It Came From Tumblr #21 [Binge Compilation]

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  • @CheshireTheClown
    @CheshireTheClown 5 років тому +2743

    In America, instead of saying "I love you." they say, "I'll let you borrow my gun." Which roughly translates to, "let's go to hell together!"

    • @interstellaromelette9466
      @interstellaromelette9466 5 років тому +244

      as an American this is completely accurate to the letter.

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 років тому +135

      And if they buy you any sort of cheeseburger or deep fried food, that translates directly to: "Let's get fat together!"

    • @imanidiotw6135
      @imanidiotw6135 5 років тому +114

      *taking notes in Canadian*
      Love...Gun...Hell...Burger...Fat...
      You Americans enjoy your guns and food, eh?

    • @interstellaromelette9466
      @interstellaromelette9466 5 років тому +40

      @@imanidiotw6135 indeed

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 років тому +52

      @@imanidiotw6135 I can especially attest to the food...I haven't hit morbidly obese, but I want to try and lose weight. Willpower isn't my ally with food, however... 😥

  • @adashitheartist4781
    @adashitheartist4781 4 роки тому +476

    "So he just started eating people,... typical" honestly me too when I first learned Greek myths

  • @ayyteen
    @ayyteen 5 років тому +2697

    Seymour: *Purghaps!*
    *video abruptly ends*

    • @pissganger6612
      @pissganger6612 5 років тому +9

      ATNGamerz! I was literally about Co comment the same thing. Noice

    • @octokittykat4874
      @octokittykat4874 5 років тому +9

      that word is cursed

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 5 років тому +23

      *I *HAVE* *BEEN* *WHEEZING* *OF* *LAUGHTER* *FOR* *SEVERAL* *MINUTES*

    • @loving.lunacy
      @loving.lunacy 5 років тому +3

      Mayhaps

    • @AngelDame17
      @AngelDame17 5 років тому +5

      It feels like there should be some sort of Leitmotif to finish the joke doesn't it?

  • @punkyskunky3131
    @punkyskunky3131 5 років тому +918

    He already has two nicknames those being: "Icy-Hot" by king explosion murder and half'n'half also by bakugou.

  • @LenaVoices
    @LenaVoices 5 років тому +586

    "Save me, Obi Wan YeetKobe, you're my only hope."

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 роки тому +25

      no.
      no.
      stop

    • @LenaVoices
      @LenaVoices 4 роки тому +22

      @@sadface7463 I don't even remember posting this??????

    • @polyblank2
      @polyblank2 4 роки тому +9

      Thanks for the phrase, im using it now

    • @LenaVoices
      @LenaVoices 4 роки тому +13

      When the fuck did I post this? How did it get 77 likes??????

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 роки тому +17

      @@LenaVoices You were possessed by þe shitpost gods! RELISH ÞAT EXPERIENCE AS IT MAY NEVER AGAIN HAPPEN IN ÞIS LIFETIME!

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 4 роки тому +85

    0:45 I'm taking Classical Mythology in University right now, and the teacher showed us a Pie chart of all the issues that occur in Mythology and how they're caused.
    5% - Some god threw a hissyfit because a human was better
    5% - Unavoidable prophecy
    10% - Hubris
    80% - Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants
    Most. Accurate. Chart. Ever.

  • @josiejeanne758
    @josiejeanne758 5 років тому +1355

    _Clownboys (half clown, half cowboy) say yeehonk_
    I just wanted to point that out ;)

  • @erzascarlette8124
    @erzascarlette8124 5 років тому +215

    2:17
    What about the people like me who say "My dude, my guy, my good sir, what the actual crap?" Because that is a thing I say multiple times a day

    • @phastinemoon
      @phastinemoon 4 роки тому +33

      DM: What’s your alignment NOW?
      You: IDK, lemme do a roll check.
      *dice roll off table and under the fridge*
      DM: ...
      You: ...yes!

    • @threecheeseburrito
      @threecheeseburrito 4 роки тому +17

      Uh, so it says here your alignment is chaos. That's all it says.

