19 Simple Psychological Tricks That Actually Work

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  • @SantiYounger
    @SantiYounger 6 років тому +1634

    Great video! here's a short index I hope you find useful:
    #1… 0:29 … Never start a question with "could you".
    #2… 0:58 … Look at the middle of the forehead to make someone uncomfortable.
    #3… 1:18 … If someone is avoiding an answer, make a pause while keeping eye contact.
    #4… 1:46 … If you want someone to like you, ask them to explain something.
    #5… 2:03 …When asking a question you want an affirmative answer to, nod your head.
    #6… 2:17 …During a phone call, you can make anyone hold stuff or take it away, without them noticing.
    #7… 2:40 … If you want someone to do something for you, doubt they can do it
    .
    #8 … 3:06 … Start nodding in the middle of a conversation, for better attention
    .
    #9 … 3:21 …For negotiation, be disappointed with the offer
    .
    #10 … 3:36 …To wake up, sit up, lift up your hands in a fist and yell "Yeah"
    .
    #11 … 3:55 …Say weird phrases while doing tasks you often forget.
    #12 … 4:20 …If someone tries to argue, say something nice to them, put yourself in their shoes.
    #13 … 4:49 …Tasks for lazy team member say: Start with this
    .
    #14 … 5:19 …For public speaking, bring water, use the moment of drinking it for a pause to remember.
    #15 … 5:51 …If someone is staring at you, look at their shoes.
    #16 … 6:04 …If you act worried when you see someone, they'll be worried when they see you
    .
    #17 … 6:19 …Instead of accusing, state the facts.
    #18 … 6:38 …If you didn't sleep well, pretend you did.
    #19 … 7:04 …It's easy to remember the start of the day or the end of the day, a good tip for job interviews.

    • @rai-ul-ainkhalid6354
      @rai-ul-ainkhalid6354 6 років тому +23

      Thanks for this...its really very helpful👌

    • @SantiYounger
      @SantiYounger 6 років тому +11

      @@rai-ul-ainkhalid6354 nice! Really glad it helps, I found this tips really cool and wanted to take notes on it

    • @janeye4796
      @janeye4796 6 років тому +1

      SantiProjects I ok

    • @control4017
      @control4017 6 років тому +8

      Was looking for this, thanks.

    • @SantiYounger
      @SantiYounger 6 років тому +2

      @@control4017 awesome!! Which tip is your favourite?

  • @johnes
    @johnes 4 роки тому +2856

    When you are late to something, don’t say sorry I’m late. Say: thank you for your patience. This especially works well for sales jobs and makes the person you say it to feel more respected.

    • @sanafathima9315
      @sanafathima9315 3 роки тому +55

      Wow this is helpful thanks

    • @Technotrad3r
      @Technotrad3r 3 роки тому +28

      Thanks for the tip

    • @annamorgan3431
      @annamorgan3431 3 роки тому +68

      When people do that sort of thing, I just feel a bit annoyed. It's so manipulative and condescending.

    • @attackhelicopter8312
      @attackhelicopter8312 3 роки тому +3

      Thx

    • @johnes
      @johnes 3 роки тому +65

      @Pallavi Dalvi the thing that I said? I was in sales for a large furniture company like 6 years ago and they told us to tell customers “thank you for your patience” instead of “sorry I’m late. “ also why are you typing in all caps and thirsty for likes? I have no interest in thumbs up or thumbs down. My comment was just to pass along what I was taught.

  • @sHaRiNgAn1011
    @sHaRiNgAn1011 6 років тому +836

    If someone is looking at you, look slightly above their head with the expression of something scary being behind them. People love it.

    • @fastfoxblox
      @fastfoxblox 6 років тому +10

      Lol

    • @danielnystrom8440
      @danielnystrom8440 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @AquaroseSupahgirl
      @AquaroseSupahgirl 6 років тому +41

      Alternatively, act like something really funny is behind them. Look like you're trying to stifle a laugh and maybe pretend to send a text to a friend. They'll seem confused and maybe even embarrassed.

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 6 років тому +58

      Or stare right back and don't move a muscle, and continue staring even when they start walking away. Making yourself seem like even more of a creep than they are were works pretty well.

    • @rohinrudra
      @rohinrudra 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @carriethompson9826
    @carriethompson9826 3 роки тому +187

    “Smile because it makes people wonder what you are up to” is a quote I heard a long time ago!

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 6 років тому +5166

    *alarm goes off*
    YEEEEEAAAAH!
    *Silently cries back to sleep*

  • @octaviussludberry9016
    @octaviussludberry9016 6 років тому +1352

    Another basic psychological technique is, not using the word forget, when asking someone to do something. Instead, say 'remember' to hit that like and subscribe button.
    The same technique is applied when someone is carrying something with liquid in. They say 'don't spill it'. The word spill is now in their mind. Instead, say, keep it steady, this makes them focus on the steady part.

    • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
      @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  6 років тому +43

      🤔 Does it really work?

    • @hime7173
      @hime7173 6 років тому +37

      I dunno about the "forget" part but I kinda agree with the "spill" thing, if someone told me not to spill something I directly imagine myself spilling it and thus get shaky nerves like I might spill it anytime eventho I have a good grip in it, which sometimes ends up in me taking longer to do something which has a chance of me actually spilling the thing, with the keep "steady" part, I never experienced getting told that when I handle liquids but I have been instructed so for other stuff, and yes, there's still the pressure of actually being steady but I was able to focus on the task more than imagining other stuff

    • @shab3315
      @shab3315 6 років тому +10

      I agree. Commands are more effective than prohibition

    • @lindenpeters2601
      @lindenpeters2601 6 років тому +27

      A positive command is often more effective than a negative one.

    • @staticklingon2182
      @staticklingon2182 6 років тому +11

      There's a similar principle in training. Don't tell employees what not to do, tell them what to do. We avoid saying "no" words. So instead of saying "Don't put the cables on the side of the truck" we say "put the cables on the wall hook."
      This is also, of course, so they know what TO DO as well. If you were to say "*Don't* put the brushes in the sink" you really haven't told them what to do with the brushes. So they'll probably end up on top of the cabinet. Lol. Similar principle I imagine, though. Maybe.

  • @irend1163
    @irend1163 5 років тому +2488

    The wake up trick is doesn't seems work
    The bed pulled me again, the gravitational power is so strong

    • @lizgonzalez8352
      @lizgonzalez8352 5 років тому +11

      Bluenix _Indo oh same happens ALL the time 😔

    • @Nxtn
      @Nxtn 5 років тому +1

      Too*

    • @risvan1816
      @risvan1816 5 років тому +4

      Same here

    • @lupita-mc1oo
      @lupita-mc1oo 5 років тому +2

      IKR

    • @pi_beta7306
      @pi_beta7306 5 років тому +21

      Tried it. Made two fists, tried to say "YEA" but "NO" came out and I overslept for 2 hours

  • @trUth.365
    @trUth.365 3 роки тому +242

    When trying to grab someone's attention who is talking loudly over you...Simply just speak softly to them... continue this no matter how loud they are... Subconsciously they will quiet down their voice and speak more softly as they attempt to listen to your words. It's like when you turn the volume down on the radio in your car when you are trying to find an address or see something important infront of you.
    Try it...It Actually Works!

    • @KEngum1
      @KEngum1 2 роки тому +6

      A soft answer turns away wrath

    • @Firstthunder
      @Firstthunder 2 роки тому +9

      When my first child was young I found myself raising my voice. It was not effective and scared her. So I switched to talking softly near her so she had to strain to hear.

    • @Cl4rendon
      @Cl4rendon 2 роки тому +8

      A proven technique i have often used arguing with angry customers on the phone - LOL

    • @MangoWifi831
      @MangoWifi831 8 місяців тому +1

      Not when ur trying to get the attention of 8 screaming 4-year-olds 😭

    • @heathergerbyshak4078
      @heathergerbyshak4078 2 місяці тому

      This works with animals, too. It’s a great way to quiet down some parrots-whispering back. Extra points if the bird learns to “whisper” instead of screeching.

