3 FFXIV Jobs to Play if you HATE YOURSELF

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  • @MisshapenChair
    @MisshapenChair 2 роки тому +1828

    You’re right, they should add seppuku to samurai where my character dies but if I get revived I don’t have rez weakness. That way when I fuck up a mechanic I can at least preserve my honor.

    • @2baby2rex
      @2baby2rex 2 роки тому +111

      Peak class fantatsy

    • @isevery
      @isevery 2 роки тому +130

      Unironically great idea. Just make sure the animation is jank enough that the chance of the servers registering it before you get KO'd is almost nil. Just to make it ultra rage inducing.

    • @shirouamakusa1826
      @shirouamakusa1826 2 роки тому +64

      All they need to make it jank enough to do what you suggested is to give it the authentic seppuku experience. It requires another SAM to assist in the act and the actions of kneeling, self-disembowelment, and the other SAM striking at your neck are all loving animated with at least 10 seconds of uncancellable cast time.

    • @VashimuXIV
      @VashimuXIV 2 роки тому +6

      Anything for that immersion.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 2 роки тому +8

      Samurai can't get any worse, am i right?
      who I'm kidding yoshi P and team probably make every class one button jobs...

  • @TheEvilFishAssassin
    @TheEvilFishAssassin 2 роки тому +817

    My preferred Healer, my preferred Tank, and my preferred DPS. Unironically. Didn't realize I'd typecast myself this hard
    I guess I'm a glutton for punishment UwU

    • @gunbladedn
      @gunbladedn 2 роки тому +8

      I not that bad only got called out on sam and gnb lol at lest i went from a sch to a sage

    • @leaf241
      @leaf241 2 роки тому +8

      I guess I'm lucky it's only my preferred healer xD, never learned the other's but I love white mage so no regrets

    • @77SilentAssassin77
      @77SilentAssassin77 2 роки тому

      You're just a sucker for pain!

    • @lionel23
      @lionel23 2 роки тому +6

      Same for me too actually... I love gunbreaker, I'm a WHM main, and I love Samurai... oh the agony!

    • @Hellbane224
      @Hellbane224 2 роки тому +3

      You seem to be a Masochist, are you sure your name isn't Darkness? :3

  • @Flweem
    @Flweem 2 роки тому +490

    Me: "Ha! She didn't mention Blue Mage!"
    The Lucy Pyre who lives in my head (rent-free): "Because that's not a Job."

    • @redgeoblaze3752
      @redgeoblaze3752 2 роки тому +31

      Broke: Wanting to be inside Lucy
      Woke: Wanting Lucy to be inside you.

    • @billy65bob
      @billy65bob 2 роки тому +7

      check 2:26

    • @DeadSpaceWing
      @DeadSpaceWing 2 роки тому +5

      @@redgeoblaze3752 What does it mean to want neither?

    • @anthonyandrade5071
      @anthonyandrade5071 2 роки тому +13

      @@DeadSpaceWing *humanity restored*

    • @112Famine
      @112Famine 2 роки тому +5

      Best use of Blue Mage is being able to farm all the currency needed for extra events within 30 mins, if you can form a party of Blue Mages. It's why I want to level one since they're adding mounts I missed out on.

  • @greatestcait
    @greatestcait 2 роки тому +530

    Me, A New Player: Oh man I love White Mage, it’s really fun being the healer on a dungeon run.
    Lucy: ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO MAIN WHITE MAGE

    • @WebweaverActualFiller
      @WebweaverActualFiller 2 роки тому +68

      as a white mage main in high end content, I can give you some copium, We have the best spammable big heals. Yeah AST has better buttons, but ours can be spammed and are more braindead to use.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 2 роки тому +37

      Don't worry, the suffering exaggerated for comedic effect.
      But you'll still suffer.
      But that's okay, you can spam Holy and it really ticks everyone off. XD

    • @HoneyDoll894
      @HoneyDoll894 2 роки тому +13

      @@WebweaverActualFiller unironically whm is the most fun healer.
      also having gotten whm, sage anf scholar up to 90, i can say sage is the true trash of healers. you literally would be better of being anything else unless you actually are just trying to be the third dps slot in which case you'd be better off being any dps

    • @VextonHersteller
      @VextonHersteller 2 роки тому +10

      @@HoneyDoll894 this is a mega bad take. Sage is an extremely strong healer in the current savage tier and offers substantially more damage than a scholar while providing more raw healing. Scholar is kept relevant by chain strat and expedience but when it comes to parsing savage raiding scholars are the healers that contribute almost no healing potency ti the group and function as an additional dps.
      If ur judgement is from dungeons experience it’s worth noting that dungeon content is designed to be cleared by the bottom percentile of players and all healers are completely capable of healing the entire dungeon with minimal gcd healing and is thus totally irrelevant

    • @SneakyCat9406
      @SneakyCat9406 2 роки тому +12

      Healer main here. WHM + SGE at 90, SCH at 80, AST at 71. Have been doing Endwalker savage raiding with my FC.
      WHM is by far my fav. Blood Lily is the most satisfying damage ability of any of the healing classes imo. Now that Lilies are worth using over glare because of reworked numbers with Endwalker changes to WHM, you no longer feel punished for using an Afflatus Solace or Afflatus Rapture for single or aoe healing. You want to so you can get that fun blood lily. You have SO many options very strong bursty heals. Benediction is beautiful. MP issues are no longer a concern. I run a BiS set with 0 piety and a focus on spellspeed for a 2.37 GCD. I never have to worry about going OOM, even with rezzing a fallen friend or three.
      AST has a ton of RNG with trying to get the right card with the right symbol for the right person. Earthly Star gets the full heal after 10 seconds and the full damage after 20 iirc so you end up wanting to cast it WAY ahead of a mechanic to get the full benefit. Trying to use Minor Arcana and hoping for a Lady for heals when you need more heals but getting a Lord is awkward. Same for the inverse. It's even more RNG. Trying to juggle so many things and optimize it is wild. Kudos to anyone who legitimately finds it fun and can handle that casino juggling act of a class. Even more impressive for anyone who can master that in savage or ultimate raiding.
      My raid runs WHM and SCH for savage raiding. My co healer is SCH.

