“Are you making these names up as we go?” | Drug dealer tries to improvise during stop and search

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  • @caffeineisking8132
    @caffeineisking8132 9 місяців тому +197

    This is actually a straight A student out of Sunderland

  • @julianpotentate5942
    @julianpotentate5942 9 місяців тому +168

    worst liar ever and he probaly been lying all is life

    • @Anonymous-io9vp
      @Anonymous-io9vp 9 місяців тому +1

      @julianpotentate5942 Do you expect him to tell the truth? 😆😆😆😆

    • @julianpotentate5942
      @julianpotentate5942 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Anonymous-io9vp when your bang to rights and a poor fibber yes

    • @cantcheatkarma3493
      @cantcheatkarma3493 9 місяців тому +1

      No comment!

    • @itsmeagain7825
      @itsmeagain7825 9 місяців тому +1

      His whole life is a lie.

    • @Danfrank24
      @Danfrank24 9 місяців тому

      You’d think he’d get better at it.

  • @ibana8449
    @ibana8449 9 місяців тому +87

    "Ive just picked the car up" - translated that means there's gear in the car. Well done LA........

  • @-DC-
    @-DC- 9 місяців тому +82

    Pablo Escobar has nothing to worry about.

  • @felixcertus2721
    @felixcertus2721 9 місяців тому +44

    this chap is so bright its blinding

  • @SteveKimbo
    @SteveKimbo 2 місяці тому +8

    Never touched drugs? He's only 23 years old 😂

  • @t0p-D
    @t0p-D 9 місяців тому +29

    He’s just got back from Switzerland, the Hadron super collider broke down and they needed an engineering mind like his to fix it

    • @michaelchallen
      @michaelchallen 2 місяці тому

      they smashed a series of atomic nuclei together, opened the door and he crawled out, blinking in the light, a new form of existence.....

  • @tornagawn
    @tornagawn 9 місяців тому +28

    Alreet, I nicked the car, I’m selling skag and I’m wanted on several warrants…

  • @joewall8625
    @joewall8625 9 місяців тому +25

    Looking like that AND driving a black golf I wouldn’t have chosen to sell drugs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NUFC2412
    @NUFC2412 9 місяців тому +18

    God he's a bright as a button

  • @tornagawn
    @tornagawn 9 місяців тому +32

    What’s her name? Where are you going..
    “Helen…Back”

    • @thefiestaguy8831
      @thefiestaguy8831 9 місяців тому +6

      Who does the car belong to me mucka?
      "Donna..... "
      "What's donna's surname?"
      "kebab.... ERRRMMMMM....... Smith"

  • @Onthecouch-r5r
    @Onthecouch-r5r 9 місяців тому +52

    More errrmmmss than a Wayne Rooney interview

  • @deserts4685
    @deserts4685 9 місяців тому +8

    He shouldve started off the conversion with "im just waiting for a mate"

  • @nocomment1336
    @nocomment1336 9 місяців тому +16

    Were ya from? Jus er, the, sunderland 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DNOPLAYSGAMES
    @DNOPLAYSGAMES 9 місяців тому +29

    Fully expected Alan to be followed by partridge

  • @andymcnab2.0
    @andymcnab2.0 9 місяців тому +6

    He was being watch for sometime plus 100% informed on
    Hence the Police already knew there was gear in the vehicle

    • @DLC-sy7pp
      @DLC-sy7pp 2 місяці тому

      Probably his mate! 👆😂​@REALCrazyCritic

  • @deathspasm9
    @deathspasm9 2 місяці тому +2

    now he'll never get to finish his PhD in aeronautic friction ratios

  • @darrenruscoe4988
    @darrenruscoe4988 2 місяці тому +1

    He could be a politician with a memory like that.

  • @jeffknott1975
    @jeffknott1975 9 місяців тому +3

    If you're a terrible liar don't be a criminal!

