11 Survival Tips from a Former Secret Agent

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  • Опубліковано 6 сер 2024
  • A former secret agent is sharing his advice on how to get through any critical situation. It's always fascinating to see how easily CIA agents in movies can survive any extreme situation. Well, they’re even cooler and more resilient in real life.
    So even if you're the safest driver ever, it wouldn’t hurt to know what to do in case of an accident. When you’re driving, you should keep your hands at 9-and-3, not 10-and-2 as they used to say. Unfortunately, dog attacks are also quite common these days. A mixture of water and ammonia, using a can of pressurized air, like those sprayable air dusters for cleaning keyboards or pepper spray or another animal’s urine will save you. If you ever find yourself in a burning building, there's a chance that you'll need to knock the door down to escape or help others. The way you see it done in the movies couldn't be more wrong! Running towards it and throwing your whole body against it can leave you with a dislocated shoulder or even broken bones.
    In the moment, panic often takes over, but try to suppress it and follow some important rules. To protect yourself during a shooting, you need to find a good cover. If you’ve got a gun pointed at you, it's best to behave extremely carefully to minimize any possible risks of getting seriously hurt. If a serious explosion is about to go off, your actions should be quick and precise. Finding refuge is the most important thing. In case you get locked in the trunk of a car, you can try to open the trunk's lock latch. Another option is to try to escape through the folding back seat.
    If the snow on the ground is really thick and you see a couple of evergreen trees nearby, then you’ve found the perfect place to build yourself a refuge to wait out the storm and warm up a bit.
    Music: Barge Gunnar Olsen
    Sci-Fi Swamp Chase - Sir Cubworth
    TIMESTAMPS
    A car crash 0:46
    A dog attack 1:50
    Knocking the door down in case of fire 2:50
    Barricading a door 3:37
    A shooting 4:23
    Being at gunpoint 5:19
    An explosion 6:12
    Being locked in the trunk of a car 6:50
    If your hands and feet are tied together 7:37
    Being in water with your hands and feet tied 8:21
    Making a shelter in deep snow 9:11
    Bonus: secret agent must-haves 10:10
    SUMMARY
    -When you’re driving, you should keep your hands at 9-and-3, not 10-and-2 as they used to say. If you’re a passenger in the back seat, during a collision, put your hands on the back of your head, press your forehead against the seat in front of you, and keep your knees bent at a 90° angle.
    -A mixture of water and ammonia is one of the best ways to scare away aggressive dogs. The most effective choice is pepper spray or another animal’s urine.
    -A precise and powerful enough kick with your heel will knock out any lock.
    -You can put rubber doorstops all around the door’s crevices or do it like in the movies: just put a bunch of heavy objects in front of the door.
    -To protect yourself during a shooting, you need to find a good cover. Remember that things like clipboards and hardcover books can stop bullets, so you can use them as a bulletproof vest.
    -If somebody is pointing a gun at your back and has ordered you to walk ahead, raise your arms and slow down so that the gun is pressed right up against your back. Then, turn around quickly, bring one arm down so that it traps the gun under your armpit, and use your other arm to attack the gunman.
    -Finding refuge is the most important thing. Cross your legs, open your mouth, and cover your ears with your hands.
    -Find the emergency pull located on the inside of the trunk, and the trunk will pop open.
    -To free your legs, stand up straight and point your toes out to make a “V” with your feet. Then, jump up and as you land, spread your knees really fast. If your hands are tied behind your back, you need to get them in front of you. Once that's done, press them together tightly and then quickly pull them apart.
    -Don't panic, take deep breaths in and quick breaths out. If you're swimming on your belly, move by bending your knees, straightening them back again, and keeping your back arched so that your head stays above water.
    -Find the thickest evergreen tree with low hanging branches and dig a hole in the snow along the tree trunk. Then pack the snow on the “walls” of your hideaway as densely as you can.
    -Some of the most popular contents in special agents' bags include a key to handcuffs, a flashlight, a gun, a pen, a compass, a razor blade, a pocket knife, a mouthguard, and some lockpicks.
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  • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
    @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  5 років тому +155

    Guys, do you know what movie is that? 5:23
    Speaking of dangerous situations, never stand near a dead whale! ua-cam.com/video/dViaNfK8krA/v-deo.html&

  • @robertb4870
    @robertb4870 6 років тому +192

    "If you're submerged and tied up underwater, don't panic! Just take deep breaths in, and quicks breaths out!"
    -Aquaman

    • @euliey
      @euliey 5 років тому +4

      Nice

    • @dpdfpdffgp
      @dpdfpdffgp 5 років тому +1

      Top 3 survival tips

    • @fallguy4664
      @fallguy4664 5 років тому +1

      Lol it shows dude jumping up and down

  • @HA-xx5no
    @HA-xx5no 6 років тому +701

    yeah next time a dog chases me down new park road ill make sure to whip out that industrial ammonia i keep in my back pocket nice one mate

    •  6 років тому +2

      Get a good waterpistol,and load it with ammonia 'good for girls walking alone'

    • @silkyjay869
      @silkyjay869 6 років тому +3

      I stopped the video there. Straight comedy.

    • @Jefff72
      @Jefff72 6 років тому +1

      Oh ya, I carry ammonia on me all the time. lol

    • @marko514
      @marko514 6 років тому

      Derek Charette xD low iq.. i'm dead

    • @kingkel8199
      @kingkel8199 6 років тому

      Who the he’ll carries a air pump too

  • @timelesssilence2541
    @timelesssilence2541 5 років тому +302

    Normal people : sleeping
    Me: watching this video

  • @steeltwistercoaster
    @steeltwistercoaster 6 років тому +153

    "my choice would be to hide behind... A tank!"
    Who makes these videos

    • @marcolugo1707
      @marcolugo1707 4 роки тому +2

      When you read someone's comment just as its playing on the video 😆

  • @ncspacemonkey
    @ncspacemonkey 6 років тому +53

    Finally I have a practical use for that bottle of water/ammonia mixture I always carry with me.

