house is like sherlock holmes, he sees all and knows all which I'm guessing why he said run some test because he knew the guy had gonorrhea..which is why he told the guy go get tested for it and these papers are mine😂
Pulled that trick when I invited a Superior Court judge to litigate an illegal order in the appellate courts. The order changed to a request REAL fast.
Human condition brother, I've seen people harrass pitbull cuase they "know it will attack sooner or later" ..... meditate on this paradox. I still haven't solved it.
Doesn't change the fact that he's going to sue anyway. Answered the "lawyer" question with "why would I sue you?" instead of "why my lawyer?". Most legal departments will settle because any trial would become a circus and often cost more than the settlement.
@@mr.switchblade604 Sure but only pitbulls throw themselves through windows to maul innocent children doing nothing to them. Not exactly the same thing as any other reactive dog.
@@unaztecamas1683 yep people poke sh't especially when they think it's dangerous iv seen people turn around surprised that annoying the most dangerous person they know ended horribly. Iv been studying this human behaviour for over 7 years still i don't understand it.
House literally told the dude what he was tryna accomplish here and he STILL went ahead and did it anyway. Calling him stupid is a disrespect to stupid people at this point 🤣🤣
Patient: "You have caused me significant mental distress." House: "Yes, causing patients distress is the only fun I get to have during mandatory clinic hours."
if i went to a doctor with suing him in mind and he put together in a few minutes that i was trying to do that i’d leave and probably give up on that idea lol
To be fair, he did try to leave. House said he was still willing to treat him. Though...yeah, the fact that he followed up with a lawsuit is pretty funny shortly afterwards.
@@ZT1ST 🤔 Since the only reason he was injured in the first place was to sue yet another doctor, he might as well follow through. He probably went straight home and injured himself again, but why waste a perfectly unpleasant hospital visit by not filing another lawsuit?
@@annab5369 House realised that if he gets sued while doing clinic.. The judge can actually ban him from clinic duties to protect others from his abusive attitude... Since he has been sued for it. So House wants the lawsuit. To get out of clinic.
House absolutely HATED working clinic hours on this show. This is actually common, I’ve had doctors who have to work ER shifts to maintain their certifications to work in hospitals. So, part of his job is to do clinic rotations, and he did legit everything he could to get out of it. Being sued means he cannot take patients in the clinic until it’s cleared. He was loving every moment of this and knew from the start being sued meant no clinic hours and he also just enjoyed screwing with people. But yeah this was to escape clinic rotations for a bit lol.
@@epgamer1145 He’s the world’s leading diagnostician in the show, he only gets patients that other doctors fail to diagnose and so they can’t treat them, he has (over the life of the show) 3-6 of the best and brightest graduates from medical school and it’s like THE residency that everyone wants because he’s so brilliant. But he’s also incredibly miserable and he’s very very hooked on pain pills because his leg needed to be amputated at one point and he refused so now he’s just trapped in unending agony and can’t really walk. He requires a cane. No matter what he does, he never gets reprimanded very harshly, because the hospital admin doesn’t want to lose the prestige he brings to the hospital. They’re world renowned because of House. He’s crazy and rude and superhumanly brilliant. It makes the show fun to watch. It isn’t realistic. You can’t have a doctor practicing medicine while actively in the throes of a very bad pill add1ction. He even makes his residents break into patient’s homes to do recon because he thinks everyone is a liar. It’s just entertainment.
@@dantekyle1775 He did the most batsh1t crazy stuff on that show to get out of clinic rotations lol… He would page Cuddy for consults on things like common cold and rashes hoping she’d get so annoyed she’d stop making him do them… In one episode he started calling people by their medical concerns to prove he had no more patients so he could leave but really they were all there and just didn’t want to be like, “Weird Discharge? Yeah that’s me!” Lmao.., Ridiculous but entertaining fr…..
@@alanlvr36 judges absolutely do do this lol. Frivolous lawsuits happen a lot, and this guy doing these by himself opens it up for return processes and litigation to happen. Also, not sure where you got your law degree from, but judges *ABSOLUTELY* take previous judgements and cases into consideration. Are you crazy? Its called "precedence". Every case is weighed in merit to everything else lol. Please stop giving "Advice"; no offense but you definitely have no idea what youre talking about.
@@PichuStardust it can get to the point of an investigation more or less, but it going into the criminal realm would be unfair to even call it rare. It’s essentially nonexistent. If they can say it’s intentional done to harass or the like, then it could include sanctions though…who-hoo rofl It can paint the plaintiff in a bad light though to the judges&any potential jurors. High Frequency Litigants is the legalese for it, or commonly known as serial litigants. Vexatious Litigant is one who uses to harass. To avoid getting those labels to reduce the negative impact, one could space them out, make sure they have substance to the claims, &obviously not go with the same claims all the time. Some HFLs are legitimate though&have just been unlucky, the ADA results in some people becoming HFLs because of the Disabilities Act, but of course many of those are also frivolous&seen as a way for financial gain.
@@alanlvr36 They can actually do this. The courts can issue a Vexatious Litigant Orders, which requires the courts to approve any law suits before they can be filled. It's only issued in extreme cases, after warnings and other sanctions have been issued.
@@matana4567 basically he told him he has a illness which can cause a lot of stress and mental distress in patient because of the pains. So if he sued him, he can give him lab results, ultimately making the court case unwinnable for the jerk. If he ran second test, it would show he has no illness, so the stress would be from house, making him win the case.