  • @andrewdoug8084
    @andrewdoug8084 9 місяців тому +11

    What a crap dealer 🙄

  • @50mi55ile
    @50mi55ile 9 місяців тому +3

    I just picked the car up ,eeeeeerm it’s a pool car we all use

  • @stevenmoore3480
    @stevenmoore3480 27 днів тому +1

    They gotta know keeping any of these in for 12 hours and they will say absolutely anything you need them to, their attitude will adjust hour by hour as the droogs wear off.

  • @lummatravel
    @lummatravel 3 місяці тому +1

    He must be the brains of the operation

  • @keifer7813
    @keifer7813 9 місяців тому +1

    "Are you known to the police?"
    "Erm....yeah"
    "Which police is that?"
    "Erm....NYPD"
    "You been to the US before?"
    "Erm....no"
    "Right, you're getting sectioned mate"

  • @ThatOneCEO
    @ThatOneCEO 9 місяців тому +5

    Wasted talent. This guy would get into Oxford in no time 😂

    • @thefiestaguy8831
      @thefiestaguy8831 9 місяців тому +2

      Rumour has it in 2024 they're going to add the word "Errrmmmmmmm" as a new one in the dictionary.
      It's going into the thesaurus to, alongside "Uhhhhhh"

  • @wildnfree101
    @wildnfree101 9 місяців тому +72

    Well done to the police, another addicted street dealer locked up. Meanwhile the larger dealers are left alone because they contribute to the police associations Christmas party fund every month.

    • @John-lp5xh
      @John-lp5xh 9 місяців тому +9

      You don't have a clue

    • @JeccaJ
      @JeccaJ 9 місяців тому +2

      Evidence?

    • @davidpage1028
      @davidpage1028 9 місяців тому +3

      and the idiot of the year award has just been won……..

    • @innocentbystander6620
      @innocentbystander6620 9 місяців тому +2

      Knob

    • @LiClan
      @LiClan 9 місяців тому

      @@John-lp5xhMasonic lodge has criminals and coppers working together

  • @jakubcloud4071
    @jakubcloud4071 9 місяців тому +3

    "about 50 individual wraps" good guess that.

  • @shaunlowndes
    @shaunlowndes 9 місяців тому +4

    I think it was his friend zStephen who is the drug dealer,not him.Its Stephens car so why the hell is he going to jail Miscarriage of justice.

    • @ScratchyBaws
      @ScratchyBaws 2 місяці тому +1

      It's a trio, don't forget wee Helen plays a part in all this as well.

  • @MrDunkyg
    @MrDunkyg 2 місяці тому +1

    he was just waiting for a mate, give him a break

  • @heatrayzvideo3007
    @heatrayzvideo3007 9 місяців тому +5

    He was meant to be with me 4 hours ago, now I know why I can't get drugs 😢 (allegedly)

  • @simonscott1000
    @simonscott1000 Місяць тому

    Time for a S18 search of the home address.😂

  • @I_am_nobody999
    @I_am_nobody999 27 днів тому

    I've had loads of fake names memorised for years just in case I ever needed them. You never know.

  • @rhythmikal
    @rhythmikal 18 днів тому

    He’s a wonderful distraction from real crime going on in our country. It goes to show that crime pays, as long as you wear a suit and keep good company

  • @SelectorJohnson
    @SelectorJohnson 9 місяців тому +2

    He’s high af.

  • @shaun1855
    @shaun1855 9 місяців тому +2

    I bet he didn't have to worry about paying student loans back...😂

  • @gurjrai
    @gurjrai 9 місяців тому +3

    Adam, Clive, Tony, 😂

  • @coreyblakee332
    @coreyblakee332 12 днів тому

    They owed us money…. Not a great thing to say to the police when they suspect you to be a drug dealer 😂

  • @Staffo1982Staffo
    @Staffo1982Staffo 9 місяців тому +4

    This is exactly why you say nothing

    • @alexmarsh1839
      @alexmarsh1839 9 місяців тому

      That is what I was thinking.