  • @captainobvious1415
    @captainobvious1415 6 років тому +545

    Next time a dog attacks me, I'll make sure to fight it off with the things I carry in my pocket that the common person does: A bottle filled with water/ammonia, the left sleeve of a V neck T shirt, a single potato chip, a keyboard key from a computer used in a high school computer classroom, a single pack of ketchup, the corner of the lid of a jar of Norwegian jelly specifically made in 1996, and a piece of the 17th root of a Redwood tree counted counterclockwise from the 90 degree angle of the sun side facing the tree at 3:00PM respectively.

    • @alkh3myst
      @alkh3myst 6 років тому +4

      Of course, Macgyver!

    • @brendan9868
      @brendan9868 6 років тому +25

      I mean come on who doesn't carry a spray bottle with water and ammonia specifically for the rare chance a dog attacks you.

    • @TheGiuse45
      @TheGiuse45 6 років тому +19

      And of course who go outside without a bottle of urin in handy?

    • @dravenocklost4253
      @dravenocklost4253 6 років тому +1

      Ohmygod, Yes, I like your comment dude

    • @youllneverguess4788
      @youllneverguess4788 6 років тому +7

      Lol I figured I could just use my 9mm but heck I'll leave it home and carry some ammonia

  • @Unknown-ht5re
    @Unknown-ht5re 6 років тому +408

    Former agent, he died using these tips.

  • @ilia_d3m0
    @ilia_d3m0 4 роки тому +31

    Where the f would I get a water spray and ammonia when a frickin dog is after me

    • @rollings2035
      @rollings2035 4 роки тому +7

      Always take them with you whenever you go outside!

  • @MitchellWiggs
    @MitchellWiggs 6 років тому +2279

    I'm loving this imaginary scenario in which everyone in the car has like 5 minutes to arrange themselves into the prime survival position for a car crash.

    • @mikiqex
      @mikiqex 6 років тому +82

      ...and dig up a mouthguard

    • @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub
      @iBelieveEverythingiSeeOnYoutub 6 років тому +48

      I guess in the off chance that the driver or passenger up front tell you to "brace for impact". I wonder if the self driving cars say that right before they know they're about to crash.

    • @patrickb6505
      @patrickb6505 6 років тому +2

      Yep.

    • @vsvpdom
      @vsvpdom 6 років тому +54

      Or you could just always be on the ready to go right into position, and constantly looking out the window up ahead and behind being observant of your surroundings. Not just another dumb civilian

    • @patrickb6505
      @patrickb6505 6 років тому +22

      Asap Dom but no one wants to live in anxiety like that

  • @outplayed_omny5800
    @outplayed_omny5800 6 років тому +840

    Thank god i have some dog urin in my pocket.

    • @lightbenderga2017
      @lightbenderga2017 6 років тому +15

      omg I laughed so hard when I read this....

    • @krb5292
      @krb5292 6 років тому +1

      Need to go to the dry cleaners.

    • @loktom4068
      @loktom4068 6 років тому +6

      Is that why you smell?

    • @caligirl503
      @caligirl503 6 років тому +6

      The Sarcastic Guy oh good I'm not the only one who always carries it. 😂

    • @colingarrett7470
      @colingarrett7470 6 років тому

      The Sarcastic Guy whist what

  • @robbielawsonguitar6446
    @robbielawsonguitar6446 6 років тому +29

    0:13 Tom Cruise actually broke his ankle in real life from filming that jump

  • @thekingltl
    @thekingltl 4 роки тому +100

    I see why he is a former agent.

  • @juliahall5566
    @juliahall5566 6 років тому +526

    Yes because we all carry a can of pressurized air on the off chance we’re gonna get attacked by a dog😂😂😂

    • @unitedwestand9490
      @unitedwestand9490 6 років тому +2

      Demigalaxy _ eeeeeexactly lol

    • @hazplays2780
      @hazplays2780 6 років тому +1

      Demigalaxy _ Yh but u never know

    • @ihavefelines2699
      @ihavefelines2699 6 років тому +1

      Demigalaxy _ 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @ttdokes
      @ttdokes 6 років тому +1

      Demigalaxy _ hahahahah exactly

    • @greenburrito123
      @greenburrito123 6 років тому +1

      I have a better advice. Always carry a blade even if it's illegal. Better to be caught with it than without it

  • @dimitriatarkalanova1794
    @dimitriatarkalanova1794 6 років тому +98

    Dog attack: Do you walk around, expecting dog attack with a spray bottle? Flamethrower is my best choice. Also, I have braclets with spikes on my ankles. They protect me from shark-bites when riding my horse.

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 років тому +10

      I always make sure to keep my AK 47 tucked in my bag in case I get attacked by a lion whilst cleaning the dishes

    • @jessicas9665
      @jessicas9665 6 років тому +2

      Don't worry, i always carry around a spare stick in my pocket to distract crazed dogs from attacking me

    • @lightbenderga2017
      @lightbenderga2017 6 років тому +2

      Dimi T I prefer a small canister of bear spray (Since it doesn’t hurt the dog) if that doesn’t work I will use *Hot Lead* . :)

    • @gmailsold7034
      @gmailsold7034 6 років тому

      Why would you carry a flamethrower around?

    • @lightbenderga2017
      @lightbenderga2017 6 років тому +1

      FrostGaming possible r/wooosh

  • @kevinschrimsher7013
    @kevinschrimsher7013 6 років тому +138

    This is for all the people that make fun of me for carrying compressed air cans on me at all times.

