Trump And Kanye Meet To Discuss New Collaboration

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2016
  • We're told the two will be dropping a new album together, it's called 'The Deportation of Pablo.'
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  • @octopus3372
    @octopus3372 7 років тому +1216

    Trump supporters: liberals are so easily triggered!!
    Trump supporters: (get offended by Starbucks, happy holidays, and now Star Wars)

    • @ZexMaxwell
      @ZexMaxwell 7 років тому +26

      I place bets on SW being a hit even with the boycott.

    • @JazzyJeffRealTalk
      @JazzyJeffRealTalk 7 років тому +53

      Jesse Guzman also when comedians insult trump, they get so triggered

    • @cantstumpthetrump3850
      @cantstumpthetrump3850 7 років тому +23

      Liberal still crying over Trumps victory. I'm glad you have found your safe zone in this comment section :)

    • @ellisesh1361
      @ellisesh1361 7 років тому +36

      CantStumpTheTrump At least, they are not crying over a Starbucks Cup, or "happy holidays" or now a Star war movie as the Trumpers do, hahahaha, it is just too stupid

    • @EricAriel5
      @EricAriel5 7 років тому +11

      Don't forget cereal too.

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 7 років тому +972

    Fun fact: Trump's cabinet (combined wealth) is the richest cabinet in US history. Drain the swamp, HAHAHA

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 7 років тому +124

      +Well Drive You sound stupid, bigly!

    • @TheArtkaw
      @TheArtkaw 7 років тому +73

      Nerch Fritzsche "I'd rather have the corruption be in my face than in the backroom!"
      Really? This is the best defense people can come up with for all these appointees?

    • @stooge88
      @stooge88 7 років тому +12

      Animal Mother, who do you genuinely think has caused so much damage to the economy? Domestic and world? Because it sure as hell wasn't the more egalitarian policies that Obama and probably Hilary would have continued with. I know Obama gets blamed for how the GFC went, but there was nothing he could do, other than to introduce the bail out schemes, or to provide heavy sanctions and regulations to the banking industry, which of course would have just taken it's business overseas because their slice of the pie is too large now. America has incredible amounts of wealth tied up in private sectors now, and it's the people, like you, who are providing this. The swamp isn't being drained, it's you, and it's all going to the private sector.

    • @rvantong
      @rvantong 7 років тому +18

      +Animal Mother That's just redefining the message after the fact. Trump specifically slammed politicians for having ties with big business and wall street. He specifically said he would end the special interest monopoly in DC. Instead, he gave special interests a prominent spot in the white house. Many people voted for him specifically to vote against this kind of stuff. If the hypocrisy is lost on you, then you're being willfully blind to it.

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 7 років тому +5

      +Animal Mother
      So wait a minute, weren't free market policies one of the cornerstones of american values? Do you know what's not a sign of a healthy free market economy? Tariffs!

  • @isaiah3787
    @isaiah3787 7 років тому +546

    This Thanksgiving, comedians were thankful for 4 years of endless material

    • @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258
      @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258 7 років тому +1

      Hence all the salt.

    • @isaiah3787
      @isaiah3787 7 років тому +5

      Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli Nice comeback. Not gonna lie. Your man is a true clown though. Comedians are gonna have a ratings bananza.

    • @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258
      @shlomohammedibnal-israeli4258 7 років тому +3

      Isaiah G Well that's what they are supposed to do instead of being a bunch of snivelling propagandists shilling 24/7 for the socially destructive progressive agenda like they have been for the last 8 years.
      Regards, from France.

    • @isaiah3787
      @isaiah3787 7 років тому +6

      Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli You had me up until "Regards, from France.". Actually you never had me. I just found that last part hilarious. Actually the whole statement was hilarious. Pass some of that salt.

    • @isaiah3787
      @isaiah3787 7 років тому

      Shlomohammed Ibn Al-Israeli You had me up until "Regards, from France.". Actually you never had me. I just found that last part hilarious. Actually the whole statement was hilarious. Pass some of that salt.

  • @armashuvitz
    @armashuvitz 7 років тому +116

    Ok, someone needs to tell that dude that he's the band, not the co-host.

    • @jasonmoody2120
      @jasonmoody2120 7 років тому +3

      He talks alot and laughs loudly so people know that they are not using fake laughter for the crowd.

    • @intrsoul
      @intrsoul 7 років тому +9

      Correct - he's no Andy Richter.

    • @andreatipton6550
      @andreatipton6550 7 років тому +1

      +intrsoul that's right he's Jon Baptiste, think Andy Richter's fat fingers could play the piano as well as Jon's? He's the shit, thoroughly

    • @Cybergig00
      @Cybergig00 7 років тому +11

      Letterman always chatted off with Paul about topics. Its in the same spirit but your probably too stupid/young to relate to all that.

    • @damo3923
      @damo3923 7 років тому +10

      They could at least turn down his mic a few hundred decibels

  • @simon5005
    @simon5005 7 років тому +244

    Trump and Kanye??? Probably negotiating a wife swap.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 7 років тому +473

    Trump supporters are against the new Star Wars film because they think it's titled "Rogue Juan."
    And really, why did the writer have to apologize white supremacists?

