After S2 of the Mandalorian, he thought his spouse had gotten off the sauce and cleaned up their act; only for them to instantly fall off the wagon and start abusing him again. Poor sap.
In fairness I think all of the movie industry is stretching the truth about what budgets actually are for tax and profits reasons. But it is impressive what Godzilla minus one did do, reminds me of what district 9 did with their budget.
You wanna know who is responsible for Theory making that face? Dave Filoni. Dave Filoni approved of everything you are seeing in The Acolyte. Don't forget that. He is front and center with the marketing. He is sitting there doing interviews with Leysle Headlund (Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant just like how Kathleen Kennedy was Steven Spielberg's former personal assistant). It's hilarious how Theory still thinks Dave Filoni will "save" Star Wars. On the Star Grift Podcasts with Ryan and Mauler, his response was always "who will do it better than Dave Filoni and Jon Faverau?" when it comes to handling Star Wars to someone else. Ryan said clean house, start over, and get rid of EVERYONE at Disney Lucasfilm. Theories blind faith in Dave Filoni is exhausting. It's like watching a kid touch a hot stove over and over again not learning his lesson. Oh well the guy brought it onto himself. He isn't the smartest guy in the room. Most people checked out of Star Wars with TLJ when they saw that Disney's only goal is to push social justice propaganda, diversity quota, and score them DEI/ESG points. That's it.
My biggest issue is that they “pulled the thread” to create force sensitives without a father. Completely undermines the bad batch and Palpatine’s entire goal of creating life and finding immortality. So, Palpatine couldn’t figure it out, but these witches knew how to do it???
@@boat1280 Nobody is infinitely knowledgeable. But that’s a contrarian’s argument. The fact of the storytelling is that Palpatine is one of the most powerful and knowledgeable characters in all of Star Wars legends, and might be THE most powerful and knowledgeable character in all of Star Wars cannon excluding characters like the Mortis gods. It’s a pretty big plot hole when all these shows and movies revolve around the fact that Palpatine can’t manage to get a force sensitive clone, but a couple of dancing witches introduced in a single episode of a TV show from the idiocy that is Leslye Headland’s storytelling somehow can.
@-sidjfd Yeah and also Anakin's thing was not only just a legend that the force wielders made up many years prior, but it also was somewhat exaggerated. Anakin brought "balance" to the force but in both Legends and Disney star wars it never lasted any more than a few years, at most all he did was purge the jedi order, but even then it didn't take that many years afterwards for the Jedi temple to make a complete comeback but without the hypocritical outlook that plagued it.
I don’t think the witches were lecturing on how the force actually works. It’s a different perspective, if the force is so mysterious then it makes sense different cultures would have their own analogies for it. ‘From a certain point of view’ some would say
@@dexogames That's what I understood it to be. A thread was mentioned in Ahsoka by the Nightsisters, "The Thread of Destiny demands it, Grand Admiral." Could they be related?
I´m bored of extreme fanboys who get pissed every time new things come out, cause they thing the product "belongs" to them. They kindda ban ideas because they think they are the owners of the saga. They do not enjoy but they just "analyze" the chapter as if they were a teacher who is evaluating. Go, cry and watch the Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope and the same 3 movies all over again.
@@AI-oe6lz so what youre saying is, we're not allowed to criticize bad media pieces? we cant say anything unless we like it? you must live in a bubble, lol
I refuse to watch or support anything SW ever again, including the original trilogy. This is a symptom of our entire culture. Theyve hijacked literally EVERY IP we loved growing up. Until we abandon all.of them completely, we are part of the problem.
It is hilarious how the writers literally represented what they are doing in episode 3😂😂 Lesbian space witch burns down her own village by burning Jedi book and then blames Jedi😂😂
Triangular iconography has always represented the Sith, although I don't know if that even matters anymore with this garbage that they made. Nothing in past canon is safe
why are they lesbian ? they are a witch cult(witches are female) and they she used the force to create the twins(like anakin) alla female witches cult is canon(darthomir) so you are one of those who think females without a man are lesbians ?
Are you sure that the Jedi didn't kill the order of dark side witches? If they didn't, I'm not sure where Master Tobin's guilt (which explains both his vow of seclusion and his willingness to take the poison Mae offers him) would come from?
@@jameshurcombe2049 Theory doesn’t make alternate accounts to comment under. I got accused of that out of the blue while discussing Star Wars under a Thor Skywalker video
“If you hate the Acolyte, then Star Wars isn’t for you!” No, whatever monstrosity this is that you’ve disgustingly created isn’t for us, because this isn’t Star Wars.
@@teamtundra2619judge Judy isn't for this woke shit and that includes defund the police and protecting criminals, but strangely you are subscribed to her enjoy kid.
"The Jedi council will have to control of the senate(Disney) in order to secure a peaceful transition." "To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Mmm great care we must take."
@@legoman716 Hildalgo is their puppet. He is their Shah of Iran to their American government. Do not trust that man with Star Wars any more than you do KK.
*”Sometimes holding on hurts more than just letting go.”* Life won’t wait for you to move on with your life. Just be glad Star Wars happened. And be glad you were a fan before the ratards came in.
They showed with Mando season 1-2 and Andor, they're is competency at Lucasfilm... but it's like a needle in a haystack that eventually won't get found. Franchise is dead, men are done with this crap! I'm done, I'm out. Not because of Women, not because of Diversity... because the story rapes the Universe, molests our dreams and hopes for the franchise and takes us out of the world and into reality... when the sole purpose of what SW is... is the exact opposite, it's meant to lift us up, excite us, take us away from everyday life, not bring us crashing back down to the reality of real world agendas!
I dont get why people dont see 'the force awakens' as the start of the problem. Its literally a way worse remake of 'a new hope'. It lacks total creativity and anything they did newly add was horrible writing, like Rey using force powers she hadnt even seen before
@@benvergus1573 Totally agree it's just a bad taste remake of ep. 4 but it introduced likeable characters and did not do real damage to the franchise, I was still hopeful for what would come next. Ep. 8 came sneaking from behind and put a bullet at the base of skull of SW. Man I still remember sitting through the credits of the Last Jedi and asking myself wtf did I just watch.
@@brownsound545you as he pointed out is the show is not divisive, but almost bringing the entire entirety of the Star Wars fan base together over realizing what Disney has done
@@adorabooadoraboo9910or maybe the high Republic is the product of writers who can't get over the fact that men or straight people exist. Much more likely scenario.
@@Hero_Of_Old Untrue. Samwise says this about the Orcs in the Lord of the Rings. Or something very similar. Since Sam was written by Tolkien, it IS a Tolkien quote.
This is what did it? Not a little girl running in a forest away from grown men? Or a little girl hiding in a robe through an empire base? Bro Star Wars has been shit for years. If this is what did it for you idk where the fuck you’ve been through the trash that’s been released already
I feel for him. He has a whole channel built on a franchise that he would probably love to praise, but he can’t. He’s too genuine to go along with all this forced nonsense. He definitely deserves respect for being honest about all this stuff. He has to endure lots of Twitter hate for his honesty.
well to be fair, he surrounds himself with nothing but star wars hatred. He stopped making actual theories because of the money. what sells? emotion, is hate an emotion? yes. he hates because he thinks its betetr economically, and because he doesnt like change. star wars isnt the same as when you were a kid, grow up and jsut accept the change. i thought episode 3 wasnt amazing, but it wasnt bad either, i enjoyed myself.
I haven't even watched the trailers, much less the show itself. Being created by Kathleen Kennedy was enough to lose my interest. I'm enjoying watching it burn to the ground though. The fans deserve better.
I think what's horrifying is that she wants access to KOTOR too... When are people going to realize that this isn't about building up Star Wars, this is about recreating it in their image. They'd rather see it burn in an attempt to rebrand it than to carry on it's already popular and established canon.
@@Sarahb7904-d3b I remember when we thought they were gonna remaster KOTOR with modern graphics. I was worried about slight or major changes or alterations to the overall story. It’s happened before, and I don’t expect modern LucasFilms to resist the itch.
@@bgibelBozo, have you listened to LITERALLY ANY interview with anyone associated with this show? Of course they have been doing it. They’ve been doing it since Disney took over this train wreck franchise. It’s what happens when you hire communists.
@@cenotefreediving The Last Jedi was the knife to the heart. This is the twist. I still don't believe Star Wars is dead. I'm sick of that pessimistic, nihilistic viewpoint. Star Wars only dies if we stop loving it, and people saying it's dead only means they're accepting what's being done to it under Disney and KK. Loving anything made pre-Disney means loving Star Wars. Liking or accepting Disney stuff means denying what Star Wars is and is supposed to be. I still love Star Wars with all my heart, cause it shaped me. Otherwise, I'd be denying a part of my soul. But that doesn't mean I have to accept this... attack on it. People will still love Star Wars, because they will deny Disney's take on it, like myself. It's not dead if we hold onto what makes it Star Wars and cherish it for that.
