ya but have you ever seen a piece of flex pipe that is big enough to cover a grown ass man? lets say you do happen to have one, are you really going to carry it around with you everywhere? last but not least important, have you ever seen a piece of rogue duct work coming out of the side of a building and going into the ground? what would it possibly used for? if it did fool anybody they would have to be pretty ignorant. what do you got there jim? oh just my handy dandy piece of duct work. ya never know when you gotta hide from the cops right chuckle chuckle chuckle.
ALWAYS TRAVEL & KEEP DUCT TAPE. HIDE UR MONEY & ID IN ROOMS... UNDER DRAWER ON TOP CEILING FAN BLADE.... FIRST AIDE WRAP & TEMP REPAIR ALMOST EVERYTHING....
#2: I'm from Minnesota. Snow chains come standard on our cars. #1: This is quite true. The son of a lady at a church I use to attend is a cop (or, at least, was; I haven't been there for quite some time). He verified a few things: One thing you can do is ask for a written warning. If they're just looking to fill their quota, this DOES count (in most cases), but it won't cost you. It'll still be on your record, but it seldom counts against insurance (varying on company). Just be careful. If another cop pulls you over and sees that you have recent warnings, it'll most likely be a ticket.
One time I was riding home from work on a Razor scooter. It was about 9 PM. About a minute from work, a white unmarked white SUV drove next to me. A young guy in plain clothes yelled at me to stop. I freaked out thinking I was gonna get mugged or kidnapped and turned around and ran back to work. The guy turned around in a nearby parking lot, almost running over me. When I got back to the workplace I told my boss some crazy guy was chasing me. At that moment the guy walked into the place and told me I’m supposed to stop for undercover officers. How was I supposed to know he was an officer? He told us that a guy in a black shirt robbed a grocery store and fled on a scooter so the officer thought it was me. But he kept saying I should have stopped and I’m supposed to listen to to law enforcement but I told him I thought he was gonna mug me and I didn’t know he was an undercover officer. He told me to stop next time an officer tells me to. I knew that and I would have if I would had known, but it would be hard to differentiate a crazy person from an undercover if they were both driving a regular white SUV.
I used the duct trick while being chased through a park, one end on the grass, the other up against a tree. The police found me in seconds. I guess some police are smarter than others.
Actually, that's quite honest. Who holds the government responsible? They are the highest form of institutionalized power in a nation. You can't even sue the federal government unless they allow you to do so.
@@Kaidkb Actually, the government is suppose to be for, of and by the people by those whom we elect to represent us and to make OUR voices heard. Those days are long gone in today's BIG government.
@C b what? Lol... that's silly. Do you mean if the officer doesn't suspect you have narcotics on you then you don't have to worry about the dogs? I guess, but k-9 are all trained to detect the location of narcotics. They don't need the dog to get a search warrant issued. You saying "no" to a request to search is enough probable cause for the affidavit in order to warrant a search. It is "reason to suspect concealment". The key in this situation is that if he is not charging you with any crime at that point then he cannot detain you until the warrant comes. They try, but "if I am not currently under arrest on any charges I would like to exersize my right to be free to go" are powerful words... They will tell you " put your keys on the hood" or "have a seat on the curb" or some shit like that to imply you cannot leave but when you say those words, they have to release you
That duct work idea is pretty good. Personally I keep a fake mustache on hand at all times. If all else fails, just put your finger in the gun barrel and the gun will backfire in the cops face
I saw that this morning on Tom and Jerry. Jerry was going to fire a shotgun to wake the dog and Tom put his fingers in the barrels. Only thing that happened though was Toms fingers were red and pulsing from the shot.
Mhyea, I'd advise against killing a K9... its trainer may also be armed, and then it's a shots fired situation in which you just killed the copper's dog. Wouldn't consider it police brutality if you'd end up with one or two nuts removed by dumdum impact...
If your pulled over... just dial 911 and report a more serious call a few blocks away. Then watch super cop mumble "it's your lucky day punk" and zoom away. 🤣
Also highway patrol is always out the last 10 days of the month in full force (I've been doing road work for the Ohio turnpike for 6 years now) every single month. The ones I know have also admitted to some pretty shady things as well as my younger brother who is a Cleveland police officer who has admitted to taking iPads and cash from drug dealing teens in exchange for their freedom
Shawn Sisson I've been an over the road truck driver for the past 40 yrs and no one can tell me any different that cops don't have some sort of "quota" to meet be the end of the month. I've seen them countless times out there in multiple states near month's end. For what? I guess that's the mystery, maybe it's for overtime or just to make up time. It all has to be justified and that's all done by pulling motorists over and what? Writing TICKETS.
In the '90's, I distinctly remember all the local news reporting daily quotas for Wichita, KS' police to increase from 10 to 15 tickets per day. Several times I got 6 or more on a single stop. This video must have been made by a cop. 👎
I got pulled over last week for not using a turn signal when pulling out of a parking lot. FYI it's a real law, even if no one is behind you. What angered me was, I saw the cop(a young rookie)on the other side of this store. No way could he see if I used a signal or not(he lied). Really, I was trying to avoid him, cops beat me up before for no reason(I'm a white woman FYI). I had my 14 yo daughter with me, she was scared and wouldn't look or speak to him. I told him Sir, she's only 14, she has no ID. He blocked the whole road, backing up traffic to pick on a mother and child for a trivial matter. Why don't they find real criminals and let normal citizens go to the store?
Because cops only care about putting other people down. I thought about becoming one but when I learned the truth about how many of them are pure evil and looking to cause everyone else grief, it made me realize just how much I didn’t want to be associated with them at all.
So...... you keep rubbers closer to your butthole and not the front..... so.... that makes you a catcher..... so you tried to do a wise ass comment but didn't think it through.... now you know better
sadly knowing and guarding your rights is often not enough... as new laws are written every day as an attempt to whittle each and every right we have into the ground.... want examples.. look at ANY gun law written in the last 5 to 10 years... and then look at how prevelent those forbiden items still are when criminals are caught or killed after using those items on the public... now admitedly gun laws do serve a purpose.. and the intent is usually good.. but they never stop criminals from breaking the law... they only stop LAW ABIDING citizens from having any defence of their own... or a way to hunt for food if your the hunting type.. in fact the way many guns laws are evolving.. it wont be long before our own police and military will be denied these weapons.. and you know what.. criminals will still have them.. and use them....
big quillie, I think a person needs to be tried and convicted first. Not this whole well you're traveling to point B with X amount of cash. We think you're going there to buy drug and so we're confiscating your money, but not charging you. Learn more about civil asset forfeiture. It violates the fourth amendment.
big quillie One that's only if you go to leave the country. Two these instanced I'm talking about involve an amount of money under $2000. Three then not than.
Paul so... Imma go out on a limb and guess this happened to you? So you were traveling with $2000 (in cash I'm guessing) and you got pulled over for whatever and the cop was just like "I'll take that" and I guess you say "ok what ever, I already hate cops and I'm stupid so I'll just hand this to you and never follow up with your superiors at a later time to see if you're a dirty cop or anything..." Did I get the story right?
L.Choitz No, that's just the upper limit the Miami-Dade sheriff has his deputies take. The lower limit is $500. He says between that is worth it for them to take and usually not worth people fighting to get back.
Dobby The White Maltese maybe initially but in the end if the cop pushes the prosecutor will hate him and he will get chastised so yeah you might go to jail for a day but it's worth it. I mean I know most of you had your balls removed from the conditioning but I'm still a man and I'll die before I have my principles steppes on. Hell or high-water. But he passive be afraid that's why are society is completely fucked and why men like me survive like kings taking all they want well you wait in line like a good sheep. American idiots my favorite
Melson andmelson well, i stand up for things i care about, i just dont care if cops request something or ask me things. I really dont care....at all. Obviously if they request to have sex if my gf or ask how big my penis is, then ill stand my ground. But if they ask me to give them license or whatever, i dont care at all, n y spend a day in jail?
I had a rookie cop pull me over saying I was speeding. The posted limit was 40 and my cruise was set at 40. He said I was running 55. I took him to court with tons of evidence to prove he lied and the judge sided with the cop ignoring the evidence. My lawyer was just as worthless and the cop’s and judge’s honesty. He, too, ignored the discrepancies.