    • @penboy123
      @penboy123 4 роки тому +2

      Hi how's your day

    • @roboticjanitor3332
      @roboticjanitor3332 4 роки тому +5

      You don't have an alignment, you're proof that in the modern era, alignment is the appendix of D&D mechanics. And I'll eat a dwarfs beard before I stop you.

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 3 роки тому +4

      Chaotic chaos
      Just general shenanigans all through the last section

  • @torgan
    @torgan 5 років тому +514

    99 bears...
    I'm no longer a real man

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 років тому +3

      Could be worse.

    • @cleanchimera3870
      @cleanchimera3870 5 років тому +8

      1 more bear and he will turn into one

    • @lccomics1499
      @lccomics1499 5 років тому +4

      99 bottles of beer on the wall , 99 bottles of B E E R-
      Edit: wait it said bears

    • @anakinkenobi1323
      @anakinkenobi1323 5 років тому +1

      The final bear he was going to slay killed him

    • @arthurwatts5503
      @arthurwatts5503 4 роки тому +2

      Not a man anymore, you
      But you are "the guy"

  • @fuzzylion2.093
    @fuzzylion2.093 5 років тому +618

    More Greek reactions:
    “Zeus is really powerful and rude.” “He chained Prometheus to a fricken mountain because he was helping mortals!”
    “So a literal king wasn’t scared of a god who had super strength but he was scared of the fur of a lion.”
    Kid who watched Hercules: Wait, so Scar doesn’t exist?

    • @meowsterperson4483
      @meowsterperson4483 4 роки тому +57

      ‘Stop bullying hades hes just chillin’
      ‘We need more chiron teach me too please’

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 роки тому +31

      “Okay Zeus please stop. You already have half a million in child support.”
      “no”

    • @t.j.cornett7495
      @t.j.cornett7495 4 роки тому +9

      Prometheus was also boffing Athena, Zeus's brainchild.

    • @blaiseyunforgotten795
      @blaiseyunforgotten795 4 роки тому +9

      "why do they keep on chopping each others head off??"

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 4 роки тому +2

      This comment has 369 likes.
      That's like, the most satisfying number I've ever seen.

  • @gooseberriepi
    @gooseberriepi 5 років тому +832

    6:59
    I just realized that Seymour is wearing ear cuffs and I legit just whispered "Aww"
    I mean look at him
    He's adorable

    • @vastvoid6840
      @vastvoid6840 5 років тому +49

      Marigold Sunset Mr Seymour is always adorable. He can’t not be adorable.

    • @gooseberriepi
      @gooseberriepi 5 років тому +14

      @@vastvoid6840 Tru tho

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 років тому +12

      He's like a paragon of wholesomeness like Shaun Wasabi, PhantomStrider, and Bob Ross!

    • @gooseberriepi
      @gooseberriepi 5 років тому +9

      @@Kate-zn7de you're not welcome here you crusty scone
      You take that negativity somewhere else

    • @masterfulmoonlighter5402
      @masterfulmoonlighter5402 5 років тому +6

      @@Kate-zn7de Yeah he is, you can very clearly see it

  • @THExRISER
    @THExRISER 5 років тому +72

    1:53 "And those who tasted the bite of his sword,named him...The Bear Slayer." -The first Slayer Testament
    2:00 "The mark of The Bear Slayer was burned upon his crypt,a warning to all bears that the terror within must never be freed.There he lies still,and evermore,in silent suffering." -The Last Slayer Testament
    *BFG Division starts playing in the distance*

  • @NarakunoHana100
    @NarakunoHana100 5 років тому +492

    *PURGHAPS* made me choke lmfao

    • @hecc8727
      @hecc8727 5 років тому +4

      *PURGHAPS* you should get some help then my dude

    • @likeoftherezi4716
      @likeoftherezi4716 5 років тому +2

      *PURGHUPS* we all should

  • @ashtheskrunkly
    @ashtheskrunkly 4 роки тому +83

    Me, after hearing the character thing multiple times: *Realization* They’re talking about inuyasha how did I not realize-

  • @GJones_books_photography
    @GJones_books_photography 5 років тому +790

    Boi if I was making 17 an hour I would actually feel accomplished in life

    • @Person-wd9dl
      @Person-wd9dl 5 років тому +6

      Yeah you would make 408$ a day

    • @michaelm3461
      @michaelm3461 5 років тому +1

      Damn straight

    • @hunteronnen5000
      @hunteronnen5000 4 роки тому +4

      I make 17 an hour by getting up a 4am and shoveling snow in northern minnesota

    • @yxllugly4865
      @yxllugly4865 4 роки тому +1

      @@Person-wd9dl damn.