  • @Circ00mspice
    @Circ00mspice 2 роки тому +423

    If monk is on here I would be both simultaneously disappointed and unsurprised

    • @UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA
      @UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA 2 роки тому +54

      it should've been, losing kaiten doesn't even come close to not even having a single ranged button.
      like come on yoshi-p monk is dragonball bro just give us Ki blasts already man.

    • @yanipheonu
      @yanipheonu 2 роки тому +27

      @@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA as someone who literally started levelling Monk while SAM is in this weird state, definitely agree. Not even a little Ki ball to throw??

    • @ToastedLobster
      @ToastedLobster 2 роки тому +13

      @@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA Either ki blasts or a shockwave kick or punch or something come on lmao

    • @chadhardt6136
      @chadhardt6136 2 роки тому

      the weird thing about that imho is the lack of overall "jack of all trades" that monks have in pretty much every other rpg.

    • @mlemlemmlemmlem
      @mlemlemmlemmlem 2 роки тому +5

      @@UCEZe5ozeYkF5VJSX2GLfUjA we do have that, you've checked all the actions on monk right 🤣?

  • @BakaHoushi
    @BakaHoushi 2 роки тому +57

    "Are you dead inside?"
    Never before has a video so captured my essence in the first second.

    • @sliver-fox-thot-patrol
      @sliver-fox-thot-patrol 2 роки тому +1

      I work retail so...yes.

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 2 роки тому +1

      @@sliver-fox-thot-patrol I was gonna say "I main Dark Knight, so yes", but even a Dark Knight feels more than retail workers

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому

      @@Spiritnick Oh it can get worse. I worked security in retail.

  • @AlexWaff
    @AlexWaff 2 роки тому +312

    Almost dissapointed AST didn't win over WHM. I mean, sure, you're supposedly more effective? Have fun using your clunky minigame. Watch as it's worthless. Watch as RNG tells you no again and again when it matters. Enjoy the yearly rework that dumbs you down further while somehow also making it harder and less fun to play effectively.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 2 роки тому +14

      im still thinking scholars have seniority.

    • @1braincellwhm
      @1braincellwhm 2 роки тому

      Ast getting an overhaul and it will continue to push whm into the pit of uselessness and despair.

    • @Spectacular_Insanity
      @Spectacular_Insanity 2 роки тому +8

      @@ryanweible9090 I mean, both are shit. I used to love and dual-main AST and SCH in Stormblood. Now I throw up in my mouth even considering playing them. Thank god Summoner let me level SCH without having to actually play it.
      And my AST is going to stay at level 80 forever, unless I manage to get every other job (including crafters and gatherers) to 90 before the expansion ends.

    • @JathraDH
      @JathraDH 2 роки тому +10

      Yes the best healer in the game since its release sure deserves WHMs spot, the healer that has been perpetually in the dumpster since AST released.

    • @DracoSuave
      @DracoSuave 2 роки тому +3

      @@JathraDH AST wasn't good in HW until towards the end patches.

  • @Junebug89
    @Junebug89 2 роки тому +151

    "You just pressed kaiten before every Iaijutsu anyway, so what did it really add to the class?"
    Every samurai main: *eye twitch*

    • @owenwells7692
      @owenwells7692 2 роки тому +12

      I mean they're right though, literally every samurai guide i ever saw before kaiten was removed said 'only use this before iajutsus otherwise you're dropping overall dps for basically no reason'. So why is rolling that into the Iajutsus such a bad thing?
      Now one part of this argument that I do accept is that Kaitens animation made using the skill awesomely satisfying, and I personally would love to see it get reused somewhere else. but that doesn't change that it was an unnecessarily complicated and largely needless point of potential failure in SAMs rotation.

    • @CIOTECHSFX
      @CIOTECHSFX 2 роки тому +21

      @@owenwells7692 considering samurai doesn't even have a traditional damage cooldown kaiten was a fun little thing to keep the job engaging, a little meter management and a flashy animation before doing cool thing. it's a really unnecessary change that makes the job less active
      instead of giving kaiten more utility to make the skill interesting they decided to remove it for "button bloat" (ast says hi) reasons instead of combining ikishoten and ogi namikiri into one button

    • @amiablereaper
      @amiablereaper 2 роки тому +3

      It's about the buildup to a satisfying conclusion.

    • @SaveMeXenu
      @SaveMeXenu 2 роки тому +7

      As somebody who mains Samurai and Dragoon, removing Kaiten is actually fucking amazing. Anything that frees up a spot on my action bar is welcome in my book.

    • @TheTriforceDragon
      @TheTriforceDragon 2 роки тому +3

      @@SaveMeXenu Fellow Dragoon main here and yeah sometimes it feels like I am playing a damn piano when doing dps.

  • @yeastori
    @yeastori 2 роки тому +36

    They only way they can make samurai cooler is make them historically accurate samurai...by giving them guns. Thank You Nobunaga chan

  • @Zayl1016
    @Zayl1016 2 роки тому +54

    Not to mention some of gunbreaker's attacks sound like the attack attempts of someone with nothing to lose. "Eye gouge", "abdomen tear", "jugular rip", and of course, "double down."