    • @kjp1232
      @kjp1232 9 місяців тому

      No that's exactly why you stay in school and don't turn out like this pleb

  • @Z-pex
    @Z-pex 9 місяців тому +1

    Poor old man he was probably going to pick up his pension money 😢😢

  • @stevenchan3822
    @stevenchan3822 9 місяців тому +2

    I’m screwed I drive around with 4 phones on my dash ☠️ I do ubereats deliveroo and shit 🦧

    • @kjp1232
      @kjp1232 9 місяців тому +1

      People sell drugs so they don't have to do what you do😂

  • @TransitionedToAShark
    @TransitionedToAShark 9 місяців тому +2

    What’s your name? Anthony Thomas 😂 it’s funny coz that’s everyone’s name when the police ask.
    Next time try using a rare name

    • @TimboTravels
      @TimboTravels 8 місяців тому

      It was his real name though

    • @TransitionedToAShark
      @TransitionedToAShark 8 місяців тому +1

      @@TimboTravels that’s why it’s funny. It’s everyone’s name.

  • @kjp1232
    @kjp1232 9 місяців тому +2

    Mentality of a gold fish

  • @bigbeef9772
    @bigbeef9772 9 місяців тому +1

    32 months my arse he’ll be out in 6 and be back at it

  • @DigitalDiamonds24
    @DigitalDiamonds24 9 місяців тому

    Bro acting like they weren't gonna search the car

  • @Penguins_antartica
    @Penguins_antartica 9 місяців тому +1

    Easily caught, the car look messy as f*ck

  • @sebastianolivier768
    @sebastianolivier768 2 місяці тому

    The guv behind the dealer smiling makes me laugh

  • @mikejaygreen
    @mikejaygreen 2 місяці тому

    Him saying he never touches drugs is like an obese person saying they're vegetarian 😆

  • @sweeneytod1
    @sweeneytod1 19 днів тому

    He is so puny a child could steal everything he has easy.

  • @itstheyok
    @itstheyok 20 днів тому

    seems a lenient sentence for that amount of class A?

  • @kevinpotts-to5nm
    @kevinpotts-to5nm 9 місяців тому

    all he is required to do is give his name, dob, address....tell them nothing else.

  • @blackdaripper
    @blackdaripper 9 місяців тому

    My man thought he was kaiser souza with all the names

  • @Scottish1996
    @Scottish1996 2 місяці тому

    Nearly 3 years for a couple grand worth of drugs😂 crazy

  • @fatbar46
    @fatbar46 9 місяців тому +1

    Ive got two phones ,humm f**k me, i must be a drug dealer. I wouldn't mind but im in the police force.

    • @jamsstar2010
      @jamsstar2010 9 місяців тому

      Wouldn't go round telling everyone that 😂

    • @BillyLocks-ll4go
      @BillyLocks-ll4go 9 місяців тому +1

      @@jamsstar2010 I don't think you understand sarcasm mate,

    • @alexmarsh1839
      @alexmarsh1839 9 місяців тому

      What do you mean?

  • @Rich6Brew
    @Rich6Brew 3 місяці тому

    When 'no comment' is as incriminating as a comment.

  • @R56TurboCharged
    @R56TurboCharged 9 місяців тому +11

    And just like that he has a big debt to some unpleasant people.....

    • @goaboy2294
      @goaboy2294 9 місяців тому

      Debts get scrapped if you get nicked @R56TurboCharged

    • @JD-re3cj
      @JD-re3cj 9 місяців тому +2

      Awwwwww that poor thing

  • @tonyadeney1245
    @tonyadeney1245 9 місяців тому +1

    AS if the police havnt anything better to do !!! - must be personal use - on his way back from cash and carry - what person would carry 50 wraps of drugs under the seat - smart guy .... wot a mad world ..

  • @Run187
    @Run187 9 місяців тому

    Quick tip for people unfortunate to get arrested don't say " no comment" because that's a comment. Sit there in silence . Obviously, I don't mean drug dealers..

  • @harrybbbb
    @harrybbbb 9 місяців тому +3

    I think I went to university with him.