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 2 роки тому

      @@Person-wd9dl Why would you calculate based on 24 hour shifts?

  • @phantomstyx7556
    @phantomstyx7556 4 роки тому +65

    “Always listen to Fallout Boy”
    That’s “sound” advice
    ;)

  • @veenas4ur
    @veenas4ur 5 років тому +394

    No joke, I was literally watching one of these when this popped up

    • @quaelgeist3337
      @quaelgeist3337 5 років тому +1

      Saphire Angel that's what is part of youtube, its no thing that is rare...

    • @veenas4ur
      @veenas4ur 5 років тому

      @@quaelgeist3337 no...I was watching an older one and I got the notification when I was still watching it...

    • @quaelgeist3337
      @quaelgeist3337 5 років тому +1

      Saphire Angel oooh, you mean that "feature"

    • @veenas4ur
      @veenas4ur 5 років тому

      Yeah

  • @samdoezzzstuff
    @samdoezzzstuff 5 років тому +102

    13:50
    *oKAY NOW I LOST MY SHIT*
    *LIKE WHAT THE HECK THATS THE EXACT DEFINITION, ITS SO ACCURATE!!*

  • @gurglequeen433
    @gurglequeen433 5 років тому +43

    I like to think that I'm just selling my labour to my employer. Because that means I have a service worth purchasing.

  • @andrewoliver7605
    @andrewoliver7605 5 років тому +118

    Hello, so after hearing about the bone fairies I made a character of that species for a role-playing server on discord and out of the 147 people there, only 2 knew what they were
    That's to show we learn from these videos XD

    • @epoch2844
      @epoch2844 4 роки тому +1

      Wait how’d it go?

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 роки тому +6

      Time to run a bone fairy! Every time you kill a monster you take a bone to add to your collection.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 роки тому +7

      On þe concept of bone/tooþ fairies,
      Do you þink deer have some sort of antler fairy who takes þeir shedded antlers and leaves berries or someþing?

    • @jaredrussell4064
      @jaredrussell4064 4 роки тому +3

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 You... you used a thorn... that makes me oddly happy.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 роки тому +1

      @@jaredrussell4064 I don't anymore because it's apparently a Homestuck thing...

  • @relicking9207
    @relicking9207 5 років тому +143

    first time around I thought it said Princess gets turned into a dragon and I would watch that, now knowing that it said prince, I'd still watch it because that seems funny.

    • @NativS2002
      @NativS2002 5 років тому +5

      I'll watch it too , but I'll want the prince to be able to transform between Human and Dragon so he can make a Heir with his princess girlfriend , so the heir will also have a Dragon form

    • @yashkeshavpatnam1852
      @yashkeshavpatnam1852 5 років тому +4

      @@NativS2002 fire emblem fates?

    • @Bonnie-dh3zi
      @Bonnie-dh3zi 5 років тому +4

      Oh god it said prince?!I thought it was a lesbian princess couple

  • @gabezwurld9615
    @gabezwurld9615 4 роки тому +28

    As a chaotic neutral I say the word “my dude” more than I should

  • @laurabeansg
    @laurabeansg 5 років тому +367

    When you wash your cat
    Me:IM SO SORRY I DID NOT MEAN TO SCAR YOU FOR LIFE
    Cat:you will die in your sleep

    • @XanffyODK
      @XanffyODK 5 років тому +9

      Cat: be prepared human

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 років тому +9

      They're gonna have to get past the dog first.

    • @XanffyODK
      @XanffyODK 5 років тому +10

      @@deamoncastor7307 Cat: *gasp* i was not aware of this....Your lucky human i WILL get you Next time Human Next time

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 років тому +6

      @@XanffyODK (Ahem) I'm not human.