"Destroy the woke we must." "Send me to k*ll the Emperor. I will not k*ll Anakin." "To fight this Lord Kathleen, strong enough, you are not." "He is like my brother. I cannot do it." "Twisted by the woke side, young Skywalker(Star Wars b4 Disney) has become. The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed by Darthleen."
Lesyle Headland literally made this about herself and her romantic life. But don’t forget people, she’s a virtuous/enlightened person which makes her immune to criticism.
See now this actually is a level headed take about this show. This show and a lot of the Disney+ shows look like absolute ass. Theory bitching about the Force being described as “a thread” is just some dumb shit
Knowing whose personal assistant Leslye Headwound used to be, I have to believe she has some serious blackmail dirt on someone very high up at Disney. Why else would they giver her hundreds of millions of dollars to utterly destroy the franchise? She must have information that would put Disney out of business and their executives in prison.
"Darth plagueis was a dark lord of the sith so powerful and so wise, he could influence the midichlorians to create...life" I think that's what the horned woman talks about when she says "and what if they find out how you created them". I think it's going to lead back to a collab project with plagueis or his master. If it is I'm going to be ok with it, if the witches did it all on their own I'm not going to be very happy.
Why would a Jedi allow an untrained kid to touch & hold his weapon? That's like a cop giving a child who wants to be a police officer a handgun to touch and play with.
@@Sasuke2ss true but I think that is an entirely different situation. Obi-won knew his father like a brother and Luke to a certain extent since he had been keeping an eye on him as he grew up. These Jedi didn’t know these two girls from atom. The one twin didn’t want to become a Jedi and hated them. Had he given it to the wrong twin she could have started slicing and dicing. Not smart at all.
If you’re gonna complain about the show, fine, but don’t just spread lies. Leslye Headland is a bigger Star Wars fan than any modern live action Star Wars creator except for Dave Filoni. She played the Star Wara tabletop RPG as a kid and was obsessed with KOTOR
@@rainmaker2338he’s referring to one of the writers literally saying that they don’t know shit about Star Wars in an interview lol. It’s like how the writers of the Halo series said they didn’t know anything about the game.
@@rainmaker2338Some of the cast and crew were hired specifically because they had no prior knowledge of the star wars universe... They announced it with pride, it's not like they are hiding this fact. Lol
Really? How many other gay chick's are in star wars? And just when will it EVER be OK to have a gay chick in SW without the woke tag being applied ? Being gay isn't woke in itself. Being gay is simply a sexuality.
I agree with ABC, it is just the beginning, because KK will want the iceberg to sink too (not that that is possible). Inside the iceberg she will make sure they put a chick in it and make her fucking gay!
And Kathleen Kennedy is Kate Winslet watching the people freeze and drown us the fans and Leonardo Dicaprio is George Lucaus hanging on the wardrobe for dear life freezing 🥶 only to be let go to the depths by Kathleen. RIP Star wars 🙏🏼
You all have to learn, they're doing this stuff on purpose. They're tearing down your favorite franchises because they know how much it means to you. They love reactions like this because they take great pride in seeing the fandom rage and/ or disgusted. They don't care about making good movies or tv shows, they only care about trolling hardcore fans and hijacking your favorite forms of entertainment
I don’t understand what are they benefitting from, their wasting millions of dollars to produce an intentional bad show only to receive negative reviews and loose subscriptions… at this point their only playing themselves
Nah you give them too much credit. They aren't even aware of their own actions let alone the feelings of the fans. All they care about is making money, which they aren't going to do with this series.
@@dudefromsaturn999 my guess is we're not their real customers, we're just the audience. Because, I mean the house of mouse has been releasing complete trash for a few years now and there's no signs of them stopping. Where are they getting the money from to keep these failures coming like they do?
@@jebblottin92 idk man, just watch the one interview with the showrunner and main character lady. Now, I understand that they could just be saying what they said just to get ahead of the scrutiny, however, they could also just be saying the quiet parts out loud
@@dudefromsaturn999I don’t get it either. They’re using these entertainment products to plug as much political-social topics as possible but the writing itself sucks and the product ends up sucking. Like if you’re going to use this stuff just to spew out your new age political correctness, wouldn’t you want the end product to at least be entertaining so people buy into your message? They’re wasting so much money and making crap just to get bad reviews. Then they spin it around to steer any criticism towards audiences being sexist, racist, bigoted etc. like just write quality stuff
That one still pisses me off. The guy berates the sequel trilogy for being full of fan-service and then cries "tear of joy" when Disney puts F-grade CGI Luke Skywalker into a TV show.
Instead of listening to South Park, they double downed on everything, and now Star Wars is officially finished. 26% fan score on RT is insane. The only upside is that it’s bringing the fandom together to hate Disney Star Wars together.
@@Mogorman87I find it hilarious theory has been constantly asking people to keep it respectful, then we have people like you spouting nonsense. This was an excellent take. Properly worded. Keep it respectful.
@@brownsound545 keep it respectful? This guy said he’s happy the communities come together to hate Star Wars. I treat reasonable people respectfully. Keep it respectful…… you a mod? This a chat? Gonna ban me? God dam safe spaces. Grow up. The people spouting nonsense are mostly just bigots. It was mainly the end of his comment they irked me. There are more hateboys on this platform now than fanboys. Hate gets clicks.
@@Mogorman87 you threw a whole hissy fit. That’s not keeping it respectful. Jesus Christ. What are you talking about “safe space”…I’m just referring to being a reasonable adult.
I tell you something. Leslye Headlan, former assistant to Harvey Weinstein, his right hand (it's a way of saying because his ideology is ultra left) she was aware of what her boss was doing, she knew that he harassed 83 women and raped 17 actresses and she is still free making series for the public, he is not in prison (he was his accomplice). She says she fights for women. On Weinstein's list, did she hire or help anyone?
@@TheBestPill-no2xp morbid curiosity is a thing. Star Wars died for me the moment TLJ came out, but sometimes it is fun to look at the burning shitpile and laugh. This show is so unfathomably awful, I find it hilarious. Just gather the boys and mock it with a few beers.
@@yhormthemidget giving your weakness a name doesn't justify it. Maybe you're more like your enemy than you think. Thought experiment: explore why you are not "morbidly curious" about other intellectual properties. Also, I don't see a bunch of laughter. Quite the opposite, in fact.
@@TheBestPill-no2xp nah man, dont even attempt to psychoanalize me, i just love shit movies/series. The Room is peak kino. And believe me, if tomorrow star wars would just die permanently, I would not give a rat's ass. We still have the old movies, so why would I care? Disney can not make anything even semi-acceptable. I can just source a free range copy from the internet and enjoy the burning house. It is so much fun with friends, maybe you should find some and try it.
@@yhormthemidget no analyzation necessary. You kind of put it all out there, didn't you? You couldn't lay off Star Wars if you tried. And you have. And you failed. That makes you just as much of a problem as anybody at disney. Copy and paste anything that I have written that's not true.
Star Wars ended with the celebration on Endor's moon as Luke looks toward Yoda, Obi Wan and Anakin as they look back in acknowledgement. That's my Star Wars Trilogy.
@@teekay1122while I like the two seasons it best ends with the complete saga in the return of the Jedi let it be the happy ending of Star Wars what’s come after should be left for interpretation.
He has a channel multi million subs and needs to swallow either covering something and just sucking it up without any love for it, quitting channel that makes him lots of money or switching content, its all very distasteful.
As a fan since I was 2 sitting on my dad's lap, yeah this all hurts, right in the childhood. Since this is all cannon it's retroactively rewriting and changing the stories we grew up with. So when we reminisce about the lessons we've learned it all leaves a bad taste, because now those lessons and stories are meaningless with the new shit that breaks it all in favor of their woke agenda they push. Anakin's sacrifice and strength to become the father he was meant to be? Pointless, somehow Palpatine returned. Luke being the literal embodiment of "Hope"? Nah he's a titty drinking exile who gives up in the end, then kills himself for absolutely no reason by overexerting himself. Let's not talk about what they did to Obi-Wan.. Now we got the force, which Disney has been either slowly trying to turn it into something else, or they truly just don't get it. Yes, these stories may be fiction, but the lessons of hope, being a good person, and facing evil with compassion and love are not. Star Wars was originally meant to teach young boys how to rise and be men, George said himself, now what are we teaching our young boys? To run and hide? Give up hope? I know I didn't have to go this hard, but it doesn't matter what story they do it to, this should all scare us, this alteration of art, it's straight up Orwellian and they are doing it to everything.