Yeah, similar thing happened to me. Yeah, admittedly I *was* speeding, but the ticket stated that I was clocked at 45. BULL FUCKING SHIT! My car doesn't like going 45 even when it's *legal!* _35_ I might buy, but no 45! Also, I know why the cop pulled me over. Because cops are the running dog lackeys of the money-fucking Satan worshiping 1%ers. The 1% sensed that I had a substantial amount of money socked away ($100.00 at the time) and, because those Imperialist money-fuckers actively work to keep us in the lower 99% under their boots, sent their pet police after me to take it away. I have sped along that stretch of road before (and since) and that was the *ONLY TIME* I had ever gotten a speeding ticket.
Mark Healey I have 3 large signs on my truck stating a customers name and adress, :Carole Reeves, who ripped me off for $1000.00, and the name of the judge" Shelby Jones" here in Onslow county, N.C., who is described in the sign as being a "ripoff". I payed her 100.00 to hear my case, and she blew me off. Been 10 yrs now, it is great conversation.
Mike Sokolow you might want to be careful with that, I'm sorry for your misfortune but I believe making someone's name and address public is a breach of privacy and could result in your getting sued.
11. Ever have a cop make the joke to you "have anything in the car I need to know about? drugs? knives? rocket launchers?" - this is a technique to see if you will laugh or not. Most mildly nervous people with nothing to hide will laugh after he says rocket launcher. If you don't laugh, it shows you probably do have something to hide, as your mind raced to "oh shit" before he even got to the joke part. Even if you don't find this corny joke funny.. laugh, heh. It just makes thing easier.
oh man, I once got pulled over by a cop and he pretty much asked that exact same question. I didn't even think that he might have been trying to read my reactions :0 lucky for me I wasn't doing anything wrong and I was on my way home shortly after.
YepImTheToaster or, you're not finding it funny because you're already pissed you got pulled over, so I just want whatever lecture or ticket you will give so I can go on with my day being ticked about the stop the whole rest of the day. It may work as a broad way of doing things, but not everyone is the same, if I'm not happy about something, even a funny joke won't make me crack because I'm already upset at that point, my joy will come when I can have time alone to think and blow off steam.
YepImTheToaster None of his business. Non criminal traffic infraction. Write me a ticket or let me go. My personal property is none of the officers business.
Central Falls Rhode Island 1997 I had just cashed two pay checks and was on my way home on foot in the afternoon. It was dark and around 4:30 pm at the time being December. It was cold so I had on a hoodie and a winter coat along with a hat under the hood. I don't like cold air so I always bundle up in the cold. The police stopped me because they thought I was suspicious. They illegally searched me without my permission and found over $500 in my pocket, the proceeds from two week's pay. They then accused me of being a drug dealer "because only drug dealers walk around with that much cash on them." So they confiscated the money. They then released me without charges. They refused to give me a receipt or any other documents indicating that they took my money. When I tried to complain I was arrested and charged with filing a false police report. The charges were dropped but I never got back my money. I was told by the mayor's office that only drug dealers have more than $100 on them at any given time and that the police have the right to confiscate all money over that amount any time they search anyone even if they don't charge you with a crime. This in clear violation of the constitution. They don't care and there is nothing you can do about it. So I got better at hiding my money. At a later time the same police department invaded my home without warrant and shoved a gun in my mouth and threatened to murder me if I did not tell them where kept my drugs. I don't have drugs. I have never done any illegal drugs. I am fairly certain this was retaliation for complaining about the first incident. The Pawtucket, Central Falls, Woonsocket, Lincoln and Providence police departments are deeply corrupt and run roughshod over everyone's rights. A Woonsocket cop in uniform once threatened to shoot me for not being sufficiently cooperative. We were not in the city of Woonsocket at the time but rather in the heart of a neighboring town near my own home. I contacted the police in my town and complained and the Woonsocket officer was warned to stay out of that town. Lincoln cops illegally detained a friend of mine and beat the crap out of him for being gay. Lincoln cops have a reputation for beating up gay people. If you ever file a complaint about Providence police you can expect all kinds of problems from having your registration and license mysteriously canceled to having your utilities shut off. Your landlord will be told that you are a drug dealer and that he has to evict you if he does not want his building confiscated. Your boss will get similar threats. My brother had to move out of state because he filed a complaint about a cop who rented one of his apartments. The guy completely trashed the apartment breaking windows and destroying a brand new $40,000 kitchen. The last straw was when he threatened my brother with his service revolver for charging him a $10 late fee for being three months behind in his rent. The next day my brother was charged with driving an unregistered vehicle with an suspended license. My brother had a perfect driving record and he had registered the vehicle three months earlier when he bought it. The car was brand new and worth $20k at the time. they confiscated that and he still owed $18k on it. He had to continue to make payments for years on a vehicle the Providence police confiscated after they falsified his registration record. He moved out in 1999 and I moved out in 2104. They are still trying to collect tax on a vehicle I sold in 2015 in Florida. it seems you have to prove you no longer own the vehicle by traveling to their DMV (there is no such thing as a visit to the DMV in Rhode Island that takes less than three weeks to complete) and filing documents in person. They refuse to say what documents they accept as proof. Rhode Island is one of the most corrupt states.
😢😢😢😭 Unfortunately there really are a lot of arrogant, abusive cops. Just like politicians, they take gross advantage of their positions of power over others.
I ended up fighting cops that used to bully me in school. They took the cuffs off in the sally way. The streets will toughn you up! they did not win by a mile and the Judge dismissed the cased when I asked to see the video in front of the jury. They did gay things too when the rest got me in the cell. I know trash when I smell it.
4:21 “commentators on the video, presumably professional criminals..” *no mate* It was a bunch of work lads messing around and you clearly found the clip on Daily Dose Of Internet as it was featured fairly recently... *bruh some people*
"Most important and useful trick in this whole video" lmao we know this dude saw that clip go viral on like twitter and thought it was so genius that he had to make a video about it and just threw in 9 other bullshit "tricks" so it doesn't seem like he made this video only for that clip. Love the way he makes it seem like everyone is gonna start carrying around like 3 foot diameter duct piping in their back pocket haahahaha
Daniel D Sizemore That's actually a brilliant disguise it would definitely work, not with the dogs of course lol but otherwise it would, may sound silly but if it does the trick is all that matters. but unfortunately police also watch UA-cam so it may not anymore. lol
James Insalaco Excuse me, when did I ever jump to the conclusion that this was meant to be a super serious video on evasion techniques against the police? All I said is that cops probably saw it already, friends shared it for a good laugh. With that being said though, they probably also consider that sort of thing when looking for someone, especially duct work randomly sticking out of a wall. Cops see a lot of unordinary things in the line of duty, I know a few.
What's your problem dude? You're making a big deal over a little comment. All I said was that it probably wouldn't work, a simple statement. Go ahead and read my last comment again, the whole thing. You'll see what I'm actually saying.
recently i had a low level pci DUI in sydney ans as my first offence i had a section 10 from the judge with a one year good behaviour bond. Also in my police report it said i was very honest and helpful as i was. then again i got fined $220 for not wearing bicycle helmet five years ago right opposite of my house on a inner side street. i think it all depends on luck though most of the time.
Um.....even if you haven't been drinking, it's illegal to have an open alcoholic beverage container in the vehicle. So the suggestion of opening one just to annoy the cop is beyond moronic.
Phill Lawn, the law exists in almost all States. Not just some. You're welcome. There are only a handful that don't have this law. Ten or less. Again, YOU'RE welcome...
Apophis Well their not supposed to be But more and more cops are committing murder, and at worse they get a paid vacation, not so much of a punishment so? Idk anymore. But their not supposed to be, their no different then you or me or anyone else that have a job not even a very well paying one at that, a job upholding the law and protecting its citizens they don't make the law nor were they supposed to break it but they do and their getting away with it..
The FOP is the biggest group of gangsters in the US. The US military and the FOP are collecting their paychecks from the Mafia. Five Mafia Families help runsa the US Government. People need to open their eyes to what is really going on in this country cause it's pure evil.
W00DCHUCK if you're doing say 45mph and you pass one in a 30mph zone. You can brake but as soon as you pass them STOP so they don't see your brake lights. If they ask why just say "you get anxious around police cars and speed cameras."