  • @medievalegg9936
    @medievalegg9936 5 років тому +10174

    Imagine trying these tricks on someone and that person watched the video too.

    • @littlechocchip
      @littlechocchip 5 років тому +144

      😂😂😂

    • @mustard9241
      @mustard9241 5 років тому +195

      I would cry

    • @nashacepcion9187
      @nashacepcion9187 5 років тому +34

      hahahaa

    • @deng4335
      @deng4335 5 років тому +38

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrKiesel
      @MrKiesel 5 років тому +373

      He will watch my shoes, and I watch his Forehead

  • @Lulu-xl5cm
    @Lulu-xl5cm 6 років тому +3202

    In a crowded place, like a subway. Keep watching straight ahead and make confident steps, people will automaticly step out of your way.

    • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
      @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  6 років тому +181

      Oh, that's a good one! I use it all the time! 👍

    • @josediazasmr6014
      @josediazasmr6014 6 років тому +236

      What if the one on the other side is doing the same walking your way

    • @hisdarksecret
      @hisdarksecret 6 років тому +33

      I do this all the time! It's very effective.

    • @keepitdicey
      @keepitdicey 6 років тому +60

      @@josediazasmr6014 Normally you will just shift your gaze by a few degree to say you're moving left around them. They automatically notice the shift and accommodate.

    • @Neurofunkyy
      @Neurofunkyy 6 років тому +15

      @@josediazasmr6014 a black hole

  • @jaywellington6504
    @jaywellington6504 6 років тому +16388

    I have a tip for getting through a crowd at the end of a concert fast ! Just say, in a somewhat loud voice to your friend, "oh god, i think i gotta throw up!' The people within earshot will part in a nanosecond. Get a few steps ahead, aaannndd say it again! 😄 keep doing this til you reach your destination. Works every time 😉

    • @robbyritter4245
      @robbyritter4245 6 років тому +871

      I usually just scream FIRE!!!

    • @ananunez8331
      @ananunez8331 6 років тому +1480

      8 8 i think its not about them moving because they want to help you, they move because they dont want to be infected with puke

    • @checkeredpenguin
      @checkeredpenguin 6 років тому +360

      I just scream EXCUSE ME!!! Really loud. It works so well. I guess when they look at you, you have time to escape while they are unaware of their surroundings, or they think that you have to get somewhere urgent.

    • @vedikalalla9108
      @vedikalalla9108 6 років тому +53

      @ 🤣

    • @KaylahDemi
      @KaylahDemi 6 років тому +148

      On a random note, I had the flu and puked out a car window on a 6 lane highway. They let us over :)

  • @myguy-123
    @myguy-123 3 місяці тому +669

    your mistake is that you still believe in this type of clips. and you just don't even know that there is a dark side of psychology. Since I read the book The Manipulation Enigma, everything has changed

  • @shadowgamer970
    @shadowgamer970 5 років тому +3344

    When someone is staring at me, it feels so uncomfortable because it feels like they are judging your looks...

    • @rinsenpai5348
      @rinsenpai5348 5 років тому +57

      Ikr!

    • @archaos6563
      @archaos6563 5 років тому +212

      They could also think you are attractive in most cases.

    • @woojinniees5959
      @woojinniees5959 5 років тому +105

      Shadow Gamer I know right!
      Sometimes kids always starring at me, I know there young
      But I became so anxious:”

    • @isuddenlywannaowo4391
      @isuddenlywannaowo4391 5 років тому +94

      Slap them

    • @crocieraa
      @crocieraa 5 років тому +8

      same.

  • @stefanbezema
    @stefanbezema 6 років тому +1866

    If you want something from someone else, start bargaining with more then what you want. For example: you need one day off from your job. You ask your boss two days off. He might refuse. You then ask 'how about one day then'? He will be more likely to accept. This is due to the tendency in humans to give something back in return when they are given something. You 'give' your boss one day and he feels like he should give something back., in this case one day off instead of two.

    • @lungelodoncabe253
      @lungelodoncabe253 6 років тому +25

      Wow. This comment is too matured brah!

    • @iamasmurf1122
      @iamasmurf1122 6 років тому +5

      Stefan Bezema I would look for workers who actually don’t play games as is said in the apprentice “your fired “

    • @lungelodoncabe253
      @lungelodoncabe253 6 років тому +4

      Even if it's from boss baby, it's still matured. Stop being jealous🙂If u ddnt knw what to say...you shoul've stayed silent!

    • @kuro1596
      @kuro1596 6 років тому +11

      It's called the "door to the face" technique

    • @stefanbezema
      @stefanbezema 6 років тому +15

      @anastasia kuznetsova It is? I did see the movie but don't remember this being mentioned. I've got it from an article about manipulation, don't remember the source but this advice stuck. I used it sometimes and it actually works

  • @prayineveryday
    @prayineveryday 6 років тому +701

    I have tried #12 and it works. My neighbor was ranting at me, and instead of arguing back or defending myself verbally, i quietly said, "You did a good job mowing your yard." They stopped yelling (like someone had thrown on the brakes to their mouth!) and walked off. This principle is also found in the writings of King Solomon; Proverbs 15:1 - "A soft answer turns away wrath."

    • @stephanies3246
      @stephanies3246 6 років тому +3

      💛

    • @HALEY-os8jf
      @HALEY-os8jf 6 років тому +3

      prayineveryday that's so funny

    • @headpump
      @headpump 6 років тому +22

      Just goes to show how little humans have changed emotionally all these thousands of years in spite of all the knowledge and tech advancement..

    • @jabezfajardo4517
      @jabezfajardo4517 6 років тому +6

      woahhh thas a good one

    • @noel4519
      @noel4519 6 років тому +19

      Next you should look at his wife and say you look beautiful today

  • @friendly_lp
    @friendly_lp 2 місяці тому +1504

    it's kinda crazy how nobody's talking about the forbidden psychology ebook called the manipulation enigma

    • @englishisfun9032
      @englishisfun9032 2 місяці тому +1

      Ooh what's that? I don't know about that 🤨

    • @friendly_lp
      @friendly_lp 2 місяці тому +1

      it's a ebook

    • @Sumtik_77
      @Sumtik_77 Місяць тому +1

      Just bought the book and I see there are some really interesting chapters. I’ll share the results

  • @DrShaym
    @DrShaym 6 років тому +14133

    When you get pulled over by a cop and he asks you if you know how fast you were going, tell him, "I don't know, but you must have been going faster if you caught up to me." This will cause him to have an existential crisis, enabling your escape.

    • @GooseCrack
      @GooseCrack 6 років тому +155

      Hehe hello there

    • @omairkhan3641
      @omairkhan3641 6 років тому +306

      Did it work for you?

    • @Deepak-od6bv
      @Deepak-od6bv 6 років тому +879

      Dr Shaym gets shot

    • @slenem141
      @slenem141 6 років тому +58

      Dr Shaym!!!

    • @kalifa______
      @kalifa______ 6 років тому +333

      Dr Shaym lol what don't do this kids you'll end up in jail

  • @valerielaurence
    @valerielaurence 6 років тому +1436

    Instead of saying "sorry", say "thank you" (ex: "sorry for being late" would be "thanks for your patience")
    The other person feels less angry and more flattered , so they tend to forgive you more easily.

    • @maryrichardson6029
      @maryrichardson6029 6 років тому +30

      Good Point.

    • @Sunset553
      @Sunset553 6 років тому +32

      I’ve been doing that since I read about it and it doesn’t seem to help. Now I wonder if I should have been apologizing lol

    • @likeandsubscribe-v5r
      @likeandsubscribe-v5r 6 років тому +91

      instead of saying sorry i cheated on you_ say. Thanks for the opportunity to cheat :
      (i will let you know what my gal will say)

    • @bdemaree
      @bdemaree 6 років тому +18

      Worked in restaurants for 20 yrs. I always told new servers that's the #1 rule to getting better tips. Never say I'm sorry, say I'm on it. Example, I know your food is late. I'm headed back to the kitchen now. If they don't have it ready I'll cook it myself.