@@ROGALLYWORLDyou act so surprised finding out people have emotional connections to things in life. Everything means something to everyone. Doesn’t mean they think the same as you do, or you think the same as they do. Star Wars means a lot to millions of people. Some people just love having something that takes them away from reality. I don’t even know why you’re here though cause any Star Wars fan would be able to understand and relate to what I just wrote.
@@Jjw338 did you just reply on your burner account? lol and you’re being overdramatic im one the biggest star wars fans there can be. 2000 hours in the old republic beat Kotor 1-2 multiple times beat fallen order watched clone wars watched rebels watched all d+ shows watched all movies. But saying “this hurts right in the childhood” is so overdramatic lol
Many of you mention George Lukas, but I think he knew exactly that this would happen, and he just does not give a dime. He knew Disney and the people working on these projects. If he had been protective, he would have been protecting Star Wars through appropriate legal precautions.
I’m from 95 and I feel the same damn way… Star Wars should of never been sold to Disney and I doubt Disney will ever sell Star Wars in my lifetime so rip indeed 🪦 ⚰️ ☠️😭
@@supremeleadersmeagol6345 Pretty sure the Night Sisters were considered unnatural and evil abhorrations to the Force. They also used males for slaves and breeding partners.
@@achaudhari101okay i see you in every comment please be quiet JUST PLEASE BE FCKING QUIET this show keeps ruining anakins character its too boring and the idea of the force is bullshit in this series the fact your defending this shit proofs even fans are part of the problem
@@MrMrTravman Yet we still care enough to watch, critique and comment….myself included. Hope that a miracle change with quality writing can occur, along with changes in Lucasfilm leadership.
@@williamhenderson1161 Its just dirty Politics, they do this so they can get founding from Elites that want to keep us focused on separation not Unity. They dont care about Star Wars, they never did. Same Witcher, Lotr.. I dont see race or gender of sexuality, but Red is Red and Blue is Blue.. Story is story because it has certain Identity and authenticity right?
im just confused how all the other shows feel cheaper quality wise. andor with everything was super high quality. the budget for andor was 250 mill and this show is 180 mill. does the 70 mill difference really change the quality that much and if so why not just make the budget the same for everything lol. i also realized that dunes budget was 190 mill which is also crazy
Main reason why Andor season 2 is the only thing I am truly enthusiastic about Star Wars future. They have competent people working behind it and the available budget to make it stand out as season 1 did.
As a former Doctor Who fan, I feel your pain. We had 50+ years of lore overturned in one episode by a talentless hack who wanted to "leave his mark" on the series. So sad to see the same thing happening in Star Wars.
When Filoni told Leslye Headland "this is your story" I think he meant that like to say "I have nothing to do with this", like distancing himself from anything that was going to happen in this show
That is NOT what he meant. Filonis wife is a staunch mega feminist just like headland. He's a cowtowing coward. So tired of filoni worship. Most of his ideas had to be improved by other writers and George himself. "Muh umbra arc" filoni wasn't the reason that was good either.
Filoni isn't near as good as folks want to think. He knew how to showrun cartoons, with cartoon pacing. He doesn't know how to showrun live action - putting aside the nostalgia-farming in Ahsoka, the narrative and acting were terrible - but the pacing/narrative would work for a cartoon. I don't know why but I think we subconsciously forgive cartoons being slightly unrealistic in ways we don't forgive live action. And he clearly doesn't know how to big-picture plan a cinematic/tv universe, because over half the shows are crap.
It's ok... I think it does undercut Luke's accomplishment in New Hope - best part is Vader's closing rampage. I think it's the weakness of the other Disney films that makes it look more favorable by comparison.
@@genghispecan Opinions are cool. It did nothing of the sort for Luke’s story arc. Rewatch. Threw in numerous Easter eggs and cameos, too many to list here (hell yeah! Baba and Evazan). Gave us hands down the best Droid in the universe. Yeah I said it, watch the supercut. Every line delivered by K2SO is absolute GOLD. Aesthetically amazing. First film to truly give us a more visceral martial arts/Jedi connection. Which in turn gave us the best fight scene against stormtroopers hands down! Unflinching commitment to bleak the subject matter (so un-Disney like)…Spoiler Alert: all the characters you actually grow to care about (again, so un-Disney like), DIE. Even the droid “dies.” The film ends with an “atomic blast” of EPIC proportions. And yes, you are right to point out the Vader scene. Hands down the absolute best Vader scene in any movie. That’s right. Rogue One took one of the most beloved characters and gave us the best scene imaginable. Once again, completely true to all the “lore.” That’s throughout the entire film. So, by Disney-era standards…yeah, Masterpiece. I don’t rate the TV shows in the same category as the films. But Rogue absolutely destroyed anything they delivered in the last trilogy. Han aside (and that disrespectful death oh lord), that trilogy was total trash. So, imho, Disney has never made anything as true to the lore for fans than this. A little story about one of many battles leading up to the Great War that would be to follow. Oh…also gave us the best AT-AT sequences imaginable. Yes, even better than Empire.
@@neomatrix6160 Nailed it. The coordination of the war aspects was untouchable. The final battle was a depressingly beautiful contrast to that paradise planet. The only thing I wasn't really OK with was the ramming ship. It seemed implausible, but at least there was precedent for it taken from the EU. The destruction of Jedda was super dark. Tonally that is what Star Wars needs to be. It's not a fun cartoon. It's about witnessing serious moral challenges against a dark backdrop of authoritarianism. Woke children can't write that script. The only way the sequels would have worked would have been to show the slippage of the New Republic into an authoritarian behemoth and returning to the oppressive apathy of the Old Republic and its bloated bureaucracy. Digging the Imps back up was a narrative cop out. The enemy is the tax man stealing local coffers to pay for a war machine to fight no one. Force use doesn't matter much anymore unless it's to save someone from a workplace injury or to stop crazy criminals.
I was just trying to hang on til Andor 2... at least the bad batch went out with a pretty good season. Watching Echo going all arc trooper solo on the ship to get Omega was AWESOME!
We went from this man crying at the end of Mando S2 to this reaction. You can no longer call it a conspiracy that they are purposefully burning it to the ground.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t the Jedi have been more sceptical about training the sisters, not just because of thier age, but also because of all the attachments they have toward each other, and thier mother? When anakin was introduced to the Jedi he had a large attachment towards his mother and the Jedi were sceptical, but when these sisters have attachments the Jedi there seem to not mention it
Possibly, but you can definitely tell that Sol is much more connected to his emotions than the other Jedi. Plus, I think their goal visiting and spying on the coven wasn't primary to train the kids. They mentioned a republic law about not being allowed to train children, and seemed they were already suspicious of the coven for other unknown reasons. So this could be that they want to stop a group that is training children in the force, and really pushing their jurisdiction (they mentioned the planet wasn't part of the republic). I can only assume that Osha was only trained because Sol demanded it, and otherwise they would've just given the kids a new home away from the witches.
Well, to compare to Anakin, they sre still on "Tatooine" so how exactly is the Jedi Council supposed to say anything when they haven't reported to them yet?
You're right in terms of the prequels. I feel like if this show had been done well they could have explained a difference in ideology that could have been possible during the High Republic that changed by the time of Anakin's arrival at the temple. They're more concerned with checking inclusivity boxes than making a coherent palatable story.
You say they create a new way of explaining the force. But as far as I can remember in the extended universe Dathomir Magic users often referred to what they did as pulling on the threads of fate
Palpatine: Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? *Me: No. But have you heard of the tragedy of…Weird Tattoo-Head Lady? I heard she can create life long before Darth Plagueis.*
Hahahaha...Revenge of the Sith has great moments, but it also has a lot of trash moments, to be honest. Hayden's portrayal of Anakin is pretty awful and whiny at times, and some of the writing is garbage. Thank God The Clone Wars made it so much better. The film really doesn't stand alone well without the animated series, in my opinion.
Man was so shook he almost said George Clooney.
i heard clueless lol mixing up what he thought of leslie headcase lol
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This comment needs to be pinned lmfao! 🤣
Twice the Budget of Kenobi, double the Fall
double the flop
I think it’s entertaining but this doesn’t feel like Star Wars.
genius comment
"I've been looking forward to this..." -Legendary Christopher Lee
Double the shit 💩
"You turned the fans against me!"
"You have done that yourself."
Love it!! Ironic the fans are Obi Wan and Disney is the oppressive one!
I wouldnt be surprised to see this line stolen and used on SNL or something
Didn't even watch it, I'm just waiting for the Pitch Meeting, I know I won't be disappointed !