    • @ghl3186
      @ghl3186 5 років тому

      mine has a red horn

    • @rangerwolfhound
      @rangerwolfhound 5 років тому +1

      still making fun of you...lol

    • @rollings2035
      @rollings2035 4 роки тому

      Are you doing a dangerous job? lol

    • @lawerenceortiz1430
      @lawerenceortiz1430 4 роки тому +1

      The 1st step is admitting you have a huffing problem...

  • @insomniakblaq8958
    @insomniakblaq8958 6 років тому +202

    Because people casually carry ammonia or pressurized bottles on them🙄🙄

    • @slyweiss1881
      @slyweiss1881 5 років тому

      Sally Face newmonia not ammonia

    • @therealAngrysaliva
      @therealAngrysaliva 5 років тому +1

      @@slyweiss1881 you're talking about the lung condition. They got it right. But I still can't imagine this wouldn't harm an animal.

    • @OGGalleryCrew92
      @OGGalleryCrew92 5 років тому

      They mean like deodorant cans and how many carry them going to and from the gym !

    • @mizar892
      @mizar892 5 років тому

      It must be a tutorial for Inspector Gadget

  • @PaladinTheRabbit
    @PaladinTheRabbit 6 років тому +660

    #11, If you do that in the back of the car in a colision, well, say good bye to your spine

    • @umbraemilitos
      @umbraemilitos 6 років тому +27

      Paladin
      I was windering about that. I wonder why they would recommend that.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 6 років тому +25

      They recommend it because it's similar to the brace position from airplane crashes, which isn't that great to be honest.

    • @jokerjoj.f.4212
      @jokerjoj.f.4212 6 років тому +19

      umbraemilitos it’s all statistics. You’re probably less likely to die in this position, but keep in mind the difference is probably 1% to 10%.

    • @loluria5591
      @loluria5591 6 років тому +1

      Paladin xD

    • @creatureman5636
      @creatureman5636 6 років тому +2

      Just hope they tap you

  • @icemn
    @icemn 5 років тому +46

    Dog attacks...
    Me: just you wait there while i get a can of pepper spray... you messed with the wrong guy today buddy. Just give me a sec ill be right back....
    Dog: sure ill wait for you, but hurry back now...

  • @jaffil4026
    @jaffil4026 5 років тому +65

    Why would you hide behind the tank *GET INSIDE THE TANK*

    • @ST3W101
      @ST3W101 4 роки тому +1

      JaffiL True that.

    • @cheolcolate6089
      @cheolcolate6089 4 роки тому +1

      Is that bulletproof? if you will go inside you might be trap.

    • @NathanP4rk
      @NathanP4rk 3 роки тому +1

      Nah it has windows

    • @aaron8169
      @aaron8169 3 роки тому +1

      The tank could have a lock at the top

  • @curtis9160
    @curtis9160 6 років тому +69

    Getting chased by a dog. Lme just just pull out my ammonia

    • @stevexxx6078
      @stevexxx6078 5 років тому

      If you left your ammonia spray bottle at home, just pull out your can of spray paint and paint the dogs eyes until you can't see their corneas...then he can't see where to bite you.

  • @amusementfrenzy3179
    @amusementfrenzy3179 6 років тому +55

    Oh so yesterday I got attacked by a dog and chased it away with some compressed air that I take everywhere with me and I just got thrown into water with my hands and feet tied

  • @lazar3128
    @lazar3128 6 років тому +20

    Me:oh no i am about to get shot
    *drops pokeball on the floor*
    Me:i chose you tank

  • @ravinn2357
    @ravinn2357 5 років тому +172

    If someone has a gun to your back unless you are John Wick
    Just do what they want

    • @kak8895
      @kak8895 5 років тому +3

      @Ramboghini Balboni then go for it 😂

    • @SCAREYUH
      @SCAREYUH 5 років тому +14

      The thing is you never know what your attacker has in mind for you. You give him all he wants an you still make the news while he's at home eating popcorn in front of his 60" waiting to feel proud about hisself knowing he took your life for nothing. I say if you have the know how or not try something with all your might. Never go out without a fight.

    • @theawesomeduo54
      @theawesomeduo54 5 років тому +2

      There is so many videos of people grabbing guns while facing them, it's doable. Just know your limits.

    • @Mumummymom
      @Mumummymom 4 роки тому +4

      EL-CRAWFI35 Right!!!NEVER let them take you to a second location. They most likely won’t want the attention of you screaming...If they hurt you there, at least they can’t torture you in a hole somewhere & you’ll be more likely to be seen or get help where you are!!!!

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 4 роки тому

      This coming from captain Price is a little off putting... You're the baddest soldier in mw... 😂😂say hi to soap and roach...

  • @thegamepeeper
    @thegamepeeper 6 років тому +170

    *me running away from vicious dog*
    Me : Time out fam, i forgot my ammonia, let me go get some real quick

    • @stopreadingthisusername9528
      @stopreadingthisusername9528 6 років тому +12

      *Dog stops in its tracks*
      Dog: Oh okay, I'll just wait here while you get this specific item. It's all good

    • @leilanilopez7307
      @leilanilopez7307 6 років тому +11

      You come back
      Me:ok we good go
      Dog:ok let’s go

    • @albertoterryjoachim3195
      @albertoterryjoachim3195 5 років тому +1

      Said no one ever

    • @CF-cm2ye
      @CF-cm2ye 5 років тому

      I don't even know why you would have namonia in the twenty first century. I use vinegar. A big stick is what you need if you're walking your dog on the beach and a MF of a dog not on a leash does a Bea line straight to you.

  • @walaba8565
    @walaba8565 6 років тому +333

    Thanks, I just broke my arms, broke my neck, got shot in the spine, got shot again in the spine, got frostbite, and drowned.

    • @jotYT
      @jotYT 6 років тому +11

      Walaba you forgot that u broke your teeth too😂

    • @kenmakouzume7368
      @kenmakouzume7368 6 років тому +3

      To be fair, the gunpoint tip was true to an extent. Systema and other hand-to-weapon combat styles usually improve on that small move but with the gun pressed on your back you have the leverage and you can rotate it to your side faster than they can react and squeeze the trigger.