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX 7 років тому +8

      Didn't the Empire have Boyega as one of the Stormtroopers
      Would be a weird thing for them to have a black man as a Stromtrooper
      Also in the original trilogy, didn't the empire deal with Lando?

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 7 років тому +2

      no he had to apologize to those of us that support the empire for comparing us to that deplorable trash

    • @temporaryrock
      @temporaryrock 7 років тому +1

      Hah that's what I thought. But actually, he was a stormtrooper for the First Order not the Empire wasn't he?

    • @apoked
      @apoked 7 років тому +1

      Adrian Duran that's the first order

    • @aj9641
      @aj9641 7 років тому

      adrian you dumb stupid fool

  • @linux750
    @linux750 7 років тому +117

    Hey Kanye, I'm a let you finish, I gotta ask, Now that you have met President Trump can you tell me if _HE_ cares about black people?

    • @nathanjohnson6188
      @nathanjohnson6188 7 років тому +2

      linux750 y woulndt he

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 7 років тому +2

      White liberals understand racism better than actual black people ever could.

    • @jimihendips8226
      @jimihendips8226 7 років тому +2

      TedGoranson69 no they couldn't white liberals are racists

    • @hexmaniacgabby5160
      @hexmaniacgabby5160 7 років тому +4

      he does

    • @djn48
      @djn48 7 років тому +2

      HA! I see what you did there, nice song reference! The answer is that meeting Kayne means that he cares about black people *with money*. If Hurricane Katrina part 2 happens, then we'll see if he likes black people the same amount as GWB...

  • @MrGrowslikeatree
    @MrGrowslikeatree 7 років тому +69

    I can't believe we're still having conversations about "believing" in climate change.

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 4 роки тому +4

      "Science is a social construct."
      - Trump, probably

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed 4 роки тому +2

      > Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires
      It's worse than that: much worse.
      There's a hell of a difference between the parties.
      All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years.
      Don't think so?
      1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913
      2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933
      3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007
      [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses)
      While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened?
      America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high.
      It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink.
      Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

    • @FBI-dd7fk
      @FBI-dd7fk 4 роки тому +1

      I hope your saying that because you know it’s real

    • @ThisIsMeArnold
      @ThisIsMeArnold 3 роки тому

      @@FBI-dd7fk It isn't real.

  • @faresmankoosh4713
    @faresmankoosh4713 7 років тому +431

    Did the Trump supporters just admit that they are white supremacist by being offended of that tweet?

    • @mineMissHellsing
      @mineMissHellsing 7 років тому +6

      Or pro for having an Emperor in power?

    • @williamatchison5230
      @williamatchison5230 7 років тому +17

      Right wing supporters are often in favour of empires, monarchies...etc. Look at the Japanese right wing....the British and Spanish right wing....
      Even the term RIGHT WING is reference to the French Revolutionary era where the right wing was strictly a term referencing the monarchies, aristocrats and religious authorities...
      It has been, and always will be, support for the powerful status quo.

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 7 років тому

      mineMissHellsing how is he an emperor lol

    • @mineMissHellsing
      @mineMissHellsing 7 років тому +5

      Versace loudpack To be honest I dunno. They just seemed very offended for someone saying shit about the Empire, so...

    • @MrGanjaBandits
      @MrGanjaBandits 7 років тому +3

      Fares Mankoosh a lot of us are just sick and tired of people throwing "white supremacy" around. Saying Star Wars has anything to do with white supremacy is moronic

  • @yahmom626
    @yahmom626 7 років тому +953

    Upload: 2 minutes ago
    Video length: 12 minutes
    And there's already one dislike

    • @yakojjy
      @yakojjy 7 років тому +39

      Left over from PizzaGate video.

    • @itsTrueART
      @itsTrueART 7 років тому +28

      Because who really doesn't see past these lies? Oh shit wait, like 10s of millions of brainwashed Americans. Damn.

    • @LenoahChacko
      @LenoahChacko 7 років тому +34

      knishes name one lie.

    • @robertanderson7324
      @robertanderson7324 7 років тому +25

      knishes whatever you say 😂🖕🏻

    • @rorylawrence
      @rorylawrence 7 років тому +47

      Name 2 things that were said during this video that were lies. Please. Just because you don't like something doesn't make it untrue.

  • @SeeingFlyingNuns
    @SeeingFlyingNuns 7 років тому +15

    That "Deportation of Pablo" joke was on point tho 👌👌👌

  • @AdmiralAnderson
    @AdmiralAnderson 7 років тому +197

    Have some faith people! Trump is here to make Russia... wait, I meant America great again;)

    • @AdmiralAnderson
      @AdmiralAnderson 7 років тому +7

      You did good son. I'm proud of you o7

    • @FarewellRocketShip1
      @FarewellRocketShip1 7 років тому +1

      Mick Russom deny it all you want but reputable sources are all in agreement. CIA isn't a fake source

    • @Asoka-great
      @Asoka-great 7 років тому

      CIA is bad...Russia is Great O.K.