    • @zakhobbsmusic
      @zakhobbsmusic 9 місяців тому

      Nah. No chance he went to uni 😂

    • @calamcouzens2090
      @calamcouzens2090 9 місяців тому

      @@zakhobbsmusicbro I’ve met skag heads when I was homeless with whole book of university degrees , they were exteamly smart and was making £1000 a day legally buying cheap and selling stuff for more. But we’re still homeless and would spend it on gear every night. Don’t judge u have no idea what some people have been through in there personal live.

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 9 місяців тому +1

      @@zakhobbsmusic well done, now just imagine he’s being sarcastic

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 9 місяців тому

      @@zakhobbsmusicI’m guessing you didn’t either

    • @rahatahmed6188
      @rahatahmed6188 9 місяців тому

      You must have been studying physics and philosophy at Oxford.

  • @Grigley0113
    @Grigley0113 8 місяців тому

    This guy should have acted in The Wire

  • @Mr.1.i
    @Mr.1.i 3 місяці тому

    I remember when i was about 20 and i was caught with a bar of weed

  • @Jackary1232
    @Jackary1232 9 місяців тому

    Shouldn't be giving a name.

  • @scoutfinch47
    @scoutfinch47 9 місяців тому +6

    I used to live on the outskirts of Newton Aycliffe and there a couple of police there who are horrendous. Extremely biased and not able to be non-judgmental at all. It wasn't anything drug or criminal related but I'd still not trust them with my dog, nevermind policing.

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 5 місяців тому

      I wouldn't trust you with your own dog.

  • @lawrencebishton9071
    @lawrencebishton9071 9 місяців тому

    like a pc batters by 🤣

  • @Diggymc1
    @Diggymc1 9 місяців тому +5

    Stephen

  • @woodywoodster1480
    @woodywoodster1480 9 місяців тому

    If your going to sell at least have half a brain cell’ how did he even dress himself 😂

  • @marknorville4192
    @marknorville4192 2 місяці тому

    Police stitch up, that was planted, you could tell that this was an innocent man, for a Mackem that is ;)

  • @paulmitchell3131
    @paulmitchell3131 9 місяців тому

    Aldridge Prior

  • @adamweston4152
    @adamweston4152 8 місяців тому

    Not very smart is he 😂.

  • @VictorKibalchich
    @VictorKibalchich 9 місяців тому +2

    really winning the drugs war here aren't you!

  • @middleagemotivation1981
    @middleagemotivation1981 9 місяців тому

    Obviously they're Stephens or Helens stuff. Doh

  • @yehldyehld
    @yehldyehld 9 місяців тому +9

    Even if innocent, don't help the police with anything. Two-tier, political policing means they deserve 0 help. Always ask for a solicitor, then stay quiet until one arrives. I've never been in trouble with police yet I already have disdain for them as they've treated me poorly.

    • @scottfletcherr1457
      @scottfletcherr1457 9 місяців тому +7

      There is saying behaviour breeds behaviour. Attitude plays a part in how you get treated as well. Your attitude dosent sound great in your post.

    • @jonathanlandau-litewski7405
      @jonathanlandau-litewski7405 9 місяців тому +5

      But your advice creates situations where there don't need to be any though. If you have nothing to fear then simply comply. Yes there are a lot of egotistical police officers out there but that applies to any profession which puts people in a degree of power. 'They deserve 0 help.' Really? A lot of police work involves engaging with the public to create safer environments. Fair enough you don't like the police but helping with their enquires benefits the rest of us.

    • @MattyEngland
      @MattyEngland 9 місяців тому

      ​@@scottfletcherr1457Evening Cuntstable Feltcher

    • @paullbennett2923
      @paullbennett2923 9 місяців тому +3

      You might need the help of the police one day. Then what are you gonna do ? Your attitude is the same as racists who have to go into hospital and then realise the NHS wouldn't function without people from overseas.

    • @MattyEngland
      @MattyEngland 9 місяців тому

      @@paullbennett2923 They're public servants, we are their bosses. They'll help when asked and speak when spoken to. Otherwise they can keep quiet, get on with their work and mind their own business. Cameras and the ability to video stuff has shown their corruption and abuse of power time and time again. Bunch of freemasonic wrong uns.

