3 FFXIV Jobs to Play if you HATE OTHER PEOPLE

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  • i told you this would be a series and i regret it almost as much you do, i'm certain :)
    i do be having socials tho!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 617

  • @Renjenku
    @Renjenku 2 роки тому +407

    "Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit" will be my new excuse for the week.

  • @joeybatmania9327
    @joeybatmania9327 2 роки тому +147

    Lucy, this is ridiculous, Black Mages don’t hate other people. We just ignore them so we can focus on pushing the funny kaboom button

    • @GetOffMyKittieNuts
      @GetOffMyKittieNuts Рік тому +6

      Literally this.

    • @DragoonZell
      @DragoonZell Рік тому +6

      As a Black Mage that just started playing earlier this month.....i can totally agree.

  • @mismismism
    @mismismism 2 роки тому +607

    Lowkey, AST and DNC, the way you can feel some players souls break if they mess up and you give cards to anyone else for the rest of the fight, even the DNC who assists you in the public flogging by swapping dance partners, giving up on the DPS and partnering the tank... Is there a greater insult than telling all the DPS you think the tank will do more damage than them?

    • @khaeldranis2564
      @khaeldranis2564 2 роки тому +102

      You know what hurts the DPS feelings even more when you're a dancer? Partnering with the healer

    • @cielmichaelis8426
      @cielmichaelis8426 2 роки тому +19

      @@khaeldranis2564 double damage lmaoooo

    • @tylorhobbs8920
      @tylorhobbs8920 2 роки тому +24

      @@khaeldranis2564 Just saying, if you're pulling trash in dungeons, and you've got a White Mage that only seems to have Holy and Assize on their hotbars, that is the correct choice.

    • @Malignohr
      @Malignohr 2 роки тому +27

      Had a copied factory run a while back and the white mage wanted to see a new personal record for afflatus misery. We spent the whole raid trying to get that new numberXD very last cast as boss died they finally did itXD best dance partnering everXD

    • @mirasolovklose3888
      @mirasolovklose3888 2 роки тому +12

      Jokes on you, I don't even know what buffs and debuffs are.. I only see my rotation nothing else. Source: Floortank with over 200h of experience.

  • @waterlover4459
    @waterlover4459 2 роки тому +129

    As a BLM main, I am in fact just here to blow stuff up after dealing with shitty customers all day.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 роки тому

      You enjoy destroying lives because your own life is basically fucked

    • @ZhadTheRad
      @ZhadTheRad 7 місяців тому

      This is a mood I can relate to.
      While I haven't gotten BLM yet (need to progress further in the story as I'm just a few quests post-envoy), I work in retail and thus have to deal with customers as well and whenever (and if) I have time after work nothing beats booting up Final Fantasy and torching things 🤣
      (I started playing about a week and a half ago)

  • @kronickmasturbater5226
    @kronickmasturbater5226 2 роки тому +40

    "Mercury is in gatorade or some shit" actually brought a smile to my cold, dead-eyed DRK face.

  • @sqidvishus
    @sqidvishus 2 роки тому +123

    LMAO. Pint is the BLM example. Perfect. Absolutely perfect, Lucy.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +6

      No no no. It's not Pint! It's a perfectly trademark friendly generic Lalafel with red hair tied into two long pig tails... like Pint. Certainly not material for a frivolous lawsuit or cease and desist order. ;)
      Yeah, it's Pint. Nice visual reference without outright calling it out.

  • @Verbose_Mode
    @Verbose_Mode 2 роки тому +30

    "Nothing will upset the masses more than being petty and looking cute while doing it" is a whole-ass mood.

  • @VashimuXIV
    @VashimuXIV 2 роки тому +183

    Honestly I don’t blame anyone for scorning us Black Mages. I just really enjoy the pretty spell effects and mage aesthetic.

    • @munagixero
      @munagixero 2 роки тому +6

      I'm going to leave my battle effects on just for you peeps

    • @BiteSizedZeitGeist
      @BiteSizedZeitGeist 2 роки тому +12

      Nothing makes me more jealous of Black Mages than the conical hats 🎉

    • @Gat720Dua
      @Gat720Dua 2 роки тому +4

      Same reason I went with Dragoon, dragon shit.

