SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair : Object Class - Euclid : Teleportation SCP
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2018
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Item #: SCP-1609
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1609 is contained at Storage Site-08 due to the difficulty of transporting it from that location. SCP-1609 is to be contained in a specially-designed enclosure at that site, within a flower bed in which a range of aesthetically-pleasing flowers and plants are to be cultivated. It is to be used as mulch within this flowerbed. The flower bed is to be tended regularly, and all visitors to the enclosure must remark on the beauty of the flowerbed, with particular emphasis on the quality of the mulch.
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GOC: We did it to protect the world
The Foundation: You messed up a perfectly good chair, is what you did. Now look at it, it's mulch with anxiety
So true.
If the Chaos Insurgency is the Foundation's "evil twin", the GOC is probably its retarded, backwards cousin.
This. This is a perfect comment if I ever did see one.
It's a fine mulch though, some of the best I've ever seen.
@@TheAdarkerglow Definitely, the flowers growing in it are the most beautiful I've ever seen.
@@MagnusTheBlue At least the GOI, rather destroy these things than SCP which send humans to become their experiment subjects and be killed all the time.
That's a fine ass flowerbed.
Joshua Lay Real quality mulch.
Damn, those are some fine flowers.
Mike Benedetto I know it's against protocol to fall in love with a SCIP, but have you seen 1609's petunias?!
And the mulch is just beautiful
10/10 would see again, please don’t teleport to my lungs now
so, the GOC put a sentient chair through a wood chipper and gave it ptsd?
The GOC aren't very smart
It is more like they kicked a dog. Now it bites you if you freak it out
Goc is probably what I would of joined if I had to pick between them and the foundation I personally do think that most of these objects need to be destroyed at all cost though any means keeping them locked up like the foundation does is quite dangerous imagine how many people could be working on a way to destroy SCP-682 If they weren’t researching or guarding SCPs they could put a bullet in and be done with
Tristan Gregory
682 is too hard for humanity to kill, if you've read the files closely. It's best to preserve all of these dangerous anomalies in their present state rather than taking guesses and risk killing everyone. The Foundation might be assholes but they're keeping everyone else alive.
Tristan Gregory The advantage of keeping anomolous object or creature alive is you can utilize them for future purpose, like termination of hostile SCP or containment of other SCP.
I've never felt sorry for a chair before , but now...
I feel sorry for a chair every time I am farting on a one
it needs some time with 999
Yah honestly i think this is the best ecample on why you shouldn't just destroy anomalies. You dont know if there would be unintended consequences
If I was to do anything I would love to try and glue it back together
@@VincentMothling had an idea that i might be able to put itself back together. If it can teliport a single fragment into someone lungs, it might be able to rearrange and rebuild itself.
GOC employee: God my legs hurt I wish I could sit
SCP-1609: c:
GOC employee: BRING OUT THE FLAMETHROWER BOYS
SCP-1609: :c
Scp 1609: >:C
This comment section explain the whole video perfectly
Woodchipper*
@@rustyshackleford1910 it wasn't a mistake. You can't correct an intentional misdirection. We call it embarrassing yourself
I always liked this one and the Idea behind it - a perfectly harmless and Safe SCP, that became potentially lethal, because someone wanted to destroy it for no good Reason and without understanding it. As the last Addendum says - that's why the Foundation contains anomalous Items and tries to understand, how they work.
Yeah, this is a very good article - it has a point beyond "oh sp00ky monster".
Manti Core Well SCP employees sometimes fucked up too. Like when one of the researcher decided to destroy a peaceful ghost's house hoping to neutralise it but it ended up infuriating the ghost and turning her into vengeful murderous ghost.
Kos 291 Yes, but those are single Employees making such bad Decisions, not the whole Foundation itself.
While on the other Hand, the GOC's only way of Dealing with anomalous Objects is Destroying them. They didn't even think about, if it was necessary, they were - as an Organisation, not as a single Person - trying to destroy that Chair for the only Reason that it was anomalous.
To me, there's a huge Difference between individual Poeple of an Group or Organization acting in a specific Way, that doesn't necessarily represent the Groups/Organizations Principle; and the Core Principle of that Group/Organization being centered around a faulty Idea.
Yes it killed three Poeple. *After* the GOC tried to destroy it for the sole reason, that it could teleport to you, if you felt the need to sit down. It was Safe before the GOC had it's hands on it.