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Funny story
Disney really does treat their employees like 💩
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Feel like Theory’s hitting that point in an abusive relationship where you realize your partner isn’t going to change
I feel bad for him. His channel is tied exclusively to one IP and it’s shit, which means his content is shit AND he doesn’t enjoy his work as much.
After S2 of the Mandalorian, he thought his spouse had gotten off the sauce and cleaned up their act; only for them to instantly fall off the wagon and start abusing him again. Poor sap.
@@georgevaughn6486 yeah Luke was definitely the flowers and chocolates “I’m a changed man and it’ll never happen again” moment
I'll believe it when he realizes filoni is no hero. He's a washed up hack.
@@Bagman07 I’m hoping Acolyte is the “caught him in bed with another woman” moment
15 Godzilla minus ones died for this show's budget.
In fairness I think all of the movie industry is stretching the truth about what budgets actually are for tax and profits reasons.
But it is impressive what Godzilla minus one did do, reminds me of what district 9 did with their budget.
@@neutronstarpilot4393 District 9 was far more impressive with their effects than anything Minus One did.
I like this metric.
together with our collective souls.
@@necr0danc3r29 I've seen it so many times, it has practically become an SI unit. It really puts things into perspective.
Theory contemplating life in the first 10 seconds
Like Gimli walking into Moria expecting a warm welcome and a beautiful mine, but it’s nothing but a tomb filled with darkness and gloom.
Contemplating sewer slide
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Feel for you Theory !
You wanna know who is responsible for Theory making that face? Dave Filoni. Dave Filoni approved of everything you are seeing in The Acolyte. Don't forget that. He is front and center with the marketing. He is sitting there doing interviews with Leysle Headlund (Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant just like how Kathleen Kennedy was Steven Spielberg's former personal assistant). It's hilarious how Theory still thinks Dave Filoni will "save" Star Wars. On the Star Grift Podcasts with Ryan and Mauler, his response was always "who will do it better than Dave Filoni and Jon Faverau?" when it comes to handling Star Wars to someone else. Ryan said clean house, start over, and get rid of EVERYONE at Disney Lucasfilm.
Theories blind faith in Dave Filoni is exhausting. It's like watching a kid touch a hot stove over and over again not learning his lesson. Oh well the guy brought it onto himself. He isn't the smartest guy in the room. Most people checked out of Star Wars with TLJ when they saw that Disney's only goal is to push social justice propaganda, diversity quota, and score them DEI/ESG points. That's it.
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”
Exactly.
Tolkien?
@@Yurik_Hunt ✅ definitely applies here.
the irony being that this has been quoted to death by people that can't think up their own words to say.
@@notesfrommateriality7572Yet it’s perfectly accurate when it comes to Disney…
My biggest issue is that they “pulled the thread” to create force sensitives without a father. Completely undermines the bad batch and Palpatine’s entire goal of creating life and finding immortality. So, Palpatine couldn’t figure it out, but these witches knew how to do it???
Palpatine doesn’t have infinite knowledge
I don’t like it though. It’s as stupid as George turning anakin into a magical chosen one baby
@@boat1280
Nobody is infinitely knowledgeable. But that’s a contrarian’s argument. The fact of the storytelling is that Palpatine is one of the most powerful and knowledgeable characters in all of Star Wars legends, and might be THE most powerful and knowledgeable character in all of Star Wars cannon excluding characters like the Mortis gods.
It’s a pretty big plot hole when all these shows and movies revolve around the fact that Palpatine can’t manage to get a force sensitive clone, but a couple of dancing witches introduced in a single episode of a TV show from the idiocy that is Leslye Headland’s storytelling somehow can.
@-sidjfd Yeah and also Anakin's thing was not only just a legend that the force wielders made up many years prior, but it also was somewhat exaggerated. Anakin brought "balance" to the force but in both Legends and Disney star wars it never lasted any more than a few years, at most all he did was purge the jedi order, but even then it didn't take that many years afterwards for the Jedi temple to make a complete comeback but without the hypocritical outlook that plagued it.
@@Lord_Chibi balance no matter how long is still balance, maybe the force needed a reset to rid all of the corruption that was rampant
Why not?
"That's not how The Force works" is the best line in Force Awakens and perfectly sums up Disney Star Wars.
This line sums up this entire show
I bet George heard about this show and that's why he said no one knows how the force works
I don’t think the witches were lecturing on how the force actually works.
It’s a different perspective, if the force is so mysterious then it makes sense different cultures would have their own analogies for it.
‘From a certain point of view’ some would say
Yep! The only thing salvable from the sequel.
@@dexogames That's what I understood it to be. A thread was mentioned in Ahsoka by the Nightsisters, "The Thread of Destiny demands it, Grand Admiral." Could they be related?
Imagine being shown this episode back in 2012 when George sold Lucasfilm.
It’s literally not the apocalypse
@@teamtundra2619 it’s literally not Star Wars
@@Keverember to you perhaps, but not in reality
@@teamtundra2619 I feel confident that history will be on my side on this one.
@@Keverember if all of history denies reality, so be it
"i'm gonna go watch the empire strikes back" is the most honest reaction one could have ever given after this truly atrocious show 💀
I’m watching return of the Jedi to wash that filth out of my mouth.
I´m bored of extreme fanboys who get pissed every time new things come out, cause they thing the product "belongs" to them. They kindda ban ideas because they think they are the owners of the saga. They do not enjoy but they just "analyze" the chapter as if they were a teacher who is evaluating. Go, cry and watch the Empire Strikes Back, A New Hope and the same 3 movies all over again.
@@AI-oe6lz so what youre saying is, we're not allowed to criticize bad media pieces? we cant say anything unless we like it? you must live in a bubble, lol
Can i remind u half the film would've been avoided if r2 just fixed the ship in the 1st place
I refuse to watch or support anything SW ever again, including the original trilogy. This is a symptom of our entire culture. Theyve hijacked literally EVERY IP we loved growing up. Until we abandon all.of them completely, we are part of the problem.
It is hilarious how the writers literally represented what they are doing in episode 3😂😂
Lesbian space witch burns down her own village by burning Jedi book and then blames Jedi😂😂
Triangular iconography has always represented the Sith, although I don't know if that even matters anymore with this garbage that they made. Nothing in past canon is safe
why are they lesbian ? they are a witch cult(witches are female) and they she used the force to create the twins(like anakin) alla female witches cult is canon(darthomir)
so you are one of those who think females without a man are lesbians ?
When was anything lesbian referenced or mentioned lmfao? Literally a little child why are you sexualizing it?
Very true
Are you sure that the Jedi didn't kill the order of dark side witches?
If they didn't, I'm not sure where Master Tobin's guilt (which explains both his vow of seclusion and his willingness to take the poison Mae offers him) would come from?
Disney has executed Order 66 on themselves.
same as obesse one kenobi ordered 66 big macs to force feed.
... Or rather on us?
And uh... how many times have they executed Order 66 on this franchise at this point?
@@reeceshugrue6167 3 mandalorain
Correction: order 66 on cis white and white adjacent males.
You know it's bad when SW Theory looks like he needs a hug.
This episode was like watching another person's therapy session.
Is that you talking or him
I know, it's sad. I think Lucasfilm broke him with this one.
@@jameshurcombe2049 Theory doesn’t make alternate accounts to comment under. I got accused of that out of the blue while discussing Star Wars under a Thor Skywalker video
Ong, I've never seen him do that kind of face ever
watching theory and jeremy jahns slowly die inside over the last decade has been sad
“If you hate the Acolyte, then Star Wars isn’t for you!”
No, whatever monstrosity this is that you’ve disgustingly created isn’t for us, because this isn’t Star Wars.
Nah
"If you hate the Acolyte, then DISNEY Star Wars isnt for you"
Me: I am fine with that.
it was a fun episode, you guys are just getting clicks for hate
💯
@@teamtundra2619judge Judy isn't for this woke shit and that includes defund the police and protecting criminals, but strangely you are subscribed to her enjoy kid.
23% audience score 😂
Nah its 21% now 😂
@@Tinman452 who cares a can downvote godfather to 15% in a second if a want trash review bombing mean nothing
18 now 😂
@@benatryl5194 soon to be 17%
18% now lol
"If she does not give up her emergency powers after the destruction of the Acolyte, then she should be removed from office".
I move for a vote of no confidence in Leslie Hedlund and Kathleen Kennedy.
@Lee-km7qq you have a good point! Why not make Hidalgo or Filoni produce and/or direct a series or movie?
@Lee-km7qqlet's all fans get together and make a new franchise called "Galaxy Wars"
"The Jedi council will have to control of the senate(Disney) in order to secure a peaceful transition."