    • @laurabeansg
      @laurabeansg 5 років тому +4

      True

  • @sakurafeathers691
    @sakurafeathers691 5 років тому +102

    0:45
    *Percy Jackson readers have entered the chat*

  • @YEAHKINDA
    @YEAHKINDA 5 років тому +714

    Can I have some...
    S H O O W E R T H O O T S?

    • @festivite
      @festivite 5 років тому +17

      perhaps, shower BE GONE THOTS?

    • @a_dragonfly
      @a_dragonfly 5 років тому +7

      Hehe
      Shooter thooters

    • @diepssuarez2676
      @diepssuarez2676 5 років тому +7

      In the future, when we can go into alternate realities, we will find one where we lost the Second World War, and then we will need to go fight it again

    • @gracelyntrudell4532
      @gracelyntrudell4532 5 років тому +1

      You mean shower thicc or showerthottt

    • @meepbeep2464
      @meepbeep2464 5 років тому +1

      @@festivite PURGHAPS

  • @denkikaminari7569
    @denkikaminari7569 5 років тому +176

    7:13
    1) todoroki is best boi
    2) his dad probably called him that when he was small
    3) yes

  • @cleanchimera3870
    @cleanchimera3870 5 років тому +260

    Real Question is
    How Many Hit Points Does H.P Lovecraft Have?

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng 5 років тому +41

      Clean Chimera 46, but he’s also permanently afflicted with a fear curse. And a racism one.

    • @wyllowc.1549
      @wyllowc.1549 5 років тому +23

      0 because he's dead.

    • @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245
      @jennibeanthesweetsqueen5245 5 років тому +7

      666?

    • @rorygiambalvo2955
      @rorygiambalvo2955 4 роки тому +6

      According to Scrabble, 21

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 4 роки тому +6

      He went to the hospital on Monday and died of intestinal cancer on Thursday. He was also a Professional Asshole. His profile picture has him looking like a wealthy non-white woman who is gay, unmarried, and not a virgin took his picture. Pursed lips and a cold stare. He had, like, 8 health points but was always wearing invisible legendary dragonscale armour forged from being a white male recluse in New England before WWII. Making him nearly indestructible. The cancer that killed him was likely because of how much of an asshole he was. Cthulhu's daughter might've poisoned him. Doesn't change the fact that I love his writings. Hate the man, love his work.

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 4 роки тому +23

    Hera: "This baby ugly, YEET!"

  • @DragonKnightJin
    @DragonKnightJin 5 років тому +124

    Combining them is unpossible.
    It's the KobeYeetshi Maru.

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 5 років тому +1

      Apparently I was not the only one who thought this.

    • @evernightsdream
      @evernightsdream 5 років тому +4

      Kobetaka Yeetshimaru
      (Danganronpa anyone?)

    • @kairuku8498
      @kairuku8498 4 роки тому

      DevilJinKazama Fuck, it’s a no win situation.

  • @domeguy5514
    @domeguy5514 4 роки тому +13

    5:19 the amazon rainforest got set on fire, I guess this makes double sense.

  • @walkingonneedles
    @walkingonneedles 5 років тому +297

    not notif squad i just so happened to spot this on my home page love ya seymour

    • @humanperson9001
      @humanperson9001 5 років тому +1

      Mikata Norishita Just remember! Sand is not a good thing to juggle

    • @humanperson9001
      @humanperson9001 5 років тому

      Gay Turtle I live for for name. #Turtle_Pride

    • @shoaf6379
      @shoaf6379 5 років тому

      Homestuck? Is that Homestuck in your profile picture?

  • @magicshadow5357
    @magicshadow5357 5 років тому +29

    7:20 I'M CALLING TODOROKI NOT ICYHOT BUT HOT POCKET.

