Colonoscopy Aftermath

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  • Опубліковано 16 лип 2024
  • Had to get a colonoscopy due to stomach issues. I literally don't remember any of this!
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  • @chir0pter
    @chir0pter 2 роки тому +62

    came here from the suggested link at the end of the "wife's reaction to boosted launch" vid.
    who am I to question whether "Colonoscopy Aftermath" was what I wanted to see next, I do what the algo says 🤷‍♂️

    • @davidwayne5152
      @davidwayne5152 2 місяці тому +2

      Same here after drifting to his site and subbing

    • @PVC4108
      @PVC4108 2 місяці тому +1

      Same here...

  • @lucashunnisett3066
    @lucashunnisett3066 2 роки тому +135

    Your wife is an absolute gem. Treat her well mate. She’s a keeper

    • @kaaawakiwi
      @kaaawakiwi 2 роки тому +5

      Totally agree. Legend.

    • @afairman1927
      @afairman1927 Рік тому +2

      I was totally coming to look for this comment, and then there's gotta be some idiot to come ruin it w/some dumb ass response like she's a cheater or some dumb $hit and no one has $hit on this but him... im proud of yall

    • @fepethepenguin8287
      @fepethepenguin8287 10 місяців тому

      ​@@afairman1927ohhh.. I was expecting.. (id hit it) comments
      Ya she a legacy, like my mom and fiancé
      So rare

  • @calebsextro3418
    @calebsextro3418 3 роки тому +62

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time😂😂😂. By the way major props to your wife because she’s an absolute trooper. Hope your feeling better dude 👍.

  • @LandonWilks
    @LandonWilks 3 роки тому +33

    Didn’t know what to expect when I clicked this video but definitely wasn’t disappointed. I was dying laughing the whole video😂😂

  • @matthewg7835
    @matthewg7835 2 роки тому +18

    Hilarious. And your wife is a keeper. Very patient and compassionate. What a gem

  • @evolos7323
    @evolos7323 3 роки тому +36

    “This waters dry” 😂😂😂😂

  • @CombatDoc136
    @CombatDoc136 2 роки тому +5

    I grew up in the south, been overseas now 10 years...your videos make me miss home and my friends there and family.

  • @skylerlangdon9214
    @skylerlangdon9214 2 роки тому +11

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time 😂 thanks for sharing!

  • @loggerjohn01
    @loggerjohn01 2 роки тому +12

    I actually shit my pants watching this I was laughing so hard.

  • @Thatusernameisnotavailable.
    @Thatusernameisnotavailable. 3 місяці тому +1

    This is solid gold. Thank you for sharing. Great content, both of you. Subscribed

  • @satyris410
    @satyris410 Рік тому +6

    Your wife is incredible. I had to persuade my missus to come pick me up from hospital after I had minor surgery.

  • @TheBritishPatriot
    @TheBritishPatriot 3 роки тому +13

    Not your finest hour there eh bud? lol, we all have one, but it takes a real man to post his online for the world to see!... Your wife is a saint!
    Btw that windows shut-down sound was hilarious😂

  • @thenderson1087
    @thenderson1087 2 роки тому +12

    "Do I have poop on my pants?" 🤣😂🤣😂I feel like I should sub for moral support.

  • @ith0rn329
    @ith0rn329 2 роки тому +5

    What a kind beautiful wife you are blessed with.

  • @merrystoneequestrianfarm
    @merrystoneequestrianfarm 3 роки тому +18

    Very funny - you should video with your wife more often - she’s lovely!!

  • @frankcalabrese7074
    @frankcalabrese7074 Рік тому +3

    "My butthole doesn't hurt "...been there bro, with an endoscopy, and a stomach biopsy. Found out that I had Crohns disease....then beat it!!!😂 Thanx for sharing.

  • @bigtrip2750
    @bigtrip2750 2 роки тому +2

    Brother, I'm on break at work and watched you "MAKE MAGIC". You and your wife ABSOLUTELY MADE MY DAY! I've been there and done that.(Diverticulitis with ruptured intestine) NOT FUN! But YOU made me feel like I can laugh my A$$ off about it now. LITERALLY!
    REAL PEOPLE are a RARITY these days. Stay REAL, HUMBLE, and HEALTHY.
    YES! I'm still laughing.

  • @basshorseman998
    @basshorseman998 Рік тому +3

    Just lost my wife...she was a lot like yours..please love her while you have her

  • @GamingRemo
    @GamingRemo Рік тому +3

    Literally the gold standard of a good wife all in one video.