Basic Survival Instincts, a living Being - even a sentient Chair - will defend itself, if it is in Danger. That's like trying to beat a Dog to Death and then complaining about, that the Dog bit you back.
Also, what exactly is reasonable about throwing a Chair into a Woodchipper, that teleports to you, if need to sit down?
So um, what scp is that, the ine where the ghost gets her house burned down? It sounds good
This poor chair was turned into chipping and mulch. It’s traumatized, the poor chair just wanted to be a helpful, convenient chair. I honestly wouldn’t bat an eye much if it popped up out of nowhere around me, but ah, goddamn it GOC. This is why we can’t have nice things.
This SCP, pre-cippher, was the most convenient chair ever made. Puts all others to shame
I wouldn't complain if it showed up just to be helpful, would I be confused about it? Yeah but still. Poor thing.... it did not deserve that. It just wanted to help people :(
I would have more issue with the shape, you know having a head and all, then the random appearance.
i'd be a bit spooked but once i figured out what it was i'd happily be around it!
GOC: Throws "weird" chairs into wood-chippers
The Foundation: Throws captured civilians into "weird" wood-chippers
D class stands for, "deserves it, probably."
@@Levyathyn I feel like 9/10ths of the time a d-class gets backstory it's to explain they are a rapist or nazi or something. So yeah, absolutely. Lol
LOL I just found out about the pinata SCP
@@tilly4273 "deserves it, absolutely"
@@tilly4273 I feel like they wouldn’t have enough D class if that was the case.
So, it's an SCP with PTSD. That's very interesting.
SCPTSD
We need to find all SCPTSD's and give them hugs
Enthused Norseman LOL PTSD GOOD ONE....
Jazzy Drawz what about shy guy..?
Aah scptsd that's a nice one there
I agree. If the SCP class isn't keter, let it be. If it's euclid, do as instructed and be wary.
If it's SAFE? Don't. Fukkin. Attack it. Treat it like a child. With care and affection.
Though to be honest, given the ease with which this thing could breach containment, it was always Euclid. It's honestly better described as Keter now, though that would probably hurt its feelings.
Right. Safe, Euclid, and Keter are really more about how easy the thing is to keep secure than how dangerous it actually is. You could, theoretically, have a giant dragon classified as Safe regardless of how much damage it could cause if its never been violent and it willingly stays contained as long as everyone treats it like a good doggo.
@@Bladezeromus I think its more on their potential. For example too spooky is a harmless being that spooks people for a laugh. However, it has unknown transformation potential, with a goal to causr fear. It is classified as keter because if it got the knowledge of what actually causes fear it would be disastrous.
@@Not_Lilly42
Well, yes. That goes back to containment. It's keter because it has potentially unlimited transformation abilities and were it to learn of a form that caused mass fear that was impossible or incredibly difficult to contain it'd be a problem. They are less concerned by it turning into a monster like a xenomorph or something and more concerned that it could mimic a being like Freddy Kruger or a ghost.
some safes are dangerous. the knife that prevents action against the welder.
Foundation finding the chair: "Look how they massacred my boy..."
I have great sympathy for this SCP, it just wanted to make the world a better place, and wanted everyone to relax, then it was abused and hurt and it became afraid, SCP-1609 is a great example of how someone good can be changed and broken by something horrible. I hope 1609 is happy and that I hope it knows that it's the best god damn mulch in the world.
UA-cam's Plague Doctor Damn straight. Traumatized it is, but the chair lives on as the greatest mulch this world has seen to exist, bringing fashion and style to plants across the globe.
UA-cam's Plague Doctor yes, it happened to me. Then I became an SCP
THE BEST MULCH!!!!!
To be honest it's shit mulch, but he's doing his best.
The mulch is so amazingly useful and I absolutely love it! I hope SCP 1609 knows that I want to hug it everyday due to the torment it went through and the PTSD it now has.
I am dying laughing over here. Right when Miller says “the SPC reacts violently to phrases such as...” an ad hit saying “How do you know your mattress is garbage?” Lmao why does the SPC hate purple mattresses? WHAT DID THEY DO!?
Allen S.
SPC?
Shark Punching Center?
SansTheGamer because they are flat purple sharks, and are in fact garbage
I got an ad at the same spot except it was for firehouse subs
S
This is amazing
this scp is the victim in this story....
