Biggest Problem
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
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Dick's Problems:
►Mosquitos
►Boob Truthers
►Sober October
Vito's Problems:
►Lack of S3x Tourism
►Holoweenies
Show Links:
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Dick Links:
►PATREON: / thedickshow
►THE DICK SHOW: thedickshow.com
►MERCH: shop.dick.show/
►TWITTER: / dickmasterson
►TWITCH: / labasedcomedian
Vito Links:
►SUPERKILLER: superkiller.org
►CHANNEL 1: / vito
►CHANNEL 2: / vitotwo
►PATREON: / thevitoshow
►TWITCH: / thevitoshow
►TWITTER: / vitocomedy
►MERCH: killdozer.indus...
“God forbid I have a tiny bit of sugar” - Vito on being told he’s drinking 25g of it
Per serving too lmao
If Vito's not careful he'll end up with Boogie-teeth :O
@@InfernalGooseImagine being as wealthy as Boogie and buying the shittiest looking veneers possible
I want to point out to the community that Vito has non-alcoholic liver disease and this means his body might experience hypoglycemia. So not only does he likely need sugar regularly to function properly, he won't have energy to exercise if he doesn't consume sugar. I'd hate to find out he was writing off the symptoms and attributing them to the weight loss meds, when in reality it could be the liver disease.
Hahahah I fckn love this show
I see Vito is celebrating halloween early with his velveeto costume.
The smoothest cheese
NULL IS SO GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS ON MATI! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE, OMG, YOU LOLCOWS
Pf RekietaLaw? More like RekietaLolcow.
Gottem.
@@TheBizzerker how will I recover! *sips whiskey*
NOT AA
We are truly owned
@@BiggestProblem LOLOLOLOLOL COPE SEETHE LOLOL JUJU MILKED AT HER UNCLES FARM
@@RekietaLawI know we will say in the aftermath that it wasnt worth it
But u were banging 2 chicks an doing blow while the cuckold did ur dishes
Made Eric looks hilariously foolish
U sir👏👏👏👏
Vito's 'knowledge' of nutrition is comical.
If anybody knows food, it'd be Vito.
He knows his way around a fork and knife
"Wu ar nut fwiends"
To be fair most people's "knowledge" on nutrition is bro science that comes from podcasts and blogs
It is a comedy podcast afterall
Scott Adams bit is absolutely G.O.A.T.
Vito knows nutrition like Eric knows writing
"well he doesn't eat red meat" ICANT
Vito needs to get into sparkling water game.
But it tastes like nothing.
@@TheBizzerkerisn't that the point
It's a total game changer
Static water eww
@@JesusChrist42000 No, it's not. The opposite even. The point is for it to taste good, just while not being as unhealthy as mtn dew or "juice".
Vito bringing in Halloweenies, but trying to slip in fasting as why it's a problem, nah man. You gotta start fasting on those In N Out fries!
"There's no vitamins in tea" - Vito 2023 🙃
Vito will never stand up for himself.
Hurts his feet to stand
@@askers_a year from now he will be rolling circles around you, then who will be laughing?
@@VenxlaajaThe fuck you yappin about lil pup💀
Thank you for having Andy's back, guys. ❤
Vito saying Hocus Pocus and immediately following it with Salem's Lot was hilarious. Quite the leap. 😅
Wow low energy Vito does the same Harry Potter vs Star Wars bit he's done already. Nice one. Good ol' phone it in Vito.
I did it on PKA, not biggest problem
@@BiggestProblemVito I don't listen to PKA and have definitely heard this Harry Potter take from you before. Do better
@@BiggestProblem still phoning it in.
@@BiggestProblemI had already heard it from you before PKA
@@username5227Yes, he’s done the Harry Potter explanation before, but he wouldn’t have to keep explaining it if Dick remembered from one time to the next. He mentioned it this episode but didn’t go into a full blown explanation until Dick acted like he’d never heard it before. And “do better” is stupid and overused.
I STILL haven't seen anyone ever say what their favorite part of ISOM is. When everyone is gushing over something, my YT homepage is full of these same guys praising whatever current thing is awesome and why, but never saw any recommendations for ISOM.
Hummingbird feeders-hummingbirds can eat 2000 bugs a day including mosquitoes
20:45 wasn't expecting a Tenacious D reference lol
You guys are legit pretty funny
Blackmail or black male folder containing Eric stuff ? 🤔
yes
Eye issue is the scariest thing this side of full body paralysis, maybe Quatering should have posted that take on "Minds" so no one would have seen such a bad take
vito kept that shirt in his pocket
Josh Moon's transformation into a nullcow is poetic justice.