  • @dabaehr2168
    @dabaehr2168 Рік тому

    I hope this dude posts more videos cause after watching his car vids, this is some good comic relief lol

  • @timothy790110
    @timothy790110 2 роки тому +3

    8:52 "this water's DRYYY" 🤣

  • @mattxr6t
    @mattxr6t 3 роки тому +20

    I've had 3 in the past year, can confirm the excessive gas and shitting your pants is totally true. Never trust a fart after a colonoscopy.

    • @aguyfromalabama
      @aguyfromalabama  3 роки тому +30

      Man, I don’t remember a thing from that day until I woke up from a nap at home! The stuff they gave me, I’d trust a Democrat 😂

    • @WillOneZeroZeroTwoFour
      @WillOneZeroZeroTwoFour Рік тому +2

      How can you shit your pants when your are not supposed to eat food that leave residue 3 days before the colonoscopy? Normally your intestine should be empty of anything. And I had 4 since 2016 here in France.

  • @ramonmerzenich4866
    @ramonmerzenich4866 2 роки тому +1

    O Man same situation i had,Your wife+++ every great guy has a strong women behind him. Hope you better soon.

  • @That.Skinny.Climber
    @That.Skinny.Climber 2 роки тому +4

    "Yep. I'm poopin"
    "Real men just poop their pants"

  • @magnum_4887
    @magnum_4887 3 роки тому +2

    The fact that this doesn't have more views than it does is a national tragedy

  • @MrEkks
    @MrEkks 2 роки тому +6

    Funny shit! Excuse the pun. I shit my pants a little last Saturday. I was recording farts, cause that's what grown men do.

  • @cheechnchong4347
    @cheechnchong4347 23 дні тому

    She's such a sweetheart ....you're a lucky man!!

  • @johnbowman3630
    @johnbowman3630 8 днів тому

    She's adorable Jake, you done good.
    "I wanna be with Jesus, but I still wanna live because he gave me a life"
    Earned yourself a sub with that sentiment, bud.

  • @ColoradoColt
    @ColoradoColt Рік тому

    I agree with the comments, your wife is great, and y'all all hilarious. The sound after 9:20 had me dying 😂

  • @jaex9617
    @jaex9617 2 роки тому +2

    Nothing to be embarrassed about. Ya done good.

  • @AjI2009
    @AjI2009 2 роки тому +3

    strange I have had two before, but never was sedated, I went in and was out in about 20-25 minutes after doing the scope. waited about 1-15 having a juice and sandwaich, then drove home myself. this is strange

  • @trevornever27
    @trevornever27 Місяць тому

    Now THIS right here, is true love ❤️
    Now only if they could mash up this video with the launch boost we would have internet gold! 🤣

  • @martinoporto8676
    @martinoporto8676 3 роки тому

    I hope you are okay bro! Greetings from Argentina!

    • @aguyfromalabama
      @aguyfromalabama  3 роки тому +1

      Thanks man! Hope y’all are doing well down there!

  • @CopperPopperComputers
    @CopperPopperComputers 10 місяців тому

    GOD BLESS YOU BOTH.

  • @lmfscrew
    @lmfscrew 3 роки тому +6

    “Don’t want the doctor being jealous” 😂😂

  • @tribunation
    @tribunation 2 роки тому +2

    Lolololol!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
    "Opps I popped my pants'

  • @cheechnchong4347
    @cheechnchong4347 23 дні тому

    I remember them tellin me not to eat anything a certain number of hours before my procedure ...looks like they neglected to tell you this slightly important info, Lol!! 😲🤣🤣

  • @fhoneman
    @fhoneman 9 місяців тому +1

    I had 5 polyps removed. Non cancerous but very large. He didn't staple or cauterize where he cut. The next day I lost 3 pints of blood and spent 2 days in ICU and 5 in the hospital

  • @alexisdeloria2099
    @alexisdeloria2099 2 роки тому +1

    Ur wife was so genuinely kind I need a guy like her lol

  • @luismontoya9977
    @luismontoya9977 3 роки тому +1

    I went through the same thing man. Got a colonoscopy and diagnosed with IBS. It sucks having this at a young age

  • @jonathanlazaris3627
    @jonathanlazaris3627 3 роки тому +3

    this is me when i'm sober.

  • @jamesscott5407
    @jamesscott5407 2 роки тому

    I've had a couple in my life, I have ulcerative colitis...like I had a couple of jabs of numbing stuff then was fully awake for the procedure... biopsies included...horrible experience but was up and about fully cognitive 10mins after, times have changed!!

  • @LittleMac907
    @LittleMac907 3 роки тому +4

    Hahahaha. *windows shutting down* I'm dying brother.