The GOC are idiots yes they're intentions are good but they just jump to the conclusion Of "its an unknown thing! Lets destroy it beacause its unkown and for no reason"
Except for when it kills people for not commenting on its flower bed
@@Jannfndnanakid I assume that's just to let it know how nice its containment site is, so it feels more encouraged to come back to it.
gravelad dude but then again it attempted to help someone so they in turn tosed the chair into a mulcher destroying it violently it’s cares that it’s purpose is relaxing and lashes out
Well it and any poor SCP Personel that happen to remind it of GOC agents.
She protecc
She fast
But most importantly
She want you to relacc
And if you're a GOC member, have fun breathing woodchips.
this makes no sense
I swear the GOC is going to set off some XK or ZK class scenario at this rate.
Bunch of jackasses.
"Oh, whoops. You know the threat entity designated 'The Flesh that Hates' by the butterfucks at SCP foundation? We accidentally read the unofficial 'The Flesh that Mates' before we could get our hands on the real description of said entity. Well, due to the misunderstanding, we henceforth assumed that said threat entity just wanted some luvin' to be neutralized, so we provided the infected area with a surplus of sexual parafinalia. Due to an unforeseen property of said entity, a new event has triggered in greater range. We do not take responsibility for the gigantic fleshy penises emerging from the ground at various locations in northern Asia, for we have been purposefully mislead by the SCP foundation. So it's not our problem, let those SCP skinny dicks figure that out. Be right back, gotta blow up another reality-bending entity."
@ Cthuloso “Well, lucky for the rest of humanity, the ‘skinny dick eggheads’ kind of assumed you would learn about this particular SCP and have no self control, so we have containment procedures ready to go. Unfortunately for reasons we KNOW you aren’t patient enough to listen to, the containment procedures involve throwing whatever GOC morons who were involved in this asinine plan into the pile of anomalous dicks to calm them down. To those of you with families or, god forbid, children, don’t worry, they’re better off without you.”
@@cthuloso Most of those anomalies CAN'T even be destroyed which is why the SCP foundation doesn't do it and you would know that if you actually knew anything about them. If they do destroy a dangerous SCP it's after they researched it and learned the proper, most safest and effective way to neutralize it unlike the GOC who can't be bothered to figure things out but rather just mindlessly destroy first. Most these things can't be destroyed so you SECURE AND CONTAIN THEM.
@@ShadowofLegacy dude, it's a joke. I was making a joke about the GOC.
My goodness would you look at that beautiful flowerbed! The mulch is simply gorgeous
*SCP-1609: *Happy mulch noises**
Nah I hat...
*gargling noises as my lungs are shredded*
such lovely flowers! the mulch must be so high quality to procure such beauties
Containment is as much to protect the entities as it is to protect us.
Tell that too 682
SHATMYSHORTS the shat
That is an example of the Foundation protecting us.
Wait, you're telling me the Builder Bear, Hard-To-Kill Reptile, Yule Man, Shy Guy, Old Man, and all the other fucking horrific monsters are protected?
@@gigachadcooper7381 the yule man is uncontained
We secure you.
We contain you.
We protect you.
- O5-5
I actually feel sorry for this SCP. All it wanted to do was give people a comfy chair to sit on :(
@A nerd From space Come to daddy.
Would literally want to keep it around as my best friend teleporting sittin' chair, we'd do everything together, play video games, go out to eat, take a nap... but now look what the GOC has done.
An scp that now has PTSD
Honestly I'd love this scp, I feel like I always need a place to sit becauss my back is so strained from moving servers.
We'd go outside when I need to smoke, come inside when I need a place to sit, I'd make sure to keep them nice and clean, it'd be great.
reminds me much of SCP-2785, a friendly robot that has to undergo metamorphasis every year because it's only desire is to help humanity and feels threatened by advancing technology.
Love how the SCP just showed up
I think it's amazing how different this SCP is from the others although it's just a sentient teleporting chair
Jazzy Drawz was
It's now a was
This makes me kind of sad.
I like how they just excepted the fact that it knew where they where and decided to go there. If that happened, I would be a little more creeped out than usual because that mean that an unkown SCP can just pop up out of nowhere and chill in the facility until found.
Ray Nightshade “hark! Someone needs a chair!”
I swear I'm drunk every time I watch one of your videos and I'm convinced this is the only way to watch them
Same but im high as a kite
familiar bike ride home on a cold clear night. creeped out by everything i see. a good way to watch these videos, but you do you
A chair with PTSD? I guess flowers make it a happy chair! I know it would make me happy.