    • @julianjohnson6344
      @julianjohnson6344 6 років тому +1

      Noice

    • @ramonaugusto4282
      @ramonaugusto4282 6 років тому +1

      best comment

    • @lazar3128
      @lazar3128 6 років тому +2

      You are welcome

  • @aznprnstr
    @aznprnstr 6 років тому +26

    “If you’ve got a gun pointed at you, it’s best to behave extremely carefully to minimize any risks of getting seriously hurt.”
    Why is this not being taught in schools

  • @glmasdw
    @glmasdw 5 років тому +24

    1:43 correction: this position will break ur neck bc the front seat will obviously start shaking in an accident

    • @captainmarvel9610
      @captainmarvel9610 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't like this one either. And how would you have time to do that

  • @_vlikemike4782
    @_vlikemike4782 6 років тому +1013

    Who else just found this random video at like 3am 😂😂 smh

    • @GIRISHDAHRI
      @GIRISHDAHRI 6 років тому +7

      i got it at 1 am 😂😂

    • @lilanimate3241
      @lilanimate3241 6 років тому +2

      C Breezy ah ah ah ah ah😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 років тому +8

      funny enough, 4 am

    • @GamerMelon
      @GamerMelon 6 років тому +2

      3:33 am my dude

    • @Iuli221
      @Iuli221 6 років тому

      1 am =)))

  • @lucasfabre186
    @lucasfabre186 6 років тому +56

    "You probably never thought about how to properly barricade a door..."
    "Just put a bunch of heavy of heavy objects in front of the door"
    Wow! thanks so much, never thought about that before!

  • @TEAM762
    @TEAM762 6 років тому +26

    Survival Tips from Johnny English, a Former Secret Agent

  • @bustapuppy
    @bustapuppy 5 років тому +9

    6:04 "otherwise it could end really bad" afterlife here I come 😂😂😂

  • @BigKelvPark
    @BigKelvPark 6 років тому +121

    Are you sure these tips weren't from a junior real estate agent?

  • @mikeswift8155
    @mikeswift8155 6 років тому +661

    Practical usefulness points.......0 Somehow I don't think a former secret agent using these tips ever survived long enough to share these not so life saving secrets.

    • @joosttovitch
      @joosttovitch 6 років тому +60

      Former, because he was fired due to being useless

    • @kayvibesmusic
      @kayvibesmusic 6 років тому

      mike swift right lol

    • @epicaphex1487
      @epicaphex1487 6 років тому +5

      A few might work but for the most part your right

    • @elgilmaster
      @elgilmaster 6 років тому +6

      Wait, how do they know the techniques from a secret agent.
      Isn't a secret agent's job I dunno be secret and not reveal information?

    • @elgilmaster
      @elgilmaster 6 років тому +1

      Wait, how do they know the techniques from a secret agent.
      Isn't a secret agent's job I dunno be secret and not reveal information?

  • @titulshah
    @titulshah 5 років тому +17

    At 3:39 he said number 8 but on the screen it was 9

  • @janchristiansen7008
    @janchristiansen7008 5 років тому +8

    I laughed so hard, when you talked about blocking the door, and showed that particular clip from WWZ 😂😂😂

  • @ArkFisted
    @ArkFisted 6 років тому +21

    1:45 so you want me to break my neck?

  • @BorisNoiseChannel
    @BorisNoiseChannel 6 років тому +146

    Here's a similar advice on how to survive in general: Don't forget to breath, but only do so above the water and also avoid toxic gasses.

    • @opanama161
      @opanama161 6 років тому +3

      Boris B omg thx
      You saved my life there haha

    • @stevenscottoddballz
      @stevenscottoddballz 6 років тому +3

      You mean "breathe".

    • @JoshuaBwelcomesu
      @JoshuaBwelcomesu 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, I think my car might crash, better pop in my mouth guard real quick.

    • @JoshuaBwelcomesu
      @JoshuaBwelcomesu 6 років тому +1

      Mr. Perfect here, the man has never mistypes a single letter.

    • @BorisNoiseChannel
      @BorisNoiseChannel 6 років тому +2

      I forgot to type one, though. (not so perfect after all, but hey: thanks anyway ;-)
      (Yep, I meant _breathe_ , Steven. Thanks! (cause I won't make that mistake again ;-)

  • @youshowokyun4835
    @youshowokyun4835 5 років тому +15

    My crirical situation is my wifi is slow! Secret agent please help

  • @Fadamor
    @Fadamor 5 років тому +8

    The steering wheel "tip" struck me as odd, too. Back in ancient times when I was taught to drive, the hand positions were "10 and 2". This was before airbags were a thing. If your hands were at 10 and 2 when the airbag deployed, both arms would be flung up into the roof, snapping both wrists and rendering you unable to use your hands for important things like unbuckling your seatbelt and/or opening the door so you could get out. Having your hands at "9 and 3" is a LITTLE better, but your hands are then directly to the sides of the steering wheel airbag and your left hand (in countries where the driver sits on the left) would get flung into the left door panel, again snapping the wrist and making egress difficult. The actual recommendation these days is have your hands at "8 and 4". That way if the airbag deploys, both arms are flung down into the seat - greatly reducing the chance for a fracture.
    The recommendation to keep your thumbs on the outside of the wheel is a valid suggestion, as thumbs don't stand a chance on the inside of the wheel if the airbag deploys.

  • @JonnyDIY
    @JonnyDIY 6 років тому +1067

    *who crosses their arms while driving?* 😒

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 6 років тому +95

      Jonny DIY hand over hand turning.