Medical staff also destroy complaints against others in that occupation. Those with power will often abuse that power. Also considering that my grandfather was a dispatcher in my town for over a decade I know all of the older cops on the police force. Knowing most of the government staff in a town can help a person out quite a bit.
theREULv3. If your a cop can you answer a question for me can you be charged of possession when you were already hand cuffed and in the back of squad car and the officer claims to have found the stuff in the console of the vehicle which was not mine also but tells me if no one takes claim i will still be charged with it
Um... If anyone is intelligent enough to graduate high school, they will know whether or not a corrugated duct would realistically come out of the sidewalk, ground, or brick. Stupid idea.
Kitterz Nope, US education is pretty bad so I can see how an American may be able to get away with it. Also, he said that only a smart criminal would be able to pull it off, meaning that the person may go somewhere where it would fit in.
Kitterz I seriously doubt an officer in pursuit at full speed is going to hit the corner and even notice that duct. While it may not be foolproof it is a clever idea.
Requiring snow chains seems crazy to me as in Minnesota it’s illegal to drive on public roads with chains on your tiers. I wonder if those zip ties would be legal?
Jacklyn Wyatt same in Michigan. They've been outlawed in most states due to them destroying the roads. They'll tear up concrete. And the plastic ones wear down quick(as in days)
Got pulled over in an 20 plus year speed trap, in a local town, for going the speed limit. They, since 1985 would pull over people for no good reason. When I was 20 they pulled me over, took my car, and my father had to get me. He got pulled over three times in 1/4 of a mile. So this time I was with my buddy, an ex Delta Force Captain. He not only knows the law, he doesn't take that crap from any bad cops. He knew they were recording, so he said loudly, "have you been drinking officer?" The cop literally went back into his car and took off...
Umm, if that happened then your taxes would go through the roof because that money is included in the budget...without that money your taxes would have to make up the difference.
This is a total distortion of the facts. Police departments actual see very little revenue from fines. The government entity which employs the police force may see 5% of the monies collected by fines and that money goes into the general fund, not to the law enforcement agencies budget. Most money collected from "fines" are actually court costs which fund the clerk of courts, prosecutor's office, public defenders, court personnel, including judges, and to fund public safety related education efforts, i.e. seat belt public service announcement, anti-drug and alcohol efforts, etc...
there was a severe problem with cops pulling over people constantly in an area of Denton County , north of Dallas ,Texas... the three towns involved were Lake Dallas ,Corinth and Hickory Creek.. they all had the same judge.. a woman. . and I was hearing stories from so many people about the corruption and seeing for myself tickets being written out whether 3 in the morning , 2 in the afternoon, 7 in the morning, 7 at night.. that I was afraid to drive in my own neighborhood . ..I had heard that it even made the Dallas Morning News and a librarian said she remembered reading about it. ... there was obviously some kind of collusion and Corruption going on.. obviously SOMEBODY WAS BENEFITING ..I could not believe the stories I was hearing and how unfairly people are being treated.
there is a flaw to that about the duck thing you mention, what about the K9 unit that can sniff you out? does it block the scent or it is a simple thing as if anyone not carrying drugs?
Civil Forfeiture is unconstitutional, because it violates our 4th Amendment Right. "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
Alexandra G Because the video is about police in the USA dumbass. Examples given, like The People vs Mays was in California... & notice how most of the police in the video are NYPD. Last I checked... California & New York is located in the United States Of America.
God its like europeans are brainwashed into believing the royalists will save them...they havent done jackshit in over a thousand years..it would be like hollywood running america for a thousand years and shit
@@jgaworski1 most Europeans think the royals are a bunch of lazy tax money spongeing wankers that dont deserve shit, part of the reason the cunts still exist is because tourists think they are great for some reason
My favorite is hiding in a duct work 4:10! I never knew this was actually tried 🤣😅😂! This has to be by someone from the U.S., the most creative thinking people I know😁!
"Hey isn't that duct over there that one we see that sketchy fellas carrying around all the time?" "I think you're right.....wanna pump it full of pepper spray or taze the outside and see what happens?"
Only problem in America with not giving them consent to search your vehicle, they’ll call the K-9 unit, and the dog will hit giving them probable cause to search your vehicle
No problem if you got nothing to hide. I had 3 drug dogs in my car once because I was parked in my driveway when the house next door got raided. Remember to keep a box of dog treats in your car instead lol.
With the number of false positives hits from dogs.. You know that they have been trained to react when given a command by voice or by hand gestures. It might even be a smell of oil gasoline diesel...etc.
john tracy The irritating thing is they write fraudulent police reports, claiming someone said something they did NOT say. and if asked to testify, nothing discussed with officers is treated as fact, only as heresay, so it is dismissed. However, the civilian ---- every thing they say CAN and WILL be used AGAINST them, NOT for them. ONLY against them. If they have to pass some psych testing to get hired, keep in mind that they might be looking for personality traits suitable to that line of work, NOT a normal person who wants everyone to get along. I also read somewhere that they all have to become Free Masons, and if they don't , they are driven off the force. They have never once helped me, only harmed me and helped my abuser literally get away with attempted murder. Then I need to fend off their fund raising telemarketer calls asking for more money. NO! They get paid well and have great benefits.
1) There is only 4 things you say to a cop: .GET .. ME .. A .. LAWYER 2) Almost everybody I know who got caught with something say they never been arrested for more than half of what they had. 3) Legally a cop is an officer of the court system. Never confess! 4) As such, lying to get out of, or get someone in, legal trouble is called Felony Perjury. 6 months in jail and a 15k$ fine per charge is possible. 5) Or an Obstruction of Justice charge. If you put money in a meter so someone else won't get a ticket, you can get one of these for your jacket. 6) Cops are predators. Who stands out in the herd gets hunted. So Don't! No stickers, decals, odd colors, etc on your car. Get in line, get in lane, and get there without being different. No loud music or mufflers. 7) They do NOT work for you! The City Council commands the police chief. The cops job are to defend and protect the City Council- on up- from you. Cops don't just get up and wander around. They're just following orders.
Kimberly Andrade Idk too many criminals carrying metal ducts but that is pretty damn creative and funny even if its made up. I can see cops that watched this video prob now checking ducts on the side of homes. lol
The downside to civil disobedience is that you must also be willing to get arrested and make your case in court. Otherwise you are just a common criminal.
Yes but talking loud and yelling I know my rights is a quick way to gfet a resisting arrest charge and that can be a charge even if the judge dismisses the bogus charge you were stopped for.
EVLfreak666 you mean like seatbelt laws? They are unconstitutional and that law was only made to generate massive amounts of cash for the states. Yes they do save lives but at the same time it's none of their business if I wear a seatbelt or not in my car. It's my life they have no control over it. I've never wore my seatbelt and been pulled over for it I would say...about 25 times in the last 5 years and have never paid one ticket and still carry a valid license. Most of the police that pull me over for it usually give me a warning after I explained to them I don't wear one and never have until it is a law for every motorcyclist to wear a helmet in every state and our children to wear seatbelts on school buses. until then, I will not obey an unconstitutional law!
He means the rules. Where I am from it is illegal to film cops & also illegal to operate a phone / handset while operating a vehicle. Even if said vehicle is parked & you're in the driver's seat, you can still be charged
@@ShazeemKhan if you are stopped by a police and put out your engine, no prob :) , and dashcam are in general legal in most places, only sharing personal video from others without their consent is illegal. this video does make me feel extra lucky not being under USA policing but under a lot fairer policing :)
HOW long do you think it takes to get prints!??! Lol! I live in Australia, and unless we're somehow WAY faster than the US, half an hour for prints, tops.
Preston Hanson ikr cops are such capitalist pigs (even though they make a tiny amount of money and there are lots of easier and less risky jobs with a much higher pay) www.discoverpolicing.org/why_policing/?fa=financial_stability www.salary.com/8-jobs-youll-love-pay-50000/slide/9/
America was like that. Nothing wrong with showing respect to someone trained to protect you. Now days the criminal wants all the respect and have more rights than law bidding citizens.
I used that ducked work thing one time I was working at a construction site were we was building appointment complex and they had a warrant for me I saw them talking to my supervisor and I did the duck work trick now I had to stay there for like 2 hours while they looked for me but a buddy keep texting me let me knw what happening and I got away with it but they caught me 3 months later
Why is the dude talking like they teaching criminals how to get away with murder "If you did a crime and they asked if you did it, you have the right to remain silent"
*So that's why cops keep tackling my A/C Duct outside my office building.*
Oof
New guy every day I guess
MAGGOT VOMIT funny guy. Remember don’t answer any questions!