    • @spectrestatus778
      @spectrestatus778 7 років тому

      Mick Russom I'm glad you know more than the CIA. Who are your intelligence sources?

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 7 років тому

      The CIA literally lie for a living. That's their job. Why should we believe professional liars who've given us zero evidence?

  • @jomiga1999
    @jomiga1999 7 років тому +654

    Kanye West: Secretary of Education

    • @curtistindall3497
      @curtistindall3497 7 років тому +13

      JMG_99 well he is a genius

    • @GamingPenis
      @GamingPenis 7 років тому

      +Curtis Tindall well if you believe that you aren't one

    • @TheBlackLarryBird
      @TheBlackLarryBird 7 років тому +5

      JMG_99 "They got the dropout keepin kids in the school"

    • @usmannasir8647
      @usmannasir8647 7 років тому +16

      he's making a sarcastic reference to Kanye's claim to being a genius, heck there was an entire South Park episode regarding that

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 7 років тому +19

      Secretary of Mental Health is more fit for Kanye

  • @mosshark
    @mosshark 7 років тому +134

    Trump: I have the best ideas.
    Kanye: I am the best ideas

  • @Bob-qq4is
    @Bob-qq4is 7 років тому +71

    Another trump segment, wow you're very original Colbert you deserve an Emmy!!

    • @praneethramesh4535
      @praneethramesh4535 7 років тому +10

      Austin Adams i think he has one

    • @aashup
      @aashup 7 років тому +22

      Austin Adams He already has two

    • @leygouldgrant8244
      @leygouldgrant8244 7 років тому +7

      he have 2...
      Trump would probably be super jealous because we all know how much wanted and still wants an emmy

    • @azamat3717
      @azamat3717 7 років тому +5

      Austin Adams I bilieve he has multiple already.

    • @marcusstar9995
      @marcusstar9995 7 років тому +6

      Austin Adams, he already won Emmy's you know who never won one that's idiot elect trump and he's so butthurt about it.

  • @saucejohnson9862
    @saucejohnson9862 7 років тому +71

    Colbert, the guy who says whatever the DNC tells him to say.

    • @cassiedevereaux-smith3890
      @cassiedevereaux-smith3890 7 років тому +27

      And the conspiracy theories, they just keep rollin' along......

    • @coryhamel2512
      @coryhamel2512 7 років тому +11

      No, no, I'm sure they'll provide the evidence for their statement. After all, they wouldn't just make up bullshit to support their views. Wait for it... wait for it...

    • @antonkhuu
      @antonkhuu 7 років тому +10

      +Xor rd .. you might need a safe space .

    • @saucejohnson9862
      @saucejohnson9862 7 років тому +1

      Cory Hamel Wait for it... pbs.twimg.com/media/CzCHOdcXcAEhy-v.jpg EVIDENCE! Something that you Liberal retards have yet to show for Russia hacking the election. I don't need a safe space, I just like to invade your guys'.

    • @BBukeeB
      @BBukeeB 7 років тому +3

      Xor rd, the guy who says whatever 4chan tells him to say

  • @brownkemosabe
    @brownkemosabe 7 років тому +33

    The narcissism was so high in that meeting, one didn't speak to the other without a mirror

  • @nexusyang4832
    @nexusyang4832 7 років тому +1022

    This is literally turning into a real life Idiocracy.

    • @cvc-gamingglitchrespositor9607
      @cvc-gamingglitchrespositor9607 7 років тому +18

      Right. We litterally elected a wrestler.

    • @williamatchison5230
      @williamatchison5230 7 років тому +41

      You did not elect a wrestler....you elected a wannabe wrestler...so even worse. Lol

    • @kras2304
      @kras2304 7 років тому +4

      a lot of liberal friends prefer the term kakistocracy. "government by the worst people"

    • @To_Live_Is_To_Suffer
      @To_Live_Is_To_Suffer 7 років тому +4

      Doesn't seem many have actually seen "Idiocracy".....

    • @rochajraphael
      @rochajraphael 7 років тому +3

      it really is unfortunately...

  • @jaydevannlisamarie4685
    @jaydevannlisamarie4685 7 років тому +14

    Hahaha...The two most famous American Narcissists in the room!!...that made my day!

  • @AqierDesigns
    @AqierDesigns 7 років тому +89

    batistas reactions are gettig sooo annoying

    • @bmoney2011
      @bmoney2011 7 років тому +10

      The Animal Batista?
      Oh...you meant John Batiste.

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 7 років тому +1

      why?

    • @docilecrocodile6362
      @docilecrocodile6362 7 років тому +3

      like what is his point ? just to play the piano randomly ?

    • @carrotsporks
      @carrotsporks 7 років тому +3

      Yeah I gotta say he's gotten a bit annoying. A few reactions here and there are good, but he interjects himself a bit too much during the monologues. Gotta say though, his music is divine, and I don't even usually like jazz.

    • @mr.phillips
      @mr.phillips 7 років тому +5

      If he's going to react after every, single, joke, then they could at least give him some material so America doesn't have to watch him try to be funny on his own.