Not only that but they were in litigation as soon as he handed him that lawsuit. Really shouldn't be treating someone who is suing you or in the process of doing so. Conflict of interest. @@janschropfer439
@@FenrirEX He instead took the "Hypocritic" Oath in this case. He repeatedly harmed people when experimenting on them, even though it's to find a cure/treatment.
Fun fact: the author of Sherlock Holmes was a medical student who was taught to observe the patient carefully to give medical diagnosis much like House, this is what inspired Sherlock Holmes
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was also a general practitioner for 10 years before becoming an ophthalmologist (which he viewed as a failed pursuit). He only ever stopped medicine and became a full time author after nearly dying of influenza.
He was inspired by his colleague Dr. Joseph Bell and the character of Holmes is based on him. In the show, Wilson gifts House a book written by Dr.Joseph Bell, a nice little reference to this detail.
@@ExhaustedScarfwhat surpised me is that comment leaver either forgot to mention it or hasn't seen the fact that house is based on holmes which seems unlikely.
Fun fact; people with entitlement behaviour will do things like this often, that’s why all hospital workers document everything. And when I mean everything I mean THE DOCUMENT EVERHTING
As a hospital worker...we document EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING. If the big shots in suits started telling us we needed to document when the patient sneezes or coughs, you can bet we're documenting every single sniffle and cleared throat!
John Funsten came to the clinic with an abcess on his knee. House worked out that he had originally had a small pus filled sac, but had decided to try to relieve the pressure with something like a nail file, which only made it worse. Funsten tried to deny it at first, then admitted it. House offered Funsten a Vicodin for the pain which Funsten happily accepted. House then looked at the patient file and realized that Funsten lived 70 miles away from Princeton. When Funsten didn't have a reason for being in Princeton, House surmised, correctly, that he wasn't allowed to go to any closer hospital, probably because he was in litigation with them. Funsten denied it, or that he wanted to sue House, but House started asking him inappropriate questions because that would help a malpractice case. Thinking House will also refuse to treat him, House tells him to stay put and that he will drain the pus and run lab tests to make sure it isn't anything serious. House is dead on - Funsten returns almost immediately to serve a malpractice suit and House isn't surprised. He's also ready for him. He tells Funsten that he has gonorrhea and that House is duty bound to tell the state's medical officer of health. They will tell his wife so she can get tested. House says he would run another test, but he's not going to. He tells Funsten that since they're in litigation, he can't give him the test results, but it should be easy to prove he's clean - he just has to find another doctor to run another test.
@@jasonmurdoc9533 they leave it open ended with this little “check mate” moment but I could speculate if it helps you close the chapter in your head: he doesn’t have gonorrhea but since John is an asshole, house wants to humiliate him so says since they’re in litigation he will report that John has it to the state and they’ll call his wife to let her know she’s been exposed. Whether he could have it or not, his wife would theoretically not believe him saying it’s a false positive if she’s told by the state and his chances of getting another doctor SOMEWHERE to retest and confirm he doesn’t have it are slim bc he’s sued so many that no one will treat him. So he would have to consider dropping the litigation or call Houses bluff on the test results and hope he can find someone else to retest him so he can get the quick money he wants at the potential cost of his marriage
@@jasonmurdoc9533 Gonorrhea is an STD. I would assume that it's true that he does have it (you don't need a second test for that.) His wife is not necessarily complicit in his scams, but probably is. The point is, the woman from whom he contracted gonorrhea is most likely NOT his wife.
As someone who has no idea how it works in America…what are those papers? I keep seeing people being handed “papers” in movies and it’s handed to that specific person, why? Why not a phone call? An email? Why can’t he give him his own papers?
@@heisafraidbecause (as far as I’ve heard) when the person is handed the papers in person, they can’t turn around and say they didn’t receive them. If it was any other way, the person could also say “I wasn’t informed”.
@@heisafraid legal notice of a lawsuit. You can't serve papers in your own case because you the plaintiff have a vested interest in the service being done incorrectly - if you throw the papers on someone's trash can and say "I served the papers by hand delivery to their address", you can get the court to issue a default judgement without the defendant actually being notified of the lawsuit, which would violate the defendant's due process rights. The court may allow methods other than delivery of papers depending on local laws, but the point is that it has to be done fairly to ensure that the defendant is fully aware that they're being sued and has the chance to respond.
Also technically even though it's a show, The guy is not legally allowed to serve the papers for court himself he has to have someone else do it it's illegal to serve your own papers.
A lot of times these type of people try to keep the smallest paper trail possible so even though they are willing to sue they first approach with an intent to sue to try and get a quick settlement out of court and without court records. Basically give me money and I will sign that I won't sue you
Depends, I've served my own papers every time I didn't send it registered mail and haven't broken any laws. In my jurisdiction only family law stuff can't be served personally, civil is free game.
I think in most states it's an optional service for a fee to have the sheriff's office serve papers otherwise you do so yourself or have a process server do it.
Surprisingly enough, one of the schools in our Conference would yell out things like that as we were serving (collegiate volleyball 30 short years ago) to try and mess with us. The worst it did was make us laugh. Good times.
One of the things I love about House is that it taught me to think outsidethe box. I'm a nurse and suggested to a a Dr. to run a PSA on a pt.....she said "But he's only 15". My reply, exactly, why does he have urinary inconsititancy at 15? Saved his life.