    • @RonanAquilius
      @RonanAquilius 6 років тому +69

      I don't agree with that, by saying "sorry" it acknowledges that you are in the wrong, which is what people want to hear when they're tirelessly waiting for you. Saying "thank you" feels like you are taking and profiting something from them, like their time.

  • @wendyw4487
    @wendyw4487 6 років тому +2519

    when I was young woman, I worked in an all male environment....loved it and most of these guys were so smart, funny that I looked forward to going to work every single day. However, two of them could never speak to me without staring directly at my chest, which would rattle me. One guy was bald and the other had a big belly. My much older and wiser girlfriend told me to stare directly at the bald head or the big belly whenever either of these guys talked to me. It worked!!!!! I rattled THEM.......soon they would shift their eyes to mine and within a week or two I had trained them to look at my face and not my chest while speaking to me. It was so liberating and it also resolved this issue without firing a shot.

  • @workingmothercatlover6699
    @workingmothercatlover6699 3 роки тому +221

    Growing up the youngest in my family, I was often ignored, and sadly still am. Whenever I had something I thought was important, but nobody was paying me attention, I would loudly yell 'fine! I won't say it!'. That always got them begging me to say what it was. I would resist for a minute, enjoying the power I suddenly had over their curiosity, then tell them. Worked every time growing up.

    • @SuperGreenPlants
      @SuperGreenPlants 3 роки тому +12

      I have the same problem, unfortunatly the times I tried that, they will listen but make it a point to laugh and discount what I said, listing every reason why what I just said has no value.

    • @louevans1439
      @louevans1439 3 роки тому +1

      Did you know that if you go to an texting app if you put :) or :( it'll make a secret emoji!?

    • @williejay3179
      @williejay3179 3 роки тому +2

      @@SuperGreenPlants This is soo sad. It reminds me of my experience growing up. Because I was much younger and therefore smaller they would pass stuff to each other over my head while discussing it.

    • @user-xw1tb7hw4o
      @user-xw1tb7hw4o 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't quite get what in the world you said

    • @workingmothercatlover6699
      @workingmothercatlover6699 3 роки тому +6

      @@user-xw1tb7hw4o for people to listen to me, I had to make them think they wanted to. The thing I found that worked was to make them wonder what I was going to say.

  • @itzllammacornz
    @itzllammacornz 5 років тому +5322

    I was staring at my friends forehead and she said "I know it's big."

  • @alyson.muller
    @alyson.muller 4 роки тому +3438

    When I was younger I knew my mom wouldn’t let me have something so I’d wait till she was on the phone and she’d shake her head yes. That’s how I got stuff I wanted as a kid 😂

    • @celestiac8271
      @celestiac8271 4 роки тому +69

      I can relate 😂

    • @apexgaming4065
      @apexgaming4065 4 роки тому +41

      I did it but it didn't worked

    • @jackskangaroo7274
      @jackskangaroo7274 4 роки тому +28

      Thanks for the tip XD I’ll try it out, after quarantine (which will probably take years ;-;)

    • @interstellar9145
      @interstellar9145 4 роки тому +20

      and all of a sudden my life changed

    • @Mxynoxoxo
      @Mxynoxoxo 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah i do😂😂👌🏻

  • @galvanizedcorpse
    @galvanizedcorpse 6 років тому +1360

    I'm feeling more manipulative, hypocrite and passive aggressive already, thanks!

    • @carnellabobbie948
      @carnellabobbie948 6 років тому +58

      *makes two fist, raise them in the air and yells "yeah"*

    • @hipwave
      @hipwave 6 років тому +8

      ain't that great ?

    • @DS-uc2cq
      @DS-uc2cq 6 років тому +3

      Lol same here!

    • @zixter4756
      @zixter4756 6 років тому +14

      I don't want to be that guy but, the adjective of hypocrite is hypocritical.

    • @nadiamaresca7676
      @nadiamaresca7676 6 років тому +5

      @@zixter4756 thank you for being that guy, English is not my mother tongue and now I learned something new

  • @HotelCaliforniaRoomU
    @HotelCaliforniaRoomU 3 роки тому +143

    When someone is tailgating you on the road, reach up and slowly pretend to adjust your mirror. Most times, the tailgater will back off. It subconsciously reminds people of police officers adjusting their mirror. I learned that years ago and it really works!

    • @laiferickson3006
      @laiferickson3006 3 роки тому +12

      They think your getting plate number too

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 3 роки тому +13

      I just slowly apply the brake.

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 3 роки тому

      @@reubenmanzo2054 ...then accelerate LF

    • @reubenmanzo2054
      @reubenmanzo2054 3 роки тому

      @@rattusnorvegicus4380 No, just watch as their pants change colour.

    • @drachenfeuer5042
      @drachenfeuer5042 3 роки тому +2

      @@reubenmanzo2054 I slam on brakes hard and fast…..just sayin

  • @xBlueUnicorn15
    @xBlueUnicorn15 6 років тому +516

    For me, if someone is staring, I’ll stare back intently and see who breaks away first. Works every time

  • @rohanp6604
    @rohanp6604 6 років тому +2791

    Alarm clock rings...
    Me: Yeeaaaahhh!
    *Goes back to sleep

    • @whatthesigmaW
      @whatthesigmaW 6 років тому +36

      It really doesn't work!

    • @darkshadow3622
      @darkshadow3622 6 років тому +18

      Nope instead i got hit wth a pillow😧

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja 6 років тому +28

      Alarm clock rings...
      Me: Fukin ell *throws alarm clock across the room*

    • @abhishekvarshney7695
      @abhishekvarshney7695 6 років тому +4

      Rohan Patel u deserves a comment like ❤️

    • @ily.ss4
      @ily.ss4 6 років тому +5

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @shion9203
    @shion9203 5 років тому +5801

    I wanted to avoid a person's conversation so I looked at their forehead and they thought I was cross eyed.

  • @goldenpeanuts9
    @goldenpeanuts9 3 роки тому +193

    Loudly say “Look Away” always leaves the starer bewildered 😅

    • @eagleeye2300
      @eagleeye2300 3 роки тому +24

      That made me laugh because it's so bold. One time I took a bus trip and the guy next to me kept putting his leg on mine. He was very shocked when I finally told him to get his leg off of me. Some people are so weird.

    • @ericarobinson1522
      @ericarobinson1522 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @goldenpeanuts9
      @goldenpeanuts9 3 роки тому +2

      @@eagleeye2300 , lol

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 3 роки тому +2

      Point into the distance or up in the sky, shielding your eyes as if you`re looking at an object far away. Then give them the thumbs up and wave goodbye, turning on your heels.

    • @morriganinoregon
      @morriganinoregon 5 місяців тому

      Learned the hard way not to initiate contact, even remotely.

  • @pheihafwen8330
    @pheihafwen8330 4 роки тому +4137

    As soon as I turned off my alarm, I yelled *"Yeah"* and went back to sleep

  • @azu3118
    @azu3118 6 років тому +1855

    I sat up. Yelled "yeah" then layed down and went back to sleep.

  • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
    @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  6 років тому +2987

    TIMESTAMPS:
    #1 0:29
    #2 0:58
    #3 1:18
    #4 1:46
    #5 2:03
    #6 2:17
    #7 2:40
    #8 3:06
    #9 3:21
    #10 3:36
    #11 3:55
    #12 4:20
    #13 4:49
    #14 5:19
    #15 5:51
    #16 6:04
    #17 6:19
    #18 6:38
    #19 7:04

  • @werthechange369
    @werthechange369 3 роки тому +37

    One of my biggest issues is initiating a conversion with a boss or people that have made me feel uncomfortable in the past. If they come to me...I have no problem talking and usually we both feel better like, why was I even hesitant to talk in the first place. Still working on getting better at this but one thing is for sure... I know I have to keep pushing myself towards those "uncomfortable situations" for me to really grow past this irrational fear many of us have.