  • @cookiehustle
    @cookiehustle 7 років тому +81

    The deportation of Pablo I'm done

  • @rvantong
    @rvantong 7 років тому +83

    I'm not saying Kanye's a golddigger. Be he ain't messin' with no broke ..umm... never mind.

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 7 років тому +25

    A Stanford educated nuclear physicist is gonna be replaced by that?

    • @gabrieleriva651
      @gabrieleriva651 7 років тому

      He should had picked someone from Trump University.

  • @erint7724
    @erint7724 7 років тому +54

    You know it's bad when we're like "I wish we had Mitt Romney"

    • @peteywheatstraw4884
      @peteywheatstraw4884 7 років тому

      Speak for yourself.

    • @tyrannicalbigtech5842
      @tyrannicalbigtech5842 7 років тому +2

      You know things are bad when 1 in 10 democrats voted Trump because there candidate smelt so bad. First time in history more dems crossed over to vote GOP then the other way around and it was for Donald j fucking Trump! Hahahaha what a loser Hillary is

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 4 роки тому +1

      2016 was an absolute shitshow. Bernie coulda gotten it. Why'd he back out?? Also the electoral system and the two-party system are still both dumpster fire as usual and just leads to tribalism and confusion respectively.

  • @Jivetalkin13
    @Jivetalkin13 7 років тому +123

    Let us all come together and enjoy Rogue One, please.

    • @williamatchison5230
      @williamatchison5230 7 років тому +11

      Star Wars brings people together.....except the religious people that think it premotes witchcraft....and I guess the racists who don't like the Black guy being a protagonist....and the anti-feminists who don't like the white girl being the main character....or the Star Trek fans that think it's over rated....oh damn....I guess not even Star Wars is safe.

    • @Quifuh
      @Quifuh 7 років тому +4

      Why not the racists who don't like the main character being white? Why not the feminists who don't like the white girl not being a fat walrus? Huh? Why not?

  • @rvantong
    @rvantong 7 років тому +257

    Trump: Ain't got no time for no intelligence briefings. Got me a meeting with Kanye!

    • @retired5249
      @retired5249 7 років тому +9

      Kanye...now that is a idiot that needs a straight jacket.

    • @silverkyre
      @silverkyre 7 років тому +6

      Trump doesn't need briefings he's, like, a smart person.

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 7 років тому +5

      Retired_CSM_USARMY Yeezy is a god. Don't blaspheme

    • @stevenvanhulle7242
      @stevenvanhulle7242 7 років тому +2

      @Amelle Kyre - Everybody knows he has the best words!

    • @espben360
      @espben360 7 років тому

      Retired_CSM_USARMY after all, he's got to put him in some kind of position, since he is running for president in 2020!!!!

  • @jonatanguitar
    @jonatanguitar 7 років тому +20

    4:39 "jack of diamonds" I would be lying if I said I didn't smile at that one!

  • @jsmn5059
    @jsmn5059 7 років тому +52

    Stephen Colbert does the best monologues.

    • @peteywheatstraw4884
      @peteywheatstraw4884 7 років тому +1

      Boring.

    • @luminatron
      @luminatron 4 роки тому

      I'm torn between him and Trevor Noah.

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed 4 роки тому +1

      @Domagoj Čović if you look into what dumpy the clown does it is impossible to not be biased unless your a racist piece of garbage aka nazi wannabes.

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed 4 роки тому

      > Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires
      It's worse than that: much worse.
      There's a hell of a difference between the parties.
      All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years.
      Don't think so?
      1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913
      2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933
      3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007
      [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses)
      While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened?
      America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high.
      It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink.
      Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

  • @dicedavis84
    @dicedavis84 7 років тому +40

    this colbert guy is pure comedy

  • @everwhat013
    @everwhat013 7 років тому +27

    he doesn't have time to attend security briefings, but he has time to placate kim kardashian's husband?

  • @MrOneeyedpete
    @MrOneeyedpete 7 років тому +48

    The movie "Idiocracy" is starting to look like a premonition. America you need help.

    • @peteywheatstraw4884
      @peteywheatstraw4884 7 років тому +1

      The world needs help. At this point, central bankers have most nations by the balls.

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 5 років тому +1

      I thought I had a hair on my phone.....turns out it was just your profile pic, lol.
      Then again, I'm sure that was purposeful.

    • @danielbrown1724
      @danielbrown1724 5 років тому +1

      @@peteywheatstraw4884 Central privatized Banks have always had nations by the balls, especially America.
      When Woodrow Wilson sold this country out to a small group of dominant Zionist bankers back in 1912, the Fed was born and ever since then, this country's financial system has never been free.
      Why do you think "they're" more than happy to bail out these major corporations during these so-called "Recessions"?!! It's because ever since America's financial system became privatized, this nation has become a nation reliant on a system of credit.
      "Sure, we'll bail you out" they said....."no mutha fkn problem" they said......"oh, and btw.....the almighty dollar has nothing backing it whatsoever.....we just mint money anytime we want"
      ".....so how about that bailout?!"