  • @Helloitsmewin
    @Helloitsmewin 9 місяців тому +1

    Diversity eh? 😂😂😂

  • @jmcooney2000
    @jmcooney2000 9 місяців тому

    This guy's hilarious

  • @RalphReed-hs2em
    @RalphReed-hs2em 2 місяці тому +1

    Errrrm

  • @robmontier3770
    @robmontier3770 9 місяців тому +3

    Ermmmmmm...

  • @freshxan
    @freshxan 9 місяців тому +7

    Everyone disrespecting this guys intelligence are actually dumb,never talk to cops or tell them truth no matter what it is. This guy didn’t tell them anything and he got 3 years,I’ve seen a guy get caught selling shroooms and get much worse punishment because he was nice to cops and straight up answered honestly their questions.

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 9 місяців тому +1

      Lol this guy definitely did not stay silent. He spoke a lot

    • @freshxan
      @freshxan 8 місяців тому

      @@keifer7813 yeah but didn’t tell anything remotely close to the truth😂

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 8 місяців тому

      @@freshxan Which made it worse for himself. Either tell the truth or be silent. Lying to police is a no no

    • @freshxan
      @freshxan 8 місяців тому

      @@keifer7813 well look at him he got much less sentence than what I have seen some weed sellers get,how do you explain that?

    • @keifer7813
      @keifer7813 8 місяців тому

      @@freshxan Maybe because he's white and old

  • @WarrickHunt
    @WarrickHunt 2 місяці тому

    Drug dealer hahahaha you’d take the whole lot of him wudnt you by would he do hahaha

  • @jcc1451
    @jcc1451 9 місяців тому +1

    EEEEEERRMMMMM

  • @anthonymaughan6103
    @anthonymaughan6103 9 місяців тому +5

    Ermmmmmm 🤣
    ALL WAYS KEEP YR MOUTH SHUT , TELL THEM NOWT ??

  • @Mac-Life1989
    @Mac-Life1989 2 місяці тому

    Ermmmmmm..........😂

  • @TerenceHumphreys-cy9ss
    @TerenceHumphreys-cy9ss 2 місяці тому

    Eas a macham never ad is stew today fumbling is words or maybe eas totally thick like most drug dealers who take up this trade

  • @yerrrboy100
    @yerrrboy100 9 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @adamurquhart1332
    @adamurquhart1332 9 місяців тому +1

    errrrrrrmmmmmmmm

  • @darrenpearson5312
    @darrenpearson5312 9 місяців тому

    Errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm!😅😅😅

  • @TheRealFishingTackleChannle
    @TheRealFishingTackleChannle 9 місяців тому

    Eeeerrrmmm yh eeerrrmmm,

  • @Manu-Official
    @Manu-Official 9 місяців тому +1

    Errrmmmmmmmmm

  • @CEOAMARU
    @CEOAMARU 9 місяців тому +4

    That copper passed his bleep test? Standards must be low😢

    • @TheFXmod
      @TheFXmod 9 місяців тому +2

      Ridiculous isn't it. Actually pathetic

    • @thefiestaguy8831
      @thefiestaguy8831 9 місяців тому

      If you're talking about the one in blue, I suspect he's a PCSO not a police officer. I Serve in a different police service in the UK, generally speaking PCSO's wear blue coloured shirts, and have blue epaulettes and blue name badges. Given they aren't warranted attested police constables and don't have the power of arrest, they aren't subject to the same tests as I understand as officers are.
      It would appear he is a PCSO as I don't see any kit on him other than a radio and camera, no cuffs, baton or PAVA.
      Also, size isn't everything, I've worked with officers who might look big but can still run and keep up with someone half their size.

    • @TheEsotericProgrammer
      @TheEsotericProgrammer 9 місяців тому

      At one point in time,

  • @shanepike7999
    @shanepike7999 2 місяці тому

    Wow 😂 the most shifty guilty man ever lol

  • @diddleysquat6644
    @diddleysquat6644 2 місяці тому

    Aldridge Prior