  • @AngelMartinez-hk9ec
    @AngelMartinez-hk9ec 5 років тому +5904

    I screamed yah and my mom came in and slapped me 🤦‍♂️

  • @keiranlowers7274
    @keiranlowers7274 6 років тому +1557

    Here’s how to avoid somebody sitting next to you on the bus or train: if you see someone about eyeing up the seat next to you, tap the seat and smile at them intensely.

    • @petrlock
      @petrlock 6 років тому +531

      I did that and he's now following me home :'(

    • @ponk6187
      @ponk6187 6 років тому +19

      Petr Lockenbauer wowza

    • @dragontoma
      @dragontoma 6 років тому +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dude-zd4mn
      @dude-zd4mn 6 років тому +6

      💀💀💀

    • @blacbeuti
      @blacbeuti 6 років тому +5

      Lool

  • @user-jn8px4yy3w
    @user-jn8px4yy3w 4 роки тому +7978

    2020: When someone stares at you *cough at them*

  • @rockmotovlogsjp
    @rockmotovlogsjp 4 роки тому +115

    To me when someone criticizes you and scolded you never say a word, but instead keep your mouth shut. Coz it makes them puzzled because you aren't easy to manipulate try it!

    • @rogerhegemier8491
      @rogerhegemier8491 3 роки тому +6

      That's the Perfect thing to do !!!!!

    • @ericarobinson1522
      @ericarobinson1522 3 роки тому +10

      When you come across unbothered and remain silent while being belittled, some people dont know what to do next with that because they're bracing for a fight or argument not to be ignored or their anger not acknowledged. Now they're just standing there alone huffing and puffing with no outlet and probably embarrassed

  • @malvinaedith7704
    @malvinaedith7704 6 років тому +3770

    When someone stares at me, I stare back until they turn away. It works every time, though you will seem like a creep😂

    • @thewolf-cp9pq
      @thewolf-cp9pq 6 років тому +26

      same here😂😂😂😂

    • @sneshadimple1453
      @sneshadimple1453 6 років тому +14

      😂😂 mee toooooo

    • @lungelodoncabe253
      @lungelodoncabe253 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @harlequinsnap
      @harlequinsnap 6 років тому +163

      Why would you seem like a creep when it's the other person who started staring at you?

    • @iamasmurf1122
      @iamasmurf1122 6 років тому +22

      You know some psychopaths would smash your face in right ! You ever lived in NZ ? You walk down the street there staring at people especially gang members they won’t hesitate in slapping you silly until you get a clue

  • @geesecommander4009
    @geesecommander4009 6 років тому +3443

    Why not say “Oppressive Crab” in an interview so that they remember you...

  • @galaxymountain6076
    @galaxymountain6076 5 років тому +3020

    I was busy reading the comments i didnt know the video ended already 😂😂😂

    • @thebabyshork7101
      @thebabyshork7101 5 років тому +7

      Oh my gosh me too

    • @artbylema5058
      @artbylema5058 5 років тому +2

      Galaxy Mountain oh my god me too

    • @rinsenpai5348
      @rinsenpai5348 5 років тому +2

      Lol I wasn't even watching the video

    • @katrinalee5810
      @katrinalee5810 5 років тому +1

      Stares at your forehead 😋😜😝

    • @khuramali2179
      @khuramali2179 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍😍💖💖💖💖❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄

  • @msleah5971
    @msleah5971 3 роки тому +45

    When you need someone to do something, especially if you have a complaint, in a polite tone, start the conversation with “I have a problem. Can you help me?” This works wonders at the customer service counter. Those poor people are so accustomed to yelling and demands that a polite request for help makes them inclined to give you more than you are entitled to. I did this at an airline counter and got $50 in drink coupons when the only thing I was entitled to was an apology.

    • @Blessedwriter851
      @Blessedwriter851 3 роки тому +2

      I like this approach; I’ll have to try it.

  • @ReesSorby22
    @ReesSorby22 6 років тому +2592

    has 9am lecture
    *wakes up at 2pm*
    *fists in the air*
    ‘YEAH’

    • @InlineSkateReality
      @InlineSkateReality 6 років тому +20

      then goes to a meeting in middle of the day

    • @SakinaAhmadi
      @SakinaAhmadi 6 років тому +13

      And misses the next lecture too

    • @shravani5286
      @shravani5286 6 років тому +6

      soo me. i've been missing lectures all week because of that.

    • @ReesSorby22
      @ReesSorby22 6 років тому

      honestly hahaha@@SakinaAhmadi

    • @thephage1544
      @thephage1544 6 років тому +2

      Then you believe that you got a good night's sleep

  • @cosmichour8374
    @cosmichour8374 6 років тому +6039

    *alarm goes off
    *me sitting up : "YEAAHHHH naahh..."
    *proceed to go back to sleep

    • @thehookedmonkeys5576
      @thehookedmonkeys5576 6 років тому +31

      Me to

    • @blue_ya_spoon9531
      @blue_ya_spoon9531 6 років тому +63

      Doesn’t everybody although my alarm is my small dog who won’t leave you alone till your up and out of the bed if you get back in she does it again and again till your not in the bed sad

    • @ankitpandey7205
      @ankitpandey7205 6 років тому +7

      🤣😂

    • @TheDestroyer73
      @TheDestroyer73 6 років тому +14

      especially now that is getting colder :p

    • @junebug2205
      @junebug2205 6 років тому +2

      Lol

  • @lilakrakowiecka8363
    @lilakrakowiecka8363 6 років тому +643

    When you did sth wrong, for example when you're late, turn the negative situation into a positive situation, e.g. by saying "Thanks that you waited" instead of "Sorry that I'm late"

    • @samperera8586
      @samperera8586 6 років тому +18

      That's really good advice

    • @l.m3731
      @l.m3731 6 років тому +44

      Or, “at least I showed up”

    • @1981Mog
      @1981Mog 6 років тому +23

      "Thanks for clearing your own desk out before leaving you low functioning sociopath."

    • @sarveshwarsharma2908
      @sarveshwarsharma2908 6 років тому +1

      @@1981Mog .

    • @sarveshwarsharma2908
      @sarveshwarsharma2908 6 років тому +1

      @@1981Mog ,

  • @dbergerac9632
    @dbergerac9632 3 роки тому +361

    I'd get my bosses to approve my requests for parts, vacation time, or pretty much anything by just saying " I don't think that you can approve this, would you tell me who I should go to with my request?" They'd do ANYTHING to prove that they had the authority to approve it.

    • @carriethompson9826
      @carriethompson9826 3 роки тому +2

      So, what do you do if they are that person?

    • @dbergerac9632
      @dbergerac9632 3 роки тому +20

      @@carriethompson9826 It only works BECAUSE they are that person and will flip the world to prove it.

    • @amberb.5160
      @amberb.5160 3 роки тому +10

      Genius!!

    • @user-xw1tb7hw4o
      @user-xw1tb7hw4o 3 роки тому +2

      Uh WHAT?

    • @phil4863
      @phil4863 3 роки тому

      Did it work?

  • @davisgetwambu7988
    @davisgetwambu7988 6 років тому +1360

    Screamed YEAH today and I realized I have nowhere to go so I went back to sleep

  • @chantrierii7832
    @chantrierii7832 6 років тому +1579

    That moment when you make eye contact with someone unintentionally, but you both keep looking back every so often to check if they're still staring...

  • @Meiabell
    @Meiabell 6 років тому +2616

    I wish I remembered these when useful. 🙁

    • @dinadunlap3971
      @dinadunlap3971 6 років тому +28

      You will it's in your subconscious mind already and when you need it it will kick in when you least expect it. Good luck!

