''No chat, i'm not gonna smoke cigarettes on stream''

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  • @nameynamename3758
    @nameynamename3758 2 роки тому +10931

    i just love the term "cigarette comedians"

  • @KitKat_293
    @KitKat_293 2 роки тому +8598

    Moment he said “Cigarette Andy’s” he absolutely sealed his fate. That alone was way too funny for anyone to drop it after that

    • @derick1618
      @derick1618 2 роки тому +51

      Cigarette Andy's what?

    • @KitKat_293
      @KitKat_293 2 роки тому +174

      @@derick1618 I know it’s not good grammar but “Cigarette Andys” looked so off and Cigarette Andies would be even worse lol

    • @danielalorbi
      @danielalorbi 2 роки тому +341

      @@derick1618 Cigarette And Deez Nuts

    • @derick1618
      @derick1618 2 роки тому +48

      @@danielalorbi gottem (me)

    • @CassiusFA
      @CassiusFA 11 місяців тому +16

      to be fair there where a tonne of cigarette related remarks for weeks before he mentioned it, the cigarette comedians are real

  • @thesensur6214
    @thesensur6214 2 роки тому +14556

    Maybe he wouldn’t be so stressed all the time if he just took more smoke breaks instead of dropping into a mini coma while not directly talking to his audience.

    • @ThePostmenTribute
      @ThePostmenTribute 2 роки тому +222

      Maybe he should take some Xanax so he stops freaking out over chat and zerking off during brb's.

    • @98Shizzo
      @98Shizzo 2 роки тому +95

      Or if he did smoke a cigarette maybe the nicotine might calm him down instead of what he did when he slaughtered 5 innocents in 1998

    • @98Shizzo
      @98Shizzo 2 роки тому +9

      Although maybe im just thinking out loud

    • @juicedup14
      @juicedup14 2 роки тому +11

      He doesnt do cigarete breaks anymore ever since the motorcycle headshit incident

    • @deathvideogame
      @deathvideogame 2 роки тому

      he would literally be dead by now

  • @NebbishWizard
    @NebbishWizard 2 роки тому +10690

    You may be thinking that he wasn't really smoking because he never exhaled smoke. You'd be wrong. He simply holds the smoke in his lungs to get the most out of his cigarette. He is a true cigarette connoisseur.

    • @Philboh8
      @Philboh8 2 роки тому +266

      Mike Nolan style

    • @UKeXtremeMedia
      @UKeXtremeMedia 2 роки тому +95

      @@Philboh8 Winnie Blues mate.

    • @lammyishere1440
      @lammyishere1440 2 роки тому +20

      @@TheAllcreatorLiveArchives “not rlly”🤓

    • @Nickname863
      @Nickname863 2 роки тому +230

      Cigarettes are expensive, exhaling the smoke would be a waste of money.

    • @AJ4XMUSIC
      @AJ4XMUSIC 2 роки тому +269

      @@Nickname863 You're telling me you go to the store, buy a can of coke, take a sip, and immediately spit it out on the ground? No. You don't, Nobody does that. Why would you ever exhale on a cigarette lol

  • @CrispyGFX
    @CrispyGFX 2 роки тому +4533

    'Wicked funny' is such a Boston thing to say

    • @place_holder2160
      @place_holder2160 2 роки тому +80

      yeah, but he says that all the time.

    • @generaltsingshitao4368
      @generaltsingshitao4368 2 роки тому +132

      Lol what a boston thing to say

    • @ShepardRockstar
      @ShepardRockstar 2 роки тому +86

      General New England thing to say, really

    • @Amagarrd
      @Amagarrd 2 роки тому +146

      'Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and brudda', I hurt people.'

    • @cloaker2375
      @cloaker2375 2 роки тому +117

      @@Amagarrd i am positively elated that the only media figure that represents my city is scout from tf2. he is a great representation of how dickish people from boston are.

  • @danteezy945
    @danteezy945 2 роки тому +3114

    Jerma was the most innovative streamer of the 1940s way ahead of his time!