    • @nerdicusdorkum2923
      @nerdicusdorkum2923 2 роки тому +3

      I kinda like the feral animal vibe of the names
      Kinda almost makes me want to mod the tiger bar from No More Heroes for my job mechanic gauge instead. I think an angry tiger breathing flames would be dope as hell!

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 2 роки тому +10

      Double Down is funny cuz in story it's move that we just straight up stole from Gaius. Like, we saw him doing it in the Praetorium and thought "I'm gonna do that too"

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 2 роки тому +3

      Gunbreaker is the real "rip & tear" job

  • @IRLlosersQ
    @IRLlosersQ 2 роки тому +36

    Thank you for your continued support to us SAM. Don't worry though, we all have our eyes set on 7.0, where they're going to give Kaiten back at level 96, slightly modified and with a different name (they had to remove it now because they had no idea what to add later with single target ogi). The low crits also make me want to commit seppuku rn but they'll increase eventually as the patches roll, it can only get higher right haha?! I'm so happy with this job!!!!!!!!!

  • @failegion7828
    @failegion7828 2 роки тому +144

    Me: Will never play FFXIV
    Lucy: The devil on my shoulders.
    Me: Must resist...

    • @bampersand905
      @bampersand905 2 роки тому

      do it coward

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 2 роки тому

      In a similar position.

    • @TheRaginAsian
      @TheRaginAsian 2 роки тому +16

      join us. we have cookies.

    • @Maddog3060
      @Maddog3060 2 роки тому +11

      @@TheRaginAsian And catgirls.

    • @DeadSpaceWing
      @DeadSpaceWing 2 роки тому +2

      Don't listen to these memers. Play if you really feel like it.

  • @SaturatedSammie
    @SaturatedSammie 2 роки тому +37

    "Because the 14 player base can't handle shapes other than circle."
    THANK YOU!

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому

      And then go right back to it with Dancer who has circle, column, and wedge AOES haha

  • @EntityXIII
    @EntityXIII 2 роки тому +1

    "We're stuck here forever, aren't we? @_@"
    Yes, fellow lady of culture; yes we are.

  • @MyGamerforlife
    @MyGamerforlife 2 роки тому +58

    Weaving was like the main thing that kept me in GNB. It’s the only thing that keeps me from falling asleep when grinding.
    MY ADHD REQUIRES ENGAGEMENT

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 2 роки тому +4

      Who are you and how dare you call me out so accurately

    • @xviii5780
      @xviii5780 2 роки тому +2

      it gave me anxiety and I became WAR

    • @lvcrimosv
      @lvcrimosv 2 роки тому +2

      you. you get it. you understand me
      i don't have ADHD but i frequently play at dead hours so i need a reason to wake up, where that be pulling to the wall and giving my healer a heart attack or weaving combos

    • @stevoyah
      @stevoyah 2 роки тому +1

      It's my second favorite out of its pure engagement lmao

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 2 роки тому +2

      @@xviii5780 I became war for the absolute hilarious insanity and the fact I can just go "oh no the healer is dead... anyway I'll deal with this boss without one"
      Paladin can do it too but it takes longer what with having to actually cast heals.

  • @AltimaMantoid
    @AltimaMantoid 2 роки тому +13

    As a White Mage main, this is beyond accurate. Especially the contempt, but specifically to Scholars

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому

      Anything level 50 and below minus some hard mode dungeons and trials, Eos heals by itself. I love SCH, leveling roulette is chill time.

  • @WesGucci
    @WesGucci 2 роки тому +20

    Microdosing sudden death after accidentally clicking superbolide really is a high I just cannot explain. But I find a way for my healer who had a heart attack in the process

    • @XMAlek
      @XMAlek 2 роки тому +5

      As a shield main healer, i can now spot them...
      But i still hate you from the pitless bottom of my heart.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +1

      NGL, I let GNB's die when they hit superbolide and it isn't REQUIRED in raids/trials. There is another tank ready to pick up the aggro, you aren't THAT needed. You can lay there and think about your bad choices for a bit before one of us picks you back up.

  • @ZephHaathun
    @ZephHaathun 2 роки тому +35

    Talking about grudges making me think that Lucy may have found another short race with beards to talk to in an effort to avoid Lalafell... like a Lalafell she missed a rent payment to. Try to run all you want Lucy, Yoshi-P gonna get that money.

  • @azurblueknights
    @azurblueknights 2 роки тому +6

    I'm not entirely sure how I managed to stumble upon your channel, but I enjoy your sense of humor. Have a sub.

  • @kattennan1299
    @kattennan1299 2 роки тому +108

    See, anyone who thinks DRKs are supposed to be the edgy ones clearly don't play DRK. You even have to teach an edgy dark knight to use the power of love of friendship instead as part of their story! And every DRK player will tell you how much you need to play their job quests.

    • @XernuhtZwei
      @XernuhtZwei 2 роки тому +21

      Edgy aesthetic and sauced up by the power of friendship? Definitely my main job.

    • @Mutski1579
      @Mutski1579 2 роки тому +15

      The Dark Knight job questline is absolutely critical! It must be played, by everyone! Even if their not interested in the job, do the quest anyway!
      In fact, dare l say it?
      REMOVE THE DRK JOURNEY BOOK FROM MOGSTATION!

    • @nerdicusdorkum2923
      @nerdicusdorkum2923 2 роки тому +8

      Me early on in the DRK story: Woo, anarchy, fight the power!
      Later on: hehe, moogle go kupo.