    • @executerc.o.o.l6156
      @executerc.o.o.l6156 6 років тому +9

      I could feel you so much...Cause I wish the same two...😓😢
      Yesterday in my school I saw a beautiful girl, and our eyes met when we saw each other for the first time.... And then somehow the same girl was near me when I was in canteen....After which we went together inside the elevator....
      When inside it was a bit awkward as it was just the two of us...After a moment she just looked at me for 2 whole seconds or so....But silly and shy me..Just looked up..Instead of looking at her and starting a convo😂😭😭

    • @descai10
      @descai10 6 років тому +7

      then watch it again in the morning or evening

    • @Xsifilad
      @Xsifilad 6 років тому +6

      Meia Krage Try to write down things you want to remember, just watching the video is not sufficient enough to remember information properly.

    • @hadroncollider1155
      @hadroncollider1155 6 років тому

      Oh Really

  • @ericsmith-sx8xi
    @ericsmith-sx8xi 3 роки тому +545

    I stare at my boss ,when he is talking to me. Makes for a short conversation

  • @ilybaker6208
    @ilybaker6208 6 років тому +477

    "Did you lock the door?"
    *OPPRESSIVE CRAB*

    • @cc_tw
      @cc_tw 6 років тому +18

      EJACULATING ANTELOPE

    • @marcosramirez3850
      @marcosramirez3850 6 років тому +1

      I love this comment

    • @ilybaker6208
      @ilybaker6208 6 років тому

      Thank you guys for the likes ❤

  • @Al.j.Vasquez
    @Al.j.Vasquez 6 років тому +3161

    If someone is staring at you, look at its shoes..... And then yell WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE!
    That person will be too embarrassed to look back at you again.

  • @Kombat_Wombat
    @Kombat_Wombat 6 років тому +1121

    If you’re trying to get what you want, bring a baseball bat to the conversation, and lightly tap it in the opposite hand while asking the question... People rarely say no to someone with a baseball bat.

    • @baybora95
      @baybora95 6 років тому +31

      Is it because you look so muscular manly and sporty so that you become irresistable

    • @candicenicolson257
      @candicenicolson257 6 років тому +6

      😂 Lol good one !

    • @breadstick8623
      @breadstick8623 6 років тому +2

      NRL Sledging Immortals 😅 you’re uh kidding... right?...

    • @ashleigh9756
      @ashleigh9756 6 років тому +1

      Yeah lookin like you gonna beat someone up

    • @draxx1017
      @draxx1017 6 років тому +2

      Ashleigh Fitzhugh wooosh

  • @citrusbitrus
    @citrusbitrus 3 роки тому +15

    18 is absolutely correct. After a late night, I REFUSE to check the time I went to bed. Thinking I had more sleep has a positive effect.

  • @archerwarden2274
    @archerwarden2274 4 роки тому +2152

    -Someone stares at me
    Me: Looks at his shoes
    -Not wearing shoes
    Me: *Breathing Intensifies*

  • @phillN
    @phillN 5 років тому +2811

    Thumbnail: If someone is staring at you, look at their shoes.
    Me: *stares back at them*

  • @ayrtonpurdy8261
    @ayrtonpurdy8261 6 років тому +943

    I jumped out of bed at 6:00am and yelled “yeah” *with my fists up* but the next thing I knew, I woke up at 8:30am and was late to school

    • @ALivingFlame
      @ALivingFlame 6 років тому +1

      ME... 😥

    • @user-hq4tn2hz2c
      @user-hq4tn2hz2c 6 років тому

      Ayrton Purdy story of my life

    • @guandongmai3832
      @guandongmai3832 6 років тому +2

      Set up a alarm, sound is just like the class start. When I was in middle school, it work very well, I some time even can't sleep, too worries it will Ring.

    • @yangchengli9286
      @yangchengli9286 6 років тому

      ME TOO OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @voqzi5296
      @voqzi5296 6 років тому +3

      Did you shout YEAH on the second wake up though? 🤔

  • @brokenwing2005
    @brokenwing2005 3 роки тому +20

    When interviewing for a job, try to be the last candidate interviewed. 1st candidate interviewed has a 33% chance of being hired. Last candidate has a 66% chance of being hired. Try to schedule your interview late in the day @ the end of the week.

    • @timflynn2953
      @timflynn2953 4 місяці тому

      I was the first interview and had an offer by noon. I told them I could start tomorrow and was told "Oh, sorry.... we have interviews scheduled till the end of the week, but the job is yours"

  • @oliveb9007
    @oliveb9007 6 років тому +2883

    I woke up, said YEYY.. and slept again

  • @yarafayroz3535
    @yarafayroz3535 5 років тому +2473

    if someone looked at my forehead I will feel uncomfortable cuz of my acne 😂😂👀

    • @lovesheart6824
      @lovesheart6824 5 років тому +21

      Same!!!!

    • @yuri-chan1112
      @yuri-chan1112 5 років тому +18

      yara fayroz well I felt like I was getting teased behind my back so now I’m getting really rid of my pimples but they are now getting them, whos laughing now? (I’m not actually laughing , I’m not really mean)

    • @sappy.3xe
      @sappy.3xe 5 років тому +17

      I have a big forehead and oily skin so I’d be so self conscious....

    • @marlenalittle6369
      @marlenalittle6369 5 років тому +7

      MEEE TOOO. You wanna know something horrible? I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH AND HE JUST SAT THERE STARRING AT MY FOREHEAD!😔

    • @Daniel-ym4wo
      @Daniel-ym4wo 5 років тому +4

      Im 14 and i don't have acne

  • @sharkysharky3358
    @sharkysharky3358 6 років тому +382

    If someone is staring at you, yawn, yawning is contagious. If the person yawned, that means that the person is staring at you! Then look at thier shoes to drive them crazy

    • @jacoblalasagne6191
      @jacoblalasagne6191 6 років тому +9

      Everyone knows this

    • @bruh_why_like_frfr8810
      @bruh_why_like_frfr8810 6 років тому +3

      Duh lol

    • @rickydo6572
      @rickydo6572 6 років тому +22

      Also, you could look at their shoes like the video said, but instead of just staring at their shoes all the time you could look back at them with a disgusted expression, then look away as if you didn't want to see what you just saw, they'll think something is wrong with them and will become paranoid, and every time they notice someone is looking at them they'll feel insecure...
      Well, i actually don't know if any of that would work, but i think it could >_>

    • @sharkysharky3358
      @sharkysharky3358 6 років тому +8

      The reason why yawning is contagious Because it means that your body is switching modes. I'd someone is switching modes or yawning, your body will think it is time to switch modes. Yawning during a teachers lecture means change the subject, or I'm ready to get active. I'm not an expert.

    • @BGNewsReporter
      @BGNewsReporter 6 років тому +5

      Well no, not entirely true. Even if you catch a yawn anywhere in your peripheral vision, it could make you yawn as well. Doesn't mean they were looking at you at all.

  • @playerofgameworld5811
    @playerofgameworld5811 3 роки тому +50

    When a child get little hurt and if they think no one notice them then they don't cry but if you say what happened then they will start crying 😭

    • @abiroe6177
      @abiroe6177 3 роки тому +2

      this happened to me when i was little i guess i fell on my forehead cuz there was gravel stuck on there after but i didn't cry or say anything so my mom just didn't say anything😂😂

    • @user-yj5jd9rf6x
      @user-yj5jd9rf6x 3 роки тому +1

      This one is so true

  • @malyndahsexotics1543
    @malyndahsexotics1543 6 років тому +16453

    How many ppl clicked on this because they have really bad social skills

    • @Sesshoumaru-Sama
      @Sesshoumaru-Sama 6 років тому +147

      got me.

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 6 років тому +46

      Same

    • @landonruiz
      @landonruiz 6 років тому +75

      I came here to check the meaning of staring (english learner inside 🤣🤣🤣)

    • @Flexy59
      @Flexy59 6 років тому +18

      @@landonruiz do you know now? :D

    • @tpbriplahey7384
      @tpbriplahey7384 6 років тому +5

      Atleast 1...

