому +230

      @@rulliantheskunk2091 "imagine" is yet another key word

    • @jamietheangryoctopus5938
      @jamietheangryoctopus5938 2 роки тому +160

      @@rulliantheskunk2091 “bet you’re fun at parties” are some other key words

  • @FyiYT773
    @FyiYT773 2 роки тому +2409

    It's funny how an innocent farming game has so much stuff that can be abused for the player's benefit, but in the long run these things aren't more useful than the straight and narrow path. This video taught me that basically everything in Stardew Valley has a cause and effect. Great video!

    • @chlochlo742
      @chlochlo742 2 роки тому +46

      It genuinely has so many ways to be enjoyed!

    • @stray8876
      @stray8876 2 роки тому +30

      A game with lots of stuff to do and ways to be enjoyed = more stress. A game meant to relax you and played at a slow pace causes prolonged stress which leads to burnout.

    • @Neltu13
      @Neltu13 2 роки тому +10

      @@stray8876 not necessary.. just play rust and learn

    • @louisaniathemagnificent8246
      @louisaniathemagnificent8246 2 роки тому +33

      @@stray8876 that doesn’t make any sense though? It’s not stressful BECAUSE there’s so many ways to play it. It’s only really stressful if you micro manage and want to get perfection. But you don’t have to do any of these.

    • @stray8876
      @stray8876 2 роки тому +3

      @@louisaniathemagnificent8246 Can you really expect the first timers who bought the game to not explore all the avenues of Stardew Valley? It's understandable to the people who already explored most of the content to not play sweaty on their 2nd or 3rd save. Yes you have a choice, but you're really missing out on things that Stardew Valley can offer.

  • @tailsrhtatonslice1418
    @tailsrhtatonslice1418 2 роки тому +1602

    “Making crop circles in Elliott’s yard.”
    (elliot yells “weirdo!” from the distance)

  • @sypheur27
    @sypheur27 2 роки тому +709

    I love how marnie dances after ya’ll are married despite you intentionally staying in your house to avoid her multiple times

  • @loading...5618
    @loading...5618 2 роки тому +923

    I like to imagine on the egg festival everyone is standing at the tables, watching you shuffle by whispering "your reign of terror is over Abigal" and reacting like this
    "Is that the new girl?"
    "why is she walking like that?"
    "just don't look over, you don't want to attract attention"
    "i saw her digging up the beach yesterday"
    "what is that Shes saying about Abigal?"
    "should we be concerned?"

    • @iker2333
      @iker2333 Рік тому +4

      My god the thought is hilarious

    • @THATdoctorwhogeek
      @THATdoctorwhogeek Рік тому

      what the hell is your pfp

    • @iker2333
      @iker2333 Рік тому +1

      @@THATdoctorwhogeek Adrinette?

    • @loading...5618
      @loading...5618 Рік тому +1

      @@THATdoctorwhogeek the two main characters from miraculous ladybug

  • @Waligug
    @Waligug 2 роки тому +4497

    Very impressive but at the same time tragic

    • @6.67n
      @6.67n 2 роки тому +39

      Gug

    • @elephantoChan
      @elephantoChan 2 роки тому +18

      gug more like gogy

    • @6.67n
      @6.67n 2 роки тому +8

      @@elephantoChan gogs

    • @Bean_Ernesto44
      @Bean_Ernesto44 2 роки тому +2

      Gug more like AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA

    • @mricycreep1823
      @mricycreep1823 2 роки тому +92

      It was a magical concept, but the chosen one was truly tragic. I salute to this man who had to experience this horror

  • @baranorak4080
    @baranorak4080 2 роки тому +1496

    Running away from Marnie and Demetrius as optimally as possible everyday had me rolling 😂

  • @bashfulcookie
    @bashfulcookie 2 роки тому +1366

    I loved all the information that was packed into this video. It makes me want to learn how to clay farm. Here I was spending all day just trying to get enough to make two silos.

