SCP-1936 - Daleport 🐙 : Object Class - Euclid : Extradimensional SCP

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  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2018
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    Item #: SCP-1936
    Object Class: Euclid
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1936 is to be contained behind a two meter electrical fence, which is to be patrolled by security elements. The area contained is roughly circular, 1km in diameter. Security cameras are to be installed to cover areas not currently being patrolled. Expeditions into SCP-1936 are to be escorted by an armed element as specified by Area-37's Security Director. Personnel are not to enter spatially anomalous locations without specific authorization, with the conditions of such authorization dependent on recent anomalous activity within SCP-1936.
    Area-37 is to be set-up on the outskirts of the town to support these operations and to provide facilities for the initial testing and classification of objects recovered from SCP-1936. Once classified, these objects are to be sent to the appropriate Site for long-term storage and study.
    Dead biological samples recovered from SCP-1936 are to be kept under strict quarantine and taken to Area-37. Summary incineration may be performed if the samples are deemed hazardous. In the event that any live biological samples are found in SCP-1936, investigating personnel are to remove themselves from the area and Mobile Task Force Zeta-29 (“Mad Mountaineers”) are to be sent in to recover and bring it into containment.
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  • @isoantti
    @isoantti 6 років тому +4725

    The battle raged on for a century;
    Many lives were claimed but eventually;
    The champion stood, the rest saw it better;
    Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 6 років тому +231

      The ultimate battle... of ultimate destiny...

    • @maxducks2001
      @maxducks2001 6 років тому +277

      And as he looked at his bloodstained hands, he smiled, his eyes wide, as he looked at you and I and weakly sang: "Won't...you be...my neighbor?"

    • @skeletheman8256
      @skeletheman8256 6 років тому +110

      THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!!!

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand 6 років тому +5

      von Topi STOP

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand 6 років тому +8

      Max Ducks *STOP*

  • @sho9078
    @sho9078 4 роки тому +3009

    I wasn’t paying attention for a second then all of a sudden I hear “20 goats stuck together making a goat ball spin around and around all the way to goat hell”

    • @overthinker5805
      @overthinker5805 4 роки тому +279

      Shredded cabbage of misfortune will destroy those opposed to their vegetable monarchy

    • @OKadenVT
      @OKadenVT 4 роки тому +32

      oh god same

    • @Thomo2207
      @Thomo2207 4 роки тому +95

      I believe it’s a reference to the Goat Simulator game, and one event you can trigger in it, just like the reference to Sheogorath and his Kingdom of Two Faces (Mania/Dementia of the Shivering Isles).

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 4 роки тому +19

      Sounds like they're flavoring it with contemporary allusions in order to not sound like a complete mash-up of retarded sounding Lovecraft BS. Which is right down the street from fat girl Dr Who fandom. The further away you can get from that shit, the better.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 роки тому +12

      That came out of nowhere.

  • @Vicius2004
    @Vicius2004 5 років тому +1787

    The true anomaly of this SCP is how they managed to fit that much writing on the back of the cover of a charred book.

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 3 роки тому +133

      The books obviously an SCP aswell. Spacial anomaly. Lol.

    • @ncrranger9154
      @ncrranger9154 3 роки тому +78

      microscopic font size

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 3 роки тому +11

      It is less text than a single page, not hard to write into the cover of a book, even with my terrible handwriting.

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 2 роки тому +8

      Miniaturized writers with a pallet’s worth of miniaturized Sharpie’s.

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 2 роки тому +15

      The book just so happened to be the same height and width of an adult human.

  • @AgarthianTrapstar
    @AgarthianTrapstar 6 років тому +4591

    So a cult summons a bunch of elder gods into a new england town for a WWE royal rumble match? AND Sheogorath is there?

  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 6 років тому +4701

    We weren't sure if it was safe to send people into the town, so we sent people into the town.

    • @BlackFlagHeathen
      @BlackFlagHeathen 6 років тому +225

      Yep, sounds like something the SCP Foundation would do lol

    • @Phil9874
      @Phil9874 6 років тому +185

      We weren't sure it was a good idea so we did it anyway.

    • @RB-dn4pj
      @RB-dn4pj 6 років тому +58

      Gamepro Wizard we had to, we needed to know.

    • @captainmackerel4482
      @captainmackerel4482 6 років тому +177

      Throw Class-D at it until it stops.

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 6 років тому +61

      It's okay they're Class Ds nobody will miss them.

  • @alexiravenova7106
    @alexiravenova7106 6 років тому +1582

    SCP - 1936 = SCP Royal Rumble Thunderdome at Daleport. Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

  • @CoreKatalyst
    @CoreKatalyst 6 років тому +520

    I lost it at The Shredded Cabbage of Misfortune

  • @Astro_TF2
    @Astro_TF2 5 років тому +370

    Top of the mornin to ya ladies, my name is Sheogorath and today we'll be playing Daleport!

  • @markkiefer3243
    @markkiefer3243 6 років тому +2505

    "CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ENTITY IS COOKING?!"
    "IT'S YOG-SOTHOTH" *John Cena theme plays*

    • @Mrkabrat
      @Mrkabrat 6 років тому +98

      Mark kiefer Aaaaand it that corner (for lack of a better term), weighting a fluctuating mass beyond the starts, the Slumber, the Dreamer of Ryleh, CTHULHU!!!