@@lewisshemery2585 Because A) His wife will find out, and B) he has no way to Verify if he actually has the STD or not, so C) he has to now go somewhere Else for a second opinion to Even get a Prescription which means More Medical Bills, as House can't treat him anymore as he's being sued... >.>
Him and Stephen Fry in Jeeves and Wooster 90’s uk tv show , and as great I watched the repeat’s in the late 90’s , great writing and the acting 🎭 was fantastic 👌🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@@kalnaidoo we all know who they are. The op wrote “this” meaning Hugh Laurie specifically, not a blanket statement about all comedians. But thanks for reminding me that I wanted to watch the Truman Show again.
I just thought ppl would wanna watch the whole episode rather than just a 30 second video....I know I would and it's frustrating not knowing the season or episode
How, in the decades that both of those have been around, did I not realize that they were played by the same actor until you mentioned it... I can't believe I missed that 😂😂😂
When I watch these clips, it always shocks me when I found out he was from the UK. For how fast he has to speak and what he has to say, amazing actor!!!!
Dude, you made the right choice - but don't think of things as black and white. Maintain infrequent/frequent contact on your terms, but do stay in touch. Family blood can be a funny thing, and when he's gone, don't leave yourself thinking "what if?" Obviously, all relationships have transactional value, and if yours with him is never bringing something to the table, then sure, let him know why - because he might love you more than you imagine, but may not be able to express that to you. Love is all about being vulnerable, but by being vulnerable, that doesn't make you stupid, huh? Big hug and a warm handshake from me, buddy. ✌️
Kinda stupid to try and sue multiple doctors for easy pay instead of for legitimate reasons; Literally setting yourself up to essentially be avoided by medical professionals when you need real help, and next to no willing to help out of fear of being taken to court.
More like they’re quitting because they realized that too much of medicine is a scam designed to treat the symptoms instead of the cause.... all for the money
"Lawyers gonna love it." "Why would I wanna sue you?" He just confirmed that he sued a bunch of doctors. Pretty sure normal people, would ask why they would need a lawyer in the first place.
People who have tried this in real life eventually get caught and wind up with a massive class action lawsuit against them that will put them in traction for the rest of their life.
I like how smart this doctor was even on the last season where he went to a recovery mental health facility and outsmarted the nurses, also very good at getting answers by digging through someone.
Found a paragraph guy.... Basically since he has gonorrhea, dr will have to disclose this in a court, which will lead the court to call all his sex partners ,nd his wife would know he is cheating
Guy, "You've caused me considerable mental distress."
House, "....not yet."
House: “anytime, my pleasure”
House: “well I sure hope so”
Trevor Phillips with legal drugs.
I just wanted to comment here also
House: "and I'm just getting started"
It’s ironic because house is the only doctor who would intentionally cause distress in that man just for shits and giggles 😂😂
House is the goat
I guess you could say it was for… shiggles
@@thebygwayne
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funny.
@@thebygwaynegits and shiggles
Like for real
Man: "I'm here to f*** around".
House: "No worries... I'm here to help you find out".
Best comment goes to u brother😂💪🏽
This is the one!!! 😂😂😂😂
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So glad you repeated the most overused phrase of the last 5 years
😂
Guy, "You've caused me considerable mental distress."
House, "Mission Accomplished."
When house has the same life mission as you
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
It was cut out in this clip, but House responds, "I certainly hope so!"
“Great, now onto some more. In front of the whole state😂”
The "distressing questions" being relevant is a nice touch.
This guy figured out my entire plan and is actively encouraging me to do it. Clearly this is a sign I should continue.
(Clearly this guy just wants me to succeed in life)
you do know that he can sue house for not treating him right?
@@samofohachinweuba1641he didn’t refuse to treat the guy, the guy is suing him there for House can no longer treat him
follow your dreams. All of it.
house is like sherlock holmes, he sees all and knows all which I'm guessing why he said run some test because he knew the guy had gonorrhea..which is why he told the guy go get tested for it and these papers are mine😂
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
haha.
:(
😂😂😂
I'm laughing way to hard at this imma have to steal this 1. 😂😂😂
@@numbingcactus153 Found the one who giggled and shat ^.^
this made me giggle
When people call you out on your bullshit, that is a warning to NOT try it on them.
Oh please. What could they possibly do, when I fu-
*_finds out quickly and painfully._*
I have the same picture and almost same name as you
So people never learn
Can't bullshit a bullshitter
Especially if you haven’t even tried them yet. Baby, just gone head b/c they are READY💯😂
Bro threatened the only doctor on earth with his own dedicated law suit fund
And the Impetus to Want to be Sued XD
I know right?, Cuddy is a smart woman about that
😂 I forgot this Easter egg. WHOOP HAHAHAHA 🥂
😂😂😂😂
Oh yeah, doesn't Cuddy say something about it in like the first 2-3 episodes of the first season?
When someone is glad to see you in court, be afraid, be very afraid
Pulled that trick when I invited a Superior Court judge to litigate an illegal order in the appellate courts. The order changed to a request REAL fast.
LOL My ex wife tried that on me, my lawyer absolutely destroyed her in court. Not that your point is wrong, just sometimes people are over confident
True
"Certainly hope so" 😂😂😂
House is a legend. 😂😂❤❤
@@FatNebraskaMomcrazy we broke the streak
I loved that too. The has comebacks so quick 😳😁
Sent me 😂
The fact that House picked it up right away and STILL did the test for the dude is neat
House: Upholding the Hippocrates Oath in the most chaotic way possible.