    • @michaelleue7594
      @michaelleue7594 2 роки тому +28

      Second silo is a waste, isn't it? You can just put extra hay in a chest for a miniscule fraction of the cost.

    • @bashfulcookie
      @bashfulcookie 2 роки тому +9

      @@michaelleue7594 You can take hay from the silo? Early game I try to make up to four, before I have the money to just buy hay.

    • @Junistheog
      @Junistheog 2 роки тому +35

      @@michaelleue7594 not in mid game tho,i would prefer to just make 2silo then keep reffiling every few days

    • @oscarwhittlestone8923
      @oscarwhittlestone8923 2 роки тому +7

      @@bashfulcookie Don't know if they changed getting hay out of the silo or not, but if you have a farm house (coop, barn etc.) you can take hay from the feeding box until your silos are empty. To do this, you need spaces on the feeding bench that doesn't have hay on it.
      fx. you go to take hay out of the silo to feed your chicks. you get 1 hay at a time pr animal you have. But you can keep going 'forever' if you don't put the hay on the bench for your animals ^^
      Again; you just need one empty space where you would put hay for your animals. Then you can empty your silos into your inventory, and then keep it in a chest.

    • @colleen4097
      @colleen4097 2 роки тому +13

      @@bashfulcookie I believe you need to have at least one coop or barn that isn't fully upgraded, because you can't take the hay out of an auto feeder.

  • @Knuxfan24
    @Knuxfan24 2 роки тому +259

    I like the idea of winning the Egg Hunt and Abi just being like "wtf who the fuck ARE you!?"

  • @UnsurpassableZ
    @UnsurpassableZ 2 роки тому +2966

    I wanna watch this so bad but Em wants to watch it with me so I need to wait

    • @BlaDeSDV
      @BlaDeSDV  2 роки тому +1193

      UA-camr admits he comments without fully watching the video

    • @UnsurpassableZ
      @UnsurpassableZ 2 роки тому +703

      @@BlaDeSDV Update: we both liked the nerdy math, but Em particularly liked Gordon

    • @alexanderunguez9633
      @alexanderunguez9633 2 роки тому +43

      You should do a speedrun sketch based on this video!

    • @baaa838
      @baaa838 2 роки тому +5

      hello influencers

    • @mehchocolate1257
      @mehchocolate1257 2 роки тому

      @@BlaDeSDV how do I get ginger island In the game exactly

  • @Nova-ly7tx
    @Nova-ly7tx 2 роки тому +328

    When you break the game apart into all mechanics and stuff just to marry someone in 18 days, nice one

  • @williamcaldwell8390
    @williamcaldwell8390 2 роки тому +282

    I think if you divorced her you could've beaten waligug's record for divorcehailey% as well

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 20 годин тому

      ...that exists?

  • @mikomakowski7907
    @mikomakowski7907 2 роки тому +144

    This video makes me think about how quickly I could’ve actually married Shane. I did one single fish quest and got him 2 beers and suddenly I’m 2 hearts away from dating

  • @StephanieS13
    @StephanieS13 2 роки тому +598

    Very cool video, love the technical explanations.
    Story time: My favorite professor would lecture in the same tone the entire class and he had an excellent accent so you got lulled into just vibing, but every now and then he'd slip in a joke in the same tone so you only really Got It if you were Really paying attention and that made it even funnier... "crop circles in Elliot's yard" has the EXACT same vibes it was so funny

    • @rezzy8590
      @rezzy8590 9 місяців тому +5

      That sounds almost exactly like a professor I had! Mine, instead of telling jokes, would have barely disguised sarcasm and disbelief in his voice but he talked the exact same way you describe! It made it hard for others to pick up that he totally thought some of the in/famous psych people he was teaching about were absolutely bogus. 😂
      It was my favorite part about him. That and his pierced ears with small hoops and bands in the shell of his ear. He always struck me as a rebel, especially since he was quite old (pierced ears for a man probably wasn't anywhere near the norm then).

