How I Married Haley Before the First Flower Dance
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2024
- Here I recap how I was able to get a married to Haley in the first season of the game, while exploring the RNG elements around it.
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“Did you hear about that farmer who married Haley?”
“What farmer?”
LMFAO
@@lopsie7479 I actually married Abigail on my first year around the 1st of winter.
@@freezelordplayzrgb311 ok?
@@bajsrovkuksson4143 okay who's your favorite spouse
@@freezelordplayzrgb311 abigail
imagine if someone moved into your town, starting taking literally all of the clay from under the earth, talk to nobody except haley and perform rain dances every thursday to keep marnie from talking to them, and in 3 weeks has a wife
This is fvcking witchcraft.
Sigma grindset
@@fontainebreaks yeah is based
i do the same with fishing clay and caroline to get tea sappling on day 8-9, easy 30k first week
Fuuuuuck dude
Haley at the wedding: See everyone they're not a figment of my imagination
"I got a boyfriend, he's just from another school" vibes
LMAO FUNNIEST COMMENT
HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSAHH
"Hey, you heard about that new girl that just moved in?"
"Yeah, apparently she's getting married tomorrow."
"WHAT?!"
"to who???"
"haley..."
"THE **FARMER** PULLED HALEY?"
"yup, 3 weeks"
That could be possible if they had a long distance relationship beforehand and the MC moved in to marry her :p
@@Siinory who the heck in Stardew Valley would buy phones and computers from JoJo mart?
@@Solrex_the_Sun_King LoL JoJomart
@@honkstheclown8631 well obviously Haley would 0/10 would not date again. Although I’ve never dated Haley.
I like the part where Elliot calls you a weirdo.
wait why does he do so? it seems out of character lol!
@@hanabixobsidian1100 it's edited in
@@paracame8162 ohh it seems so real! I was just about to ask if he actually says that lol
@@paracame8162 oh thanks 😭
@@hanabixobsidian1100 Reigen Pfp
imagine if real life was like this. you see your friend digging in weird patterns in the soil and unearthing handfuls and handfuls of clay. then he walks into the middle of the yard and sticks a potato there. Later you see him counting as he walks into a wall. six days later he roots up the potato and there's twenty of them.
“Dude, what are you doing?”
“I’M TRYING TO GET MARRIED!!!”
Yeah...if I saw an obvious glitch like the potato thing...I'd start dusting people right and left.
"HE'S A WITCH!!!!"
@@blboy129 "BURN THE WITCH"
@@SessVlogs nooo you're gonns ruin the quest board
Haley seems like the exact kind of person to marry someone she's only known for two weeks, and who almost none of the town even know about.
Well, who wouldn't want to marry a wizard making crazy money just by tilling the ground and who knows how to make potatoes erupt from the ground ?
Almost none of the town, including her sister, know about
she's the exact opposite mate
@@Gravity_304 yeah she's one of the best characters. Shane is similar, great when you get to know him.
Man, the Sims 4 looks better than ever.
beginner level mistake: i cut all the grass before having a silo.
(very) semi hardcore level mistake: i sold all the fish night before getting the level 10 buff.
haboo level mistake: i deleted all the jades on a day i didnt wanna reset.
blade level mistake: i met emily. O.o
Wait what WHAT IM IN LOVE WITH EMILY WHAT ARE YOU SAY8NG IM NOT DONE PLAYING WHATS GONNA HAPPEN-
@@decentgrocerybag4003 nothing, i get married with emily twice and its a normal character
@@decentgrocerybag4003 The video shows that meeting Emily makes her a candidate for billboard quests, which is bad because he only wants them for Haley
Deleted jade's on a day I didn't want to reset? What does that mean?
@@jossies451 its a reference to a clip from haboo
Hey, u guys remember that farmer that moved in like 18 days ago? Apparently, she can predict the future and manipulate some aspects of nature and is also getting married to the most beautiful girl in the town
But he is marrying haley not pam!
@@rommelcandiani6358 pams the real town heartthrob
@@rommelcandiani6358 Pam has become alcoholic, being pretty aint easy
That farmer living the dream. Communing with nature and bein gay. What more could you want out of life
Sounds about accurate to every lesbian I've ever met
Imagine someone getting 20 potatoes from their first harvest on their first playthrough
At most that has a 0.00000001024% (1.024×10^-7%) chance of happening (without manipulation), and at worst a 0.000000000000001048576% (1.048576×10^-14%) chance of happening.
