Tan France Gives John Mulaney a Hypebeast Makeover | Dressing Funny | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @nate-30
    @nate-30 5 років тому +37855

    John by himself: really gay energy
    John next to Tan: straight af

    • @corrinrausch5623
      @corrinrausch5623 5 років тому +2090

      I didn't even realize until you said it but you are so right.

    • @annas6630
      @annas6630 5 років тому +2246

      Corrin Rausch tan makes John into the whitest, straightest person ever

    • @victoriadarke
      @victoriadarke 5 років тому +344

      @@tabarkal-hallak3489 A rocking tink, thank you very much haha

    • @tabarkal-hallak3489
      @tabarkal-hallak3489 5 років тому +41

      @@victoriadarke my apologies

    • @catblimp7894
      @catblimp7894 5 років тому +276

      @@tabarkal-hallak3489 bUt WHaT wOuLD LEonARd BeaRnSteIN dO?

  • @anhonestburglar1885
    @anhonestburglar1885 5 років тому +11241

    Tan: ‘you’ve got a really good bum!’
    John: *in the most dad voice that can be humanly achieved* that’s nice of you to say

    • @i.destiny
      @i.destiny 5 років тому +66

      😂😂😂 literally

    • @Zia-ep3co
      @Zia-ep3co 5 років тому +6

      Gwen Robb lmao

    • @lmaojillian
      @lmaojillian 5 років тому +91

      hello i’m chip mulaney i’m your father

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo 5 років тому +63

      Tan is so sweet but he... there is no bum there. He is bumless.

    • @pazamour
      @pazamour 3 роки тому +2

      Those jeans ARE too tight too! Omg. How's his junk faring in those? 🤔

  • @hannahalexis5001
    @hannahalexis5001 5 років тому +18100

    where’s that post about how finding John Mulaney attractive makes you feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

  • @83gemm
    @83gemm 4 роки тому +8476

    John was so shook by being told he looked older that he was not mentally present for the rest of the shoot. 😂

    • @JAe-jc1uk
      @JAe-jc1uk 4 роки тому +186

      The year that this started happening to me was crushing. When “you look younger” turns to “you look older.”

    • @AlexanderSerpico
      @AlexanderSerpico 4 роки тому +22

      @@JAe-jc1uk in pictures from 2019 people think im 30 (im 40), but sadly in any pictures from 2020 ive aged 10

    • @lorencappelson6475
      @lorencappelson6475 4 роки тому +119

      to be fair, Tan just meant John's dress style made him seem older. And I think we'd all agree he's a very tall child who dresses like an insurance salesman from the 1930s or a lawyer from the 1950s or a game-show host from the 1960s.

    • @gabriellasuri5189
      @gabriellasuri5189 4 роки тому +23

      Right lol right up until the butt compliment.

    • @mariediop9551
      @mariediop9551 4 роки тому +4

      @@lorencappelson6475 your take was so on point but also kinda mean, I loved it

  • @katiemcdevitt3560
    @katiemcdevitt3560 5 років тому +8251

    Tan: ***tries to get john to be more casual***
    John: ***buttons every shirt all the way up***

  • @astralspells
    @astralspells 5 років тому +5907

    "i always wanted to be an entertainer in the 50's"
    john mulaney just exposed himself as immortal

    • @sakuramikan28
      @sakuramikan28 5 років тому +133

      I really hope john would make an appearance in the marvelous Mrs maisel
      it's perfect for him

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 5 років тому +2

      @@sakuramikan28 have you ever seen him act? he couldn't pull it off... not with the rhythm of the show. I would love nothing more, but he ain't the best actor..

    • @sakuramikan28
      @sakuramikan28 5 років тому +53

      @@harlequin5664 he doesn't particularly have to act if I would be satisfied even if he makes a brief cameo or maybe if he is performing a stand up in the show that might work

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 5 років тому +5

      Sakura Mikan the problem with Maisel is EVERYTHING is perfectly choreographed, ASP litterally only hires dancers as background actors.
      And even the stand up sequences have such a specific rhythm

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 5 років тому +2

      @Jerry Booth true, but not Maisel if you catch my drift. as I said, I would truly love it. but I really don't think the palladinos would be able to work with him.

  • @andtherezmary
    @andtherezmary 5 років тому +10808

    "It's an $800 shirt. Can the youth really afford this?"
    John is always so woke and down to earth 😭

    • @layaqui
      @layaqui 5 років тому +45

      Mary B I love him for that!!! 😌

    • @madisonmorris7394
      @madisonmorris7394 4 роки тому +14

      L S you and me know what’s worth it. Lemme tell you, the clearance isle can have the best clothes if you search hard enough and it won’t make you go broke! Any shirt more than 15 dollars isn’t worth it. I just wait a little for the price to go down and bam! Discount! Then I can get more stuff I like with the same budget!

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 4 роки тому +9

      @L S I wouldn't even shop lift that garbage.

    • @k.williamslesia9547
      @k.williamslesia9547 4 роки тому +32

      While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 4 роки тому +7

      That suit was not only too baggy in the middle and too short in the sleeves and body, but it was a wrinkled mess and a hideous color.... in other words, it was junk.

  • @MeditatingDuck
    @MeditatingDuck 4 роки тому +3743

    i love tan dearly but i think criticizing john’s constantly upgrading suits is a war crime in several states

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 роки тому +8

      I thought war crimes were a country thing, not a state thing.

    • @mason2769
      @mason2769 3 роки тому +24

      @@canaisyoung3601 It's a civil war thing

    • @animuszen136
      @animuszen136 3 роки тому +58

      Facts, I got personally offended when he said he didn't look "effable" (you know what word that's supposed to be).

    • @kalebwick3429
      @kalebwick3429 3 роки тому +10

      His kid gorgeous suit was gorgeous! I want that red and have never found it anywhere.