  • @ceruleanvoice3538
    @ceruleanvoice3538 2 роки тому +180

    "She accepts my gift and then ignores me."
    Ahahahahaha
    *teenage trauma flashbacks*
    Ahahahahaha

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 2 роки тому +149

    Daffodils have historically been used as contraceptives. So Haley's wording on the quest is... strange.

  • @pekoraisjustice
    @pekoraisjustice 2 роки тому +95

    I love haley, idc what other think, her dialog when married is cute as hell

  • @ArgonMatrix
    @ArgonMatrix 2 роки тому +721

    I always knew Haley was the most optimal spouse. 💖🥥
    Really impressive stuff, and very well explained too! That stutter-stepping Egg Hunt was also one of the most ridiculous and hilarious things I've seen in a while, haha. Might have to learn all of these strats and try this out myself someday.

    • @rasputin5100
      @rasputin5100 2 роки тому +9

      Why did I expect you commenting 😭

    • @alicezaini3195
      @alicezaini3195 2 роки тому +8

      Maybe a stutter-step garbage run would help for the cactus fruit 🌵🍐

    • @tanoshi4590
      @tanoshi4590 2 роки тому +18

      Why does "Optimal Spouse" make me so uncomfortable-

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 2 роки тому

      ew no, haley worst girl

    • @strawberrymagpie
      @strawberrymagpie 2 роки тому +49

      @@DamageMaximo y’all just gotta give her a chance, she gets a really good character arc but everyone hates her because of first impressions ☹️

  • @mcaesargd3722
    @mcaesargd3722 2 роки тому +364

    if there was a magic farmer that harvests 20 potatoes each plot, id also marry them as soon as i could
    i always wondered how you did it ever since i heard you saying so in the trials. awesome stuff!

  • @lilymariefurness7384
    @lilymariefurness7384 2 роки тому +522

    I would love to see how long it takes to marry the character with the next closest birthday: Shane
    I've gotten 7 hearts with him before the flower dance as a personal record just by giving him beer. I'm curious to see how long it would take to marry him, and if you could manage before spring ends.

    • @snaildude268
      @snaildude268 2 роки тому +231

      Bruh you're giving beer to an alcoholic man to lure him into dating you that's fucked up 🗿

    • @queso5505
      @queso5505 2 роки тому +63

      @@snaildude268 eh this is stardew after all

    • @Bloodfangmh
      @Bloodfangmh 2 роки тому +116

      @@snaildude268 eh i gave Abigail rocks to eat to marry me so yeah its the stardew formula

    • @bfnvalley
      @bfnvalley 2 роки тому +37

      @@snaildude268 It’s cheaper than buying the pizza

    • @GeckoGaming-yc8gr
      @GeckoGaming-yc8gr 2 роки тому +6

      I've managed to marry him before Summer 1 I believe

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks 2 роки тому +48

    10:53 To be fair, if someone went into your house waited in front of your door, gave you a gift like that, you'd probably ignore them too

  • @annjohnson3120
    @annjohnson3120 2 роки тому +31

    And I thought I was really doing something when I got Harvey to dance with me at the first flower dance..

  • @nahelbeuk
    @nahelbeuk 2 роки тому +209

    I think the real question is; "What is the Daffodil for!?".

    • @olliefischer
      @olliefischer 2 роки тому

      you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @murphdawgswizzle
      @murphdawgswizzle 2 роки тому +40

      i like to think she’s trying to get emily to make it into a perfume for her

    • @AvaDevAra
      @AvaDevAra 2 роки тому +65

      For the ritual each week! Us girls go into the woods with daffodils and meet up, obviously Hayley is our high priestess.

    • @P3ndejosG4ng
      @P3ndejosG4ng Рік тому +8

      Consumption

    • @emmahealy4863
      @emmahealy4863 Рік тому +5

      To eat, of course!

