Dara O'Briain on NCT Classes
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- This is a clip from Dara O'Briain's excellent "This is the Show" DVD. You can pick up a copy from the internet for just over a tenner.
www.play.com/DV...
An excellent DVD and it's worth buying the whole thing but this bit about NCT classes is definitely ringing a few bells.
look at those 17 dislikes. I bet it's those doctors...with their KNIVES!!
more like it is the homeopaths!!!!! hahahaha
MichaelKingsfordGray I honestly don’t know if you’re just a troll or not. Why are you on a crusade to singlehandedly destroy people’s right to privacy over frankly trivial matters?
@@etiam5267 Yeah wtf
Its even funnier if you ever seen an NCT in Ireland. They bring the car through the garage and put it through hell. I think the lads who do NCT are just told to run the car into the ground and see if it still works
And shake it till nuts and bolts start falling out of it
"I turned to my wife...who is a surgeon" brilliant!
But that dosn't matter
@Black Rod you didn't watch the video
@@romainsavioz5466 I would trust a fully qualified health professional over someone who believes in homeopathy.
@@SunnyIntervalsORG well watch the video
@@romainsavioz5466 I did watch the video. What's your point?
I went to see the Swansea leg of this tour. He had to bow down to this bloke in the second row who told an anecdote which started with "It was snowing", involved a fat woman and a flying saucer and finished with "They had to cut her out of a tree". Because that man, as Dara himself said, was way funnier than he was.
James S
I now need that story in my life and my brain.
@@whatthefuckismyname9173 me to lol
Sir, you can't just drop that summary in the comments and not finish it for nine years. WHAT HAPPENED?!
@@scottwpilgrim As Dara love[sd] to say: You had to be there. ;-)
I recently had surgery and wondered why there was a bear in the operating room
Being drunk and reading this comment almosts made me pizza myself 😂
"Try to ignore the... large bald man off the telly..."
@MichaelKingsfordGray Daddy issues?
Random Coffee Shop Jesus Not really? But mister Kingsford gray over there has problems with people not using their real name online. No idea why. He’s shouted at me before for the same reason.
@MichaelKingsfordGray ooh you're hard. Fucking grow up you childish prick
@@etiam5267 Look at his channel description, lmao. Dude has issues fr, almost like he doesnt understand people having fun on the internet.
I totally agree with Dara about the NCT bullshit, went once and never went back. I'm a psychiatric nurse and they say we're not proper nurses (yep, one of these witches said that to me just before she hit me around the back of the head whist delivering my first baby). Some of them are loonies and I'm qualified to say that.
Your services nd expertise are greatly appreciated
Just have a cup of tea or a bath
Nobody I know ever went to that nonsense.
Thirty quid says his friend who said the thing about the bear is Ed Byrne!
I have never hoped for anything more.
Sounds like him
The way he says it just feels like Ed.
OMG !! I can totally imagine Ed Byrne now
Surely Ed would never be so sarcasti.... yep, it was definitely Ed!
"I cannot apologize enough" I'm fucking dead on the floor help
"Eh, it's not fuckin' badger." Best bit.
I really hope his wife is actually like that "no it fucking doesn't"
I think you get a quick shot of his wife in the audience right after he says it.
Les Matthew I don't know, I don't know what she looks like.
That's not her. She is briefly shown during an audience shot of the "Doctors on Safari" routine. Right after Dara mentions 'his wife's least favorite joke'.
Bambiluvsyou I doubt it. Had several operations myself and they're pretty quick on getting you into theatre and, although the doctor introduces him/herself to you, you're generally under anesthesia too quickly to make that sort of comment.
It doesn't matter how many times I've heard it, the bear line is still brilliant
The two 14 year olds are so lost it is great.
Why on earth were they there though?! Not exactly appropriate for that age group I would have thought.
His shows are 14+ that is why they were allowed to go.
There’s going to be a few awkward questions on the way home.
No, the reaction of the kid in the striped shirt says he knows _exactly_ what Dara's talking about. The one in the t-shirt-- and at this point I'd just like to pause long enough to wonder why my autocomplete's first guess when I typed "t-" was "t-cell"-- was obviously lost, but the one in the striped shirt got it.