    • @chitxra
      @chitxra 4 роки тому

      @Dabi A.K.A Touya Todoroki dabi love me

    • @juliadonati8245
      @juliadonati8245 3 роки тому +1

      @Sophia Helgeson half-Alolan Zuko

  • @stormylowe193
    @stormylowe193 5 років тому +25

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Falloutboy:our lawyer made us change the title so we wouldn't get sued

  • @sh0rtartz108
    @sh0rtartz108 4 роки тому +13

    7:41 Zane heared yelling in the back round: *"TRAVIS!!!"*

  • @kaitheneko5166
    @kaitheneko5166 5 років тому +30

    Pm: why am I a sucker for blue hair
    Travis: *loves Katelyn*
    Pm: OOOOOOHHHH

  • @flipperjr.3822
    @flipperjr.3822 4 роки тому +11

    11:17 This is literally how Jevil from Deltarune viewed his imprisonment

  • @myr13
    @myr13 5 років тому +19

    Lol were you talking about Travis? 🤣🤣

  • @galyabalakhnov4683
    @galyabalakhnov4683 5 років тому +27

    >Literally spots that the Destiny post is made by someone called lesbianeliksni
    >Eliksni
    >*ELIKSNI*
    >SCREAMS IN "A LORE EXPERT"

    • @Artemis0713
      @Artemis0713 4 роки тому +2

      You know I keep reading this comment and i just can't figure out...what point you're making here? Please explain?????

    • @galyabalakhnov4683
      @galyabalakhnov4683 4 роки тому +4

      @@Artemis0713 Eliksni is the proper naming for the fallen in Destiny, which isn't used that often outside of hefty chunks of lore

    • @Artemis0713
      @Artemis0713 4 роки тому +1

      @@galyabalakhnov4683 yeah I knew that. I just got confused cuz I know like, almost anyone interested in Fallen calls them Eliksni, and on Tumblr,those are a lot. So i wasn't sure what you meant

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 роки тому

      Totally different but Hornet is void

    • @theonewhoescapesdreams
      @theonewhoescapesdreams 4 роки тому +1

      @@sadface7463 , *sigh*
      My buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal, for I don't mean to be rude, my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg, but if you keep thinkin such cursed thoughts, my friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend, then I will have to aggressively diddly darn educate you, my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy.

  • @crimsbun_
    @crimsbun_ 5 років тому +28

    2:44 So not to long ago I found that image and I made a drawing of it(its on my insta) so when I saw it I just remembered that and was like 'oh hey I drew a pride knight' lol

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks 5 років тому +1

      Crimsbun _
      Okay now I wanna know your insta.

    • @crimsbun_
      @crimsbun_ 5 років тому

      @@Nothing-yf4ks it's @crimsbun_

  • @adnamafett7862
    @adnamafett7862 4 роки тому +5

    4:57 fun fact: not everyone has an inner monologue. Some have internal sentences that they “hear” and some just kinda have abstract non-verbal thoughts that they have to consciously verbalize

  • @psychwardprincess5163
    @psychwardprincess5163 5 років тому +43

    I was gonna comment but it's currently on 69 comments and i don't wanna ruin it.
    oh wait.

  • @cori_music
    @cori_music 4 роки тому +6

    "Why am I a sucker for blue hair?!"
    Me, except it's long hair/long green hair in a low ponytail.

  • @vastvoid6840
    @vastvoid6840 5 років тому +29

    9:58
    Same.
    I really should just edit my former comments...

  • @hiraethcity
    @hiraethcity 5 років тому +40

    I WAS DRINKING PICKLE JUICE AND I CHOKED AND IT SHOT UP MY NOSE AHHHHH IT ALL BURNS IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 8:00

  • @laurabeansg
    @laurabeansg 5 років тому +18

    Also if you someone asks for your opinion then you mater so if you ask for someone for there opinion you can spreed the feeling the everyone maters

  • @jayarray2463
    @jayarray2463 4 роки тому +2

    So many amazing posts and memes from tumblr, and of course it's the soft background kazoo that sends me in stitches

  • @turbopokey
    @turbopokey 5 років тому +3

    Anybody else get the feeling Seymour could do a PERFECT Spongebob voice without even trying?