Not impossible, but extremely unlikely.
@@rulliantheskunk2091 "not impossible" are the key words there
@@Tom-vx7qh "extremely unlikely" are the other key words.
@@rulliantheskunk2091 "imagine" is yet another key word
@@rulliantheskunk2091 “bet you’re fun at parties” are some other key words
BlaDe buying a lottery ticket: "The numbers on lottery tickets can be fully predicted."
“By manipulating the number of steps, I can make sure the humidity and position of the stars as well as my luck is perfect that the 20 tickets I buy will all give me jackpot winnings. This is crucial so that I can buy hundreds of square watermelons which will be crucial in my quest for world domination”
@@nathanatoragaming8075 The fact that 20 Jackpots can buy you only hundreds of Square Watermelons is accurate
@@nathanatoragaming8075 *Removes "Lottery Ticket", "Watermelons" and "World Domination" from Things to Explain list*
@@sanjeevsinghrajput5593 this is the most underappreciated comment thread in this comment section XD
19:06 Imagine being so disliked that your neighbors magically teleport away every morning just to avoid having to talk to you
"I hear the new farmer arrived, I hope they enjoy a new pet to keep them company! :)"
3 hours later, still outside the door: ">:("
I can just imagine them looking in the windows and just seeing your character vaulting over chairs and walking in circles just killing time. Overhearing them muttering "God I hope it rains today so they don't show up"
@@Winasaurus Social anxiety level 203
@@Winasaurus this sounds like cult action tbh
@@ravingraven1988 There is no cult.
Now leave me alone.
These chairs need climbing over.
I was thinking the same thing lol. literally defied physics just to avoid seeing you
“Making crop circles in Elliott’s yard.”
(elliot yells “weirdo!” from the distance)
I loved that part lmao
Very impressive but at the same time tragic
Gug
gug more like gogy
@@elephantoChan gogs
Gug more like AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA
It was a magical concept, but the chosen one was truly tragic. I salute to this man who had to experience this horror
Fun fact: If she was a marriage candidate, *Pam* would actually be the absolute easiest girl to marry. This is due to one of her Favorite gifts being Parsnips(the first crop you ever get), and her Birthday being in Spring.
Something tells me she’d accept a strong, young millionaire with their own land as well as means of producing vast quantities of high quality wine as a husband any day.
It's funny how an innocent farming game has so much stuff that can be abused for the player's benefit, but in the long run these things aren't more useful than the straight and narrow path. This video taught me that basically everything in Stardew Valley has a cause and effect. Great video!
It genuinely has so many ways to be enjoyed!
A game with lots of stuff to do and ways to be enjoyed = more stress. A game meant to relax you and played at a slow pace causes prolonged stress which leads to burnout.
@@stray8876 not necessary.. just play rust and learn
@@stray8876 that doesn’t make any sense though? It’s not stressful BECAUSE there’s so many ways to play it. It’s only really stressful if you micro manage and want to get perfection. But you don’t have to do any of these.
@@louisaniathemagnificent8246 Can you really expect the first timers who bought the game to not explore all the avenues of Stardew Valley? It's understandable to the people who already explored most of the content to not play sweaty on their 2nd or 3rd save. Yes you have a choice, but you're really missing out on things that Stardew Valley can offer.
Running away from Marnie and Demetrius as optimally as possible everyday had me rolling 😂
Optimal racism
Marnie*
@@Kindred... whoops
optimal introvertedness
I like to imagine on the egg festival everyone is standing at the tables, watching you shuffle by whispering "your reign of terror is over Abigal" and reacting like this
"Is that the new girl?"
"why is she walking like that?"
"just don't look over, you don't want to attract attention"
"i saw her digging up the beach yesterday"
"what is that Shes saying about Abigal?"
"should we be concerned?"
My god the thought is hilarious
what the hell is your pfp
@@THATdoctorwhogeek Adrinette?