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 2 роки тому +79

      His cigar reviews are still some of THE BEST content there is

  • @ImJavert
    @ImJavert 2 роки тому +5755

    This officially confirms that you can bully Jerma into doing a stream of basically anything if you keep on with it.

  • @Bustballer
    @Bustballer 4 місяці тому +54

    “500 cigarettes”

  • @NickCrumpets
    @NickCrumpets 2 роки тому +1433

    "No chat, i'm not gonna smoke cigarettes on stream."
    *proceeds to rip the fattest smoke known to mankind on stream a week later*

    • @Nickname863
      @Nickname863 2 роки тому +33

      Cigarette yoinky sploinky.

    • @lilnaze7218
      @lilnaze7218 2 роки тому +3

      Paul dano pfp andy

    • @MokuTom
      @MokuTom 2 роки тому +2

      while holdin the ciggie like a complete noob.. aye

    • @carbonated_salt9645
      @carbonated_salt9645 2 роки тому

      @@MokuTom what does that even mean lol don't like most people smoke cigarettes like that

    • @MokuTom
      @MokuTom 2 роки тому +5

      @@carbonated_salt9645 nah man, I meant that you can tell he doesn't actuallys smoke from how he handles a cig

  • @moog_octavia
    @moog_octavia 2 роки тому +5213

    i love how offended he is when they ask him to smoke cigarettes

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin 2 роки тому +126

      Well he already does has chest problems

    • @xChimkin
      @xChimkin 2 роки тому +37

      @@AK-Drakoin thought it was lower back problems

    • @elitebrothers4256
      @elitebrothers4256 2 роки тому +95

      @@xChimkin No no your thinking of lower lung problem

    • @draconicpaladin377
      @draconicpaladin377 2 роки тому +361

      @@elitebrothers4256 He's just completely falling apart.

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 2 роки тому +41

      Based Jerma?

  • @annodomini8590
    @annodomini8590 2 роки тому +1380

    it is fucking criminal how good he looks in that clip

    • @theimperviousfirecracker7934
      @theimperviousfirecracker7934 2 роки тому +81

      the music helps.

    • @aphrog649
      @aphrog649 2 роки тому +64

      @Jon Guiriba oh thank god i’m not the only one out here screenshotting jerma clips for my art

    • @fear_toxin
      @fear_toxin 2 роки тому +6

      RIGHT?!

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly Рік тому +26

      @@aphrog649 rest of us just doing it for porn tbh

    • @70sman
      @70sman Рік тому +29

      The magic of 70s fashion

  • @woobi4739
    @woobi4739 2 роки тому +350

    Do you smoke cigarettes?
    Have you smoked cigarettes?
    Will you smoke cigarettes?
    When will you smoke cigarettes?

  • @melancholiaenshrinesalltriumph
    @melancholiaenshrinesalltriumph 2 роки тому +489

    waiting for edits with smoke added. community can confront jerma about smoking and gaslight him into thinking he was actually smoking during that show.

    • @fuzzyd1436
      @fuzzyd1436 2 роки тому +54

      God that would be so good

    • @respectable-username
      @respectable-username 2 роки тому +30

      To trick Twitter into cancelling him for being a negative influence to his young viewership (as a joke)

  • @felon556
    @felon556 2 роки тому +460

    Whenever I think of Jerma, I think about the smooth taste of Lucky Strikes.

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 2 роки тому +42

      as jerma always said; kool cigarettes contain menthol to stop throat irritation and deliver a cool taste.

    • @stickpeted
      @stickpeted 2 роки тому +11

      they’re toasted!

    • @Aztesticals
      @Aztesticals 2 роки тому

      Nah smoke American spirit blacks. I'd your gonna fry your lungs you may as well feel the burn

    • @art-cs6us
      @art-cs6us 2 роки тому +4

      The smooth taste of neo!

    • @ezrabirdhouse
      @ezrabirdhouse 2 роки тому +1

      i wish we could get jerma to do pall mall reviews

  • @jojo-yz8qf
    @jojo-yz8qf 2 роки тому +265

    Can't wait until he does the sponsored Marlboro challenge stream

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff 2 роки тому +12

      He'll be the new Marlboro Man

  • @gdttdeggegdh5471
    @gdttdeggegdh5471 2 роки тому +608

    So, he's not gonna read the deleted chat, he's not gonna smoke.
    He's also not gonna put you in the meat grinder. I guess you shouldn't start running.