"To a dark place this line of thought will carry us. Mmm great care we must take."
@@legoman716 Hildalgo is their puppet. He is their Shah of Iran to their American government. Do not trust that man with Star Wars any more than you do KK.
I’d consider Spaceballs cannon before I accept this as starwars.
At least spaceballs was in a way funny 😁 and had more of a story then this.
Spaceballs is far, far more star wars than this piece of sith
Spaceballs fits Star Wars better tbh
May the Schwartz be with you.
Spaceballs was silly 😂😂 this episode is horrid
I've honestly given up, much more peace of mind to not watch these atrocities they call "star wars".
This is just an insult to the Sith as well
shouldve given up after the sequels or kenobi like most fans.
@@mikeyyy4111nah
Nah
Same I didn't watch the episode I'm done
*”Sometimes holding on hurts more than just letting go.”* Life won’t wait for you to move on with your life. Just be glad Star Wars happened. And be glad you were a fan before the ratards came in.
"Twice the Pride, Twice the fall." -Dooku
Underrated comment.
You mean “double the fall” smh
You can't even quote dooku correctly
@@realAndysan Yep and I am still crushing it. Go back to your rainbow saber.
@@realAndysan did you get what @thedarkleaf6286 was trying to say?
Star Wars died with the last jedi, we are just watching scavengers eating the remains away.
It died long before that friend 😢
They showed with Mando season 1-2 and Andor, they're is competency at Lucasfilm... but it's like a needle in a haystack that eventually won't get found. Franchise is dead, men are done with this crap! I'm done, I'm out. Not because of Women, not because of Diversity... because the story rapes the Universe, molests our dreams and hopes for the franchise and takes us out of the world and into reality... when the sole purpose of what SW is... is the exact opposite, it's meant to lift us up, excite us, take us away from everyday life, not bring us crashing back down to the reality of real world agendas!
@@rubenfrankishcorrect.
I dont get why people dont see 'the force awakens' as the start of the problem. Its literally a way worse remake of 'a new hope'. It lacks total creativity and anything they did newly add was horrible writing, like Rey using force powers she hadnt even seen before
@@benvergus1573 Totally agree it's just a bad taste remake of ep. 4 but it introduced likeable characters and did not do real damage to the franchise, I was still hopeful for what would come next. Ep. 8 came sneaking from behind and put a bullet at the base of skull of SW. Man I still remember sitting through the credits of the Last Jedi and asking myself wtf did I just watch.
…Dude we’ve never seen him this disgusted before
This thing must’ve REALLY done it this time
It looked like his soul was torn to pieces. This episode must've been hot garbage.
@@theogking8309it literally wasn’t
@@teamtundra2619you’re entitled to your opinion, but 70% rated in the chat 0/10…I loved the first two episodes. This episode was a 2 pack of 🍑
@@teamtundra2619I see you on every single comment defending this garbage show and Disney dickriding gtfo of here bro no way you are real. Paid actor
@@brownsound545you as he pointed out is the show is not divisive, but almost bringing the entire entirety of the Star Wars fan base together over realizing what Disney has done
Phantom Menace: “Chosen 1? Don’t care, you’re passed the recruitment age”
Acolyte: we must recruit these over aged kids with mediocre force potential!
Maybe High Republic was the reason why the rule was more strict later on. Not far fetched
@@adorabooadoraboo9910or maybe the high Republic is the product of writers who can't get over the fact that men or straight people exist.
Much more likely scenario.
Also sith didnt exist or show themselves for 1000 years. Thus is 100 years before. Soooooo there goew that line from Star Wars.
@@AlexBarbu that part 💯
@@Filterdeez lols what? Bruh....
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.” J R R Tolkien
Bro, I agree but thats not a Tolkien quote 😂
@@Hero_Of_Oldit maybe true, but is a message you can read in his books. Gandalf could have said that.
Sounds like Katt Williams.
@@Hero_Of_Old Untrue. Samwise says this about the Orcs in the Lord of the Rings. Or something very similar. Since Sam was written by Tolkien, it IS a Tolkien quote.
Correct qoute is this. The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own.
In my last act of fandom, in true Jedi fashion I've let go of my attachment to a once beloved franchise.
That’s fair. At least we have the Ashoka story which compared to this is amazing
This is what did it? Not a little girl running in a forest away from grown men? Or a little girl hiding in a robe through an empire base? Bro Star Wars has been shit for years. If this is what did it for you idk where the fuck you’ve been through the trash that’s been released already
"Star Wars...I let you go."
I let go too man at least we had the glory days
Read legends Man. That is star wars
Theory looks absolutely defeated. I can’t believe it’s come to this.
I feel for him. He has a whole channel built on a franchise that he would probably love to praise, but he can’t. He’s too genuine to go along with all this forced nonsense. He definitely deserves respect for being honest about all this stuff. He has to endure lots of Twitter hate for his honesty.
we are demolished brothers and sisters
@@YuProducciones at least he got rich trough channel most of us arent not a hater fan actualy
well to be fair, he surrounds himself with nothing but star wars hatred. He stopped making actual theories because of the money. what sells? emotion, is hate an emotion? yes. he hates because he thinks its betetr economically, and because he doesnt like change. star wars isnt the same as when you were a kid, grow up and jsut accept the change. i thought episode 3 wasnt amazing, but it wasnt bad either, i enjoyed myself.
Time to move away from Star Wars
Thank you for watching this show so the rest of us don't have to. Your sacrifice is appreciated, brother.
I haven't even watched the trailers, much less the show itself. Being created by Kathleen Kennedy was enough to lose my interest. I'm enjoying watching it burn to the ground though. The fans deserve better.
I think what's horrifying is that she wants access to KOTOR too... When are people going to realize that this isn't about building up Star Wars, this is about recreating it in their image. They'd rather see it burn in an attempt to rebrand it than to carry on it's already popular and established canon.
They better never change KOTOR ,
That’s exactly it
@@Sarahb7904-d3b I remember when we thought they were gonna remaster KOTOR with modern graphics. I was worried about slight or major changes or alterations to the overall story. It’s happened before, and I don’t expect modern LucasFilms to resist the itch.
@@Sarahb7904-d3boh yeah once they get their hands on KOTOR they'll probably destroy that too bruv it's Disney
@@Sarahb7904-d3b When they get the chance, they will.
The fact that they are gas lighting everyone into thinking if you criticise this show your evil. Is bonkers!!!
WTF are you talking about?! Nobody is doing that. People are criticizing the show left and right.
They've been doing that for over a decade.
@@bgibellying isn’t going to work
@@bgibelBozo, have you listened to LITERALLY ANY interview with anyone associated with this show? Of course they have been doing it. They’ve been doing it since Disney took over this train wreck franchise. It’s what happens when you hire communists.
Well I’m evil then cause this shit is horrible but they know we’ll stick around to “see what happens”
Calling it now, were getting the disney origin of of "May the force be with you" and how its supposed to be "Mae, The Force, be with you."
OH GOD PLEASE NO
Delete this, now. Before someone at Disney sees this comment
Stfu right now, please, now that’s gonna be stuck in my head
This should be the dumbest thing anyone has said about star wars but right now, i can see it happening! D:
Yet vernestra already said “may the force be with you” to sol in ep 1?
The Boys and House of the Dragon are ready to show the Acolyte on how to make good television.
The show is a therapy session for Leslye Headland? "Our hour is up, that will be 50 million dollars, thank you."
Oh, it looks like you must be an "ist" and "phone" since you have a non-positive opinion.
She got 180 million from KK, Feloni and Bob to write lesbian fanfiction. Why they thought it was a good idea we will never know.
Me watching The Acolyte: That's not how the force works.
Dude acting like witches of dathomir doesn't exist,
But screw it, need to keep dollars coming on the clicks
Or how fire works. Morons over at Disney think fire will ignite solid rock
@boiboiboi1419 Dathomir witches make sense to me.
But this Thread thing is stupid.
@@boiboiboi1419 The witches of Dathomir were well written.
@@CowboyClintWolfe the story is not even finished, they could be related, the chief lady said they were exiled
What do you know?
In order to cleanse himself from the filth he just saw, he is going to watch The Empire strikes back 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The ultimate star wars entry
❤❤❤❤❤👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
All and each person who watched this episode needs that level of therapy for themselfs😂 Empire strikesback 🎉
And we would be honored, if you'd join us
😂😂😂
Luke: May you fight with the strength of 10 forced lesbians
Last Jedi was when Star Wars died, this is some necrophilia type of shit
Fax. The Utter truth.