    • @AshysWolfie19
      @AshysWolfie19 2 роки тому +4

      My best buddy is a Black Mage main, and I'm always teasing him about yoinking him from his Leylines if I'm healing xD

    • @mindcrome
      @mindcrome 2 роки тому +6

      @@AshysWolfie19 I black mage. Me like things that burn a go boom. hehe

  • @Zedrinbot
    @Zedrinbot 2 роки тому +184

    Dammit Lucy.
    I literally had a dungeon today where the DRK was basically following this guide. Probably inadvertently. But I blame you nonetheless.

    • @ntma
      @ntma 2 роки тому +4

      least he used a cooldown amirite

    • @RaidenKaiser
      @RaidenKaiser 2 роки тому +5

      Why do I feel like I'm being singled out right now?

  • @derf85
    @derf85 2 роки тому +229

    The emo kid, the gullible kid and the arsonist. Yes, it's definitely an after-school special. Where the Black Mage sets up the Astrologian for all the people they killed. Good wholesome entertainment.

  • @activatethesmile
    @activatethesmile 2 роки тому +49

    Black Mage is not only a job you play if you hate other people, but also when you hate yourself!

  • @WesGucci
    @WesGucci 2 роки тому +62

    Not giving cards to someone who is getting on your nerves feels so good like they are grounded from the stars fr (in casual content, hardcore ppl dont worry)

    • @Topazzzzzz
      @Topazzzzzz 2 роки тому +3

      "No stars for you!". If I ever stop getting buffs in dungeons i'll know why :'D

    • @tobiasschaede397
      @tobiasschaede397 2 роки тому +1

      that's how I handle my dragon eye as a dragoon

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 2 роки тому +73

    I'm a BLM main. When I ran P7 for the first time, one of our healers typed in chat "oh... oh no" and /pet me. So I /pet him right back when we wiped and I was the last one up.
    I will embrace being the villain.

    • @billy65bob
      @billy65bob 2 роки тому +3

      gigachad

    • @Doublejho
      @Doublejho 2 роки тому +2

      what like, pandemonium 7? i ran it yesterday and it was actually alright, it just felt like it was taking so long to die

    • @rakatosch
      @rakatosch 2 роки тому

      The healer knew it from the start...

  • @Twitchy_McExorcism
    @Twitchy_McExorcism 2 роки тому +54

    I didn't care for AST when I played it (pretty sure I wasn't supposed to just throw whatever random card I got on the tank every 30 seconds or so), but the idea of poetically blaming not just my fuck-ups, but _everything that happens_ on "the stars" gives me pause for thought.

  • @Ralticus
    @Ralticus 2 роки тому +2

    I love that you so casually cameoed Pint and Chair.

  • @outtagoodnamesdangit
    @outtagoodnamesdangit 2 роки тому +16

    Ha! It makes me happy that my main tank and healer hit this list. Misery loves company, but I love company's misery more.

    • @Yamidoragon
      @Yamidoragon 2 роки тому +2

      All 3 of my ‘mains’ are on this list. Getting all the commendations in the Fell Court as reaper was too much fun for me to handle

  • @Jp-sn2nd
    @Jp-sn2nd 2 роки тому +4

    4:16 I love this sudden outburst "baby!" Lucy does almost every video.

  • @toastedpoptarts7815
    @toastedpoptarts7815 2 роки тому +12

    "place earthly star away from the dps" implies that dps and tanks don't constantly try to clip out of bounds to avoid an aoe heal

  • @Kiwicrack
    @Kiwicrack 2 роки тому +47

    Lucy, if you truly hate other people you should be able to release the Hateorade as any class

  • @GoIdenbaum
    @GoIdenbaum 2 роки тому +8

    That would be Red Mage.
    - Always Vercure yourself to spite the healer and specifically Verraise someone the healer was going to raise
    - Do your quick 3 hit close ranged combo and then rapidly propel yourself backwards so you don't spend too much time close to those sweaty melee dps
    - And if everyone really pisses you off, just LB3 and blind them for fun

  • @receptivesam
    @receptivesam 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you for your guidance, as someone who has levelled AST as my only healer, I take great joy in showering those who I deem cutest in the party with cards, now I have the perfect reasoning of going on a tangent of how this month's horoscopes have indicated me to do as such

  • @jonathantaylor1453
    @jonathantaylor1453 2 роки тому +55

    Considering that my brother mains astro. This made me laugh alot more then it should have cuz I can totally see him doing that

  • @MzTriggerhappy
    @MzTriggerhappy 2 роки тому +5

    Not my raid member sending me this video. Nor it containing all the mains I play in each role. Outed and validated simultaneously, grateful as always Lucy.