Gotta make sure you are helpful as you turn their behavioral Deviancy against them
@@thesilentangel8299basically 😂
Malicious compliance
@@thesilentangel8299 Hippocratic.
House will literally make you have a panic attack for shits and giggles he doesn’t care and I love that
Because he is the best and knows sometimes that helps
He's a people person.
He can and has caused SEIZURES just because he could.
I want a doctor just like that
“You’ve caused me considerable mental distress.”
“Well I certainly hope so.”
no rest for the wicked...
@@zhollamychalis4252No balls for the nutsack
How would you not think twice when you hear that?
Yeah thats what he said
@johnshea0905 you want a badge,?'tu
House went: "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."
He sues people to get money. He provoked someone he knew was going to sue him to get out of the clinic for a couple of days.
Watchmen, love it
@@jr5067 why did my brain go the cage fight in spiderman 1?
@@JarodHaws because that's where the quote is from
@@piemon22222 I can't find it tho
Guy "You've caused me considerable mental distress." House: "I'm insulted... I've not even started yet."
at what point he thought"this guy knows imma sue and still not scared, imma sue him anyway" was a good idea?
Human condition brother, I've seen people harrass pitbull cuase they "know it will attack sooner or later" ..... meditate on this paradox. I still haven't solved it.
Doesn't change the fact that he's going to sue anyway. Answered the "lawyer" question with "why would I sue you?" instead of "why my lawyer?".
Most legal departments will settle because any trial would become a circus and often cost more than the settlement.
@@unaztecamas1683 It's caused by idiocy and entitlement. Obviously the pitbull is going to attack if you're harassing it. Any dog will do that
@@mr.switchblade604 Sure but only pitbulls throw themselves through windows to maul innocent children doing nothing to them. Not exactly the same thing as any other reactive dog.
@@unaztecamas1683 yep people poke sh't especially when they think it's dangerous iv seen people turn around surprised that annoying the most dangerous person they know ended horribly.
Iv been studying this human behaviour for over 7 years still i don't understand it.
"These are mine now." 😂
House: I'm smarter than you are.
The little ahah first😂
fr tho bro wanted to get sued lol
And they are! Once you've been served your papers like that, it is indeed yours.
That's my understanding, at least.
I mean if toy dont want them to have em dont give em to them
House literally told the dude what he was tryna accomplish here and he STILL went ahead and did it anyway. Calling him stupid is a disrespect to stupid people at this point 🤣🤣
oh wow yeah this actor is sooo much dumber than you.
tryna? Ebonics much?
@@BOHICA_ crazy how you read this comment and chose to respond with that dumb shit. Stay blessed
@@BOHICA_… ur rage bait right
@@BOHICA_ Found an ifunnier out in the wild holy shit
bro thought the infinite money glitch wasnt patched 😂
1000th like
@@DorianCbrother broke the no-comment streak
crazy how it even went that long without comments
i love how this implies that house is the patch to the infinite money glitch
Technically it wasn't, he just tried to use an NPC dialog exploit on another player.
“You have caused me significant mental distress”
House: “lets fucking go lads”
Funny considering House's actor is British
@@fatui_yozora Precisely what I came here to say. Hugh Laurie for the win.
Clip
Patient: "You have caused me significant mental distress."
House: "Yes, causing patients distress is the only fun I get to have during mandatory clinic hours."
@@Bl00Buttons This is Sooo freakin' True..... The shit he's done to people during Clinic Hours XD
"You've caused me considerable mental distress."
And the day's still young!
if i went to a doctor with suing him in mind and he put together in a few minutes that i was trying to do that i’d leave and probably give up on that idea lol
Nah fr. Ofc he had something up his sleeve if he was still willing to treat the guy. "Patient" didn't think this through very well lol
Sadly there's a good amount of bad people that would probably still do what this guy is doing because 1 money, and 2 less work.
To be fair, he did try to leave.
House said he was still willing to treat him.
Though...yeah, the fact that he followed up with a lawsuit is pretty funny shortly afterwards.
The people who spend their life making vexatious claims are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
@@ZT1ST 🤔 Since the only reason he was injured in the first place was to sue yet another doctor, he might as well follow through.
He probably went straight home and injured himself again, but why waste a perfectly unpleasant hospital visit by not filing another lawsuit?
You could see the glint in house's eyes. Finally something to spruce up his day
Anything to make clinic exciting!
@@annab5369 House realised that if he gets sued while doing clinic.. The judge can actually ban him from clinic duties to protect others from his abusive attitude... Since he has been sued for it.
So House wants the lawsuit. To get out of clinic.
@@albratgaming2348yknow... I never thought of that... but it makes complete sense now.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@albratgaming2348irony is that it didn't work because the guy was basically running scams to sue doctors for mental distress.
- "You have caused me considerable mental distress."
- "Not yet. But I'm about to."
😂😂
House absolutely HATED working clinic hours on this show. This is actually common, I’ve had doctors who have to work ER shifts to maintain their certifications to work in hospitals. So, part of his job is to do clinic rotations, and he did legit everything he could to get out of it. Being sued means he cannot take patients in the clinic until it’s cleared. He was loving every moment of this and knew from the start being sued meant no clinic hours and he also just enjoyed screwing with people. But yeah this was to escape clinic rotations for a bit lol.