  • @sam-zx8ns
    @sam-zx8ns 2 роки тому +113

    Another unreal BlaDe video! I was literally shaking my head at some of the next-level strats here.
    I can't tell what my favorite part was: the running tally of things to explain, Sassy Editor Blade making an appearance in the predictor box, the Gordon cameos, or the money making montage. I can tell you my least favorite part was definitely the stress incurred trying to watch you win the Egg Hunt while step manipping.
    Thanks for another fantastic video BlaDe! Looking forward to the next one, as always!

  • @chickewing6830
    @chickewing6830 2 роки тому +45

    The fact that you go to the trouble of doing the community centre bundles for the bus instead of selling out to joja is absolutely iconic

  • @luistacsan2916
    @luistacsan2916 2 роки тому +228

    *Farms clay at the Beach*
    Also Elliot : Weirdo

    • @swaglord102
      @swaglord102 2 роки тому +17

      It's funny lol, very out of character for him so it's funny

  • @theannilators7479
    @theannilators7479 2 роки тому +180

    My head cannon has always been that without player intervention, some of the bachelor/bachelorettes would get together, with Alex getting with Haley
    Meaning in this run, some new person moved in, and sighing three weeks married the girl Alex has a crush on

    • @Xxsorafan
      @Xxsorafan Рік тому +28

      Alex don’t know what he wants, he admits to having a crush on you if you’re a girl

    • @nova10029
      @nova10029 Рік тому +11

      My head canon:
      Alex-Haley
      Sebastian-Abigail
      Harvey-Maru
      Shane-Penny (she can try to fix him)
      Leah-Elliot
      Emily-Sam
      Pierre-Pierre (his 'secret stash')
      Wizard-Caroline
      Willy-Robin (she prob hates Demetrius)
      Linus-Leo (he's homeless for a reason)

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 Рік тому +21

      I don’t see Penny going for Shane after her experiences with her mother.

    • @deltaxd4943
      @deltaxd4943 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@nova10029linus-leo?????

    • @Arthyyyescritor
      @Arthyyyescritor 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@nova10029Leo is a kid.

  • @wladczynilazienki8776
    @wladczynilazienki8776 2 роки тому +88

    this was so fun and informative. im a total humanities person but the RNG talk and everything never felt condescending, its so cool how much you know about this game

  • @dayzeeznutz3400
    @dayzeeznutz3400 2 роки тому +86

    "nice makeup"
    "....thank you :)"
    favorite part hands down

  • @justlisa1599
    @justlisa1599 2 роки тому +201

    I totally love the cat-cam! It's not easy to maneuver through this game with a cat sleeping on your arm like that. Fun stuff here. : )

  • @Pantaker
    @Pantaker 2 роки тому +29

    I remember one playthrough I found a pink cake in Evelyn's bin mere days before Haley's birthday. It seemed like a sign from Yoba. But this is on a whole other level, amazing.

  • @chaozhonglian3770
    @chaozhonglian3770 2 роки тому +562

    “Make sure I click on Hayley and not the trash can” yeah, I know, I always get these two mixed up as well ;)

    • @eduardoxenofonte4004
      @eduardoxenofonte4004 2 роки тому

      top 10 computadores da marvel 2017

    • @victoriahewitt9938
      @victoriahewitt9938 2 роки тому +17

      You sound like Waligug lol.

    • @DarchrowTheEnigma
      @DarchrowTheEnigma 2 роки тому +31

      I think you mispelled Shane.

    • @JohnDoe-vy6ju
      @JohnDoe-vy6ju 2 роки тому +63

      that's ridiculous and totally unfair. Haley and the trash can couldn't be more different.
      it's actually possible to get items from the trash can.