There's a great Judge Dredd animated movie on UA-cam called "Superfiend", it's a cool little one shot done in the style of old MTV cartoons from the 90's. The coolest stuff never gets picked up for a series.
imagine having to go thru that old torture method where they used to force ppl to drink/get covered with milk and honey tied to a raft until you perish from insect bites. that was always 1 of the worst punishments i can think of
From what I read they actually made a hole in the crotch area so the insects could crawl inside
I still think the brazen bull is the worst maybe it's tough lol
brazen bull is def 1 of the worst ways to go, worse than listening to eric july speak forever
Really want Vito to walk us through the scientific process of "flushing out his system" with cranberry juice. Step by step. Give us some "mitochondria are the powerhouse" brain busters.
I think the process is something like explosive diarrhea
I like how in null's deluded version of reality, Dick is still good at math.
He's famously terrible at it, so it's perfect for nega-Dick to be good at it.
Can we get a counter for Vito bringing up his Harry Potter interpretation on the show?
Vito looks like wario
I got a problem idk if its a big problem . its wanting to change lanes on the freeway but theres a car right next to you,so ill accelerate to pass them and this mofo decides to match my speed !
Vito thinking downing sugar water will fix throat issues is like thinking shitting in your toilet and not flushing will clean the pipes.
SPOOKY TARGET 🤣
What’s the Star Wars girl fight video
that doom banner is looking more like a medical illustration of a std every episode
Love the show
Also, I've been a fan a couple months now, ive seen like 20-30 eps... wtf is going on? 17k subs? Am I the first comment and this came out hours ago? How do you not have at least 3 times that many subs from just pka? This, and I use this word literally, is literally the most overlooked show ever
Tell your friends to sub
The live show is live in the chat, lots of weekly viewers pop in there and monetize the hell out of the show with super chats. Its good fun, no need to have a huuuge following if your fans support it well
@@vitoget Destiny on again brah
@@vitoI did, but my friends said it was the most offensive thing they'd ever seen and Not in a good way!! :(
i’m gonna have to agree with that comment about not needing a big following, the more people the bigger the chance this show gets cancelled
49:39 😂He really got spooked 😳 😂 This is where mental illness needs to be addressed 😢
Vito, your problem is you're going off the FDA or USDA. Calories are not created equal. Your body processes carbs (sugar) differently than it does protein and fat, and you need a lot more protein and fat and a lot fewer carbs. Trust me, try low carb for 2 weeks, at where you are you'll see weight just melt off.
Holy shit Vito do be looking thinner, keep it up!
I distinctly remember a video about a laser fence that would track mosquitos and burn their wings off based on their wing beats. If the computer detected a mosquito it would zap it with a laser. Then the company was bought out and I never heard about it ever again.
Vito really leaning hard into his internet neckbreard edgelord atheist phase.
Vito's sci-fi story sounds suspiciously similar to Dune. Except instead of magic worm shit that lets you see the future so you can pilot spaceships, it's corn syrup.
Vito, Spook means Spy
301 is from the live show weigh in
Weinstein is really missing out on those kids.
Vito would never get into drink because his self-talk would be too vicious or his anxiety will tell him not to.
Catching the replay
Tits
He could have funded an anthology with 3-4 established writers within his comicsgate sphere, with him tacking on a 32 page installment of his own comic each issue. then if people didn't like his comic, which was guaranteed to be junk, he still was publishing the efforts of established industry vets and gave people some variety. instead it's just his own vanity project, built off the back of comicsgate.
Yes mosquitoes are a big problem here in California,we got the new small mosquitoes here that are not native to north america they're straight from china (asian tiger mosquitos) they're more aggressive than the large north American, mosquitos active in every season .
Aren't they just extra active right now because of the hurricane.
They've been around before covid happened
I can sense Null's Gem dislodging...
I doubt it, he's been railing against a billion lolcows for years and years, and alot of them viscously want him dead and his website deleted, his new renewed hate of Dick is nothing but a blip, not really "defending" him here, but guy is a consistant busy little bee, I doubt he'll suddenly go insane because of all this.
@@keithfilibeck2390 I hope so, too, cus I still like him. Dick and Vito are different from the lolcows that go after him because they're succeeding and ignore his criticisms, like when you get a new girlfriend and your ex is pissed off all of a sudden. He's getting bitter and has no excuse.
I think it's on point that he's fat, chronically single, and still looking for father figures.
@@t00thman I have no idea how that's an own, Vito's fat, and Dick is a 40 year old man who lives like he's 16, forever, it isn't like "this" side of the fued are aspariants either.
@@keithfilibeck2390 glass houses and throwing stones
@@t00thman they are all dysfunctional but popular spergs to me, Dick included, I know he's a ton of you guys Daddy, but come the fuck on.
Biggest problem in the universe: people who pronounce Samhain as “Sam-hane”
Yo what SciFi book was Vito talking about?
51:08 😂 Scott you racist fuck 😂 I hate this man now and can not read Dilbert in the same way anymore
Everything Vito says about christians can be said about liberals.
I’ve heard him talk shit about liberals too.