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus 2 роки тому +39

      Jerma: I'm gonna put you in the meat grinder
      "Haha! Funny man!"
      Jerma: I'm not going to put you in the meat grinder
      "Oh my god, Jerma! Calm down!"

  • @spenceranderson1012
    @spenceranderson1012 10 місяців тому +15

    0:16 “You Weird Person” how ironic

  • @mishaisbetterthanall
    @mishaisbetterthanall 2 роки тому +76

    “You should smoke a pack of cigarettes on stream” sounds so funny for some reason

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +5

      Anything's funny when it's for the stream.

  • @iPISSLAVENDER
    @iPISSLAVENDER 2 роки тому +175

    Cigarette comedians: 1
    Jerma: 0

  • @Kaz-sg1ih
    @Kaz-sg1ih 2 роки тому +548

    This is just the start, the meth community will be next

    • @NebbishWizard
      @NebbishWizard 2 роки тому +83

      The Cigarette Comedians and the Meth Jesters

    • @jax3636
      @jax3636 2 роки тому +23

      That's what happened to SuperMega, the Meth Fanboys peered pressured them and ever since the meth binge in that cornfield maze, Matt has been in recovery 🙏😔

    • @wingedbeegoddess7392
      @wingedbeegoddess7392 2 роки тому +37

      Methamphetamine andys

    • @slingerscrim1583
      @slingerscrim1583 2 роки тому +10

      @@NebbishWizard MethJesters is the winner. Good Work.

    • @mat8ty532
      @mat8ty532 2 роки тому +3

      @@NebbishWizard The cigarettes comedians and the meth Jestress has a better ring to it I think although it does make less logical sense.

  • @gnaat
    @gnaat 2 роки тому +55

    my favorite streamer "jerry985" has convinced me that its cool and fun to smoke cigarettes, i cant wait to go smoke some!!!!

  • @windwind3170
    @windwind3170 2 роки тому +117

    Jeremy is a BAD man. He don't listen to rules. When he doesn't like rules, he breaks them. He invents the rules. He's the rules guy.

  • @mybloodythanksgiving3040
    @mybloodythanksgiving3040 2 роки тому +262

    i want him

    • @generaltsingshitao4368
      @generaltsingshitao4368 2 роки тому +123

      No his organs are mine!! 👿😡👺

    • @NebbishWizard
      @NebbishWizard 2 роки тому

      I call dibs on his liver

    • @MetricPolygon
      @MetricPolygon 2 роки тому +42

      @@generaltsingshitao4368 I'm only after one specific organ and then you can have the rest

    • @exhibitofmymind
      @exhibitofmymind 2 роки тому +25

      @@MetricPolygon WTF.

    • @ohdamn5586
      @ohdamn5586 2 роки тому +20

      @@MetricPolygon Jerma fans try not to sexual Jerma challenge (impossible)

  • @plutokitty3386
    @plutokitty3386 2 роки тому +1160

    Me: D.a.r.e. stuff isn't realistic. A lot of smokers usually don't pressure people to smoke.
    Also me: *Watches Jerma give in to cigarette comedians*

    • @simanolastname2399
      @simanolastname2399 2 роки тому +14

      tbf I don't think he actually smoked it

    • @ozone8897
      @ozone8897 2 роки тому +31

      @@simanolastname2399 Yeah he was pretending

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 2 роки тому

      @@simanolastname2399 nah, like another comment already pointed out, he inhales the smoke and keeps it in his lungs for maximum results

    • @ExtraQuestionableContent
      @ExtraQuestionableContent Рік тому +17

      ​@Sima Nolastname LAWLESS streamer takes a FAT hit ON STREAM

  • @cctz_1
    @cctz_1 2 роки тому +98

    Cigarette Comedians always win in the end

  • @kingding9542
    @kingding9542 2 роки тому +481

    Jesus we're trying to kill him by his own hand we're actually trying to make him sick he's gonna go the same way my granddad did oh my god

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly 2 роки тому +66

      this made me laugh so fucking hard for some reason

    • @originalbestdadofgaming
      @originalbestdadofgaming 2 роки тому +60

      This comment had me deader than your granddad 💀

    • @kingding9542
      @kingding9542 2 роки тому +15

      Who cares

    • @eggman6605
      @eggman6605 2 роки тому

      Your grandad died via baseball insertion?