  • @NotNonamelol
    @NotNonamelol 3 роки тому +1

    5:04 reminds me of something some guy said once: „People who don‘t read the newspaper aren’t informed, people who read the newspaper are misinformed.“

  • @dawnshade4939
    @dawnshade4939 5 років тому +10

    HOLY CRAP! I am watching this and at 7:21 with the Todoroki hot pocket thing I was just drawing Todoroki!

  • @thebananaowenslippedon7095
    @thebananaowenslippedon7095 4 роки тому +2

    10:02 recently my abuela did this and words cannot explain how much smarter she is than me. I would have put the cookies in for 5 more minutes and they’d come out BURNT

  • @Alex-rn3jv
    @Alex-rn3jv 5 років тому +79

    To anyone who reads this, have a good day

  • @lizardlover9941
    @lizardlover9941 4 дні тому +1

    4:37 aaaaand that’s the subtle whisper of the universe telling me to go to bed. Gn tumbler enthusiasts!

  • @finnthedog5287
    @finnthedog5287 5 років тому +54

    But for real tho how much for that femur

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 5 років тому +2

      1 Dollar For A Tooth, Depends On The Size Of the femur

    • @finnthedog5287
      @finnthedog5287 5 років тому +4

      I know some tall people

    • @jessesanders3191
      @jessesanders3191 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @finnthedog5287
      @finnthedog5287 4 роки тому

      Idk it's a pretty big femur... but I'm broke so I'll take that 7.50

    • @pixd7285
      @pixd7285 4 роки тому

      Weigh it to measure vegetables but multiplu it depends the condition of the femur
      Best condition: 10x
      Good 7x
      Ok 4x
      Bad 2/1x (depends who you selling to)

  • @pattonharris9215
    @pattonharris9215 5 років тому +8

    11:20 Dude, this is just how Jevil thinks.

  • @kamonite5084
    @kamonite5084 5 років тому +8

    *wakes up and opens yt*
    Ooooh! New vid from Pat!

  • @snappy6324
    @snappy6324 4 роки тому +2

    * honestly thank you for making your color scheme for these pink. It’s the PM Seymour color now. It’s soft and cute and nice and muted it’s just perfect. And I’ll be darned if it isn’t helping me get over the last of my “hating pink phase”. Everyone has one. It’s worse if your trans/nb. But pink is a nice darn color y’know? So soft....

  • @dekusan3682
    @dekusan3682 5 років тому +8

    7:17 *OH MY GOD I KNOW I LITTERALLY THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO-*

  • @altruisticprotector2368
    @altruisticprotector2368 5 років тому +1

    4:15 my tech teacher, 10th, 9th, and middle school pulled this bullshun. For years!!! YEARS! it wasn't til probably 11 grade that I met teachers who told me that it is reliable. (At least for essays, facts, that kind of stuff) teachers told us back then to exclusively not use Wikipedia or else they wouldnt mark our work as a valid source.
    THANK YOU! Thank. You. For pointing this out!

  • @Sunny-dh8ee
    @Sunny-dh8ee 4 роки тому +3

    Please help, I just saw an ad where scientists are using phone bring people together..... For food

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 4 роки тому +9

    3:18 thought this was turning into Uzumaki for a sec

  • @vartin3276
    @vartin3276 5 років тому +20

    Good job, friend

  • @devoAC
    @devoAC 4 роки тому +3

    1:35 In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured Tennessee seeking vengeance against the Ursidae who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Big game hunters, and those that tasted the bite of his knife named him... *the Bear Slayer.*

  • @yaknowihadtodoittoem7071
    @yaknowihadtodoittoem7071 5 років тому +11

    Whooo Seymour gotta love you !! Also it’s too early for me

  • @SirBreadicus
    @SirBreadicus 4 роки тому +3

    6:10 I swear. I thought I heard ezma from emperor's new groove for a second. 🤣

  • @vwithav7997
    @vwithav7997 4 роки тому +5

    actually, if I remember correctly there is a Lizard type that grinds little stones in their mouth to create sparks and very small flames, so like.. we have fire breathing lizards.
    WE HAVE DRAGONS.

    • @AlottaBoulchit
      @AlottaBoulchit 4 роки тому +1

      *C H A R M A N D E R*

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 роки тому

      We have dragons and þey are probably freaking adorable.