    • @nihalzeor8085
      @nihalzeor8085 2 роки тому +1

      You cant stop my "skip cutscene"

    • @XernuhtZwei
      @XernuhtZwei 2 роки тому +11

      @@nihalzeor8085 No, but I can look at you disapprovingly.
      Unless it's the PAL story. Then pop off, chief.

  • @James-kv3ll
    @James-kv3ll 2 роки тому +31

    Once you’ve gotten used to Gunbreaker… there’s no going back to any other job unfortunately.

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 2 роки тому

      I’m levelling every job concurrently so I never spend too long on gunbreaker to get the curse

    • @James-kv3ll
      @James-kv3ll 2 роки тому

      @@tdmc6428 It was the first job I maxed. So literally every other job I try to level feels worse. Haven’t even gotten 2/3 of them leveled lol.
      I do like Sam and Sage though.

    • @wiseman46237
      @wiseman46237 2 роки тому +6

      You cry though when you lose Continuation because of level sync...

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 2 роки тому

      except dragoon maybe

    • @DragonsFlame3476
      @DragonsFlame3476 2 роки тому

      @@wiseman46237 losing continuation feels like losing a leg. Everything is slower and I just feel awkward 😅

  • @PintFrumpyrat
    @PintFrumpyrat 2 роки тому +26

    White mage just makes healing more stressful than it already is, and we just accept it because it has a pretty flower motif
    Also samurai is infinitely more fun without kaiten, I also think dancer is fun. My opinion is objectively correct and I won't listen to reason.

    • @juliasophical
      @juliasophical 2 роки тому

      We love flowers more than we love ourselves... 🥀

    • @akaru9532
      @akaru9532 2 роки тому +1

      Guess we're having boiled pint potato tonight

    • @brianmah5965
      @brianmah5965 2 роки тому

      They hated him for he spoke something that he believed to be truth.

    • @JathraDH
      @JathraDH 2 роки тому +1

      Kinda hard disagree WHM is the most chill and comfy healer in the game, at least at lv60+ It just brings nothing to the table and so isn't wanted by anyone because it cant pad their shitty DPS and cant strap diapers on them to let them live through shit when they fail mechanics.

  • @shirouamakusa1826
    @shirouamakusa1826 2 роки тому +81

    Since the job has an endorsement from our blessed(cursed) Lady of Cringe as one to play if you don't want to hate youself via exclusion from this list, I shall henceforth devote myself to becoming a BLU main.
    Thank you, Lucy, for validating this decision.

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 2 роки тому

      Blue Mage isn't a real job, but it's *fun*, so who cares. It sucked ass when it was first released but it's SO GOOD now.

  • @aciarduce
    @aciarduce 2 роки тому

    "Because you are a pure Healer. No, not that kind of Pure. I've seen your Limsa chat logs."
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DavidKing407
    @DavidKing407 2 роки тому +3

    At first I was wondering where Machinist was in the list, but then I realized it's totally accurate. Most we get is slight potency boosts to make up for...everything, so were just as forgotten as in the video!
    Great vid as always by the way!

  • @joeyb8621
    @joeyb8621 2 роки тому

    THE PLAYER BASE CANT HANDLE SHAPES OTHER THAN CIRCLE!? I am literally cackling.

  • @Ralticus
    @Ralticus 2 роки тому +43

    WHM drinking game:
    Everytime you use Cure I take a shot
    Everytime Freecure doesn't proc take a shot
    Congratulations you're now either passed out before the first boss or you're playing the job correctly

    • @alexandreporter705
      @alexandreporter705 2 роки тому

      What White mage get when he give up and just spam medica and regen?

    • @Pyxis10
      @Pyxis10 2 роки тому

      And now the passed out healer needs a healer.

    • @mattstanford9673
      @mattstanford9673 2 роки тому

      What's "Cure"? Once Cure II is available, I never touch it again. Hell, they could remove Cure III and I wouldn't notice it. I don't think I've ever unironically used Cure III. My healing basically consists of keeping my Medica II HoTs alive and Regen on the tank. Cure II and Lilies as needed.

    • @alexandreporter705
      @alexandreporter705 2 роки тому

      @@mattstanford9673 Cure III is instant heal with a very large area of effect, medica is just heal over time. If you are not using cure III you are making your life just a litle bit harder, and the life of the other healer too, also, you can predict incoming damage and sincronize cure III making a full party instant heal, so you don't even need medica in the first place.

    • @mattstanford9673
      @mattstanford9673 2 роки тому

      @@alexandreporter705 When did I become an instant? It’s always had a channel time as far as I know.

  • @rynnmets7607
    @rynnmets7607 2 роки тому +3

    As a white mage main all i can say is yes. YOU TAKE MY HEALS AND LIKE IT

  • @JoshDoingLinux
    @JoshDoingLinux 2 роки тому +8

    I can’t help but think these videos are a cry for help because Lucy cannot muster up the courage to uninstall and begin those 12 steps. Trust me I get it, I’ve gone through it.

  • @alucard4504
    @alucard4504 2 роки тому +2

    I swear when bunny boy has his eyes closed he turns into that anime character that is super friendly until the eyes open and he turns into the most evil psychopath ever

  • @VioletCatastrophe
    @VioletCatastrophe 2 роки тому +3

    Flipside, 3 jobs to play if you love yourself:
    Healer: Sage.
    Straightforward tools with less jank than their counterparts, consistent controllable healing with kardia, and an extremely strong robust oGCD healing kit that is strong than scholar's while also having better GCDs than scholar should push come to shove. Sage feels like they reworked scholar and then made that rework into its own job while scholar was left in the dust. Sure you lack some techy things that SCH can do, but you are rewarded massively in general usefulness and quality of life.
    Tank: Paladin.
    Incredible party utility and single target mitigation. Rotation is simpler compared to other tanks, but this just means less barriers to using mitigation, and rotational complexity is more strategic than other tanks, with the use of magic combo being flexible enough to let you adjust to the fight. That mobility and utility make paladin so much more comfortable to play, while also having an iconic tank aesthetic.
    DPS: Red Mage.
    An easy to learn rotation with enough choices to make for it to actually have a surprising skill cap in optimisation. Undeniable unmatched utility that makes prog so much more comfortable. Strong personal DPS matched with party buffs on top of the unmatched utility make this job never feel like a bad pick. You can even flexibly take a melee spot in a 2 caster setup. Easy to learn, interesting to master, and rewarding in essentially every aspect that a job can be rewarding makes this a no brainer.