    • @laurynganser9634
      @laurynganser9634 3 роки тому +2

      @@canaisyoung3601 a country is a state

  • @camilareyes8560
    @camilareyes8560 5 років тому +8489

    everyone saying "hes just letting it happen" yeah what did you think when he said "you could pour soup in my lap and id probably apologize to you"? yall thought he wasnt serious?

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому +362

      He's a very well brought up tall child.

    • @ashleyramlow9468
      @ashleyramlow9468 4 роки тому +29

      Not wrong 😂

    • @jessidobosz8790
      @jessidobosz8790 4 роки тому +31

      You could pour soup on my lap and i Probally apologise to you is my phone wallpapet

    • @Denemil
      @Denemil 4 роки тому +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 He's pretty average height though?

    • @forkonastick4013
      @forkonastick4013 4 роки тому +18

      Berend Brokkenpap it’s just a joke of his that he’s just an overgrown child

  • @tropigirl88
    @tropigirl88 5 років тому +6788

    "I think I'm chasing something."
    "What is that? Youth?"
    (John wears a striped shirt looking like it came off the Sesame Street costume dept.)
    "Yes."

    • @Soroboruo
      @Soroboruo 5 років тому +39

      THAT'S what it is!

    • @songsparrows
      @songsparrows 5 років тому +15

      Because it literally did anjnkbgnfkns

  • @synckaran
    @synckaran 5 років тому +13413

    Alternative title: John Mulaney undergoes cognitive dissonance while trying to appease a gay stylist.

    • @elfielaurie6588
      @elfielaurie6588 5 років тому +49

      karan varma lmaoooooo💀💀💀

    • @eSelle88
      @eSelle88 5 років тому +56

      This comment is everything!

    • @sierragreen7361
      @sierragreen7361 5 років тому +22

      Accurate

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 4 роки тому +8

      Yes! 👏👏👏

    • @xscore9795
      @xscore9795 4 роки тому +33

      Ok, I laughed out loud at my phone. I dont think I've EVER done that! Thanks, funny person!

  • @olsonh7
    @olsonh7 4 роки тому +3437

    While I appreciate Tan’s style, I disagree with EVERYTHING age offered up in this video. John already has great style that perfectly matches his personality. I love his classic style! Also, that bone colored suit was horrible in general, and really washed him out.

    • @Lupis4747
      @Lupis4747 4 роки тому +186

      I agree completely. Every outfit that Tan liked I completely was turned off by.

    • @elizacarrie7433
      @elizacarrie7433 4 роки тому +227

      Tan is dressing John Mulaney like he’s never seen John Mulaney say or do anything ever

    • @anthonyhebisen
      @anthonyhebisen 4 роки тому +121

      As a gay man myself , his style before was absolutely impeccable. Everything Tan is picking , seems to be trying to hard to be youthful . He might as well include the potion Isabella Rossellini sells Meryl in “Death becomes her .” Siempre Viva.

    • @Mikkirose1
      @Mikkirose1 4 роки тому +6

      Thank you for saying it!

    • @thatpeachfromcmbyn1
      @thatpeachfromcmbyn1 4 роки тому +5

      I totally agree

  • @chloeturner4040
    @chloeturner4040 5 років тому +4892

    he was literally standing like an avatar on the select character menu

    • @chimpsley
      @chimpsley 5 років тому +12

      Chloe Turner underrated comment

    • @mattyangelz
      @mattyangelz 5 років тому +27

      Danganronpa pose

    • @deebee6390
      @deebee6390 5 років тому +3

      I was looking for this comment thank you LMAO

    • @BugEyedFreak1111
      @BugEyedFreak1111 5 років тому +2

      Me

    • @boom-whump
      @boom-whump 5 років тому +6

      i just want to let you know i genuinely laughed out loud at this comment this is so funny

  • @cooldad9370
    @cooldad9370 5 років тому +5184

    Therapist: hypebeast John Mulaney isn’t real he can’t hurt you
    Hypebeast john mulaney:

    • @ddookkii
      @ddookkii 5 років тому +12

      cool dad IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES

    • @zlbxue
      @zlbxue 5 років тому

      this comment is fucking hilarious

    • @ajwarren2876
      @ajwarren2876 5 років тому +3

      THE SHOES WERE SO BIG

  • @linole3525
    @linole3525 5 років тому +3750

    Tan: I assume you throw your clothes on the floor
    John: Sometimes I do
    Tan: ....straight men.

  • @your_sweetpea
    @your_sweetpea 4 роки тому +5651

    I'm really digging the part where every time John Mulaney walks out of the changing room he looks more like a woman

    • @elliesearcy6183
      @elliesearcy6183 4 роки тому +358

      or a "hey mamas" lesbian

    • @explainthatkotaco.8598
      @explainthatkotaco.8598 4 роки тому +18

      @@elliesearcy6183 aljdkdjdjddj Yes

    • @nxla27
      @nxla27 4 роки тому +268

      he has feminine hips it’s the thing he’s sensitive about 😕

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 4 роки тому +23

      He makes me feel jealous, my body makes too much testosterone and HRT is difficult to get.

    • @spyke2856
      @spyke2856 4 роки тому +110

      that's because he is a woman, a proud asian-american one at that

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 5 років тому +4500

    Tan France: You have two Netflix specials?
    John Mulaney who has three Netflix specials: Yes.

    • @emd5492
      @emd5492 5 років тому +992

      And so he lied. Like a liar.

    • @trystaylor4395
      @trystaylor4395 5 років тому +295

      he has two specials BY netflix, the first one just got put onto nextflix.

    • @willowmarie218
      @willowmarie218 5 років тому +158

      Hey he DOES have two Netflix specials,,, he just also has another one too

    • @niamhlakewolf5501
      @niamhlakewolf5501 5 років тому +58

      Reminds me of his joke about how he will apologize if soup is spilled on him

    • @jackiedunleavy9862
      @jackiedunleavy9862 5 років тому +6

      The Amazing Gible get outta here! Take your epi pen!