Last jedi is a masterpiece next to that
@@cenotefreediving The Last Jedi was the knife to the heart. This is the twist.
I still don't believe Star Wars is dead. I'm sick of that pessimistic, nihilistic viewpoint. Star Wars only dies if we stop loving it, and people saying it's dead only means they're accepting what's being done to it under Disney and KK. Loving anything made pre-Disney means loving Star Wars. Liking or accepting Disney stuff means denying what Star Wars is and is supposed to be. I still love Star Wars with all my heart, cause it shaped me. Otherwise, I'd be denying a part of my soul. But that doesn't mean I have to accept this... attack on it. People will still love Star Wars, because they will deny Disney's take on it, like myself. It's not dead if we hold onto what makes it Star Wars and cherish it for that.
Star wars ended with revenge of the sith
You mean Rise of Skywalker.
"I can't watch anymore" - Obi-Wan
If the acolyte you watch, only pain will you find
"Destroy the woke we must."
"Send me to k*ll the Emperor. I will not k*ll Anakin."
"To fight this Lord Kathleen, strong enough, you are not."
"He is like my brother. I cannot do it."
"Twisted by the woke side, young Skywalker(Star Wars b4 Disney) has become. The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed by Darthleen."
Lesyle Headland literally made this about herself and her romantic life. But don’t forget people, she’s a virtuous/enlightened person which makes her immune to criticism.
So, the guy on the rock with the red glowstick must be Harvey Weinstein?
@calvinhobbes2680 Nobody said lesbian fantasy made sense.
This is exactly what most of us felt when Last Jedi came out. Glad to see you waking up to it, Theory.
But... but... rotten tomatoes said it was certified fresh!!! 😆
Fresh tomatoes hurt more when they hit the head, so it's ok.
how many more lies have i been told by the council
......the average is around 6 though. 90%ish critics gave it a score above 50%
I AM THE TOMATO (Senate)
@@kanavkohli794you wish, don’t you?
180 million dollars is insane. I feel like budgets have ballooned for no reason, the corruption is so far gone that it is laughable.
A lot of pennies can secretly spill out of a bucket full of $180 M for certain folks to pick up in exchange for silence.
It's all to spread the gay agenda
Two words: Money laundering.
See now this actually is a level headed take about this show. This show and a lot of the Disney+ shows look like absolute ass. Theory bitching about the Force being described as “a thread” is just some dumb shit
It's to pay for the propaganda
Luke: "The force?"
Obi-wan: "The force is what gives a Jedi his power, its a powerful energy field created by two lesbians scissoring"
@@brycer3476I'm glad you have your priorities straight.
@@brycer3476Oh... so you found another mirror. Congratulations!
Luke: ...what?
😂😂😂😂😂
Smh🤢
Knowing whose personal assistant Leslye Headwound used to be, I have to believe she has some serious blackmail dirt on someone very high up at Disney. Why else would they giver her hundreds of millions of dollars to utterly destroy the franchise? She must have information that would put Disney out of business and their executives in prison.
Evil cannot create, only corrupt.
"Darth plagueis was a dark lord of the sith so powerful and so wise, he could influence the midichlorians to create...life"
I think that's what the horned woman talks about when she says "and what if they find out how you created them". I think it's going to lead back to a collab project with plagueis or his master. If it is I'm going to be ok with it, if the witches did it all on their own I'm not going to be very happy.
"This is outrageous!" - Anakin Skywalker.
Why would a Jedi allow an untrained kid to touch & hold his weapon? That's like a cop giving a child who wants to be a police officer a handgun to touch and play with.
I haven’t watched the show and will never after reading that
To be fair Obi Wan gave Luke his father‘s lightsaber without training as well
@@Sasuke2ss true but I think that is an entirely different situation. Obi-won knew his father like a brother and Luke to a certain extent since he had been keeping an eye on him as he grew up. These Jedi didn’t know these two girls from atom. The one twin didn’t want to become a Jedi and hated them. Had he given it to the wrong twin she could have started slicing and dicing. Not smart at all.
@@jeffreynickel6661 also kanan did the same thing with Ezra well actually he found it it
@@jeffreynickel6661he also knew luke would be the one to bring balance to the force hence he knew hed have the same midaclorians as his father
George Lukas brought disturbance in the force buy selling Lukas Films to disney...the greatest order 66 move ever
They literally hired someone who doesn’t even know what Star Wars is to work on their project, literally tells me they don’t care
If you’re gonna complain about the show, fine, but don’t just spread lies. Leslye Headland is a bigger Star Wars fan than any modern live action Star Wars creator except for Dave Filoni. She played the Star Wara tabletop RPG as a kid and was obsessed with KOTOR
@@rainmaker2338he’s referring to one of the writers literally saying that they don’t know shit about Star Wars in an interview lol. It’s like how the writers of the Halo series said they didn’t know anything about the game.
An assistant to Weinstein....keep defending it @@rainmaker2338
@@rainmaker2338Some of the cast and crew were hired specifically because they had no prior knowledge of the star wars universe... They announced it with pride, it's not like they are hiding this fact. Lol
@@rainmaker2338 BS...my favorite star wars is all of them. Fan indeed.
Welp guess disney did somthing right.
They proved southparks point.
Really? How many other gay chick's are in star wars? And just when will it EVER be OK to have a gay chick in SW without the woke tag being applied ? Being gay isn't woke in itself. Being gay is simply a sexuality.
The Last Jedi was like hitting the iceberg; The Acolyte is the ship breaking in half and sinking to the deep depths of the ocean.
Nope, it's just the beginning
@@Abc-vm4wtso 4 Hours of the extended cut of Titanic slowing sinking in a frigid cold ocean ?
I agree with ABC, it is just the beginning, because KK will want the iceberg to sink too (not that that is possible). Inside the iceberg she will make sure they put a chick in it and make her fucking gay!
And our favorite characters are like the dude who fell off the stern and hit the propellers on the way down.
And Kathleen Kennedy is Kate Winslet watching the people freeze and drown us the fans and Leonardo Dicaprio is George Lucaus hanging on the wardrobe for dear life freezing 🥶 only to be let go to the depths by Kathleen.
RIP Star wars 🙏🏼
You all have to learn, they're doing this stuff on purpose. They're tearing down your favorite franchises because they know how much it means to you. They love reactions like this because they take great pride in seeing the fandom rage and/ or disgusted. They don't care about making good movies or tv shows, they only care about trolling hardcore fans and hijacking your favorite forms of entertainment
I don’t understand what are they benefitting from, their wasting millions of dollars to produce an intentional bad show only to receive negative reviews and loose subscriptions… at this point their only playing themselves
Nah you give them too much credit. They aren't even aware of their own actions let alone the feelings of the fans. All they care about is making money, which they aren't going to do with this series.
@@dudefromsaturn999 my guess is we're not their real customers, we're just the audience. Because, I mean the house of mouse has been releasing complete trash for a few years now and there's no signs of them stopping. Where are they getting the money from to keep these failures coming like they do?
@@jebblottin92 idk man, just watch the one interview with the showrunner and main character lady. Now, I understand that they could just be saying what they said just to get ahead of the scrutiny, however, they could also just be saying the quiet parts out loud
@@dudefromsaturn999I don’t get it either. They’re using these entertainment products to plug as much political-social topics as possible but the writing itself sucks and the product ends up sucking. Like if you’re going to use this stuff just to spew out your new age political correctness, wouldn’t you want the end product to at least be entertaining so people buy into your message? They’re wasting so much money and making crap just to get bad reviews. Then they spin it around to steer any criticism towards audiences being sexist, racist, bigoted etc. like just write quality stuff
This comes from the man who cried tears of joy when Luke Skywalker showed up in the Mandalorian season 2 finale.
Disney really screwed up big time.
It's mad how they have declined so much since that point. Book of Boba, Obi Wan, Mando season 3 and now Acolyte.
That was a beautiful christmas gift! nothing modern top that part of Luke
That one still pisses me off. The guy berates the sequel trilogy for being full of fan-service and then cries "tear of joy" when Disney puts F-grade CGI Luke Skywalker into a TV show.
So when can we canonize legends and 'legendize' canon?
Yes. All Disney is now fan fiction.
I don't get why people are thinking that. it doesn't change canon, it's their interpretation of the Force witch some consider to be unnatural.
@@LtCaveman We will allow exceptions for Obi Wan Kenobi, Mandalorian, Andor, Tales of the Jedi, and Ahsoka
@@rithvikmuthyalapati9754Majority of those shows are a part of the Star Wars problem. Only Andor is worth keeping.
At any moment. Fuck canon. It's not theirs. It's ours. We can reject what they do
Instead of listening to South Park, they double downed on everything, and now Star Wars is officially finished. 26% fan score on RT is insane. The only upside is that it’s bringing the fandom together to hate Disney Star Wars together.