Do I spy a hetaila fan? 🥺✨
@@TheSonWhoCums6669 Then you spy correctly. Lol
@@matthewwilliams6677 Yay! I love hetaila!
Oh my god, I love this SCP and everything it stands for. Really one of my favorites on the wiki.
Stalking even more Prey! How dare you,
Fn Strikes I get the feeling I’m being followed...
Follow? The only thing that will follow you, are your Followers.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy
Yeah I mean I can understand why it acts the way that it does, I think it would be even happier if the foundation tried to repair it but I don’t think they’re gonna do that.
Wow, didn't think I'd feel sorry for a chair before. Poor thing. Nobody deserves death by woodchipper.
Meanwhile the Serpent's hands was like "Not all of them worth containing though" remember when they break into an SCP site and destroy a certain SCP and left a note "You will thank us later"
The Genesis tape?
destroying the genesis tape was incredibly stupid...that thing had great potential...it was only dangerous through prolonged exposure but about 2 minutes of exposure would practically fully cure anyone of anything...wether there were any negative side effects afterward never got to be tested since it was destroyed before such experiments could be carried out....that genesis tape could potentially revive entire dead ecosystems...turn deserts and wastelands into lush forests....and they destroyed it...yeah...thanks a lot
@@noone-pf5zq no that was a good move actually. Thing is, there's actually a reality hopper SCP and this poor guy can't really control that ability. One of the places he went to was one where that music was allowed to be spread and engulf the world till humans died out and only freakish plant beings remain.
@@CodeRed99911
That's no plant, that's a Cordyceps fungus.
@@Aereto oh--i thought code was talking about the place where the plants were sentient
At first when you hear that when you enter the room you have to compliment the flowerbed with emphasis on the mulch you feel it's a bit odd, but when you hear the entire story...
It's so sad and sweet at the same time and I did not expect feels at all.
And that flowerbed is really gorgeous, that's gotta be like, the best mulch in the world.
I know this is an old video. But I always come back to this one. I'm a trauma survivor with CPTSD. This one always hits so close to home, and the emotion that's in this video as well as the respect given to it, just gets to me every time. It's soothing. It makes me feel like I'm not alone. I want to be friends with this chair and let it know it's the best mulch there ever would be.
Hey... thats where my chair has gone... I was standing for years straight waiting for it...
GOC: WE DID IT TO SAVE THE WORLD!
Me: you gave a chair PTSD, numbnuts. HOW DOES THAT SAVE ANYONE!?!
By giving it PTSD so it will be too afraid to do anything or it decided to just died. (I guess this is their response.)
@@taegamerth2044 but it became more dangerous when they gave it ptsd
@@ingavarh I know. But I just give the response GOC 'likely' to response
Man I always loved the organization names in the SCP universe, Global Occult Coalition sounds so cool. Great read as always Volgun.
Are we cool yet?
There’s a branch of the Sarkist Cults named *The Choir Of Silence*, that’s an awesome name
Serpants hand, its also a synonim for *[REDACTED]*
Whoever created some of the GOI all deserve medals, because shit just sounds cool as hell and really unique. I mean, Chaos Insurgency? Now that’s some neat ass shit worth reading just because the name peaks your interest. Waiting for someone to create a GOI that’s literally just a backup SCPF that also contains stuff. Possibly a Corporation or Inc.
Not referencing Lobotomy Corporation, of course.
Right there's some god damn nice mulch
It's good mulch, 11/10, would sit down and have a nice picnic on it.
Commissar Aquila
Very good mulch, and the flowers it grows are absolutely beautiful.
Quite the Quality. I'd put that in my mother's garden
this is extremely good quality mulch that will not kill me because there is nothing around to agitate it like wood chippers or-
SHIT WAIT WAIT AHHH- *dies*
The mulch really makes the flower look nice. I am happier because of this wonderful mulch.
It's telling that even the GOC thought the guys who did that to it were assholes...I mean granted they feel that way because those dudes were SUPPOSED to set it on fire, but still.
"This is why we have *Special Containment Procedures!* "
XD
Then why is the foundation throwing in little kids no actually I think it's a babies to the pinata SCP?
@@shereehi5539 what scp was it
@@gottfried1610 SCP-956
_"...which was given the temporary designation of E-622."_
That nearly caught my attention for a second there.