Forgot he was doing that. Nice way to get outta crap work.
What a way to trash at your job
@@epgamer1145 He’s the world’s leading diagnostician in the show, he only gets patients that other doctors fail to diagnose and so they can’t treat them, he has (over the life of the show) 3-6 of the best and brightest graduates from medical school and it’s like THE residency that everyone wants because he’s so brilliant.
But he’s also incredibly miserable and he’s very very hooked on pain pills because his leg needed to be amputated at one point and he refused so now he’s just trapped in unending agony and can’t really walk. He requires a cane.
No matter what he does, he never gets reprimanded very harshly, because the hospital admin doesn’t want to lose the prestige he brings to the hospital. They’re world renowned because of House. He’s crazy and rude and superhumanly brilliant.
It makes the show fun to watch. It isn’t realistic. You can’t have a doctor practicing medicine while actively in the throes of a very bad pill add1ction. He even makes his residents break into patient’s homes to do recon because he thinks everyone is a liar. It’s just entertainment.
@@dantekyle1775 He did the most batsh1t crazy stuff on that show to get out of clinic rotations lol… He would page Cuddy for consults on things like common cold and rashes hoping she’d get so annoyed she’d stop making him do them… In one episode he started calling people by their medical concerns to prove he had no more patients so he could leave but really they were all there and just didn’t want to be like, “Weird Discharge? Yeah that’s me!” Lmao.., Ridiculous but entertaining fr…..
Thank you for explaining the reasoning. It was obvious he wanted to go through with it but the short didn't explain his intent
I'm sure these scams can only happen so many times before the judge just throws them out the window
@alanlvr36 what happens when they find out that they do this on multiple occasions, suing doctor after doctor after doctor.
@@alanlvr36 judges absolutely do do this lol. Frivolous lawsuits happen a lot, and this guy doing these by himself opens it up for return processes and litigation to happen.
Also, not sure where you got your law degree from, but judges *ABSOLUTELY* take previous judgements and cases into consideration. Are you crazy? Its called "precedence". Every case is weighed in merit to everything else lol. Please stop giving "Advice"; no offense but you definitely have no idea what youre talking about.
@@PichuStardust Ignore this guy, google "Setting precedence legal" and "frivolous lawsuit dismissal" will also get you info you want.
@@PichuStardust it can get to the point of an investigation more or less, but it going into the criminal realm would be unfair to even call it rare. It’s essentially nonexistent. If they can say it’s intentional done to harass or the like, then it could include sanctions though…who-hoo rofl
It can paint the plaintiff in a bad light though to the judges&any potential jurors. High Frequency Litigants is the legalese for it, or commonly known as serial litigants. Vexatious Litigant is one who uses to harass. To avoid getting those labels to reduce the negative impact, one could space them out, make sure they have substance to the claims, &obviously not go with the same claims all the time. Some HFLs are legitimate though&have just been unlucky, the ADA results in some people becoming HFLs because of the Disabilities Act, but of course many of those are also frivolous&seen as a way for financial gain.
@@alanlvr36 They can actually do this. The courts can issue a Vexatious Litigant Orders, which requires the courts to approve any law suits before they can be filled. It's only issued in extreme cases, after warnings and other sanctions have been issued.
“Normally I’d run a second test but since your here, I’ll just go with the first.” Love house
What is the joke here, can u explain? Not native speaker..
@@matana4567 basically he told him he has a illness which can cause a lot of stress and mental distress in patient because of the pains. So if he sued him, he can give him lab results, ultimately making the court case unwinnable for the jerk. If he ran second test, it would show he has no illness, so the stress would be from house, making him win the case.
Not only that but they were in litigation as soon as he handed him that lawsuit. Really shouldn't be treating someone who is suing you or in the process of doing so. Conflict of interest.
@@janschropfer439
@@janschropfer439 lol house trap him in an infinite loop
what szn and episode
“I’m going to sue you!” 😈
“You have gonorrhea.” 🙂
Its most definitely the other way around with the emojis
@@thatonereallyoldbaguette
Nah the current one is funnier
@thatonereallyoldbaguette
Nah, House doesn't need the horns. He couldn't've been more smiles if they'd've been drawn on. 😂
And no doctor that wants to see you
this vexes me
"should it?"😂😂
Will it?
Can it?
Does it?
Ill give you one better: why it
…when it?
Dr House, the Judge Judy of doctors. Mean, rude, and always right.
People think the most commonly said phrase is "It's Not Lupus" on House. It's not "It's Not Lupus". It's actually "House was right"
😂😂😂😂😂
what episode is this
When your opponent knows what's in your hand and doesn't blink, you should probably fold.
just don't fold right before the reveal, that's how you lose a winning hand
So what happens next ? Why house took the papers at the end?
@@SilentCyborg11 gonorrhea man gets fines
@@real.jimmy23 is it some kind of law ? Or House sues him back ?
@@SilentCyborg11 idk i live in GB
"I didn't say I wouldn't treat you."
- Dr. House, every god damned time
When House took the Hippocratic Oath, he never meant verbal harm.
le me translate "im gonna have some fun now"
@@FenrirEX He instead took the "Hypocritic" Oath in this case.
He repeatedly harmed people when experimenting on them, even though it's to find a cure/treatment.