Dick explaining why Voldemort was right is actually hilarious
VITO FORK ME IN MY SCI-FI HATCHET WOUND, that sounds way good but I’m a sci-fi nerd. I also happen to love mechs vs aliens. Sold, if that isn’t a comic at some point once your empire is built on top of EJ’s fall I’m gona be upset 😂.
Rice is bad.... its like zero calories ...
Deadly episode! Is there a website/link to track Vito's progress in the weight loss thing? Thanks!
He’s only had 4 weigh-ins. It shouldn’t be that hard to keep track of.
Dick's face at 2:22:15 is my mood these last few episodes.
Thats the face your son gives you when youre yelling at him and you miss speak.
The more I read and think into it the more I realize that Vito better start really buckling down with the comic. Imagine were in the timeline of all the Eric July stuff happening just for Vito to drop a comic that’s objectively worse. No more thank you for not killing yourself, better step to it. We will never let you live that down
Vito never hearing of sober October is a lie...😂
I live in the SoCal and these fucking Chinese mosquitoes are the worst thing ever. They leave large bite marks that are way itchier than American mosquitoes. They fit in through the screen doors.
Null got the most mad and racist when Drex made comments about how the dude doesn't get laid. Null is weird about sex stuff and has been since Nick's locals were open and he mentioned he didn't mind being nude.
when are we getting the einstein, weinstein, and epstein tv show
I kinda don't understand the drama stuff. As a Christian person who, I guess you could say is conservative, even though I don't vote. You would think that crowd would not involve themselves in stupid drama stuff. Which is why I avoid most parts of the internet anyway
Look up Hestia cigarettes Vito
Sam Haines 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd pay women to text me less.
Dick and Vito already told those priest stories in the Josh Denny episode. Also who the fuck orders chicken and broccoli with rice? Just make it yourself ffs Vito(I do like his space farmers book idea tho)
It’s beef and broccoli at Panda Express, and every order comes with rice or chow mein. Not everyone likes to cook, and for single people cooking often leads to too many leftovers.
Just put the leftovers in your freezer smh
@@magicthe7 Oh, geez, I never thought of that! 😒 Leftover frozen rice is so delicious.
WTF I DONT LIKE HOW VITO LOOKS THE SKINNIER HE GETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VITO WATCH THINNER THE FILM BASED ON THE STEPHAN KING BOOK ITS YOU'RE ONLY HOPE
He thinks not eating red meat is healthy? Lmao not a very smart guy.
Tons of people believe that.
« Going legally blind » is an excellent Nu Metal band name
Not bad, 'Gone' rolls off the tongue better imo
Holy shit. Vito thinks he knows what meat to eat? Ok lets see the results bro.
Don't scrape your teeth, guys
Either your a bad dentist trying to get business, or you're not a dentist. Do dental hygienistry at home. Plastic 1x/wk, metal 1x/3mo. Then that lady won't stab your gums for an hour before your dentist looks at the real problems.
I like TheQuartering but his defense of Eric July is pretty lukewarm.
So are you guys going to change the name of the show to "Comics Quality Control" or "Charity Police" now?
Because at this point it looks like you're just relentlessly going after some guy you don't like, for no reason. Eric isn't Maddox, he didn't kick Dick off of a show and there isn't really a justification for what's going on here.
And what's the reason for throwing random public insults at Tony, out of nowhere? Start **** and hide behind Dick's wit?
We love Tony. We're doing a bit.
They are only still talking about eric because he won't stop getting angry about it. every few weeks Dick talks about how its getting boring now and the Eric July stuff is over but then Eric comes back with some brain dead shit and they can't not talk about it.
I REALLY hope Superkiller is better written than that bullshit sci-fi Vito described.
Put them in jail
eric july stuffs wearing thin, hope something new comes soon
So a few years ago, the older Pete tried to pick a fight with me on Twitter because I backed the first Jawbreakers comic book. The dude went through all of my tweet history to find PROOF of my Racism™. Couldn't find anything, so he settled on making fun of my brother's suicide in 2013.
So I kept replying snarky shit to every one of his bitchy replies proclaiming "victory" to me because he wanted the last word in our exchange. Didn't spam him, it was 1:1, if he replied to me I replied back; that's it. After a few days he said I was harassing him for replying to his last reply to me & he's gonna report me to Twitter & then my local authorities (lol). He eventually blocked me & needless to say, the police & Twitter police did not get in touch with me.
Andy signore is the worst grifter
Yeah! I haven't seen him do it once, that's how bad he is at grifting!!
asterios jumping his ass on that one podcast with that one dumb elliot rodgers youtuber, was fucking funny. both are idiots, the internet is a funny place.
@@gruntsrule1 then you are blinder than signore
@@gruntsrule1Then you don’t know what grift means. Also you should look into the unsolicited videos he has sent to women of him pleasuring himself. But the eye thing is scary, and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
grab some excellent reading comprehension and go read the report on cigarettes. you'd be surprised.