    • @Kuantatmeng709394
      @Kuantatmeng709394 5 років тому +50

      Weighing 650 tonness!!! Yogggggggg-sothothhhhh!!!

    • @chris210racer
      @chris210racer 5 років тому +20

      I’m fucking dying omg xD

    • @Firestar4041
      @Firestar4041 5 років тому +56

      *LETS GET READY TO NIGHTMARISH HOORRRRRRROOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!!!*

    • @hombreg1
      @hombreg1 5 років тому +12

      I'd pay to have this on cable XD

  • @doomguy19931
    @doomguy19931 6 років тому +1576

    "Dark lord of lampposts." Uh...how does that make sense?
    And SHEOGORATH is in this?
    And the S K E L E T O N A R M Y?

    • @JakesFavorites
      @JakesFavorites 6 років тому +162

      It's the whole nine yards. Anything with more mobility and a cleaner schedule than Godzilla showed up for this fight.

    • @Hertacles
      @Hertacles 6 років тому +66

      Yeah, apparently they opened a portal to Oblivion. They can have that town if that’s all they want. Nothing good is coming out of there now.

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 5 років тому +62

      Well now, Sheogorath is hardly _always_ busy doing the fishstick...

    • @whenyourememberyoursisteri2879
      @whenyourememberyoursisteri2879 5 років тому +54

      P R E P A R E F O R T H E S K E L E T O N W A R!!!!!!!

    • @commo8087
      @commo8087 5 років тому +59

      I bet the Dark Lord Of Lamp Posts has many big titty moth gfs.

  • @Martdogg3000
    @Martdogg3000 Рік тому +65

    "I don't like Mr. Sticky that much" is one of my favorite lines from any SCP, it's very funny to me. Like the little girl is living through this living hell tormented by some unknowable demon but she's still pretty polite about it.

  • @cake_knight183
    @cake_knight183 4 роки тому +513

    "PANGLOSS GRANTS YOU SANCTUARY"
    I have no clue why, but that line has always read as the most badass line in existence.

    • @gilmadreth680
      @gilmadreth680 3 роки тому +114

      Because you have bloodthirsty lovecraftian horrors descending on this village and suddenly another lovecraftian horror flips the script, steps between the other horrors and the helpless humans and basically tells the other horrors they're about to f*ck around and find out what it's like. 😂

    • @JesusKid1000
      @JesusKid1000 3 роки тому +19

      @@gilmadreth680 I love this so much.

    • @gilmadreth680
      @gilmadreth680 3 роки тому +14

      @@JesusKid1000 glad I could bring a glimmer of amusement to your 2020

    • @rodneysmith873
      @rodneysmith873 Рік тому +11

      pangloss is best boy

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 5 місяців тому +6

      When anything faces world-ending, reality-corroding horrors bent on death and unmaking and essentially says, "Aww, good effort, champ," yeah, I think you can call that badass.

  • @yellowpig1026
    @yellowpig1026 6 років тому +1089

    that triangle dude sounds badass, just threw a monster through a wall

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 років тому +188

      triangle man triangle man
      triangle man hates particle man
      they get in a fight, triangle wins
      triangle man

    • @shroomy1938
      @shroomy1938 5 років тому +32

      besides he has tentacles

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 5 років тому +23

      @@sarafontanini7051 Sheogorath's watch has an eon hand

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 5 років тому +19

      @@Sgt_Glory AND WHEN THEY MEET ITS HAPPY LAND

    • @xirb-4007
      @xirb-4007 5 років тому +17

      Probably Bill Cipher

  • @VangeistXIII
    @VangeistXIII 6 років тому +840

    Liked the touch of the Scotsman and Irishman on the squad.

    • @vallytine
      @vallytine 6 років тому +28

      Soap from Modern Warfare came back from the dead, to die 20 minutes later.

    • @chash.4284
      @chash.4284 6 років тому +12

      Kaz!?

  • @theodoreroosevelt6439
    @theodoreroosevelt6439 5 років тому +158

    Me: turns on Closed Caption to understand the warped dialogue
    CC: [music]

    • @d3ltaohniner261
      @d3ltaohniner261 4 роки тому +4

      I just read the very small text to the right side of the video to understand it.

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 4 роки тому +2

      You know, this is originally a written story right? You could just read it on the scp site

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser 4 роки тому +1112

    "Please do not send any more soldiers into me, I cannot keep them from the kluruk. (...) I hope you shall survive it."
    For an unknowable eldritch horror/sentient cloud, he's awfully nice. Polite, too.

    • @Matzkxmx
      @Matzkxmx 3 роки тому +77

      Great old ones are gentle gods

    • @rgw7345
      @rgw7345 3 роки тому +187

      well, there are some people who don't like to step on ant hills, this guy was one of them. He had to fight a battle next to an ant hill, and did his best not to destroy it. An upstanding guy to be sure.

    • @storm5ds68
      @storm5ds68 2 роки тому +33

      @@rgw7345 who knew a guy named 'The Shivering Mist' would be so considerate?

    • @nouhorni3229
      @nouhorni3229 2 роки тому +30

      @@storm5ds68 Ssvlsrr the Shivering Environmentalist

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 Рік тому +7

      all hail the purple cloud

  • @ronanepic2457
    @ronanepic2457 6 років тому +204

    This is a massive cluster-fuck of different themes, properties, and elements and it makes no sense and i love it.