It’s good they pointed this one out it sad when innocent doctors have to go through this and have that by their name
Fun fact: the author of Sherlock Holmes was a medical student who was taught to observe the patient carefully to give medical diagnosis much like House, this is what inspired Sherlock Holmes
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was also a general practitioner for 10 years before becoming an ophthalmologist (which he viewed as a failed pursuit). He only ever stopped medicine and became a full time author after nearly dying of influenza.
House = Holmes
Wilson = Watson.
What’s even better is that house is based on Sherlock Holmes.
He was inspired by his colleague Dr. Joseph Bell and the character of Holmes is based on him. In the show, Wilson gifts House a book written by Dr.Joseph Bell, a nice little reference to this detail.
@@ExhaustedScarfwhat surpised me is that comment leaver either forgot to mention it or hasn't seen the fact that house is based on holmes which seems unlikely.
😂😂😂 "Ah, ah. These are mine now. I'll see you in court." One of House's best lines. (S1 E2: "Paternity")
I just watched it,its not the episode 😢😢..which one is it??
@@habibasaleh8226 Season 1 episode 2.
@@habibasaleh8226 season 1 episode 2? the first scene is around 24:44 mins into the episode
@@habibasaleh8226oh wait it’s season 1 episode 2 the paternity. My bad
Season 21?!
Statistically he was going to run into a doctor who didn't give a fuck.
Fun fact; people with entitlement behaviour will do things like this often, that’s why all hospital workers document everything. And when I mean everything I mean THE DOCUMENT EVERHTING
That’s true but from personal experience they don’t always document things correctly.
@@boydmccollum692 yeah. It’s always just what’s gonna protect them from getting fired
It's always good to document everhting lmao I just picture an Asian person saying this
As a hospital worker...we document EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING. If the big shots in suits started telling us we needed to document when the patient sneezes or coughs, you can bet we're documenting every single sniffle and cleared throat!
@@boydmccollum692 People's bad memory doesn't alter the direct quotes on the medical record 😂
John Funsten came to the clinic with an abcess on his knee. House worked out that he had originally had a small pus filled sac, but had decided to try to relieve the pressure with something like a nail file, which only made it worse. Funsten tried to deny it at first, then admitted it. House offered Funsten a Vicodin for the pain which Funsten happily accepted.
House then looked at the patient file and realized that Funsten lived 70 miles away from Princeton. When Funsten didn't have a reason for being in Princeton, House surmised, correctly, that he wasn't allowed to go to any closer hospital, probably because he was in litigation with them. Funsten denied it, or that he wanted to sue House, but House started asking him inappropriate questions because that would help a malpractice case. Thinking House will also refuse to treat him, House tells him to stay put and that he will drain the pus and run lab tests to make sure it isn't anything serious.
House is dead on - Funsten returns almost immediately to serve a malpractice suit and House isn't surprised. He's also ready for him. He tells Funsten that he has gonorrhea and that House is duty bound to tell the state's medical officer of health. They will tell his wife so she can get tested. House says he would run another test, but he's not going to. He tells Funsten that since they're in litigation, he can't give him the test results, but it should be easy to prove he's clean - he just has to find another doctor to run another test.
Thank you paragraph person. You're doing the Lord's work ❤ I had to scroll a bit too long to find this tbh
I’m still confused does he have gonorrhea? Does his wife not know that he scams people? What does this do necessarily?
@@jasonmurdoc9533 they leave it open ended with this little “check mate” moment but I could speculate if it helps you close the chapter in your head: he doesn’t have gonorrhea but since John is an asshole, house wants to humiliate him so says since they’re in litigation he will report that John has it to the state and they’ll call his wife to let her know she’s been exposed. Whether he could have it or not, his wife would theoretically not believe him saying it’s a false positive if she’s told by the state and his chances of getting another doctor SOMEWHERE to retest and confirm he doesn’t have it are slim bc he’s sued so many that no one will treat him. So he would have to consider dropping the litigation or call Houses bluff on the test results and hope he can find someone else to retest him so he can get the quick money he wants at the potential cost of his marriage
@@moonfish6588 peace be with you, my child. LOL I don’t mind dropping in the wiki summaries for the greater good haha
@@jasonmurdoc9533 Gonorrhea is an STD. I would assume that it's true that he does have it (you don't need a second test for that.)
His wife is not necessarily complicit in his scams, but probably is. The point is, the woman from whom he contracted gonorrhea is most likely NOT his wife.
House: "Mental distress? I've just begun to cause you mental stress!!"
You'd think a fella who's sued every doctor is a 60 mile radius would know that you can't serve papers in your own case.
Yup. 😂
As someone who has no idea how it works in America…what are those papers? I keep seeing people being handed “papers” in movies and it’s handed to that specific person, why? Why not a phone call? An email? Why can’t he give him his own papers?
@@heisafraidbecause (as far as I’ve heard) when the person is handed the papers in person, they can’t turn around and say they didn’t receive them. If it was any other way, the person could also say “I wasn’t informed”.
@@heisafraid legal notice of a lawsuit. You can't serve papers in your own case because you the plaintiff have a vested interest in the service being done incorrectly - if you throw the papers on someone's trash can and say "I served the papers by hand delivery to their address", you can get the court to issue a default judgement without the defendant actually being notified of the lawsuit, which would violate the defendant's due process rights. The court may allow methods other than delivery of papers depending on local laws, but the point is that it has to be done fairly to ensure that the defendant is fully aware that they're being sued and has the chance to respond.
The guy that's sued every doctor in a 60 mile radius may also be running low on lawyers!