  • @Avidddddd
    @Avidddddd 5 років тому +2497

    Thumbnail be like
    *look at their shoes*
    Me: AND SAY WHAT AREEEEE THOOOOSE

    • @ayaelsawy3884
      @ayaelsawy3884 5 років тому +18

      Bleach omg hello shuri

    • @ryanfiguracion6826
      @ryanfiguracion6826 5 років тому +3

      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,, Zachary's,,z,,,,,,,,,,,,,m,,,,,,,,,,

    • @LoyD-rt8sm
      @LoyD-rt8sm 5 років тому +6

      Bleach my god i miss BP so mch

    • @djdash23
      @djdash23 5 років тому +29

      I think you're stuck in 2016

    • @abdullahhamza3130
      @abdullahhamza3130 5 років тому +6

      WAKANDA FORAVAAAAAAAA

  • @sorryimshy5412
    @sorryimshy5412 6 років тому +525

    As a crab I find this oppressive

    • @mentality7820
      @mentality7820 6 років тому +1

      #Hermitsquad
      #Goalsssssss

    • @love2fight205
      @love2fight205 6 років тому +5

      I sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter. This video is sexist and offensive to me.

    • @cewkie
      @cewkie 6 років тому

      Tom Andrew Cancer? ♋️

    • @louisphilippe1100
      @louisphilippe1100 6 років тому +1

      Go cry about your oppression to feminists boi.

    • @liraven7676
      @liraven7676 6 років тому

      My pet hermits agree👍

  • @Blessedwriter851
    @Blessedwriter851 3 роки тому +12

    When I’m calling a business, I first introduce myself, then ask, “How are you today?” I normally get a slight pause like, “Did she really just ask me that?” Then, they ask the same in return. I also say their name before I get to the business of the call. It normally makes the rest of the conversation go well. People in customer service deal with rudeness regularly; I like to remind them that they are important and appreciated.
    This also works in public, especially in places where they wear name tags and you can greet them by their name.

    • @rattusnorvegicus4380
      @rattusnorvegicus4380 3 роки тому +1

      That Americanised overly -friendly-from-a-stranger intro, always gets my back up. No stranger on the phone EVER asks how you are today, without wanting something in return. I usually answer "Same as yesterday" or "Never been better". If they reply "That`s great", then I reply, "Why is it great that I remain ill?" All my calls are recorded and the ones with scammers can be hilarious.

    • @Cathy7167
      @Cathy7167 2 роки тому +2

      I like to say hello or thank you and their name…. If it is a name I can pronounce 😀

  • @singingstranger2571
    @singingstranger2571 5 років тому +105

    The breaking down a task thing is amazing when you're dealing with ADHD, since being overwhelmed easily and freezing is a common problem for people who have it!

  • @migger9272
    @migger9272 5 років тому +2241

    Effective trick:
    Need money? Go up to the nearest person with a mask on and say “EMPTY YOUR POCKETS NOW”

    • @jackgillett5160
      @jackgillett5160 5 років тому +91

      What if I cant find anybody who's got a mask on?

    • @migger9272
      @migger9272 5 років тому +45

      Jack Gillett no I meant you wear a mask

    • @e2k14n6
      @e2k14n6 5 років тому +43

      Jack Gillett 😂

    • @powerranger2792
      @powerranger2792 5 років тому +45

      Why am I jailed now ?

    • @samuelaurora3632
      @samuelaurora3632 5 років тому +120

      this worked for me. after i took the peoples' money, they called some friends in nice uniforms. they gave me a very secured home for 9 months! they even gave me an orange uniform- howd they know orange was my favorite color?! great people

  • @imaginelosing2689
    @imaginelosing2689 5 років тому +737

    I don’t know why, but when I forget something I look in my fridge and remember it

  • @CliftonPhotographer
    @CliftonPhotographer 3 роки тому +12

    When you arguing back and forth with someone I found that being silent really does work!
    When I worked in sales people would ask for a discount for no reason, usually repetitively. After saying no twice I would simply stop answering and not say a word. They usually would start up the conversation again by talking about the product themselves without asking for a discount again.

  • @aqueerius6
    @aqueerius6 6 років тому +353

    2:27 I used to do this to my sister when I was younger. Whenever she's on a call, i'd get the mop, start mopping the floor...couple seconds later, hand the mop to her and she'd start cleaning the floor. I wasn't sure why but it always worked lol

    • @scorpio6587
      @scorpio6587 6 років тому +21

      pure genius

    • @Neuryn
      @Neuryn 6 років тому

      Omfg

    • @zain4019
      @zain4019 6 років тому +4

      Aqueerius OH MY GOODNESS that’s so funny xd

    • @loreeloree742
      @loreeloree742 6 років тому +35

      it's a woman's instinct to clean
      jk b4 anyone gets triggered

    • @zerodeaths6710
      @zerodeaths6710 6 років тому +2

      @@loreeloree742 I'm *triggered*😠

  • @elenafellman7518
    @elenafellman7518 6 років тому +250

    *BOLD of you to assume i don’t say* -oppressive crab- *all the time*

  • @rhythmandblues_alibi
    @rhythmandblues_alibi 6 років тому +373

    Welcome to Manipulation and Passive Aggression 101!

    • @Famished_
      @Famished_ 6 років тому +11

      WooOOoo... A snowflake, welcome reality pal.

    • @Honest-King
      @Honest-King 6 років тому +1

      You know that doesn't sound bad how do I start ?

    • @Pdazzling
      @Pdazzling 6 років тому +9

      Hardly. A lot of these NLP techniques utilize natural human behavior to enforce good boundaries.

    • @gabistef2799
      @gabistef2799 6 років тому

      Yup. Most of these are ineffective

  • @lesliegurule6287
    @lesliegurule6287 3 роки тому +45

    When someone stares at me, I just asked them if I owe them money believe me they will quit looking at you

    • @dimensionte777
      @dimensionte777 3 роки тому +6

      In Colombia we say 'did you lose someone same looking'?

    • @psychicviking
      @psychicviking 3 роки тому +6

      They might say yes, you owe them money.

    • @nin0nn
      @nin0nn 3 роки тому +1

      In Dutch: am I wearing something that belongs to you!? Actual phrase: "Heb ik iets van je aan ofzo!?"

  • @tomw665
    @tomw665 5 років тому +910

    I tried shouting YEAH when waking up but my cellmate says he'll break my head open if I do it again.

    • @Gelayverse
      @Gelayverse 5 років тому +6

      😅😅😅

    • @Riley-lm1fx
      @Riley-lm1fx 5 років тому +34

      You had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @nylahbaez7779
      @nylahbaez7779 5 років тому +10

      uh cell?

    • @ItsZiincx
      @ItsZiincx 5 років тому +9

      This comment should be at 10k likes😂 underrated comment

    • @XoXo_Dezi
      @XoXo_Dezi 5 років тому +3

      😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @kailiwhite1541
    @kailiwhite1541 6 років тому +316

    i have a tip for when in an argument!! when someone says something rude about you, ask the to repeat what they said. It will make them feel uncomfortable and not want to say😊
    Edit: wow i’ve never gotten over 50 likes!! tygsm💗

    • @zariyahknight7495
      @zariyahknight7495 6 років тому +21

      This reminds me when my cousin insulted me for no reason & i asked what did you just say. There was a long awkward pause & goes oh nooo i didn't say that i swear. Then she hung up. Real smooth there cuz

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 6 років тому +7

      Or just agree. Then proceed to explain that they should probably clean their mouth, since them mean words kinda dirtied it up.

    • @NemesisConfirmed
      @NemesisConfirmed 6 років тому +20

      "Did I stutter? Or maybe I'm just speaking a little to quick for you..." sigh

    • @paulined4225
      @paulined4225 6 років тому +6

      @@supermexicanroboninja3116 if you have an argument with a kid maybe...

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 6 років тому

      @@paulined4225
      The only people I ever talk to are kids, so I can't really help with grown-ups.

  • @eleazarmoraru6532
    @eleazarmoraru6532 6 років тому +1613

    Can't wait to stare at everyone's forehead tomorrow on my way to work😂

    • @Smashy1994
      @Smashy1994 6 років тому +204

      Try that with me bud and you'll regret it.
      I'll stare at your shoes.