  • @user-ly3rz1lu5w
    @user-ly3rz1lu5w 6 років тому +1365

    Love the inclusion of the entire plot of the Shivering Isles in this SCP.

    • @ahealthkit2745
      @ahealthkit2745 6 років тому +75

      I was going to say, what the fuck?

    • @zenoblues7787
      @zenoblues7787 6 років тому +165

      Honsou Did Nothing Wrong it's totally exact and specific kingdom of two faces(mania and dementia) before he brings it's own downfall (he is Jyggalag) but is stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king(your character from Oblivion who is freed by Uriel Septim VII the second to last Dragonborn Emperor)

    • @willkenny5687
      @willkenny5687 6 років тому +30

      Zeno Blues not to mention Sheogorath, also an ES reference.

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 6 років тому +23

      will kenny did you know sheogorath was the name of one of the lore creators for Bethesda n they just made him canon in elserscrolls 2

    • @willkenny5687
      @willkenny5687 6 років тому +8

      madscientistshusta I did not. Kinda cool.

  • @jellybeanjuzo6196
    @jellybeanjuzo6196 4 роки тому +137

    "My headache cracking like a nut because of the baby bird inside it, I must clean my wounds but my hands are made of wire and cyanide."
    Now this is the cosmic horror that gets me hooked!!!!

  • @ksjdajdhask
    @ksjdajdhask 4 роки тому +62

    "Do you mind? I'm doing the fishstick. Its a very delicate state of mind"

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 3 роки тому +516

    I love how this SCP is just The Ultimate Showdown but with eldritch creatures, complete with a skeleton war, a goat ball, and shredded cabbage.
    I also like how there are kind eldritch creatures like the mist and Pangloss who try to protect the surviving humans.

    • @alecstewart2612
      @alecstewart2612 2 роки тому +18

      All hail the goat ball! 🐐🏀

    • @atimidbirb
      @atimidbirb Рік тому +17

      the god of shredded cabbage. truly a masterpiece

    • @severketorskeleton3759
      @severketorskeleton3759 Рік тому +10

      "hey they ain't the problem Shzeyr'ner, the problem here is YOU"
      "oh don't try to blame me Yar'rterz, you're the one who came into my house and called me ugly"
      "and what does that have to do with this poor family horrified at our sight?"
      "they looked at me weird"
      "do you just blow up every ant-hill because the ants look at you weird too?"
      "ye"
      "oh why did I even ask"

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged Рік тому +4

      SKELETON WAR YOU SAY? IS IT SPOOKY TIME ALREADY?

    • @railleyandrewdeguzman196
      @railleyandrewdeguzman196 10 місяців тому +2

      basically this town is a wwe full locker room moment

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 6 років тому +467

    It's like if Innsmouth was dropped in the centre of the Shivering Isles,

    • @michelleburridge3964
      @michelleburridge3964 6 років тому +38

      AND THE CHEESE! THE CHEESE!!! *sigh* to die for

    • @prosyndication21
      @prosyndication21 5 років тому +9

      That's essentially what happened.

    • @lordnul1708
      @lordnul1708 5 років тому +14

      With the skeleton war thrown in for good measure.

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 3 роки тому +2

      Everything I’ve Heard is this scp entry was written with heavy inspiration of lovecrafts, at the mountain of madness

  • @TheTrueKuraden
    @TheTrueKuraden 5 років тому +317

    Triangle man, Triangle man, doin the things an eldritch god can!

  • @sorcen9580
    @sorcen9580 5 років тому +639

    "Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces before he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by a great prisoner of the dragon king."
    That's literally just TES Oblivion.

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 роки тому +11

      More like it's literally a lovecraftian battle between 2 creatures he himself invented, shegorath and dagon

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 роки тому +9

      @Optimus Prime ...........is English not your native language or can you just not read? There is no need to repeat what I just said In The comment directly above yours...."He" refers to the "Lovecraft" in "lovecraftian"......

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 роки тому +6

      @Optimus Prime might want to brush up on some basic English then.

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 роки тому +5

      @Optimus Prime well...you are the one who doesn't comprehend basic sentence structure or grammar of the English language....

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 4 роки тому +3

      And is a legal problem, sheogorath isn't a "creative commons" character hes owned by bethesda 😂😂 especially including the mists and so much elder scrolls shit 😂

  • @philswift.9084
    @philswift.9084 5 років тому +353

    Triangle man sees tentacle thing **mortal combat theme starts playing**

  • @oleanderrots
    @oleanderrots 3 роки тому +62

    possibly the most crack serious scp ive ever read. its literally a god battle royale with a flying goat ball, but it adds a ton of lore

  • @TheObsidianX
    @TheObsidianX 3 роки тому +35

    The phrase “he has to many spaces in him” haunts me to this day and I don’t know why.

  • @emmy3779
    @emmy3779 5 років тому +556

    "the shredded cabbage of misfortune"
    checkmate, atheists

    • @BigBeerus
      @BigBeerus 4 роки тому +1

      Has nothing to do with religion and is a hack writer ripping off elder scrolls. But ok. Idiot 😂

    • @alexaltair6076
      @alexaltair6076 4 роки тому +41

      Big Beerus Silence, Athiest.