As am I, can someone explain the cut or tear thing please?
Judging from the way he said it, I'd be willing to guess that the "mate" he's talking about is Ed Byrne.
I could almost hear Eds voice 😁
That makes sense since he sounds exactly like Ed Byrne there
It’s funny, but good lord he had a bad example of an NCT teacher. They are normally nowhere near that crazy, or wrong on so many things.
They should have ran the second they mentioned homeopathy, unless he was intentionally gathering jokes...
This is hilarious, but also quite sad. I'm glad my mother didn't buy into this bullcrap, but then again that was the early nineties.
On an unrelated note, his microphone is really distracting because it looks like a giant mole right next to his mouth.
@That girl probably because it would look out of place and unnatural. Especially if you knew what he looked like and knew he didn't have a mole.
Where I come NCT stands for Nottingham City Transport. It’s a bus company
Me too
You’re from Nottingham?
@@transparentlemon No they're from somewhere else with Nottingham City Transport. #GoPanthers
@@HerbiieIsBest what?
Neo culture technology is what nct stand for in Korea it is a boy group
i feel like the friend he was talking about who brought up the joke about the bear was Ed Byrne
Why'd you cut the bit about the 3 bears? That's one of the best bits of the entire show
Link to video clip?
@littlemisstorchwood It's true. I cut out the bit about the bears as I uploaded it to show some NCT friends just the NCT bits. The whole DVD is excellent though. I wouldn't want to upload too much as it's not mine to give so I just cut to the relevant parts and encourage people to buy the DVD if they want to see more.
Dr. Bear is one of the best parts though
I borrowed the dvd from a stranger. Strangers are so friendly. :)
Wow, he married a surgeon. She must have a wonderful sense of humor.
As far as I know, doctors, nurses and other medical staff often have a very dark sense of humour as a coping mechanism for the amount of death they see.
7:12, Dara makes his wife sound like a serial killer with that voice.
One of THE FUNNIEST skits Dara has EVER DONE. 😂😂😂😂😂
NCT is my local bus network (Nottingham City Transport) and when I clicked on this video, I was thinking what the fuck are NCT offering classes in? :')
He was talking about episiotomy right?
+Shane Gaglione Yup.
"between a tear and a cut" transcript says " between a tailor pentecost"
The young boys look like the boys who's parents took them to a Frankie Boyle gig, and sat them in the front row.
"Don't worry, your parents know...." Those kids? :oD
Yeah, those ones Iain.
Watch this without sound..... i think hes trying to fly.
Don't let the Doctors near you with their KNIFES!!! :D x
He has got to be the best comedian
Top drawer
Tommy tiernan
@@danieldineen8791 Tommy tiernan is shite
NCT is now a south Korean boyband. Xxx
*rolling*
BethOhReally XD
I just wondered when this comment would be here.
Currently touring with QVC
I wondered if I would see this comment!!! Taeyong is my bias btw Haha 💖🤣
Paging Dr Bear
Watch the animated version, it's great
I love Dara. And his Surgeon wife rocks 😊
His little walking pension plan
that last story NEVER fails to make me smile!
Wonder if the mate he mentions at about the 8:00 mark is Ed Byrne :D
In Korea NCT is a boy group
That’s why I here oof I get cofuse
As a mother who researched everything about labour to calm my nerves, didn't hear a thing in my first 2 maternity classes that I didn't hadn't already learned, was pumped for the third class because it was about techniques to manage labour but missed the class because I was to busy having an emergency c-section....this whole bit is less comedy and more fact.
A cut and a tear!!! Oh god thats so grim!! I make the noise everytime I watch this!
0:59 In my personal experience it stands for Neo Culture Technology 😂
Mark and Jaehyun did an interview with KoreanEnglishman and the hosts told them what NCT means here 😂
Neo cookie technology
word of advive, dont try and drink water while watching this... worst decision ever!
Dara O'Briain's stand-up is a potential choking hazard. Ixnay on the eating or drinking whilst watching.