OWO
SCP-1609 had a female form, Dr. Clef used to work for the G.O.C. as "the Ukulele Man" Clef's probably the reason it knew how to get to the Foundation, due to his "unusual" way with female entities
........ he's very good at sex?
His own Scp number is pending.
because it might just be 001
SCP-239 is my girl. She makes life awesome. Scary and fatal, but awesome.
Did she have boobs?
I read somewhere that the GOC actually had several other chairs like it and the others were successfully destroyed in an incinerator with no anomalous activities displayed with the ashes. However when it came to 1609's turn, the incinerator broke down and destruction had to be halted until it was repaired. Now the higher ups ordered that no one touch 1609 until so but some rogue agents decided to throw it in a wood chipper for some reason.
Brilliant SCP. This is an example as to why the GOI is so mislead, even if their motive is clear and possibly reasonable, they need to go down. Destroy, destroy, destroy does not resolve everything.
BLONIC- ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL Well, they still useful in stopping aggressive anomolous things/creatures though. Like when they stopped a kaiju from attacking Three Portlands hub with a thaumaturgical cannon
GOC
Global occult collation ❤️
Tristan Gregory I mean GOI still works if it stands for group of interest
Destroy some things
Not all things
Especially the chair
I hope it knows it's the best mulch in this existence
Such a beautiful flowerbed. I love the mulch especially. It looks like the finest mulch that could ever be used for such a gorgeous display. Without it, these plants would still be lovely in appearance, but not thriving as they are now. :)
SCP-1609: Clef is such a nice guy. He’s probably my favorite friend always complementing me. I feel like I’m making the world a better place.
Clef: it doesn’t know does it.
Bright: Nah don’t tell it.
LOL
Lol. An awesome teleporting chair that was needlessly chipped up! Now its a moody, sensitive yet deadly teleporting mulch! Good God! I do so love SCPs! Lol
Jerm J. It’s really well made!
THE BEST MULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-from scp 1609
Excellent. How about something classified Safe like SCP 458 - The Never Ending Pizza Box.
Okay, now I have to check this out.... Mmmmm, pizza.
Gravity Falls anyone?
It’s Pizza Is So Good Its U N R E A L
They should do it with the scp 420J voice
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
I'm just imagining people walking into it's room like "Those are some nice flowers, but dat mulch be SLAYIN, yaaaaaas"
170+ likes. 0 dislikes.
Great SCP, read by great voice.
You jinxed it.
GigawingsVideo dang
mrcomp dislikes are from the scaredy cats
14 GOC operatives disliked this
mrcomp Heavy: *BIRD* !!!
SCP-1609: *teleports behind you*
"Nothing personnel, kid"
Put the remains into a new wood paste, make new wood and use it to make a new chair. Make sure it's done entirely manually and by hand with no motor-based tools, and bam new chair. Also make sure to comment on how nice the wood paste and the chair look as you make them.
A year late but a beutiful idea. The thing is that would take... forever... and also... i don't know if the foundation has people with that skill who are free to work on a chair...
The GOC: we saved the world
The foundation: why did you do that you made something dangerous the chair just goes behind you if you want to sit
This is the first SCP to introduce the idea of GOI to me. It gives a (slightly heavy handed) reason as to why the Foundation acts this way and introduces the reader to the concept and motive of one of the many other anomalous dealing organisations out there.
I like how this and other articles can trigger debate on how to ethically handle when faced with such situations and objects, though they may not be in my personal top 10.
Whoa, now I get why they don't try to smash dangerous euclids like 173. They are afraid of making em worse. And I can see why. Imgine what 173 could do if smashed into pieces. You practicaly would find a hole in yourself every time you blink.
Or even worse, the pieces of 173 will sorround you în a 360 degree fashion
@@anduro7448 Or each individual piece would need to be under 24/7 surveillance to ensure that not even one piece breaks containment, as they might all still behave in the same fashion as the complete statue. It would essentially be splitting SCP-173 into a bunch of smaller, less noticeable versions of itself.
this ex-chair
hates the sound of motors
hates people in formal clothing
hates the mention of the GOC
hates any form of techno talk
and with the context that it was formerly a really kind chair that literally gave you a nice seat to sit on, that was tossed into a _WOOD CHIPPER_
I... kinda feel bad for it... it is an SCP that's litterally dealing with trauma
First feeling sad about a cardboard box with paper dragons inside, and now feeling sorry about a fucking chair?
