Nick Kroll and John Mulaney's Opening Monologue at the 2018 Film Independent Spirit Awards
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- Опубліковано 22 вер 2024
- The 2018 Film Independent Spirit Awards, broadcast live on IFC Saturday, March 3rd at 2:00pm PT / 5:00pm ET with hosts Nick Kroll and John Mulaney.
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Nick Kroll looks like the brother that Pete Davidson’s parents are proud of
Omg
Hahaha i love this comment
But not the dad
manuel gutierrez yike s
Yeah I know
I'm hiring them to host my funeral
How bout a pre funeral bash 👍🏻
Coooold beach! Coooold beach!
+Ysa Mol
Can I come to your funeral? Nevermind, you'll probably outlive me... :'-(
Fluoride Jones hey I’m sure this is a joke, but in case it means anything more I just want to say I hope you’re okay and if you need support it’s there for you
+Chloe Wright
Thanks! It was kind of a joke, I was more referring to my asthma that's gotten pretty bad over the last few years. Ironically, I met with a pulmonologist for the first time ever yesterday, and I think things will be improving for me in the near future. For one, I decided to quit smoking cigarettes! :)
I just love when John makes an offensive joke he *knows* is offensive and just smiles all smug after 😂
Ur a wizard Harry his face was the human version of :/
same
His face after his Call Me By Your Name joke @ 8:28 lmfao
it’s so hot dude
FR!!! 😂😂😂 The audience didn't exactly respond too fondly over especially the Weinstein/grave-joke, as if like.. Mulaney was the one stepping over the line.. I rightfully, shamelessly died at that one, just too good and TOTALLY appropriate. We really gon' get offended by a joke about one of Hollywood's worst, most infamous sexual offenders, because the guy who made the JOKE about his wishes of not being remembered by rhis one thing ended up.. being no problem, due to how he'll ACTUALLY be remembered.
Are we really gon' be THAT pretentious that laughing/joking about this volitile, fiercefully gross, abusing predator is off limits? Why? Because all of a sudden, "respect" and/or "basic human decency" ought to be enforced to the max, regardless of whatever kind of monstrous, abusing and torturous actions made by someone?? Is that it, or what? Stfu. Laughing at a (once again, apparantly reminding people about this is important ffs, ughh) A JOKE about avile monster like that not having his grave respected is not okay or acceptable!???¿¿¿!? HOW CONSIDERATE OF YOU PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE. GREAT HONOR, MUCH RESPECT. SUCH HUMAN, WOW.
It's not like he did ANYTHING to deserve ANY respect or decency in his life, since ya know.. HE DID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MAKING HIMSELF WORTHY OF *ANY* LENIENCY. AT ALL.
Showing him even the slightest bit of leniency is minimizing each woman that faced his awful abusive ways. It's yet again telling these women that their experiences didn't matter too much. It's telling them that they're not to be considered, yet again. It's telling them that their abuser didn't even deserve a JOKE, out of "respect" and some kind of "morality".
Utterly horrifying and disgusting. Smfh, people. Get some real perspective.
just the fact that they dragged and named those predators one by one... love these two, let them host the Oscars!!
John and nick geeez lol X3
Danny G no
or the TONYS!!
just wasnt funny but i do like the blast...
oo and we can add mr arm hammer on to that list'
I feel like Joseph Gordon Levitt is just their biggest fan
You have a good eye.
Madi Morelli he’s llaughing so hard everytime the camera catches him.
500 Recommends of Summer
Joseph Gordon Levitt is us 😂
@@mikeronquillo1451 timestamp pls
You know who's in love with Timothée Chalamet? My WIFE. And it hurts my feelings!
this is my house. AND THAT'S MY WIFE!
The best part is that's not a joke. He talks about it in other stuff.
that's so tragic she has horrible taste
He's tweaking so bad for a fix here he looks like he'll be dead in 18 months
So... It was a joke or what happen?
That gas station quip was improv for sure
I know it's been almost a year but what was the story behind that joke?
@@indeboss His shirt.
@@indeboss i know it's been a year but check out his red carpet look for this award show
Yeah, it got a real laugh from John, unlike the scripted material.
Defs improv lol how would they know what he would wear
John looks so proper and yet he's so, so filthy haha
Ikr.