    • @bigbabado8296
      @bigbabado8296 4 роки тому +20

      @@BigBeerus Dang Sherlock how'd you come up with that conclusion

    • @Rvr221
      @Rvr221 4 роки тому +9

      Big Beerus Woooosh

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 4 роки тому +26

      Big Beerus “ripping off elder scrolls *cringey fucking laughing emoji* “
      You do realise Bethesda ripped off Lovecraft when they came up with Sheogorath

  • @beastweirdo9565
    @beastweirdo9565 6 років тому +436

    I for one welcome our new lamp post overlord. ALL HAIL THE GREAT LAMP POST GOD!!!!

  • @emersonawesome3778
    @emersonawesome3778 6 років тому +377

    This is basically Weirdmagedon

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 6 років тому +24

      Except they are fighting eachother..

    • @shaycipher1260
      @shaycipher1260 5 років тому +46

      Man, bill would love to get in on this.

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 5 років тому +13

      MP Edwards just who do you think is possessing triangle face

    • @shaycipher1260
      @shaycipher1260 5 років тому +3

      @@brandonporter8509 hmmmmMMMMMM

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 5 років тому +19

      MP Edwards also the name of triangle face (aka bowler hat slender man) according to the entry is “he who walks beneath dreams”. Sounds like a version of bill to me or at least some form of dream demon

  • @hailey-ks7mg
    @hailey-ks7mg 4 роки тому +15

    If I recall correctly, At the Mountains of Madness and The Shadow over Innsmouth were published in 1936

  • @ellisartwist
    @ellisartwist 6 років тому +59

    Damn, Researcher Miller has some great voice when he reads. He should become a voice actor!

  • @LeadMetal82
    @LeadMetal82 6 років тому +93

    Sheogorath? Prisoner of a dragon king? the broken nine? Gods born from chaos?
    Is this inspired by the elder scrolls?

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 років тому +10

      What about that fucking lamppost? Where did that come from?!

  • @IndigoAlkali
    @IndigoAlkali 6 років тому +514

    24:43 When I heard "Sheogorath" I quickly looked up from what I was doing, as I wasn't expecting the Lord of Madness from Elder Scrolls to be in an SCP report!

    • @PmpknPieHeretic
      @PmpknPieHeretic 6 років тому +8

      IndigoAlkali SAME

    • @nemeasium6346
      @nemeasium6346 5 років тому +19

      CHEEEEEESE

    • @odinakazeus
      @odinakazeus 5 років тому +17

      Lovecraft did it first

    • @insertnamehere1576
      @insertnamehere1576 5 років тому +25

      You suddenly blackout and wake up in a wagon? Cart? SOMETHING?!

    • @tyokabina2829
      @tyokabina2829 5 років тому +19

      @@odinakazeus it's not just the name, the description of events was practically the cliffnotes version of shivering isles.

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus 2 роки тому +30

    21:00 I really love this part of the document combining "extremely specific arcane requirements to summon horror bejond space and time" and completely mundane "Fuck you, dave". And honestly, id read an entire Book about that guys life.

  • @jarebe101
    @jarebe101 4 роки тому +8

    Pangloss is awesome. Robotic and eldritch, but benevolent.

  • @Dancenorigins
    @Dancenorigins 6 років тому +550

    So Wait... Like the fishing village?
    Very Lovecraftian nonetheless

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 6 років тому +19

      innsmouth

    • @MelchiahTheObscene
      @MelchiahTheObscene 6 років тому +20

      Also very reminiscent of the fishing hamlet, from Bloodborne. I know it draws inspiration from Shadow Over Innsmouth, but the search for eyes is particularly striking.

    • @Dancenorigins
      @Dancenorigins 6 років тому +1

      Yeah exactly

    • @Dancenorigins
      @Dancenorigins 6 років тому +1

      That's the one haha I totally forgot the name

    • @Dancenorigins
      @Dancenorigins 6 років тому +2

      Yeah I only looked into Lovecraft based on what was needed for Bloodborne heh

  • @commando5806
    @commando5806 6 років тому +2522

    So, a perfectly normal town, brought to you by Ubisoft?

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 5 років тому +112

      This is kinder than what Ubisoft spits out these days

    • @KajiRider1997
      @KajiRider1997 5 років тому +180

      Bethesda. judging by the bugs and sheogorath

    • @astral3997
      @astral3997 5 років тому +28

      @@Winslow19 Yes I agree but apparently Assassin's Origins, and I can't remember the name of the one based in I think it's Greece or Sparta where really good. And Far Cry 5 was really good, same with Far Cry New Dawn, then again my own opinion and a slight bias due to the fact I've been a fan of the Assassin's Creed games since the first one, and started Far Cry and became a fan from the start of Far Cry 3 but went back and played the other Far Cry games which they're were decent to. However I'll agree that ubisoft needs to get their shit together because they aren't a bad company they are a hell of a lot better then EA which is said because EA used to be so good! It looks like the only people that are fixing their shit is Capcom which I'm a Ressy fan so that's awesome! But to be honest this years disappointment in my opinion and sadly have to say is Bethesda, come on Bethesda you Created some of Childhood moments, Morrowind the best Elder Scrolls game to date (and i will fight for that opinion) Oblivion was god tier gaming, and Skyrim was and still awesome but not as good as Oblivion and couldn't hold a candle to Morrowind. Fallout 3 and New Vegas were really good games had good stories and fallout 4 was okay too, Elder Scrolls online is a fun game, so what I'm saying is I miss old Bethesda

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci 5 років тому +14

      Mr. Bowser new Vegas and assassins creed 2 are still my favorite games and I’ve yet to come across anything approaching them.