This is a great scp and honestly I feel bad for it, and if i could i'd try to put it back into its chair shape again. But sadly I know I cant. This scp didnt deserve being destroyed by the G.O.C. It was just a nice chair wanting to help people who wanted to sit down, and instead of studying it first, they just threw it into a woodchipper. Karma hit them back though thankfully, and it is safe now in the SCP-foundation.
This really shows an actual good side of the foundation, showing that they wouldnt kill an scp on sight. And while I know other scps say otherwise, the foundation still does try to do good, even if its under bad demeanor.
In short, the motto is: Secure, Contain, Protect. Not "Destroy, destroy, destroy."
This is why they need an SCP that can create any anomalous object without the randomness of that pile o' gears labelled 914. Not completely original, but don't worry, *i will make sure it helps 1609*
@@addust i would try to get as many parts as possible to teleport into 914 then 1:1 the chair, it's worth a shot, for the mold, i would punch in "scp 500 for furniture" into 294, that should fix it!
Foundation: **study and maintain the state of anomalies**
GOC: **BONGO CAT DAT NUKE BUTTON BOIS**
Hey, it's one of my suggestions! I love this SCP, and I'm glad to see it on the channel
Yeah man, I don't call you my "Archive Curator" for nothing! - thanks for all your help!
TheVolgun Always glad to help.
The GOC is sometimes considered by fans to be "More efficient and Ethical" than the Foundation.
This is the ultimate example of why they are not.
There were 5 other chairs and they were terminated
"Damn son that´s a damn fine flowerbed you got there, oh my"
- 1609 liked that
I never thought I’d have so many emotions for a chair.
That's a really tragic and beautiful scp.
This one kinda makes me sad and happy at the same time. Sad that the chair was destroyed, happy she found another purpose.
That's some good quality mulch!
Damn straight!
So unique, most SCP aren't detailed this much. I absolutely love this SCP.
I'm very proud of this SCP and its flowerbed! It's doing a great job, the mulch is fantastic
those flowers are beautiful, and smell lovely!
(Edit) That mulch is very nice too!, it is very helpful for these plants, and it's color is very pleasing!
SCP-1730 is also a good case study for the extremes that may occur when one has a mindset of "destroy all anomalies". What a nightmare scenario things can be when you confuse the meaning of SCP with Destroy, Decimate, Demoralize. IF that was the goal, it would be D3.
Guard: "Could you pleeeaase return to your containment? "
Scp-1609: * slithers outside *
Guard: ".. Well shit"
granted, it was significant more difficult to contain before its damage
and while it was harmless
it would still release information about odd objects if it got out
odds are in its original form not even the foundation would be able to contain it
It just wanted protection...
I WANT TO HUG A CHAIR
That story was really something special, i absolutely loved the character in that voice. Well done.
Poor thing :(
Never thought I'd feel bad for an scp
Especially a chair
1609 is just the tip of the iceberg for woobie SCPs. There's 085, 191 and 1793, just to name a few.
@@TBTabby IAM-191, 191-ISA, 600-DMA and CHI-930.
I would die for this helpful teleporting chair.
Great reading! This scip and 1522 make me really hate the G.O.C.
DILLIGAF isn’t that the one where they randomly sink the two whale-ship hybrids?
will kenny Two sentient boats that played with whales. Check out Eastside's reading.
DILLIGAF No, I’ve read it. I said whale-boat hybrid because they were boats that acted like whales.
DILLIGAF er, I mean ships
Poor boats
What a beautiful flowerbed! The mulch is such high quality, ten out of ten!
I love this SPC. A truly good supernatural item. GOC are jerks. The chair only wanted to help people. I hope it will be ok someday.
Processed wood rot longer, but it's probably going to be neutralized after 100 years or less since it was used as mulch for plants, rotting it faster.
GigawingsVideo We all have to go sometime.
SHARK PUNCHING CENTER
GO PUNCH YOURSELF SOME SHARKS
There were 6 chairs
I guarantee that this SCP spent most of its time in malls and clothe stores
SCP-1609: Oh hey need a comfy seat? ^^
GOC: EVIL LET'S GIVE IT PTSD
Whoever wrote this must have been high
“What if a chair had PTSD” is all I can imagine right now
This is another great SCP, a favorite of mine now, because it essentially explains why there's so much focus on containment over destruction. Why even when it seems like it's so much more trouble to contain rather than destroy an SCP, there's still the focus on containing it.