  • @redgeoblaze3752
    @redgeoblaze3752 2 роки тому +17

    Black Mage may be incredibly privileged, but watch how any confidence we used to have crumbles to dust if we ever get synced below level 80.
    Losing Enochian because you forgot that you don't have despair yet, and fucking up your entire burst window and rotation is a pain that other jobs just don't understand.

    • @iPlayOnSpica
      @iPlayOnSpica 2 роки тому +1

      Ah yes, the job with the single most rotation changes during level progression. I don't think any other job comes close.

    • @redgeoblaze3752
      @redgeoblaze3752 2 роки тому +1

      @@iPlayOnSpica I decided to try Summoner recently because I haven't touched the thing since I got scholar.
      Turns out that with the exception of about two buttons, the entire rotation doesn't change from level 22 onwards.

    • @iPlayOnSpica
      @iPlayOnSpica 2 роки тому

      @@redgeoblaze3752 Yup, it's my lazy DPS job, unless it's solo content in which I sometimes use MCH to avoid all cast timers

  • @Drax1c
    @Drax1c 2 роки тому +18

    This just in folks, Lucy plays a Lalafell! We have proof right here in this video. P.S. Island Sanctuaries are fun and you should totally get yours started so you can spend all night there farming and miss tomorrow's stream.

  • @Zergonapal
    @Zergonapal 2 роки тому +6

    As a Gunbreaker who died twice pulling wall2wall in the Dead Ends because my healer was an Astrologen I can attest this video is accurate.

  • @3lit3gn0m3
    @3lit3gn0m3 2 роки тому +10

    When I heal, my frustration is always directed at the devs when I get a Dark Knight tank. It genuinely boggles my mind how imbalanced the tanks are, at least in a light party setting.

  • @apothecary364
    @apothecary364 2 роки тому +5

    The black, inky bitterness in your heart always makes me smile, Lucy. Well done on another lovely video.

  • @seochis
    @seochis 2 роки тому +5

    The fact your BLM looks like Pint and your SAM looks like Misshapenchair is a good touch. You out here doing gods work by putting effort into the memes

  • @serisothikos
    @serisothikos 2 роки тому +2

    "If you've ever worked in retail" I still think of the horror stories 20 years later

  • @trickponystudios
    @trickponystudios 2 роки тому +2

    "Because Mercury is in Gatorade" made me snort my drink.

  • @policeofcydonia4266
    @policeofcydonia4266 2 роки тому +1

    Finally a Pint cameo in a Lucy video, we were here to see it guys

  • @Jeezes718
    @Jeezes718 2 роки тому +2

    I remember when I first started tanking, I was using drk and everyone thought I knew what I was doing because you have to reach heavensward to play it, when in reality everything was going well out of sheer beginners luck.
    I just smiled, waved, took the compliment, and hid the fact that I was a total idiot.

  • @OtomostheCrazy
    @OtomostheCrazy 2 роки тому +2

    I see Pint and Lucy are having a riffing battle now

  • @tocorawr
    @tocorawr 2 роки тому +33

    As a BLM main since 2.0, I absolutely love how you talk about us. Watching this makes me truly proud while I wait to get ressed (because the healer forgot to adjust, of course).

  • @Mrpuddington
    @Mrpuddington 2 роки тому +2

    "Mercury is in Gatorade" i fucking love you lol

  • @kamisguide
    @kamisguide 2 роки тому +1

    THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO LUCY!!

  • @Oreochan42
    @Oreochan42 2 роки тому +5

    I only started this game a month or 2 ago and started a mage thanks to Pint.. now Lucy is calling me out? I truly feel the love this community has :D fantastic video 10/10 will keep playing black mage.