    • @midiwags
      @midiwags 5 років тому +10

      HugMee. Honestly it’s more likely to be brought upon us by Bethesda

  • @Shadow-876
    @Shadow-876 4 роки тому +22

    4 goats spin around as a goat ball, forever spinning into goat hell

  • @sethwiggs881
    @sethwiggs881 5 років тому +28

    Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces (Mania and Dementia) before he himself brings it's downfall (as Jyggalag), only to be stopped by a great prisoner (The hero of Kvatch, AKA the player from Oblivion) of the Dragon King (AKA Uriel Septim VII).

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 6 років тому +341

    The creativity of the SCP community continues to astound me, its always so much fun to hear about a Lovecraftian abomination created by a fellow horror writer : )

    • @jojibot9193
      @jojibot9193 5 років тому +15

      Literally it’s just Lovecraft+Elder Scrolls, something only an autismo could come with

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 4 роки тому +2

      the weird one is that the fog was a benign entitiy.

    • @SIVAmemSIVAmemcode
      @SIVAmemSIVAmemcode 4 роки тому +2

      A jar of pickles if it weren’t for Picklerick and also The-Great-Stone-Peanut(SCP-173) I wouldn’t believe “A jar of pickles” could write horror stories that have potential like the SCP Universe(s)

    • @ArgostheCreeper
      @ArgostheCreeper 2 роки тому +2

      @@jojibot9193 well, I mean it’s only meant to be taken half seriously, obviously. There are better ones to read for a more serious tone. House of the Worm is pretty well messed up. Also, just an interesting thought I like to think of from time, not fully believing: what if the SCP foundation is real, and they’re just using some kind of telepathic entity/technology to spread the info to writers, with additions and alterations made to make the true entries not as believable. Like, would you believe in such things if lines like “goat ball forever spinning” existed about it? But like I said, I really don’t believe it, it’s just something fun to think on.

  • @qwertyuiop1234567180
    @qwertyuiop1234567180 6 років тому +79

    23:17 “The Dark God of Lampposts” 😂

  • @TrueCicero
    @TrueCicero 2 роки тому +14

    Happy to see Lovecraftian creations in the SCP universe

  • @heroeagleeye8141
    @heroeagleeye8141 4 роки тому +10

    "Sorry I seem to have hammed that speech up a little"
    *Proceeds to get SUPER into the next speech about the glories of sacrificing children*
    My love for your readings is glorious, Volgun.

  • @serqet4211
    @serqet4211 6 років тому +81

    I like the skeleton war and the shredded cabbage god

  • @KiroKnife
    @KiroKnife 6 років тому +602

    The S k e l e t o n w a r

  • @viniciusaguiar9924
    @viniciusaguiar9924 2 роки тому +3

    Kinda funny how this lyrics can fit in a eldritch horror cenario so well..."There were days when each hour was a war I fought to survive
    There were nights full of nightmares and I dreaded closing my eyes
    There were skies that burst open with a downpour to drown me alive
    But the world took a spark like a match in the dark and the fire brought me to life
    So I'm fanning the flames to climb so high 'cause there's no other way we can stay alive
    'Cause we're burning bright as we all unite
    And when it's all said and done we'll shine like the sun so don't let the fire die"

  • @SLN-go4oo
    @SLN-go4oo 6 років тому +9

    "Sheogorath remains, ruling his kingdom of two faces until he himself brings its downfall, only to be stopped by the Great Prisoner of the Dragon King" Was not expecting a reference to ES:Oblivion today, but I got one.

  • @asshatmcgee149
    @asshatmcgee149 6 років тому +259

    [Question from jr reasercher [redacted]] Are you sure nobody was transformed into sweetrolls

    • @menagerieorganization4820
      @menagerieorganization4820 6 років тому +21

      CHEESE FOR EVERYONE

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 6 років тому +22

      *Long winded rant about time being a human construct*

    • @WATDAHFLICK
      @WATDAHFLICK 6 років тому +11

      Its stanley! The talking grapefruit from passwall!

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 6 років тому +4

      Somebody stole your sweetroll?

    • @charthegamer76
      @charthegamer76 5 років тому

      That bully from fallout was

  • @nvfury13
    @nvfury13 6 років тому +365

    My Lord Sheogorath is participating in this farce of a fight?

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 6 років тому +33

      apparently the the champion of cyrodil is too since he would be the "great prisoner of the dragon god" aka your character from Oblivion who is freed by Uriel Septim, Dragonborn Emperor, and defeats Jyggalag aka Sheogorath.
      The god of madness would totally have slipped into a video game and literature through musings of madness in the zeitgeist. XD

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 6 років тому +9

      Gray The Odd "Great prisoner of the Dragon King" the Hero of Kvatch, not the dovahkin. The rest is quite true though.

    • @Jmitch-mh9de
      @Jmitch-mh9de 6 років тому +9

      Nick V he wasn’t talking about the last Dragonborn but rather Uriel Septim, since he was a Dragonborn due to the fact he came from the septim dynasty and by extension the line of St Alessia

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 6 років тому +6

      Ihackz911 He still misheard/misread that bit, it said "great prisoner of the Dragon King" which obviously refers to the Hero. The post was also edited after my reply, originally it was the Dragonborn they spoke of and misquoted the above as "great prisoner of the Dragon God".