    • @TransientWitch
      @TransientWitch 2 роки тому +1

      I'm going to hard disagree with...every...point you made about Sage. I felt the same way at first, until I played both of them back to back for raiding and learned very quickly that Sage drops off in ways Scholar never does. Kardia is nice, but I'll keep the fairy because she is just a party regen in a cute package and the directed abilities are all just...*chef's kiss*
      Having a dash is nice though, I'll give them that.

  • @Kratos510e
    @Kratos510e 2 роки тому

    Dark Knight main here, can't be edgier than us, we literally pull out our emotions to create a dark clone. Can't get edgier/emo than that. I use my childhood trauma and materialize it into physical emotional energy to attack. Create a giant AOE with my soul crushing depression to physically and emotionally hurt my enemies. ///_O

  • @Rukdug
    @Rukdug 2 роки тому +21

    From 0:30-0:33, I have never felt so accurately attacked in my life. No, I don't actually drink, but sometimes playing white mage makes me wish I did. However, as I fear the responsibility of tanks, am embarrassed when I mess up combos, and love me some commendations (they make me feel all tingly like I actually accomplished something) I am trapped with white mage.

    • @danielmantell8751
      @danielmantell8751 2 роки тому

      You really need to pick up drinking, there is nothing more fun than clearing a savage raid tier wasted.

    • @83917Michael
      @83917Michael 2 роки тому +1

      I used to be a WhM main, now Pal. Healer anxiety >>> tank anxiety. As a beginner tank, the only health bar you need to pay attention to is the boss! Your health bar is not your problem. Watch the boss and mitigate the big hits when you can. Really all there is to it at first.

  • @jadencoremusic
    @jadencoremusic 2 роки тому +2

    4:04 Glad to see someone else understands

  • @axis8396
    @axis8396 2 роки тому +13

    I would like to add an honorary mention for Astrologian: do you want to hit all the buttons just to get out healed by Paladin? Astro is the job for you, just remember regens are a state of mind and you'll still get blamed for wipes even though all the Paladin had to do was Rampart into Holy Sheltron to not explode like a moron

    • @Skyunai
      @Skyunai 2 роки тому +1

      I'm a DRK and to this day it still baffles me that there are floor tank dragoons (please stop doing this for the love of god) that are still better than most tanks.

    • @itsukikoizumi8836
      @itsukikoizumi8836 2 роки тому +2

      Never understood why people think astro is weak when they still have the strongest ogcd heals in the game. I understand card system is hell for controller players but people are clueless it seems

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому

      @@itsukikoizumi8836 It is because far too many are controller users.

  • @PFoxen
    @PFoxen 2 роки тому +2

    I just want to say that I absolutely love Lucy's thumbnails. Catgirls are always great for pulling in the eyeballs

  • @aquabreeze7612
    @aquabreeze7612 2 роки тому +3

    I'm really surprised that Black Mage isn't on here. We can do so much stuff but we're NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE

  • @Ahrieffect
    @Ahrieffect 2 роки тому +1

    0:24 Oh hey its my catgirl afk'ing in Limsa. I FINALLY made it into a Lucy Pyre video...
    Love your content as always partner 🤠

  • @Fangenstein
    @Fangenstein 2 роки тому +4

    I literally started maining Samurai back in the day specifically because of the cool sound Kaiten made 😔

  • @DeadSpaceWing
    @DeadSpaceWing 2 роки тому

    Lucy Pyre: **uploads new video**
    Me: This can't be good for me, but I feel great!

  • @spaxhuxley302
    @spaxhuxley302 2 роки тому +26

    Prewatch predictions:
    1) Dark Knight
    2) White Mage
    3) Black Mage
    Second guesses:
    1) Samurai (because of Kaiten)
    2) Red (Rez) Mage
    3) Scholar
    Edit:
    1.5 correct guesses is pretty good, glad I hard read the White Mage pick
    Kaiten… it’s always Kaiten…

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 2 роки тому +5

      Gods, how I miss Kaiten. Mained Samurai in Stormblood and hit Kaiten before every single Iaijutsu for those big, juicy numbers. Now, without Kaiten, the job feels hollow.

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 2 роки тому

      Whenever a Black Mage whines about something, they sound like a trust fund kid complaining they only got one Lamborghini for Christmas instead of two. We all know you're daddy's favourite, so shut up.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому

      @@Spiritnick It is mostly due to the samurai's lack of freebie skills. Kaiten was a break and satisfying filler.

  • @Ghost_Wolf_055
    @Ghost_Wolf_055 2 роки тому +1

    ahh new to ffxiv find's this vid purely by chance and finds out my main class (samurai) is one the absolute best way's to say you hate ya self... you won ya self a sub lucy... well played. ^_^

  • @tangentkatz
    @tangentkatz 2 роки тому +13

    On one hand, I think MCH is the dps job for if you hate yourself and want to be constantly taunted with +10 potency for 1 skill per job change
    On the other hand, that would require anyone to remember MCH exists

    • @soldierorsomething
      @soldierorsomething 2 роки тому +1

      People just need to unlock the drill ability to feel like they are the gods of the battlefield (just hit lvl 64 as MCH)

    • @XernuhtZwei
      @XernuhtZwei 2 роки тому +1

      @@soldierorsomething Drill's 58. Heated Clean Shot's 64.