    • @sof0099
      @sof0099 2 роки тому +11

      @@JohnDoe-vy6ju and trash cans like when you give them Prismatic Shards

  • @collyflower6623
    @collyflower6623 2 роки тому +14

    This is fascinating! I'm sure this was a lot of editing, and you explain everything very concisely

  • @elambedo
    @elambedo Рік тому +7

    I love hearing about all the details of the code. It makes me appreciate CA’s hard work so much more

  • @tearsofboredom7956
    @tearsofboredom7956 2 роки тому +24

    This reminds me of my first playthrough where I'm pretty sure I married Leah before the first winter

    • @thereallifesaiyan
      @thereallifesaiyan 2 роки тому

      On my playthrough where I got unlimited spouses, I romanced every girl aside from Emily and Maru in year 1 lmao

    • @leobastian_
      @leobastian_ 2 роки тому +7

      its fairly easy to romance anyone before winter, especially leah since you can buy her favorite gift for 200 at the saloon. also really easy is maru since she loves strawberries so you can make a bunch of gold ones early on

  • @bigladnathanclips
    @bigladnathanclips 2 роки тому +84

    Meanwhile there's me who didn't even know I could have a wife until 2 years in

  • @lorenzmaut3708
    @lorenzmaut3708 2 роки тому +47

    It would be funny if the game gave away quests but it did in a random way, like giving out a quest to the new farmer and the farmer has to decipher everything about that, who is Sebastian, where does he lives, he can't be the son of Robin and Demetrius, wait he is, ok when does he leave his room, and finally where do I find this item.

    • @vCherrykAI16
      @vCherrykAI16 7 місяців тому

      That would be great as a toggle for new players, honestly.

  • @MiWill1988
    @MiWill1988 2 роки тому +55

    Very impressive! Makes me wonder what the earliest day is that you could get the community center restored on a seeded farm to get around those pesky seasons

    • @JoannaLovesHistoryBooks
      @JoannaLovesHistoryBooks 2 роки тому +8

      Leapalot did a video on that recently!

    • @BlaDeSDV
      @BlaDeSDV  2 роки тому +54

      I have done a challenge on this. I will be making a video on it at some point, but it is a daunting one. I am doing my smaller challenges first to give me editing experience.

    • @JoannaLovesHistoryBooks
      @JoannaLovesHistoryBooks 2 роки тому +9

      @@BlaDeSDV This are very well edited and narrated! I know it's a lot of work, so I hope you know we appreciate it!

  • @alkemi5522
    @alkemi5522 2 роки тому +25

    I had a blast with this one! Educational and fun

  • @demafelixjaymark905
    @demafelixjaymark905 2 роки тому +18

    This is so well planned and executed. My brain is filled with cursed knowledge.

  • @montanam6424
    @montanam6424 Рік тому +5

    I can't imagine the dedication this took to figure out & play through. You wild for this one.

  • @max5183
    @max5183 2 роки тому +41

    And I thought I knew at least a bit how the quest rng worked. But no, we are counting steps while egg hunting 😂 very nice video!

  • @sofiablomquist8394
    @sofiablomquist8394 2 роки тому +7

    I am so impressed by the depth of knowledge, planning and execution to achieve this.

  • @dis_a_pear4225
    @dis_a_pear4225 2 роки тому +5

    BLADE! This video is ELITE!!
    I love how you explained even the most technical things in a very understandable & entertaining way
    *claps*
    Congratulations on your run and amazing work with the video

  • @shiki9989
    @shiki9989 2 роки тому +5

    This was fascinating, I love speedrun type videos where they explain the mechanics and why they do it

  • @clovercandii
    @clovercandii 2 роки тому +8

    this is so well edited + commentated!!! deserves a lot more views

  • @polinapavlenko1298
    @polinapavlenko1298 2 роки тому +8

    Your videos are criminally underrated! This is so impressive

  • @luvitadjauhari4151
    @luvitadjauhari4151 2 роки тому +9

    Feels like im watching sheldon cooper playing stardew valley

  • @resuarez23
    @resuarez23 2 роки тому +9

    “… Favorite thing. I know, i looked it up on the wiki. :)” I LOVED THAT PART

  • @Beberle675
    @Beberle675 2 роки тому +6

    The amount of dedication, research and execution deserves a sub! I tip my hat to you sir.