    • @Naxvarus
      @Naxvarus 6 років тому +90

      When gangnam style comes on and your driving instructor tells you to keep both hands on the wheel 😂😂

    • @wyattxu9765
      @wyattxu9765 6 років тому +6

      people who learned from DIYs to cross their arms or it was another bright side video

    • @MissFoxification
      @MissFoxification 6 років тому +10

      I actually did that during an accident, in that last moment as I saw a car about to t-bone me and I crossed my arms and pulled myself to the steering wheel, so my body hit my arms, instead of my head hitting the windscreen (no airbag), and it worked. Unfortunately my head hit the B pillar (beside drivers seat back) but that left me with nothing more than a bad headache, most of the momentum was spent. Bit sore, but safe.
      In general situations you do not turn arm over arm as you probably know.

    • @paigesplash7306
      @paigesplash7306 6 років тому +3

      Jonny DIY that is what I was thinking!

  • @gamersassemble5807
    @gamersassemble5807 6 років тому +14

    Ok family we are about to crash the car so get into your positions

  • @manifestgtr
    @manifestgtr 5 років тому +36

    Tips from “a former secret agent”
    ....looks legit....*click*

  • @ode4real
    @ode4real 4 роки тому +10

    I hope none of the bad guys have watched this...

  • @LordDice1
    @LordDice1 6 років тому +541

    No wonder he's not an agent anymore! What a load of B.S.

    • @Cayden1988
      @Cayden1988 6 років тому +8

      LOL

    • @carlosfont1309
      @carlosfont1309 6 років тому +6

      Most likely was kicked out during the Bush administration.............

    • @wereallbilliestans240
      @wereallbilliestans240 6 років тому +9

      Or he quit, or retired. You never know idiot

    • @teamscottpro
      @teamscottpro 6 років тому +7

      Blue Moon Wolf or this wasn’t even from a agent, idiot

    • @wereallbilliestans240
      @wereallbilliestans240 6 років тому +2

      JS XXIII dude he could've got all this from a DIFFERENT AND REAL AGENT ya idiot think before you talk

  • @kavrelinarayan
    @kavrelinarayan 6 років тому +4

    when a dog is about to bite me.. i will tell him to stop and go to buy amonia and water, later comeback and spray right into his face :D hilarious

  • @nightcorezombiedj2676
    @nightcorezombiedj2676 6 років тому +2

    When I was in girl scouts we learned how to tie knots and practiced by tying one another to trees. No mater who tied me up, or how tight/hard I was tied I all ways got out within seconds. My wrists are so flexible i can turn them a full 360, and bend them to my wrists. This means that I could always reach the knot and untie it.

  • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
    @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  5 років тому +3

    TIMESTAMPS
    A car crash 0:46
    A dog attack 1:50
    Knocking the door down in case of fire 2:50
    Barricading a door 3:37
    A shooting 4:23
    Being at gunpoint 5:19
    An explosion 6:12
    Being locked in the trunk of a car 6:50
    If your hands and feet are tied together 7:37
    Being in water with your hands and feet tied 8:21
    Making a shelter in deep snow 9:11
    Bonus: secret agent must-haves 10:10

  • @opernce
    @opernce 6 років тому +18

    Are you suggesting I purposely put myself in a tree Well?

  • @krzysztofw3614
    @krzysztofw3614 6 років тому +57

    Driving a tank is also better against dogs, why it wasn't said in the video?

  • @FosterWalsh
    @FosterWalsh 5 років тому +4

    the CIA's coffee boy doesnt count as a "Special Agent", BrightSide

  • @proculusjulius7035
    @proculusjulius7035 4 роки тому +2

    My neighbor's dog is attacking me.. Lemme get my ammonia and water bottle I must have left it in my room 😂😂😂😒😒

  • @alexsurh1472
    @alexsurh1472 6 років тому +42

    If you can't get through the door, the drywall is probably weaker anyways...

    • @ryanwebb9779
      @ryanwebb9779 6 років тому +2

      Dry wall only would be an inside door, if you can't kick open an inside door i don't see that person getting through dry wall.

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 6 років тому

      Stimpy Web if you're referring to kicking through the few extra layers of texture then yes it takes about an extra half kick to push off exterior from a weak drywall base. Won't work in many old houses but will work for many of the newer cookie cutter models

    • @92kosta
      @92kosta 6 років тому

      Drywall?
      I live in Europe where there is no such thing as a drywall. Bricks and concrete is what we use to build our walls with.

    • @lightbenderga2017
      @lightbenderga2017 6 років тому

      Alex Surh mich weaker

  • @smedo6516
    @smedo6516 6 років тому +34

    I thought Wikipedia was a website, not a secret agent...

  • @MrMikeyx007
    @MrMikeyx007 6 років тому +1

    Always always in a dark parking garage be staring deeply into your phone this way you'll be safe

  • @MehediHasan-dl7le
    @MehediHasan-dl7le 4 роки тому +10

    Who carries a can with ammonia & water with them? Seriously dude!!!

  • @JaredB47
    @JaredB47 6 років тому +133

    Dog coming at me? No problem, I'll use that chemistry set I always carry in my pocket to ward it off, getting shot at? I'll just work through the extreme panic I'm in and be able to think of exactly where to hide. If I have a gun to my back, I will use the skills I never learned to act extremely quickly and disarm them, they surely won't pull away, or just push me away and execute me.

    • @JaredB47
      @JaredB47 6 років тому

      It brings on many changes

    • @cld1472
      @cld1472 6 років тому +2

      Wait, hold up. "I will use the skills I never learned" You never learned to turn around?

    • @JaredB47
      @JaredB47 6 років тому +8

      cld1472 I never learned to turn around and skillfully disarm an armed person

    • @alexj8739
      @alexj8739 6 років тому +2

      just kick the dog in the nose

    • @cld1472
      @cld1472 6 років тому

      Turning around and lowering your arm quickly is not disarming someone. And there is nothing skillful about it at all.

