"I dyed my hair gold back in third grade because I liked Goku, and someone called me a homo. And I broke his nose and made him cry, and when I was sitting in detention I felt and overwhelming dread and started crying because i was no better than frieza... Because i used violence in a bad way." -AI Colonel Cambell
I wish I could have seen Paul Eiding's face when first read the script. To have maintained his stern and commanding tone while reading such nonsense, he is a great voice actor.
Its a little known fact that these codec calls were never in the script, Paul just had a mental breakdown and Kojima decided to add it into the game. Sadly konami cut it because game was taking too long to develop as is.
On a more serious note Paul Eiding did an interview with the UA-camr YongYea and he revealed that he was completely unaware of how these random lines would be used and told the lines were just warm up lines to calibrate the audio equipment. This was done to preserve the authenticity of his performance. In a way it's kinda poetically in line with the game's themes of information control and context.
Envisioning a future where our planet is destroyed and all human life is gone, and the only proof of our existence is a 2GB CREATIVE brand USB stick floating through space and its contents being a low res jpg of Judge Judy with a bunch of clipart hearts surrounding her.
Actually, it was cut because they failed to get the license. Yeah someone leak the script to them and after reading some of the other options, they took back their products. Weird huh
@@Maximus6Ginterestingly Snake was supposed to deliver an impassioned advertisement of the all day breakfast menu to Raiden. Siivagunner found this audio and released it. ua-cam.com/video/pjO8ccfe0Aw/v-deo.htmlsi=KVQv6EZWv5sG8Mok
I no kidding lived that Jiffy Lube call. I mean, I had a Pontiac, but it was a 2006 G6 coupe. And I had a Zune, too-the Halo 3 edition, no less-but the only shit I watched on it was porn I downloaded. I guess that addresses the harem, too, so… maybe I exaggerated a bit. Good times, though.
I remember reading one book, which I put as txt files on my Sansa Clip mp3 player. I'm old now, and my ADHD doesn't let me read books that fast anymore
I like how this is actually lore accurate, iirc the ai at one point starts spouting random things that were on the internet in the game, so this is just what it would realistically say
I will live to the day I won't be able to tell live people from bots when getting phone calls. When getting any calls. I will miss the 2015 -2020s internet when that happens, I need to make a lot of screenshots of what I did during these years.
It is on PC though it got taken down cause the license to the stock footage Konami used expired so the only way to get it now is buying an old physical copy of the game or "alternative means". It doesn't matter anyways though, the PC port of MGS2 was awful.
@@jamesalexander5559 the PC Port is amazing! There is now a controllable third person camera mod similar to metal gear solid subsistence. It's also a community patch that fixes everything.
@@i_used_adblock_to_watch_this Wow the PC port has gone through some serious changes since I last tried to play it. Granted that was like a decade ago.
Remember that tunnel right when you meet up with Snake (the roon where he points to his bandana and says "infinant ammo")? It's in the room to the south. You have to glitch through the door.
This was the madness Kojima warned us about, down to replicating the real GW AI with a fake.
The only cure for madness? Is madness.
"I dyed my hair gold back in third grade because I liked Goku, and someone called me a homo. And I broke his nose and made him cry, and when I was sitting in detention I felt and overwhelming dread and started crying because i was no better than frieza... Because i used violence in a bad way."
-AI Colonel Cambell
"I'll just summon my spiders"
That bit got me good. This video was pure gold. Lalilulelo!
Faith 3 final boss be like
Rain of spidereers
-spideers
-spiders
"would you like a cup of spiders?"
Spooder
This is indistinguishable from actual dialogue from the game, in every way.
Servus
Ya
I feel like just about anything he says will sound profound and prophetic
There's even a sense of realism and urgency!
except for the hissing, but whatever
To the people crying about "my ears hurt"
I could hurt you much worse.
I just chose not to because I respect God.
I'm not even sure I know what those people are talking about. This just sounds like a standard codec call lmfao
No one is complaining about the video. Wake Up were in a continental ballistic pipe bomb in Saturn!
this is a great username to display one's superiority of bacon caollapsed waffles in a run down shuck house for unmitigated salami rolls.
@@ShadowveilFox eat my shorts fuker
Basado
I wish I could have seen Paul Eiding's face when first read the script. To have maintained his stern and commanding tone while reading such nonsense, he is a great voice actor.
Its a little known fact that these codec calls were never in the script, Paul just had a mental breakdown and Kojima decided to add it into the game. Sadly konami cut it because game was taking too long to develop as is.
On a more serious note Paul Eiding did an interview with the UA-camr YongYea and he revealed that he was completely unaware of how these random lines would be used and told the lines were just warm up lines to calibrate the audio equipment. This was done to preserve the authenticity of his performance.