Not really
What a brainrot take.
@@Mogorman87I find it hilarious theory has been constantly asking people to keep it respectful, then we have people like you spouting nonsense. This was an excellent take. Properly worded. Keep it respectful.
@@brownsound545 keep it respectful? This guy said he’s happy the communities come together to hate Star Wars. I treat reasonable people respectfully. Keep it respectful…… you a mod? This a chat? Gonna ban me? God dam safe spaces. Grow up. The people spouting nonsense are mostly just bigots. It was mainly the end of his comment they irked me. There are more hateboys on this platform now than fanboys. Hate gets clicks.
@@Mogorman87 you threw a whole hissy fit. That’s not keeping it respectful. Jesus Christ. What are you talking about “safe space”…I’m just referring to being a reasonable adult.
Someone needs to find the world between worlds and save Harambe as that’s when the timeline went down a dark path.
I realized what Disney was doing when I didn't see Luke or Han as available avatars on the Disney accounts page.
"That's stupid! You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!!!" Lord Frieza
I tell you something. Leslye Headlan, former assistant to Harvey Weinstein, his right hand (it's a way of saying because his ideology is ultra left) she was aware of what her boss was doing, she knew that he harassed 83 women and raped 17 actresses and she is still free making series for the public, he is not in prison (he was his accomplice). She says she fights for women. On Weinstein's list, did she hire or help anyone?
Tfs freezer for clarification...
It’s bad if the best quote for a situation comes from a bad guy on the worst day of his life.
How could this look the way it does on a budget only 10 million less than Dune 2?
Maybe they are money laundering at this point.
@@jasonryan2555 that's about the only explanation left. Waiting for Segal to show up as a jedi
@@jasonryan2555that is literally the only explenation at this point
I thought Dune 2 was only 120 million 😂. Oppenheimer was 100
@@seanhartel5362 no it was actually 10 mill less hahaha. when you put it that way its like holy shit whats happening right now.
Im starting to think "let the past die. kill it if you have to." Was actually a 4th wall break.
The problem with a “train wreck” is that you can’t look away in case you miss something.
Excuse for people who know they should stop watching.
@@TheBestPill-no2xp morbid curiosity is a thing. Star Wars died for me the moment TLJ came out, but sometimes it is fun to look at the burning shitpile and laugh. This show is so unfathomably awful, I find it hilarious. Just gather the boys and mock it with a few beers.
@@yhormthemidget giving your weakness a name doesn't justify it. Maybe you're more like your enemy than you think. Thought experiment: explore why you are not "morbidly curious" about other intellectual properties. Also, I don't see a bunch of laughter. Quite the opposite, in fact.
@@TheBestPill-no2xp nah man, dont even attempt to psychoanalize me, i just love shit movies/series. The Room is peak kino. And believe me, if tomorrow star wars would just die permanently, I would not give a rat's ass. We still have the old movies, so why would I care? Disney can not make anything even semi-acceptable.
I can just source a free range copy from the internet and enjoy the burning house. It is so much fun with friends, maybe you should find some and try it.
@@yhormthemidget no analyzation necessary. You kind of put it all out there, didn't you? You couldn't lay off Star Wars if you tried. And you have. And you failed. That makes you just as much of a problem as anybody at disney. Copy and paste anything that I have written that's not true.
Star Wars ended with the celebration on Endor's moon as Luke looks toward Yoda, Obi Wan and Anakin as they look back in acknowledgement.
That's my Star Wars Trilogy.
Same thing mate
Not even Mando? At least the first 2 seasons
@@teekay1122while I like the two seasons it best ends with the complete saga in the return of the Jedi let it be the happy ending of Star Wars what’s come after should be left for interpretation.
@@jaieregilmore971 in my book I just take what I like, and add it to my head cannon.
@@teekay1122 Yeah that fair.
A good plot tells you all about the hero/heroine of the story. A bad plot tells you all about the writer.
Yep these writers are horrible , should have used the writers for obi and maybe the last movies I don't get it
And what if the "writer" grew up sympathizing and "identifying" with the "Villains" ?? What if they actually see the villains as the "Heroes" ??
I am an -ist and a -phobe and I’m extremely proud.
true
To paraphrase Bart Simpson "you can literally see the moment when his soul leaves his body"
Bro looks like he's ready to cry
He has a channel multi million subs and needs to swallow either covering something and just sucking it up without any love for it, quitting channel that makes him lots of money or switching content, its all very distasteful.
As a fan since I was 2 sitting on my dad's lap, yeah this all hurts, right in the childhood. Since this is all cannon it's retroactively rewriting and changing the stories we grew up with. So when we reminisce about the lessons we've learned it all leaves a bad taste, because now those lessons and stories are meaningless with the new shit that breaks it all in favor of their woke agenda they push.
Anakin's sacrifice and strength to become the father he was meant to be? Pointless, somehow Palpatine returned.
Luke being the literal embodiment of "Hope"? Nah he's a titty drinking exile who gives up in the end, then kills himself for absolutely no reason by overexerting himself.
Let's not talk about what they did to Obi-Wan..
Now we got the force, which Disney has been either slowly trying to turn it into something else, or they truly just don't get it.
Yes, these stories may be fiction, but the lessons of hope, being a good person, and facing evil with compassion and love are not. Star Wars was originally meant to teach young boys how to rise and be men, George said himself, now what are we teaching our young boys? To run and hide? Give up hope?
I know I didn't have to go this hard, but it doesn't matter what story they do it to, this should all scare us, this alteration of art, it's straight up Orwellian and they are doing it to everything.
@@subsume7904damn you ppl take these movies this serious my god…
@@ROGALLYWORLDyou act so surprised finding out people have emotional connections to things in life. Everything means something to everyone. Doesn’t mean they think the same as you do, or you think the same as they do. Star Wars means a lot to millions of people. Some people just love having something that takes them away from reality. I don’t even know why you’re here though cause any Star Wars fan would be able to understand and relate to what I just wrote.
@@Jjw338 did you just reply on your burner account? lol and you’re being overdramatic im one the biggest star wars fans there can be. 2000 hours in the old republic beat Kotor 1-2 multiple times beat fallen order watched clone wars watched rebels watched all d+ shows watched all movies. But saying “this hurts right in the childhood” is so overdramatic lol
$180 million budget PLUS $50 million pre-production. I imagine we'll find out in 12 months that this blew out to over $300 million.
Many of you mention George Lukas, but I think he knew exactly that this would happen, and he just does not give a dime. He knew Disney and the people working on these projects. If he had been protective, he would have been protecting Star Wars through appropriate legal precautions.
I've been a fan since '77 and i was ok for many years without new content. I'll be ok again. RIP.
Because you suck at being a fan?
I’m from 95 and I feel the same damn way… Star Wars should of never been sold to Disney and I doubt Disney will ever sell Star Wars in my lifetime so rip indeed 🪦 ⚰️ ☠️😭
Bros face in the end when he realises what we love is dying
And it's been dying for awhile now
Been dying since episode 7 haha nice everyone is finally catching up
It’s been in an unmarked grave covered in feces for a long time.
Dying? It's dead. Nobody gets excited when a new project drops
i already went through that phase. now all i have is apathy
Another week, another episode of space lesbians.
Seriously when will people realize this will never stop? DEI is killing franchises and we help kill it by supporting it just because of name brand.
All-female witches? Yeah that’d never happen in George Lucas’ Star Wars. *cough* Nightsisters
@@supremeleadersmeagol6345they reproduce with men. The tribes of men and women are just separated.
@@supremeleadersmeagol6345 Pretty sure the Night Sisters were considered unnatural and evil abhorrations to the Force. They also used males for slaves and breeding partners.
The Lesbolyte - created by Lesbye Deadland
You can tell he wants to say every bad word in the dictionary
It is hard to see something so beloved, dying. So slowly and painfully.
No.
@@achaudhari101okay i see you in every comment please be quiet JUST PLEASE BE FCKING QUIET this show keeps ruining anakins character its too boring and the idea of the force is bullshit in this series the fact your defending this shit proofs even fans are part of the problem
Self imposed suicide
It's been dead since TLJ , possibly since Force Awakens depending on who you ask.
@@MrMrTravman Yet we still care enough to watch, critique and comment….myself included. Hope that a miracle change with quality writing can occur, along with changes in Lucasfilm leadership.
I wish they would give you 180 million to do a Star Wars project dude , I would pay to see that brother
Amen, Theory and so many other Utubers, Fans know Star Wars.
Forbes went absolute scotched Earth on the episode. It was amazing.