    • @pessimistkai5569
      @pessimistkai5569 6 років тому +54

      And I will yell "the window was left open all night!"

    • @braayan03
      @braayan03 6 років тому +4

      Does it work?

    • @alrodx39
      @alrodx39 6 років тому +2

      You can to me

    • @eleazarmoraru6532
      @eleazarmoraru6532 6 років тому +13

      @@braayan03 imma head to work in like 4 hours. Will keep u updated 😂😂

  • @fivefiveqt214
    @fivefiveqt214 2 роки тому +13

    I know one ☝🏽: when talking to someone start mirroring their movements without being too noticeable if you can. This will make them like you more.

    • @madeleinejoane73
      @madeleinejoane73 2 роки тому +1

      it can also be really irritating and the person will think you're copying them or something if they notice you doing it all

  • @cutesygirl7606
    @cutesygirl7606 6 років тому +713

    When I want someone to do something for me. I would ask them a huge big favor and beg them to do it. But then I’ll say that it’s okay and instead I would ask them to do what I originally wanted them to do. Works 98% of the time

    • @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL
      @BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL  6 років тому +24

      😆 How did you figure that out?

    • @mariak3881
      @mariak3881 6 років тому +44

      Manipulative, but if it gets you forward then good for you I guess

    • @God420Crush
      @God420Crush 6 років тому +30

      Always ask for more than you want and lower it down you get a yes most the time example. Wanna borrow a game your brother won’t let anyone ask him to let you borrow $500 and act like you really need them! After he says no act bummed out and then ask hey can I borrow that game then. Works all the time!

    • @gharretje
      @gharretje 6 років тому +17

      @@BRIGHTSIDEOFFICIAL basic guilt tripping

    • @shab3315
      @shab3315 6 років тому +8

      Manipulative

  • @sarahstone2549
    @sarahstone2549 6 років тому +473

    2:42 Me to my crush tomorrow
    Hi I bet you'll never be able to fall in love with me

    • @alisead785
      @alisead785 6 років тому +15

      mood

    • @herbert9241
      @herbert9241 6 років тому +12

      No disrespect but some girls might perceive a rather syruppy sentiment in that one. Here's your back-up option: "Heyyyy beh-beh, I bet you couldn't fit this all in your mouth in one go."
      Of course you'll need to carry a fresh pineapple at all times as a backstop 'get out of jail card'.

    • @AnabethalightASMR
      @AnabethalightASMR 6 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shaharyarshahid1370
      @shaharyarshahid1370 6 років тому +19

      Your crush: Yeah you're right!

    • @Da_Cap_i_Tan
      @Da_Cap_i_Tan 6 років тому +1

      How did it go lol?

  • @harrypowell2556
    @harrypowell2556 6 років тому +518

    If you dab at someone, most likely you will get beaten up

    • @naitgoat
      @naitgoat 6 років тому +15

      I learned that the hard way

    • @orochimaru3950
      @orochimaru3950 6 років тому +3

      What you mean?

    • @saint2301
      @saint2301 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @catherinetangg
      @catherinetangg 6 років тому +2

      😆 i did that once but it was to my friend so i was fine 😂
      Btw, im a small youtuber and im doing a giveaway right now, check it out if you want!

    • @marcogiordano1207
      @marcogiordano1207 6 років тому +2

      @@catherinetangg learn how to do better business requests

  • @bruh58
    @bruh58 4 роки тому +24

    I tried sitting up and say "yeah", but as I was about to stretch my arms up, I woke up instantly because my back hurt

  • @Versalty
    @Versalty 6 років тому +25667

    If I scream "yeah", I'll wake up the neighbors as well.

    • @heidifoss6788
      @heidifoss6788 6 років тому +198

      Lol right

    • @waso-suwi
      @waso-suwi 6 років тому +473

      Then yell-whisper it.

    • @hollycooper1405
      @hollycooper1405 6 років тому +38

      Me to

    • @nerinablais6623
      @nerinablais6623 6 років тому +119

      Same. Besides, some of our neighbors could have night shifts and just got home from work, so we could get them angry for disturbing them.

    • @JynxShimada
      @JynxShimada 6 років тому +7

      Not me

  • @GorgoReptilicus
    @GorgoReptilicus 5 років тому +2356

    Thanks for this. Now, if someone's staring at me in a public place I stare at the spot between his or her eyes, make my hands into fists, throw them in the air and shout, "YAAAAH". This breaks eye contact, helps me feel more awake, and I instantly get more room on the bus as people start inching away

    • @freefinally2310
      @freefinally2310 5 років тому +107

      It works. When someone starts groping me on public transport I yell really loud and shout out random things. This makes the creeps back away along with all the regular people around me. I love it. I instantly get so much space to freely move about.

    • @shanewalker1052
      @shanewalker1052 5 років тому +45

      Hahahaha best answer ever 😂

    • @courtney8618
      @courtney8618 5 років тому +27

      Best comment ever ahahaha! I just died laughing!

    • @sashacoe25
      @sashacoe25 5 років тому +13

      @@courtney8618 Did you type that before or after? I'm curious.

    • @courtney8618
      @courtney8618 5 років тому +7

      @@sashacoe25 If you mean after video? Then yeah i watched the whole video before reading comments. This comment is my fav it made me giggle!

  • @carolsutton6219
    @carolsutton6219 4 роки тому +348

    If I see someone staring at me, I look beyond their shoulder and get a terrified look on my face as if something is coming after them. Makes them look away fast.

    • @bkreidart
      @bkreidart 3 роки тому +14

      LOL 😆

    • @metsl1870
      @metsl1870 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mirandawilkinson1280
      @mirandawilkinson1280 3 роки тому +18

      I can’t wait to try this 😂

    • @shannonsmith924
      @shannonsmith924 3 роки тому +9

      Ahhh! Did you see that!? Oh sorry it was nothing. Hehe

    • @EEE-ij8lv
      @EEE-ij8lv 3 роки тому +10

      Great idea! 🤣 I get stared at a lot. This is going to be epic....

  • @metal.queen88
    @metal.queen88 Рік тому +7

    Regarding #12, putting myself in others’ shoes to understand their perspectives is something that I do every day, as that is something that has always come so naturally for me. Being a deeply empathic person is what allows that to happen.😁 And that’s how people know that I do not judge others without knowing and understanding a story/situation.🥰💛🕊️

  • @nea415
    @nea415 4 роки тому +3337

    Warning ⚠️ DO NOT wake up and yell “YEAH” while someone else is in the bed 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Zhelomusic
      @Zhelomusic 4 роки тому +55

      Why not

    • @user-zc3os8ye2f
      @user-zc3os8ye2f 4 роки тому +36

      Hahahhahaha

    • @rlanore82
      @rlanore82 4 роки тому +96

      Probably gonna punch them in the face or knock them of the bed

    • @ShadowValleys
      @ShadowValleys 4 роки тому +33

      Cuz it's my cat sis who is on the bed,I can knock her down cuz she's only a little kitten

    • @cristinaaguirre51
      @cristinaaguirre51 4 роки тому +6

      @@dollarbillzz That doesnt matter.

  • @aditi8897
    @aditi8897 4 роки тому +755

    *"You can take a pause to sip some water to remember a part of your speech that slipped your mind."*
    *Me:* ~Opens the cap of the bottle to take a sip~
    ~Drops the cap down somewhere~
    ~Bends down to look for it~
    ~Straightens up again to pull my pants up cause they're slipping~
    ~Bends back down, then realizes everyone's still staring at me~
    ~Gets up~
    ~Ends up wasting a whole 10 minutes while embarrassing myself~
    *Me:* What? I forgot my speech.

    • @marinettedupaincheng4749
      @marinettedupaincheng4749 4 роки тому +12

      I can relate

    • @Oi_akshita
      @Oi_akshita 4 роки тому +2

      Yup right

    • @rohitbhattarai2685
      @rohitbhattarai2685 4 роки тому +20

      It made me laugh cause it is so relatable. I was next to my mom while laughing and she thought i was crazy

    • @babaxpk
      @babaxpk 4 роки тому +1

      r u the person who makes memes on insta n no one gives a f* so u try it on the comment section

    • @nakfurisingh7251
      @nakfurisingh7251 4 роки тому +3

      You wrote 'pause to sip' and i pause the video....i don't know why i did it.

