@@ethanlappin you really had to be there every performance...I keep finding new bits from old shows and they are all so fking brilliant. Also its funny to know the polished joke when you hear an earlier version of it^^ The taitoh(I'm guessing the brand spelling) chips/crisps story is one of my favorites that I have only seen him do once.
"It doesn't matter how nice the flat is in Hong Kong; you can take the boy out of the Maasai Mara, he's going to want to kill a lion eventually. And that's going to fuck up your feng shui." Fucking hell that's brilliant.
@@josephinemonahan915 Just because someone has university/college degrees does not mean they have common sense or emotional intelligence. Just book learning is not the same as having common sense. I like Dara very much. I first saw him on Would I Lie To You (WILTY). I believe all the seasons and episodes have been posted by various people on UA-cam. That is where I watch them because I am in the USA. I have to go in another room from my husband because I laugh too loud when watching it.
My fecking ribs ache,lol.The man is a comic genius! It makes me proud to have just the tiniest drop of Irish blood coursing through my veins,along with the Jamesons,lol.
i know!! i said it was unjust but that was a VERY long time ago and i know for a fact that no one can remember any of that because they weren't alive!! my point was that there are always innocent people in any conflict( 'clash of cultures' if you will) and i think my grasp of irish history is greater than you think i myself being half irish and living there for a considerable amount of years. i know plenty of irish people who dont give a damn about any of this because its 300 years old!!
Hilarious,,,but I assume he was being called offstage as he's missed the end bit off the 'Lords Prayer' joke...you know, where the Catholics all say '...Deliver us from Evil, Amen' but the Protestants are all still all smugly carrying on with '...Deliver us from Evil, for THINE is the KINGDOM, the POWER and the GLORY, FOREVER AND EVER. Amen'...lol I've been to a catholic-protestant wedding in Ballydehob and I promise it was just like that, lol.
Anyway the point is, that any outside force comes against us, we all stick together and become tougher than Chinese algebra! Each Country has it's own semi-independent and elected government. We only really have London as an overall parliament now to give a semblance of a centralised command structure. I love Great Britain, and I hope we keep kicking the crap out of each other for generations, Long live 4 great hardy nations!
Study of history and sociology (collegiate) is a must...I've never studied psychology so...I'm rather weak on the "individual" and tend to see things at a group level.
Haha! I'm procrastinating from doing work on a paper about the Easter Rising, and this is what I come across. "We're really gunna have to get over that eventually."
Fantastic as usual Dara. Was this at Vicar St? I can't, but at the same time can totally, believe the York Model Railway museum experience. More power to yer Dara. Could you take on old Nigel Farage in a debate sometime and run rings round him, just for the craic like......oh and to show what a fecked up party he leads.
I believe much of the confusion stems from the "Old IRA" (pre-1922), the pre-split IRA (1922-1968) and the "Provisional IRA" (IRA splinter group; post-1969). The Provisional IRA has been involved in recent bombings, executions, and civilian deaths (usually mis-identified or collateral). I personally think that anger concerning pre-1969 stupidity shouldn't be used as an excuse for murdering people today. That's over 40 years ago, people - I bet most o' the PIRA members weren't even alive then!
Planter1619. Lot's of People in Northern Ireland wanted to be part of the UK when the split happened. War of independence in North America was a different story.
Stuff like: " hey, did you record this with a potato?? " I actually expected the top comment to be this sentence instead of yours.... i never expected someone to outsmart all those witty trolls, with their potato-filled comebacks. Well done.
I didn't say it was, in my revision I said Britain AND the Republic of Ireland, not; Britain including the Republic, see the difference. Right, next time someone slags off our Irelands, I just won't bother sticking up for our pride, shall I? There's always someone that has to correct you on something. Jees!
nice.I'm looking for a video with another irish/british comedian.I remember a phrase: "The americans have their-american dream.We here don't have a dream cause we're awake" does anyone know this guy?
@Markgangzta Hear, hear! It's human nature to want to fight against and be passionate for something - they're devoting all their energy to beating a dead horse.
i see an argument below me. So ading fuel to the flames here i'm irish by blood but have lived in england my whole life, so i'm kinda both. BUt to the people below me everycountry has gone through their bad/mean/powercrazy periods. now let the past be the past and shut the hell up
Yes, I vote: I have also served in the forces which have initiate attacks for the sake of "national interest"... So, I am no innocent. It is impossible for me to trade my life for the life of an innocent, so... I vote and write and shout and scream and hope that I never have to take a life again.