To be fair, that writer for Forbes hates everything. And I mean everything.
They owe all of us Star Wars fans an apology!
Bro looks absolutely disgusted 😂 and I agree
The cult thought they striked gold with this one 😂
They struck gold alright. Fools gold.
Your face at the beginning…the face of someone who accidentally sees grandma naked lol
Imagine George had these budgets and tech back in the day
We'd be looking at the greatest piece of art of all time
Jedi: You eyes can deceive you, dont trust them.
Same Jedi in next scene: I saw her die with my own eyes...
Really?
And then he changes his mind. It’s pure trash. Poorly written, no understanding of Lucas’ vision and they don’t even try to hide their agenda.
@@williamhenderson1161 Its just dirty Politics, they do this so they can get founding from Elites that want to keep us focused on separation not Unity. They dont care about Star Wars, they never did. Same Witcher, Lotr.. I dont see race or gender of sexuality, but Red is Red and Blue is Blue.. Story is story because it has certain Identity and authenticity right?
The show made me appreciate Andor more!
The writer of Andor should write every SW show at this point
Andor slipped through the cracks. I can't believe the same studio produced both.
fuck this andor. disney cant sw
im just confused how all the other shows feel cheaper quality wise. andor with everything was super high quality. the budget for andor was 250 mill and this show is 180 mill. does the 70 mill difference really change the quality that much and if so why not just make the budget the same for everything lol. i also realized that dunes budget was 190 mill which is also crazy
Main reason why Andor season 2 is the only thing I am truly enthusiastic about Star Wars future. They have competent people working behind it and the available budget to make it stand out as season 1 did.
As a former Doctor Who fan, I feel your pain. We had 50+ years of lore overturned in one episode by a talentless hack who wanted to "leave his mark" on the series. So sad to see the same thing happening in Star Wars.
When Filoni told Leslye Headland "this is your story" I think he meant that like to say "I have nothing to do with this", like distancing himself from anything that was going to happen in this show
Filoni could have always asked to tweak the storyline. People need to stop giving Filoni a free pass.
That is NOT what he meant. Filonis wife is a staunch mega feminist just like headland. He's a cowtowing coward. So tired of filoni worship. Most of his ideas had to be improved by other writers and George himself. "Muh umbra arc" filoni wasn't the reason that was good either.
Filoni is just as much of a problem as Headland
Filoni is just as much a talentless hack as Headland
Filoni isn't near as good as folks want to think. He knew how to showrun cartoons, with cartoon pacing. He doesn't know how to showrun live action - putting aside the nostalgia-farming in Ahsoka, the narrative and acting were terrible - but the pacing/narrative would work for a cartoon. I don't know why but I think we subconsciously forgive cartoons being slightly unrealistic in ways we don't forgive live action. And he clearly doesn't know how to big-picture plan a cinematic/tv universe, because over half the shows are crap.
Note: Rogue One is a masterpiece. There, I said it…again.
It's ok... I think it does undercut Luke's accomplishment in New Hope - best part is Vader's closing rampage. I think it's the weakness of the other Disney films that makes it look more favorable by comparison.
@@genghispecan Opinions are cool.
It did nothing of the sort for Luke’s story arc. Rewatch.
Threw in numerous Easter eggs and cameos, too many to list here (hell yeah! Baba and Evazan).
Gave us hands down the best Droid in the universe. Yeah I said it, watch the supercut. Every line delivered by K2SO is absolute GOLD. Aesthetically amazing. First film to truly give us a more visceral martial arts/Jedi connection. Which in turn gave us the best fight scene against stormtroopers hands down!
Unflinching commitment to bleak the subject matter (so un-Disney like)…Spoiler Alert: all the characters you actually grow to care about (again, so un-Disney like), DIE. Even the droid “dies.” The film ends with an “atomic blast” of EPIC proportions.
And yes, you are right to point out the Vader scene. Hands down the absolute best Vader scene in any movie. That’s right. Rogue One took one of the most beloved characters and gave us the best scene imaginable. Once again, completely true to all the “lore.” That’s throughout the entire film.
So, by Disney-era standards…yeah, Masterpiece. I don’t rate the TV shows in the same category as the films. But Rogue absolutely destroyed anything they delivered in the last trilogy. Han aside (and that disrespectful death oh lord), that trilogy was total trash. So, imho, Disney has never made anything as true to the lore for fans than this. A little story about one of many battles leading up to the Great War that would be to follow.
Oh…also gave us the best AT-AT sequences imaginable. Yes, even better than Empire.
@neomatrix6160 agreed. A very well done star wars film. Didn't quite feel the same as the rest, but very well done nonetheless
@@neomatrix6160 Nailed it. The coordination of the war aspects was untouchable. The final battle was a depressingly beautiful contrast to that paradise planet. The only thing I wasn't really OK with was the ramming ship. It seemed implausible, but at least there was precedent for it taken from the EU. The destruction of Jedda was super dark. Tonally that is what Star Wars needs to be. It's not a fun cartoon. It's about witnessing serious moral challenges against a dark backdrop of authoritarianism. Woke children can't write that script.
The only way the sequels would have worked would have been to show the slippage of the New Republic into an authoritarian behemoth and returning to the oppressive apathy of the Old Republic and its bloated bureaucracy. Digging the Imps back up was a narrative cop out. The enemy is the tax man stealing local coffers to pay for a war machine to fight no one. Force use doesn't matter much anymore unless it's to save someone from a workplace injury or to stop crazy criminals.
It's OK. But it's no masterpiece. You just lack perspective because all othet Disney SW is utter putrid vomit.
I was wrong about givin one more chance to this thing now called Star Wars
I was just trying to hang on til Andor 2... at least the bad batch went out with a pretty good season. Watching Echo going all arc trooper solo on the ship to get Omega was AWESOME!
We went from this man crying at the end of Mando S2 to this reaction. You can no longer call it a conspiracy that they are purposefully burning it to the ground.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t the Jedi have been more sceptical about training the sisters, not just because of thier age, but also because of all the attachments they have toward each other, and thier mother? When anakin was introduced to the Jedi he had a large attachment towards his mother and the Jedi were sceptical, but when these sisters have attachments the Jedi there seem to not mention it
Possibly, but you can definitely tell that Sol is much more connected to his emotions than the other Jedi. Plus, I think their goal visiting and spying on the coven wasn't primary to train the kids. They mentioned a republic law about not being allowed to train children, and seemed they were already suspicious of the coven for other unknown reasons. So this could be that they want to stop a group that is training children in the force, and really pushing their jurisdiction (they mentioned the planet wasn't part of the republic). I can only assume that Osha was only trained because Sol demanded it, and otherwise they would've just given the kids a new home away from the witches.
Well, to compare to Anakin, they sre still on "Tatooine" so how exactly is the Jedi Council supposed to say anything when they haven't reported to them yet?
@@colerosenbalm4 I’m talking about those four Jedi. Not the council, this 4 Jedi did not seem to care about the attachments of the sisters
You're right in terms of the prequels. I feel like if this show had been done well they could have explained a difference in ideology that could have been possible during the High Republic that changed by the time of Anakin's arrival at the temple. They're more concerned with checking inclusivity boxes than making a coherent palatable story.
Don’t ask questions. Just consume product and get excited for next product.
You know it’s not the Force that disturbs you so much. It’s the screwdriver
“The Force…I do not think it means what you think it means Lucasfilm”
~Jedi Master Inigo Montoya
You say they create a new way of explaining the force.
But as far as I can remember in the extended universe Dathomir Magic users often referred to what they did as pulling on the threads of fate
chris gore tried to warn everyone.
This mockery is worse than putting a beard on Barbie. Eric Cartman was right, it’s literally all they care about.
Palpatine: Have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
*Me: No. But have you heard of the tragedy of…Weird Tattoo-Head Lady? I heard she can create life long before Darth Plagueis.*
They need to hire true fans.
Twice the budget, double the fall
The hilarious ritual scene.. we can consider it as dancing on star wars grave lol
I turned it off 15 mins in and put on Revenge of the Sith
Hahahaha...Revenge of the Sith has great moments, but it also has a lot of trash moments, to be honest. Hayden's portrayal of Anakin is pretty awful and whiny at times, and some of the writing is garbage. Thank God The Clone Wars made it so much better. The film really doesn't stand alone well without the animated series, in my opinion.
@@bgibel damn sucks for you. Enjoy Disney Star Wars. I'll continue watching the real stuff 😆
@@bgibeli think Anakin was supposed to be a bit whiny. He hated sand, hated not being a master, hated sand people
This and Mando S2 Finale Reaction. Night and day. It's obvious what or who the problem is
This is the end for you my master.