@@limapodima7534 _I won't. Let 'em tackle it all they want to. It cleans out the Dirt-Dobbers._
Lmfao!!
criminal : how did you find me with this duct work
cop: oh I just watched this video
Bahaha
Phone would probably start ringing lol
My thoughts exactly.
Pfft, who doesn't carry a length of duct work with them at all times. Some days I carry two, just in case.
Yep, you never know when you might have to sneak from one building to another through the duct work.
😂😂😂 right !
Also a roll of toilet paper. You never know when you're gonna have to take a fat shit.
@@paulhernandez2081 Actually real talk I have a couple of those lighthouse toilet paper packs in my coat pocket, left over from a couple MRE's haha!
LoL, That isn't a "relatively small piece of duct work".
The ductwork trick had me laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣 you got to be next level to use that one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ya but have you ever seen a piece of flex pipe that is big enough to cover a grown ass man? lets say you do happen to have one, are you really going to carry it around with you everywhere? last but not least important, have you ever seen a piece of rogue duct work coming out of the side of a building and going into the ground? what would it possibly used for? if it did fool anybody they would have to be pretty ignorant. what do you got there jim? oh just my handy dandy piece of duct work. ya never know when you gotta hide from the cops right chuckle chuckle chuckle.
As if COPS do not know about the duct work .
Banana Joe looks like something I would do lol
ppl
Perfect for probation
The other way to stay out of trouble with law enforcement is to be a politician because they have a different set of rules.
Yah, be a liberal democrat in the obuma administration.
BINGO...worked for Hillary Clinton
nailed it! :D
Or be Trump. He can confess to half a dozen crimes and lie through his teeth and somehow he's still president
@@SuperMrAwesom bwhahahahaha, CNN said so! ReeeeeeeEEEE
I like how Hackers always wear a hoodie to hide their identity while hacking.
How is this getting likes?
Ninjacakester RBLX he is hacking his likes but UA-cam can’t catch him because of his forever 21 hoodie
irgendwieanders1 I’m dead😂😂😂👏
It's cold in my mom's basement
irgendwieanders1 that's because a hoodie works better than a virtual private network
This dude must have a killer pokerface with how seriously he suggested taking duct work everywhere you go.
6 Face he just had to practice like ten times. But you can still hear his voice crack a little bit
Uh... you mean you don't?
ALWAYS TRAVEL & KEEP DUCT TAPE. HIDE UR MONEY & ID IN ROOMS... UNDER DRAWER ON TOP CEILING FAN BLADE.... FIRST AIDE WRAP & TEMP REPAIR ALMOST EVERYTHING....
Ikr
Act like a sovereign citizen and put up a million questions.
Thx for the ductwork advice..
I escaped aliens
I use it to keep the government from sending me subliminal messages kinda like a tin foil hat
I escaped a turtle and a turkey whereing a hat that looks like a potato
Didn't work for me. I still got probed.
Lol
What about when the aliens look like ductwork???
#2: I'm from Minnesota. Snow chains come standard on our cars.
#1: This is quite true. The son of a lady at a church I use to attend is a cop (or, at least, was; I haven't been there for quite some time). He verified a few things: One thing you can do is ask for a written warning. If they're just looking to fill their quota, this DOES count (in most cases), but it won't cost you. It'll still be on your record, but it seldom counts against insurance (varying on company). Just be careful. If another cop pulls you over and sees that you have recent warnings, it'll most likely be a ticket.
One time I was riding home from work on a Razor scooter. It was about 9 PM. About a minute from work, a white unmarked white SUV drove next to me. A young guy in plain clothes yelled at me to stop. I freaked out thinking I was gonna get mugged or kidnapped and turned around and ran back to work. The guy turned around in a nearby parking lot, almost running over me. When I got back to the workplace I told my boss some crazy guy was chasing me. At that moment the guy walked into the place and told me I’m supposed to stop for undercover officers. How was I supposed to know he was an officer? He told us that a guy in a black shirt robbed a grocery store and fled on a scooter so the officer thought it was me. But he kept saying I should have stopped and I’m supposed to listen to to law enforcement but I told him I thought he was gonna mug me and I didn’t know he was an undercover officer. He told me to stop next time an officer tells me to. I knew that and I would have if I would had known, but it would be hard to differentiate a crazy person from an undercover if they were both driving a regular white SUV.
I used the duct trick while being chased through a park, one end on the grass, the other up against a tree. The police found me in seconds. I guess some police are smarter than others.
Ok, that was pretty good lol
A police dog will find you in the duct in any kind of environment.
@clem I like grass, seems grass don't like me 😢
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-..............................
@@strayhound3842 also carry beggin' strips to distract the dog.
some of these are outrageous, but not as outrageous as this next statement:
"It is illegal to directly harm someone, unless you are the government"
Actually, that's quite honest. Who holds the government responsible? They are the highest form of institutionalized power in a nation. You can't even sue the federal government unless they allow you to do so.
@@Kaidkb Actually, the government is suppose to be for, of and by the people by those whom we elect to represent us and to make OUR voices heard. Those days are long gone in today's BIG government.
Like that K-9 can't smell through that pipe. 😅
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Dogs. Yeah
K -9. Walks up n pee's on pipe.
🚔🐩🤣
K9's are a wast of the taxpayers money.
@C b what? Lol... that's silly. Do you mean if the officer doesn't suspect you have narcotics on you then you don't have to worry about the dogs? I guess, but k-9 are all trained to detect the location of narcotics. They don't need the dog to get a search warrant issued. You saying "no" to a request to search is enough probable cause for the affidavit in order to warrant a search. It is "reason to suspect concealment". The key in this situation is that if he is not charging you with any crime at that point then he cannot detain you until the warrant comes. They try, but "if I am not currently under arrest on any charges I would like to exersize my right to be free to go" are powerful words... They will tell you " put your keys on the hood" or "have a seat on the curb" or some shit like that to imply you cannot leave but when you say those words, they have to release you
Wearing metal ducting to hide from the cops? That's the fuckin best, I couldn't stop laughing!
Johnny Kruger yh lmao
“If you made it this far, I’m going to assume you like this video”
No... I’m just hoping it gets better
Hahahah im fucking weak that was good
idk what is wrong with this video its dope
lol... 😂
Same
Jaimee I'm with ya
Ad: “Air duct cleaning specialist”
Me: Oh crap
Duct work? Great until the K-9 comes on the scene!
you could put oil on some parts, that would hide your scent
No, oil can over power most scents, especially if there is a lot. And I'm not saying everywhere in the duct.
Also, you could just dump some oil on the ground near where you're at.
Oil doesn't hide scent from K9s. That is fact. Feel free to use it though. It's not like it'll make it any harder to find you.
The duct work this is just fuckin dumb, somebody that's really fuckin stupid would carry that around with them all day lol
That duct work idea is pretty good. Personally I keep a fake mustache on hand at all times. If all else fails, just put your finger in the gun barrel and the gun will backfire in the cops face
I saw that this morning on Tom and Jerry. Jerry was going to fire a shotgun to wake the dog and Tom put his fingers in the barrels. Only thing that happened though was Toms fingers were red and pulsing from the shot.
If you put your finger in a gun barrel and pull the trigger you WILL lose your fingers.
I works better for rabbits than cats.
steve b, I see you've already mastered the advanced techniques!
Do you want my finger to *explode?*
And when you are carrying that duct work around with you at all times, remember that you should not answer any questions!
Lol!
10 life hacks to get a free street massage from your favorite boys in blue 👍🏼👍🏼✊🤦♂️
When it comes to LEOs, nothing is free.
That duct work only gonna work if ya stealing 2cent candies lol their dog gonna find you if its serious beef,but thats funny af regardless
Kushking BiG_OG right you are! That trick ain't gonna fool my k9's, it's just gonna look like a big candy dispenser to them lol 😂
Just pull out a gun and shoot them in the head if they find you
Mhyea, I'd advise against killing a K9... its trainer may also be armed, and then it's a shots fired situation in which you just killed the copper's dog. Wouldn't consider it police brutality if you'd end up with one or two nuts removed by dumdum impact...