    • @Chris-ex5ed
      @Chris-ex5ed 4 роки тому

      > Only one party suppresses the vote, withholds Supreme Court nominations, and sends our tax payer money to millionaires
      It's worse than that: much worse.
      There's a hell of a difference between the parties.
      All 3 times the Republicans had complete control of government in the last 100 years, Senate, Congress and President, for over 4 years, it has resulted in the greatest financial collapses in the last 100 years.
      Don't think so?
      1. **The Panic of 1907**…… [Markets fell over 43% before bottoming out](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panic_of_1907)).....Complete GOP control from 1901 to 1913
      2. **The Great Depression, 1929**..... fueled by the unsustainable laissez-faire (unregulated) polices of the roaring 20’s......Complete GOP control from 1921 to 1933
      3. **The Financial crisis of 2007-2008**....Complete GOP control from 2001 to 2007
      [Check it out here if you don't believe it (Wikipedia divisions of US government).](en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_divisions_of_United_States_Congresses)
      While you're checking Wikipedia, notice what happened between 1933 and 1995 when the Democrats had complete control of the Congress and the Senate for all but 2 years.....What happened?
      America created **the largest most prosperous middle Class the world had every seen**...inequality was at an all time low and wages were at an all time high.
      It wasn't until 1995 When the Gingrich Republicans took over congress for the first time in over 60 years (with his contract ~~with~~ On America) that inequality started to skyrocket and the American standard of living began to sink.
      Vote blue no matter who..in *every* election.

  • @djb2752
    @djb2752 7 років тому +6

    WARNING: Don't watch this while eating cereal.

  • @GambianBankai
    @GambianBankai 7 років тому +179

    I miss the old Kanye

    • @joeldahlen4138
      @joeldahlen4138 7 років тому +11

      Chop up the soul Kanye

    • @xCaptxCrunchx
      @xCaptxCrunchx 7 років тому +5

      I miss the " Kanye ft. Talib Kwali" Kanye. The "Kanye ft. Common" Kanye..

    • @skepticalpickle5258
      @skepticalpickle5258 7 років тому +5

      Modou Bajaha I say hell no Kanye.

    • @outlasted4148
      @outlasted4148 7 років тому +2

      Dumbass liberals who hate Kanye only because of his support of Trump smh

    • @swankfiber5278
      @swankfiber5278 7 років тому +1

      +Outlasted plz haven't you been paying attention to any news in the last 6 years there are plenty of reasons to Hate Kanye

  • @manospondylus4896
    @manospondylus4896 7 років тому +250

    So Trump supporters got mad at a movie portraying nazis as the bad guys. Tells a lot about them.

    • @bensjammin9
      @bensjammin9 7 років тому +5

      Disappointed Turtle exactly... very telling haha

    • @BiHPacker
      @BiHPacker 7 років тому +3

      Wait what? No we're not lmao

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 7 років тому +3

      Samantha Gardner fuck off, will ye?

    • @manospondylus4896
      @manospondylus4896 7 років тому +16

      Luxray Volt 989 he didn't say white people, he said white supremacists, which are basically nazis.

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 7 років тому +3

      in Doctor Who, the daleks were based on the nazis

  • @hariomtatsat1
    @hariomtatsat1 7 років тому +43

    I really thought that was a joke.. I can't believe Trump meets with Kanye West

    • @BellaWorldAni
      @BellaWorldAni 7 років тому +2

      They both know what it's like to be seriously mentally ill; makes sense. And I'm not kidding either. Kanye has been having what looks like psychotic episodes for a while now....& no need to even discuss The Cheeto. :/ It's obvious he's a loon.

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 7 років тому +4

      Ani Bell Don't diss Ye like that. Kanye is going through some issues, but the worst thing he ever did was interrupt Taylor Swift 8 years ago. Trump is infinitely worse than him.

    • @vladolfhutin6678
      @vladolfhutin6678 7 років тому +2

      Yency Arias I can't believe Obama and Michelle meet with Beyoncé and rappers that "rap and sing" about defining women. But hey no one seems to care about that.

    • @mcdaniels6188
      @mcdaniels6188 7 років тому

      Ani Bell......the cheeto.......nice

    • @JojoCrazyCat
      @JojoCrazyCat 7 років тому

      Yep.

  • @tomthumb3897
    @tomthumb3897 7 років тому +23

    how long until Colbert gets cancelled? Back when I was a young dumb liberal teen I used to love the Colbert Report. He really should just go back to that. He's guaranteed a huge audience no matter what. I honestly expected him to be much better at late night, but when he's not in character he's just boring.

    • @jmack619
      @jmack619 7 років тому +6

      really dumbed down his audience. he should pull a jon stewart and fuck off already.

    • @bodaciousbruin3003
      @bodaciousbruin3003 7 років тому +2

      tom thumb Bill Maher is still much better.

    • @trime-time
      @trime-time 7 років тому +2

      tom thumb I've said the same thing from the moment he moved to CBS! when playing a conservative douche at least he was funny, now he just sounds like a rich whiney bitch.

    • @5easy
      @5easy 7 років тому +1

      MSW From Luskin except when he had the scam artist on who claimed to cure cancer and shit

    • @deanchampion6777
      @deanchampion6777 7 років тому +6

      Oh, you were young and dumb... and now you're older and dumber?
      Capitalize the first letter of EVERY sentence, especially the FIRST sentence.