I was watching the whole special last night as I was cooking. I hadn't seen it in about 2 years but I remembered that it was one of my favourites. I was laughing so hard during this bit (specifically the hand raising part) that I bent down trying to regain my normal breathing and the ends of my hair were like 4 inches away from the flames of my gas stove and I couldn't stop laughing despite the peril because the jokes just kept coming
He has beautiful sarcasm LOL
Well,THAT'S it,I am NEVER getting pregnant!
If you're not Arnold Schwarzenegger, you should be safe.
labor is the easiest part to me.
Surely the shagging part is easier?
Put the video to 0.5 speed and dara sounds like a drunken robot
Ffs I was waiting for the Dr. Bear bit and you’ve cut it out! 😔
My mum went to NCT classes and carried on meeting up with the other mum's whilst we were all children. At the age of 25 I can say that I have know 1 of my closest friends her entire life.
I wish you both that you keep knowing each other for the rest of your lives too.
Well done 🙄
Jürgen Erhard What a lovely comment! It's nice to see such positive things in the comments section. There's usually so much vitriol & anger. 😀
@@shedevil50337 Generally, I just read the main comments .. the vitriol starts when you read replies to comments
@@mattissotrendy wish you a better life bud. You seem to need it
oi the joys of childbirth
I love at 7:21, the mystified look the one kid is giving the other. XD
How did you manage to make your 7:21, NOT a time code / link?!!!
The man may have thought she meant 'sword tips', sword tips for covering the the saw tips.
I hail from Ireland and tbh when I read the title I thought it was going to be about the car test
Well funfact, the doctors with the knives, have figured out now that when carefully ripping tissue instead of cutting(CS f.e), it does heal faster and flatter.
Hilarious though! I loved it!
I feel like those kids know EXACTLY what he means.
I think he’s very proud of the noise
😂👍
7:42 Missed opportunity there, if you say the phrase 'the whole thing' whilst talking about downstairs cuts and tears AND pregnancy and don't make a joke about it...I would have!!!
Like: Pregnancy - a mate of mine and his wife have just been through the whole thing
you know
a baby's been through hole-thing *wink*
I'm not a surgeon and I know that is absolute nonsense
the transcript is hilarious dara says "on this journey of life" transcript says "on president jimmy"
the midwife at that course wasnt right in her head jfc x_X
7:45 Is it just me, or does his friend sound like Ed Byrne?
Ingredients: Diluted Water.
Always funny, but this is exceptional.
When I was a teen we had a class on midwifery and so forth. And I still remember her saying "if your going to tare it's best to get a cut and it will heal faster and hurt less and anyway you will barley feel it since everything is stretched tight so don't worry" the pregnant woman she had brought so we could listen to her baby heartbeat agreed with her.
Which is a god damn lie
Surgeons don't know everything about the body, honestly the arrogance. especially if they aren't specialists in labour. It's true natural tearing does heal better then an cut, usually. This is because there are 4 types of natural tears 1 is mild, 2 is average and 3 is bad and 4 is the most severe. Where if they cut you it's nearly always front to back i.e a large cut the equivalent of a 3rd degree tear or worse a 4th. The bigger the cut the longer it takes to heal. There have been a lot of studies that show doctor's are quicker to cut instead of waiting.
@@AirQuotes
I didn't say a surgeon said it. Or would be the one to do it. My mother almost bleed to death due to a tare with my older sister.
They didn't get it fixed up untill I was born 2 1/2 years later. I on the other hand was easy and just slipped out with out any fuss. My mom had natural births both times without drugs.
@@windyhawthorn7387 I was talking about the video where the guy said his wife is a surgeon she sounds really arrogant. Unless you're having a c section a surgeon isn't going to be present at labour. An obstetrician or a midwife would be there. The latter would most likely make a cut. They used to just cut almost everyone thinking the bigger the hole the better. But now an episiotomy is recommended only on dire conditions sue to the complications that usually arrive. Sorry your mom wasn't treated correctly.
That's not nearly obvious. Mostly in labour tears actually are better, because obviously, tear mostly damages softer tissues, not necessarily blood vessels or, more importantly, nerves. Further, the cut that is made can cause the tissue to tear further (like with fabric, if you make a snip and pull on it).