In a way it's kinda poetically in line with the game's themes of information control and context.
0:12 is the one that genuinely feels like cut content, especially the last sentence.
1:00 too
what does that even do?
@@diegoortega6105 It makes your PC go into full-blast mode, making it faster, didn't you listen?
@@SneedFeedAndSeednah, i don't think ai colonel would make an Initial D reference
2:55 that's scary if it was AI generated.
May chaos take the world
We need an MGS2 mod that adds these to the crazy AI calls already in the game
0:32 remarkable
This one REALLY sounds like something straight out of a kojima game
Life can really is poetic in a way. Seeing this scene used to create a meme at the dawn of AI generated content. MGS2 ages better each year.
It's like a shitpost but a legit cut content
Envisioning a future where our planet is destroyed and all human life is gone, and the only proof of our existence is a 2GB CREATIVE brand USB stick floating through space and its contents being a low res jpg of Judge Judy with a bunch of clipart hearts surrounding her.
Absolutely amazing
remarkable
Wow. That Goku one sounds like it actually happened.
It did
It was an actual tweet if i remember correctly
I paused the video to look for Goku Frieza comments lol.
I DID NOT expect an Initial D reference at 1:02 ngl, that really took me by surprise....
Ah yes the GTR
Can you keep up with my R??
Raiden: …colonel are you high?!
I can't believe Kojima got Konami to pay to license Pontiac, Microsoft, and Toyota just to cut all of this dialogue. What a madman.
Actually, it was cut because they failed to get the license. Yeah someone leak the script to them and after reading some of the other options, they took back their products.
Weird huh
Don't forget McDonald's. Kojima really went all out. I wish these lines weren't cut.
@@Maximus6Ginterestingly Snake was supposed to deliver an impassioned advertisement of the all day breakfast menu to Raiden.
Siivagunner found this audio and released it.
ua-cam.com/video/pjO8ccfe0Aw/v-deo.htmlsi=KVQv6EZWv5sG8Mok
This sounds so legitimate to the series. With the influx of IA news I hope the real conversation gets some recognition for predicting so much
THE MOST PROFOUND MOMENT IN GAMING HISTORY
Spent 60k of my parents money making my 2001 Mazda Protege steampunk themed and they're not happy.
Yoo i got a protege as well, It does look nice with colors and visuals
With this new AI tech, someone should voice acting to MG1 & 2, Ghost Babel, Acid 1 & 2 and MGS Mobile with the respective voice actors
The S3 program makes much more sense now.
1:00 I absolutely lost it, I know exactly where that dialogue came from. It's from a certain Nissan GT-R driver.
*** Castlevania intro music intensifies ***
Back on the rocks music starts
naitokidzu!!
...who keeps always losing every race lol
I love that this exact thing was part of Colonel AI's warning in MGS2. Poetically ironic.
Speaking of the yellow dyed hair, Campbell's hair in mgs portable ops was yellow
It’s amazing how good and real it sounds…the AI is getting to good for its own good lol but good content it made me laugh man 👍
This is a good comment
The AI can imitate an AI!
This is my new favorite thing and I can't wait for more and more MGS2 "codec calls" like these to be made. KEEP THEM COMING EVERYONE!!!
"If Metal Gear Solid 2 had good GW intereactions"
Kind of Ironic an AI replicates another AI's voice. Great job~
I no kidding lived that Jiffy Lube call. I mean, I had a Pontiac, but it was a 2006 G6 coupe. And I had a Zune, too-the Halo 3 edition, no less-but the only shit I watched on it was porn I downloaded.
I guess that addresses the harem, too, so… maybe I exaggerated a bit. Good times, though.
I remember reading one book, which I put as txt files on my Sansa Clip mp3 player. I'm old now, and my ADHD doesn't let me read books that fast anymore
Half the time I was just questioning myself, thinking "are these dril tweets?"
I like how this is actually lore accurate, iirc the ai at one point starts spouting random things that were on the internet in the game, so this is just what it would realistically say
Not quite. He lists the Japanese carriers of ww2, tells an alien encounter story, talks about rose, etc.
The Voice actor really started shit on Twitter because he didn’t want these mental breakdown clips to come out
Did he actually??
BRO he predicted the I-95 explosion/collapse! This game is still prophetic
1:15
Nah he's talking about driving fast in his supra, although the collapse was coincidental
1:50 I actually said “excuse me?” Outloud. Never had that reaction to a video before 😂
editing the artefacting and imperfections back in to the dialogue really completes this
The Colonel starts processing social media posts, he's the only one qualified to sift through our mountains of garbage.