  • @EternalQuestion
    @EternalQuestion 2 роки тому +2

    Well this is perfect. I started playing a little while ago with BLM as my main. Recently I've been levelling DRK.
    Next I will probs level a healer, wasn't quite such which class would be best, but thanks to this video I've now decided to go with AST! Thanks Lucy!

    • @Keldiur
      @Keldiur 2 роки тому

      I have not looked up the Ast changes yet. Just be wary they are up for a big change with Dragoon.
      Which leaves me and my Scholar scratching my head with the fullest 3 bars imaginable.
      They are looking to get rid of some button bloat everywhere. And Scholar is still the same XD.

  • @runewyrdgaming
    @runewyrdgaming 2 роки тому

    "Mercury is in Gatorade" BAHAHAHAHA - spit my beer all over the place! LUCY you OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD! ;)

  • @crystalne
    @crystalne 2 роки тому

    Lucy I'm so glad u left your island to make a video for us. I know how hard it was

  • @Rinnegantv966
    @Rinnegantv966 2 роки тому +1

    Next time, mastering the art of trash talking without stepping on over the Square Enix line. Timeless tank classic "is the healer afk" when you are clearly pulling too much or as a healer you can always ask if the tank knows about the buttons to get less damage, for the dps we can always tell them that the "other group" you were in cleared this super fast and it's taking quite a bit longer now, but thats okay! Aah yes that should get the blood boiling and your account safe!

  • @xxwallzxx4509
    @xxwallzxx4509 2 роки тому +1

    Ah.. The Lucy Pyre experience. Sometimes I wonder if I should come and get enjoy another Lucy Pyre experience. I tend to fly like a moth to a flame when it comes to this. Enjoy the ways you talk. Kick buns.

  • @thomasderosso5625
    @thomasderosso5625 2 роки тому +3

    God damn, your Pint and Chair are flawless!

  • @raleo7466
    @raleo7466 2 роки тому

    That ASMR "you decide who gets heals" was perfect

  • @rakatosch
    @rakatosch 2 роки тому +1

    Eeehm.... How many fantasia pots are used to create this video? Lucy: YES!

  • @austins.2495
    @austins.2495 2 роки тому +2

    Ah finally a video tailored for me

  • @ManiX207
    @ManiX207 2 роки тому

    wonderful video again ^^
    also i love the dark mage cosplay of punt ^^

  • @TheHighCyclops
    @TheHighCyclops 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the smiles Lucy

  • @Void-qz1zd
    @Void-qz1zd 2 роки тому +1

    The timing for this couldn't have been better

  • @devinayaz9210
    @devinayaz9210 2 роки тому

    I feel the astro job description really hit hard to me spiritually. You listened me as a summoner, but damn I wanna be an astro so bad now XD

  • @iforgothowtogeton
    @iforgothowtogeton 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you for continuing to be you.

  • @KrazyArrows
    @KrazyArrows 2 роки тому +1

    I usually just say, “ I’m new. He gentle.”

  • @TheHairline
    @TheHairline 2 роки тому

    Lucy. I'm not even level-capped. I don't know what jobs you're about to tell us to play. I have zero idea what's going on past 5.1.
    I love you, thank you for this. lmfao

  • @mindcrome
    @mindcrome 2 роки тому +1

    "For anyone who's worked retail......" Weird anime thing, you just got a sub. You get me, you weird vampire demonic thing you.

  • @citizen_grub4171
    @citizen_grub4171 2 роки тому +2

    "We helped some nameless players..."
    Uh, Pint? Misshapen Chair?
    "WE HELPED SOME NAMELESS PLAYERS!"

  • @munagixero
    @munagixero 2 роки тому +3

    Been waiting all day for this since I saw you cuss out a car on twitter

    • @munagixero
      @munagixero 2 роки тому +1

      That was Pint, wasn't it?

  • @Keyh
    @Keyh 2 роки тому +2

  • @guillaumel9728
    @guillaumel9728 2 роки тому +2

    For Astrologian, it was even more true back in Heavensward / Stormblood with all the different effects we had.

  • @tyrantravealpha
    @tyrantravealpha 2 роки тому

    It's 3 am and I just guffawed ungodly loud at "in Gatorade" line

  • @EvilPikachu
    @EvilPikachu 2 роки тому +1

    As both a DRG main and someone who sucks at basically everything in existence, I truly live up to the floor tank memes. I died so many times in the new Trial I think I owe the healer a basket of mini muffins or something.