    • @Ekeu
      @Ekeu 2 роки тому +1

      This is MCH slander and as a MCH main, I will not stand for it! ... Instead I'll just play Floor Is Lava and cry about it.

  • @Fubnin
    @Fubnin 2 роки тому

    I was expecting Summoner. I only need 2 hotbars to play it at 90 now. Look what they've done to my boy!

  • @ivanfelix3698
    @ivanfelix3698 2 роки тому +4

    Main Samurai here so that's why I never rage because I am "dead inside" omg hahaha
    You are super funny this is the first video I watch and now I want to see all lolol
    Take my like and sub \o
    Hail from Brazil! xoxo

  • @cparle87
    @cparle87 Рік тому

    The Yoshi-P basement rent line almost made me choke laughing, well played.

  • @elmosco6747
    @elmosco6747 2 роки тому +4

    The cringe empress has blessed us once more

  • @Tsumanne
    @Tsumanne 2 роки тому

    White Mage... You couldn't have been more brutal... And honest.

  • @gellusmarc5936
    @gellusmarc5936 2 роки тому +16

    I want to co-tank with Lucy just so she can dominate me

    • @Spiritnick
      @Spiritnick 2 роки тому +2

      Play Warrior then. While she steals your aggro, you can just go for damage with repeated Fell Cleaves

    • @-El.Inexperto
      @-El.Inexperto 2 роки тому +1

      @@Spiritnick oh yes WAR that monster in SB who could out dps and at the same time tank the raid. good memories

  • @robertgray3710
    @robertgray3710 2 роки тому

    Ah yes I do love elusive jumping off an edge or shatter dive jumping into a swarm of enemies, and I love making endless hand signs and giving myself carpel tunnel to get a satisfying rotation

  • @Grim_Bud
    @Grim_Bud 2 роки тому +3

    haven't come back since ShB and learning that Kaiten is gone truly makes me sad :c That was the best skill, the anticipation when doing the animation the hope of direct crit and see 6 digits. (stopped arround the 1st nier raid I'm sure 6 digits were common for these hard hitting skill by the end of the expansion)

  • @DrakGamestein
    @DrakGamestein 2 роки тому

    We'll never take Kaiten off our bars. Like the people who taxidermy their dead pets, we'll never let go.

  • @BilboBaggMan
    @BilboBaggMan 2 роки тому +5

    When you click on the video and immediately go to the comment section

  • @cainakubiaki
    @cainakubiaki 2 роки тому

    Being a GNB living on the south of Brazil(ping over 200) every time the boss start a tank buster and I an in the middle of the continuation part of my soul just leave my body because I know the next GCD will clip.

  • @miamha
    @miamha 2 роки тому +24

    As a pure healer I could easily heal people who stand outside of asylum back to full no problem. HOWEVER, if I see them standing there, outside of asylum, I will use swiftcast to refresh Dia and watch them die before eating up all the salt of "why didn't you heal white mage? Why won't you rez white mage?"
    Sorry, swiftcast is on cooldown.

    • @83917Michael
      @83917Michael 2 роки тому +1

      Pssh ... wasting that swiftcast on Dia ... when we all know you should have used it on another Glare, refreshing Dia at greater than 1 second remaining is cringe.😅

  • @user-hl4ti3md7t
    @user-hl4ti3md7t 2 роки тому +2

    Can we please have a short silent minute for Kaiten : <
    R.I.P Kaiten
    Loved you bro

  • @samwilkinson9309
    @samwilkinson9309 2 роки тому +3

    Man, I don't play SAM all too often but I feel for them, Kaiten was so much fun to use AND they made the aoe a circle, I like things like cone overpower, it had nice range when pulling everything so when we lose the cone aoes, newbie me would have been happy but I not only learned to live with it, I learned to love them, you will be missed cone and Kaiten (But please come home Kaiten, my SAM friend misses you and I kinda do)

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 2 роки тому +1

      What's dumb is that Fuga is still a cone

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 2 роки тому

    I got 50 different action buttons, a wall of text for each button that I cannot read because the font is too small, and no idea if the circle on the ground is a buff or enemy attacks. Let's do this!

  • @xenovus8282
    @xenovus8282 2 роки тому +3

    As an Astro main, I am surprised to see whm on here. I figured Ast getting reworked from scratch each expansion would have counted for a higher salt content.

    • @grampaseri
      @grampaseri 2 роки тому

      It really should. If you main whm, you know what you signed up for, but with ast, the signup sheet keeps changing.

    • @JathraDH
      @JathraDH 2 роки тому +2

      Sounds like you clearly haven't played WHM at all, especially pre the 6.1 "fixes". Yes AST got gutted, but it was still an amazing healer, unlike WHM where you tried specifically to not use 2/3 of your kit because it was a hard DPS loss, and your personal DPS was the only thing you contributed to the party since you know, you have no party buffs.
      ASTs are sitting here crying but their job has always at least functioned and has always been desired in high end content. Only took square 2.5 expansions to figure out how to make WHMs main resource even worth using.

    • @grampaseri
      @grampaseri 2 роки тому

      @@JathraDH You're not wrong, but this was also not new for whm. It's always had no utility and lilies were only good for moving and were a DPS loss since their initial implementation. Point was, if you played and stuck with whm, you knew it was ass and didn't care because you like it. Ast has had drastic changes to it every expansion, including the one it came out in.

