My favorite thing about this channel is where she talks about interesting and weird movies/videos and and she makes it funny to watch and makes me laugh a lot
This is the second time you pointed out the two mounds on the female chest first with the swimsuit and now with the plank also "what are you holding up!!" Made me day
They're really do like using Jason Scott Lee as a Chinese person in movies. He's Hawaiian by the way. But I absolutely do love this video that you made. It seems you had a lot of fun.
Thank you for showcasing this oft overlooked masterpiece! What people fail to realize is that this movie is not meant to be taken at face value. It's not a desperate, lowbrow, inept comedy. Rather, it is relentlessly, nihilistically *meta*. A sequence of parodies of tropes of action movies. Holding up each one and saying "this is idiotic. It would be absurd for you to find this emotionally meaningful".
Just as Blades of Glory (which I highly recommend, immature but hilarious), balls of fury is a parody of old "sports" movies. This has kind of a bloodsport vibe, to be honest. :D They should have gone full parody like Airplane! but hey, you can't win them all ^^
At least it's a step up from the usual Monday movies on your docket ;) I saw this movie once years ago, and when I thought back on it, I used to think it was Jack Black in the lead role for some reason.
In the next video on this channel can you do Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan's voice even if it's not going to be a godzilla video plz cuz I really love how you sound☺☺☺😊
The scene where they pick him to celebrate his win over The Dragon only to throw him into a dumpster always gets me. You have good taste in bad movies. Still think this is a gem.
I love how vulgar this channel is. Can i say that? Am i allowed to say that? 17:23 for example, but it is far from the only one. But not _too_ far...the vulgarity is not a constant thing; it's just effectively employed and always at the ready.
There's a surprising fun obscure-sports film called "BlackBall" you might like to check out. It's basically the British 'Dodgeball', even has Vince Vaughn in it. And Bernard Cribbins from Doctor Who, back when that show was watchable.
watched this so long ago and it was one of the best movies ever :D and yea maggie q is mixed. she was my biggest crushe for the longest time until i saw yvonne strahovski in chuck :)
Hey, Alteori where's the new cool animation of your mascot or avatar? Man I miss when things weren't as politically correct as they do today. This move reminds me of Dodgeball a True Underdog Story, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, etc. You were correct about the actress being not being Chinese and she is mixed, she starred in the TV series #Nitika. This is from IMDb, "Maggie Q - Biography - IMDb Margaret Denise Quigley was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to a father of Polish and Irish descent (originally based in New York) and a Vietnamese mother. Her parents met during the Vietnam War. Maggie has two older half-siblings from her mother's previous marriage, and two older sisters."
As someone who actually played ping-pong/table tennis, this was kinda painful to watch, but the funny parts did compensate (the actually funny ones), and the reasoning at the end was so stupid that it actually fits with this stupid movie.
Edit -gasp- i was noticed Kung pow is amazing! Y'all need to watch it. The DVD had two alternate voice tracks one is book on tape version. And yes it's someone narrating the movie as you watch it it is pretty great
Maggie Q is an American actress who's dad is of Polish and Irish descent and her mom is Vietnamese. You should try watching Nikita and Stalker. She is bad ass.
This movie has a surprisingly well known cast for this kind of film, but I am not too surprised based on other movies well known celebrities have taken part in.
Balls of Fury, Baby! Love this movie. Remember seeing it in theaters drunk off my @$$ and still love this movie to this day. So off the wall and bad comedy.
For next Dumb Movie Monday you should do Area 407. It's the *worst* dinosaur movie of all time, and it's also found footage. Oh yeah and there's a sequel supposedly coming out that has zombie soldiers fighting dinosaurs.
Another dumb movie Monday adventure review video. Balls of Fury, saw little bit of it, I like it. This kind of dumb movie I like to watch, whenever it's on tv. Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
WTF! I watched this when i was like 12! I need to watch it again, maybe call some friends home after this whole shit ends, i remember having so much fun watching it
Omg what a great review!!!! I absolutely loved this film and Kung Pow. Have you seen Kung Fu Hustle? It is right up there with zany, outrageous kung fu action. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it Alteori
@@Alteori Yes, Shaolin Soccer is also pretty outrageous and so cool!! Another really wacked out one is Kung Fury. That one might be one to react to. It's really out there lol!
BRUH WHY ARE SO MANY ACTORS I RECOGNIZE IN THIS?! TERMINATOR MAN, GEORGE LOPEZ, PATTON OSWALD, CHRISTPOHER WALKEN- WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHY IS THERE A PING PONG DOMINATRIX?! **WHAT IS THIS MOVE?!**
I was about halfway through the video when I realized that the ol grandpa who is blind is the actor who voiced Mr. Ping. (Po's father from Kung Fu Panda)
Lmao. Blind dude is poe father from kung-fu panda. And he's David lopang from big trouble in little China. The dude that ran and told all the elders is Jason Scott Lee from Dragon the Bruce Lee story. And a cheech and Chong movie forgot which one.