  • @JoannaLovesHistoryBooks
    @JoannaLovesHistoryBooks 2 роки тому +22

    This was so great! I was so invested in the egg hunt.

  • @dorianrecord8200
    @dorianrecord8200 2 роки тому +11

    This is actually the coolest stardew video I’ve ever seen

  • @zobeysworld
    @zobeysworld 2 роки тому +13

    i am literally mind blown by the potato thing

  • @tarodatesoup
    @tarodatesoup Рік тому +7

    This video is a masterpiece. The determination, comedy and unhinged behaviour is unparalleled.

  • @Jonasaurus7
    @Jonasaurus7 2 роки тому +3

    This should be a speedrun category, sort of a low% style thing where number of days trumps the time but within the same number of days it’s about how fast it can be done

  • @Nektarios37
    @Nektarios37 2 роки тому +33

    As a casual SDV player, this messed with my brain

  • @dr.JackieBright
    @dr.JackieBright 2 роки тому +2

    This is incredible. I'm very impressed at the sheer amount of knowledge of the game's mechanics here. There's times where I wish I could manipulate game mechanics like that, since I'm one of those people that enjoy pushing the boundary on game mechanics and finding/using glitches or the in-game mechanics to break the game without using cheats.

  • @Parad0x15
    @Parad0x15 2 роки тому +9

    So entertaining yet still so full of useful info. Absolutely loved it!

  • @bananabrain364
    @bananabrain364 2 роки тому +1

    Right on!! I always wondered if you could beat the marriage% speedrun with Shane! Awesome work!

  • @shelby8032
    @shelby8032 2 роки тому +224

    being a cottage core farmer girl and marrying the hottest woman in the game 3 weeks after meeting her is literally #lesbianrights

    • @averagefilipinodude2137
      @averagefilipinodude2137 2 роки тому +10

      @Shoka Lgbt leah is great but Robin is better

    • @MirunaNero
      @MirunaNero 2 роки тому +4

      I love Abigail the most. Bubbly but down to earth goth girl with eccentric hobbies. She's the best~

    • @soxdog50yrago15
      @soxdog50yrago15 2 роки тому

      @Shoka Lgbt Ew

    • @alexisventura7191
      @alexisventura7191 2 роки тому +5

      maybe if she wasant the most annoying person ever....
      like, she always complains when you give her anything. something along the lines of "oh, its not a diamond?? :/ ok then"

    • @MirunaNero
      @MirunaNero 2 роки тому

      @@alexisventura7191 Haley is kind of a bitch, yeah. I kinda avoid her simply because I don't see her as worth my time

  • @ameliac3560
    @ameliac3560 2 роки тому +10

    I’m obsessed with your kitty cam it has made my day exponentially better. Good video!!

  • @annieveenman9979
    @annieveenman9979 2 роки тому +6

    I must’ve watched this video 6 times, I love how you describe every mechanic in such detail and the editing is so lovely. Thank you for making this :)

  • @callmealx
    @callmealx 2 роки тому +2

    this video is SO GOOD!!! So well planned, edited, this is so good!

  • @rowanhedges3060
    @rowanhedges3060 2 роки тому +6

    "is that... distant banjo?" tell me why im watching into the stardew cc verse LOL

  • @vanguardbreaker8826
    @vanguardbreaker8826 11 місяців тому +1

    "At least they can talk to each other"
    Demetrius starts feeding the pet mushrooms and fruit, eventually adopts it, names it Batty after the farmer who seems to be slightly insane.