  • @cosmossolitarus3271
    @cosmossolitarus3271 6 років тому +108

    Oh yeah cause we have enough prep time to get into that position for a car crash. okay....

    • @awesomo660
      @awesomo660 6 років тому +6

      Forger - WRC don’t you plan your car crashes?

    • @Audelicious
      @Audelicious 6 років тому +3

      as if you have 6 doorstops at 1 room :P

    • @GazpachoMacho
      @GazpachoMacho 6 років тому +1

      Maybe not for the passenger, but for the driver just train yourself to drive that way.

  • @ashorq
    @ashorq 5 років тому +1

    Bright Side, Thank you for all the awesome tips you always give us

  • @einnor1967
    @einnor1967 4 роки тому +4

    “That’s right, that’s my hood man you better keep out!

  • @bonzolo2358
    @bonzolo2358 6 років тому +234

    *as if I’ll know when the crash is happening so I can get into the brace position*

    • @JSHARP541
      @JSHARP541 6 років тому +21

      and don't forget to put your mouthguard in! haha

    • @richardlanoue1261
      @richardlanoue1261 6 років тому +3

      look ahead instead at your phone

    • @danr2562
      @danr2562 6 років тому +5

      richard lanoue people do that but still crash.

    • @xsonority
      @xsonority 6 років тому +5

      Thats position is actually also used in plane crashes to minimize the amount to pay you for injuries so basically all what it does is break your neck

    • @mrhey336
      @mrhey336 6 років тому +1

      ReL4yZz just so you know, that's actually a myth

  • @MrZebbe23
    @MrZebbe23 6 років тому +17

    Tom cruise actually broke his foot when jumping to the other building at 0:13

  • @billyardley3079
    @billyardley3079 6 років тому +13

    Opening door in a fire can be instantaneously fatal. If door handle is too hot too touch, opening door could result in flash over resulting in breathing super heated air. From former volunteer fireman.
    Disarming gunman - PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE! From former law enforcement officer.

  • @radioblair
    @radioblair 6 років тому

    Nice video! I learned so much!

  • @southernboy7791
    @southernboy7791 6 років тому +55

    OMG!!! This is 11 minutes of my life that I will never get back! What a rip off!

  • @adaobas
    @adaobas 6 років тому +86

    A car crash is about to happen. Quick! Let me put my mouthwash that i have in my pocket for some reason and wait for me to sit in this awkward position, putting my forehead against something a little bit hard so when I go from 100 km/h to zero in no seconds I instantly break my neck into pieces while maintain my teeth intact

    • @89Tymah
      @89Tymah 6 років тому +13

      "Let me put my mouthwash that i have in my pocket for some reason"

    • @ccway891
      @ccway891 6 років тому +5

      Adam Basilio lmbo. What a nice laugh u provided me with

    • @skr4207
      @skr4207 5 років тому

      I don't think the mouthguard was meant for a vehicle collision... it would be smarter to equip it, in case you are being jumped etc. = Your teeth won't get knocked out in the fight.

  • @r.a.contrerasma8578
    @r.a.contrerasma8578 5 років тому +10

    Oh yes, I will pull that mouth guard out of my pocket seconds before I know a car crash will happen!

  • @kjetilmikkelsen1156
    @kjetilmikkelsen1156 6 років тому +4

    How to survive a drowning: Breathe slowly. Dont panic.

  • @ayblackie5472
    @ayblackie5472 6 років тому +15

    Hey dog. Hold on for an hour and let me go to the store to buy some ammonia spray. I 'll be right back.

  • @RichySunak126
    @RichySunak126 6 років тому +110

    Who else watched this even though you never go outside

  • @DoinDB
    @DoinDB 5 років тому

    Thx for the tips and help

  • @Zeakthecat
    @Zeakthecat 6 років тому +1

    10.
    kicking a door down is not a good idea period unless its the exit. if you must kick a door down, follow these tips:
    1. if you see smoke coming in and out from underneath the door, find a alternate exit. this is because its a sign the fire has already engulfed that portion of the building your in to the point if you let out, it sends a big fireball at you and starts spreading to the portion where your dead corpse is.
    2. feel the doorknob to see if its hot. if it is, stay away and find a alternate exit.
    and finally, 3. do not run or walk in thick smoke where the level of oxygen is low. crawl to the lowest point where possible till you are either out of the area with thick smoke, or out of the building your in. you need to conserve your bodys oxygen level as much as possible, and the less energy you burn, the less oxygen you need.

  • @lbgstzockt8493
    @lbgstzockt8493 6 років тому +41

    surely a wooden fence will protect me from a big exploeion

    • @xandercovington6156
      @xandercovington6156 6 років тому +1

      LBGST zockt it can save you from shrapnel and other flying debris

    • @lbgstzockt8493
      @lbgstzockt8493 6 років тому +1

      Media Men but the shockwave wpuld destroy the fence before the shrapnell even reqched me

    • @cld1472
      @cld1472 6 років тому +6

      Not sure what an exploeion is, or why you need protected from it but if this exploeion is bothering you then you may wish to tell your 3rd grade teacher. He/she can get this exploeion to stop picking on you and help you learn how to spell as well.

    • @lbgstzockt8493
      @lbgstzockt8493 6 років тому +4

      cld1472 why are you so toxic about one tiny spelling mistake?

    • @cld1472
      @cld1472 6 років тому +4

      LBGST Why does it take a "toxic" comment for you to start spelling correctly? And if that was toxic you are going to hate life after high school as this world is a horrible cesspool of intolerance and hatred. The LGTB Antifa and BLM communities are a perfect example of straight up racist terrorists who only wish to watch the world burn.