  • @gulugul78
    @gulugul78 7 років тому +48

    One of them is a complete nut case and the other is orange.

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 7 років тому +4

      Lawrence Parkes at last orange os the new black 😅

    • @shervellebergholz
      @shervellebergholz 7 років тому

      missStockholm That's a good one!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @easkateman
      @easkateman 7 років тому

      *can't forget about the election after it ended*
      *I member*

    • @emyf9197
      @emyf9197 7 років тому

      Shervelle Bergholz lmao I know😂 just the perfect pair for that title

    • @crispybacon4240
      @crispybacon4240 7 років тому

      +Missy Carter Go fuck yourself, no one is falling for your scams.

  • @joujou264
    @joujou264 7 років тому +29

    Ok, I'm now convinced that I've died and ended up in hell.

    • @retired5249
      @retired5249 7 років тому

      I been to 5 combat zones and seen thousands suffer, starve, and die (mostly old people and children). God watched it all and did nothing to help. My friend this fucked up world you live in....is hell.

    • @joujou264
      @joujou264 7 років тому +2

      Retired_CSM_USARMY If your username is anything to go by, at least you won't get thrown into the inevitable meat grinder. My grandparents spent their youth in a gulag, and my father was born there too, I'm beginning to think I'll end up in one too...

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 7 років тому +2

      Retired_CSM_USARMY. hooah

  • @Danneleet
    @Danneleet 7 років тому +12

    I think we can all agree that this guy is too good at doing monologs

  • @ChauncetonBird
    @ChauncetonBird 7 років тому +8

    "Jack of Diamonds" bout killed me.

  • @iWinGamer
    @iWinGamer 7 років тому +33

    The black dude in the background needs to go. Very obnoxious.

    • @BubbleTech223
      @BubbleTech223 7 років тому +21

      Jake Smith you should go, very obnoxious

    • @muggedinmadrid
      @muggedinmadrid 7 років тому +10

      so agree. the late show and stephen are so perfect. jon is a great musician but an irritating and useless and sidekick. colbert doesn't need any support. he kills every time. having a bad side kick is grossly redundant. i feel sorry for jon a bit though - he's a nice guy and doing his best , but most people find him annoying and say as miuch on social media.

    • @sonicboy678
      @sonicboy678 7 років тому +1

      "Shut up and play, you're the piano man!"

    • @oskii1197
      @oskii1197 7 років тому +1

      Check the vid on my channel

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 7 років тому

      Jake Smith I think they'd do well with adding a real 'sidekick' and relegating Baptists to band leader. Think about Jimmy Fallon's show. They have Higgins on the side for his back and forth with Fallon, but they still bring out Questlove every now and then for some skits.

  • @cheekypasta55
    @cheekypasta55 7 років тому +38

    Damn Im really missing Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver. And I dont really like Seth Meyers or that other late show. Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, and Jon Oliver are the only guys I like for these shows. COME BACK SOONER.

    • @vaninsha
      @vaninsha 7 років тому +15

      Jansen Ravioli actually seth meyers has stepped up his game. check out his "closer look" play list. I think u will enjoy it

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 7 років тому +3

      +vaninsha Agreed. It's a little different but they are funny, last episode especially. Might want to check Samantha Bee's Full Frontal as well, also entertaining enough IMO.

    • @cheekypasta55
      @cheekypasta55 7 років тому +2

      vaninsha Ever since Last WEek Tonight ended, Ive actually been watching his "Closer Look" a little. Its not bad, I just dont really like his presentation style. Idk what it is about him.
      It took me awhile to get used to Trevor after Jon Steward left and now I love him but I cant seem to enjoy Seth Meyers.

  • @MySpace662
    @MySpace662 7 років тому +10

    Kanye met with President elect to discuss what the Kardashian's can do for the new cabinet.

  • @TheRoshan89
    @TheRoshan89 7 років тому +2

    lol anybody else see Cory gambles face when kanye gives trump a bro hug? "is this really happening??"

  • @saberline152
    @saberline152 7 років тому +22

    anyone else think we're gonna have another great depression in 3 years ?

    • @gitvin
      @gitvin 7 років тому +22

      3 years?! Almost 3 million people have had a great depression since 11/9/16.

    • @aapesos
      @aapesos 7 років тому +2

      i am depressed already!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 7 років тому +9

    *THAT'S* why the Reps had so much of a problem with the Trans Bathroom issue.. Mitch was standing outside the door all the time shouting "It's a TRAP!"

  • @xxryanmichael32xx
    @xxryanmichael32xx 7 років тому +8

    "jack of diamonds" omg i'm dead

  • @CountryMusicMann
    @CountryMusicMann 6 років тому +2

    I really wish Robin Williams was still alive. The comedy opportunities of a Trump presidency would make him another fortune!

  • @colaboytje
    @colaboytje 7 років тому +8

    The conflicts of interests are just piling up.

  • @BuddyCoopers
    @BuddyCoopers 7 років тому +10

    I absolutely approve of Steven Colbert and his awesome show with the best band around.