So altiori has wierd tastes in guys. Kinda gives me hope that one day a woman can find me attractive. Note: I'm not bashing your tastes. Besides I have no right to talk. I'm one step away from being the stereotypical kind a weeb and I'm scared.
🤣🤣🤣 yeah girls always told me that. They would be downright mean with it like, "You're out of his league," and "why are you dating that?" But honestly, most of my nicer boyfriends were the ones that were not society's version of beauty. Every hot guy I dated cheated our was too full of himself. All they're good for is sex and sometimes that's horrible 😂 If you're a good guy but not a push over, make something of yourself so you can walk away and get a new girl if you want, and don't think girls are perfect little angels, you'll be fine. 😉
Lmao when i saw the guy is being forced towards a wall, Alteori's laugh made it even funnier 😂
I started laughing before she did and then I heard her laugh which made me laugh even harder lmaooooo
"Bashing white balls"
Me: (gasp) jackass?
"Random sports movie"
Me: oh, well im here now gotta see it through to the end
Is your avatar picture a Titanfall 2 banner.
@@fujinthedestroyer3418 yeah
I honestly felt the same way
A lot of people are just going to wonder why the title is the way it is
I love Alteori for that lmao
I wonder why you STILL don't have a mustache. nvm.
Big fan mr Mustache guy🗿
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
"I'm going to Disneyland!" Is an old thing to say in sports when you win your game.
Yeah, you can tell Aletori is a Millennial since she didn't get it.
@@dubuyajay9964 I think most millennials will get it I think she is gen z or something
@@dubuyajay9964 it's because she's not from the US
I won’t even lie, I looked at the title and took it in the *wrong way*
didnt we all?!
lol same
How so? I can't think of any interpretation that isn't applicable to the film. What am I missing?
Is it free real estate?
we all did
My favorite thing about this channel is where she talks about interesting and weird movies/videos and and she makes it funny to watch and makes me laugh a lot
This is the second time you pointed out the two mounds on the female chest first with the swimsuit and now with the plank also "what are you holding up!!" Made me day
They're really do like using Jason Scott Lee as a Chinese person in movies. He's Hawaiian by the way. But I absolutely do love this video that you made. It seems you had a lot of fun.
Exactly!!!!!! He looks nothing like a Chinese person.
9:20 I almost freaking lost it when he started screaming
I did 😂
@@Alteori 😂
He looked like the devil was after him! 🤣🤣🤣
@@Alteori Alteori its been a year but Dr. Wong slips on a ping pong ball
Two videos in one day.
"What kind of sorcery is this?"
When the dude was screaming and forced to the wall by a women spinning a coat rack I died the scream got me 😂😂💀💀
My eyes were stuck on the title when it showed up on my notifications
9:24 PERFECTLY CUT SCRE-
Altheori pin this because I could see your laughs...(Not really)
This was a great movie. Very nostalgic watching this
The best parts of all of this is Alteori fangirling over Randy. I am HERE for it.
This is the BEST Channel on UA-cam
I definitely remember seeing this in theaters.
This one is a little bit higher in production value than your other ones lol
Please upload everyday, I love your videos. They make me laugh and makes me have a great day. Keep up the great work.
Thank you for showcasing this oft overlooked masterpiece! What people fail to realize is that this movie is not meant to be taken at face value. It's not a desperate, lowbrow, inept comedy. Rather, it is relentlessly, nihilistically *meta*. A sequence of parodies of tropes of action movies. Holding up each one and saying "this is idiotic. It would be absurd for you to find this emotionally meaningful".
Maggie Q......... the hottest Hawaiian model ever!
The Def Leopard "rock of Ages" ring intro music was awesome....
Description is: "balls of fury" I read it as "balls of furry"
😂
I read it as BALLZ of FURRRRRY!
Same
Jesus
Where do you find all these ridiculous movies from yet I can’t seem to find them? 🤣
I'm convinced she has a bad movie dealer.
Needs to get her fix.
Tubi.tv
From Tubi I think
Love that movie and also love ur voice it’s just calming and makes u wanna smile
This movie was a gem back in the day. Star sudded cast and a breath of fresh air when comedy movies were trying to look 'smart'
I looked at the title with a dirty mind...