  • @saramartinez6544
    @saramartinez6544 5 років тому +4222

    If John Mulaney wears anything else but a suit in stage I will SCREAM.

    • @stickysocks6369
      @stickysocks6369 4 роки тому +5

      In a good or bad way ? 😂

    • @ksmina
      @ksmina 4 роки тому +45

      same that's the day i RIOT

    • @jonathanjacob7532
      @jonathanjacob7532 4 роки тому +33

      Sara Martinez every outfit was so much worse than he normally looks.

    • @trinityjay8893
      @trinityjay8893 4 роки тому +2

      @@stickysocks6369 a bad way

    • @spenceraronfeld4456
      @spenceraronfeld4456 4 роки тому +16

      I agree. And not that silly pink linen suit- he looked ridiculous.

  • @circling-girl
    @circling-girl 5 років тому +2471

    "You have a really good bum!" "That's nice of you to say." lmao, John is such a sweetheart.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 5 років тому +23

      I love that his thought process was probably "it only looks good because I had to squeeze into tight jeans to see its shape"

    • @donaldjensen
      @donaldjensen 5 років тому

      It has been my experience that straight men do not like tight jeans, and usually that is a good thing!

  • @definitelynotademon4815
    @definitelynotademon4815 4 роки тому +740

    Tan: I thought that you where older
    John: *cries in immortal*

  • @naome3904
    @naome3904 5 років тому +3984

    Tan: *teaching john how to pose*
    John: *skiing in place*

    • @isabellanebs22
      @isabellanebs22 4 роки тому +20

      God this made me cry laugh

    • @bethfinn370
      @bethfinn370 4 роки тому +14

      I.am.dying. Funniest shit I've read on here. Comedy gold.

  • @ramyeonetond
    @ramyeonetond 5 років тому +2640

    Tan: *dresses John basically like Antoni*
    Tan: IT WORKS

    • @r.h.6249
      @r.h.6249 5 років тому +273

      in his defence "fuckable" in my dictionary IS Antoni...

    • @heiditurner5991
      @heiditurner5991 5 років тому +212

      To be fair, both Antoni and John have a certain classic-ness and neutrality to their wardrobe (almost aggressively neutral -- like, I will NOT LET MY CLOTHES DO ALL THE TALKING THANK YOU VERY MUCH) so I totally see it.

    • @hofficalz
      @hofficalz 5 років тому +18

      MY EXACT THOUGHT! Especially in the yellow sweatshirt

    • @MorganMcCauley11
      @MorganMcCauley11 5 років тому +14

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING! Especially when he came out in the brown jacket and red top omg...

    • @briannawhite9307
      @briannawhite9307 5 років тому +26

      It's like Antoni visited Wonkas factory and fell in the taffy stretcher

  • @nell8359
    @nell8359 5 років тому +2163

    I love how Tan is legit flirting with John and he’s just like, “Well that’s nice of you to say”

    • @jessiegreen4471
      @jessiegreen4471 5 років тому +12

      I read that in his voice 😂

    • @kassidyengst2706
      @kassidyengst2706 5 років тому

      you have an amazing profile photo

    • @nell8359
      @nell8359 5 років тому +3

      kassidy e well thanks. It’s John Deacon, circa 1982, being *the love of my life*

    • @kassidyengst2706
      @kassidyengst2706 5 років тому +2

      nells bells yeah i knew it was deaky that’s why i complimented it but,, that’s a big mood ahsjsk

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 років тому +5

      Honestly as someone who’s like John in attitude I would say that too XD
      Too socially awkward for anything else

  • @J3busChris
    @J3busChris 4 роки тому +1304

    *Tan knocking on the dressing room door*
    John: Uh someone's in here!
    Tan: I think there's a carnival barker in there.

    • @JAe-jc1uk
      @JAe-jc1uk 4 роки тому +18

      It was EXACTLY that voice.

    • @lilyfoster6051
      @lilyfoster6051 3 роки тому +9

      I think someone is drumming up business for a carnival

    • @ana_shep
      @ana_shep 3 роки тому +3

      This comment is hilarious

    • @sophiakarp1999
      @sophiakarp1999 3 роки тому +3

      yes new in town reference i love that

    • @Lwoods1717
      @Lwoods1717 3 роки тому +4

      This comment is so underrated

  • @microwavedmusic2501
    @microwavedmusic2501 5 років тому +3735

    John is just like "ok" to everything. Like he will stand there and suffer quietly. Like I feel like you could say anything to him and he would just like " thats ok. I'm fine. That didn't hurt me." He is just really nice.

    • @lemonke2711
      @lemonke2711 5 років тому +477

      you could pour soup in his lap and he'd probably apologize to you.

    • @themripley
      @themripley 5 років тому +371

      His wife once said walking around with him is like watching him run for Mayor of Nothing because he is so nice to everyone all the time.

    • @orangeandblackattack4946
      @orangeandblackattack4946 5 років тому +147

      He even has a bit about that where he literally accepts anything people will dish out to him so seeing him here solidifies that to me.

    • @alondranino423
      @alondranino423 5 років тому +112

      OrangeAndBlackAttack “in fact, we’re gonna frame you for MURDER and you’re gonna go to jail for 35(?) years!!!!”

    • @lilychancey4446
      @lilychancey4446 5 років тому +5

      Alondra Nino beat me to it

  • @ZooieMcChewie
    @ZooieMcChewie 5 років тому +3699

    “Who is selling ecstasy I am part of your school” John Mulaney 2019
    8:48

    • @erincarr9411
      @erincarr9411 5 років тому +1

      This was my favorite

    • @destinyszwiec8208
      @destinyszwiec8208 5 років тому +10

      /r/fellowkids

    • @mirandabee2323
      @mirandabee2323 5 років тому +7

      "If I'm doing my job, and I'm doing it right, I'm making life safer one school at a time."