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut 2 роки тому +18

      Anything to end the debt

  • @PaladinG
    @PaladinG 2 роки тому +79

    “I would never smoke a cigarette.” *Smokes a cigarette a week later*

    • @bhvvh1059
      @bhvvh1059 2 роки тому +9

      I will not shove baseball bat in my ass”. Does a baseball stream later

  • @Skelekart
    @Skelekart 2 роки тому +158

    Okay, but is it just me or does he look particularly good in that stream? Like pretty handsome there, even though the outfit is probably supposed to be funny?

    • @TheTrueEvilSpud
      @TheTrueEvilSpud 2 роки тому +42

      The mid 20th century look is timeless

    • @flippanties
      @flippanties 2 роки тому +52

      I honestly hate that he looked hot in that stream. Like it makes me mad and I don't know why.

    • @Spady_Jorts
      @Spady_Jorts 2 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @usrnewxnew5227
      @usrnewxnew5227 Рік тому +1

      ​@Clutch Miser enemies to lovers

  • @yinakiyama
    @yinakiyama 2 роки тому +44

    Jokes aside, Jerma looks really good in that suit and glasses.

  • @davidstrife165
    @davidstrife165 4 місяці тому +7

    500 Cigarette Comedians

  • @sarachi3913
    @sarachi3913 2 роки тому +78

    Im so proud of our cigarette comedians community... Look at what we've accomplished

  • @12...
    @12... 2 роки тому +49

    the instant he read the message and responded with "what are you talking about?! what's wrong with you? what are you- why are you saying that?" he'd already lost

  • @wilsonso5784
    @wilsonso5784 2 роки тому +31

    Cigarette Andies lmao

  • @mygills3050
    @mygills3050 2 роки тому +21

    “Cigarette andys”

  • @flameguy3416
    @flameguy3416 5 місяців тому +3

    "I would never have a cigarette sponsor, I don't smoke cigarettes"
    *gets a fansly sponsorship*
    😳

  • @JustLostTheGame
    @JustLostTheGame 2 роки тому +38

    hey Arctic Monkeys, good fancam music choice

  • @jcrowther48
    @jcrowther48 2 роки тому +6

    “Can you please smoke cigarettes on stream? 🥺”

  • @idekanym0re344
    @idekanym0re344 2 роки тому +19

    I’m zoonked out of my mind rn and when Jerma said “Cigarette Andy’s” I lost all control over myself. I have been laughing for 10 minutes over how absurd and funny this truly is

  • @valeriatorres8067
    @valeriatorres8067 2 роки тому +12

    please. i need him

  • @DieKupfnerbergerSteiger
    @DieKupfnerbergerSteiger 9 місяців тому +2

    YOu can't see him exhaling the smoke, because he swallowed it.

  • @fauxparadox
    @fauxparadox 2 роки тому +37

    Man I'm just commenting so there's at least 1 person here who isn't a spam bot

    • @snatcher8517
      @snatcher8517 2 роки тому +3

      based

    • @abraxis_602
      @abraxis_602 2 роки тому +3

      honestly admirable

    • @abraxis_602
      @abraxis_602 2 роки тому +2

      @@overeactive36 :( oh no. But I am a human who wants to smooch and hold hands ;_;

    • @Mystic-Midnight
      @Mystic-Midnight 2 роки тому +2

      @@abraxis_602 Hmm seems like a bot I haven't met a Jerma fan who's smooched and held hands before.

  • @Crust_Crease
    @Crust_Crease 2 роки тому +8

    I can't get enough of the way jerma speaks.