    • @bloodcake8602
      @bloodcake8602 6 років тому +5

      I didn't expect to see Elder Scrolls fans here lol

  • @sbraypaynt
    @sbraypaynt 4 роки тому +37

    My brain can’t imagine what a fractal shaped organism is or what a triradially symmetric cybernetic organism looks like
    I would love to see some illustrations by the author

    • @fedorkochemasov4533
      @fedorkochemasov4533 3 роки тому +1

      But that;s the point that you can't really comprehend them

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 3 роки тому +1

      @@fedorkochemasov4533 then how did the supposed in universe SCP scientists reviewing the footage describe them?

    • @fedorkochemasov4533
      @fedorkochemasov4533 3 роки тому +1

      @@sbraypaynt But he read a religious text. He just read what was written. Also that's like literally the entirety of Lovecraft's writing: he describes things you really can't imagine

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel 2 роки тому +2

      @@sbraypaynt lol. Welcome to cosmic horror. Imagine the unimaginable. Inagine that feeling you get in a nightmare, now turn that into a "thing". Describe in great detail something your brain fears because it can't understand it in the first place, because it has no conceivable detail that a human can percieve. You just know its not right. Describe that.
      Cosmic horror is a neat concept but gets meh pretty quickly when you want something from the story other than suspense. Thats why cthulhu is popular, there's an actual pay off. When its done right its great but it's usually a category for lazy or 2 kool 4 skool writers tbh. Or in lovecrafts case, partially mentally disturbed. As all artist who are worth their weight.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Рік тому +1

      It's really not that hard. Look up 3d fractals, and triradial just means it's symmetrical every 120° around a center axis. Like a triangle 🔺️.

  • @blockhead134
    @blockhead134 3 роки тому +6

    "Ey. You know how theres a bunch of evil gods around?"
    "Yeah?"
    "What if we summoned them all to the same place and let them fight?"
    "Hm. How much for a ticket you think?"

  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun  6 років тому +638

    Sorry this took so long - my internet is having a lot of problems at the minute. I'm trying to get it fixed. Hope you enjoy this! - More content very soon!

    • @Spacetangerine6
      @Spacetangerine6 6 років тому +4

      Kiss me

    • @dogrimp3151
      @dogrimp3151 6 років тому +4

      Doesn't matter when it comes out. I'm still gonna enjoy it :)

    • @sacredyveltal4688
      @sacredyveltal4688 6 років тому +7

      TheVolgun It's fine. Remember: Quality over Quantity =)

    • @KiroKnife
      @KiroKnife 6 років тому +1

      TheVolgun what's your opinion on the eternal skeleton war?

    • @GreenStuffConsumer
      @GreenStuffConsumer 6 років тому +2

      take as much time as you need. We love your vids

  • @NicholasKratzer
    @NicholasKratzer 6 років тому +114

    This is really cool! It's great to see more Lovecraftian SCPs. I really need to read up on Pangloss. I think he's a character that pops up in SCPs and stories, but doesn't have his own SPC entry, so he's more like a Group of Interest.

    • @brandonporter8509
      @brandonporter8509 3 роки тому +7

      Everything I can tell is pangloss is a really old entity that came into existence around the same time as life on earth itself and came into existence At near the same time As the deer.

  • @bingelister5091
    @bingelister5091 2 роки тому +10

    This is fantastic. The author does a great job of creating the feeling that there is much more to this that we are and never will be privy to. I'd love to read more from them in the future

  • @kingkurok3149
    @kingkurok3149 5 років тому +7

    So basically a massive love letter to Lovecraft as a whole, cool, this definitely feels lovecraftian, and the creatures & phenomenon are all unique and compelling

  • @joshuamoberly4974
    @joshuamoberly4974 6 років тому +10

    I can't be the only one that noticed a BLATANT Elder Scrolls reference in this SCP. I mean, it directly brings up Sheogorath, and references the shivering isles, hero of kvatch, and septim dynasty.

  • @hodlenbinglebutt1117
    @hodlenbinglebutt1117 6 років тому +75

    If you ever cover an Apollyon class, you should move over the tape recorder to reveal the object class sketched on the whiteboard underneath the other classes.

  • @bluetree1794
    @bluetree1794 Рік тому +2

    This scp perfectly embodies those times when you watch an epic climax battle of a long-running, multiple seasons, anime series that you've never watch. Like, you're completely out of the loop of everything that has been leading up to this point but the imagery of the battle itself however just fully engages you in that you can't help but continue to marvel it all as you also piece together the little tidbits of dialogues from the characters.
    Fantastic honestly 10/10

  • @orlando780
    @orlando780 5 років тому +68

    Conclusion, Skyrim with mods in real life

  • @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048
    @slapslapslapclapclapclap7048 6 років тому +39

    The entity that was not identified in the footage was probably from the Fire god, the fungi and crystal creatures flee from it which could suggest that the Fire god is one of the stronger deities.

  • @331benjamin7
    @331benjamin7 6 років тому +395

    Me: "Being an MTF soldier would be cool!"
    Volgun: "6 LAVs, full of armed MTF soldiers, are basically dead."
    Me: "Never mind!"
    (Btw, great video)

    • @turtleofpride4572
      @turtleofpride4572 5 років тому +14

      Basically they as expendable as D-Class

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 5 років тому +14

      @Gaming Dude Guns don't help often enough, you know.