    • @seven-cats-3
      @seven-cats-3 5 років тому +2

      @@mirandabee2323 naomi!

  • @JustinSmithXenoabe
    @JustinSmithXenoabe 5 років тому +2722

    If John's next special isn't titled "Finally Fuckable" then Netflix should just call it quits.

  • @pedrosalles9273
    @pedrosalles9273 4 роки тому +1554

    Poor John really was serious when he said he needed everyone to like him so much, he is so nice while tan is putting him in hideous clothes.

    • @finil5761
      @finil5761 4 роки тому +15

      @Kills Bonton nice job stealing that comment my dude

    • @bansarivora7448
      @bansarivora7448 3 роки тому +3

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @kstar1489
      @kstar1489 2 роки тому +5

      They weren’t all bad

  • @CowsAreIrrelevant
    @CowsAreIrrelevant 5 років тому +2764

    "I always wanted to be a performer in the 50's"
    oh good he's self aware

  • @HeyItsDaisy15
    @HeyItsDaisy15 5 років тому +2419

    John: these shirts are about $800 a piece?
    Tan: yes.
    John: and the youth can afford this?
    Tan quietly: a subsection of the youth, yes.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +33

      kudos on honesty i guess

    • @sk8brder40
      @sk8brder40 5 років тому +45

      Imagine spending that kind of money on a shirt worth $10-20 lmao

    • @brandontjy
      @brandontjy 5 років тому +40

      There are some things where you look at them and go “yeah okay makes sense that’s $800” and then there’s...that

    • @erossore8500
      @erossore8500 5 років тому +3

      The clout kids !

    • @RhodianColossus
      @RhodianColossus 5 років тому +14

      thing is, you can always buy the exact same stuff at normal prices. Or even make it yourself at a printing shop

  • @caitlinistired1050
    @caitlinistired1050 5 років тому +3685

    Tan:
    Cameraman:
    Audience:
    John Mulaney: **turns to camera like he's on the office to express insecurities**

    • @cubalayabandit5591
      @cubalayabandit5591 5 років тому +70

      It felt like he turned on stand up mode and it was hilarious

  • @mindymenear5092
    @mindymenear5092 4 роки тому +1600

    It feels awkward, because john already dresses good this made him silly.

  • @whizzersterriblehorribleno773
    @whizzersterriblehorribleno773 5 років тому +1368

    “I assumed you were slightly older.”
    “....oh wow.”
    IMMORTAL BROODING

  • @ghosth.8215
    @ghosth.8215 5 років тому +2203

    i’m so glad people agree because how *DARE* Tan say John Mulaney *DOESN’T* look fuckable in his suit

    • @sonias3778
      @sonias3778 5 років тому +11

      yes, thank you.

    • @Denise225-i3h
      @Denise225-i3h 5 років тому +45

      Agree and as a hetero female I would never get with a guy who was wearing a peach linen suit. 🤢
      Not my cup of tea 🤪

    • @bessythompson1472
      @bessythompson1472 5 років тому +38

      yes! that peach suit just completely washed him out in my opinion. i love his suit looks! 😍

    • @marianneainscough7127
      @marianneainscough7127 5 років тому +32

      Tan said he looks like a dad but its more like John Mulaney looks like he could make you call him Daddy

    • @carolbedrosian4650
      @carolbedrosian4650 5 років тому +22

      I've always thought that John Mulaney's styling is perfection...including the suits!

  • @bh-jg6dy
    @bh-jg6dy 5 років тому +8717

    with those tight jeans you can really tell hes got... *feminine hips*

    • @kadegeorge9562
      @kadegeorge9562 5 років тому +731

      Beck NO THATS THE THING HES SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @ryebubbas5100
      @ryebubbas5100 5 років тому +254

      tHATS THE THING HES S E N S I T I V E ABOUT

    • @mollyfletcher7746
      @mollyfletcher7746 5 років тому +136

      He does have himself some childbearing hips right there! I'm advocating for him doing a comedy sketch about being a high school NARC

    • @moirahaynie4507
      @moirahaynie4507 5 років тому +98

      He looks like a hip gay dad/lesbian mom

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 5 років тому +87

      look at that high-waisted man!!

  • @ramltfaw
    @ramltfaw 4 роки тому +402

    I wish John had been like "Oh, I thought you were like 45. Sorry, harsh realities."

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 4 роки тому +42

      He's too nice, unfortunately

    • @carlalopes8060
      @carlalopes8060 4 роки тому +19

      He needs Tan to like him at all times!

    • @bronco7087
      @bronco7087 3 роки тому +8

      Running for the mayor of nothing!

  • @jilltackes4009
    @jilltackes4009 5 років тому +1752

    "do you throw your clothes on the floor?"
    "I do sometimes."
    "straight men."
    HAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

  • @JaneDoeValentine
    @JaneDoeValentine 5 років тому +2256

    I mean, come on. John looks twenty something, but dresses like he's straight outta the fifties.
    Also, the pete davidson look screams "Hello, fellow children."

    • @h3llsb3lls612
      @h3llsb3lls612 5 років тому +36

      Also the way he carries himself has a classic kinda feel it.

    • @thunderbiirds
      @thunderbiirds 5 років тому +30

      “how do you do fellow kids”

    • @ghostlybuns
      @ghostlybuns 5 років тому +47

      He simultaneously looks 25 and 45

    • @milkcatdog394
      @milkcatdog394 5 років тому +2

      More like, “hello, fellow homies.”

    • @deathembodiment
      @deathembodiment 5 років тому +1

      and he sounds like hes from like the 40s

  • @alexis-tp4eh
    @alexis-tp4eh 5 років тому +5837

    "this is an $800 shirt. can the youth really afford this?"
    "...a certain subsection."
    LITERALLY DEAD
    edit: apparently SOME PEOPLE think i'm dead and while i am still living, i'm an overdramatic person. not dead. take a hint, colt.