  • @TheGhostReacher
    @TheGhostReacher 6 років тому +145

    So When a Dog Attack You. You do "Hold on Dog Before you Randomly Attack me let me go home and get my ammonia"

    • @Shubhamsingh40
      @Shubhamsingh40 6 років тому +2

      ahahaha. that's hilarious 😂

    • @ladariusholmes1215
      @ladariusholmes1215 6 років тому

      Or maybe plan ahead if you know you're going into a area with dogs. It's not the information that's off. It's how the user uses it. Use your brain

    • @TheGhostReacher
      @TheGhostReacher 6 років тому +3

      LaDarius Holmes. What if I'm Going in an Area with no dogs and got attacked by one?
      Accidents can Happen.

    • @geyoda64
      @geyoda64 6 років тому +4

      Just give the dog some sausage. Easy peasy

    • @andrewbuchanan3380
      @andrewbuchanan3380 6 років тому +10

      The Lost 101 literally stole that joke from the top comment pfft

  • @ggdabest084
    @ggdabest084 6 років тому

    Thanks for the tips

  • @ivi122
    @ivi122 4 роки тому +4

    Oh yeah bec I’m going to carry a bottle with amonia and water everywhere

  • @netnomadaorta8711
    @netnomadaorta8711 6 років тому +32

    Did you find these on WikiHow or Buzzfeed?

    • @Niontastic
      @Niontastic 6 років тому +2

      Troy Pena all the tricks are from a book called 100 deadly skills this book is from a former navy seal you can look it up if you want to

    • @netnomadaorta8711
      @netnomadaorta8711 6 років тому +7

      Destroyer 2.0 I have read it, and I have it. No it's not, or at least they took the least practical stuff from it. Plus the joke is that the cartoons and how it's explained looks a lot like WikiHow, and the practicality or relatableness to civilians is as much as any other Buzzfeed articles.
      What would have been helpful than these shown on the video is counter surveillance, how to avoid fights, how to know when someone is following you, how to prevent being robbed, what items to carry, what the eyes do when someone is lying

  • @atulyeram6006
    @atulyeram6006 6 років тому +9

    next time a dog attacks me.. i ll ask it to wait a while, while i bring in ammonia spray/air spray/find another animal peeing and gather it and then use it against the dog.

  • @sivkening954
    @sivkening954 5 років тому +3

    When a dog approaches me ..i do nothing but stand still because you never know if they was just trying to play

    • @kionamcnutt8630
      @kionamcnutt8630 3 роки тому

      Stand completely still and don't look them in the eye. I kid you not it works sometimes. Don't run.

  • @yashkaliapiano
    @yashkaliapiano 5 років тому

    Love that you included clips from the Kingsmen movies

  • @M-28xD
    @M-28xD 6 років тому +150

    Can you give us the name of the agent to verify?

  • @damuryder9985
    @damuryder9985 6 років тому +223

    Please if you love your life do not listen to these videos

  • @hyperspikes4020
    @hyperspikes4020 6 років тому

    Not sure if I will ever use these but very helpful

  • @lelaarneson3147
    @lelaarneson3147 6 років тому

    I love this channel!

  • @brodiehaddon4156
    @brodiehaddon4156 6 років тому +26

    1:38 wouldn’t this break your neck?

    • @dynamo3059
      @dynamo3059 6 років тому +2

      probably, exactly what i think about what they tell you to do on airplanes. they want you to break your neck so you can't sue them.

    • @vuklakic7420
      @vuklakic7420 6 років тому

      nachos thats used in planes

    • @wynnuverse
      @wynnuverse 6 років тому

      This will

    • @leviketelaar9846
      @leviketelaar9846 5 років тому

      no its the only good explanation in this vid

    • @glitchypenny6984
      @glitchypenny6984 5 років тому

      Brodie Haddon no maybe yes

  • @victorsuciu3794
    @victorsuciu3794 6 років тому +68

    #1 is a perfect way to suffocate in a snow well. NEVER go near the deep snow next to a tree trunk! This area under a tree called a snow well has looser and softer snow than normal, and you will drown like in quicksand, especially with bulky snow gear. If you've ever gone skiing or snowboarding you've probably already received this warning. Terrible survival tip, and makes me wonder about the rest.

    • @c4i3ooze51
      @c4i3ooze51 6 років тому +9

      I know a few of them are very wrong, breaking duct tape around your hands should be done by putting your arms in a triangle shape in front of you then thrusting hard into your stomach or using a shoe lace to saw at the tape if you need to. And for busting a door it's better to kick right under the lock not on the lock and kicking the lock will not bust down a door opening outwards.

    • @abigbaldniga6485
      @abigbaldniga6485 6 років тому +3

      Paper Mage snow under a tree is not like quicksand whatsoever. First the snow underneath a big tree would be fluffier and easier to form into a shelter and 2nd if you suffocate in snow ( other than in an avalanche or something like that) you are mentally deficient