If your pulled over... just dial 911 and report a more serious call a few blocks away. Then watch super cop mumble "it's your lucky day punk" and zoom away. 🤣
Only if you happen to have a burner phone with you I guess
Sebastian Woot
LMFAO 👍
Call, then toss it into the back of a passing truck...lol
I've actually done it called a shooting blocks up the street they let my friend off handcuffs and we left
Caller ID could be a problem.
Also highway patrol is always out the last 10 days of the month in full force (I've been doing road work for the Ohio turnpike for 6 years now) every single month. The ones I know have also admitted to some pretty shady things as well as my younger brother who is a Cleveland police officer who has admitted to taking iPads and cash from drug dealing teens in exchange for their freedom
Shawn Sisson I've been an over the road truck driver for the past 40 yrs and no one can tell me any different that cops don't have some sort of "quota" to meet be the end of the month. I've seen them countless times out there in multiple states near month's end. For what? I guess that's the mystery, maybe it's for overtime or just to make up time. It all has to be justified and that's all done by pulling motorists over and what? Writing TICKETS.
ah, your brother is no cop...he's just a misplaced thieving thug
Dogs Sing hey bruv please don't insult Satanists we just out here practising our religion
In the '90's, I distinctly remember all the local news reporting daily quotas for Wichita, KS' police to increase from 10 to 15 tickets per day. Several times I got 6 or more on a single stop.
This video must have been made by a cop. 👎
Your brother is part of the problem then… 🤔
I got pulled over last week for not using a turn signal when pulling out of a parking lot. FYI it's a real law, even if no one is behind you. What angered me was, I saw the cop(a young rookie)on the other side of this store. No way could he see if I used a signal or not(he lied). Really, I was trying to avoid him, cops beat me up before for no reason(I'm a white woman FYI). I had my 14 yo daughter with me, she was scared and wouldn't look or speak to him. I told him Sir, she's only 14, she has no ID. He blocked the whole road, backing up traffic to pick on a mother and child for a trivial matter. Why don't they find real criminals and let normal citizens go to the store?
Cause Real criminals might punch them in the face... lol
this is why there are riots
@@ronaldstarkey4336 the cops have guns, there is no excuse
Because cops only care about putting other people down. I thought about becoming one but when I learned the truth about how many of them are pure evil and looking to cause everyone else grief, it made me realize just how much I didn’t want to be associated with them at all.
this is one reason why target is burning down
Yea, I carry a length of duct work in my back pocket at all times. No wait, that's a rubber. The duct work is in my front pocket.
So...... you keep rubbers closer to your butthole and not the front..... so.... that makes you a catcher..... so you tried to do a wise ass comment but didn't think it through.... now you know better
@MB aahh , another filthy mind
By carrying ductwork with you at all times? Seriously?
Only when u are going to break the law which is probably all the time so idk
That ain't gonna wrk unless you're on a Roof....even then....Duct wrk just hooked wall to Pavement c'mon
Oh come on. It doesn't have to be duct work. Use your brain. Can use several things to hide in plain sight
@@nicke1903 well cops are stupid so they would probably just look over it
@@nicke1903 its still good camouflage.
Ya hol up, lemme just carry some fuckin duct work with me
Am I the only one who's a cop watching this and laughing soo hard
I wish some guy tried to do some of those things😂😂😂
They probably have
IF UR BLACK U CAN DIE DOING SOME OF THESE THINGS
Anwar Getu All cops are cowards
Fuck you govermand fuck
Man 🖕 all police hater's they can suck my dick fucking pussy's
Anyone not actively guarding their rights will lose them
Jason Life I've never activity gaurded my rights and I've never list them. Lol sorry. Most haven't.
If you can lose your rights then they are not rights in the first place, they are temporary privileges.
sadly knowing and guarding your rights is often not enough... as new laws are written every day as an attempt to whittle each and every right we have into the ground.... want examples.. look at ANY gun law written in the last 5 to 10 years... and then look at how prevelent those forbiden items still are when criminals are caught or killed after using those items on the public... now admitedly gun laws do serve a purpose.. and the intent is usually good.. but they never stop criminals from breaking the law... they only stop LAW ABIDING citizens from having any defence of their own... or a way to hunt for food if your the hunting type.. in fact the way many guns laws are evolving.. it wont be long before our own police and military will be denied these weapons.. and you know what.. criminals will still have them.. and use them....
Jason Life the courts say only belligerants have rights. as in only outlaws that arent currently outlaws i.e. people do what they want.
Mike Whitaker you are so right
Using a duct to hide? It's like going Solid Snake, but better
Mathew Cube I just use a box
Won’t work when the K-9 is turned loose.
Cool!, A reason to carry my fold out barrel!
be hilarious if you sneezed while "tubing".
prophunt broooo
I think civil asset forfeiture is bull shit.
big quillie, I think a person needs to be tried and convicted first. Not this whole well you're traveling to point B with X amount of cash. We think you're going there to buy drug and so we're confiscating your money, but not charging you. Learn more about civil asset forfeiture. It violates the fourth amendment.
big quillie
One that's only if you go to leave the country.
Two these instanced I'm talking about involve an amount of money under $2000.
Three then not than.
Paul so... Imma go out on a limb and guess this happened to you? So you were traveling with $2000 (in cash I'm guessing) and you got pulled over for whatever and the cop was just like "I'll take that" and I guess you say "ok what ever, I already hate cops and I'm stupid so I'll just hand this to you and never follow up with your superiors at a later time to see if you're a dirty cop or anything..."
Did I get the story right?
L.Choitz No, that's just the upper limit the Miami-Dade sheriff has his deputies take. The lower limit is $500. He says between that is worth it for them to take and usually not worth people fighting to get back.
Paul
It should be illegal!
Ill have to get those zip ties and put them on my studded tires. Hehe
I used to be a fan, but now I'm an air conditioner
SirQ Gaming i get the joke lmao
Stfu
Creeperdude 1108 naniy
LOLOLOLOLOL
That’s cool ❗️❗️😎
Sure, you can follow things in this video, but dont be surprised if you get into more trouble.
Dobby The White Maltese maybe initially but in the end if the cop pushes the prosecutor will hate him and he will get chastised so yeah you might go to jail for a day but it's worth it. I mean I know most of you had your balls removed from the conditioning but I'm still a man and I'll die before I have my principles steppes on. Hell or high-water. But he passive be afraid that's why are society is completely fucked and why men like me survive like kings taking all they want well you wait in line like a good sheep. American idiots my favorite
Melson andmelson well, i stand up for things i care about, i just dont care if cops request something or ask me things. I really dont care....at all. Obviously if they request to have sex if my gf or ask how big my penis is, then ill stand my ground. But if they ask me to give them license or whatever, i dont care at all, n y spend a day in jail?
I had a rookie cop pull me over saying I was speeding. The posted limit was 40 and my cruise was set at 40. He said I was running 55. I took him to court with tons of evidence to prove he lied and the judge sided with the cop ignoring the evidence. My lawyer was just as worthless and the cop’s and judge’s honesty. He, too, ignored the discrepancies.
Yeah, similar thing happened to me.
Yeah, admittedly I *was* speeding, but the ticket stated that I was clocked at 45.
BULL FUCKING SHIT! My car doesn't like going 45 even when it's *legal!*
_35_ I might buy, but no 45!
Also, I know why the cop pulled me over. Because cops are the running dog lackeys of the money-fucking Satan worshiping 1%ers.
The 1% sensed that I had a substantial amount of money socked away ($100.00 at the time) and, because those Imperialist money-fuckers actively work to keep us in the lower 99% under their boots, sent their pet police after me to take it away. I have sped along that stretch of road before (and since) and that was the *ONLY TIME* I had ever gotten a speeding ticket.
Rule of police: No one in law enforcement will ever admit one of their colleges was lying. Their word is incontestable.
what was the evidence, was a speedometer involved, how would you prove innocense for speeding?
Mark Healey I have 3 large signs on my truck stating a customers name and adress, :Carole Reeves, who ripped me off for $1000.00, and the name of the judge" Shelby Jones" here in Onslow county, N.C., who is described in the sign as being a "ripoff". I payed her 100.00 to hear my case, and she blew me off. Been 10 yrs now, it is great conversation.
Mike Sokolow you might want to be careful with that, I'm sorry for your misfortune but I believe making someone's name and address public is a breach of privacy and could result in your getting sued.
A request is not an order, it is an ultimatum
Basically be on your full guard when encountering a police officer.