    • @coltjames4322
      @coltjames4322 5 років тому +14

      I don't think you know what literally means.

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 5 років тому +357

      @@coltjames4322 The usage of the word 'literally' in a fashion polar to actual meaning for the addition of dramatic effect dates back to the 1700s. Hes perfectly aware of what it means, and you know exactly *what* he is saying, so shut up.

    • @RonDouglasTV
      @RonDouglasTV 5 років тому +3

      So good

    • @coltjames4322
      @coltjames4322 5 років тому +6

      @@brandonkey181 You're an angry little thing, aren't you?

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles 5 років тому +96

      @@coltjames4322 Alexis could be dead and typing as a ghost... you don't know her afterlife

  • @annarudenoka3645
    @annarudenoka3645 4 роки тому +256

    June 2019
    Tan: *suggests John looks older than his age*
    John: this is gonna work its way into the back of my brain
    November 2020
    John on Late Night with Seth Meyers: Lately I have been worried about my age - I turned 38, and people no longer go like "Whaat??", they go "Oh yeah"
    We love a self-conscious comedian who internalizes every comment

  • @Octobure
    @Octobure 4 роки тому +3986

    Everyone:
    Tan France: "FOKABL"

  • @ariannasalinas6159
    @ariannasalinas6159 5 років тому +3513

    11:37 : tan places his hand on the rack and leans comfortably
    John places his hand the rack and stands awkwardly
    Honestly just sums up the video lmao

    • @aquaria1885
      @aquaria1885 5 років тому +30

      Arianna Salinas you’re so right I had to go back and watch it 😂

    • @taylormerriam4627
      @taylormerriam4627 4 роки тому +11

      So glad you pointed this out lmao

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 4 роки тому +6

      Haha yes, I noticed that too. John Mulaney seems like he has accomplished so much, yet when it comes down to the wire, he has no recognizable social skills.

  • @siennaellis8252
    @siennaellis8252 5 років тому +621

    tan : GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT
    *silence*
    john : awkwardly moves from side to side

  • @makennareavis2682
    @makennareavis2682 4 роки тому +264

    tan: all joking aside-
    john: who’s selling ecstasy?
    love that most of johns jokes are drugs and making fun of himself

  • @charlottehankins9563
    @charlottehankins9563 5 років тому +2174

    I love how John can manage to make even the most outgoing people uncomfortable

  • @stewyhosseini
    @stewyhosseini 5 років тому +3301

    john being criticised by tan and just going “ok” is the biggest mood, hes too nice 😭😭

    • @haleyalexis1264
      @haleyalexis1264 4 роки тому +44

      it’s like the skit he did on the netflix special i think new in town? maybe idk but he said without his wife around he takes ANY treatment bc hes a pushover 😭😭 now we know it wasnt just a skit

    • @thisisme4074
      @thisisme4074 3 роки тому +3

      you could pour soup in his laugh and he would apologize to you

    • @supremechaosbeing2696
      @supremechaosbeing2696 2 роки тому +1

      "you're a little fat girl, aren't you?"

  • @sigridmiller2801
    @sigridmiller2801 5 років тому +2607

    Tan: "With this top on, you look more , , ,cold, , , than daddy,"
    John: "uh huh" *immediately disassociating*

  • @savannahc.8633
    @savannahc.8633 4 роки тому +133

    This made me kinda mad like john doesn’t look old at all, his suits makes him look nice and you can tell the confidence it gives him. i feel like tan was off on that

    • @Georgian1717
      @Georgian1717 2 роки тому +2

      I think he meant old fashion

  • @vanessafai06
    @vanessafai06 5 років тому +3497

    The second outfit looked like one of Jake Peraltas undercover disguises

    • @flamethrowerx1923
      @flamethrowerx1923 4 роки тому +12

      999 likes

    • @mismay360
      @mismay360 4 роки тому +8

      flamethrowerX19 noice.

    • @milegomez5317
      @milegomez5317 4 роки тому +7

      I SCREAMED

    • @fauxpas1650
      @fauxpas1650 4 роки тому +29

      I'm still waiting for john mulaney cameo in b99

    • @ABLW100
      @ABLW100 4 роки тому +9

      @@fauxpas1650 same. Jake Peralta’s long lost half brother

  • @Starsim99
    @Starsim99 5 років тому +1274

    He wants to feel like an entertainer from the 50s because he’s an immortal and wants to relive his glory days

    • @magpielark
      @magpielark 5 років тому +52

      Tan thinking he was older bothered him because he doesn't want to be found out.

    • @StraveTube
      @StraveTube 5 років тому +35

      He became immortal as a child and he's never aged, only gotten taller.

    • @name-km8gy
      @name-km8gy 4 роки тому +3

      We need to find a picture of him in the fiftys!

  • @katherineburtt2502
    @katherineburtt2502 5 років тому +983

    Tan: This makes you look cool instead of “daddy”
    John: *smirks*

  • @robbieboydudeguy
    @robbieboydudeguy 4 роки тому +277

    John hasn’t aged or stopped zoning out since 2014

  • @Broadway_Ben
    @Broadway_Ben 5 років тому +1970

    3:19
    Tan: “So you have 2 Netflix specials, correct?”
    John Mulaney (internal monologue): *actually I have three but I’m afraid of confrontation and am a people pleaser by nature so I’m just gonna say yes*
    John Mulaney: “Yes!”

    • @Nina-ok1ep
      @Nina-ok1ep 5 років тому +19

      Wait he has 3? Ive only seen comeback kid and kid gorgeous, whats the third one??