  • @Alex.S.1
    @Alex.S.1 2 роки тому +4

    I´m trying to remember the last time I learned this much in 20 minutes. Great video :)

  • @robertsyrett1992
    @robertsyrett1992 2 роки тому +4

    Fantastic explanation of the Clay Farming mechanic.

  • @Nixahma
    @Nixahma 2 роки тому +6

    At 0:16 my mom called and the audio cut out perfectly

  • @logeymusic
    @logeymusic 2 роки тому +1

    This'd be an insane speedrun category, amazing vid!

  • @TTVDeadliest
    @TTVDeadliest 2 роки тому +9

    That's impressive, I will say I married her b4 summer and thought it was good, you married her almost a full week b4 i did well job

  • @cheese0_4
    @cheese0_4 2 роки тому +7

    0:03 Read this in the pastor from Spaceballs' voice

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly 2 роки тому +58

    10:50 Haley truly is the marriage candidate for cat owners😂

  • @raigsv
    @raigsv 2 роки тому +6

    "i warp to the desert to avoid demetrius" rofl

  • @isajac3259
    @isajac3259 2 роки тому +21

    "I know I looked it up on the wiki" The thing that's been said by all stardew players

  • @ardinrye4786
    @ardinrye4786 2 роки тому +1

    WOW this video exploded! Excited to see what you do in the future :)

  • @MadiMoo-jm7pd
    @MadiMoo-jm7pd 2 роки тому +3

    I super appreciate the visuals for the bulletin board! Great vid!

  • @Isaac_Essa
    @Isaac_Essa 2 роки тому +2

    This was an awesome video, I love the technical explanations of everything

  • @rezahageby4411
    @rezahageby4411 2 роки тому +4

    Ive learned more about this game in the 20 minutes of watching this video than i have in the 500 hours i played it.

  • @mr.lorenez7253
    @mr.lorenez7253 3 місяці тому +2

    If someone put that much effort into marrying me before meeting them I would also fall in love

  • @beep.o_bot1873
    @beep.o_bot1873 Рік тому +4

    Hailey: OMG this is my favourite thing
    Players: I know I looked it up on the wiki
    Hailey: the what?

  • @debradavis3935
    @debradavis3935 2 роки тому

    So many of the Stardew Valley players that I watch on UA-cam and Twitch talk about the brilliance of your mind and your extensive knowledge of the coding of the game. I didn’t really understand until I watched this video. You’re a genius aren’t you? You would have to be in order to digest all of this code and know how it’s going to impact your game. I learned a lot today! Thank you 💜👍🏻

  • @emkeaanee7423
    @emkeaanee7423 2 роки тому +11

    this was so great! been waiting for this video since you mentioned it in your Trials intro :)

    • @BlaDeSDV
      @BlaDeSDV  2 роки тому +6

      Is that up and coming UA-cam star emkeaanee?

  • @ogorek6660
    @ogorek6660 2 роки тому +1

    Very nice video, informative, entertaining and in-depth. Loving the content so far!

  • @polinapavlenko1298
    @polinapavlenko1298 2 роки тому +3

    Omg the engagement on this vs the rest of your videos is crazy! Finally some growth for our RNG overlord

  • @matlaw
    @matlaw 7 місяців тому

    the cat cam is incredible. that chin warmth and trust makes almost anything worth doing.

  • @maiasim1560
    @maiasim1560 2 роки тому +6

    You should tell Waligug that this is doable. I'm sure he would want to know!! This is great - amazing what you can do with a little knowledge!

  • @animallover1522
    @animallover1522 2 роки тому

    Such a good video! I've literally never commented on a video before. Such top tier explaining + commentary. Amazing.

  • @YourIngrownToenail
    @YourIngrownToenail 2 роки тому +7

    Waligug can be seen shaking in the bushes during the wedding

  • @mintgreen292
    @mintgreen292 2 роки тому

    I did not expect to like this so much. Holy shit dude you're blowing my mind with this tilling thing. Also I like the chill way you explain everything.