I think alot of people did
Yep *alot*
We all did
You should try watching "The Rubber", its a movie about a Tire that kills people
This movie just feels like any other regular "good" movie like you'd just have in your house lmao
Just as Blades of Glory (which I highly recommend, immature but hilarious), balls of fury is a parody of old "sports" movies. This has kind of a bloodsport vibe, to be honest. :D
They should have gone full parody like Airplane! but hey, you can't win them all ^^
Lmao I died laughing at the Gaston friend scene. “Whoops they have the same body shape.. that’s fatcist” 🤣
At least it's a step up from the usual Monday movies on your docket ;)
I saw this movie once years ago, and when I thought back on it, I used to think it was Jack Black in the lead role for some reason.
Omg I haven't seen this movie in years! It's still great lol my favorite part was when Terry Crews spun the ping pong ball on his finger lol
Balls of Fury is a timeless classic lmao
This is the movie critics want you to hate but that everyone loves.
Is the blind man the same guy that voiced the advisor or whatever he was in Mulan?
It is!
And Pho from Kung Fu Panda
YOO I remember this movie from when I was a kid!!
Kind of a cool fact. “Terminator guy’s”, brother is the lead singer of the band, “Filter”.
In the next video on this channel can you do Godzilla, Mothra, and Rodan's voice even if it's not going to be a godzilla video plz cuz I really love how you sound☺☺☺😊
Video 5 of trying to get Alteori Commentary while she’s playing Sirenhead Dating Simulator
The scene where they pick him to celebrate his win over The Dragon only to throw him into a dumpster always gets me. You have good taste in bad movies. Still think this is a gem.
I love how vulgar this channel is. Can i say that? Am i allowed to say that?
17:23 for example, but it is far from the only one. But not _too_ far...the vulgarity is not a constant thing; it's just effectively employed and always at the ready.
IMMEDIATELY confused by the title
There's a surprising fun obscure-sports film called "BlackBall" you might like to check out. It's basically the British 'Dodgeball', even has Vince Vaughn in it. And Bernard Cribbins from Doctor Who, back when that show was watchable.
Alteori: CBT Edition
9:23 (HIGH PITCH)AAAAHHHH!!!!😱😱😱😱😂😂😂😂 I literally fell of my chair laughing.
For years, people telling me I look like the guy from Balls of Fury :'(
Alteori says he's kinda hot O.o !!!
He's definitely a good lookin dude, a little chubby, but good looking
Balls of Fury is a Gem. Also I guess Randy is Alteori's Ideal boyfriend body? Before I forget mister Wong slipped on a ping pong ball. Your welcome.
God I love your content. I’m so glad I found your channel! Keep up the good work!
Honestly I love these movie brake downs, especially the comedy ones.
So it's like an anime story
A classic.
First!!!!
Not anymore?
I was a few seconds ago???
It changed, how is being first a variable???
3:08 why the hell is there a water slide above a graveyard???
1:11 it's a flashback to the '80s. You can tell because the producers put in a punk with a mohawk.
watched this so long ago and it was one of the best movies ever :D and yea maggie q is mixed. she was my biggest crushe for the longest time until i saw yvonne strahovski in chuck :)
Hey, Alteori where's the new cool animation of your mascot or avatar?
Man I miss when things weren't as politically correct as they do today. This move reminds me of Dodgeball a True Underdog Story, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, etc.
You were correct about the actress being not being Chinese and she is mixed, she starred in the TV series #Nitika. This is from IMDb,
"Maggie Q - Biography - IMDb Margaret Denise Quigley was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to a father of Polish and Irish descent (originally based in New York) and a Vietnamese mother. Her parents met during the Vietnam War. Maggie has two older half-siblings from her mother's previous marriage, and two older sisters."
As someone who actually played ping-pong/table tennis, this was kinda painful to watch, but the funny parts did compensate (the actually funny ones), and the reasoning at the end was so stupid that it actually fits with this stupid movie.
I remember seeing that film, it was really ridiculous. However, I can give credit to James Hong and Christopher Walken for being entertaining.
Edit -gasp- i was noticed
Kung pow is amazing! Y'all need to watch it. The DVD had two alternate voice tracks one is book on tape version. And yes it's someone narrating the movie as you watch it it is pretty great
Maggie Q is an American actress who's dad is of Polish and Irish descent and her mom is Vietnamese. You should try watching Nikita and Stalker. She is bad ass.
idk why but alteori lusting for guys is so funny to me
This movie has a surprisingly well known cast for this kind of film, but I am not too surprised based on other movies well known celebrities have taken part in.
Balls of Fury, Baby! Love this movie. Remember seeing it in theaters drunk off my @$$ and still love this movie to this day. So off the wall and bad comedy.