    • @kasseyleach5333
      @kasseyleach5333 5 років тому +29

      @quillsnquotes new in town is the third :)

    • @captainbirb1171
      @captainbirb1171 5 років тому +93

      I think he said that because Netflix in the uk and some European countries only have 2 of the shows available 😭

    • @ripmyfictionalfriends
      @ripmyfictionalfriends 5 років тому +7

      @@kasseyleach5333 @ netflix we need to talk i have searched john mulaney content on your app a lot by now, where did you hid this one

    • @ripmyfictionalfriends
      @ripmyfictionalfriends 5 років тому +22

      @@captainbirb1171 oh no *cries in european*

  • @rachelmazza4079
    @rachelmazza4079 5 років тому +2115

    J: do you throw your clothes on the floor?
    T: absolutely not, I’m assuming you do
    J:..yeah sometimes
    T: STRAIGHT MEN 🙄

    • @jackfrostghosts
      @jackfrostghosts 5 років тому +4

      Probably due to his ADHD 😂😂

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 5 років тому

      @@jackfrostghosts he has adhd??

    • @jackfrostghosts
      @jackfrostghosts 5 років тому +1

      Robin A. C. Yeah

    • @robina.c.6380
      @robina.c.6380 5 років тому +2

      @@jackfrostghosts weird that I didn't know... but it's cool to know one more celebrity with ADHD. do you know where he talked about it? how did you know?

    • @AnikaandAj
      @AnikaandAj 5 років тому

      @@jackfrostghosts Wait that's an ADHD thing? Wait John Mulaney has ADHD? I'm beginning to realize why I connected so hard as I look at my clothes on the floor.

  • @colbycat19
    @colbycat19 5 років тому +1530

    John: “You don’t like it at all...”
    Tan: “No, I’m really angry.”
    John: “Okay...”
    Tan: “Like I’ve never wanted to hit you more.”

    • @anahernandezcardona9165
      @anahernandezcardona9165 5 років тому +1

      Kim Carney hahahahahahaj

    • @piyam5000
      @piyam5000 5 років тому +3

      Meaning there's a level where he wants to hit him all the time?

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 5 років тому +1

      I kinda wanted him to say "daddy" again in that moment.

  • @kiaracamacho5751
    @kiaracamacho5751 4 роки тому +286

    John: smiles awkwardly. “Yeah I like it..” Tan: “is that a genuine smile on your face?”
    John: lies through his teeth

    • @doombat04
      @doombat04 3 роки тому +25

      You know like a liar

  • @notrebeccah
    @notrebeccah 5 років тому +706

    johns red carpet pose is like a default sim lmaooo

  • @leovomend8789
    @leovomend8789 5 років тому +1490

    a fuckable john mulaney would be too powerfull, a full fledged immortal finally

    • @virginiamooney4105
      @virginiamooney4105 5 років тому +86

      Bold of you to imply John Mulaney has not always been fuckable

    • @leovomend8789
      @leovomend8789 5 років тому +3

      @Olivia Wilson of course he's fully immortal im just saying he's missing the gall and galore of like vampires y'know

  • @naomirodriguez4697
    @naomirodriguez4697 5 років тому +562

    tan: you have a very young face
    john: (softly) i know that

  • @Sarajohn.3
    @Sarajohn.3 4 роки тому +140

    I always thought John was like 22 him being 36 is wild

  • @melissafernandez4725
    @melissafernandez4725 5 років тому +1069

    Tan: "You look hot!"
    John: "This works?"
    T: "It works for me. And if it works for this gay, it's probably gonna work for women too."
    I. AM. DEAD. I love Tan France.

  • @mariapaz7233
    @mariapaz7233 4 роки тому +2114

    Tan: do your lean again
    John: goes into what junkies call first position

    • @hallelujahhummer
      @hallelujahhummer 4 роки тому +25

      congrats ive never actually seen someone reference that joke lol

    • @miletarien2142
      @miletarien2142 3 роки тому

      I made this joke before I saw you'd got here first.

    • @maciemercer869
      @maciemercer869 3 роки тому +8

      SIT UP STRAIGHT? he’s standing on a 45 degree angle!

    • @PersephoneRising333
      @PersephoneRising333 3 роки тому

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @emilymaccarone4422
      @emilymaccarone4422 3 роки тому +3

      I know this comment is FOREVER old, but I don’t recognize that joke and would love to know where it’s from, if you happen to see this question!

  • @IlastarothTayre
    @IlastarothTayre 5 років тому +557

    Tan France saying "you've got a good bum!" to John Mulaney has added 20 years to my lifespan tbh

    • @---gi4sr
      @---gi4sr 5 років тому +7

      i was worried he had a flat ass, thank you tan for finding the truth. i can finally sleep at night

  • @spotty8ee
    @spotty8ee 4 роки тому +129

    That first outfit looks like he's wearing a suit of his own skin

  • @valeosejo2003
    @valeosejo2003 5 років тому +2409

    Netflix you've gathered two of strongest energies the tall children and the gays

    • @kade3551
      @kade3551 5 років тому +6

      Vale Osejo I am both

    • @worm225
      @worm225 4 роки тому +1

      Bubblei Langdon we are nothing but tall gay children

  • @EmbodimentOfFear
    @EmbodimentOfFear 5 років тому +1261

    Tan: “do you throw you clothes on the floor”
    John: “sometimes”
    Tan: *nods “straight men”
    I’m dead
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moosekilzer8690
    @moosekilzer8690 5 років тому +1324

    Had exactly one thought upon seeing his face:
    “oh what a tall child”

    • @cherriwhine7386
      @cherriwhine7386 5 років тому +26

      *get well soon, tall child!*

    • @singulariteas
      @singulariteas 5 років тому +14

      you can't be burning the candle at both ends!

    • @waterunderthebridge7950
      @waterunderthebridge7950 5 років тому +11

      No, he‘s a proud asian woman who‘s just a bit insecure about their hips

    • @rileymac9556
      @rileymac9556 5 років тому +2

      lately i've been crying like a tall child

    • @CanonSkyrissian
      @CanonSkyrissian 5 років тому +2

      Get some rest tall child!