    • @JathraDH
      @JathraDH 2 роки тому +1

      @@grampaseri Wrong. Lilies had no movement ability at all in their initial implementation. The lily heals were not added until SHB and even then they were still pretty worthless, although FAR better than in SB. All lilies did for the entirety of SB was try to bait you into using actual other GCD heals (C2/M2) (which were not instant) in exchange for a slight CD reduction on assize and tetra. They were effectively a different version of the free cure trap.
      As for WHM, yes its been shit since basically HW which is exactly the point. There is no better salt generation than being at the bottom and consistently at the bottom and watching all the other healers whine about minor things like they are major problems when your preferred job doesn't even function. So no, no other healer has remotely the amount of salt WHM has. Its an order of magnitude higher.

    • @grampaseri
      @grampaseri 2 роки тому

      @@JathraDH I scrubbed Stormblood lilies from my brain, so thanks for that walk back through memory lane. I still don't see how it makes whm a higher order salty. Maybe compared to scholars and sages since scholars are notorious for rose-tinted HW glasses and sage is too new, but astro has had almost constant changes since its implementation and that is a contributing factor to why I personally won't even bother to play it anymore. Whm might be crap for speedruns but it's at least predictable in its playstyle and dare I say fun in dungeons. Maybe criterion dungeons will give whm its place to shine in the future.

  • @maybeitruns
    @maybeitruns 2 роки тому

    the deadpan "we're stuck here forever aren't we" was lethal

  • @Aquaboben
    @Aquaboben 2 роки тому +3

    0:00 Yes. That’s why I watch this.

  • @Grimno
    @Grimno 2 роки тому +1

    "You will never get Aero 3 back"
    Okay..... ouch.

  • @Heymrk
    @Heymrk 2 роки тому +3

    I love playing white mage, but I agree on the blood lily. It'll never hit three stacks. There needs to be an ability to convert your unused lily charges into blood lily.
    Also, I hate black mage. No, I don't hate myself when I play it. I just hate the job. I likely will never get it to level cap.

    • @Koakoa45
      @Koakoa45 2 роки тому

      get three stacks on blood lily is easy.

  • @lilzael
    @lilzael 2 роки тому

    people be saying MCH but if you're a MCH main you don't even need to hate yourself because SE will do that for you

  • @ogre589
    @ogre589 2 роки тому +4

    Given that I have finally put in the work and "learned" to play a healer, I hate every dumbfuck dps aside from myself because apparently no one can learn fucking mechanics. Cutter's Cry is not a meme, it is reality as a healer. I shit you not, my second run of the dungeon as WHM I had a DRG that refused to move out of range when Ram's Eye cropped up. Almost killed him the first time then it actually him the second time. He refused to move the electric orb and got the tank zapped too. I used so many Esunas that fight, it could cure all of Aurum Vale. Never before have i hate a role more than healer.

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 2 роки тому

      Happened to me also in Cutter's Cry. After the second time I just left him dead.

    • @ogre589
      @ogre589 2 роки тому

      @@hjt091 as much as I want to do this, I'm someone who doesn't handle stress well. I am also risk averse so even though I know he won't listen, I'll still revive him in an attempt to salvage the run.

  • @_Pixiara_
    @_Pixiara_ 2 роки тому

    I want protect back on the white mage job that I play as little as possible now, lmao. The 'joys' of having it as your starter/main job, getting it to the 70's then spending ages getting another job or two up to the same level so you don't want to avoid dungeons forever.

  • @KaizerRAI
    @KaizerRAI 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for another great upload lucy, you keep pogging up my day, yes i made up that phrase in a millisecond.

  • @MrArchangelnight
    @MrArchangelnight 2 роки тому

    Another banger, quickly becoming my favorite bell notification

  • @asilduin4594
    @asilduin4594 2 роки тому +4

    I've never even considered following Vtubers because it just seemed weird or cringey to me at first.
    Then I discovered your channel and all that went out the window. Lucy, you are super hilarious and very entertaining. You actually have a good singing voice and rap flow too, which is just the cherry on top. 😅 I wish I had found your channel months ago, but better late than never! Looking forward to many more cringe-filled videos in the future. 😈👍

  • @enderdragon9029
    @enderdragon9029 2 роки тому +1

    There is some unknown force telling me to fuse the last to jobs on this video together an see what abomination I can make.

  • @vicariousxiv2436
    @vicariousxiv2436 2 роки тому +3

    I was expecting DRK with a 5/5 for contempt, cause most of the complaints DRK mains have had over the years still haven't been addressed, while every non-DRK player kept telling us "your DPS is so good, stop crying" while forgetting the role of a tank is to tank and that's where most of the issues lie, and then when we do finally get some QoL that should have been included at the start of EW instead of basically NOTHING we're told we've gotten too much and it's OP now..... even though they all liked to point at the numbers and performance of DRK as "proof" they were fine but then also choose to ignore the fact those numbers didn't change when we got "over buffed" with our QoL changes.....
    So yeah, as a DRK main, lots of contempt and I laugh at your GNB struggles.... CAUSE OF ALL THE CONTEMPT I FEEL!!!!

  • @TheBlueraid
    @TheBlueraid 2 роки тому

    I main black mage and all the crafter/gatherer classes.
    I can only be moved by rescue.

  • @arizona_anime_fan
    @arizona_anime_fan 2 роки тому +3

    I almost felt attacked when Lucy went after Gunbreaker, until i realized she was spitting nothing but bars. Then I forgot why I was feeling attacked by Lu... Lulu? Someone called lulusomething demon girl... I think? cause it's now time to press more buttons.