  • @anguset
    @anguset 2 роки тому +11

    This should be a PSA on peer pressure

  • @Astrawboy_NameAlreadyInUse
    @Astrawboy_NameAlreadyInUse 3 місяці тому +1

    "You weird person" I like that.

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 2 роки тому +15

    The real messed up part is how he ate an entire pack of cigarettes, packaging and all, right after this

  • @NaCk210
    @NaCk210 2 роки тому +6

    Cigarretechads, we can't stop winning

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 2 роки тому +3

    Giggling and kicking my feet and twirling my hair

  • @razmerry
    @razmerry 2 роки тому +2

    Shoutout to the cigarette andys

  • @belinskiparadox7687
    @belinskiparadox7687 2 роки тому +22

    Beta Jeremy Elbertson: stop asking me to smoke on stream
    Chad Jerma985: Smokes entire pack at once to assert dominance

  • @caveguy22
    @caveguy22 5 місяців тому +3

    This addiction eventually cost Jeremiah his life.

    • @aratof18
      @aratof18 4 місяці тому

      thought he was Jeremy

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook 2 роки тому +3

    thumbnail jerma lookin like an eccentric 1960s record producer

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how chat bullied him into smoking cigarettes

  • @sockthustra8749
    @sockthustra8749 2 роки тому +6

    dude became a gta loading screen

  • @brad1426
    @brad1426 4 місяці тому +2

    I prefer the term “tobacco company lobbyist” myself

  • @SS-fq3xt
    @SS-fq3xt 2 роки тому +5

    Jerma™️ sponsored by camels, your new favourite cigarette that even twitch streamers enjoy

  • @hrlewis
    @hrlewis 10 місяців тому +1

    He has absolutely no idea how to smoke that's so fucking funny, he wasn't lying.

  • @JMAATV669
    @JMAATV669 3 місяці тому +1

    The "500 cigarettes" crew sends their regards

  • @sockunderbed3596
    @sockunderbed3596 2 роки тому +8

    He's so cool I guess if a cool guy like jerma smokes cigarettes it makes me a 13 year old want to smoke them as well

  • @cannedsas
    @cannedsas 2 роки тому +7

    Jeremy succumbing to the whims of this “chat” once again

    • @potate_overlord
      @potate_overlord 2 роки тому +1

      yes, "chat", the made up voices in his head that he SWEARS are real people

  • @ebinecksdee9872
    @ebinecksdee9872 2 роки тому +13

    Can we get another rock out break while he's chuffing down a whole pack?

  • @CDR-i9s
    @CDR-i9s 4 місяці тому +2

    Not only did he smoke a cigarette, He smoked it so hard he eated all the smoke

  • @sw00per94
    @sw00per94 2 роки тому +5

    you can tell by the way he's holding the cigarette that he's never smoked before

  • @Matoro342
    @Matoro342 5 місяців тому +3

    Lung fondler

  • @Themissinformer
    @Themissinformer 2 роки тому +6

    That last clip, though a literal example of him smoking, demonstrated to me that he definitely isn't a smoker.

  • @vamppanic
    @vamppanic 2 роки тому +5

    i am literally never getting over this mustache

  • @T1l1422
    @T1l1422 2 роки тому +1

    oh my god this randomly popped up on my recommended i now love the jerma community

  • @slaviclungdonator9463
    @slaviclungdonator9463 2 роки тому +1

    lol perfect music choice for cigarette anthonies

  • @theolliproductions
    @theolliproductions 2 роки тому +3

    Jerma please never grow a moustache

  • @Grennixx
    @Grennixx 2 роки тому +9

    I gotta say if jerma ever called me a "weird cigarette person" I would be honored

  • @funnylittlecreature
    @funnylittlecreature 2 роки тому +9

    He always caves

  • @icantthinkofanythingclever2948
    @icantthinkofanythingclever2948 2 роки тому +4

    I love how his name pops up at 0:54 as if he's some kind of final boss

  • @velya-_-885
    @velya-_-885 2 роки тому +7

    mom, i want to be a cigarette comedian

  • @JimCorrigan777
    @JimCorrigan777 2 роки тому +2

    Big Tobacco claims another one

  • @ecclesman
    @ecclesman 2 роки тому +3

    'proceeds to hit the fattest ciggy known to man'

  • @sofilud2645
    @sofilud2645 2 роки тому +4

    Jerma finally took the cigarette sponsorship, the community of 40 cigarette comedians won!!