  • @wulfvers
    @wulfvers 4 роки тому +165

    i found myself laughing at how uncomfortable john is the entire time

  • @seaslugcecil
    @seaslugcecil 5 років тому +1383

    seeing john in the narc outfit was the only moment in my life in which I didn't trust him, it was a terrifying feeling

    • @delanieowens6166
      @delanieowens6166 5 років тому +44

      I saw him and i said out loud "this is NOT John Mulaney"

    • @ohmycrofts
      @ohmycrofts 5 років тому +29

      he looked like a COP oh my GOD

    • @mckenziepittser6382
      @mckenziepittser6382 5 років тому +13

      I have deep rooted issues with men, and literally John is the only man I have ever trusted. Seeing him in the narc outfit broke my trust with that gorgeous man.

    • @sabrinaschell4938
      @sabrinaschell4938 5 років тому +4

      I hated everything about him in that moment.

    • @timothyalan34
      @timothyalan34 5 років тому +5

      what's wrong with yall?

  • @DoraG99
    @DoraG99 5 років тому +1055

    "it's not always a blonde woman...but yes it is"
    omfg i've seen this woman lmfao

    • @inasaira8380
      @inasaira8380 5 років тому +37

      shes the same woman who plans all the weddings. shes got a clipboard, an earpiece and bags under her eyes.

    • @trevclark9840
      @trevclark9840 5 років тому +7

      Absolutely! And she is the meanest person at the event! To the point of being scary.

    • @DoraG99
      @DoraG99 5 років тому +9

      and if you ask what she thinks of her job she gives you a too-wide grin and her eyes go huge, and she says "i LoVe mY jOb!!!!!!!1!!!" and then you get as far away from her as you can as quickly as possible X'D

    • @inasaira8380
      @inasaira8380 5 років тому +2

      @@trevclark9840 she makes all the waiters and assistants cry

  • @keisha2120
    @keisha2120 5 років тому +3136

    i really like Tan with all these Fashion awkward people, and when he brings them confidence, ugh so perfect

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 5 років тому +1

      keisha 21 The fab five are the ultimate confidence booster for shy awkward people. I adore them

  • @amberelise8876
    @amberelise8876 3 роки тому +23

    The fact he turned to the camera like the office and just started talking has me crying lmfaoo

  • @ariantylerstar
    @ariantylerstar 5 років тому +5189

    So we’re just gonna dress John in things that accent his feminine hips? The thing he’s sensitive about????

    • @rayvincente
      @rayvincente 5 років тому +85

      THANK YOU!!! Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @tehreeem
      @tehreeem 5 років тому +89

      he probably doesn't know?

    • @jaynebugs
      @jaynebugs 5 років тому +19

      I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING! 😂

    • @loladoee
      @loladoee 5 років тому +184

      Hey look at that high waisted man, he got 𝓕𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 5 років тому +38

      he’s got amazing hips what are you talking about

  • @VincentStilletti
    @VincentStilletti 5 років тому +434

    Everyone: Avengers Endgame is the most ambitious crossover of all time.
    Tan France: Hold my French Tuck and his French Bulldog...

  • @Pinkpeonysss
    @Pinkpeonysss 5 років тому +1077

    John: .....do YOU throw your clothes on the floor?
    Tan: No, never. But I assume you do which is why I said that
    John: I sometimes do..
    Tan: Of course, straight man
    😂😂😂

    • @SargisMzikyan
      @SargisMzikyan 5 років тому +10

      I scrolled thru the whole comment section for this particular one, bless you :D

    • @fabulousbaticorn9991
      @fabulousbaticorn9991 5 років тому +1

      i'm pretty gay but i dress like a straight man

  • @quinceyclouds3208
    @quinceyclouds3208 4 роки тому +97

    Tan: I think with this top you look cool, and less.. daddy
    John: ...uh huh

  • @PiggyLivi
    @PiggyLivi 5 років тому +1150

    I never thought I needed to see John Mulaney blush over a gay guy complimenting his butt but I needed it 😂😂🙌🏽🙌🏽

    • @deodate2995
      @deodate2995 5 років тому +22

      fam this is coming from a lesbian i think anyone would blush if tan france complimented them

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 років тому +7

      @@deodate2995 * insert unsolicited bisexual agreement *

  • @geralynndangelo3881
    @geralynndangelo3881 5 років тому +4139

    9:42
    Tan: "you look hot!"
    John: *looks like a lesbian*

    • @shelbyrich2756
      @shelbyrich2756 5 років тому +61

      And that's not hot? 😂 poor john

    • @YashRamisetty
      @YashRamisetty 5 років тому +74

      Good, other people think he looks a lesbo too. lol. He's got that body shape that makes him look like a woman in those jeans. Also the way he's standing says that as well.

    • @geralynndangelo3881
      @geralynndangelo3881 5 років тому +240

      @@YashRamisetty "look at that high waisted man! Hes got feminine hips!"

    • @tamarar.8179
      @tamarar.8179 5 років тому +3

      HAHHAHAHA!!!

    • @shelbyrich2756
      @shelbyrich2756 5 років тому +2

      @@geralynndangelo3881 Aw you got to it 4 hours before me 😂😂😂

  • @jena7239
    @jena7239 5 років тому +797

    "you're chasing youth?"
    "yes"
    john we know you're immortal

  • @hotrod2353
    @hotrod2353 4 роки тому +62

    I want John and Pete to dress each other and just have tan watching it unfold

  • @yershellur911
    @yershellur911 5 років тому +539

    Tan France: “John Mulaney, fuckable again”
    Me, an intellectual: John Mulaney has *always* been fuckable

  • @444hertz
    @444hertz 5 років тому +3422

    *I really didn't know how much I needed this*
    *THANK YOU NETFLIX*

  • @singingpepper
    @singingpepper 5 років тому +925

    I wish Anna had been there. I would have LOVED to see her reaction to the outfits.