Love it 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Nobody:
Nick: *c u m p e a c h*
He looks like a small child wearing his father's suit
Timmy Chalamet casually showing a shirtless Armie Hammer is the hero of that day and you can fight me
Tsumichama Nyan i knowwww
@@justvibing7955 BTW THE BOY IS JUST *5'11*
This did not age well
@@tymaa9349 this did certainly not age well
@@lucyburwood1739 i was looking for this 💀
John’s smirk after the Weinstein joke as some of the crowd gasped like, “Look at these people who still defend him.”
I didn't get the joke 😅
@@sparshitasahu2539 pulp fiction was the movie that kind of started his career, so he wanted to be remembered by that. unfortunately, he’s a nasty sex offender and that’s all we’ll remember about him by now 😋
That's rich for him to do since Nick Kroll's father is a private investigator who was threatening journalists and victims because he was working for Weinstein. Sheep.
No one at FISA defend Weinstein. That was just the obligatory response to how wonderfully harsh the joke was, regardless of its subject.
“Double XL unmarked grave” AHHHHAHAH oh my goood!!! cold blooded and rutHLESS, deserved wayyy more laughter
erin liebig I’m confused, is this making fun of Harvey Weinstein’s size of is it the Roman Numerals XX L (20 and 50), indicating that Weinstein will likely die around that time?
Izzy Rio size definitely size
BrO his smile right after he said it tho of like "fuck yea you heard right"
Izzy Rio it’s unrelated to roman numerals it mean extra extra large
when they panned to the crowd everyone was laughing but a lot were in such shock of the joke they don’t know if they could laugh😂
They should host everything. Oscars, Emmys, a child’s bar mizvah - everything!
Ally .Munster, I want them to host my life.
I read this comment in John Mulaney's voice
blow it out your barmitzva ass
I would gladly convert to Judaism and have a kid _just_ so I could hire them to host my kid's bar mitzvah.
i read this in Stefon’s voice for some reason
I really wish the Armie Hammer stuff came out when they were hosting because the jokes would’ve been immaculate
i was just thinking of this
what did he do?
@Itisam Ali holy shit ! that’s disgusting oh my god
He would have eaten that up
their jokes would have been ejaculate
7:54 "Thanks for taking a break from the gas station to come over here." LOL
Siearra Bella can someone tell me what this joke is about ? I don't get it 😭
Because his outfit isn't formal and his shirt looks like a gas station shirt
Bing Han The actor was wearing what looked like either a prep cook, or gas station attendant uniform. It was funny he had shirtless Hammer, on FaceTime.
i wonder if that was improv bc john laughed pretty hard at that lol
amber rose it had to be, they don't really know who'll show up, let alone what they'll be wearing. Plus, they riff all the time in interviews.
OMG timothee is face-timing Armie, bff goalss
"BFF"
Yea... they fuckin
Not only facetiming Armie, but a shirtless Armie. Hahaha
see you space cowboy wait...seriously...
SirPigalicous no not seriously, it’s a reference to the movie because Chalamet’s character is 17. However, the movie takes place in Italy and the age of consent is 14 and was as well when the movie takes place. So no, they’re not “pedophile apologists” they’re actors in a movie about something much deeper than the age of the characters, but some quarter wit idiots decide to try to smear their names and the movie.
"Let's name some names." From the moment he said that I knew I was gonna laugh very hard and the large portion of the audience likely connected to said names was not.
"Armie Hammer is so handsome he make Jon Hamm like his name should be Tony Bologni" was out of this world
Ruthless Mulaney
2:41
Nobody:
John: *jump*
I know it's like he cant contain his energy 🥺
Hes like a little boy
It's so cute!
Chalamet you stay DuVernay sashay away, I died!!!!!
What the hell is he talking about?!
@@j2forew974 this is late and you probably know it already, but in case you don’t:
it’s a reference to rupaul’s drag race; a competition in which drag queens battle to be the best of the bunch, in which rupaul, a famous drag queen and a judge, says “shantay, you stay” when keeping a contestant in the running and “sashay away” when elimitating them
@@twtclikk7841 ohh gotcha thanks!
“Just f*** already” when John Mulaney speaks for the entire CMBYN fandom
As always, they nailed it.
The Cricket Nerd I
Mulaney really carried it though. Kroll's only funny line was the gas station one.