    • @Cheersx3
      @Cheersx3 4 роки тому

      I am now on the search to find that species
      ... My journey would be way easier if one could tell me more information please? Maybe a name-

    • @angusperson4222
      @angusperson4222 4 роки тому

      @@Cheersx3 any success?

    • @Cheersx3
      @Cheersx3 4 роки тому +1

      @@angusperson4222 Sadly not, i did find some other cool animal facts tough. Did you know that some pigs in China are the size of bears? Or that some sharks glow in the dark? And that Reindeer eyes turn from gold to blue in the winter?!
      It's like, so cool :D

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 роки тому +1

    1:53
    I'm fairly certain that Doomslayer is buried under there.
    ...
    Dig him up!

  • @yodaishungryforspaghettios1459
    @yodaishungryforspaghettios1459 5 років тому +7

    5:15 Samsung water, I'm calling it.

  • @roxyspamcake
    @roxyspamcake 4 роки тому +1

    It always warms my heart to hear my post :) thanks Seymour

  • @thenintendocyclops1074
    @thenintendocyclops1074 4 роки тому +4

    1:49 So we're all basically in agreement that man is the Doomslayer of bears?

  • @Contempl8Tech
    @Contempl8Tech 5 років тому

    Convinced in one... one video is all it took for me to think. "Yup I'm subscribing!" Good stuff man good stuff.

  • @limehazard
    @limehazard 4 роки тому +6

    4:01 dude, that's like one to one JonTron voice. How did you do that?

  • @sign_12scorpio78
    @sign_12scorpio78 4 роки тому

    There was a Stadia ad at the start of the video and I had my volume up pretty loud (I was listening to music in a noisy environment and forgot to turn down my volume). So when I clicked the video, I felt like my eardrums were being blasted by the speakers at a rock concert.

  • @kidwhositsinthecorner8171
    @kidwhositsinthecorner8171 5 років тому +6

    3:27 my heart is full of fob, nothing else

  • @Kaixcs_
    @Kaixcs_ 4 роки тому +2

    Todoroki doesnt need anymore nicknames he aready has the two that King Explosion Murder gave him, "Half 'n' half bastard" & "IcyHot"

    • @krismindscape
      @krismindscape 4 роки тому +1

      Dr. Cameron Rose SCPF *Lord Explosion Murder

    • @Kaixcs_
      @Kaixcs_ 4 роки тому

      @@krismindscape nope, its actually 'King'. It was originally 'Lord' but that didnt work out for him so he changed it to 'King'

    • @krismindscape
      @krismindscape 4 роки тому

      Dr. Cameron Rose SCPF Ohh right, I thought “King” was the one that got shot down for some reason- thanks!

  • @teirdalin
    @teirdalin 3 роки тому +3

    "It's so strange that in the real world we have animals that can spit acid, punch shockwaves, and even channel electricity, but none that breath fire."
    I mean, there is the beetle that causes literal combustion inside of it in order to blast superheated death onto its enemies.

  • @kingdonk369
    @kingdonk369 4 роки тому

    You bastard P.M Seymour, you got me into FEH and I CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT

  • @lbolen4304
    @lbolen4304 5 років тому +17

    Yeetkobe???
    Nah that's a yobe.
    Edit: or a yeebe

  • @lilly7550
    @lilly7550 4 роки тому

    It went PURGHAPS and immediately cut into a chemist warehouse ad. Beautiful. Also I had to come back to the video to send this lol

  • @marenwithanm7091
    @marenwithanm7091 5 років тому +4

    7:36 I thought he was talking about Danny Phantom for a second there

  • @animatorblueberrysans7896
    @animatorblueberrysans7896 4 роки тому +1

    6:04 and at age 12 you can steal a cake for no reason merely because you're bored. Not because you're hungry no that was the three tubs of ice cream you and your friends bought, you steal the cake through *boredom*

  • @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf
    @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf 5 років тому +38

    Im going to hell, who's coming with me?