That "these are mine now" has some serious "Nows yous can't leave" energy.
😂 nice reference.
Lmaooo 😊
All they had to do was drink the beer.
Classic!
Was that from a Bronx Tale?
“You’ve caused me considerable mental distress”
House did his job 😂
If someone knew my intentions and 100% called out my bullshit I'll probably stop my shenanigans
A lot of people dig in their heels and double down on the shenanigans 😂
You have accountability, some people don't...
My bestie and I call eachother out for everything, then we giggle while doing shenanigans together. That's what real friendship is.
@@privatemhillson2521 except that's not the context we are applying here
Some just don't have the enough brain cells capabilities
Also technically even though it's a show, The guy is not legally allowed to serve the papers for court himself he has to have someone else do it it's illegal to serve your own papers.
A lot of times these type of people try to keep the smallest paper trail possible so even though they are willing to sue they first approach with an intent to sue to try and get a quick settlement out of court and without court records. Basically give me money and I will sign that I won't sue you
Depends, I've served my own papers every time I didn't send it registered mail and haven't broken any laws. In my jurisdiction only family law stuff can't be served personally, civil is free game.
I think in most states it's an optional service for a fee to have the sheriff's office serve papers otherwise you do so yourself or have a process server do it.
How many people are you suing lad?@christopherrto
@@walshofficialMaybe a landlord. They take former renters to court often enough, some relatives of mine had had at least ten in the past 10 years.
the guy who tried to blackmail Batman;
"Good Luck"
-Morgan Freeman
Battle Strat 101: Don't proceed with the plans that your enemy is already aware of.
Dude should've bailed the moment he knew House knows
😂😂😂😂😂
Please 😂🎯🤣 Preach
He did try a tactical retreat. House out flanked him and had a treatment for that.
Repeated offense of wrongfullyvsueing hospials should lose him his right to sue hospitals. Its criminal
Due to years of lobbying by medical associations, it’s actually quite difficult to sue doctors.
Even when they have done something wrong.
"you have gonorrhea" is my new favorite response to everything
Surprisingly enough, one of the schools in our Conference would yell out things like that as we were serving (collegiate volleyball 30 short years ago) to try and mess with us. The worst it did was make us laugh.
Good times.
“I’m leaving and taking the kids”
“You have gonorrhea”
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Went to the pizzeria
Came back with gonorrhea
Skyrimpoop™ 2012
He called your entire play and you still went through with it 😂
Bro should’ve known not to fuck with house after he immediately deduced what his scheme was
One of the things I love about House is that it taught me to think outsidethe box. I'm a nurse and suggested to a a Dr. to run a PSA on a pt.....she said "But he's only 15". My reply, exactly, why does he have urinary inconsititancy at 15? Saved his life.
Uno reverse card at its finest.
I dont get it, what does an STD have to do with him getting sued?
@@lewisshemery2585 Because A) His wife will find out, and B) he has no way to Verify if he actually has the STD or not, so C) he has to now go somewhere Else for a second opinion to Even get a Prescription which means More Medical Bills, as House can't treat him anymore as he's being sued... >.>
Who could believe this comedy actor could be such a great drama actor
Good comedy actors always make the best drama actors
Him and Stephen Fry in Jeeves and Wooster 90’s uk tv show , and as great I watched the repeat’s in the late 90’s , great writing and the acting 🎭 was fantastic 👌🏻👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
And how startling is it to hear his real British accent? His American is so perfect.
have you not heard of robin williams or jim carey.
@@kalnaidoo we all know who they are. The op wrote “this” meaning Hugh Laurie specifically, not a blanket statement about all comedians.
But thanks for reminding me that I wanted to watch the Truman Show again.
Gyu :- you've caused me "considerable mental distress"
House :- ya that's my middle name.
"I'm a ppl person" is the funniest shit coming from House lmfaoo
House is always in so much pain. You literally chose the one man who has nothing but time
Also, you gave him what he wanted: a way out of clinic rotations, as the suit will force him to be out of them for investigations.
Also House has a dedicated law suit fund XD
@@durk5331 Every doctor does. Malpractice insurance is mandatory.
Bro thought he could outsmart House 😂😂😂
Doctor house I'm a people person😅 your priceless🤣✌️
I loved this show!
He actually was when the people were genuine...
I'm pretty sure this is the same actor who played that pianist with half a brain dead in another episode.
oh yeahhh, that's why he looked familiar.
Nope not the same person
That was Dave Matthews, this isnt Dave Matthews
And Carrie's boss mr. Pruzan from king of queens
Different guy
Dr Gregory House. My all time favourite doc. Wish I had a doctor like him. Straight up. No BS.
I had one, no bs kinda guy. I adored him. He spoiled me. House calls for me til 1990, they were unheard of then. He wasn't House, but he got it done.
SHOW: HOUSE
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Thank you
bless you kind soul! we appreciate informed beings. :D
I just thought ppl would wanna watch the whole episode rather than just a 30 second video....I know I would and it's frustrating not knowing the season or episode
Say, Jessica, you into role playing?
Stuarts dad is so savage 😂
Based
How, in the decades that both of those have been around, did I not realize that they were played by the same actor until you mentioned it... I can't believe I missed that 😂😂😂
He played the cop in the borrowers 1997 film as well... not a big part but it's him.
House was like "Jokes on you, I'm my hospital's pet legal nightmare! This is going to be their easiest case in my entire career."