    • @lisasmith6547
      @lisasmith6547 5 років тому +21

      Yes! Remember when she vetoed the rug in Comedians in Cars...!? Hilarious!

    • @Shel-fu9jb
      @Shel-fu9jb 5 років тому +12

      you know she low key organized this whole series just for john hahaha

  • @stephtyee3484
    @stephtyee3484 4 роки тому +57

    To me, John always looks like he has really good posture and also looks like he's slouching at the same time. 🤷‍♀️

  • @rowansidhe3239
    @rowansidhe3239 5 років тому +1043

    post-makeover John has a distinct Jeff Goldblum aura that I extremely enjoy

    • @icky2748
      @icky2748 5 років тому +10

      one could say he's a double daddy now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @rini6
      @rini6 5 років тому +4

      Rowan Johnson Jeff Goldblum makes my ovaries tingle.

  • @somebodynamedmorgan
    @somebodynamedmorgan 5 років тому +3234

    John Mulaney needs to have a show where HE dresses up EVERYBODY ELSE. 50's politeness and attire needs to come back. He's smart, kind, hilarious, and HOT.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 роки тому +50

      The 1950's called...
      ...and wants to thank you for filtering out the bad bits, emphasising the good ones, and just reminding us all again why we love John :-)

    • @laurenhawes7201
      @laurenhawes7201 4 роки тому +12

      He would put suspenders on someone and make a joke about slapping then against you after reading the newspaper like some self abuse as if the news wasnt bad enough that day.

  • @arachnid_abomination
    @arachnid_abomination 5 років тому +1265

    Look at that high-waisted man, he's got feminine hips!

    • @agatadcba
      @agatadcba 5 років тому +79

      Hey! That's the thing he's sensitive about!
      And it kinda shows tbh, he looks really uncomfortable in those jeans.

    • @safirgenus6291
      @safirgenus6291 5 років тому +15

      If I see a group of 13 year olds, I will walk the other way.

  • @orincywhytedesigns
    @orincywhytedesigns 4 роки тому +45

    John looks like he’s in his 20’s ... really Tan 😂😂😂

  • @medixnoche
    @medixnoche 5 років тому +631

    my therapist: hypebeast john mulaney isn't real, he can't hurt you
    hypebeast john mulaney:

  • @catboyYuta
    @catboyYuta 5 років тому +442

    John's face when Tan said "daddy". 😂

    • @PiggyLivi
      @PiggyLivi 5 років тому +4

      I actually laughed out loud that part was so funny

  • @Amburgalar
    @Amburgalar 5 років тому +3664

    I would love to see Bill Hader on this show.

  • @nikkicoco4980
    @nikkicoco4980 4 роки тому +414

    I love tan, but he’s so wrong. John looks great in a suit.

  • @rriverrgrace
    @rriverrgrace 5 років тому +650

    JOHN BLUSHING WHEN TAN COMPLIMENTED HIS BUTT

  • @savi7171
    @savi7171 5 років тому +1708

    tan: I wanna see you in something Pete.
    john's 2 remaining brain cells: ?????
    tan: ...Davidson.
    john: Ah! Okay!

    • @Alex-xn9th
      @Alex-xn9th 5 років тому +51

      Idk about John but I thought he was saying "peat." Why would I think that Tan meant bog sediment? No idea. Especially after mentioning Pete Davidson like a minute prior.

    • @lilymeyers5312
      @lilymeyers5312 5 років тому +11

      my dumbass went 'buttigieg?'

    • @TheRealAlexLovett
      @TheRealAlexLovett 5 років тому +3

      @@Alex-xn9th Haha I thought he said peat too, there is an obscure color named after it and it looks awful

  • @tyannajackson-keltee3294
    @tyannajackson-keltee3294 5 років тому +445

    it’s so weird how netflix knew this was something i wanted before i did

    • @RowleyFan2
      @RowleyFan2 5 років тому +2

      Their algorhythm is just getting better and better!

    • @susygrenier
      @susygrenier 5 років тому +2

      They gave us a taste with a Pete Davidson and Hasan Minhaj makeover, the internet blew up and then Netflix was like « shit we need to do a complete series with this concept now »

  • @toomanyfandoms1996
    @toomanyfandoms1996 4 роки тому +16

    when john said he liked harsh realities i just knew how anna felt with that best buy rewards card

  • @inspiredthistle
    @inspiredthistle 5 років тому +212

    I love how Tan, with his full head of Gray hair, tells John that he looks older. John looks like he just became old enough to drink legally. LOL

    • @Bananaguy7
      @Bananaguy7 5 років тому

      He just had his First Communion.

  • @jabbys693
    @jabbys693 5 років тому +385

    I need a special of Tan and Anna shopping together now. One part where Tan and Anna shop for her, and another part where they shop for John and roast him mercilessly.

    • @scorpinope
      @scorpinope 5 років тому +11

      i'd watch 12 hours of that at once oh my god

    • @liska7243
      @liska7243 5 років тому +4

      why can i only like this once this is a travesty

    • @TheSavingofSaras
      @TheSavingofSaras 5 років тому

      god that is the literal dream

  • @karissafalvey5010
    @karissafalvey5010 5 років тому +759

    we stan when they both forget that john has 3 specials on netflix

    • @victoriadarke
      @victoriadarke 5 років тому +32

      There are 3 on Netflix, but only the last 2 are Netflix originals

  • @rootb77
    @rootb77 4 роки тому +75

    tan france, the stylist: puts john in pink jacket, which washes him out, and is also wrinkled
    ok

    • @mags506
      @mags506 3 роки тому +1

      it was on purpose lmfao yall are slow