04:54 finally someone burning woody allen publicly
Finally a comedian called out Louis CK.
Finally? I haven't heard him brought up in years, without a burn or a righteous rant before and after.
One of the rare subjects where film critics will have even sharper material than stand-ups.
FINALLY??? ARE YOU 12????
did you say finally????
Susan Sarandon did it first at Cannes. Just another reason to love Susan Sarandon
John's face after the Weinstein joke is my favorite
8:44 tommy wiseau was not havin any of that
He can't understand why they'd make fun of great all-American guy
kabztunes i mean hes from Louisiana
Ceral Is he, though?
I love the "No Sale" look on his face. Which, by the way, looks like it was made by Tom Savini.
My mind was blown when he was actually there, I didn’t see that coming
"I'm kidding we don't care that much about Nancy Kerrigan" "We don't give a shit about her" IM DYING AHAHAHA
John lost it when Nick chimed in hahaha
i come here at least once a week just to remind myself what comedy sounds like
Catherine D. you’re not alone
"the male apology has become an art form."
oh my god
That I Tonya bit was gold
I am disapointed they did not dress the way they were when they on Conan.
0:30 I’m in love with the way John Mulaney holds his mic as if it’s the first time he’s ever held one lmao
7:10 love how naturally they move on from a small screw up instead of awkwardly continuing
the male tina and amy
But kinda funny
But actually funny
wow! so original. did you write that yourself?
That's true
nah, they are just two male comedians who can actually make good jokes
John and Nick didn’t hold back. They really went in. Hilarious stuff gentlemen! 👏🏽
Abigail Zapatos Yeah, love the support for Aziz, they showed when doing metoo jokes. Because who cares about liars.....right?
They should host every year, oh man those jokes were on FIREEE
V.C.
They should be like James Corden being the unofficial host of the Tony’s
"fully erect with hate in their eyes"
omg i choked XD
as did many women unfortunately... silently...
On the Weinstein joke, I thought it landed just fine with the "oh you don't gotta worry any more Harvey, it's not gonna say Project Runway." You could have ended right there with a decent laugh. And then when he continued, I didn't want him to step on the laugh, but the "double-XL unmarked grave" just took it to another level. I guess that's the whole reason John Mulaney is a slightly better comedian than I am.
What does it mean? I don't speak English well
@@deepthiramesh7940 it is a common-ish form of marking the gravesite of a deceased inmate in American prisons when they die in jail with no money or family that is willing to claim your remains for a "proper" burial (the "double-XL line meaning Extra-Extra Large, due to Weinstein's size). Essentially meaning the heinous nature of his behavior indicates he'll die in jail and through such complete and deserved shaming, he'll be buried in an unmarked pauper's grave.
@@deepthiramesh7940 That they will have to bury him in unnamed grave so people won't vandalise it
i think
"the independent spirit awards where the dress code is get dressed" *cut to armie hammer shirtless in bed*
"it's about a demented game show host who takes over America, and it has no ending!"
Cut to the joker
Timothee took every joke so well!! He genuinely looked like he was enjoying himself, especially compared to a lot of the audience
These guys have got to host the Golden Globes, COME ON!
timothee chalamet KNEW he was gonna be torched 😂😂
Nick Kroll and John Mulaney should just host all the award shows
"Father of the Bride on TNT?" Underrated joke.
Lucas Rodriguez Hey! That's a solid movie
Elizabeth Olsen and Aubrey Plaza at the same table?!?! The energy radiating off of it just singed off my eyebrows completely. What queens.
I love how they crack each other up. They work so well together.
Tommy Wiseau is living out his worst nightmare. In his head "The Room" is a great movie deserving of real accolades and awards.
he's supposedly actually very happy
These guys are the best in the business
John: “double XL unmarked grave”
John: *is super proud* :)
Joseph Gordon Leavitt: *laughing in omg*
The Frances McDormand line slays me, no matter how many times I watch it.
Timothee Chalamet facetiming Armie Hammer during an awards show is the most heart-warming thing ever.
I just want future generations watching this to know that the Mario Batali thing wasn't a joke and he really included a recipe for pizza dough cinnamon rolls with his apology
No fucking way
Loved how they went all out with the name shaming. No skirting around this and saying the same PC bullshit that everyone else is saying. But it’s also kinda sad that it only took the Weinstein scandal for this veil to be finally be lifted.