For next Dumb Movie Monday you should do Area 407. It's the *worst* dinosaur movie of all time, and it's also found footage. Oh yeah and there's a sequel supposedly coming out that has zombie soldiers fighting dinosaurs.
I had the DS game for this movie, still do actually. I don't remember ever getting it, and frankly I thought it was a childhood hallucination.
it took me a minute to recognize Jason Scott Lee, the handsy guy.. played Bruce Lee in Dragon:TBLS
Another dumb movie Monday adventure review video. Balls of Fury, saw little bit of it, I like it. This kind of dumb movie I like to watch, whenever it's on tv.
Anyway, another great video, Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
What are you holding up WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING UP!😆
Ok, is this avatar a freaking dragon head with ant mandibles or a fluffy cute thingy with its tail wrapped around it??
17:24 you got so personally offended by that, that you yelled at a child
Balls are tender little creatures. They need care
@@Alteori Getting hit there feels like a bad stomach ache except a bit lower.
That’s why I removed mine with a steak knife
@@jackplaysproductions131 😱
17:40 yeah he needs chasm falling lessons
FALLS OF FURY!!!
WTF! I watched this when i was like 12! I need to watch it again, maybe call some friends home after this whole shit ends, i remember having so much fun watching it
kung pao enter the fist is one of my all time favorite movies
Omg what a great review!!!! I absolutely loved this film and Kung Pow. Have you seen Kung Fu Hustle? It is right up there with zany, outrageous kung fu action. If you haven't seen it, I recommend it Alteori
Yep. Saw that and enter the fist and Shaolin soccer
@@Alteori Yes, Shaolin Soccer is also pretty outrageous and so cool!! Another really wacked out one is Kung Fury. That one might be one to react to. It's really out there lol!
BRUH WHY ARE SO MANY ACTORS I RECOGNIZE IN THIS?! TERMINATOR MAN, GEORGE LOPEZ, PATTON OSWALD, CHRISTPOHER WALKEN-
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
WHY IS THERE A PING PONG DOMINATRIX?!
**WHAT IS THIS MOVE?!**
*WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?!*
I watch this movie at cinema for 2 time , one of the best
This is one of mine and my dad's favorite movies
Anyone who has ever played at the lowest level would be insulted by this movie. Glued to the spot,
New favorite commentator
Super-late comment...
You need to review Joe vs the Volcano!
Oh, yeah.
Btw, I guessed this movie from the thumbnail.
That title is a power move right there
damn Randy pitch fork got thicc
I haven't seen this movie in years. Man. I saw the uncle guy from other comedies
Yo, the blind old man is the goose from Kung Fu Panda! 😂
I remember watching this movie when it came out. It was hilarious at the time because I was a lot younger lol
I was about halfway through the video when I realized that the ol grandpa who is blind is the actor who voiced Mr. Ping. (Po's father from Kung Fu Panda)
9:17
I COULD NOT BREATHE
When I used to mug people: give me ya money
Now: give me ya money and ya ballsack
What did I fine my self watching
He was fantastic in Fanboys!
I watched this during high school like a decade ago, I do enjoy it proving my taste really is shitty that time
I really want alteori to do voice acting she has such a nice voice and would be great
Blind man slipped on a freaking ping pong ball down the elevator shaft.xD
MOAR COWBELLS!! Excellent.
Lmao. Blind dude is poe father from kung-fu panda. And he's David lopang from big trouble in little China.
The dude that ran and told all the elders is Jason Scott Lee from Dragon the Bruce Lee story. And a cheech and Chong movie forgot which one.
So altiori has wierd tastes in guys. Kinda gives me hope that one day a woman can find me attractive.
Note: I'm not bashing your tastes. Besides I have no right to talk. I'm one step away from being the stereotypical kind a weeb and I'm scared.
🤣🤣🤣 yeah girls always told me that. They would be downright mean with it like, "You're out of his league," and "why are you dating that?" But honestly, most of my nicer boyfriends were the ones that were not society's version of beauty. Every hot guy I dated cheated our was too full of himself. All they're good for is sex and sometimes that's horrible 😂
If you're a good guy but not a push over, make something of yourself so you can walk away and get a new girl if you want, and don't think girls are perfect little angels, you'll be fine. 😉
@@Alteori amen
@@Alteori thanks for the advice. Oh and you make some great videos. You have some good insight on movies. Keep up the great work.
Randy Daytona is Jacob Kowalski from Fantastic Beast
Looks like I’m not going to bed just yet.
Nope
i want to Ask for a Mosasaur VS Orca rematch because of a new information.....there is a big possibility for mosasaurs to be pack hunters.....
That shit sounds like a horror movie if I've heard one.
0:59 What are you holding up" Yeah yeah ok calm it with that shit
7:45 Watch this , you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half