Fox Goodman not just that you gotta think outside the box
For some reason I keep forgetting their video
Fox Goodman basically don't be a idiot and listen to what the have to tell you
Yesssss submit. Obey.
any honest cop will tell you to keep your mouth shut, get a lawyer and dont agree to anything.
11. Ever have a cop make the joke to you "have anything in the car I need to know about? drugs? knives? rocket launchers?" - this is a technique to see if you will laugh or not. Most mildly nervous people with nothing to hide will laugh after he says rocket launcher. If you don't laugh, it shows you probably do have something to hide, as your mind raced to "oh shit" before he even got to the joke part. Even if you don't find this corny joke funny.. laugh, heh. It just makes thing easier.
oh man, I once got pulled over by a cop and he pretty much asked that exact same question. I didn't even think that he might have been trying to read my reactions :0 lucky for me I wasn't doing anything wrong and I was on my way home shortly after.
YepImTheToaster or, you're not finding it funny because you're already pissed you got pulled over, so I just want whatever lecture or ticket you will give so I can go on with my day being ticked about the stop the whole rest of the day.
It may work as a broad way of doing things, but not everyone is the same, if I'm not happy about something, even a funny joke won't make me crack because I'm already upset at that point, my joy will come when I can have time alone to think and blow off steam.
YepImTheToaster None of his business. Non criminal traffic infraction. Write me a ticket or let me go. My personal property is none of the officers business.
YepImTheToaster Yeah I got a bag of dog shit in the back so watch were you put your hand.
Laugh? FOH....."I dont answer questions" is what you should say
That's why you install a 360 hidden cams inside and out of the car
Central Falls Rhode Island 1997 I had just cashed two pay checks and was on my way home on foot in the afternoon. It was dark and around 4:30 pm at the time being December. It was cold so I had on a hoodie and a winter coat along with a hat under the hood. I don't like cold air so I always bundle up in the cold. The police stopped me because they thought I was suspicious. They illegally searched me without my permission and found over $500 in my pocket, the proceeds from two week's pay. They then accused me of being a drug dealer "because only drug dealers walk around with that much cash on them." So they confiscated the money. They then released me without charges. They refused to give me a receipt or any other documents indicating that they took my money. When I tried to complain I was arrested and charged with filing a false police report. The charges were dropped but I never got back my money. I was told by the mayor's office that only drug dealers have more than $100 on them at any given time and that the police have the right to confiscate all money over that amount any time they search anyone even if they don't charge you with a crime. This in clear violation of the constitution. They don't care and there is nothing you can do about it. So I got better at hiding my money. At a later time the same police department invaded my home without warrant and shoved a gun in my mouth and threatened to murder me if I did not tell them where kept my drugs. I don't have drugs. I have never done any illegal drugs. I am fairly certain this was retaliation for complaining about the first incident. The Pawtucket, Central Falls, Woonsocket, Lincoln and Providence police departments are deeply corrupt and run roughshod over everyone's rights. A Woonsocket cop in uniform once threatened to shoot me for not being sufficiently cooperative. We were not in the city of Woonsocket at the time but rather in the heart of a neighboring town near my own home. I contacted the police in my town and complained and the Woonsocket officer was warned to stay out of that town. Lincoln cops illegally detained a friend of mine and beat the crap out of him for being gay. Lincoln cops have a reputation for beating up gay people. If you ever file a complaint about Providence police you can expect all kinds of problems from having your registration and license mysteriously canceled to having your utilities shut off. Your landlord will be told that you are a drug dealer and that he has to evict you if he does not want his building confiscated. Your boss will get similar threats. My brother had to move out of state because he filed a complaint about a cop who rented one of his apartments. The guy completely trashed the apartment breaking windows and destroying a brand new $40,000 kitchen. The last straw was when he threatened my brother with his service revolver for charging him a $10 late fee for being three months behind in his rent. The next day my brother was charged with driving an unregistered vehicle with an suspended license. My brother had a perfect driving record and he had registered the vehicle three months earlier when he bought it. The car was brand new and worth $20k at the time. they confiscated that and he still owed $18k on it. He had to continue to make payments for years on a vehicle the Providence police confiscated after they falsified his registration record. He moved out in 1999 and I moved out in 2104. They are still trying to collect tax on a vehicle I sold in 2015 in Florida. it seems you have to prove you no longer own the vehicle by traveling to their DMV (there is no such thing as a visit to the DMV in Rhode Island that takes less than three weeks to complete) and filing documents in person. They refuse to say what documents they accept as proof. Rhode Island is one of the most corrupt states.
Thats horrific
😢😢😢😭 Unfortunately there really are a lot of arrogant, abusive cops. Just like politicians, they take gross advantage of their positions of power over others.
I ended up fighting cops that used to bully me in school. They took the cuffs off in the sally way. The streets will toughn you up! they did not win by a mile and the Judge dismissed the cased when I asked to see the video in front of the jury. They did gay things too when the rest got me in the cell. I know trash when I smell it.
Wow man I'm sorry thats fucked up. I hope your life is better now I really do. God be with you
4:21 “commentators on the video, presumably professional criminals..”
*no mate*
It was a bunch of work lads messing around and you clearly found the clip on Daily Dose Of Internet as it was featured fairly recently...
*bruh some people*
HAVE A GREAT OAT 4:20
"Most important and useful trick in this whole video" lmao we know this dude saw that clip go viral on like twitter and thought it was so genius that he had to make a video about it and just threw in 9 other bullshit "tricks" so it doesn't seem like he made this video only for that clip. Love the way he makes it seem like everyone is gonna start carrying around like 3 foot diameter duct piping in their back pocket haahahaha
tech 101 my man 👌🏼👌🏼👍🏼👍🏼
lamakicker69 Yeah I though that, it’s as if he made a whole video just so he could throw that clip in...
Oh man you sure exposed him.
Would you like some attention or a cookie?
"Most criminals aren't smart enough to pull this [incredibly simple trick that requires no intelligence] off successfully."
😂😂 Good one
Wow 😲 I was surprised. Not.
Tu Bailey you must pretty smart! Congrats
Or smart ass
:-0 no u just have to be black bc we go through it everyday😊
Kemba Walker oh right, I forgot cops are required to pull over blacks because they like to...
L. Choitz yep
Good advice! Been preparing duct work to hide from police when I raid area 51
The duct to hide in was too funny, i bet someone will take this serious and try it.
Why wouldn't you?
Given the right circumstances, itd easily work. Look how many of you havnt actually heard of this tactic haha
Daniel D Sizemore
That's actually a brilliant disguise it would definitely work, not with the dogs of course lol but otherwise it would, may sound silly but if it does the trick is all that matters. but unfortunately police also watch UA-cam so it may not anymore. lol
I would try it.
Id get caught anyways, then be on weekly dump crook news blahaha
Yeah but who the hell's gonna carry a piece of duct work with em that size around all day.
I tried the duct work trick in the woods and it didn't work :-(
You need the oak tree version.
It works only on palmas
you needed to haul around a brick chimney
just cover with camo paint and you should be fine
Why? What went wrong it's flawless I would have thought!
So when they ask where you're coming from, just say a concert. Don't say you were at a concert with Debbie doing blow off a painted turtle shell.
NUTSYFRANTIC - Basically
Don't answer questions ever from a cop.
Set Qesu I see that you have only three subscribers. I will sub you, if you sub me. Deal?
Even if we have the turtles consent?
NUTSYFRANTIC LOL
"By simply carrying a reletivly small piece of ductwork"
Ductwork about the size of a person
HA! OK, I'll start carrying duct work ......at all times!! Come on now............
That one had me in pieces laughing hahaha excellent joke that was
Many police officers have probably seen that video by now, so I doubt it will work as intended.
It is so stupid it would probably work! Who would suspect someone to do that?! Still, it was a joke, and a good one at that!
James Insalaco Excuse me, when did I ever jump to the conclusion that this was meant to be a super serious video on evasion techniques against the police? All I said is that cops probably saw it already, friends shared it for a good laugh. With that being said though, they probably also consider that sort of thing when looking for someone, especially duct work randomly sticking out of a wall. Cops see a lot of unordinary things in the line of duty, I know a few.
What's your problem dude? You're making a big deal over a little comment. All I said was that it probably wouldn't work, a simple statement. Go ahead and read my last comment again, the whole thing. You'll see what I'm actually saying.