  • @juandiego8304
    @juandiego8304 6 років тому +857

    **sociopath has joined the server**

    • @memeteme99
      @memeteme99 6 років тому +16

      Nah they would probably already know them

    • @logang4life970
      @logang4life970 6 років тому +2

      Shane Dawson

    • @xanthra592
      @xanthra592 6 років тому +4

      *shane Dawson has exposed the server*

    • @way2phased
      @way2phased 6 років тому

      Juan Diego Moreno oh yeah yeah

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme 6 років тому

      Logan Paul has joined the chat

  • @Brokenwing20051
    @Brokenwing20051 3 роки тому +7

    When interviewing for a job, you should try to arrange to be the LAST person interviewed. An Executive search firm did a study & found that the 1st person interviewed has a 20% chance of being hired, while the LAST person interviewed has a whopping 60% chance of being hired!

  • @blueskies2936
    @blueskies2936 6 років тому +776

    when someone is saying something sarcastic or racist in order to insult me, I just tell them I dont get it and ask them to explain it to me. It's so funny watching them squirm

    • @shaikrusthum9844
      @shaikrusthum9844 6 років тому +13

      Thanks ihad forgotten that trick🤗🤗🤗

    • @dnalord3544
      @dnalord3544 6 років тому +18

      Omg that exactly what my mum teaches my to do in those same situations

    • @yrmac
      @yrmac 6 років тому +5

      i going to use this

    • @SparkleSunflower123
      @SparkleSunflower123 6 років тому +9

      Yep, this is a go-to move...especially where I live.😑

    • @newestaddition5234
      @newestaddition5234 6 років тому +2

      Thompson Family I'm use to sarcasm,profanity,. and insults. it's called growing up mentally, not running to mommy or daddy or the boss and tattle Everytime time someone sticks their finger up their nose looks at you and winks.

  • @priyamankuzhy5250
    @priyamankuzhy5250 6 років тому +1373

    No it doesn't work on me because bed is the strongest magnet in the world

    • @ItsBenjiIswear
      @ItsBenjiIswear 6 років тому +22

      why does this sound so familiar

    • @NewArmies
      @NewArmies 6 років тому +3

      So true

    • @vaishnavi.222
      @vaishnavi.222 6 років тому +1

      Right

    • @madhu6462
      @madhu6462 6 років тому +3

      @Priya M C ur comment is d best one n too accurate 😁

    • @neki9735
      @neki9735 6 років тому +2

      And that’s a fact! 😂

  • @dailydoseofmemez4584
    @dailydoseofmemez4584 6 років тому +471

    Sorry these don’t work they were patched on bug fix update v1.3.3.2

    • @consumemustard5786
      @consumemustard5786 6 років тому +14

      Uh lemme get uh idk they fix these minor bugs but I say humans are still way to OP

    • @tomamakjohnceilos.1004
      @tomamakjohnceilos.1004 6 років тому +3

      hahahaha

    • @dazzle9712
      @dazzle9712 6 років тому +6

      *Aggressively stares at your shoes*

    • @arode1916
      @arode1916 6 років тому +2

      Nah, humans aren't even OP

    • @unknown-yz2wn
      @unknown-yz2wn 6 років тому +2

      Uh lemme get uh idk Probably downgrade it to v1.3.3.1

  • @Klover_pearl
    @Klover_pearl 3 роки тому +15

    1:43 very accurate, I didn't tend to be close to one of my classmate but since she is my seatmate and I ask her what did our teacher says. We eventually became friends and always talk to each other at school. I miss uu fe

  • @4391gareth
    @4391gareth 6 років тому +485

    My wife wasn't happy when I jumped out of bed and yelled "yeah" at 6am 😂

    • @julietm9715
      @julietm9715 6 років тому +3

      This is the funniest comment I have read so far🤣😂🤣😂

    • @haralbi
      @haralbi 6 років тому

      Oh! You deserve an award for reading. Keep it up and keep us informed!

    • @4391gareth
      @4391gareth 6 років тому

      @@haralbi I don't understand you mean by your comment.

    • @haralbi
      @haralbi 6 років тому

      @@4391gareth probably because I wrote to the guy who appraised your comment as the funniest ever. It was kind of nonsense to me. So do not worry it was not meant to offend you neither it was addressed to you at all.

    • @BoleDaPole
      @BoleDaPole 6 років тому

      Dont worry, I cheered her up once you left for work 🤗

  • @David_prod-eNGee
    @David_prod-eNGee 6 років тому +710

    Did you know. If you speak "facts" in an organized list with confidence and visuals, you can convince people that what you're saying is actually true?

    • @doug12382
      @doug12382 6 років тому +9

      Never would have thought

    • @smurf_mribund1502
      @smurf_mribund1502 6 років тому +30

      Thats what Trump did 😂😂😂

    • @bethlewis9981
      @bethlewis9981 6 років тому +14

      @@smurf_mribund1502 over and over and over and over and over.................

    • @ElementiaYT
      @ElementiaYT 6 років тому +1

      David Howard woah!

    • @karzem1
      @karzem1 6 років тому +2

      Yes because it is true

  • @elrumi6341
    @elrumi6341 5 років тому +320

    5:48 if you come here for the thumbnail, there you go.

  • @ZillaZilla024
    @ZillaZilla024 2 роки тому +3

    Now, I don’t necessarily think this is proven but when I start to feel sick, I tell myself I’m not and I focus on other things. I start feeling better immediately. The power of the mind is amazing.

  • @mannyaustinanderson9608
    @mannyaustinanderson9608 6 років тому +214

    A lot times when you think someone is staring at you, they’re really not. That’s your ego filling your mind with lies.

    • @KingMasey
      @KingMasey 6 років тому +10

      This is somewhat correct. Sometimes they may actuqlly be staring at you.

    • @Mathious333
      @Mathious333 6 років тому +9

      lick ur lips and the truth shall be revealed!

    • @CCbat33
      @CCbat33 6 років тому +2

      My dude if you're good looking the you'll KNOW they are looking at you, if you know yoy arent... probably your imagination

    • @ElectronikBliss
      @ElectronikBliss 6 років тому +4

      True. At work I could have swore this dude was staring at me. I said what's up what're you looking at? And guy answers I was looking at the sign, you're not handsome to be looking at. Self conscious af and it just ruined my mood for the day.

    • @xxx9edgelord6xxx81
      @xxx9edgelord6xxx81 6 років тому +1

      @@ElectronikBliss HE said you're not HANDSOME? The fuq?

  • @Rizky-vc1py
    @Rizky-vc1py 6 років тому +1911

    **Alarm goes off**
    Me : "Should i do the 'yeah' thingy?"
    Also me : "Nah"
    **Turns off alarm and goes back to sleep**

    • @jerrycarbonell5166
      @jerrycarbonell5166 6 років тому +5

      Aditya Rizky straight up

    • @willyadhityanugraha7320
      @willyadhityanugraha7320 6 років тому +5

      Errr.. so... Do u have 2 alarm to turn off?

    • @2UP5_
      @2UP5_ 6 років тому +5

      WILDSIGN OFFICIAL I have 4

    • @finnypooh
      @finnypooh 6 років тому +3

      That is so funny I agree. I have to wake up at 7, go to my bus stop at 8:15.

    • @chewydafox7494
      @chewydafox7494 6 років тому +1

      Totally me

  • @bobf.5538
    @bobf.5538 6 років тому +1799

    Cops " can you describe the man who attacked you ? "
    Them " no but he had nice shoes !"

  • @deserriesalvador9710
    @deserriesalvador9710 4 роки тому +13

    Everytime you answer a phone call or call someone , try to smile while talking so you will sound pleasant and not boring..