  • @helookalikaman79
    @helookalikaman79 4 місяці тому

    Nothing embarrassing about getting help, colonoscopy etc. I have had 6 - 8 and I am 44.... I have stomach issues and my dad died from colon cancer at age 41. So I have to go through this every couple of years... Just be thankful you are not in the hospital as an inpatient the prep in the hospital is so, so much worse.

  • @pinocolada4254
    @pinocolada4254 Рік тому

    I had a colonoscopy a couple of years ago.
    My gf made a picture in the elevator of the hospital. I saw it a couple of years later and didn't even remember going to the hospital. Couldn't realise when it was made, and why i was in a wheelchair. Took me quit a while to find out, still i van only remember talking to a doctor before anestacia.

  • @jasonelliott9762
    @jasonelliott9762 2 роки тому +2

    Ive had 3 colos. Ive had Crohns disease for about 4 years. Last year i had a bad flareup, even after being on Humira for 2 years. I lost 32 lbs in 5 weeks. Im pretty much at my pre flare up weight(190 lbs). In about 7 months i went from 190-158-190. Freakin roller coaster ride. Been on Entyvio since and have been pretty much normal as of about 3 months ago. Moral of the story: Entyvio works.

    • @FlubR
      @FlubR Рік тому

      wow! ive had 2 and a similar experience. for me I had no idea i had chrons... I was 150 lbs. went to 128 in 3 weeks. couldn't get better with meds. had surgery a month later. 4 months later I was 160 lbs. been on remicade and healthy for the last year and staying at 165lbs.

  • @a.k.a.A.E.
    @a.k.a.A.E. 2 роки тому

    i hope the distance from home to the hospital was not too far !!! you think you understand what I mean !!!

  • @timothy790110
    @timothy790110 2 роки тому +2

    Pff, here in Sweden we do it like real men (and women) we don't get put under. We are awake for the entire procedure, and even get to look at the camera images. It was the second most painful experience of my life, since they couldn't find my small intestine. first was a blockage due to kidney stones. Also, this was very funny, and your wife is amazing. You seem chill too bud!

    • @sweepphreak
      @sweepphreak Рік тому

      that's how its done in Canada I had mine on Friday OCT 21s 2022 fully awake just laid on table on my side watched the whole thing

    • @satyris410
      @satyris410 Рік тому +1

      oh god really that's horrible, when I had one ten years ago, they offered me a sedative and a painkiller, I said I'd take the painkiller but not the sedative. don't know why, I reckon a medically supervised combination of Versed and Demerol would be a lovely way to spend the afternoon, as it turned out, the Demerol by itself was very pleasant, and the procedure itself wasn't too bad

    • @mvemjsunp
      @mvemjsunp Рік тому

      @@sweepphreak WHAT fresh hell is this? They make you stay awake? I have newfound respect for you guys up north.

  • @joeh23
    @joeh23 Рік тому

    Before my first colonoscopy, the last song I heard was "The Long Run" by the Eagles, the song before that "Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed. Someone there had a weird sense of humor.

  • @goneballistic
    @goneballistic Місяць тому

    she's remarkably calm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @donmckenzie5027
    @donmckenzie5027 Рік тому

    classic love it!

  • @bergeracvandamme
    @bergeracvandamme Рік тому +1

    Lmao. Your wife is a legend.

  • @dustyflair
    @dustyflair 2 роки тому +2

    my stomach bothers me all the time...did they find anything?

  • @robertatallo9771
    @robertatallo9771 3 роки тому +1

    I hope I wasn’t this messed up after my last colonoscopy but I probably was.

  • @savage22bolt32
    @savage22bolt32 2 роки тому

    True love here!

  • @itzkiser
    @itzkiser 11 місяців тому

    Legend says he never woke up

  • @mac_uk5464
    @mac_uk5464 Місяць тому

    I had an Colonosscopy & enderscope, asked the doctor to do the colonscopy first, didn't want the nasty taste in my throat.

  • @mr.h.specter2958
    @mr.h.specter2958 Місяць тому

    she is so sweet :)

  • @Hexagenium
    @Hexagenium 3 роки тому +4

    Yep, them 10+ second long farts are the highlight - or when you wake up, when you're not supposed to, in the foetal position half way through the procedure ............

  • @Nichols205
    @Nichols205 3 роки тому +3

    Lol I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mhm0610
    @Mhm0610 2 роки тому +1

    When he said this waters dry I was dying 8:53

  • @generalwrex
    @generalwrex 3 роки тому +2

    "This waters dry."

    • @Bagel_01
      @Bagel_01 3 роки тому

      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @sovereignfreespirit
    @sovereignfreespirit 2 роки тому

    Dude I wake right up and say K time to go... the guy next to me they put down before me and they're trying to wake him up. Shit I drive myself home, zwing ready to go...