If you have a complaint against an officer, have a lawyer make copies and serve said complaint. CYA
Don’t be intimidated by them
recently i had a low level pci DUI in sydney ans as my first offence i had a section 10 from the judge with a one year good behaviour bond. Also in my police report it said i was very honest and helpful as i was. then again i got fined $220 for not wearing bicycle helmet five years ago right opposite of my house on a inner side street. i think it all depends on luck though most of the time.
Makes sense, gonna keep that in mind on how to go about such should it happens. :)
Yea,having 6ft of duct work is really practical good tip capone.
Walmart is number 1 on the fortune 500 and McDonalds is up there also so not surprised.
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P.O. 9 5 yco
Now they are going to ban ductwork over 4 inches in California
“By simply carrying a small piece of duct work at all times…” Hahaha!
Um.....even if you haven't been drinking, it's illegal to have an open alcoholic beverage container in the vehicle. So the suggestion of opening one just to annoy the cop is beyond moronic.
Robbit 73 Thank You!
In some States, your welcome .
*It wAs A JOkE*
Plus, reaching into your glove compartment without the direct assent of the officer is a TERRIBLE idea
Phill Lawn, the law exists in almost all States. Not just some. You're welcome. There are only a handful that don't have this law. Ten or less. Again, YOU'RE welcome...
Number one thing cops don't want you to know: Cops are not above the law.
Apophis even though some try to be
eh; not true; Cops have a different set of laws; so technically they are. Not saying I agree with it; but it is a fact...
Apophis ye
Apophis
Well their not supposed to be
But more and more cops are committing murder, and at worse they get a paid vacation, not so much of a punishment so? Idk anymore. But their not supposed to be, their no different then you or me or anyone else that have a job not even a very well paying one at that, a job upholding the law and protecting its citizens they don't make the law nor were they supposed to break it but they do and their getting away with it..
The FOP is the biggest group of gangsters in the US. The US military and the FOP are collecting their paychecks from the Mafia. Five Mafia Families help runsa the US Government. People need to open their eyes to what is really going on in this country cause it's pure evil.
A TRICK IS TO NOT HIT THE BRAKE IF UR SPEEDING, LET GO OF THE GAS CUZ WHEN COPS SEE THE BRAKE LIGHTS GO ON IT SHOWS YOU WERE SPEEDING
a trick is not to shoot at police men. if you shoot they know you got a gun..
Tommy Mayers
So true...unless you're really going fast or you're the only one on the road and the cop is just board.
The officer is going by what they clocked you at. If you hit the brakes after you've already past them then its to late.
W00DCHUCK if you're doing say 45mph and you pass one in a 30mph zone. You can brake but as soon as you pass them STOP so they don't see your brake lights. If they ask why just say "you get anxious around police cars and speed cameras."
Tony Williams
I think you should read your comment. There are a couple of logic errors in it.
(When video gets published)
"FBI OPEN UP"
Medical staff also destroy complaints against others in that occupation. Those with power will often abuse that power. Also considering that my grandfather was a dispatcher in my town for over a decade I know all of the older cops on the police force. Knowing most of the government staff in a town can help a person out quite a bit.
Thx i escaped from the police
Gaxxor i dont know, are you sure?
Gaxxor same
Gaxxor yeah sure
Wtf, What sounds like a joke is taken literally. You people need to chill.
Calm... down
It is a joke
The best to do is say nothing. Remain silent at all times.
I Am Chedda answer questions that pertain to identity. Saying absolutely nothing is an easy way to land an obstruction charge.
Only thing you can do
Part of being an HVAC tech is knowing your way around duct work. Looks like saggy flexible duct work is good for something after all.
A ticket quota 🤣 I’ve never been pressured to write a ticket in my career.
If you are a police officer i want to thank you for what you do.
theREULv3. If your a cop can you answer a question for me can you be charged of possession when you were already hand cuffed and in the back of squad car and the officer claims to have found the stuff in the console of the vehicle which was not mine also but tells me if no one takes claim i will still be charged with it
Fuck you pig
D Hill the car was not mine
D Hill look i understand tryin to defend your brother officer but you took an oath to protect civilians as well
Um... If anyone is intelligent enough to graduate high school, they will know whether or not a corrugated duct would realistically come out of the sidewalk, ground, or brick. Stupid idea.
Kitterz he said do it in industrial or urban areas and I see pipes that comes out of the industrial areas
Kitterz One problem - K9 😼
Kitterz this is the stuff they don't teach in school, I'm near graduating in 6 months, and still haven't learned this
Kitterz
Nope, US education is pretty bad so I can see how an American may be able to get away with it.
Also, he said that only a smart criminal would be able to pull it off, meaning that the person may go somewhere where it would fit in.
Kitterz I seriously doubt an officer in pursuit at full speed is going to hit the corner and even notice that duct. While it may not be foolproof it is a clever idea.
Requiring snow chains seems crazy to me as in Minnesota it’s illegal to drive on public roads with chains on your tiers. I wonder if those zip ties would be legal?
Jacklyn Wyatt same in Michigan. They've been outlawed in most states due to them destroying the roads. They'll tear up concrete. And the plastic ones wear down quick(as in days)
Obeying the law? Throw that rule at the cops since they break the laws more than civilians do instead of protecting and serving
Oooooo you're one of those
@@yungsuccog8223 it is common known fact
yikes
Agree!
Especially since 95% of them speed when they ARENT responding to a call. Especially when they fly by just to stop at the next light 🤷🏻♂️
Got pulled over in an 20 plus year speed trap, in a local town, for going the speed limit. They, since 1985 would pull over people for no good reason. When I was 20 they pulled me over, took my car, and my father had to get me. He got pulled over three times in 1/4 of a mile.
So this time I was with my buddy, an ex Delta Force Captain. He not only knows the law, he doesn't take that crap from any bad cops. He knew they were recording, so he said loudly, "have you been drinking officer?" The cop literally went back into his car and took off...
Citizens should not have to learn how to deal with police officers. Police officers should have to learn how to deal with citizens.
Citizens should learn to show cops respect
@@scooterpinball Cops should learn to respect citizens
Fines issued by cops should go to charity, that way cops won't be tempted to issue more fines than necessary to increase their budget.
Umm, if that happened then your taxes would go through the roof because that money is included in the budget...without that money your taxes would have to make up the difference.
This is a total distortion of the facts. Police departments actual see very little revenue from fines. The government entity which employs the police force may see 5% of the monies collected by fines and that money goes into the general fund, not to the law enforcement agencies budget. Most money collected from "fines" are actually court costs which fund the clerk of courts, prosecutor's office, public defenders, court personnel, including judges, and to fund public safety related education efforts, i.e. seat belt public service announcement, anti-drug and alcohol efforts, etc...
there was a severe problem with cops pulling over people constantly in an area of Denton County , north of Dallas ,Texas...
the three towns involved were Lake Dallas ,Corinth and Hickory Creek.. they all had the same judge.. a woman.
. and I was hearing stories from so many people about the corruption and seeing for myself tickets being written out whether 3 in the morning , 2 in the afternoon, 7 in the morning, 7 at night.. that I was afraid to drive in my own neighborhood .
..I had heard that it even made the Dallas Morning News and a librarian said she remembered reading about it.
... there was obviously some kind of collusion and Corruption going on.. obviously SOMEBODY WAS BENEFITING ..I could not believe the stories I was hearing and how unfairly people are being treated.
gardensofthegods enforcing vehicle code does not show any wrong doing
Washable Junk everyone breaks laws, usually without even knowing. You want a cop to follow you and wait for you to slip up?
Seat belt clip to open beer bottles. Now that's interesting!
Also, open container laws apply.
there is a flaw to that about the duck thing you mention, what about the K9 unit that can sniff you out? does it block the scent or it is a simple thing as if anyone not carrying drugs?
ah ok thanks!
DUCT
Boni those damn police beacer units. They always get me.
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Reminds me of Cro.
I wouldn't have noticed this! I own chains/cables. But that was very observant of you.
Lol
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Only good part of the video was learning about those zip ties. Wonder if they work...
Civil Forfeiture is unconstitutional, because it violates our 4th Amendment Right.
"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."
"OUR" 4th Amendment Right - why do you Yanks always assume that everyone who reads anything online is one of you?
Alexandra G
Because the video is about police in the USA dumbass.