As a foreigner living in Ireland, I had that same interpretation of it. It's not meant to me endearing, it more means 'the man' or 'what's his face' or 'this dude'.
@xoxLucyMcxox No but had an Irish grand dad but I got most of my infor from the news documantarys and wikipedia. I also kept up to date on the BBC about the queens visit since it gave some back story to everything (I enjoy history) But we don't get taught anything about it in school we don't even learn we had an empire and that Ireland was part of it I grew thinking Britain has always been this year im 21 now and learned all this at 18 once I left school. I took history for GCSE
whaaaaat i can't believe he didn't finish with the difference in the end of the lords prayer between catholics and protestants. he just trails off after the trespassing.
Oh my goodness! I've seen Dara on panel shows, but never in stand-up. This guy is hilarious! I have tears in my eyes. Love it!
I laughed so hard, I scared myself!
He's easily one of the best stand-ups going. I probably watch all his shows like twice a year and they still kill me
@@ethanlappin you really had to be there every performance...I keep finding new bits from old shows and they are all so fking brilliant. Also its funny to know the polished joke when you hear an earlier version of it^^
The taitoh(I'm guessing the brand spelling) chips/crisps story is one of my favorites that I have only seen him do once.
@@Sepilein1Tayto😉
I just love that, Rooney, 'A minor hurler from Offaly who got lucky'
My absolute fav stand up comedian. The most naturally funny guy i have seen on stage.
lmao!
"a giant thought bubble with nothing inside it"
this guy is a genius
So fast and funny, easily the cleverest comedian of our modern era.
'were really gonna have to start getting over that now' lol
Never!! 😂
That "trespassing" bit was the best
My favourite Dara clip. GENIUS.
"It doesn't matter how nice the flat is in Hong Kong; you can take the boy out of the Maasai Mara, he's going to want to kill a lion eventually. And that's going to fuck up your feng shui."
Fucking hell that's brilliant.
A marriage of stereotypes....:-P
Szaam i read this exactly as he said it. Lol
A bit of Scooby doo voice when saying "eventually" 😅
"The fuckin head on him" ...most commonly used phrase in Offaly!! haha
I've only just discovered him, and yes, he's truly hilarious, and seemingly educated.
Seemingly? How gracious of you to say so.
@@rollothecat2010yes!...Seemingly 😂..that person is not the smartest bulb in the box....obviously has no clue about how intelligent Dara is🤣
@@josephinemonahan915 Just because someone has university/college degrees does not mean they have common sense or emotional intelligence. Just book learning is not the same as having common sense.
I like Dara very much. I first saw him on Would I Lie To You (WILTY). I believe all the seasons and episodes have been posted by various people on UA-cam. That is where I watch them because I am in the USA.
I have to go in another room from my husband because I laugh too loud when watching it.
This is the best way of studying Irish history I've ever found.
Loved the bit at 9:50 when Jesus said:
"Jesus, if doze fookin' kids don't get out of my fookin' garden ..."
That's gonna fook up your feng shui! lol
He was on fire!
"well ye left quite a bit out" - LOL
I can't wait till Dara does some new stuff. He's truly one of the greatest comedians of all time.
*gasp* a Dara O'Briain special before 2010!
Thanks for sharing this! I just spilt my tea laughing!!! ;-)
Holy fuck I can't stop laughing after the mixed marriage bit...
he totally kills me! love the fruedian slip at the end!
My fecking ribs ache,lol.The man is a comic genius! It makes me proud to have just the tiniest drop of Irish blood coursing through my veins,along with the Jamesons,lol.
Dara is brilliant.
Love Dara, the guy's a mix between a genuinely hilarious comedian and a fucking brainbox.
man its like 700 nearly 800 years .. i agree totaly with u there mate
15 years ago ... i liked this video. Getting older sucks
This is hilarious.
Svatopluk indeed
As an American, I can watch this and LMAO @ the 9/11 joke!
Terrorists=FAIL!!
This guy is a riot!!