  • @Remrsj
    @Remrsj 2 роки тому +2

    What job do I play if I hate everyone else? (and also myself)

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +2

      oh, you already guessed the title of my next video in this series :))

  • @perrinlarson3842
    @perrinlarson3842 2 роки тому +1

    Question that's been bugging me for a few of Lucy's videos now: What's that outro/ending music you use, Lucy?

  • @lemonlefleur6236
    @lemonlefleur6236 2 роки тому

    As a Gunbreaker Main I was hyped to hear it getting roasted

  • @itbibo
    @itbibo 2 роки тому

    Babe wake up, new Lucy Pyre video.

  • @Shuriblur
    @Shuriblur 2 роки тому

    I see Lucy’s tank and Chair’s DPS made the cut. There are no lies in this video.

  • @Sarkkoth
    @Sarkkoth 2 роки тому

    2:47 I mean sure, if you forget that the 'friend' you're summoning is your own inner darkness lol.

  • @Kakashi20xd6
    @Kakashi20xd6 2 роки тому

    Ninja gets a five star despair for when the tank moves trash pulls out of your Doton.

  • @halvarianknight4477
    @halvarianknight4477 2 роки тому +1

    Gunbreaker is also known as the knuckle breaker, as you tear your fingers apart with the no mercy rotation

  • @kyle8971
    @kyle8971 2 роки тому +2

    I used to love my white mage. Regen, lilies, nuke, holy spam...it all seemed so great. And then I played the other healers. If ever I'm tired or need to JUST focus on mechs, I'll play my white mage. If I want to have fun, I'll play literally any other healer.

  • @SylvesterAshcroft88
    @SylvesterAshcroft88 2 роки тому

    She's back, now i know who's going to be in my nightmares tonight! :D

  • @Amlet345
    @Amlet345 2 роки тому +1

    My soul died a little bit at the mention of the Thin Air nerf... now I'm scared to watch the rest...

  • @shinjiaragaki3031
    @shinjiaragaki3031 2 роки тому +1

    As a gunbreaker I was gonna type something angry, but then I forgot what I was gonna say...

  • @Brodemus
    @Brodemus 2 роки тому

    As a SAM main, surface-level contempt fortunately translates to cackling, schadenfreudian glee when you watch other DPS die to mechanics...when you're not the one dying to said mechanics.

  • @newns9649
    @newns9649 2 роки тому +2

    Also I feel like no dps main has any rage left in them. 25minute to 2 hour ques has mellowed us right out.

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 2 роки тому +1

    I think you mean 3 jobs to play if you want to have the most fun. None of these jobs are remotely bad. in fact no job in FFXIV is, but these arent even close to contenders for "most microscopically worst"

  • @Sparrowly1
    @Sparrowly1 2 роки тому

    Lucy IDK how you do it but every vid is a banger

  • @Markye_Takamoto
    @Markye_Takamoto 2 роки тому

    As a new sprout who has been leveling as 2 clases: the one with the book dps (can't remember the name) and a Botanist, this video has made me feel:
    Informed (?)
    Unsettled (Yep)
    Excited (to play these clases, White Mage above all)
    Intrigued

  • @Wastingsometimehere
    @Wastingsometimehere 2 роки тому

    Monk seems great when it's just punch, kick, punch, kick until you need to use a range attack and the despair kicks in.

  • @TheScarletCross
    @TheScarletCross 2 роки тому

    The worst part is a combination of the worst tank and the worst healer. Don't play dumb, you know it too. This feeling you'll never forget and always dread, the horror, the utter despair that will shatter your soul when your tank hit hyperbolide a second after you used your benediction.

  • @skeeeeet5954
    @skeeeeet5954 2 роки тому +1

    Dragoons can’t have a tether buddy anymore :(((

  • @ItsAndrewXPMMO
    @ItsAndrewXPMMO 2 роки тому +1

    I am a Ninja main but those are literally the only other 3 jobs I have also play LOL

  • @Mobius_118
    @Mobius_118 2 роки тому +1

    "When was the last time a DRK shot themselves in the face?"
    Me using Living Dead for a tank buster that ends up killing the healer: Hehe, fuck.

    • @hjt091
      @hjt091 2 роки тому

      Not a problem anymore thanks to the bigass healing you get

  • @alturius4
    @alturius4 2 роки тому +1

    Me: *Mains WHM*
    Also me: *Blinks fervently*

  • @HawkinaBox
    @HawkinaBox 2 роки тому +1

    I tried to main healer...and I agree. It's the job to play if you hate yourself.

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube 2 роки тому

    As someone who has everything at 90 and does Ultimate raids: It really doesn't matter what you play as long as it fits your playstyle. A job that is not distracting you from doing mechanics and keeps you entertained. For mer personally that is: Paladin, Warrior, Monk, Bard, Reaper, White Mage and Sage. Don't know why but with these jobs I am "in the big brain zone".

  • @akirandrake414
    @akirandrake414 2 роки тому

    As someone who's played both Dark Knight AND Gunbreaker. Dark Knight is basically the slightly edgy but also heroic main character(Like Ichigo from Bleach) or rival character (Like Riku from Kingdom Hearts) who just doesn't give up. Gunbreaker is Squall from Final Fantasy. Almost directly. Though neither can compare to the edge that is Dragoon, we literally are drawing on the powers of the beasts we fight and one misstep, we become the beasts. At least lore wise.

  • @ShindoKokoro
    @ShindoKokoro 2 роки тому +1

    Yeah the Kaiten thing... hurts me. Not only because there was no better feeling than critting your Midare, but also because it's a direct nerf to thatthingmostSAMsneverusehiganbana.