@@THATdoctorwhogeek the two main characters from miraculous ladybug
I love how marnie dances after ya’ll are married despite you intentionally staying in your house to avoid her multiple times
I wanna watch this so bad but Em wants to watch it with me so I need to wait
UA-camr admits he comments without fully watching the video
@@BlaDeSDV Update: we both liked the nerdy math, but Em particularly liked Gordon
You should do a speedrun sketch based on this video!
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@@BlaDeSDV how do I get ginger island In the game exactly
I loved all the information that was packed into this video. It makes me want to learn how to clay farm. Here I was spending all day just trying to get enough to make two silos.
Second silo is a waste, isn't it? You can just put extra hay in a chest for a miniscule fraction of the cost.
@@michaelleue7594 You can take hay from the silo? Early game I try to make up to four, before I have the money to just buy hay.
@@michaelleue7594 not in mid game tho,i would prefer to just make 2silo then keep reffiling every few days
@@bashfulcookie Don't know if they changed getting hay out of the silo or not, but if you have a farm house (coop, barn etc.) you can take hay from the feeding box until your silos are empty. To do this, you need spaces on the feeding bench that doesn't have hay on it.
fx. you go to take hay out of the silo to feed your chicks. you get 1 hay at a time pr animal you have. But you can keep going 'forever' if you don't put the hay on the bench for your animals ^^
Again; you just need one empty space where you would put hay for your animals. Then you can empty your silos into your inventory, and then keep it in a chest.
@@bashfulcookie I believe you need to have at least one coop or barn that isn't fully upgraded, because you can't take the hay out of an auto feeder.
I like the idea of winning the Egg Hunt and Abi just being like "wtf who the fuck ARE you!?"
I think if you divorced her you could've beaten waligug's record for divorcehailey% as well
When you break the game apart into all mechanics and stuff just to marry someone in 18 days, nice one
Very cool video, love the technical explanations.
Story time: My favorite professor would lecture in the same tone the entire class and he had an excellent accent so you got lulled into just vibing, but every now and then he'd slip in a joke in the same tone so you only really Got It if you were Really paying attention and that made it even funnier... "crop circles in Elliot's yard" has the EXACT same vibes it was so funny
That sounds almost exactly like a professor I had! Mine, instead of telling jokes, would have barely disguised sarcasm and disbelief in his voice but he talked the exact same way you describe! It made it hard for others to pick up that he totally thought some of the in/famous psych people he was teaching about were absolutely bogus. 😂
It was my favorite part about him. That and his pierced ears with small hoops and bands in the shell of his ear. He always struck me as a rebel, especially since he was quite old (pierced ears for a man probably wasn't anywhere near the norm then).
"She accepts my gift and then ignores me."
Ahahahahaha
*teenage trauma flashbacks*
Ahahahahaha
*Farms clay at the Beach*
Also Elliot : Weirdo
It's funny lol, very out of character for him so it's funny
This video makes me think about how quickly I could’ve actually married Shane. I did one single fish quest and got him 2 beers and suddenly I’m 2 hearts away from dating
I would love to see how long it takes to marry the character with the next closest birthday: Shane
I've gotten 7 hearts with him before the flower dance as a personal record just by giving him beer. I'm curious to see how long it would take to marry him, and if you could manage before spring ends.
Bruh you're giving beer to an alcoholic man to lure him into dating you that's fucked up 🗿
@@snaildude268 eh this is stardew after all
@@snaildude268 eh i gave Abigail rocks to eat to marry me so yeah its the stardew formula
@@snaildude268 It’s cheaper than buying the pizza
I've managed to marry him before Summer 1 I believe
"nice makeup"
"....thank you :)"
favorite part hands down
I love haley, idc what other think, her dialog when married is cute as hell
if there was a magic farmer that harvests 20 potatoes each plot, id also marry them as soon as i could
i always wondered how you did it ever since i heard you saying so in the trials. awesome stuff!
Daffodils have historically been used as contraceptives. So Haley's wording on the quest is... strange.
I always knew Haley was the most optimal spouse. 💖🥥
Really impressive stuff, and very well explained too! That stutter-stepping Egg Hunt was also one of the most ridiculous and hilarious things I've seen in a while, haha. Might have to learn all of these strats and try this out myself someday.