  • @RafflesiaAr
    @RafflesiaAr 2 роки тому +1

    I play all 3 of these jobs and used to work retail. I've done all those things. Truest video I've seen in my life.

  • @Eppon6
    @Eppon6 2 роки тому

    Funny you should mention the 'enhanced unmend' tactic for tanking role... I once had a Warrior tank in The Burn (y'know, lvl 70 dungeon?) who did nothing but spam his ranged attack, on one target. No tanking cooldowns, no regular rotation, no aoe skills. Just Axe Toss. Without tank stance on. But they were a sprout who obviously bought a skip and level boost since that one tank job was all they had and it was on precisely lvl 80.
    This is when knowing that Arm's Length is basically a tanking cooldown became the party's lifeline as the healer desperately tried to keep us DPS alive as we attempted (but failed) to inform that little uncommunicative sprout on the basics of tanking. (he flickered stance on and off a few times near the end though) At least he managed to soak boss damage properly and we did get through the run oddly smoothly.
    So you've basically triggered my PTSD from that, Lucy. I hope you're proud of yourself.

  • @alloounou6900
    @alloounou6900 2 роки тому +2

    Another reason to play Shadow the Hedgehog: if you're good enough with The Blackest Night, you can develop a superiority complex over the other tanks. Clemency and Bloodwhetting are easy mode baby skills. A true tank plans for when there will be enough auto attacks in 7 seconds to pop that bubble.

    • @nerdicusdorkum2923
      @nerdicusdorkum2923 2 роки тому +1

      Other tanks: 'Oh no, a tank buster!'
      Dank Knight: 'Oh boy, no mechanics, and a free edge of shadow for more deeps!'

    • @SkandiTV
      @SkandiTV 2 роки тому

      @@nerdicusdorkum2923 Warrior: "Oh no, a tank buster! 2% of my health will drop!"

    • @nerdicusdorkum2923
      @nerdicusdorkum2923 2 роки тому

      @@SkandiTV I more care for the fact that a tank buster is an easy to understand mechanic that out of all the tanks, dank knight has the easiest time dealing with.
      If it's that, it's not other bs that may have to actually involve you paying attention to the battlefield, using your brain, getting your rain dodging feet ready, or the thing I hate the most... gravity!

  • @weebasaurusbecs5863
    @weebasaurusbecs5863 2 роки тому +5

    Hold up, was that Pint repping Black Mage? 😂
    Quality content as per usual Lucy!

  • @Carryoutpie
    @Carryoutpie 2 роки тому +2

    I startted playing FFXIV last week. I've made it my mission to get to Astrologian.

  • @LamentaFortuna
    @LamentaFortuna 2 роки тому

    The "mercury is in gatorade or some shit" got me.

  • @Slysheen
    @Slysheen 2 роки тому +1

    Lucy Astrology madlibs shitposting is something I wasn't expecting to hear today but I want more.

  • @bigsmiley713
    @bigsmiley713 2 роки тому

    i can still feel so much love for the DRK of old in the first few minutes of this, lol.

  • @colinblau6119
    @colinblau6119 2 роки тому

    Wow those are literally my mains for every role. Bad thing is that I really don't feal guilty about this, but depending on viewpoint that is either the first step of denial or descending madness

  • @bluezhift
    @bluezhift 2 роки тому +1

    This is just too good! Now I feel like lvling Astro for those times I'm having a bad day and need everyone else to suffer!

  • @madambutterfly1997
    @madambutterfly1997 2 роки тому +28

    If I'm the Healer as long as the tank never tells me to adjust I think we'll be okay regardless of what job the tank is running

    • @TeckTheBlooded
      @TeckTheBlooded 2 роки тому +4

      Nothing pisses me off more as a healer as being told it was my fault they couldnt survive wall to wall, they stood in the damned orange juice.