The captioning is amusing. I was having trouble with his mumbling at points.
someone needs to tell youtube about the norn irsh accent :p
+danwic (Hate to be pedantic, but it is rather important here; he said he's from Dublin, which is ROI)
He was educated in Dublin, but he's from Bray, which is in Wicklow. It's just another day for me in Pedants' Paradise! ;) x
I'm so happy that, as a country, we're anchored next to Ireland. We both coulda done a hell of a lot worse! x
He is just so funny, I was crying with laughter, only my brother John does that to me.
Ha ,my Dad served in Ireland when things were calming down but the place where he was stationed was bombed and he was asleep the whole time.
I'm English and proud, and this guy is fucking hilarious.
Dara is a genius.
i know!! i said it was unjust but that was a VERY long time ago and i know for a fact that no one can remember any of that because they weren't alive!! my point was that there are always innocent people in any conflict( 'clash of cultures' if you will) and i think my grasp of irish history is greater than you think i myself being half irish and living there for a considerable amount of years. i know plenty of irish people who dont give a damn about any of this because its 300 years old!!
Funniest thing to come out of Ireland since Father Ted!
I learned that my great uncle was voted the ugliest man in Ireland. IM SO PROUD!
Hilarious,,,but I assume he was being called offstage as he's missed the end bit off the 'Lords Prayer' joke...you know, where the Catholics all say '...Deliver us from Evil, Amen' but the Protestants are all still all smugly carrying on with '...Deliver us from Evil, for THINE is the KINGDOM, the POWER and the GLORY, FOREVER AND EVER. Amen'...lol I've been to a catholic-protestant wedding in Ballydehob and I promise it was just like that, lol.
Considering the number of Chinese people in east Africa, I wonder how common a Chinese-Kenyan marriage is there.
Madcapredcap Aren't those guys there to mine, be a pmc, whatever the fuck
It does happen, but not THAT much, as a lot of them are married back in China and are there to earn money for the family back home.
sore throat, this hurts so much but worth it.
Laughing so loudly, I fear the neighbors will complain. What a man!
Thank the Gods from all sides there is a Dara O'Briain. ( said in an Irish accent )
The Irish telling jokes to the Irish is always the most funny
My Dad is an Irish Catholic and my Mum is an English Protestant. I see Dara's point.
"I know what your boys have been up to the last thirty years."
Damn, went right there.
Where?
@@pfiddle He's talking about pedophile priests as a rebuttal to the existence of a god.
Anyway the point is, that any outside force comes against us, we all stick together and become tougher than Chinese algebra! Each Country has it's own semi-independent and elected government. We only really have London as an overall parliament now to give a semblance of a centralised command structure. I love Great Britain, and I hope we keep kicking the crap out of each other for generations, Long live 4 great hardy nations!
true very true internally we can take the piss or hate each other but someone else tries anything you answer to all of us
Study of history and sociology (collegiate) is a must...I've never studied psychology so...I'm rather weak on the "individual" and tend to see things at a group level.
Haha! I'm procrastinating from doing work on a paper about the Easter Rising, and this is what I come across. "We're really gunna have to get over that eventually."
i love the way you know nothing about the world if you think it is ever that simple
"...he's going to want to kill a lion eventually, and that's really gonna fook up yer feng shui!"
as Bronn said in Game of Thrones series 1, 'The whole shit stained world could drink off that one!'
Fantastic as usual Dara. Was this at Vicar St? I can't, but at the same time can totally, believe the York Model Railway museum experience. More power to yer Dara. Could you take on old Nigel Farage in a debate sometime and run rings round him, just for the craic like......oh and to show what a fecked up party he leads.
Funny... in my country the catholics have the same "appendix" to the prayer, so there would be no noticeable difference.
is there any video of him doing stuff about his Gran?
lol "IF THOSE KIDS DON'T GET OUT OF MY GARDEN...!"
Paramount comedy on sky. Jesus bells. I'm back at school
Funny as hell.
I believe much of the confusion stems from the "Old IRA" (pre-1922), the pre-split IRA (1922-1968) and the "Provisional IRA" (IRA splinter group; post-1969). The Provisional IRA has been involved in recent bombings, executions, and civilian deaths (usually mis-identified or collateral). I personally think that anger concerning pre-1969 stupidity shouldn't be used as an excuse for murdering people today. That's over 40 years ago, people - I bet most o' the PIRA members weren't even alive then!