    • @scantron6111
      @scantron6111 5 років тому +16

      I think I’d rather be “dead” than “basically dead”.

    • @TsunTzu
      @TsunTzu 5 років тому +28

      They're not dead...well, most of them...a good deal of them were working in tandem with robo-bros to save people.
      That element of this SCP is really neat, tbh.

    • @embs5803
      @embs5803 5 років тому +8

      SCP says trans rights

  • @midnightproductions3442
    @midnightproductions3442 5 років тому +8

    Is nobody going to mention the fact that the shivering mist might be a cowboy? Yeehaw at the end of his message

  • @guitarmanatee8528
    @guitarmanatee8528 2 роки тому +2

    This makes me think of a dwarf fotress history I got one time. One of the primordial entities that started it all was a 10ft tall lizard god that held hand to hand wrestling tournaments every year for 1000 years. Combatants were mortals and immortals alike.

  • @FuzzyLittleBastard
    @FuzzyLittleBastard 6 років тому +78

    I looooove that Oblivion reference

  • @oiwithyou
    @oiwithyou 6 років тому +160

    You know, I never really thought about it but what IS that smoke in the corner? Looks too wide to be a cigarette. I guess they could be burning documents, but why in every lecture? WHAT. IS. THAT. SMOKE!?

    • @KiroKnife
      @KiroKnife 6 років тому +40

      Researcher Miller likes cigars

    • @hate6crew6death6roll
      @hate6crew6death6roll 6 років тому +81

      Scp-420-j

    • @o5councilunito5-89
      @o5councilunito5-89 6 років тому +30

      One physical files for bigger scps have been uploaded to the database, we then print one page documents with only vital info. This include the containment procedures and description. We then burn the physical files and then we begin printing the documents and placing them in their corresponding partners.~Sincerely, The Administratior

    • @o5councilunito5-89
      @o5councilunito5-89 6 років тому +6

      Administrator*

    • @randomlyconfused6047
      @randomlyconfused6047 5 років тому +22

      Scented candles. They're scented candles.

  • @KaeboraGunbunny
    @KaeboraGunbunny 4 роки тому +5

    23:16 Djrr, The Dark God of Lamp Posts.
    I love lamp.

  • @romaniasante3633
    @romaniasante3633 6 років тому +28

    Wouldn't it be cool if the other entities who were helping were foundation members from different points in time

  • @mogo5055
    @mogo5055 6 років тому +12

    I love it when D-Class personnel compile their clothing rather than complying with orders. Someone send 513 to Montauk and get 514 in here.

  • @darkend1998
    @darkend1998 6 років тому +124

    Scp, Lovecraft and Oblivion are the the things that i love more and combined omg.
    Knell Elder Gods because Sheogorath, Prince of Madness as allready own because he is inside each of us.hahahahaHAHAHA

    • @steppecist2928
      @steppecist2928 6 років тому

      Was that English?

    • @darkend1998
      @darkend1998 6 років тому +3

      AzureVoid Não, não foi inglês.

    • @voen
      @voen 6 років тому +1

      Rico Sandard So now you have a summer project.

  • @zachmcmillan4060
    @zachmcmillan4060 5 років тому +10

    Lovecraft didn't die;he crossed over into the dreaming worlds,and left his dark creations squirming within our brains.

  • @xirb-4007
    @xirb-4007 5 років тому +14

    The SCP Foundation is only Gravity Falls in a nutshell

  • @rafaeliglesias572
    @rafaeliglesias572 6 років тому +140

    CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

  • @BotherRed
    @BotherRed 6 років тому +263

    I saw a bowler hat, I'm watching

  • @denverbeek
    @denverbeek 5 років тому +2

    It's nice that the D-Class was reasonable enough to just compile.

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast 4 роки тому +10

    Imagine the face of the 05s when they realise some anomalous lovecraftian entities do their job better than them... Also, it should be a given that the whole Foundation ran out of popcorn in the process of compiling the information regarding this incident. Good times.

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 6 років тому +63

    Did Mr. Rogers win this?

    • @FarmerDingus
      @FarmerDingus 5 років тому +11

      Brother Malachai in a blood-stained sweater.

  • @BygPhattyPlus
    @BygPhattyPlus 6 років тому +52

    When Gods fight, whomever wins, he lose.

    • @Mrlaged
      @Mrlaged 5 років тому +3

      Unless it's Tim. Tim's s good extradimentonal horror.

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 6 років тому +86

    So, basically this is SCP was a battleground for gods who constantly go to war with one another in an attempt to control the universe and alter it in its own way. And, if I wasn't mistaken, there are four of them in this case, yes?
    So... does that mean that Warhammer 40k is somehow now connected to the SCP universe?

    • @isamuddin1
      @isamuddin1 5 років тому +6

      Care to use nerf gun if necessary?

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 5 років тому +7

      damn posted the wrong comment i meant to say in one SCP story old empy himself appeared in the SCP universe f upped a bunch of church of the broken god members that were trying to resurrect the void dragon he even had a sit down and told the only surviving SCP agent of that mission about the future or atleast in the emperors own words a possible one the 40k we know and that empy approved of the foundation but wished they deal with some of the world threat levels more severly and permantley

    • @godemperorofmankind7255
      @godemperorofmankind7255 5 років тому +4

      THIS IS HERESY!