Oh man, they pulled zero punches. Even the I, Tonya joke, goddamn.
Seth R they literally pulled the punch of that joke by saying “just kidding, we don’t give a shit about Nancy Kerrigan”
kh2freek that’s just another punch, but this time at Nancy
Z A when you make fun of both sides of an issue, it takes the sting out of both jokes
kh2freek entirely disagree lol i love that
THE FACT THAT TIMMY WAS ON FACETIME WITH ARMIE IM-
I love John’s “I don’t give a fuck” face after every offensive joke
THEY KILLED IT AS USUAL. THEY NEVER DISAPPOINT. BEST DUET OF COMEDIANS
"Can I still not watch them? Or must I reevaluate based on these new allegations that were a matter of public record 30 years ago?" B R U T A L
The gas station comment killed!
The boys are back YES
2:19 “three billboards outside uhbuh Missouri” oh John
chalamet you stay, devernay sashay away! yas honey
josharyono
I’d be perfectly content with this as my ringtone 😂
“This is a very weird time in our country.”
Just wait. It gets oh so better.
LOL That burn on Timothee
Them dragging Kevin Spacey and all the other predators names through the mud made my day 100% better
I watch this once a week. It’s 75% of my happiness quotient.
...... I was not expecting it to cut to Tommy Wiseau after that joke.
Nick Kroll’s little hop at John’ “wick-ed-ly talented” is so smooth
As much as I love them alone, they are so much better together.
Can they write a eulogy for my funeral please.
7:05 I love that Saoirse Ronan imitates Nick Kroll.
Can they host every award show and do everything together please 😂 oh and Chalamet FaceTimeing Armie Hammer was adorable
OMG I cannot believe they did this, and I did not realize how much I needed them to do this.
Why do they both open & close with “Gangnam Style!”
Fr
Gen Z humor aka post-comedy. Something unfunny + irony/satire = joke
Logan Wendt ok boomer
@@emperor8716 I wasn't saying it's a negative thing... that's like my favorite kind of humor
that was like the best underappreciated joke in this whole thing lol
Even though it was clearly planned Kroll's delivery of the "I like to movie" thing sounds SO improvised like he just randomly stumbled into singing, it's brilliant
Love Nick Kroll's "Baybay!"s.
"Timothèe, uh, btw thanks for taking a break from the gas station and come over here..."
This has me dead everytime. everytime
These 2 are so young and such comedic geniuses in their own ways. These guys will be legendary comedians when its all said and done.
10:00 such a good cutaway. look at how much fun theyre having
Nick’s face right before John said his Weinstein joke. The anticipation.
“It’s gonna say XXL unmarked grave.” GOD DAMN 🤣🤣🤣
that is so cute Timmy facetime with Armie
7:05 Saorise Ronan copying the last word of Nick Kroll's joke.
Gotta love mulaney
There were so many more celebs at this ISA than last years. They all came to see these two!
toreymusha There are celebs every year! Most of the people who show up at the ISA's show up at the Oscars!
When I die, I want John Mulaney and Nick Kroll to give my eulogy
I love them 😙 always so fun
The "I like to movie movie" bit was improvised accidentally and they still nailed it, even with the audience participating. Awesome.
timmy laughing at nick and john has given me serotonin for life
gangham style...
cooooold beach
Zanesh Amin *cuuuuummm peach
Oooooo. THAT’S what he says. Thank you.
So damn funny holy shit
Already a classic
I will watch this on loop, same way as last year's
nick kroll: specking of women who take no bullshit
john mulaney: little jump 2:39
John looked so proud of the Harvey joke and I love it
Oh my god Armie in a Skype call 1:24
Shamus Quinn armie shirtless in Skype call!!😋
Dress code is "get dressed" and he doesn't even follow that lol
Truly, an independent spirit.
YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE LAST YEAR!!
3:49 I am absolutely losing it over Josephs face :D
Pain and panic should have their very own spin-off series starring Nick Kroll and John Mulaney
The fact that Timmy has Armie on FaceTime so he can see the award ceremony is golden
Tommy Wiseau has the exact same expression and Trump at the 2011 WH Correspondence dinner, so I I'm calling it now- Wiseau/Franko 2024