    • @madambutterfly1997
      @madambutterfly1997 2 роки тому +3

      @@TeckTheBlooded or when they pull huge mobs and still expect you to Rapid Fire cure when they're taking more damage faster than you can heal

    • @TeckTheBlooded
      @TeckTheBlooded 2 роки тому +2

      @@madambutterfly1997 Sometimes I feel like I'm not even playing correctly cause I'll use up all OGCDs and special casts (like Addersgall for Sage), and still need to fall back on cast curing, and we aint even on a boss fight

    • @XxTaiMTxX
      @XxTaiMTxX 2 роки тому +2

      @@TeckTheBlooded You shouldn't ever feel like that. Let me let you in on a few tips.
      1. If you ever need more than a quarter of your toolkit on a Healer... your Party is doing it wrong. Your tank is probably undergeared, not using mitigations, or making too large of pulls. Or, your DPS is taking avoidable damage like idiots.
      2. A good party means you RARELY have to heal ANYTHING. You can drop a few spells now and again to do it, but you shouldn't need to do it that much. There are almost NO healing mechanics in the game to worry about.
      3. You heal either "unavoidable" stuff or "the mistakes others make". You can decide when someone "makes too many mistakes" and it isn't worth blowing your mana on them anymore. Constant DPS loss of two players is worse than DPS loss of one player. Rez only for the DPS checks in that instance, where they can't screw up other than their rotations.
      4. If you main WHM like I do... Regen and Medica 2 should be all you ever need, with an occasional Cure 2 for particularly stupid teammates. This is enough to mitigate basically all damage that can be output for almost all content. It's how I can judge if I'm playing with "good players" or "idiots". The amount of times I need to use ANY HEALING beyond Medica 2 and Regen.

  • @FelineElaj
    @FelineElaj 2 роки тому +1

    I wish there was more Lucy content about SMN, a.k.a. the best DPS job with the best rotation.

  • @NekoYuki
    @NekoYuki 2 роки тому +1

    You're forgetting the one power us gunbreakers have if we really just crave pissing someone off. We have superbolide. If we are in a bad mood, there's a 30% chance we're gonna play a game of "spook the healer". It's morally and ethically wrong. It's mean. But damn is it hilarious in the moment. Just indefensible.

  • @tipips
    @tipips 2 роки тому

    Lucy got the perfect support mindset, hating humans other then yourself, that the only thing you need to be a good support main.

  • @CipherTheMage
    @CipherTheMage 2 роки тому +3

    Your the only Vtuber I watch and I hate myself for it. Then I realized I main black mage and whatever i do isnt cringe its the best so

  • @veritas-1987
    @veritas-1987 2 роки тому

    "Mercury is in Gatorade or something" lol, i'm deceased

  • @dobrozner7784
    @dobrozner7784 2 роки тому +2

    Hey, Lucy, I always dig your content. You've gotta be one of the funniest creators I've come across in a long time. ANYWAYS, your voice sounds a bit higher pitched here. Not sure if intentional, but just seems a liiiiiiiiitle bit off. Maybe I've just been playing too much FFXIV and have completely lost my mind.

  • @ShakeyMac18
    @ShakeyMac18 2 роки тому +1

    I'm disappointed that my official forums SAM feedback thread wasn't in the screenshot. It was a good one too.

  • @demodee3690
    @demodee3690 2 роки тому +2

    As a sprout who has done basically nothing except level doh and dol classes I don't understand any of this but Lucy sounds so judgemental I can't help but enjoy it

  • @jasmine8360
    @jasmine8360 2 роки тому +1

    As an Astro main, entirely accurate. But I fall along the lines of "If I don't like you, die and become the gravel underneath my feet." I make no friends, I choose who lives or dies. They can dispute it all they like.

  • @SaphinaraDraconis
    @SaphinaraDraconis 2 роки тому +1

    And Lucy was never heard from again as she touched Island Grass

  • @NateMcQuade
    @NateMcQuade 2 роки тому +3

    As always, solid advice from Lucy.

  • @brandoncarter4297
    @brandoncarter4297 2 роки тому +4

    With BLM as my main and DRK and AST being the first tank and heal I hit 90 with, I feel like I'm learning a lot about myself.😈

  • @JesseAnderson
    @JesseAnderson 2 роки тому +1

    You really gonna expose my astro play like this Lucy lmao

  • @barbarianandy
    @barbarianandy 2 роки тому +1

    This video speaks to me on a spiritual level as someone who has worked retail for 5 years and has sufficiently had their soul massacred in every possible way.