Why did I expect you commenting 😭
Maybe a stutter-step garbage run would help for the cactus fruit 🌵🍐
Why does "Optimal Spouse" make me so uncomfortable-
ew no, haley worst girl
@@DamageMaximo y’all just gotta give her a chance, she gets a really good character arc but everyone hates her because of first impressions ☹️
My head cannon has always been that without player intervention, some of the bachelor/bachelorettes would get together, with Alex getting with Haley
Meaning in this run, some new person moved in, and sighing three weeks married the girl Alex has a crush on
Alex don’t know what he wants, he admits to having a crush on you if you’re a girl
My head canon:
Alex-Haley
Sebastian-Abigail
Harvey-Maru
Shane-Penny (she can try to fix him)
Leah-Elliot
Emily-Sam
Pierre-Pierre (his 'secret stash')
Wizard-Caroline
Willy-Robin (she prob hates Demetrius)
Linus-Leo (he's homeless for a reason)
I don’t see Penny going for Shane after her experiences with her mother.
@@nova10029linus-leo?????
@@nova10029Leo is a kid.
And I thought I was really doing something when I got Harvey to dance with me at the first flower dance..
I think the real question is; "What is the Daffodil for!?".
you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i like to think she’s trying to get emily to make it into a perfume for her
For the ritual each week! Us girls go into the woods with daffodils and meet up, obviously Hayley is our high priestess.
Consumption
To eat, of course!
10:53 To be fair, if someone went into your house waited in front of your door, gave you a gift like that, you'd probably ignore them too
“Make sure I click on Hayley and not the trash can” yeah, I know, I always get these two mixed up as well ;)
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You sound like Waligug lol.
I think you mispelled Shane.
that's ridiculous and totally unfair. Haley and the trash can couldn't be more different.
it's actually possible to get items from the trash can.
So does DF
Another unreal BlaDe video! I was literally shaking my head at some of the next-level strats here.
I can't tell what my favorite part was: the running tally of things to explain, Sassy Editor Blade making an appearance in the predictor box, the Gordon cameos, or the money making montage. I can tell you my least favorite part was definitely the stress incurred trying to watch you win the Egg Hunt while step manipping.
Thanks for another fantastic video BlaDe! Looking forward to the next one, as always!
The fact that you go to the trouble of doing the community centre bundles for the bus instead of selling out to joja is absolutely iconic
this was so fun and informative. im a total humanities person but the RNG talk and everything never felt condescending, its so cool how much you know about this game
I totally love the cat-cam! It's not easy to maneuver through this game with a cat sleeping on your arm like that. Fun stuff here. : )
I remember one playthrough I found a pink cake in Evelyn's bin mere days before Haley's birthday. It seemed like a sign from Yoba. But this is on a whole other level, amazing.
Meanwhile there's me who didn't even know I could have a wife until 2 years in
It would be funny if the game gave away quests but it did in a random way, like giving out a quest to the new farmer and the farmer has to decipher everything about that, who is Sebastian, where does he lives, he can't be the son of Robin and Demetrius, wait he is, ok when does he leave his room, and finally where do I find this item.
That would be great as a toggle for new players, honestly.
As a casual SDV player, this messed with my brain
This reminds me of my first playthrough where I'm pretty sure I married Leah before the first winter
On my playthrough where I got unlimited spouses, I romanced every girl aside from Emily and Maru in year 1 lmao
its fairly easy to romance anyone before winter, especially leah since you can buy her favorite gift for 200 at the saloon. also really easy is maru since she loves strawberries so you can make a bunch of gold ones early on
Very impressive! Makes me wonder what the earliest day is that you could get the community center restored on a seeded farm to get around those pesky seasons
Leapalot did a video on that recently!
I have done a challenge on this. I will be making a video on it at some point, but it is a daunting one. I am doing my smaller challenges first to give me editing experience.
@@BlaDeSDV This are very well edited and narrated! I know it's a lot of work, so I hope you know we appreciate it!
Feels like im watching sheldon cooper playing stardew valley
This is so well planned and executed. My brain is filled with cursed knowledge.