  • @WhoFramedMSG
    @WhoFramedMSG 7 років тому +5

    that inventing global warming bit was real good

  • @Sarah-hr4dz
    @Sarah-hr4dz 7 років тому +2

    I like when Stephen makes jokes about Trumph, he is more honest than what Trumph said he would be.

  • @tahmidahmed2208
    @tahmidahmed2208 7 років тому +9

    The deportation of Pablo 😂

  • @jobri5688
    @jobri5688 7 років тому +6

    Buckle up America... shit is gonna get crazy.

  • @CorpseBride64
    @CorpseBride64 7 років тому +2

    "In a reduction of his dignity," lmao!!

  • @SungKen12
    @SungKen12 7 років тому +2

    He just cited an Infowars article to prove his point... Are you kidding me?

  • @TheZchristina97
    @TheZchristina97 7 років тому +12

    Welcome back Stephen

  • @xCaptxCrunchx
    @xCaptxCrunchx 7 років тому +4

    I miss the old Kanye, The " I got the perfect song for the kids to sing" Kanye. The " Drug dealing just to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high" Kanye.

  • @lordtoffington3664
    @lordtoffington3664 7 років тому +3

    Love the jack of diamonds guy.

  • @udornyc
    @udornyc 7 років тому +1

    "'The Who is Who' of WHY? WHATT?"... I am stealing this line and will liberally apply it!!! :D :D :D

  • @ResidentTarantino
    @ResidentTarantino 7 років тому +8

    Trump's cabinet keeps getting more and more white as he become more and more orange

  • @syedahmedjilanee6041
    @syedahmedjilanee6041 7 років тому +12

    so Trump ate frog legs
    the f*** I thought he was going to drain the swamp 😅😅

    • @andybee1381
      @andybee1381 7 років тому +12

      He will drain the swamp, and then eat it.

    • @rustzio
      @rustzio Рік тому

      @@andybee1381 num num

  • @pratimarao3465
    @pratimarao3465 7 років тому +2

    I literally love Stephen Colbert so much

  • @gelineavenir5905
    @gelineavenir5905 7 років тому +2

    Hahaha!!! It's getting funnier every day !!!

  • @RobbyGAMEZ
    @RobbyGAMEZ 7 років тому +3

    Wow, Mitt sounds a hell of a lot like Reagan doesn't he? (his voice)

  • @delibertatem4922
    @delibertatem4922 7 років тому +4

    The last diamond sketch is actually pretty funny.

  • @bluntedcorleone3628
    @bluntedcorleone3628 7 років тому +2

    Ok. I usually don't mind Baptiste interjecting here and there. But he sounds like a drunk heckler in this opening.

  • @Elzilcho87
    @Elzilcho87 7 років тому +4

    This Bizarro world we're living in has to stop RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

  • @nonunekonsequence7641
    @nonunekonsequence7641 7 років тому +6

    Just shut up and let me enjoy Star Wars.

  • @user-pq4nx2zn7x
    @user-pq4nx2zn7x 7 років тому +6

    I'm supposed to be playing Game of War but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

  • @jaihind2816
    @jaihind2816 7 років тому +3

    oh man, that dumb mother was a great line, great joke.

  • @apeanutbutterwolf6529
    @apeanutbutterwolf6529 7 років тому

    " They had frog legs in a reduction of Romney's dignity" lol!!!

  • @JazzyJeffRealTalk
    @JazzyJeffRealTalk 7 років тому +6

    Trump & Kanye album title: Narcissistic Gods

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 7 років тому +2

      Jeff Pride Kanye is not nearly as bad as Trump. Kanye has an ego, but the worst thing he ever did was interrupt Taylor Swift 8 years ago.

  • @RealHealthyMinute
    @RealHealthyMinute 7 років тому +6

    Wait, crazy Trump supporters are boycotting the new Star Wars movie?!
    YES!! A better movie experience for me!!
    Looks like 2016 is going to end on a positive note for me!

  • @Xhanthan
    @Xhanthan 7 років тому

    "And two mor diamonds to let you forget were diamonds come from" - love it!^^

  • @wp2746
    @wp2746 6 років тому +2

    Formal black sweatsuit with a golden necklace tie ofc.

  • @chillyourself5208
    @chillyourself5208 7 років тому +9

    Make Russia Great Again

  • @sovietmuffin501
    @sovietmuffin501 3 роки тому +3

    Well this aged well

  • @PocketBrain
    @PocketBrain 7 років тому

    @StephenColbert stole my joke! Perry to be the Secretary of Oops. :-D

  • @shamisobanda6732
    @shamisobanda6732 7 років тому +2

    "Jack of diamonds" LMAOOOO

  • @TechnologicallyTechnical
    @TechnologicallyTechnical 7 років тому +7

    Wait, why did Trump meet with Kanye?
    The fact that Kanye was talking about running for president for the 2020 election DEEPLY CONCERNS ME NOW!

    • @matthewdurkin9543
      @matthewdurkin9543 7 років тому

      Hydraulic Particle Kanye would be a better president. Kanye has made MBDTF; all Trump did was build some buildings.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 7 років тому +2

      Matthew Durkin ... Oh no. Oh no. Who becomes president no longer depends on who has more political/leadership experience. It now depends on the music and towers developed by those running.
      JUDGMENT DAY IS AMONG US!
      ABANDON PLANET!