  • @badlilstang
    @badlilstang 8 місяців тому +1

    OMG.. your Wife rocks hahahahah.. good stuff

  • @thomas_bahama
    @thomas_bahama 2 роки тому +1

    Standard diesel-owner activities.

  • @thahomiemee3867
    @thahomiemee3867 2 роки тому

    Doctor Longfinger strikes again

  • @kaaawakiwi
    @kaaawakiwi 2 роки тому +1

    They must have juiced the shit out of you. I woke up and I was walking out 30 minutes later like nothing had happened.

  • @whoisharo4689
    @whoisharo4689 11 місяців тому

    U lucky, here in los angeles, theres a long wait list for colonoscopy cuz of the pandemic.

  • @SaulBarry
    @SaulBarry 2 роки тому +2

    this is the funniest shit ever

  • @7gerez
    @7gerez 3 роки тому

    Amen

  • @OregonBigfootODA
    @OregonBigfootODA 11 місяців тому

    Not laughing at you but dude,, that is FUNNY stuff!!

  • @TheKingmanthe1
    @TheKingmanthe1 2 роки тому

    I told them no knock out meds and no lube who I had mine

  • @danielchavez1632
    @danielchavez1632 2 роки тому

    My fiancé woulda made me take an Uber

  • @highestkiller4627
    @highestkiller4627 2 роки тому

    Maybe so, probably not ... lmaooo

  • @crmags
    @crmags 2 роки тому

    3 years!!! Christ get checked earlier!!!

  • @letscheckitout1985
    @letscheckitout1985 2 роки тому +1

    Dude I love this girl I want her as my wife

  • @submariner179
    @submariner179 Рік тому +1

    Shit, man...

  • @durianriders
    @durianriders 2 місяці тому

    go high carb vegan brother!

  • @GoldieGeee
    @GoldieGeee 3 роки тому

    not the best video to watch and have a milkshake. my milkshakes everywhere.

  • @risennation1239
    @risennation1239 3 роки тому

    Poop does happen.

  • @midwestcatz5896
    @midwestcatz5896 Рік тому

    im poopin...................... Lets GOOO!

  • @dustyflair
    @dustyflair 2 роки тому

    Yea you were on empty, no boo boo was coming.

  • @kallekarlsson2181
    @kallekarlsson2181 Рік тому

    There at 10:08 is your stomach issue. Dont eat junkfood

  • @turdboman
    @turdboman 3 місяці тому

    BEAUTIFUL LADY !!

  • @sculldog76
    @sculldog76 3 роки тому

    Asking for a friend... Does your wife have a younger or older sister? I'm easy either way. D'oh!

  • @shanebaker3404
    @shanebaker3404 Місяць тому

    Fecal sauce

  • @synovium
    @synovium 2 місяці тому

    Interestingly, nobody here has asked why you got this colonoscopy. Granted, you have been having this issue for three years, which is a hell of a long time to have suffering with this discomfort. Secondly, what did the GI specialist find in your colon? Thirdly, you must have an HMO, which could explain why it has taken so long. Meanwhile, if it was cancer, your doctors would have been fiddle fucking around. It could have spread all over your body by now.

    • @aguyfromalabama
      @aguyfromalabama  2 місяці тому +1

      Thanks for your concern! I was having issues with constipation then “the opposite” for days at a time. The GI specialist didn’t find anything thankfully! I’ve since found relief by eating better (carnivore diet). And drinking salt water in the morning.

  • @mattfstephens
    @mattfstephens Рік тому

    Oh jesus 😒

  • @cheeyoon196
    @cheeyoon196 21 день тому

    G.A 😅

  • @dantheman1337
    @dantheman1337 Рік тому

    Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rjgualberto
    @rjgualberto 2 роки тому

    LMAO

  • @42TY.Gaming
    @42TY.Gaming 2 роки тому

    🤣😂🤣😂

  • @vvchuz
    @vvchuz 3 роки тому

    when launching a truck, its just "how to create 69x more pollution"

  • @atlantic_love
    @atlantic_love Рік тому

    Eww

  • @Garbanzo884
    @Garbanzo884 Рік тому

    Post-colonoscopy if anyone says you're full of sh¡t, you can say with absolute confidence, "No, I'm NOT!"

  • @roachcatcher266
    @roachcatcher266 2 місяці тому

    Yes great video, i have had 2 both without sedation all over in 30 mins and great to be awake to see all the action on telly from the camera up my jacksy , the worse bit is drinking the 2 seperate doses of moviprep , word of advise do not be away from a toilet after drinking this crap .😂

  • @amexblack4446
    @amexblack4446 Місяць тому

    cute couple :))