    • @victorsuciu3794
      @victorsuciu3794 6 років тому +15

      Have you ever been caught in a snow well? I have, and my ski instructor had to pull me out. The NSAA (National Ski Area Association) has a whole page about the dangers of tree wells, and their warning signs literally say "SNOW SUFFOCATION HAZARD".
      Here's the link to the page: www.nsaa.org/safety-programs/tree-well-deep-snow-safety/
      Also, your assertion that only retards suffocate in snow is completely false. Not only is snow suffocation a well known safety hazard known as SIS (Snow Immersion Suffocation), there are statistics that demonstrate the dangers of deep snow. The following passage is from the Utah Avalanche Center:
      "How do people die when buried in avalanche debris?
      The good news is that even dense avalanche debris is about 60-70 percent air, but that's not the problem. People die because their carbon dioxide builds up in the snow around their mouth and they quickly die from carbon dioxide poisoning. Statistics show that 93 percent of avalanche victims can be recovered alive if they are dug out within the first 15 minutes, but then the numbers drop catastrophically. After 45 minutes, only 20-30 percent are still alive and after two hours almost no one is alive. In other words, you don't have much time."
      Original link: utahavalanchecenter.org/faq
      Again, this is assuming that you landed in one of the larger air pockets that make up 60-70 percent of avalanche debris. Tree well snow is just solid powder all the way through, so unless you manage to get an area around your mouth cleared you will suffocate as quickly as in water. This is supported by the NSAA's SIS information sheet:
      "In the last 10 years, there have been 41 fatalities resulting from SIS incidents occurring at U.S. ski areas
      (see chart below), according to a study conducted by the National Ski Areas Association (NSAA) and
      Paul Baugher, a leading snow safety researcher, ski patroller, and director of the Northwest Avalanche
      Institute. During this 10-year span, there are on average four SIS fatalities at U.S. ski areas per season.
      The six SIS fatalities last season was an increase from four SIS fatalities during the 2015-16 season.
      According to Baugher, who is the leading expert on SIS incidents in the United States, a victim can die
      as quickly as if drowning in water."
      Original link: www.nsaa.org/media/308757/SIS_Snow_Immersion_Fact_Sheet_2017.pdf
      Tree wells are a real hazard if you aren't careful, and this is supported by the facts. Trying to build a shelter in one is just idiotic.

    • @victorsuciu3794
      @victorsuciu3794 6 років тому +4

      That's because ski resort runs are carefully maintained and clearly marked, and these resorts prohibit people from going off trail and might even fine or ban them if they disobey. All the places I've been to revoke your season pass at a minimum if you go off-roading. There is a very strong incentive to not go off into the wilderness where these suffocations happen, which is why there so few deaths. The point is that the risk statistic is so small because almost nobody actually puts themselves at risk in the first place. The issue is that the survival tip in question was for wilderness survival and not groomed ski resort survival, where 1.) the conditions are much riskier than those on maintained trails, and 2.) it is asking you to actively put yourself in a risky position.
      Why don't you educate yourself on this instead of just spewing out snarky one-liners.

    • @abigbaldniga6485
      @abigbaldniga6485 6 років тому +2

      Paper Mage the survival tip is for people who get themselves into situations where they would need them. If you’re too scared to make a hole next to a tree to survive the night and reduce you’re exposure to the harsh elements in cold climate, then what are you doing outside in the first place. Plus it’s not like you’re going to go from 1 ft of snow to a whopping 10 ft of snow in 1 step. if the snow gets too deep the make a path. Have some logical thinking skills and don’t just go jumping head first into a pile of snow you know nothing about.

  • @JimInTally
    @JimInTally 6 років тому +1

    Addendum to the kit: A good magnifying glass; with it you can start a fire when the sun is shining.

  • @creepingterror717
    @creepingterror717 6 років тому +3

    3:37
    My eyes are deceiving me
    He says 8 but I see 9

  • @fadez2417
    @fadez2417 6 років тому +19

    You used a lot of kingsman clips

  • @Too_Much_Caffeine
    @Too_Much_Caffeine 6 років тому +23

    10:41 It's not a flashlight.

    • @Swolliey
      @Swolliey 6 років тому +1

      it looks like a roll of dollars but u guys saying: " it's not a flashlight." i already know "It's not a flashlight."

    • @Too_Much_Caffeine
      @Too_Much_Caffeine 6 років тому +1

      CH Gaming but he said: flashlight

    • @Swolliey
      @Swolliey 6 років тому

      XD that was my little brother he keeps doing this he is only 10 my bad

  • @roronoazoro8952
    @roronoazoro8952 5 років тому +1

    Wow this is amazing, thanks Mr. 😊☺️

  • @shirumwai6605
    @shirumwai6605 5 років тому +1

    I found the bonus really good and handy

  • @Iexia_
    @Iexia_ 6 років тому +13

    Because when a dog will attack me I'll have a can of pressurise air just waiting in my pocket or thers that handy tank in my back yard to hide behind😑👍

  • @aIphanation
    @aIphanation 6 років тому +11

    Wait, where is the Former Secret Agent.

  • @kevinmatthews1211
    @kevinmatthews1211 6 років тому

    #4 “it’s just not your day is it” had me in tears I don’t know why it was so funny

  • @shadowthehedgehog4737
    @shadowthehedgehog4737 5 років тому +1

    I usually drive right hand at 12, left arm on window, lol.

  • @rarrafunfitness6230
    @rarrafunfitness6230 6 років тому +8

    I can feel my brain rot watching this

  • @dynamo3059
    @dynamo3059 6 років тому +322

    "this will allow you to kick down any door" - no, no it won't.
    this video tricked me into watching it as far as i'm concerned. clickbait channel.

    • @realtreeassasin5297
      @realtreeassasin5297 6 років тому

      nachos yep

    • @notquiana3777
      @notquiana3777 6 років тому +2

      DOORKNOB U DEAF?

    • @BrRr0k3en
      @BrRr0k3en 6 років тому

      ...

    • @utuber1752
      @utuber1752 5 років тому

      I've used that one and it works.

    • @Fadamor
      @Fadamor 5 років тому +4

      First thing I thought of when seeing that "tip": All the house/apartment doors (at least the ones I dealt with while I was there) in Russia are steel doors hung on steel frames with multiple deadbolt locks. There are multiple UA-cam videos of Russian police trying to use battering rams on those doors and failing. If you're inside a burning building and trying to get out of one of those doors, you're not going to kick it open from the inside. The door opens INTO the house/apartment.

  • @simonanectarie8307
    @simonanectarie8307 2 роки тому +1

    Cool video
    Keep it up
    Amazing Bright Side
    Amazing Advice

  • @mikaelelemieux4263
    @mikaelelemieux4263 3 роки тому +2

    If it’s a kid a the back of the car and they have a bench what do we do and if your at the front and your not driving what do we do and the driver what dose he do ? Pls answer the soonest as you can