    • @lonelyterrarian7490
      @lonelyterrarian7490 5 років тому +3

      Im not gonna go but tell satan to burn everyone who made euphoria

    • @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf
      @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf 5 років тому +1

      @@lonelyterrarian7490 true

    • @myr13
      @myr13 5 років тому +2

      Sure, why not? I'll sin in heaven anyway ;-;

    • @deamoncastor7307
      @deamoncastor7307 5 років тому +1

      I got some business there so you can count me in. Gotta give an ass wooping of an eternity to a certain someone.

    • @interstellaromelette9466
      @interstellaromelette9466 5 років тому +1

      *hell* yea, count me in.

  • @lollertoaster
    @lollertoaster 4 роки тому

    I don't have nothing to say, but here is my comment to increase your rankings, because I cannot express with only a like how much joy those videos bring into my life. I think it's the only thing that still gets a genuine laugh from me.

  • @jassyanimations8947
    @jassyanimations8947 5 років тому +7

    7:40
    I want to clarify who both both of them are.
    Until I get an answer I'm going to say Travis and Travis if he was a hot anime boi

    • @eee00525
      @eee00525 5 років тому +2

      Bold of you to assume he isn't already a hot anime boi

  • @applesaur3622
    @applesaur3622 4 роки тому +2

    I didnt realise that my inbuilt need to say "my dude" actually has a reason behind it.

  • @me-wp7lt
    @me-wp7lt 5 років тому +8

    time to visit the corpse wiggler wheeeeeeeeee oh shi-

  • @pigeonboi230
    @pigeonboi230 3 роки тому

    the hot pocket one has inspired me to create a power based around both terms, not the food. put simply, it's flesh pockets that generate insane amounts of heat

  • @samwaterlord6888
    @samwaterlord6888 4 роки тому +3

    Person: finally I can feel like a snail again
    Me and Seymour at the same time: again?!

  • @diablominero
    @diablominero 4 роки тому +1

    Cooking time 20-24 minutes means check it after 20, and if it looks almost done cook it 2 more, but if it looks really not done cook it 4 more.

  • @goldkat1
    @goldkat1 5 років тому +14

    I don't think boycotting James Charles would work...

    • @goldkat1
      @goldkat1 5 років тому

      @@mopelolaadigun1976 BOYcotting would make it worse
      Also r/woooosh

    • @jackandrew5676
      @jackandrew5676 4 роки тому

      goldkat 1234 Yeah the joke is very obvious there.

  • @coffeerequired5074
    @coffeerequired5074 5 років тому +2

    *Godamnit I'm listening to this at night and my parents are asleep but I just had to go and lose my mind at "Purghaps!" Didn't I-*

  • @berylanisoptera6727
    @berylanisoptera6727 5 років тому +5

    11:17 Jevil is that you?

  • @quibop
    @quibop 5 років тому +1

    with the hold up thing, i thought they were talking about amethyst for a sec, but then that thought got shot down immediately when it said that this character wielded a pretty cool sword

  • @witheringrose1929
    @witheringrose1929 5 років тому +2

    5:11 ok but I want to be the one to find him in and huge block of ice... Then go on the coolest adventure ever!

  • @queenkitten7092
    @queenkitten7092 4 роки тому +2

    *Lol P.M. Seymour sounds like Jontron sometimes and Damien Lee purposely sounds like Chills sometimes*

  • @falconistrash
    @falconistrash 5 років тому +5

    omg for the first second or two i thought you were spongebob

  • @humanhuman884
    @humanhuman884 3 роки тому +2

    In Canada instead of saying, “I love you”, we say “do you want Tim Hortons?” And I think that’s beautiful.

  • @kharisvanserra9599
    @kharisvanserra9599 5 років тому +6

    I have been blessed

  • @scientificviking
    @scientificviking 4 роки тому

    ive been using "purgatory maybe" for upwards of a year and i am only now seeing the "purghaps" addition- i will now be using this new and improved version

  • @ceirinlia6036
    @ceirinlia6036 5 років тому +12

    Tf I've never been this early ever

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 5 років тому +1

    I cant hear the cat paw anatomy thing without being reminded of "Princess Little Piddles."