  • @note676
    @note676 2 роки тому +2

    "Havin' a cigarette?"
    "Yeah, sometimes I like to smoke down here."

  • @accidentalgenius8252
    @accidentalgenius8252 2 роки тому +5

    He is so cool when he smokes (like every smoker)

  • @bunyan2422
    @bunyan2422 2 роки тому +2

    the phrase "cigarette andy's" pops into my thoughts more often than I care to admit

  • @kingofbleh
    @kingofbleh 2 роки тому +9

    Would be cool if he smoked cigarettes

  • @katlicks
    @katlicks 2 роки тому +1

    Genuine rogue cigarette ad campaign
    This has been the most anyone has thought about cigarettes in decades because of this bit.

  • @grytubetv6634
    @grytubetv6634 2 роки тому +19

    Hey, I'm just commenting so there's at least 2 people here who aren't a spam bot

  • @Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmy
    @Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmy 2 роки тому +3

    its always like this it always ends up like this
    our favourite psycho ruined by drugs

  • @jango7889
    @jango7889 2 роки тому +2

    that was a candy cigarette and he had it for his type 2 diabetes

  • @executorocsicnarf5475
    @executorocsicnarf5475 2 роки тому +1

    No chat, I will NOT travel back to the 70's and SMOKE on stream.

  • @mordecaiepsilon
    @mordecaiepsilon 2 роки тому +1

    I love the song choice. Works well with the edit at the end

  • @NeygaFaygoot
    @NeygaFaygoot 9 місяців тому +1

    Smoking cigarettes is badass

  • @proximacentauri2684
    @proximacentauri2684 9 місяців тому +1

    I forget how genuinely fucking handsome he is. Him being 4'3 is just to keep him from becoming Emperor of Earth

  • @jacobfuckingjones
    @jacobfuckingjones 4 місяці тому +1

    Cigaret

  • @sdivine13
    @sdivine13 9 місяців тому +1

    Donny doesnt exhale

  • @stopthismadness649
    @stopthismadness649 2 роки тому +2

    yet another: "chat i wont do this" then does it anyways situation

  • @terterpl
    @terterpl 2 роки тому +3

    This actually goes so hard omg

  • @miaou972
    @miaou972 2 роки тому +2

    knew this video was coming when i saw that livestream

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 2 роки тому +1

    Cigarette Company: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him."

  • @mcj88
    @mcj88 2 роки тому +4

    0:36 - no Jerma, we all know that The Comedian smoked a cigar, not a cigarette; c'mon now

  • @Ruffeep
    @Ruffeep 2 роки тому +3

    He looks so fucking cool when he smokes wtf

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely devoid of convictions.

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 2 роки тому +119

    I mean, he's not 'technically' smoking though, he's just pretending.

    • @priqq1
      @priqq1 2 роки тому +39

      Stop your LIES!

    • @rusland9
      @rusland9 2 роки тому +1

      Another victim of this PSYCHO'S GASLIGHTING

    • @Dopeskunk
      @Dopeskunk 2 роки тому +37

      Dude the pretend cigarette is a cover up, the real cigarette is hidden in the pretend whiskey

    • @funnyvideohaha5337
      @funnyvideohaha5337 2 роки тому +4

      """""pretending"""""

    • @Riseo
      @Riseo 2 роки тому +1

      @@Dopeskunk bahahaha, of course, of course xD

  • @noisescape1
    @noisescape1 2 роки тому +2

    I've been spamming "drink ashtray water" in chat for months and still no dice. Here's hoping!

  • @kedarshinde4216
    @kedarshinde4216 2 роки тому

    Love the transition to do I wanna know

  • @TomJakobW
    @TomJakobW 22 години тому

    That mustache does yell “After work, I enjoy a can of bud light together with the invigorating, toasted flavors of Chesterfield Red.”