This is a perfect example as to why the Foundation exists, even if there are a some people in it that we would deem "evil" for good reason. Of course, certain highly hostile scps such as SCP-173 should simply be neutralized if there isn't any feasible way of studying it. Otherwise it's a containment breach just waiting to happen.
Goddammit, am I really shedding tears over a fictional chair!?
"That's why The SCP is right, and the GOC is wrong"
Broadcasting to you from Site 13
WHaT HaPpENeD tO sIte 13?
Hah, "Threat entity". It's not a threa- *begins choking*
If I was in charge of the SCP Foundation a study of the history of this item would be required reading for all new personnel. "This is why we don't try to destroy these items."
Also make SCP-1337 required reading as well.
There is an exception to this rule. I don't what it is. It is unknown to me. I know it isn't a sphere.
Honda Civic owner: *revs his engine at 3 am*
SCP-1609: *Fortunate Son starts playing*
Man, that is some FABULOUS mulch. I wish I could get mulch that nice.
Imagine being so scary, that you gave a supernatural piece of furniture PTSD
Would love to have a story or article about the GOC or the Foundation interacting with other groups of interest
I want to see the story between Anderson Robotics and SCP Foundation
Hmm...That chair...
BUT CAN IT DO THIS! \____
😮
Well... not anymore
One of my favorite scp’s and one of my favorite readings of it, the voice acting in this is so well done.
to me the lesson is this :UNDERSTAND BEFORE YOU GO SMASHY SMASHY, otherwise you might get smashy back
Only the SCP universe could make me feel so bad for a _chair_
Its a good chair, the bestest chair and damn the GOC, they fucked up a perfectly good chair. >:(
SCP-1425. Do it, please, we must spread the word.
Fliits
10/10 book, would worship Stars again
These SCP readings deserve SO much more attention, i listen to these on an almost daily basis.
Keep making masterpieces TheVolgun!
GOC: Doing what humanity does best; Needlessly killing things since 1662.
Well it's certainly not a good idea to try to destroy them haphazardly, and for no reason, that's for sure.
“SCP-1609 represents a perfect example of the flaws inherent in the operating procedure of the [Global Occult Coalition], and serves as a cautionary tale for any members of the Foundation who disagree with our practices containing dangerous objects.
Prior to the GOC getting their hands on this, it was perfectly harmless. A chair which teleports to you when you need a seat is normal compared to most of the stuff that we deal with on a regular basis. When they put it through a woodchipper, it got hurt, scared, and angry, so it lashed out at them. By trying to ‘PrOtEcT tHe WoRlD’ by destroying it, they inadvertently made the situation a whole lot worse. SCP-1609 went from harmless to deadly in the space of a few minutes because of the GOC, and we had to clean up the mess.
Thankfully, SCP-1609 is pretty simple for us to deal with. So long as we don’t do anything stupid around it, it won’t fight back and it won’t try to leave. Even if it does, it usually comes back. I think I’ve worked out why. It came to us because it was afraid of the people who hurt it. That’s why it always comes back. It’s afraid of the rest of the world now, and it’s looking to us for protection.
This is why we have Special CONTAINMENT Procedures instead of Special DESTRUCTION Procedures. If you break something, it’s broken forever. When you try to destroy an anomaly, you can’t take back your mistakes. That’s what SCP-1609 has to tell us. This is why we’re right and the GOC is wrong, people.”
-Dr Sievert (1609’s original file)
SCP Doctor: We can't treat living things with such cruelty without negative repercussions!
* turns off recording and exposes eight D-Class to an object that shreds living things *
Nails aren't usually made of steel, steel tends to be brittle, and when it breaks, shatter, while iron might be softer, but tends to deform instead of breaking.
The foundation might be messed up. However, it’s messed up with a purpose.
Secure.
Contain.
Protect.
"you've ruined a perfectly good chair! Look at it, it's got anxiety now!"
I can get back at Sievert on this one. This chair was one of six entities created by an anomaly creator called the carpenter. the other entities created by the carpenter were harmful, with 1608 being the acception. The other ones were successfully terminated via incinerator. They tossed 1608 in the wood chipper to terminate it too, but due to its properties it didn’t fully get destroyed.
GOC: throws a random chair into wood chipper
SCP1609: internally screaming
GOC:
GOC: y'all hear sumthin?