    • @tealglitter2097
      @tealglitter2097 7 років тому

      Matthew Durkin which makes it out of the question for him to be president.

  • @merlincnrad5385
    @merlincnrad5385 7 років тому +7

    come to europe... free health care

  • @rocheryl100
    @rocheryl100 7 років тому

    And Rick Perry, Oops I did it again! LOL!

  • @streamingeagle1
    @streamingeagle1 7 років тому

    colbert's been making so many good jokes the last few weeks and months - they need to do some of those 10s videos to make them go viral. A pity otherwise that they're buried in a video and so many will miss them.

  • @matthewburkhart4907
    @matthewburkhart4907 7 років тому +13

    steve common man is every episode on trump now? at first it was funny but now its just played out.

    • @antonkhuu
      @antonkhuu 7 років тому +6

      +Member berries .. you might need a safe space .

    • @thegoldensuit4771
      @thegoldensuit4771 7 років тому

      +Anton Khuu
      I agree that Trump jokes are kinda overplayed currently, but only because he hasn't had another major scandal recently so all the jokes feel very similar.

    • @Josho4096
      @Josho4096 7 років тому +2

      Member berries it's important for the media to put the spotlight on all these heinous acts that Trump is doing. he is filling his cabinet with Russian/Communist-friendly goons who are Ceos and "swamp" people. Otherwise America would be ignorant as it is naturally.

    • @silver3981
      @silver3981 7 років тому

      How do you think we sensible people feel? We have to deal with Trump for 4 years.

    • @TedGoranson69
      @TedGoranson69 7 років тому

      Oh nooooooo. We're not going to war with Russia. That sucks.

  • @AUMister187
    @AUMister187 7 років тому +10

    I love how Jay Z and Beyoncé were behind Barrack during many of his speeches but hey that's alllll gooooood!!!

  • @ZipDraw
    @ZipDraw 7 років тому +2

    Triggered trump supporters brighten my day.

  • @lenaanderson9651
    @lenaanderson9651 6 років тому

    I thought the man on dancing with the stars was Colbert and I was so confused

  • @Crystal14351
    @Crystal14351 7 років тому +3

    *sigh* the only good thing about electing Trump is that we get to laugh at him for the next 4 years. But that's only assuming Russia hasn't taken over and implemented government controlled media by then.

  • @rickenbacker40011
    @rickenbacker40011 7 років тому +3

    How is there no accountability in politics when picking running mates, whoever goes into office can pick people this inexperienced

    • @NewUnit13
      @NewUnit13 7 років тому +2

      A lot of the positions _do_ require Senate confirmation. Along with that, the candidates must pass FBI, IRS and ethics committee investigations. And the real icing on cake, they have to submit financial disclosure forms XD So the President never reveals _his_ taxes, but all his appointments have to by law. Pretty much it's every major position he picks (save chief of staff... that's pretty much _his_ assistant so no confirmation)
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_positions_filled_by_presidential_appointment_with_Senate_confirmation

    • @gunandbomb4637
      @gunandbomb4637 7 років тому

      Unfortunately, the senate is largely republican so trump can pick whoever he wants

  • @saultube44
    @saultube44 7 років тому +2

    Guys like him makes me want to be American to watch the full show, greetings from Bolivia

    • @BornFlunky
      @BornFlunky 7 років тому

      He basically uploads each night's full show to UA-cam. To my knowledge, he uploads every segment.

    • @saultube44
      @saultube44 7 років тому

      I'll check them out, thanks

  • @CouchKiwi
    @CouchKiwi 7 років тому

    Now this was a properly good segment :D!!

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 7 років тому +3

    It's the Yeezy and Yugey Show.

  • @ketjuariittaa
    @ketjuariittaa 7 років тому +3

    I'm from Europe and we are used to watch american shows and movies. This last year have been like tv movie script but live. Hope that they will write happy end to it.

    • @kinganthropos8793
      @kinganthropos8793 7 років тому

      Bicycle sunday yep. We've just had the part where the protagonist made a mistake and it all goes wrong.

  • @callmemudplease5890
    @callmemudplease5890 7 років тому

    anyone notice towards the end. the c.c. said still fencing up the christmas shopping

  • @ascianabdool705
    @ascianabdool705 7 років тому

    😂 the department of oops. i died😝

  • @christinastork8258
    @christinastork8258 7 років тому +5

    While Stephen makes all this Trump shit funny, I'm still sad/terrified as all this shit is real/actually happening...

  • @nahasch0
    @nahasch0 7 років тому +3

    I baffles me how important are diamonds for people. Do you know they are obtain through slavery? Also, do you know they are highly overpriced for dumb people to believe they are precious?

  • @i2really1der
    @i2really1der 7 років тому +2

    With more than 700 military bases across the globe, technically, the U.S. is the empire.

  • @kadentoews7792
    @kadentoews7792 7 років тому

    "in the name of obi-wan kenobi's shimmering ghost" 😂