Pet legal nightmare and pet trick pony
He got thrown of his act he was puttin on with that question from House… “no. Wait. should it?!” 😂😂
I love HOUSE I need to re watch it again. Haven’t watched it in years but it was by far the best doctor show on T.V
This clip did the same thing for me, YEARS ago I used to have the Boxed DVD set, I def gotta rewatch it now, Im downloading as I type :)
Season and episode?
When I watch these clips, it always shocks me when I found out he was from the UK. For how fast he has to speak and what he has to say, amazing actor!!!!
My dad was exactly like that man when we were growing up.
I’m turning 32 in a couple of months, we don’t talk anymore.
How long has it been since you last talked with your father?
@@Spark190 2020
I hope he doesn’t have access to your social security info. I froze all my credit accounts on account of a family like this.
Dude, you made the right choice - but don't think of things as black and white. Maintain infrequent/frequent contact on your terms, but do stay in touch. Family blood can be a funny thing, and when he's gone, don't leave yourself thinking "what if?"
Obviously, all relationships have transactional value, and if yours with him is never bringing something to the table, then sure, let him know why - because he might love you more than you imagine, but may not be able to express that to you.
Love is all about being vulnerable, but by being vulnerable, that doesn't make you stupid, huh?
Big hug and a warm handshake from me, buddy. ✌️
@@ianjordan1215w ian
Kinda stupid to try and sue multiple doctors for easy pay instead of for legitimate reasons; Literally setting yourself up to essentially be avoided by medical professionals when you need real help, and next to no willing to help out of fear of being taken to court.
House in the mood to give him the surprise of a lifetime 🤧🤣 you messin with the wrong doc from doctor to savage doctor real quick😅😂
Thank you for editing out the split seconds between each word. I would've been here all day!
Lol shorts are only 60 seconds or something like that
That was Dave matthews. This is not.
Dave Mathews No, but he played a patient as a savant who played piano in a different episode of House.
The guy does look like Dave Matthews. Good one...now I can't unsee it.
I always admired House’s personality. The masterful weaponization of sarcasm is so funny to me 😂
These patients are the reason good doctors are quitting medicine. Shame on them 😠
I'm a med student and I'm hesitating now because of similar stories I've heard
More like they’re quitting because they realized that too much of medicine is a scam designed to treat the symptoms instead of the cause.... all for the money
@@user-gh2od3mf5r don't be. Proper document with time and date ,this is your only friend when chips fell down I learned the hard way
@@user-gh2od3mf5r don't gender transition kids they apparently are high sue risks for doctors don't give up just be careful
Nah they’re quitting for being overworked
"Lawyers gonna love it." "Why would I wanna sue you?" He just confirmed that he sued a bunch of doctors. Pretty sure normal people, would ask why they would need a lawyer in the first place.
House wouldn't tell a normal person "The Lawyer's gonna love it."
There's only 1 reason you need a lawyer. For a lawsuit. Most people would say what the guy said lol
Hugh was perfect in that role.
It should be a law to include the show's season and episode # on these clips for reference! I wanna watch it now 😭📺👀
S1e2
@@KaitouKaiju TY 😊
I started back on after watching this clip 😂
What’s this called
@@ScouserL32 House, MD it's on Hulu
"mental distress" 😂😂😂 you caused stress for yourself
BUT!!
BUT!!!!!
BUT
HE CALLED ME ON MY B*S*!!!!!!!!
THAT CAUSED ME STRESS!!!!!!!
Bruh, I started rewatching house, and I legit watched this yesterday 😂
People who have tried this in real life eventually get caught and wind up with a massive class action lawsuit against them that will put them in traction for the rest of their life.
Honestly if I ever met someone like house in real life I wouldn’t stop laughing his sense of humor is the best kind of dry
I like how smart this doctor was even on the last season where he went to a recovery mental health facility and outsmarted the nurses, also very good at getting answers by digging through someone.
Paragraph guy, where are you?
Ikr
I need him too@@jazskystar7110
Found a paragraph guy....
Basically since he has gonorrhea, dr will have to disclose this in a court, which will lead the court to call all his sex partners ,nd his wife would know he is cheating
ugh literally
I almost died choking on my dinner from laughing at this 😂😂😂😂
He was definitely player checkers while Dr. House was playing CHESS on his checkers board 😂😂
I'd love to have a doctor like house. Every interaction would be interesting
Imagine of saul was house's lawyer in this
Love House!!! I’ve watched every episode at least twice.
Still one of the best shows I’ve ever seen
"Uh uh. These are mine now."
The way he says nail file with his quick turn of his head is gold lol
Bro could’ve been a detective
Life where just anyone can use you must be hardly worth living
“You’ve caused me significant mental distress”
House: “homie, say less”
“i certainly hope so” what a legend
Service of Process in a lawsuit cannot be done by the plaintiff himself
I was just thinking this. If those were papers of service, House definitely played him by keeping the papers.
Ultra rare autoimmune diseases diagnosed and cured weekly. It's all fiction. Just enjoy the ride.
Well it’s a show so…
Also, maybe he was on vacation? And staying in a hotel that was closest to this hospital?
"You've caused me considerable mental distress."
"Good, thought I was getting soft."
House is the Rick Sanchez of the medical world.
I've never heard a more accurate description of house
Crazy that people like this actually exist
Dr House is a combination of Dr Strange and Tony Stark😂
Why have I never seen this show? I get clips of it all the time but I have never stopped to just watch it.