Examples given, like The People vs Mays was in California... & notice how most of the police in the video are NYPD.
Last I checked... California & New York is located in the United States Of America.
OOTurok You're right.
God its like europeans are brainwashed into believing the royalists will save them...they havent done jackshit in over a thousand years..it would be like hollywood running america for a thousand years and shit
@@jgaworski1 most Europeans think the royals are a bunch of lazy tax money spongeing wankers that dont deserve shit, part of the reason the cunts still exist is because tourists think they are great for some reason
My favorite is hiding in a duct work 4:10! I never knew this was actually tried 🤣😅😂!
This has to be by someone from the U.S., the most creative thinking people I know😁!
@MS , it's how we got to be a 3rd world country.
You have the right to remain silent, because anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Thats when you get arrested, not detained
"If you are innocent, if you are very intellegent, you should be able to defend your case easily, unless its the government suing you"
“Copyright strike by law enforcement”
"Hey isn't that duct over there that one we see that sketchy fellas carrying around all the time?"
"I think you're right.....wanna pump it full of pepper spray or taze the outside and see what happens?"
Man, I thought this channel was a reliable source.
Only problem in America with not giving them consent to search your vehicle, they’ll call the K-9 unit, and the dog will hit giving them probable cause to search your vehicle
No problem if you got nothing to hide. I had 3 drug dogs in my car once because I was parked in my driveway when the house next door got raided. Remember to keep a box of dog treats in your car instead lol.
Or they will just make you wait till they get a warrent.
You act like they have a k-9 unit on hand whenever they need one. Don't be so quick to give consent.
Hernan Posada If they have probable cause, which they usually don't when they ask to search. It is usually a fishing expedition.
With the number of false positives hits from dogs.. You know that they have been trained to react when given a command by voice or by hand gestures.
It might even be a smell of oil gasoline diesel...etc.
I’m calling the cops they don’t want us to know this
ArrowMcSpicy Gaming what r u going to gain from it
Flying Kitty Ur replies
ArrowMcSpicy Gaming we're coming for ya!
LOL OK I joke :)
Have a good one
Snitches get stitches.
what r u going to gain from this
5:53 🤣🤣 I thought that was a washing machine for a second 🤣🤣
You dont need to answer questions period!!!
Thats right. Only if you speak to a lawyer first.
Harley Jameson please don’t answer questions about why you are carrying the duct work around you at all times! All times!
Since it's legal for cops to lie, then it's only fair for us to be able to legally lie to them.
john tracy The irritating thing is they write fraudulent police reports, claiming someone said something they did NOT say. and if asked to testify, nothing discussed with officers is treated as fact, only as heresay, so it is dismissed. However, the civilian ---- every thing they say CAN and WILL be used AGAINST them, NOT for them. ONLY against them.
If they have to pass some psych testing to get hired, keep in mind that they might be looking for personality traits suitable to that line of work, NOT a normal person who wants everyone to get along. I also read somewhere that they all have to become Free Masons, and if they don't , they are driven off the force. They have never once helped me, only harmed me and helped my abuser literally get away with attempted murder. Then I need to fend off their fund raising telemarketer calls asking for more money. NO! They get paid well and have great benefits.
They can, you can't. they are cops they have the authority, you have not. they catch criminals, you do not, they protect us, you do not
1) There is only 4 things you say to a cop:
.GET .. ME .. A .. LAWYER
2) Almost everybody I know who got caught with something
say they never been arrested for more than half of what they had.
3) Legally a cop is an officer of the court system. Never confess!
4) As such, lying to get out of, or get someone in, legal trouble is called
Felony Perjury. 6 months in jail and a 15k$ fine per charge is possible.
5) Or an Obstruction of Justice charge. If you put money in a meter so
someone else won't get a ticket, you can get one of these for your jacket.
6) Cops are predators. Who stands out in the herd gets hunted. So Don't!
No stickers, decals, odd colors, etc on your car. Get in line, get in lane,
and get there without being different. No loud music or mufflers.
7) They do NOT work for you! The City Council commands the police chief.
The cops job are to defend and protect the City Council- on up- from you.
Cops don't just get up and wander around. They're just following orders.
LOL@ HIDING OUT IN A VENT
That's stupid... If u just stand still u become invisible... Carry duct work... Geez... :-)
Kimberly Andrade Idk too many criminals carrying metal ducts but that is pretty damn creative and funny even if its made up. I can see cops that watched this video prob now checking ducts on the side of homes. lol
Officer; "do you know why I pulled you over today?"
Driver; "because you have quotas to fill?"
Rudeness at it's finest LOL. :)
I knew cops and police had sick minds..😤
“Obey the law” yeah if we wanted to do that, then why would we be watching this video?
It's strange how much a bottle opener resembles a seat belt*
At the 7:27 mark, the snow chains are called ZIP GRIP GO TIES. Pretty neat idea.
if a law is unconstitutional, you are obligated to disobey it.
The downside to civil disobedience is that you must also be willing to get arrested and make your case in court. Otherwise you are just a common criminal.
This is true if you are willing to prove how and why its illegal to be a law.
Just throwing words around does nothing.
Yes but talking loud and yelling I know my rights is a quick way to gfet a resisting arrest charge and that can be a charge even if the judge dismisses the bogus charge you were stopped for.
EVLfreak666 you mean like seatbelt laws? They are unconstitutional and that law was only made to generate massive amounts of cash for the states. Yes they do save lives but at the same time it's none of their business if I wear a seatbelt or not in my car. It's my life they have no control over it. I've never wore my seatbelt and been pulled over for it I would say...about 25 times in the last 5 years and have never paid one ticket and still carry a valid license. Most of the police that pull me over for it usually give me a warning after I explained to them I don't wear one and never have until it is a law for every motorcyclist to wear a helmet in every state and our children to wear seatbelts on school buses. until then, I will not obey an unconstitutional law!
EVLfreak666 yes,yes, and yes! Thank you.
casually carry a small piece of ductwork at all times
Almandine Fox basically you're just playing a game of prop hunt with the law
This is about USA law enforcement right?
So far, yep...
No. Theirs cops in every country.
He means the rules. Where I am from it is illegal to film cops & also illegal to operate a phone / handset while operating a vehicle. Even if said vehicle is parked & you're in the driver's seat, you can still be charged
@@ShazeemKhan if you are stopped by a police and put out your engine, no prob :) ,
and dashcam are in general legal in most places, only sharing personal video from others without their consent is illegal.
this video does make me feel extra lucky not being under USA policing but under a lot fairer policing :)
@@JeroenJA not here. They strict af wrt to that. However dash cams are legal. Thank u for claryfying
HOW long do you think it takes to get prints!??! Lol! I live in Australia, and unless we're somehow WAY faster than the US, half an hour for prints, tops.
Alright, I've been monitoring your channel for a while a you have officially crossed the line, we will see you in about 3 days
The metal air duct one is genius 💯✊ I'm gonna walk around with one now
can also use while driving . maybe while drive And phone at once.
trying to duct out of crime
It's all a money game.
You have been demoted due to lack of grammar.
Insane Comedion shut up. Cops barely make enough to live on. You're such a fucking idiot.
Propose a better alternative, with proof of history of success of course.
Preston Hanson ikr cops are such capitalist pigs (even though they make a tiny amount of money and there are lots of easier and less risky jobs with a much higher pay)
www.discoverpolicing.org/why_policing/?fa=financial_stability
www.salary.com/8-jobs-youll-love-pay-50000/slide/9/
Seth Ellison then what should we do instead
“Or tricks You can use to get out of troubles”
Me:*hears cops come down streets patrolling*
Y-you dont mean thief’s right??
in australia we dont have organised crime its very hard to compete with the police
America was like that. Nothing wrong with showing respect to someone trained to protect you. Now days the criminal wants all the respect and have more rights than law bidding citizens.
I used that ducked work thing one time I was working at a construction site were we was building appointment complex and they had a warrant for me I saw them talking to my supervisor and I did the duck work trick now I had to stay there for like 2 hours while they looked for me but a buddy keep texting me let me knw what happening and I got away with it but they caught me 3 months later
Ductwork doesn't work. The Parks Ranger still caught me!
Lounge lizard you bought the cheap one
Why is the dude talking like they teaching criminals how to get away with murder
"If you did a crime and they asked if you did it, you have the right to remain silent"