  • @_CinnamonKitty
    @_CinnamonKitty 2 роки тому

    I'll have you know Mercury is in Mountain Dew right now.
    I just put it in there for a science experiment.

  • @nathanhelt1229
    @nathanhelt1229 2 роки тому

    I feel like violence was chosen before making this video and I love it 😂

  • @FaolanKitekaze
    @FaolanKitekaze 2 роки тому +3

    I both work retail and currently main DRK. I'd say I feel attacked, but I wouldn't be able to heal if I was, so I'll just say everything is fine 🙃

  • @lorekeepermeerah
    @lorekeepermeerah 2 роки тому +1

    MERCURY IS IN GATORADE OMG i choked on my drink from laughing so hard lmao

  • @Harl3inger
    @Harl3inger 2 роки тому +11

    Truly, enhanced unmend is one of the wildest traits to give DRK in how insanely useless it is. Almost as useless as dark mind outside of certain bosses (lookin at you P3)

    • @zirilan3398
      @zirilan3398 2 роки тому +6

      Can I talk to you about our lord and savior Freecure?

    • @TheWretchedEgg12
      @TheWretchedEgg12 2 роки тому +2

      @@zirilan3398 freecure is needed for coil raids, thats why it still exists. MP economy is really tight in coil raids on minimum ilevel and you actually spam cure1 there on tanks because its more mp efficient when you need to top up from 90% to 100% hp, beause otherwise the tank gets instagibbed by the next tankbuster

    • @Zaruian
      @Zaruian 2 роки тому

      I don't get why enhanced unmend gets so memed on tbh
      there are times when boss mechanics force you to keep your distance from them, so you start spamming unmend because why the fuck not get damage in when you can't get close enough for melee
      enhanced unmend just makes it so that when that happens, you WILL have your gap closer out of cooldown by the point it's safe to get on the boss' nose again

    • @sancticial
      @sancticial 2 роки тому +1

      @@Zaruian because good players greed

    • @Zaruian
      @Zaruian 2 роки тому

      @@sancticial I'm not talking about the "you gotta move away before the cast finishes!" AoEs. I'm talking stuff like "you gotta move to the other side of the arena by the cast time and you barely have time to get there", or "the floor is lava-tier poodle except for that one spot away from the boss", or aoes targeting everyone that you gotta stay away from otehrs to avoid overlapping and they're large enough you can't melee much(and tanks don't get priority on staying close), or other such mechanics where you HAVE to stay away for longer than a gcd or two.

  • @ranganesquik2920
    @ranganesquik2920 2 роки тому +2

    well this was amazing, have a sub.

  • @verdantmischief7092
    @verdantmischief7092 2 роки тому +1

    Can confirm as a DRK main that I feel like I'm wearing clown shoes whenever I queue for a dungeon

  • @djloukota
    @djloukota 2 роки тому +1

    "Mercury is in Gatorade or some shit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ronsorage78
    @ronsorage78 2 роки тому +1

    Me! I asked for more of this! I can't get enough of it!

  • @purplefreedom1631
    @purplefreedom1631 2 роки тому +1

    I just did the first nier raid on my RDM and I raised a black mage 4 times in a row, i literally burned ALL my mana and my lungs laughing the entire time (was with 2 friends on voice chat so they got to hear the laughter).
    The joy of watching this poor guy die and the healers fail him repeatedly was so joyous. Ohh and to top it off, he was in a different alliance group so it wasn't my healers failing him

  • @ALLANX7
    @ALLANX7 2 роки тому +1

    I just started and I'm loving being a Black mage, it's like I can't do wrong; as long as I'm being healed

  • @triarcness
    @triarcness 2 роки тому +1

    Here's the thing Lucy. Green DPS don't exist in Island Sanctuary, Daddy Yoshi P can't hurt you there, you can finally be at peace.

  • @azlow2076
    @azlow2076 2 роки тому +1

    4:00 is that my favorite ffxiv youtuber?

  • @thelordraimondo
    @thelordraimondo 2 роки тому +1

    I started playing a couple of months ago, and figured I'd take one class for each role until they maxed. These just happened to be the 3 classes I picked.