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 5 років тому +6

      *_EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!_*

    • @deangeloellis729
      @deangeloellis729 3 роки тому +1

      Four gods with minor gods and entities serving as soldiers under them and a bunch of other gods and entities who are have decided that they will fight for themselves, for humanity, observe the war, or like Sheograth fight for shits and giggles. From what I read and understand we got pangloss who basically trying to save as many humans as possible, some kind of tech warriors and the foundation saving humans and that mist god trying to keep the war contained?

  • @zeliardforty-two4692
    @zeliardforty-two4692 Рік тому +2

    This is one I always love coming back to. I mean how do you even fathom the aftermath of a fight between a bunch of cosmic beings?

  • @majdjinn5042
    @majdjinn5042 6 років тому +338

    *sighs opening a dictionary*

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 6 років тому +6

      Same tbh.

    • @METALGEARMATRIX
      @METALGEARMATRIX 6 років тому +5

      For what, exactly?

    • @Hudnofski
      @Hudnofski 6 років тому +76

      Isn't that why they're getting a dictionary? To expand their vocabulary?

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 6 років тому +8

      It was "motile", wasn't it?

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 6 років тому +4

      Simpleton!!

  • @lazyer0511
    @lazyer0511 6 років тому +16

    Sounds like Daleport has a bit of infestation going on.

  • @PleasantWhale
    @PleasantWhale 4 роки тому +4

    13:12 Uh oh... "The lava" sounds like someone with an accent would say, "larva." But a child would miss-hear it as lava... Oooohhh dear...

  • @Gwynncore
    @Gwynncore 2 роки тому +2

    This is the best homage to Lovercraft I have ever heard of.

  • @ahhhyeah-we3yn
    @ahhhyeah-we3yn 6 років тому +4

    I can’t believe you actually did Daleport! One of my favorite scp’s, sounded amazing, just like always!

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +35

    The organism: Tries to leave the store to escape triangle-face
    Triangle boi: “Here, let me help you with that. *YEEET”*

  • @WeaponXSigma
    @WeaponXSigma 6 років тому +2

    I feel sorry for anyone caught in that clusterfuck of a crossfire. Especially seeing that both Sheogorath AND One of the Great Old Ones from the Cthulhu mythos are involved.

  • @durere
    @durere Рік тому +2

    So many years later, and this is still my favorite SCP.

  • @Mirandorl
    @Mirandorl 4 роки тому +5

    Very good quality writing. A lot of SCPs have mangled attempts at officialese and sound a bit masturbatory, but this one nails it. The feeling of intelligence behind the report makes it seem more real and so scarier

  • @shadowfyst997
    @shadowfyst997 5 років тому +4

    I love SCP's like this, where it's some sort of event, or has some really awesome expedition logs. This is the kind of scp that would make a fantastic movie or game.

  • @TG_prime
    @TG_prime 3 роки тому +2

    This is definitely not one of those that you can pay half attention to and tune back into half way through. I feel like im lost in a fever dream🤣

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 6 місяців тому

      It’s not much better if you do pay attention.

  • @khaimk4r4su
    @khaimk4r4su 3 роки тому +5

    So many years have passed and so far Volgun's depiction of Rev Hoshor is the one i like the most. Great props to you Volg!

  • @cheesewizard3965
    @cheesewizard3965 6 років тому +346

    Cthulhu but everyone died so it ruined the plot

    • @Meeps0825
      @Meeps0825 6 років тому +1

      spencer davis what

    • @seanie502
      @seanie502 6 років тому +32

      spencer davis not everyone died, a lot of them got saved, but they suffered memory loss and don’t remember what happened

    • @Gray963
      @Gray963 6 років тому +36

      so your standard game of Call of Cthulhu then.

    • @cheesewizard3965
      @cheesewizard3965 6 років тому +40

      Call of Cthulu but every player character was Old Man Henderson

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 років тому

      Old Man Henderson?

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 6 років тому +983

    What's with the Cthulhu'n entities and Messing with Brits?

    • @pmcminecraft1
      @pmcminecraft1 6 років тому +135

      They don't like tea

    • @stephenlong9806
      @stephenlong9806 6 років тому +254

      New England is in the US....

    • @themindbowler
      @themindbowler 6 років тому +42

      lovecraft was really into the idea of Anglo superiorty

    • @MorganScorpion
      @MorganScorpion 6 років тому +7

      What can I say? We're GOO-magnets.

    • @insane-bz7ji
      @insane-bz7ji 6 років тому +75

      Do you know where new england is?

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 3 роки тому +2

    The official report says the torsos in front of the library appear at 19:42, which is 07:42 PM in military time. The floating body is currently 57m above ground zero.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 роки тому +7

    I love this SCP. It’s far in a way one of my absolute favorites.

  • @TJlolbagger
    @TJlolbagger 6 років тому +7

    You by far make the best SCP readings of any youtuber I’ve watched. Kudos, hope you continue the fantastic work.

  • @voidbeyondtaken4257
    @voidbeyondtaken4257 6 років тому +11

    Absolutely one of my favorite SCP’s

  • @korvincarry3268
    @korvincarry3268 6 років тому +2

    Love how its like 2 different civilizations just joined forces at 20:00

  • @I3oo1ve
    @I3oo1ve 3 роки тому +2

    Not sure why, but the way he says, "that was obviously written by a child" at 13:27 is just so funny.