And the IRB who then became the IRA
@Markgangzta Thank You for finally being an Irish voice of reason on all of UA-cam!
In the English version of the Lord's Prayer trespasses is an old timey way of saying transgressions.
Planter1619. Lot's of People in Northern Ireland wanted to be part of the UK when the split happened. War of independence in North America was a different story.
@Markgangzta What have the romans ever done for us? "Life of brian" ;)
A, his name is Rooney and B..... look at the fuckin' head of him.
Brilliant :'D
A lot of Irish humour in here but nevertheless the funniest thing I have ever seen.
it is in Ireland
there is such a variety of accents in Ireland, Daras is a fairly Normal one.
fucking hell i near died laughing there XD
The boy is going to want to kill a lion eventually, and that is really going to fuck up your fung shui. ahh priceless
Thank you.
here here!
you sir,are a fucking legend.
Stuff like: " hey, did you record this with a potato?? " I actually expected the top comment to be this sentence instead of yours.... i never expected someone to outsmart all those witty trolls, with their potato-filled comebacks. Well done.
I didn't say it was, in my revision I said Britain AND the Republic of Ireland, not; Britain including the Republic, see the difference.
Right, next time someone slags off our Irelands, I just won't bother sticking up for our pride, shall I? There's always someone that has to correct you on something. Jees!
nice.I'm looking for a video with another irish/british comedian.I remember a phrase:
"The americans have their-american dream.We here don't have a dream cause we're awake"
does anyone know this guy?
i watched the first 20 seconds of this video and i knew exactly what the comments section would look like
Love the bit about Rooney. Haha
@Markgangzta Hear, hear! It's human nature to want to fight against and be passionate for something - they're devoting all their energy to beating a dead horse.
@costellom5 I'm not exactly sure, but I think it may be Patrick Kieltey, but I'm not certain
lol don't forget the welsh there buddy.
Holy shit! He speaks fast! LOL.
i see an argument below me. So ading fuel to the flames here i'm irish by blood but have lived in england my whole life, so i'm kinda both. BUt to the people below me everycountry has gone through their bad/mean/powercrazy periods. now let the past be the past and shut the hell up
"HE STARTED IT SIR!"
My other point still stands.
Oh a video about irish-english relations...the comments section should be a right laugh
Dara - there to make us laugh and he sure does (boy would he take the shite out of the eejits who're living in the past commenting below).....
@paulyoldmac What a terribly clever, yet vacuous response.
Maybe you can read the cliff notes version on Wiki...even that is quite astonishing, how revolting England's rule was over Ireland.
That was fucking great.
Yes, I vote:
I have also served in the forces which have initiate attacks for the sake of "national interest"...
So, I am no innocent. It is impossible for me to trade my life for the life of an innocent, so...
I vote and write and shout and scream and hope that I never have to take a life again.
Hey, the rain falls on the righteous and unrighteous alike.
As a foreigner living in Ireland, I had that same interpretation of it. It's not meant to me endearing, it more means 'the man' or 'what's his face' or 'this dude'.
oh and btw, i love the irish, scottish and welsh :)
@xoxLucyMcxox No but had an Irish grand dad but I got most of my infor from the news documantarys and wikipedia.
I also kept up to date on the BBC about the queens visit since it gave some back story to everything (I enjoy history)
But we don't get taught anything about it in school we don't even learn we had an empire and that Ireland was part of it I grew thinking Britain has always been this year im 21 now and learned all this at 18 once I left school. I took history for GCSE
*gives you a flower for warning me in advance.
Wicklow, I believe...
that was fucking magic!
whaaaaat i can't believe he didn't finish with the difference in the end of the lords prayer between catholics and protestants. he just trails off after the trespassing.
@jinofthethunder THANK YOU!!!!
I meant no disrespect.I didn't remember.
@Phoenix1664 Nope, it's a mixture of french, german, latin, and a few other less significant ones.
@paulyoldmac Merry Christmas to you too.
Only I'm from the 21st century.
Is there any recording of the show were he talks about his Granny in the IRA?
Apologies if I've missed the information somewhere, can anyone tell me which DVD or show or tour this excerpt is from?