"That can shoot down enemy prayers before they reach god" 🗿
Omg ai Campbell ,talks about Toyota Supra and big single turbo cracks me up
Don’t forget about the Recaro confetti seats 💺
2:53 - Actually good use of money for war
2:22 No no no hes got a point
tf2 youtube poop avatars will NEVER hurt my feelings.
0:59 Nakazato??? How'd he get in the Patriots???
I don't know why, but the McDonald's birthday party one made me burst out laughing the first time I heard it.
almost like from the real thing, send this to Kojima.
I think about the “I’ll summon my spiders” quote quite often.
I will live to the day I won't be able to tell live people from bots when getting phone calls. When getting any calls. I will miss the 2015 -2020s internet when that happens, I need to make a lot of screenshots of what I did during these years.
Snake. Please hurry up.
Did you make the Goku copypasta? I looked it up and couldn't find a single relevant result
What did Kojima mean by this?
0:59 Initial D reference XD
I like the ear hurt, it hurt, ear.
I really want someone to mod this into the Master Collection. Shit, I'll do it myself if I can figure out how
Candidate for #1 video on UA-cam
is it really cut content or did you make it ?
He made it, probably with AI. Some of these are 4chan greentexts
It's cut content
All of this can be found in the game files
Your brain is cut content.
It definitely seems lore friendly.
3:04 Roy when he first met Rose.
How many of these did you come up with by yourself because it is honestly impressive.
No way, I’m ride or die for Thorgon.
Long live free ai before the end of the world hope yall ready for the rapture yall ❤
this was schizophrenic as the real game
They're the phantoms of the early 2000s...
How high was Kojima when he was writing this lmfao 🤣
This is nonsensical but outrageously funny anyway
Raiden remains stoic
AI generated dialog for an AI......
This would be ironic if irony wasn't dead.
growing up is realizing everyone in mgs is a clone of big boss snake
was going to see the stuff i didn't know about the game and than neco arc appeared
Reality has truly become stranger than fiction...
No f*rries.
THE R BADGE ON THE BACK IS THE SYMBOL OF INVINCIBILITY
CAN YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ IT
A.D.A: You are receiving an emergency transmission-
Dingo: Ignore it 😏
Ken: Answer it! 😠
1:26
Dingo & Ken: . . . 😯
A.D.A: I advise using self destruct
Max Tennyson is really a wild dude
Love the chains of torment and damnation 10/10
2:26
🤣🤣🤣
chatgpt really is something else.
I love this 😂
2:26
The way he says homo 😔
A fellow man of culture
Grisp @2toot!!
I own a MKIV Supra and did I-95 in it. 😂
If only MGS2 was on PC and we could make this a legit mod
It is on PC though it got taken down cause the license to the stock footage Konami used expired so the only way to get it now is buying an old physical copy of the game or "alternative means". It doesn't matter anyways though, the PC port of MGS2 was awful.
@@jamesalexander5559 Isn't it on GOG? I bought it a few years ago.
@@obvfw It was but it got taken off due to aforementioned reasons.
@@jamesalexander5559 the PC Port is amazing! There is now a controllable third person camera mod similar to metal gear solid subsistence. It's also a community patch that fixes everything.
@@i_used_adblock_to_watch_this Wow the PC port has gone through some serious changes since I last tried to play it. Granted that was like a decade ago.
I can't tell if this i legitimately a shitpost or actual dialogue
Violence is always bad, Goku copypasta.
can someone tell me where the script for this video came from I'm so fucking confused
Remember that tunnel right when you meet up with Snake (the roon where he points to his bandana and says "infinant ammo")? It's in the room to the south. You have to glitch through the door.
@@blackhawk65589 doesn't answer my question but thanks
Why is Raidrn even giving him the time of day? Lol.
I am at 2:00 and everything so far sounds like something Duke Nukem would say. Makes you think.
0:00 What she sees vs what he sees
is... is that a Initial D reference.
Can you get close enough to read it? *Proceeds to crash on guardrail*
Not the Kornel Nakazato
The shitpost level of this is off the charts I love it
Bro sounds like Grandpa Max from Ben 10.
Colonel AI: Funky town cartel raiden
Raiden: huh?
Colonel AI: What?
Its Amazing legitimate ❤❤❤makes them people laugh😂😂😂
This is so meta
Instantly liked and favorited
GTR!!!
whats ironic is that this actually is an AI saying all this
DAMN.😳 i just watched ALL OF THAT. What the hell was this man saying?! Jesus Christ... And all that dialogue IS ACTUALLY unused? Geez😬
He got the confetti recaro's?
*blinking guy meme*
I don't care that this is fake this is so funny
What do you use to make these things