And I thought I knew at least a bit how the quest rng worked. But no, we are counting steps while egg hunting 😂 very nice video!
i am literally mind blown by the potato thing
I love hearing about all the details of the code. It makes me appreciate CA’s hard work so much more
This is fascinating! I'm sure this was a lot of editing, and you explain everything very concisely
“… Favorite thing. I know, i looked it up on the wiki. :)” I LOVED THAT PART
I can't imagine the dedication this took to figure out & play through. You wild for this one.
I had a blast with this one! Educational and fun
being a cottage core farmer girl and marrying the hottest woman in the game 3 weeks after meeting her is literally #lesbianrights
@Shoka Lgbt leah is great but Robin is better
I love Abigail the most. Bubbly but down to earth goth girl with eccentric hobbies. She's the best~
@Shoka Lgbt Ew
maybe if she wasant the most annoying person ever....
like, she always complains when you give her anything. something along the lines of "oh, its not a diamond?? :/ ok then"
@@alexisventura7191 Haley is kind of a bitch, yeah. I kinda avoid her simply because I don't see her as worth my time
BLADE! This video is ELITE!!
I love how you explained even the most technical things in a very understandable & entertaining way
*claps*
Congratulations on your run and amazing work with the video
This was so great! I was so invested in the egg hunt.
I am so impressed by the depth of knowledge, planning and execution to achieve this.
"me and the baddie i pulled by staying inside my house and refusing to talk to anyone"
10:50 Haley truly is the marriage candidate for cat owners😂
this is so well edited + commentated!!! deserves a lot more views
This was fascinating, I love speedrun type videos where they explain the mechanics and why they do it
This is actually the coolest stardew video I’ve ever seen
So entertaining yet still so full of useful info. Absolutely loved it!
Your videos are criminally underrated! This is so impressive
The amount of dedication, research and execution deserves a sub! I tip my hat to you sir.
This video is a masterpiece. The determination, comedy and unhinged behaviour is unparalleled.
this video is SO GOOD!!! So well planned, edited, this is so good!
"I know I looked it up on the wiki" The thing that's been said by all stardew players
"is that... distant banjo?" tell me why im watching into the stardew cc verse LOL
Such a good video! I've literally never commented on a video before. Such top tier explaining + commentary. Amazing.
Very nice video, informative, entertaining and in-depth. Loving the content so far!
3:02 "Weirdo!" Lol
I’m obsessed with your kitty cam it has made my day exponentially better. Good video!!
This was an awesome video, I love the technical explanations of everything
Right on!! I always wondered if you could beat the marriage% speedrun with Shane! Awesome work!
"i warp to the desert to avoid demetrius" rofl
Ah yes, wait right outside a girl's bedroom to give her a cake the moment she exits it the first time that day. Marry her like two weeks later.
I see no flaws in this logic whatsoever.
This is incredible. I'm very impressed at the sheer amount of knowledge of the game's mechanics here. There's times where I wish I could manipulate game mechanics like that, since I'm one of those people that enjoy pushing the boundary on game mechanics and finding/using glitches or the in-game mechanics to break the game without using cheats.
Amazing video! I love when you do long explanations like this!
I must’ve watched this video 6 times, I love how you describe every mechanic in such detail and the editing is so lovely. Thank you for making this :)
This should be a speedrun category, sort of a low% style thing where number of days trumps the time but within the same number of days it’s about how fast it can be done
This'd be an insane speedrun category, amazing vid!
WOW this video exploded! Excited to see what you do in the future :)
I´m trying to remember the last time I learned this much in 20 minutes. Great video :)
It's very interesting that a stutter-step doesn't count as an actual "step taken" according to your Step Counter mod.
Have you created a MOD or would you know of a MOD in existence that keeps track of the total number of tiles that have been tilled while playing the game? Such a MOD would go along great with your Stardew Map Predictor.
Wow that was very entertaining! Looking forward to more of your videos!
Great stuff Blade!
Hailey: OMG this is my favourite thing
Players: I know I looked it up on the wiki
Hailey: the what?
Gee this is so informative and super cool at the same time 🥳🥳
this is the content I love, thank you BlaDe
I did not expect to like this so much. Holy shit dude you're blowing my mind with this tilling thing. Also I like the chill way you explain everything.
Fantastic explanation of the Clay Farming mechanic.
Good video, good times, well done blade!
This is very cool, great explanation of how everything works
I super appreciate the visuals for the bulletin board! Great vid!