Honestly, I can't even imagine why everyone would need to hear about this debate, when it’s so much more important to offer clear and reassuring information, options for prevention of complications and to strive to avoid both tears and cuts in the first place.
Just bs discussing this with first time mothers, like the can do much about the doctor's/midwive's decision to act.
Lol, NCT class in Germany are very different... Drill instructor meets disappointed mother... You can fill in the gaps!
Except for the homeopathy bit, that's I suspect even more prevalent here in Germany, given we're the birthplace (pun not intended :-)) of this bullshit.
Neo Culture Technology???
5:16
I love how genuinely giddy he is
WhEn Is He DeBuTiNg😩😩😩🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😤😤😤😤😤😤
The low FPS is killing me
I didn't know Steve Balmer was so funny!
Oh this story is hysterical!!!! I has my mum watch this and omg she laughed.😂😂🤣
The only NCT I know stands for Neo Crackhead Technology. If you're sad and want to cry, they will tell you "be quiet, don't cry." If they tell you to be somewhere, you better be there or be square because nobody wants to be a square. It's a pretty good community. They'll even give you this light green, glowing brick that looks like Thor's hammer as a souvenir and used in rituals. It breaks easily though if you swing it too hard at the club. Yeah be careful not to swing it too hard especially when that mutated recorder flute music comes on because you might break it unintentionally.
Oh of course.... :P
didn't recognize it because I'm Dutch and I've not fully mastered English
Who else thought it was the Irish nct 😅
Slight PSA because medical science has improved since 2011: it turns out tears are actually better than cuts. Not because it's more "natural" and doctors are scary, but because creating a cut means you will tear much further than you would without. And the larger the tear the worse the healing process is.
Okay PSA is over you can all go back to watching comedy shows now.
thanks. that's reassuring, in a weird way
Please expand better that this only applies to episiotomies because I don't need Dr Bear to come to my appointment for the the first incision of my vasectomy. PLEASE EXPAND!!
I love it, the midwife gives a homeopathy kit in front of a scientist.....
8:20 LOL
episiotomy. google.
God! The women in the audience are hot! Haba-haba zoot-zoot!
Edit: Damn wine is messing with my grammar!
It looks like you did actually learn something then, and not just make friends. OXYTOCIN
i am fucking weak....fucking weak i tell ya....absolutely doubled and in need of medical help now!
My wife is so lucky to have me cause I'm so honest I would've told my wife I was gonna do that for dragging me to the fucking thing in the first place 😂😂😂
I love this guy !
Ahhhh, Dara, you would love the fact that when I watched this, the ad break had two ads for homoeopathy products! :-)
Too funny
I LOVE this guy.
Ironically, my anatomy teacher today said that in the last few years doctors have started to favour a small incision and allow the tissue to tear because it heals better. Love Dara though, such a funny man.
still an incision, they just know that the less damage you do to the skin the faster it heals
fucking hell he is too funny
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Why does he refer to people as "ya man" which i presume is "your man" which i have heard used in situations where you're trying to rib someone from like a removed perspective or something (look at how your man over here is dressed! Ridiculous!) But the way he uses it makes keeping up with who is being talked about harder to follow.(as an American/someone not used to that)
In Ireland, "yer man" is whichever guy you are talking about. And "yer one" is whichever woman you are talking about. Listen closely; you'll hear him say that too.
...unusual discharge.
This is running at like five frames per second ...
@littlemisstorchwood Better than a massive tear :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🙏🏽
Yes, but it wasn't a tear so it'll heal better. Chin up.
@Edelgeist oh, I already got it, sorry =)
Tbh most nurses hate doctors because a lot of doctors have very large egos and very small.... Other things XD
One of my best friends is a midwife.
Homeopathy is ridiculous
I thought it was about computers
tears and cuts?
does the DVD have a framerate thats better than 3?
lol, change the speed to 0,25x! Sounds like he is high or really sarcastic
can anyone plz write what he said before "the noize"? "between..." what and what?
Between a tear and a cut
*noise ......